/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57632672
KIKI LOVE!

Divegrass update: These are our next upcoming matches, for anyone who wants to take into account for possible hype videos.

>>57632672

I VERY love Kiki!

Rabba umbrella

>mallow form froze website when I submitted it
>couldn't be sure if it went through or not
>had to resubmit
>no way to know if I duped my question

aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OLVE GIGI

Kiki Love!

Kiki glove!

>>57632725
looks like i wont be able to see the first live but ill be sure to be there for the second

rabbit soon

>>57632725
head empty and I think I might be away all day tomorrow, can't make a hype

hamha

I will take a shower and remove all of my smell hehe

>>57634842
how could you do this to gigi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPOISnUd7WE&t=2s

>>57635146
>20 years

>>57635146
those were the days

in honour of kiki's favourite snack i put pickles on my pizza

>>57636036
Cant believe kiki said she would eat an entire jar of pickles on stream, what a madlad

>>57636167
great now im hungry

niggers

>>57636256

>>57636526
hi pumpkinchamp, glad to see you didnt get turned into pumpkin soup

>>57636228
Hurry up and send them we only have 30 minutes left!

a pumpkin that is not made into a soup, or a pie is a wasted pumpkin indeed

>>57636760
what about jack O lanterns?

>>57636228

my pizza burned, it's so over...

>>57636837
You don't make jack o lanterns out of the same kinds of pumpkin you use for cooking, so it's moot.

>>57636760
Pumpkin muffins
Pumpkin pudding
Roasted pumpkin
Pumpkin ravioli
Pumpkin bread

My dad especially liked pumpkin pudding, which is basically pumpkin pie filling without the crust.

>>57636228
DYRBI

>>57636980
that's what you get for putting pickles on it, motherfucker

>>57636228
>>57636036
>>57636980

made me think what Kiki said about femcels

>>57636980
nod the champizza...

>>57637787
Not that she did, but it looks exactly like something she would write lol

>>57635030
i wish i got pancaked i'm hungry

>>57638375
its a terrible fate, they actually bake it into your skin when they cook it like that

>>57637056
wait, you dont??

>>57637323
its still tasty

>>57639081
how many pickles did you burn?

>>57639324
the pickles ARE SAFE

LIVE!

https://youtu.be/fkt3yjAOXRI
https://youtu.be/fkt3yjAOXRI
https://youtu.be/fkt3yjAOXRI

>>57639380
good, i hope they go to a nice home

>>57638708
Most "eating" pumpkins look like this, and they're much smaller than "carving" pumpkins.

>>57639564
the universe has lied to me

>>57639564
LIES! BLASPHEMER!

i hope kiki looks like that in the opening when she listens to champy marrow recordings

i hope someone asked her some math questions

`Intro start

`Kiki on the telly!

I have an offer to Kiki, you show me your cunny, I make you a cup of coffee

>mfw I'll never be an Australian Father...

>>57632725
>/lig/
some david and goliath motif and/or some clip of Kiki cringing at lig's song choices (ligma balls/big chocolate balls)
>/jidf/
some light gringotts clip, might be better to maybe abstain from too much cheekiness

>>57640151
I will be the father of Kiki's children someday

>>57640206
I admire your optimism

`Kiki explains the state of her floor (-25)

>>57640101
>loose t-shirt
>no panties
>Kiki going on around the house
>bending over and jumping
>everytime it shows her cunny
>going back and forth just making more and more kwaf
>she crosses her legs basic instinct style
>"how much coffee do you want woman?"
>"huh?"

mine definitely getting skipped

you have to read all the lewd questions too, it's the rules

I thought Kiki was being a fool and was on wrong screen but got this weird effect where the voice was playing fine but screen was stuck on this frame.

>intro
A tiddlywink loud yes

im gonna mimimi and say vacuum up the glitter for the rabbits sake

>what size cunny u wear bb

gigi went grazy

`Kiki's favorite part of Postal 2 (-5)

gigi i laughed my ass off when you immeditaely whipped it out and whizzed after beating the sand nigger base

All good marriages are based on trust.

>>57640520
my streams have been freezing lately too and its just the visual not the sound

I can't find the pic of champybug eating kiki hair.. pls someone halp

>>57640905

>>57640798
sounds like a youtube problem

btw your mouth isn't moving when you talk

>>57640922
thanks brother

>>57640922
omnom

>>57640993
she knows

you won't need a tutorial if you use your heart

>>57641013

kiki i saved you a slice of pizza

clicky Kiki keys uuuuoooh

>>57641289
i want a kiki typing asmr stream now

sososo cute

`Showing off her alert sounds (-100)

You're all wrong, Gigi just got herself a cool new nickname and goes under Ironfist Kiki now.

