/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Whoops

I love my little sister very much !

I love Shiina.

I blame Rie

bread..

I love Shiina!

>>57603269
>>57604343
g-d I need her to snuff me out with chloroform in the carpark of the local woolies and then kidnap me in her mitsubishi lancer. I wake up on the same beach harod holt disappeared at, hime pointing a gun at me, motioning toward the nearby surfboard. "surfing time, anon! time for surfies! don't get caught in a rip mate, could be some sharks out there aye!"

Pipkiss

been a while since I last saw the baker being to late

YES PIPPANTS
YES PIPPANTIES

PIPPA PLEASE MARRY ME AND I'LL BUY A NICE PAIR OF DINOSAUR THEMED SOCKS

>>57604798
Sometimes crime doesn't pay

>"Thank you for choosing McDonald's. What can I get started for you today?"

>>57604849
Lisa would say this.

>>57604872
That's why you gotta choose the right ines to commit.

>>57604924
How about some chicken cutlets?

>>57604994
God I need Hime to come back to streaming soon. I'm going through withdrawals

>>57604924
wan nuggie

>>57604994
mental illness?

>>57604994
enough about her boobs what about those thighs? god daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn i'm GONNA FUCKING BUST

>>57604924

>>57605051
Where do you think you are?

>>57604924
1 McHagpussy and a singular oversized chicken nugget please

>>57604924
Can I get a McBlowjob to go please? Extra throat mucus and please go easy on the teeth.

>>57605076
I think he's asking which kind of mental illness she has.

>>57605049
>"Here you go, sir! Thank you for your patronage!"

>>57605102
Ya know if you order a McGangbang you can actually get a spicy mcchicken and a mcdouble smashed together without two of the buns? It's top tier drunk/high food.

>>57604924
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>57605140
Post the unedited version anon.

>>57605140
nuggie!

Jelly.

>>57605020
>"H-here you go, butter cookie"

I MISS HIME!!!!

>>57605177
That sounds gross. Besides if I wanted to share meals I'd go to KFC.

>>57605217

>>57605255
Should play cities skylines

>>57604851
Shit that's a good offer ngl

>>57605319
Based

>>57605302
I'm in desperate need of hime streams!

>>57605020

>>57604994
grim

>>57605319
Shiina is a fairy.

>>57605121
>what flavor of autism does this chuuba have?

>>57605362
>Smoll titty side booba
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>57604924
Can I please get the mcsoyjak and a sneed sundae?
No, I do not want to try the promotional mclolipussy.

>>57605389
>make a pact with power in exchange for your firstborn son
>impregnate her on the spot as a loophole

>>57605430
For me its paranoia and the after effects of beinggroomed and or attempted grooming

Taking bets on when the graduation stream is?

>>57604924
>number 9 (2x)
>a number 9 (large)
>a number 6 (extra dip)
>a number 7
>number 45 (2x)
>a number 45 (with cheese)
>a large soda.
Thank you.

>>57605490
stop

>>57605490
I need a michi counter spell in here.

>>57605490
not funny

>>57605539
Have some potion to cure what ails you

>>57605490
Didn't Niji just have one?

>>57605602
Countered. Graduation happening.

>>57605602
Thank you potion seller. Hope this potion isnt too strong for me.

>>57605512
Here you go, please come again!

https://poal.me/ewn45v

>>57605490
You have no power here

>>57605667
I didn't want to have to use this... my most powerful michi potion *unzips pants*

Panko should learn Kiniro no Choushou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lea0DFIqaq0

da michi makes a confession

>>57605868
Your best is less than my weakest. Graduation happening!

>>57605912
Fishman make this an official short

>>57604994
Why is she so parasocial?

>>57606013
She's just like her fans

>>57605928
Are you sure you want to mess with Da Michi?
>>57605912

>>57606109
All 3 of them

>>57606155
Your dubs win. Only trips could best them.

>>57606225
Go now in peace

I think pippa hates me because I was watching other streamers and I didn't send the monthly free superchat to her because I didn't know what to say in it that would be funny
I'm sorry pippa, I'm sorry for being a parasocial retard and I'm also sorry for being a bad fan

>>57605780
Ohh my dawg!

>>57606225
now repent

>>57606399
Post a cum tribute on twitter

>>57606399
She would want you to repent

>>57604924
Peanutbutter mcflurry.

>>57605912
and she'll do it again!

>>57604924
One McTriple combined with polycaps please.

>>57604994
This reminds me that Nasa posted a similar picture on Twitter

>>57606742
Proof?

>>57604994
Hime a little thick

>>57606705
>A cheeseburger that gets assembled like gunpla
>Built by Shiina

You're flirting with disaster pankophile.

>>57606772
theres no chance that's thick to you

>>57606780
Plastic glue and carpet adds to the roughage.

