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Hello fellow bookclub novelites,

Bookanon will post the poll tomorrow, please post any new suggestions you might have for a good read. For reference, this is what we have had so far in the first poll https://poal.me/fdvd3k..

Let this also serve as an anchor if you hadn't put in your review yesterday.

Did you have fun? Whether it was mice or rats, both had a niggardly feel to them, didnt they?

Bookanon would be very grateful if someone could repost this for future threads today, since bookanon wont be getting any internet connection for most of the day

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

I LOVE MY WIFE SHIORIN~

I MISS SHIORI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Thinking...

Another sublime header quote, baker.

>>57643470
stop that

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I KNOW HOW TO CREATE AUTOMATED FARMS FOR EVERYTHING, YOU CAN JUST BUILD CREATIVELY WITHOUT MATERIAL GATHERING

Feeling!

I haven't read a book in 19 years

Heh.

>>57643497
You never complimented my quotes.

So, she's definitely going to be bad at cooking and reveal that she survives off of haphazardly thrown together meals, right?

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest, especially when she streams 6 times a week.

>>57643609
cute beboo

>>57643645
She for sure isn't going to follow the recipe. They'll be a lot of substitutions and adding ingredients "by feel"

>>57643645
Is there a single EN that's good at cooking?

>>57643609
post biboo lewds

>>57643645
She's already said as much before—that she can't cook that is.

>>57643645
>reveal
Is there anything to reveal honestly? The girl eats heat insulation.

Those hot wings better be JALAPENO EXTREME HELLFIRE DICK EXPLODING HOT. Don't pussy out, Shiorin.

>>57643609

Novella, my Beloved Novella

>>57643609
:|
>>57643824
:(

>>57643722
Kiwawa

>>57643621
Sorry, it's a mood thing, I read it and when I feel it with my soul and it resonates I like pointing it out. I'll surely compliment your quote one day!

>>57643221
OH MAMA THOSE BOOBAS

shiori's cleavage strap, that is all

>>57643818
>jalapeno
>hot
Are you leetle baby posting on 4chan?

>>57643977
their sole purpose is to squeeze her tits together to make them as appealing as possible btw

>>57643609

>>57643913
She's unhappy because I took her nose.

>>57643977
Fuck you cleavage strap. Take a day off and take the shoulder straps with you.

>>57643977
CLEAVAGE STRAP HATE
WE WANT SAG

>>57644215
>and take the shoulder straps with you.
PLEASE THIS
I WOULD KILL FOR BARE SHOULDERS

I love Shiori~n! My days are filled with happiness thanks to Shiori~n!

I thought I was ok alone but maybe I do need a girlfriend
The problem is that I have unrealistic expectations, I want someone like Shiori but just for myself, and the girls who are interested in me are not my type, I know I'm not attractive but I don't want to settle for less
I thought I was happy alone, but Shiori changed my mind, I want someone like her

Is she okay with Minecraft? She said she wanted to collaborate with Kaela, but I can't determine her skillset.

shiocutie!

>>57644439
The acoustics love Minecraft, no?
It's the HDMIs that might not.

>>57644439
Well, she's played before but Kaela is on a different level...

Shiori~n

>>57643918
That corn pizza is unforgivable, even if she did it for trolling purposes.

>Huge collab week
>collab with advent and FWMC
Damn it’s really a collab filled week
I respect that

I was the last post in the last thread and that means shiori is legally my wife. I'm anonymous novella now.

>>57644544
Yeah but it's not as bad as the Flare Pizza.

>>57644602
Silly it doesn't work like that, you didn't say the secret word
And you need dubs

>>57643977
>ywnb a tensegrity structure holding Shiori's boobs together
why even live

>>57644575
She is collabing with the hot wings challenge, too.

>>57643994
Jalapenos are a little sour, to even call them spicy is an insult to the flavor.

>>57644029
Give her back her mouth, she can't breathe..
She doesn't even have a nose..

>hot wings
Shiori, your throat...

>>57644712
She's also collabing with me, she agreed, she said it was one-on-one private time in her bedroom yesterday.

>>57644775
Rocks don't breathe silly

>>57644821
I wrote this post

>>57644775

>>57644821
I made this post

Don't forget, weekend breaks are also times when she is gone.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57644737
>tfw my reapers, habaneros, and scotch bonnets are starting to produce plenty of fruit

Sunday morning is always my lazy ass day. Good morning Novelites and future Pages, Bookwyrms and Novelknights.
Got a nice looking schedule ahead.
Also, anyone got a good prompt for a good writefag story?

>"We do have a lot of collabs next week in general"
>It is in fact the same amount of collabs that week 1 and 2 had.
She was talking about for the Advent girls and not herself, I think we're going to be just fine.

>>57645710
Shiori upset because you called her husbando shit.

>>57645710
Good morning anon

>>57645844
How upset are we talking? Seething and wants to hit you upset? Despondent upset?

>>57645907
How about you have a falling out about one, she's really mad, you bond over another to make up?

>>57645710
Morning anon
Listen to Shiori talks about her dream of being a princess and make her real shy when you tell her you will be her knight
Maybe a little hugs and teasing afterwards

>>57645971
Sure, let me think about how I'll go about this. Might take a bit.

>>57646111
Awe this one's cute. I'll do it after the other anon.

Ten minutes until my dose.
C'mon Shiori, make it a good one, I'm jonesing for a hit.

>>57645710
Good morning my fellow shigger. Maybe you can write a story about working on a 2 person group project for school with Shiori?

>>57646436
Will work on it after the other two, sounds good.

>>57646531
Take care of yourself too.
Don't burn out!