>>57641618
IronFist Kiki from /b/

I want to know EVERYTHING about you

its confusing please anderstan

I wanted to send one earlier but i fell asleep and forgot

learn your moon runes champy

Is marshmallow actually anonymous or does she know who we are?

>I don't hold anything against you
Why not hold yourself against me

>>57641899
she knows everything

if you leave marshmallow tab open for like a day or so and try to send one it might run a captcha on you and not send i baleeb

>>57641899
It's anonymous

kiki stop stalling

>>57641899
you’d be silly to think she doesn’t have a spreadsheet on even marrows

talk is indeed choip

>>57642008
shut the fuck up when the rabbit is speaking you dumb bitch

let me talk to your cunny a bit

Rare Kiki expression

Getting called a version of Champ that includes 'pamp' is odd because diaper fetishists call them pamps, short for the brand name diaper Pampers.

yeeeah! I was just thinking earlier today randomly about how I love how Kiki says 'delicious' and she goes and says it

>>57642203
the mouth and nose positions look a bit off

I miss when kiki would fly across the screen when taking a sip of kwaf

`Question 1: Between hot summers and cold winters, which do you prefer more? (-40)

>>57642203
now I recognize it

>no AC
I've lived that life in Florida. I'm actually pretty sure it caused permanent brain damage. High humidity heat is lethal.

>>57642268
you're right, corrected

They sell these temperature controlled bed covers that circulate cool/warm water through them to keep you from sweating at night or getting too cold

the second you step foot into kiki's room you automatically become a swamples

rember that time an oil balon gave Kiki a million dollars to buy AC?

you stick the rabbits in the freezer???

I saw a video about surplus german gear
and i saw this massive 2mx2m heavy as fuck german blanket, I want it so badly now

Sometimes I grow my beard out in the winter too

>>57642554
ah yes, the fabled swamples

do you let your cunny puff in a hot summer day?

hippos are one of the only other animals that sweat

>cheating in your snowball fight by putting rocks inside your snowballs and throwing them at Kiki with all your strength

>I am sure to win because of my superior speed
>gets raped

>>57642896
horses sweat too

Aussies don't know what "snow washing" is, ohoho.

I never lose, not even my virginity

Kiki is a Naruto runner

`Question 2: What is your favorite non-gaming related stream you have done so far?

>>57642008
>stop stalling
>do this
>do that
>Put on a purple thing and dance around
You people and your demands. Look, Kiki's not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?

>>57642554
Swamples looks so satisfied with his stink

>>57643231
she does pee on command though, I have this little button and the little rabbit dispenser chirps into action

cooking stream when?

>>57643382
she doesn't know how to cook

how are we supposed to see your cunny then?

>>57643318
who drew this

Have you fixed the Rabbalabs script yet?

>>57643175
`Kiki's favorite things to cook (-60)

>>57643822
vomit cake

>>57643894
Better than goyslop

kiki's idea of fine cuisine

>>57643697

>>57643822

[Attack on Titan OP Intensifies]

kiki.... they don't kill the honey bees when they harvest honey. they move them to a new house and they start building anew

`Kiki getting stung on her foot by a bee (-5)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA3GEuinuG0

stinging kiki's bumbum

>>57644138
She means the larvae that live in the comb itself, which are infant bees.

Can you say "Hi honey"?

kek

A common misunderstanding that bees die when stinging. They actually don't, they can sting, inject venom and retract just fine but usually the target get scaied so they jerk or swat the bee so they die.

>>57643175
`Kiki getting stung on her foot by a bee (-190)

Fun fact: there is a tiny ninja hidden in Kikis room, you should look for it

>>57644411
I thought that was an issue with human skin having a tendency to trap their stinger when usually that doesn't happen when they sting other stuff

>>57644411
i think it depended on what they sting, that human skin is sticky or whatever so it happens often with us

in the original sense of a tomboy
you are a little bit of a tomboy

sending Kiki a box labeled bumbelbee but really it’s murder hornet wasps killer bees

maybe thats why a large percentage of trans people are autistic

>>57644633
or kill themselves

>>57644341
chad cat

>go to a doctor
>tell him you identify as a female but want to transition into a man
>get prescribed testosterone
free gains

Can lolibabas consent? Is this a paradox?