>>57606802
You never know, I could be Korean

>>57606831
She used plastic glue on gunpla?

>>57606831
Yeah but are you willing to wait an extra 20 minutes for it because Shiina is struggling to understand why the patty isn't snapping onto the cheese without realizing she's holding it upside down?

>>57604994
Looking really good and healthy Hime, congrats on the expanding booba

>>57607054
Please understand, toy meant for 10 year old is very difficult for vtubers.

I love this Panda

>GET TO KNOW THE REAL LIA
>*vod privated*
She's so predictably retarded.

>>57606742
Cmon, you can't just say that and not give any info about it

>>57606769
>>57607508
It's still up

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 18 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>57607502
>*vod privated*
>He thinks there's a vod
The real Lia overschedules and cancels a few streams midweek.

>>57604994
b-but /pol/ told me all asians are sticks without curves

>>57606399
it's ok anon

>>57607508
>>57606769
/status/1596192914673086464

Lumi scheduled to stream in 13 minutes, with ??? as the theme. No morning tweet so far. What are the odds:
-she starts on time?
-its BG3?

>>57607690
Please understand fans are basically biological weapons that will incapacitate you.

>>57607790
buddy, I love asians, but where the fuck are you seeing curves there? her leaning?

>>57607870
Genshin stream.

>>57607894
This. I didn't want to say anything

>>57606399
The wages of paypiggydom

>>57607894
curvy enough to be cute, that's what matters

>>57607863
Honestly Sakana shouldn't have stopped her

>>57607863
she cute

>>57607870
She said last night she’d probably start off with BG3. I doubt she’s actually going live on time though

Hime makes me want to go feral on her

>>57607863
Arigatou

metal gear solid v in 6 weminutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhH5556ye4

I AM SO FUCKING HORNY FOR HIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57608023
If Hime graduated, what other Phase talent would move into the crosshairs of random unwarranted /pcg/ violence? I vote Shiina or Lia

>>57607965
fair enough then

>>57607690
So she's predictably retarded then?

>>57608110
usually I hate autists that get worked up about what order you play video games but I can't imagine getting into this series from MGSV.

Good afternoon, I am drunk and I love Erina

>>57604994
holy menhera

>>57608203
That is the only MG game I have ever played. Had fun

>>57608242
yeah mine

>>57608242
menhera's are some of the hottest women on earth

>>57608203
That's probably the best way to enjoy it. If you have any prior experience with the series the game fucking sucks.

Ember seems to be settling in and getting into a groove. She seems way more comfortable recently and less uptight. Glad she's starting to embrace her coomer model more

>>57608203
what is the best order for metal gear anyway?
is it just metal gear solid 1-5 or should one start with metal gear

>>57608410
Release order. He released them like that on purpose.

>>57608391
I mean she has years of vtubing experience at this point...

>>57608391
I've never watched anything from ember before. Recommend a vod?

>>57608473
I liker her new vegas series

>>57604849
NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>57608526
Will check it out. Top tier game taste from the sounds of it

Good morning. Lumi should stop staying up into the early hours of the morning watching Netflix.

Buenos días /pcg/, amo a Pancho.

>>57608550
Get that whore away from Pippa. She posted this slutty pic on twitter. Just like Hime.

stinky

>>57608762
SQUEEZEABLE

>>57608550
What about pipbloomers?

>>57608391
trust me shes still tight

Jelly!!!
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1697988273933861267

>>57608946
cute giant head!

>>57608473
To be honest her first HoloCure stream was great for chat interaction and comfort level

>>57608471
I know but she seemed kinda nervous and uptight at first, maybe it's me but it felt like she was forcing it a bit. Now not so much

thinking about Lia
thinking about liking Lia
thinking about licking Lia
thinking about Lia from Phase Connect tanking to get the #1 draft pick in the vtl6 draft

>>57608946
Cute!

Lumi BG3 in 20

>>57608946
I would very much like to violate her.

>>57608946
Jelly... your assigments... your solitaire win rate...

>>57609030
i will treasure this drawing. masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VKnpwJamM

15 minutes until the kanji test anon, you remembered to do your reps right?

>>57608219
Our wife

>>57608410
There's context missing even from the MSX games, unfortunately. The stories are self-contained but the character arcs go across multiple games. Some twists make a little less sense since it's a guy you already know, but you won't be confused, it's just not as shocking or as big a deal.

The dialogues are the most fun part of the game, unless you really like stealth games, then everything after 1 is actually pretty good and playing in order will give you the full experience of the mechanics improving (the ones before that are very retro, still good but different taste). MGSV is a little different because you're more likely to go in loud, so it can be like a mechanically superior Far Cry. Really, it's fine.

>>57609270
I speak Chinese

>>57609300
Jong doesn't count as chinese.

>>57609270
the only thing im going to test is my ability to edge to this deer

>>57609294
yeah, my wife

>>57608368
This.