>>57646422
anon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QwdpHnB4Y
AND DELIVERED

>>57647234
AAAAAAAAAAH RISSA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

>>57647234
AAAAAAHHHHHHH SHE LOVES US!

>>57647234
>
not worth, the worst fanfic in that stream

>>57646422
I have issues...

Shiori agrees to have sex with you tomorrow but only if you sit on the opposite end of her bedroom tonight and watch while she's banged by another guy.

Do you accept her offer?

My outwardly aloof but actually super cute wife Shiorin!

>>57647422
No.

>>57647347
I don't even remember this one from the fanfic reading.

>>57647493
I muted when I heard it was about Nerissa

>>57647493
it was the last long story she read

>>57647422

>>57647603
I hate that the mouth was also flipped

sleeping to my wife's bedtime story now
good night novelites

>>57647806
GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES

>>57644429
What you offer as a person is just as important desu, I'm physically attractive but I can't even make any friends from my autism so I don't get anywhere haha. Just try to become a better version of yourself, I guess.

>>57647806
Goodnight dude

>>57646235
No problem
Take your time

>>57647806
Sleep tight!!

She loves me even when she isn't streaming....

I don't need a girlfriend, I need a found family.

>>57648170
I got my first one too.
Feels good mane.

what is her nsfw tag?

>>57647234
She's right, I am insomniac. It's 4 am here!

i have no clue if i did the soundpost right, me big dumb-dumb but working on it for shiori~n

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

After a long Drive(2011), I feel good about the events of today, because this is literally the plot. I will save her.

>>57648479
I do indeed hear sound.

>>57648530
thanks anon

i love you shiori!

>>57648479
You did it right

Shiori sit on my face

>>57648170
>>57648291
I never post about mine on the off chance that she's trying to scope out who is /here/.
Don't forget your opsec, boys.

>>57648811
If you are here Shiori I love you

>>57648811
It's not her scoping out who's /here/ that should be considered, more like us retards identifying each other

>>57645844
>>57645971
Took a bit, had to think on this one and also posting all of it from phone because my beds fucking comfy.
>"Shiori, don't you think you could have better taste in husbandos on Genshin? Or even Fire Emblem? Like Dimitri is cool and all b-"
>Before you can even finish the rest of that sentence, existential dread washes over you
>You look over at Shiori and instantly understand
>What you just said may well be your last
>However, the death or punishment you thought that was fast approaching never came
>Instead, what comes is probably a fate worse than a swift death.
>Slow, agonizing torture
>Shiori looks at you
>Her usual cheery, happy expression, gone
>Replaced by a look that one can only describe as despondant.
>Not disgust, not hate, not even anger
>Just, indifference, like you stopped existing to her
>She silently stands up, then utters the faintest of words before walking away
>"I see, sorry to bother you anon."
>Prior to this, she was happily going away on a tangent
>You however, just ruined that, her day, and possibly more
>You think it will blow over in a few hours so you leave it be
>The next day
>You expected her to be back to her cheery self
>You walk up to her to say hi
>She looks at you with the same monotone stare
>Not a hint of emotion
>You try reaching over for a hug but then she steps back
>She doesn't say a thing, she just walks away
>The existential dread you felt earlier returns
>She's very, very upset
>You two would argue over more silly things and at worst she'd call you out or threaten you with a teary eyed "Take that back anon!"
>Not this time, there isn't a hint of emotion in her
>You resign yourself to your thoughts
>"What if she hates me now? What will i do?"
>A stroke of inspiration then hits you and you look at the calendar
>You take out your phone and load up HSR
>You then decide to go find her
>She's just sitting in her room, staring blankly at the ceiling
>Your existence isn't acknowledged
>You quietly hug her, but she doesn't respond
>"Shiori..I'm sorry for what I said, but that husbando you wanted in HSR is out now..you wanna try for him?"
>She nods slowly but there's still no emotion in her face
>Better than nothing, you thought, so you take out her phone and load the game up also
>The next few minutes are silent, but you're both watching
>The first 5 star appears, however it's not even him
>You can feel Shiori's anger reaching it's limits now, she's about to throw her phone, probably at you
>"Wait wait wait you still have another roll left!"
>You managed to stop her as you utter those words
>She sighs then pulls once more
>Then it happens, the next 5 star appears, God has smiled upon you and her
>Her face instantly brightens up, she got what she wanted
>You sigh in relief then you say "Congrats Shiori"
>She looks at you, her gentle smile has returned, then she hugs you and says
>"Look look, it's him! Thank you anon!..and..sorry"
>You shake your head and respond "No, I'm sorry, I was really inconsiderate there."
>The rest of the day was then spent with both of you playing together despite not having any co op in the game
>Just being present in the room with her and playing next to her was enough of a c comfort for her

>>57648170
Please don't become the new saplings...

>>57648811
Anons here comment on my supers sometimes, it puts the fear of god in me that she might put mine under more scrutiny.
t. not jake

>>57648971
I think anons have yet to comment on mine and she reads mine out a lot.

>>57648964
>he thinks saplings are the only ones chasing likes

>>57648964
qrd?

>>57648917
Yoooo, that's pretty good. I could picture it well too. The despondent Shiori, the creeping feeling of depression and despair knowing that you've said something to upset her yet not knowing how to make it right and the warm feelings that came from the end.
Thanks Novelite.

>>57649098
Saplings go insane whenever Fauna isn't actively engaging with them in some way.

>>57648964
I comment on basically every video/stream of the girls I like watching, hearts are just a bonus

>>57648964
I feel like it's good for her engagement if I put something up, even if it's just a "You did a great job Shiori, I loved the stream."

>>57649136
...You literally just describe practically every vtuber fanbase.