Sex? no
Alcohol? no
Drugs? no
Driving? no
Life altering surgery? Sure, put pp under knife

Kiki will you collab with the beaver

Consent or not, I'm going in raw!

ooo heart eyes for gigis model

hurry up

>>57643504
dun remember if it was posted outside here

>one hour in
>two questions down
Gonna pour more coffee, we're gonna be here all night.

`Question 3: What's your favorite addition from the redebut?

music video...

>>57645334
one day...

the rabbits in the video look so cute

if kiki opens my question i'll officially have collabbed with her
see ya later losers

gotchya

I think they like your voice, they always come and camp out here whenever you're live

>>57645629
Kiki looks like she's looking to eat them

Freakazoid watchalong when?

Fluffle and Puffle, got it

`Question 4: Have you ever had any pets besides rabbits, or any rabbits besides Little Man and Little Lady? (-5)

>>57645629
High soft voices can sound like kittens to adult cats. I knew someone that could squeak like a kitten, sounding similar to Kiki, and every cat in earshot would come running.

kiki strikes me as the kind of girl to have a pet snake

your friend tomato seems to be back

>>57645973
Go to vrt to talk about it

My parents got me rabbits when I was like 3 or 4 but they didn't last long at all, I don't think they had any idea what to do with them and obviously I was way too young

I have a pet rabbitwife

>>57645973
I'm happy for her, and I'm sure Kiki would be glad to hear this, but this may not be the best time

>>57645757
`Taking care of small animals has given Kiki more perspective on animals and helped build her love for animals in general (-15)

When I was little (like 4-5) my sister and I had rabbits and a tortoise, and one time my sister's rabbit was sitting next to the tortoise and my sister went "Nooo the turtle will bite it!" and she picked up her rabbit and moved it a few feet away, then picked up MY rabbit and put it next to the tortoise.

We know this because it was all captured on home video.

`Question 5: What are you most grateful for in life? (-10)

>>57646248
what a little shit

gigi milking these marshmallows like a youtuber milks calling a creepypasta character at 3 am

>>57646333
what?

`Question 6: What kind of outfits would you like in the future?

Mecha pilot outfit.

pizza cat outfit

`Question 7: Your love of instant kwaf is well known, but what's your favorite kind of tea? (-15)

I had many food allergies, but I was a rebellious youngster who didn't understand.
Thankfully, none of those allergies were ever serious.

>>57646333

foreskin glove outfit

>>57646544
puffles champ...

kiki you mentioned yesterday that you had some extra slots for more emotes so i came up with a few ideas, and included some from other champs like the headpat. led me know what you guys think

you should do an israeli food stream

>>57646768
>bottom right
we already have that one though

`Question 8: What's the craziest animal you've ever worked with or seen in person?

>>57646747
I still eat them. No puffles
Probably the shits, but at this point, I can't tell what does or doesn't trigger it.

>>57646842
no im sick of you and your violence!!

Kiki LOVES pickles!

>>57646768
YES

is Champy more primate or rabbit?

>>57646939
uoooh

i rike cold brew ice tea, takes a minute to prepare
>decently sized jar or other container
>put in two tea bags
>slice of lemon, lime, peach or something
>leave in fridge overnight
and when you've drank it you can add like another bag of tea and top it off with water and leave in fridge overnight again

>>57646768
These are awesome. I really like the Laugh one. That'd be especially useful so we dont have to spam kek and lol anymore

>>57646953
ive been known to monkey around

>>57646953
This interests me greatly.
Rabbit Primates, all of them.
Rabbit Orangutans, Rabbit Chimps, Rabbit Gorillas

>>57647048
>>57647048
I used to make this pretty often, I had a nice glass pitcher with an airtight lid I liked to make it in but I lost the pitcher when I moved so..

>>57646768
If you colored them, I wonder if Kiki could use them.
Permission?

>>57646768
I think my favorites are headpat, WOAH, and slurp (in that order) some of the others I feel would be a bit redundant with what we already have

>>57646768 (me)
>>57647194
kiki has full permission to use my drawings. however even if i colored these and brushed them up a bit better she probably wouldn't use them directly since it'd be inconsistent with the emotes she already has. these are just for reference if she wants to commission more.

look at this fool loook
and no it's not a petting zoo, it's a little one being checked at dogtor

one time i went to the fair and there was a little monkey with an outfit on and i gave him a dollar and he handed it to his master. it made me want a little monkey friend

>>57647602
A FUCKING MONKEY?