>>57609363
I TRIED TO SHARE, BUT NOT ANYMORE! SHES MINE!

>>57608675
She really likes One Piece so that's not happening.

>>57609487
too late nigga, I already married her

>>57609119
>>57607870
Called it

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1697990779061584153 Lemon in 7

good morning pcg. I love the Lemon

Why would Remi take up the center frame like this.

Gotta carry the Wem around after she's been asleep for 9 years

>>57609694
you don't wanna look at wemi?

>>57609694
She understands I’ve seen the intro a billion times and I would rather watch her.

>Kenom Snake

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi Lemon Time

>>57609689
HERE THEY COME

MGS has a lot of copyrighted shit?

is lumi going to stream over 8 hours again today
i might die

Deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VKnpwJamM

>>57610057
This one is extremely on-the-nose 80s for some reason, so they use a bunch of period music.

>>57610057
Most of the copyright stuff is in optional cassette tapes.

>nothing
>suddenly 3 streams
Every time

>>57610198
Such is the way of life for Overlap Connect

>>57609624

Jong ruins lives. I missed the first 30mins because I was too schleeby...

>Remi’s random noises
I live for them

>>57610244
Show jelly69

I missed Lumi

>>57610303

>>57610442
Your oshi is so fucking cute and menhera bitos. Please take care of her as best as you can.

>>57610356

>>57610442
I can't tell what is happening here.

>>57610908
don't worry about it

Is it common among japanese speakers to not know how to read some kanji?

>>57610908
it's art

>>57610950
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IARguDQIGVs

Any of the girls doing a college football watchalong?

>>57610950
Yes. There are tons of obscure kanji most Japanese can't read.

>>57610121
Yes, but she doesn't have anything else scheduled so it's probably just BG3 all day

>>57611012
>tfw not fat boomer with a voice changer to watch along with

>>57610950
Kanji is bullshit

>>57610950
No one knows every word in their native language.

>>57610908
You need to have seen/remember the original to get it

>>57610950
Is it common among English speakers not to know how to pronounce some words?

>>57611217
Not really

>>57610154
Cute illiterate deer. I miss the typing games of my youth

>>57610607
cute!

Hime wife.
Hime life.

>>57611252
Shut up Pippa, it's pronounced pillow

>>57611217
Only if you're British

>>57611336
so true

>>57611217
I don't think anyone gets colonel right on their first try

>>57611217
yes, but I haven't met many that see a word not know how to pronounce it somewhat correctly. most words aren't complex enough to stump people unless it's like worcestershire

>>57610969
do this with the uruka one

>>57611217
Yes. There are around ~170,000 words listed in the Oxford Dictionary, while most native speakers have vocabulary sizes that are well under 100,000.

I got armored core after watching Airi play it and feel bad that I beat Balteus after 4 tries.

I can watch Lumi again now that her TTS isn't disgusting.

Which Phase girl do you think is the most / least likely to have no children?

>>57611747
The discord kitten TTS is much better yeah

>>57611756
None, I'm having unprotected sex with all of them.

>>57611747
Imagine using the new TTS as an onahole.

>>57611821
i wrote this post

>>57611756
All of them are bearing my children

>>57611821
>>57611882
>>57611916
Okay Sakana stop bragging to yourself and ship my merch

>>57611756
Most: Lumi and Jelly
Least: Tenma and Pippa

>Pippa: UUUUU This skinny anime twink's backstory is so sad, I can fix him
>Capipis: UUUUU Pippa's childhood is so sad, I can fix her
The audience really does reflect the streamer

>wemi doesn't like it from the back
Mousepadbros...

Quick kanji level test
https://www.mlcjapanese.co.jp/level_check_kanji.html
Select the words you are absolutely 100% sure you know how to read. If you get a perfect or near perfect score whatever you're doing to learn Japanese is working! (but don't get cocky, there's still a lot to learn)

>>57611646
Nice job. What loadout?

I wonder if Uruka would get horny from looking at her AI lewds that were posted here.

>>57612285
Horny is her default state

>>57612285
God why wont she just sit on my face with an embarrassed look while I eat like a pig at a trough

>>57612285
Uruka is always horny

>>57612109
laser shoulder cannons, laser rifle, and laser sword. Tank tread legs, the high weapon proficiency arms, normal core, and normal head. Had to grind out some money to get the engine to handle the energy load. Damage reduction OS and energy weapon damage increase, I think. I might have changed it.

>>57612285
I know Im horny

>>57611336
Yeah, imagine

>>57612458
ToT

>>57609270
I keep getting to level 15 and failing.
I expected it to be a lot easier tbqhwyf

>>57612369
Why don't I get told well done and nice moves while fuckng Uraka? Game of life was rigged against me from the start

>>57612458
Airi's baby

>>57607448
I also love the little spaghetti gremlin

>>57612387
Nice. I actually havent seen an all laser attempt on him, most go for bubblegun or kinetics and rockets but never understood about the rockets, his moveset is too erratic for the ones available at that point

>>57612458
Imagine pushing her down in the puddle and she starts crying.