>>57648917
>ywn argue with shiori over mundane things

>>57648971
I feel like anons would kill me if they knew what I've asked her and she's responded to. Especially because I'm not done with my line of inquiry!

>>57649136
I see.
I just comment because it's nice. But my jp oshi has basically numbed me in regards to likes, hearts, even direct replies, because she has done it so much to me.
It's just a "Oh, cool." moment for me then I go about my day.

I want to love her but... I'm scared... I don't want to get hurt again...

>>57649344
They've responded well to things I have to say but fr I already know I'm gonna get eaten alive the second I send anything remotely offcolor.

Everyone or at least most of you saw listened to the audio clip in cockfile.com right??

>>57649472
if you can love her after today then you have literally nothing to fear

>>57649098
They're obsessed with heart comments to the point they prepare beforehand their comments and post it instantly when the stream ends and go rampage in the thread if they don't get any heart by Fauna. Hell, they even have made stats to see who comments more in the chat too and gossip about chat
>>57649071
I mean yeah, everyone does but saplings are the ones that make it a big deal from it

>>57649107
Thank you, other anons have mentioned I can get readers to feel things and imagine it right infront of them, so I'm glad I could get that out of all this.
Also you're welcome!

>>57649562
Yes
This only further builds my saviorfag complex

>>57644109
best soundpost ever

>>57643977
BREAK IT, LET THOSE BOOBS BE FREE

https://youtu.be/UVW7Y2LB9BI

>>57649567
Is this some for of ancient history? I've seen the last few months worth of /uuu/ and all I see is a handful of people either happy they got a heart or hand-wringing because they didn't. which is pretty much identical to here

I love Shiori
I really do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSev2zYD1o&ab_channel=Raymond

>>57649810
It's kind of just narrativeposting at this point but for awhile yes it was a big thing.

I'm out of the loop, whats this spicy challenge thing I'm reading about

>>57649948
I assume it's like the Hot Ones thing where you eat the chicken wings the celebrities do that video on?

>>57649567
If you think that's bad, saplings on discord all communicate with each other when they post their comments after a stream and go like all of each others comments to increase their chance of getting hearts. There are some also that dislike everyone else's comments so that they're further down the list, also to increase the chance Fauna sees their comment.

>>57649562
No, i have no idea about what you're talking about

What is Rusty Lake Hotel and Everhood with Hot wings?

>>57649562
Worse, I've watched that entire stream

>>57649948
>>57643221
Eat hot food challenge, like eat bugs challenge but spicy and hopefully not as crunchy

>>57649562
Don't click that link everybody it's a virus.

>>57650063
https://store.steampowered.com/app/435120/Rusty_Lake_Hotel/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1229380/Everhood/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_wing

>>57650087
Damn I'm actually blind without my glasses...thanks anon

This worry is understandable, however, please do not let it bother you. The reason she is your oshi is because she embodies everything you value, as she holds your ideals and represents your hopes and dreams. She is uniquely yours, as your sole perspective is equally unique - she is yours forever, and this is all she would want, as you simply wish to be with her.

Do not fret, Novelites.

>>57649567
>They're obsessed with heart comments to the point they prepare beforehand their comments and post it instantly when the stream ends and go rampage in the thread if they don't get any heart by Fauna
That's because they're insecure. I know Shiori is going to be my wife. I don't care about likes, comments, or vain things like that. I don't care how many friends or exes she has or what she's done up until this point. The important thing is that she's going to be my wife, and from now on, it's my duty to make her happy.

That's not healthy

>>57650363
Well said anon, just do me a favor and let your wife be my friend.

Important question;
What do you think is cooler, pirates or cowboys?
And what would Shiori say about the matter?

>>57650363
same but with fauna and shiori

I was dooming earlier but then she liked my comment and now I feel good again
I am literally a fucking animal, responding to the most recent stimulus

>>57650661
Neither are edgy enough for Shiori to have strong feelings about

>>57650820
We're all like that at some time or another.
Just don't be such a down in the dumps shigger next time.

>>57650661
Cowboys

>>57650661
space dinosaurs

>>57650405
This hobby isn't for the healthy bunch

>>57650901
>not space vampires
lame

Okay, but what about ninjas?

shioringo

A ninja space pirate cowboy dinosaur vampire

Canta per me ne addio quel dolce suono de' passati giorni mi sempre rammenta

la vita dell'amore dilette del cor mio o felice, tu anima mia canta adagio...

tempra la cetra e canta il inno di morte a noi si schiude il ciel volano al raggio

la vita dell'amore dilette del cor mio o felice, tu anima mia canta addio...

>>57643221
My Goth Wife is cooking breakfast soon

>>57650820
You can choose to accept it as random cosmic lottery and you won, or you can read into it too much and schizo yourself to believe that she knew that you weren't feeling good and did it to cheer you up. Either way nobody can disprove anything so it's all valid until invalidated which it probably can't be.