I've had similar experiences that cause me to never donate to anything when asked. "Non-profits" with CEOs pulling 400K salaries.

>>57647602
midwest county fairs are fun

But who wouldn't want one?

>>57647819
Florida of course

>>57646861
`One of Kiki's favorite animals she worked with are little monkeys and marmosets (-10)

KIKI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE

it's time

i also go back to past threads to see what people post when they think no one is looking

`Question 9: Do you have a favorite pyon meme? (-55)

Do you check products for palm oil and if the palm oil is sustainable?

>me mentioned
>she loves me

not too gay, not too retarded

platonic

/pyon/ - not too 'orrible

I WILL hug your box!

gaychamas...

I would not fuck a champ in the ass

`Question 10: Would you live forever if you could?

I don't know how some people bear to live to be 100+. I'm ready to go now desu

life without Kiki is not worth living

>>57648238
i mean realistically i'll be gone by 60 max

>>57648294

God sent me here to meet Kiki. Of this I am certain now. I still have some shit to work through but He's having a right giggle about it right now.

I'm not worried about dying so much as I am dying before I get anything done.

`Question 11: I love your accent, it is much classier sounding than the typical Aussie accent. But, why is it different?

I am afraid that the time i have left on this world is less than what I have already lived, it's a dreadful thought

>>57648522
I mostly just worry about dying before I get to destroy my hard drives and get rid of any other embarrassing shit

>>57648594
you will be dead at that time, no point in worrying about it

>>57648594
Research deadman's switches. You can make thermite with a kids toy rock tumbler using aluminum foil and rusty nails.

>>57648641
everyone else will still be living, I'd rather not have anyone going through all my personal shit even if I'm dead

amusingly my parents are relatively well off so I've gone from speaking very standard American English to my local accent as time has gone on from speaking with my extended family and other people I've interacted with.

bogan mamapyon...

People thought I had an accent when I was a kid but I'm just autistic and talk funny

>>57648817
same, I am just retarded

`Question 12: If I made a videogame, which I am working on now, I would love to see your genuine reaction to it and criticism of it too. Would you play it if I gave you a free review copy? (-10)

reminded me have you seen that video of that old asian lady with a nigger american accent kek

also my country has some pretty distinct dialects and my parents moved across the country when i was young so i grew up between the local dialect and my parents' so i ended up with a pretty neutral dialect

`Question 13: If you were to choose only one food to eat for the rest of time, which food would you choose (-15)

wish I could share, gubment wont like that very much. I'd get snowden'd or something

normally I sound like im from the Sopranos, but when I speak to americans from other parts of the country, I use a very standard accent

>>57648983
glowie champ...

I feel like I never really worked on anything interesting before I found /pyon/. Kiki motivates me more to do stuff

imagine having an accent like this
https://youtu.be/PKnFVt_ivg4
talking would be so fun

COR

BLIMEY

I really like this video about UK accents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8

Candyman cometh

I'M GONNA FUCKIN PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL

Rabben Piker!
I'm going to kill you!

`Question 14: Your Postal 2 stream was a blast to watch. Do you plan on playing any other retro FPS games in the future? (-5)

I wonder if Kiki would like TimeSplitters: Future Perfect.

planescape? torment? nod an fps, were you thinking of something else?

`Question 15: What is your favorite animal species to work with (besides rabbits)? (-10)

>>57649365
dont embarrass her

meerkats ehh

I like when you have your mouth all high.

`Question 16: You're obviously a creative woman. Do you ever write your own stories and such that you've not told us about? (-40)

>>57649341
Seconding this, Kiki. It's a comedy FPS that riffs on classic movie genres.

I would put my dick in your mouth

If I put my finger on your tongue, would you say Yum like a furby

I'd put my finger somewhere else if you know what I mean

mfw realizing Kiki's eyes are the exact same blue as mine

clam down

Kiki almost had to end the stream to go masturbate

>>57649733
Why the long face lmao

she looks kinda aggravated here

ging

>>57649803
Now you've gone too far

no edits required

so humble

>>57649965
face she makes whenever she's fed pickles

>>57650054
>she hates it

`Question 17: What was your first video game console (-5)

`Question 18: Do you have a favorite plushie or stuffed animal?