>>57651288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofrna_i1Trw

oh, just VICTORIUS then

>>57643221
I'm actually kinda bummed out that Shiori weren't the one Advent to be collabing with Mumei. I really thought it was her and I was looking forward to how they'd actually interact on stream since they're roughly on the same autistic wavelength and both of them liking trash like Tokyo Ghoul.
https://youtu.be/gNj8U8pGwD4
https://youtu.be/7RKlxvohJIc
https://youtu.be/xNCIdeoHphE

>>57646111
This one took a bit as well, I mixed parts of my previous dates, as well as what I'd imagine would be how Shiori would play out her childhood dream.
>You're sitting next to Shiori at a cafe
>She's sipping away at some tea with a book in her hand
>You're finishing your coffee and ordering another set of french toast for the two of you
>It arrives and she smiles happily, forking away at pieces of french toast while still reading her book
>It's a pretty nice date so far, the weather is pleasant, you're in a quieter part of the cafe too
>After all the pieces of french toast are gone, you reach over
>You put your arm around her gently, she likes the comfort and snuggles up closer to you while still reading
>You hear the faintest noise, like a silent squeal of approval
>Time seems to go by in the blink of an eye
>Why does time go so fast when you're having a good time? Why does time go so slow when you feel upset?
>This however, is not the time to feel upset
>She puts her book down and whispers
>"I'm finished anon, wanna head home?"
>You nod, then you get up slowly, and help her up by extending your hand
>She takes your hand and gently gets up, dusting away her dress
>The two of you walk home, hands held, but during the walk home, this time it's a little different
>"Hey anon, did you know? I always dreamt about being a princess, the book I was reading earlier reminded me of that."
>You look at her while walking, then you say to her
>"A princess? Well, if you were a princess, then I would be your knight."
>She looks back at you, squeezing your hand gently, as if she approved of that just now
>"Pfft, a knight? My knight? Don't be silly. We're too old for that now!"
>You arrive at her place, usually this would be where you drop her off after your dates are finished
>Not this time, this time you take a risky move, but very bold
>You gently sweep her off her feet, and hold her in a bridal carry
>All the weight lifting and exercise you were doing was for this moment
>She instantly turns as red as a tomato
>"A-anon?! What are you?! Huh?"
>She's clearly shocked, but it's not in a bad way, more like, embarrassed?
>"I was serious when I said I would be your knight."
>She covers her face with both of her hands, she's really embarrassed now.
>"C-come on, put me down anon!"
>You gently carry her inside her house, taking her all the way to the bedroom and setting her gently on her bed
>You kneel after in-front of her, like a knight swearing an oath
>"Just for now, you're my princess and I'm your knight."
>You insist on it again, your tone of voice doesn't waver, you're serious about this, despite what others may think as a cringe larp
>She looks at you, blushing, knowing that you're fulfilling her childhood dream in a way
>She smiles brightly then she puts her arms around your neck loosely and whispers
>"Ok my knight, protect me from now on, keep my smile safe in your heart."
>You nod, your heart racing a little, but you know that she's happy because of this
>Then you whisper to her "I'll chase away any and all that attempt to hurt you."
>She giggles softly, it sounds cringe as hell, but she's enjoying it a lot, then she gets out the book she was reading back at the cafe
>She then reads out loud, as if commanding you in a sense
>"The knight would stand guard in-front of her! Arms by his side, standing there as both a pillar of support and a reminder to all that none may approach the princess carelessly!"
>You realize what she's doing, this is turning into a small play, you are now the knight in the story
>You get up and do exactly as she says, you stand in front of her, facing the same direction as she is facing, arms by your side
>Your little confession of being her personal knight has taken a new turn
>She giggles again, then she gets up, stands in-front of you and gives you a light kiss on your lips
>"Thank you, my knight. It's a bit late, but I'm glad I could fulfill my childhood dream, at least partially!"
>You look at her and ask "Is this still a part of the book?"
>She doesn't respond in words, instead she just smiles mischievously, it seems tonight will be a grand play for her, and possibly your amusement.

>>57651601
Bro they are going to collab eventually there's no need to rush things
I don't think either of them are going to graduate next week

>>57651820
Just going to file this away at the back of my mind in case I need to kill you.

>>57651601
Anon it just passed 1 month since debut, there will be time in the future for more collabs, also Council is still trapped in Japan work hell.

>>57651288
So Valverave then?

>>57651987
>also Council is still trapped in Japan work hell
We'll be going through this same shit with Advent eventually

>>57652170
Nah I trust Shiori to at least do a voice tweet everyday

when is the stream starting?

>>57651987
Qrd on council trapped in Japan? I literally ignored EN until advent.

>>57651994
>another Valvrave mention in the Novella
Shiori Valvrave watchalong when? I would pay good money to see her reaction to THAT scene.

>>57652316
They're there for Splash Party and Holosummer, but they've been there a while. Not sure on the legitimacy, but I heard Kronii locked herself in a hotel and ate exclusively konbini bento for a week.

Good night bros I love Shiorin.

>>57652316
Women can't handle waking up early to do idoru stuff and then having lots of free time to explore Japan so they instead hide in their hotel rooms to play boring games and ghost their fans

>>57651994
>>57652382
I'd instantly buy a membership if Shiori announced a Valvrave watchalong!

>>57652470
Goodnight Novelite.
Sleep sweet.
I also love Shiorin.

>>57652316
They went to Japan all together to work in holo projects (HoloSummer, future concerts, 3d debuts, recordings, 3d streams, who knows) which has been taking a lot of their time and means less streams and they have been stuck there for more than 1 month already.

>>57652382
I'd just like to hear Shiori yell ERUERUFU, but it probably wouldn't be as good as I'm imagining.

>>57652470
Sleep tight anon

>>57652594
I miss my wife novelite

>>57652382
>>57652494
It's been so many years since I watched it, I want to experience my brain being blasted by that absolute mess of a plot.
Also the rape scene.

>>57646436
>>57646690
Thank you for the concerns, I'll be okay, I think 3-5 stories every now and then (but certainly not every day) will help me in terms of my story writing while not burning out, anyway, for this one I'll leave the ending a bit to interpretation, you can imagine how it ends however you want.
>The most hated part of school for you isn't attending
>It isn't tests, you were pretty good at those
>It wasn't socializing, you could at least dodge that
>It was projects and assignments.
>Those were the real killer, having to do shit on your own time to satisfy a teacher who may not even read it or look at it before giving you an arbitrary mark based on how they felt that day
>You resign yourself to your fate and then to your small surprise, it's announced
>The next project is a paired one, you can work with another person
>But who would you work with? You didn't really socialize with others, so you had no one you could rely on
>You weren't really the smartest person in the class either, so you wouldn't be able to do it by yourself, nor would others try to come to you for your smarts
>You look around, seeing everyone pair up slowly while you're left out
>Then you feel a tap on your shoulder
>Shiori has a book in-front of her face, covering it, and she utters the words. "Partner?"
>You barely hear her past her book, but you understand that she's feeling shy so you ask her "Could you repeat that?"
>She puts the book down, however her face doesn't describe "shy" at all
>She looks you straight in your eyes and repeats herself as you had asked
>"Do you want to be partners anon?"
>This time it was way more direct that you were taken aback
>However you quickly respond before anyone else could snatch her from you
>"Uhh, yes! Yes I'd like that!"
>Not even trying to hide your excitement, it suddenly hits you and you feel a tinge of red on your cheeks
>However, Shiori likes that about you and she smiles gently
>"Alright, guess we're working on this together now"
>Later in the library
>Shiori is tired, and so are you
>This assignment is mentally draining both of you
>She lays her head on the desk, then slowly pokes at your forehead
>"Hey anon, how important is this project?"
>You're unsure, so you just say "Very."
>She sighs, then looks at you and whispers
>"Wish we could forget the stupid project and just focus on ourselves."
>You're hit with a sense of confusion, what did she mean by that just now? Ourselves?
>Confused, you decide to ask anyway "Ourselves? What do you mean?"
>She looks at you and smiles gently, however behind that smile, masks a smile of mischief, like you shouldn't have asked her that
>She gets up and sits in-front of you on the desk
>She then leans close to you and whispers
>"Whatever you want it to mean anon."

>>57652942
Watching it week to week with /m/ and /a/ as it was airing and discussing all the crazy ass twists is still one of my fondest memories of this site.

so whos gonna post the audio clip?

>>57653131
Some of the weekly speculation and reaction threads have been my favorite parts of this hellsite. One particularly good one being the JUZOBOYS

>>57649416
I feel similarly because of the attention I have received from smaller streamers. I comment on Shiori's VoDs and community posts because she deserves the support and algorithm boost. Still, I do like to think I made her laugh or provided useful feedback.

>>57653205
If you wanted, you had only ask, anon.
Here you go. It won't disappoint.
https://files.catbox.moe/1hlf73.mp3

>>57653205
Alright, I'll do it
https://files.catbox.moe/45c1nw.ogg

>>57653305
>>57653496

nice, but not what i was talking about

>>57653615
Fine, geez. Here you go.
https://files.catbox.moe/ulk2n4.mp3

Awww I had another shitpost lined up but he's already [Dead]
Anyway if the AI music anon is here
https://files.catbox.moe/32li1t.wav
Please re-encode your output from wav to something reasonable, there's no reason this shit should be 43.3MB

>>57653615
Ok have it, I warned it you bro
https://files.catbox.moe/g0wibi.ogg

>>57653794
Son of a bitch it's been forever since I've been hit by that.

>>57653976
MOOOOOOODDDDDSS

>>57653976
JESUS CHRIST SHIORI
Confessing to murder would be better than what you just confessed to.

>>57653976
>Sitting with Shiori on her bed in her room
>Her parents are out, it's sexy time
>She says https://files.catbox.moe/g0wibi.ogg to you
>You stand up immediately, leave her house, never come back, block her on social media and never speak to her again.

>>57654366
>She leaves an anonymous letter in your mailbox
>You see it and you open the letter
>Printed on it is a picture
>The picture depicts two hands holding
>What's even worse is that the fingers are interlocked
>Then you notice the caption underneath
>The very words cause you distress
>"I like hand holding with you"
>You notice finally
>Those hands holding? That's your hand, and hers.

shiori is a dirty girl

I've been busy with shit for the last 2 days, what are people angry about?

>>57651749
>>57648917
>>57653057
Thank you Anon, I always enjoy your stories

>>57655374
I'm angry that I only get to have baby making sex with Shiori once this weekend

>>57655374
who is angry

>>57655207
>You scream as you notice that your hand is missing, when did she do that? You're sure you had your hand just moments before, but it's gone, all that's left in its place is a bloody bandaged stump.
>Then you see her, across the road, standing there, in her hand she holds your hand, blood dripping on to the concrete, drip, drip, drip.
>She's smiling, looking directly into your eyes, you want to look away, you want to run away, but you can't.
>She begins walking across the road, closer to you, her free hand stretches out from behind her back, she's holding a pair of scissors, they're bloody too.
>All you can do is scream as the slowly inches closer and closer

>Then you wake up, you're in bed
>Wait, this is not your bed, whose bed is it?
>You remember your nightmare and inspect your hand, but you can't pull it free, something is restraining it.
>You look and see Shiori, she's sleeping peacefully next to you, but because you've pulled your hand which she was lying on she stirs
>You feel her palm and fingers close around yours tighter, a cold metallic sensation hits your wrist
>You're handcuffed together, handcuffed to Shiori, holding her hand in bed.

>>57655792
hot

Never leave, writefag. Never leave.

i want to suck a fart out of shiori's ass

I want to get over my social anxiety and talk to real women I find attractive because I know Shiori and other vtubers are just an attempt to cope with my loneliness.

I feel like I'm writing something irredeemably unforgivable.