I'd love to see you play pokemon, see who you choose for your team and how you raise them up

we are

>>57650301
>every pokemon is called champy and if one faints she closes the game for ever

>>57650377
mr Illinois

`Question 19: While you were working/volunteering at zoos and sanctuaries, how much of your work involved lectures and presentations? How much of it involved performing medical exams/procedures on the animals, and cleaning up their exhibits/living spaces?

>>57650449
I'm not a commercial plushie importer

>>57650536
dyrbi

>>57650536
sure whatever you say pal

>>57650599
>>57650611

my brother is 1st year, now 2nd year med student and he vent to Ukraine to work in a hospital, had the opportunity to attend surgeries and stuff, normally med students would have to wait another 3-5 years

>>57650611

I will fill up your womb

I'll plant a baby inside you yet

i can fix that i only need a minute

Making Kiki my domestic servant...

this is a rather morbid question so don't answer if you don't want to but
if littleman and lady met their timely end would you get new rabbits or animals?

do your reps for us, the same way I think I am cleaning up for your sake

y-you don't want little Champlings running around? T~T

i love you enough that even if you dont want kids i would be there til the end, although i do want kids in my life

That was a question I wanted to ask but I thought it was a bit weird. That you're pretty observant when it comes to dumb shit that people do and you'd probably recognize that women often use animals as surrogates for their maternal instincts and uuuuuhhh dunno what I was supposed to ask about it, thoughts I guess?

you can live with me, I spend all day at home, you can watch me work

kiki is my fleshpet

squashy mince gigi

>>57651059
Me too

I will search for papapyon personally and ask him to let me take your hand

>>57651354
>Excuse me, have you seen any Russians around?

>>57651354
I am not even american, but I have to do this

my rabbitwife streams her cute face to me almost every day

would you live with Champy on a little homestead in the dead center of Australia?

`Gigi when she sees champycorn

my grandmother literally lives next to a cornfield.

would you live on the mountains?

would you live in an apartment with me if in the future you knew you could move out into a house in a small village with a nice field?

I love rab on the cob. my cob.

No Champlings?

Kiki is so little she could sit on my cob

loli corn

bunday lov

perhaps

>>57632672

>>57652301

>>57652534
bls dont doxx gigins like this

There was like two shitters who were being mean but after seeing the other matches they were being mean to everyone else too. But during our match people were spamming kiki emotes during our moments as well.

>>57652534
uoh kiki spikes

>>57652668
yep, theyre just rude bants nothing personnel

`Outro

>>57652668
yeah theres one dude in particular whos a massive fag, but it seems like hes a dickhead to like every team

>>57652772
that guy really is such a faggot

I'm really sorry champs, 5 of them were mine.

RATE?!?!?!

strange maybe awful idea for an outro:
have meds container smash into the screen and spill pills everywhere then fade to black

>>57652900
Kiki hates the tired meds meme

>>57652889
Kiki loves her family/10

>>57652889
my rabba faffles so cutely/10

>>57652889
0/5 answered, better luck next time/10

>>57652884
2 of mine were shown

>>57652889
gorngob/10

>>57652889
knowing more about gigi/10

>>57652889
lilman plush/10

a reminder for anyone who cares, kiki will hit half a million views total on youtube soon!

>>57652889
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE MY HEARING/10

>>57652889
i was eating corn on the cob while we talked about corn on the cob/10

>>57653217
cornibalism

>>57652889
10

ill bake then if no ones on it

AAAAIIIEEEEEE
BAKER-SAMA
TASUKETEEE~

>>57653421
go for it, I wasn't expecting it to be on page 10 already

As someone raised in a religious environment significantly leaning towards Calvinism, it occurs to me that kiki's views on justification via works and faith, versus faith alone, is something I never considered. Pray the blood washes us equally clean in any case, and leave the greater mysteries to the Father.

NEW

>>57653549
>>57653549
>>57653549

This Crouton toif now

>>57653637
we need more memes. croutons being the first thing she thinks of is downright sad

>>57653570
i like your funny words magic man

>>57653699
well, get to it

>>57653570
since i have done much wrong i also appeal to the idea of "just try to be good or better and help others and you will given salvation based on intention/your relationship with the creator as he deems worthy".

>>57653744
ogey

>>57653766
i dont think any such religion makes sense but if god does care how we behave then i will expect of him to take context into account. that is as far as i will tip my fedora this time

>>57653699
yeah, croutons are getting stale

>>57654008
be an outrage if they weren't

>>57654008
>croutons are getting stale

>>57654699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0