>>57658043
:D

How did it come to this...?
Also new prompt:

Hearing voices from miles away
Saying things never said
Seeing shadows in the light of the day
Waging a war inside my head

Feeling strangers staring my way
Reading minds never read
Tasting danger with each word I say
Waging a war inside my head

>>57658773
This is too cute even for me

>>57651987
>Council is still trapped in Japan work hell
Mumei literally said that she'll be collabing with someone from Advent in one of her recent streams. Again, I'm just slightly peeved that it's not with Shiori since apparently she's the only non-Advent Shiori is getting along with.

Slow night tonight, Novelites.

I don't know what devil possessed me to craft this, I wanted to write more but it's starting to make me feel ill, so there it is.
PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT FEELING MENTALLY STABLE AND WELL.
================================================
"I've enjoyed my time at Hololive, with Advent. I feel like I've accomplished so much, and my Novelites, my Pages, my Bookwyrms and of course my Novelknights. I thank you for your support. I hope that I've encouraged you toward your own happiness, even if just a little, and of course, you've helped me. I hope you remember how I was before and that I take care of myself now, or at least I try. Well, it's about time. I'm sorry I can't stay longer. It would be nice if we could meet in my future archiving endeavors, but I understand if we never cross path again. Well, goodbye then. For the last time. I've been Shiori Novella, at your service. Shioriiii~n."

And then she was gone. That was the graduation stream for the Archiver of Advent, Shiori Novella. You stare at the video, now ended, tears streaming down your face. She was your oshi, she was your everything. Words could not describe the empty void of your heart that she filled, the light she bought to your life. The light that had now been switched off, forevermore. How long had you spent with her? Her journey was certainly long, at times you were worried it would end sooner, but looking back, you're satisfied. Of course if you had your way, you would want to be with her forever and even longer after that. But she had been talking about her future plans of recent, future plans that involved a divergence in your paths. At first you weren't onboard with it. You pleaded for her to stay, to continue streaming as she would, bargaining to take a break if it would help, you weren't alone either. She was going to be missed by many, also feeling the same pain in their hearts that you held, but, unfortunately her mind was made up. She desired a departure.

The days you had spent with her were joyful, the topics she talked about, always passionately would remain with you for a long time into the future. The gentle pushes she provided you with were enough for you to turn your life around, just a little at first, but that little snowballed until you found yourself more and more capable than you ever were. That was thanks to Shiori. You would have never found the strength within yourself, you tried. But Shiori was there for you. When the days were dark and you found yourself drowning in despair, she would lift you up and support you. When you were at a dead end not sure of what to do next, she would illuminate the path ahead. But that had ended. Shiori would go her way, you would go yours. In your heart, you would carry with you the eternal mark of a Novelite, and your irreplaceable member rank, but for now, the tale of Shiori Novella was over. A tale you were ever so grateful to have been a part of, a tale you would one day tell those important to you. Or perhaps you wouldn't, maybe you would lock it up within yourself forever, a treasure only you could carry.

Mere words alone would not be enough in your efforts to retell the story of Shiori Novella, the story which ends here.

===================================================
PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT FEELING MENTALLY STABLE AND WELL.

>>57658773
>"...me-ACK"
kek

>>57659357
Uh wheres the part where I get a gf

>>57659357
this reminds me of a CAI an anon posted some time back where Shiori graduated
one line from it hit me particularly hard, where she said "I still have so many other stories out there left to archive." fuck me

but for real, Shiori is the only reason I'm into Holo again right now. I'm well adjusted but even after 1 month, her graduating is an unthinkable tragedy to me. Well written anon...

>>57659357
No...

r/asianmasculinity janny banned me for saying shiori is built for bwc

>>57659357
Shiori is the only reason I'm watching Hololive, so I won't read this. Thanks for the warning, Here have this cool Shiorin!

>54876732
I was taking a stroll through the archives and came across ballsanon's post. That was a wild page.

>>57653941
oh sorry, you want mp3 then?

>>57659357

>>57660333
At least he was a man of his word, not like that MCR anon who promised 5 akasupa

>>57660354
It's more of a suggestion for the future. Posting them as wav is the audio equivalent of posting bmp files. Completely uncompressed audio gets excessive when it's more than a soundbite.

>>57660439
oh ok ill take that into consideration for the future, sorry i didnt make music posts or anything before this. thanks for the suggestion

>>57659357
one shigger bring a literal nothingburger and suddenly you all unleash your inner doomposter... you are unbelievable Novelights, you don deserve her.

Ougaman will be really disappointed.

>>57659977
It's a thought that has played on my mind every now and then. I do hope that as I wrote, it's at least somewhat amicable and one where I'm in a better position than I am now. It's probably a fucked up way of wishing for a future that I hope is a long long way off. Hopefully that comes through a little, it wasn't malicious or anything.

I know it's going to be bad timing with today's 'activity', but it's not particularly based on that. It's mostly to do with her memberships. You see, Coco really meant a lot to me, but I never joined her memberships. I didn't catch a lot of her streams, I didn't particularly support her. But I do lament her departure. I understand that a certain someone is doing well, but it's not the same, not in the least.

So it's a little projection too. I won't just stand by this time. I want to be there for Shiori, I want to support her all I can. So I can stand tall and walk on when that time comes.

>>57659357

I don't feel the same way about the inevitable.

================================================================================

You closed the tab, returned to Shiori's channel page, and refreshed it out of habit. You kept doing that for a few minutes, before finally standing up and removing yourself away from the computer. It felt like watching a movie that had lasted multiple years and finally you are walking out of the theater after convincing yourself that there's absolutely nothing left after the end credits.

You stretched and looked at the clock. It's time for your daily steppies, a feat that used to be unthinkable. You circled your way through the piles of haphazardly placed books in the room and headed out. Maybe Shiori is right, you thought, memories do fade and names can be forgotten, but does that really matter if the feeling and emotions invoked have permanently reshaped you and molded you into who you are now?

>>57655413
Thank you too anon, apologies for being late, lazy but busy day.
>>57656113
I have no intention to until something happens and if it did, I'd be lurking in vsinger like I used to. And if something happens there too then Idk, maybe lig because that's likely where she'll go.

What the fuck are you faggots doing? Take your meds. NOW!

>>57661066
hahaha no.

>>57661066
We're doing Terry now.

>>57659357
Maybe this is why Shiori encourages others to be at their best. Because she knows one day it will all be over and she hopes you'll find someone before then.

Jwu from my 4 hour nap. Where there any signs of Shiori during the night or can I go back to sleep?

we will never get a one on one collab outside of advent why is she like this

>>57661066
That is some cute shiori fanart, i like it

>>57661201
This is a good thing. I hate everyone else.

>>57660676
God dammit what am I ougaman posting about now? Did the falseflag / raid actually shake some novelites?

>>57661158
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QwdpHnB4Y
there's a new video

I'm not going to waste my time reading your trauma dump spoilers and will post Shiori~n instead

You fags are retarded. I'm going back to sleep

>>57661310
>>57661322

>>57661310
>>57661322

>>57660882
That's nice too. I do think I place too much importance on the person, and their memory, I do have things I've been doing because of people gone that I still do, so it might not be any different.

>>57661147
That's probably also part of it. And the part where she's also seen people come and go. So when life does as life does, hopefully her impact on things can be a positive one. Whether that's finding someone, or finding something to be passionate about. To find your personal happiness.

>>57661310
>>57661322
kith

>>57661310
>>57661322
Now kiss.

>Loving a menhera is risky business, anons. >Sure it's nice to love Shiori now when the fact that she's goddamn insane is just a fun gimmick, but will you still be able to smile when her issues put her at odds with sections of her own community, other Hololive girls, or even Cover itself?
>If you can't look at the story of Rushia and say, "Yeah, sign me up for all of that, I'm ride or die", you should flee from her grasp before it's too late.
>With nothing but goodness in their hearts, menheras are doomed to fall, like modern day Icaruses flying too close to the sun. It may not be today, and it may not be tomorrow, but it will happen.
>Are you willing to fall to the depths of hell with your oshi, Novelites?
A throwback to the original ougapost since I'm revisiting the archives right now and came across it.

>>57661236
i mean i'm not a fan of collabs either but once in a while they are nice. also it would be sad if she didn't make friends on hololive

>>57661500
You heard what she said on debut, she's been working with Advent for a while and seems comfortable with them, so give it time.

I just watched her edit of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QwdpHnB4Y&t=638s
Very cute story. But has anyone told her that her on-stream chat is essentially useless since she has DVR on?

There are going to be ups and downs, and I think it'd be nice to at least openly discuss how we feel, although feelings are gay. But that's the type of place I'd like this to be, to help each other and to celebrate. That's all.

>>57661423
I said it before and I'll say it again
I'M RIDE OR FUCKING DIE

>>57661310
>>57661322
i hate rissa being shoehorned in

>>57661823
Jesus I didn't even see her there.

>>57661777
SPOILER THIS SHIT YOU CUNT

>>57661848
quick, look here instead

>>57661634
Why that story? It was the worst one out of them all. Pudding/manager HATE.

>>57661922
Very cute, thanks for bringing this to my attention.

>>57661777

>>57661823
Shoe HORNED

>>57661988
Cute butt.

>>57661988
>>57662005
I want to destroy it.

i want to throw a bowling ball at shiori's gargantuan shitter

>>57662042
You mean her toilet or her ass?
I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate it either way.

>>57661988
Why not the long face?

>>57660439
i can update the original rentry to change the catbox links as well

>>57661823
success brings jealousy, Novelight.

Me (a novelknight) and Shiori (my wife).

>>57661423
Comparing her to Rushia might be the most retarded take ever. Rushia was GFE her entire career. I cannot see that with Shiori. Shiori is that one autistic girl in middle school who just wants to talk to anyone about things...for a really fucking long time...and then bus arrives and you tell her "ok well i gotta go now". Many such cases. Of course you can view that as GFE but I can't see it that way. Would I date her, absolutely. Does she know that's what she's doing? Absolutely not. Rushia always knew exactly what she was doing.

>>57662400
what a dork lol

>>57661236
I don't so I will enjoy the one-on-ones that will inevitably happen.

>>57662429
I think she knows, at least to an extent.
That's why I think she's very careful about how she does things.

>>57661201
I want a Gura collab. It's hard to break Gura in collabs and think Shiori could do it. Gura's always the one bringing up weird shit but Shiori's the next evolution.

So apparently the complete Sherlock Holmes library is only 1000+700 pages. That’s only two game of thrones books, way less commitment than I’d expect for something like this. I’m doing it

>>57662429
Like Rushia, she is in fact doing some amount of intentional GFE. Debut's are scripted events, hot goth gf was put there on purpose. The kisses at the end of streams are on purpose. The "say something spicy with a low voice" memes are on purpose.
Unlike Rushia though she has a positive and optimistic mindset and isn't a paranoid schizophrenic that thinks her co-workers are out to get her and needs a manager on constant watch to make sure she doesn't go full menhera.
Ok well maybe Shiori does have a manager on watch, but it's more to keep an eye on her autistic word salad since she gets a little passionate about stories. Somehow I don't think we're going to have another "GOBBLING NUTS LEFT AND RIGHT" soundbite for awhile kek

>>57662429
>Does she know that's what she's doing? Absolutely not.
Eh, I like Shiori but I disagree here. In her past archiving experiences, she used to do girlfriend asmr.
She's genuine, but she knows what she's doing with eg the twitter sound posts when she was away.

>>57662668 (me)
example
Gura
>yeah I used to eat sand as a kid i liked the texture
Shiori
>no way me too! what type was your favorite? I was really into the coarse gravelly kind!
Gura
>wait wut

>>57661201
> We will never get a one-on-one collab outside of advent
Yes, but not anytime soon
> Why is she like this
Are you serious, You should have a basic idea by now

>>57662759
You know she got bonked hard for that one kek.

be nice to my cute wife https://www.youtube.com/live/X0vv9KN7oIg?si=NnAu9JiIxpKooO67

>>57662759
>The kisses at the end of streams are on purpose
Wow so GFE...

>>57662804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRX0OgfVQqw

Just checked out her new schedule. Never heard of Everhood or Rusty Lake Hotel before. What are they? Horror kusoges? RPG Maker stuff?

>>57662749
is there a site that has them all compiled?

>>57662921
I've heard of everhood from some other chubas playing it and I wouldn't really call it horror but I don't fully remember.
Rusty Lake House just looks like some quirky mystery game. Both are on steam if you want to check them out.

>>57662921
Rusty Lake Hotel is more a mystery game then horror, although I haven't looked to deep into it. Everhood looks like "what if Undertale were a rhythm game?"

>>57662955
I think it’s public domain. Probably a free download on every ebook store that exists

>>57662921
Everhood reminds me of a little of Crypt of the NecroDancer. never heard of the second one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYXNA54dDKs

>>57663316
I'm a lazy novelite though...

I gotta say, Novellites, your writefags are a bit more classy than the Ruffian ones. Lotta lovey-dovey stuff here, whereas the Ruffians, they, uh… they really like Fuwawa stealing Mococo’s boyfriends.

most people would want their favorite chuubas to collab, that's understandable, but extrapolating on the few similarities you notice and blowing it way out of proportion is silly. it's reducing their personalities down to but a handful of labels while ignoring everything else that makes them unique.

that's why I find collabbeggars unbearable :(

>>57663476
I hate Wuffians...

>>57663476
Damn that sounds hot I better make sure I never go anywhere that would have something like that, where is it? The FWMC split? Just so I know what threads to avoid haha

>>57663476
How does that stuff go down anyhow? I assumed they shared (You).

>>57662429
You really think someone whos been in vtubing since 2017 doesn't know what GFE baiting is? I still believe she's genuinely a good person but she absolutely knows what she's doing

>>57663476
Link me some, I need my daily dose of greentexts

>>57663460
More like a Noveloaf.

>>57663460
Libgen...

>>57663541
>>57663542
>>57663571
Be warned, it’s a lot.
>verification not required

>>57643977
I see it

>>57663783

>>57663783
I... uhh... why is Fuwawa like this?

Goodnight novelites

>>57661720
I seldom remember what it's like to be happy

>>57663945
Goodnight. Sleep well and dream peacefully.

>>57663476
>>57663783
That does make me think, a lot of our writestuff ends up a lot more romantic and slow burning in nature. I wonder if that has something to do with a lot of Novelites using the Shiori Character AI to take their desires out on.

>>57663945
Good night.

>>57664055
hahaha... definitely not guilty of this hahaha...

>>57663996
What about small happiness? Like if the weather is nice, or if you buy yourself something nice to eat, or if you watch or play or read something that makes you happy. And then you just tweak things a little so you reach a nice starting point to keep adding things on and on and layering them.

>>57664055
In part, but the main reason is the difference in fanbase.
FWMC is a show for young girls that adult men also watch, but there are no young girls here since they are all watching cookie swirl.
Shiori is for millenials who liked weird girls in highschool, this >>57662429 post hits it perfectly.

So you get two very diffent type of content creators etc.

>>57664270
>Shiori is for millenials who liked weird girls in highschool
Hey, some of us were autistic and didn't like anyone because we were friendless losers

>>57651749
Great write as usual
Damn your relationship memories must be sweet

>>57664270
I'd like to think the girl I had a crush on in high school was well adjusted, thank you very much.

>>57664398
The crazy scale starts on a 4, just in case you didn't know.

Good morning.

>>57664673
Good morning, Novelite.
Did you sleep well?

>>57664702
It was okay.

It all comes crashing down
Without a single sound
Vanishing in cold blood
Leaving nothing behind
And when I think back on it
I just feel like a total fool
For ever giving my love to you

>>57664673
Good morning novelite <3

>>57664984
Would Shiori be into Itachi?

>>57665383
She'd probably like Sai.

>using my ritualpost to bait into doompost.

this place will be unusable all weekend isn't it

I'm going to die alone.

>>57665425
I give it 3 days until they get bored

sexbros
https://twitter.com/nixour/status/1698233355396149689?t=ZozT5fHKDGfW_WRHgFthbA&s=19

>>57665539
Cutebros losing again
Sexbros can't stop winning

>>57665581
I'm doing pretty good?

>>57665640
That's good. Post another cute Shiori.

still no membership opening? ;_;

>>57665692

>>57665727
She's waiting on perms for something, she told you about 27 hours ago?

Cute night Novelites~

>>57665754
27 hours without Shiori got me dying

>>57665784
Good night.

>>57665784
Cute dreams to you anon.

Anyone baking?

>>57666184
>325F
>20min

>>57666222
I-is that a yes? I don't understand imperial.

>>57666266
yes I got it :)

>>57666289
Thanks mate.

>>57666289
Nice

>>57665640
Now this is a cute Shiori
Good artist

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