>>57612625
ANON IS A BIG SMELLY DOODOO HEAD

>>57612707
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS YELL, LISA? WHY??

>>57612707
*squeezes and milks Lisa's tits*

Which Phase girl has the thickest thighs?

Remi in the rain

>>57605912
My soundpost made it to an animal friend short.
Nice.

>>57612814
Panko

>>57612814
Ember

>>57612876
based, I wish I could watch more michiru live.

>>57612814

Hime seems pretty mentally ill... I don't want to rape her anymore... I think if you actually did it she wouldn't like it.

>>57612814
dizzy

>>57612960
But her being mentally ill is fun

>>57612948
post the thiccer ones

>>57612960
She'd realise how bad it is after actual experience but then you keep doing it and she goes back to liking it.

>>57612814

>>57612960
I dunno man, speak for yourself. Menhera pussy is just something else

>>57612998
I think she would just cry.

>>57613047
This is the only other one I've got

>>57613076
Free lube.

>https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina/status/1698002707368612246
>https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1697876079766073625
>Hime deleted tweet
Phase girls being cute today

>>57613104
I'm stuck eating chicken and rice on a 1,000 calorie cut

>>57612814
Nasa.

>>57613104
Daily reminder to marry these women before it's too late

>>57613104
ember wife

>>57613164
>1,000 calorie cut
Why even this much?

>>57613205
Shiina demands it

>>57613205
I'm a 6 feet tall and need the energy to lift

>>57613268
I don't think that's how it works

Shut up Wemi, Brocelot is speaking

>>57613301
>I don't think
There's the problem

>>57613104
Soon Erina will be putting her clothes in my closet.

>>57613180
Underrated. Dragon has the best thighs in Phase

>>57613104
All these posts make me feel things

>>57601834
WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING THE ORIGINAL GIF FILE? WHAT IS EVEN THIS?

>>57612814
[redacted] > ember and then dizzy shiina and erina in some order, i imagine

>>57613432
This is why

>>57613472
You can say her name it's not illegal

>>57613507
i'm not falling for it again, i know that picture

>>57613104
Why are women like this? Her sister is just moving.

panko status?

>>57613520
squibby mcsquib

>>57613472
Wemi is actually pretty pear-shaped

>>57613588
Mankus

>>57612004
Should have read "She has soda and is listening to her favorite streamer"

>>57613588
https://files.catbox.moe/65ca47.png

>>57605512
This fatass knows his stuff

>>57613661

>>57613247
Give me your entire nutrition plan so I don't have to make one.

>>57613520
Futa Yuri

>>57613661

>>57613661

>>57611471
Frome too pronounced froom
Most place names in the UK really if you're not used to htem

>>57612814
Models? Depends on the artist
IRL, Airi

>>57613363
yeah, my closet

so can hime give titjobs now

>>57613880
She wishes

>>57613880
depends on your size

>>57613834
But anon she has a tiny hiney

>>57608391
>less uptight.
What? This is only your imagination, she's been extremely comfy from day one. Her streams are effortless; she turns on the computer, plays games, chats, and that's it, it's pretty straight-forward. It feels like she's been streaming for a year with Phase already, almost like a Gen2.

>>57613880
She can try. That's good enough

Would you kill, rape and die for your oshi?

So... when is tenma gonna release her lewd art?

>>57614096
I would kill and rape my oshi.

>>57614096
Always

>>57614096
If she ordained so.

>>57614324
I want to kiss my little sisters(non-sexual).

Would you give the lil Pippa uppies?

>>57610950
Of course. There is a list of something like 3000 kanji that are "essential". Every Japanese speaker must know them by the time they are 15 or so. But that's not where education stops, a working adult is expected to know around 10 K kanji which are the ones that commonly appear in reading materials for adults, such as newspapers. But beyond that there's also around 10 K obscure kanji that only appear in specialized books on history, politics, poetry, etc.

>>57614429
I would give lil Wemi uppies

>>57614429
I'd give her SEEEEEEEEEEEEX If you know know what I mean.

>>57614429
Wemi gets uppies. Pippa gets correction.

I'm going to sleep without jerking off tonight.
Ni ni

>>57611471
>somewhat correctly
Bro, if you pronounce a word "somewhat" correctly then you don't know how to pronounce that word, because it's not "fully" correct. Can you distinguish between words that have close pronunciations? Like principal and principle, or dual and duel? Many native speakers can't.

>>57614637
I would like more detail

>>57614690
sleep well, lil capipi

>>57614690
gn anon

>>57614695
yes, I see that principle and principal are spelled differently and are used in different ways. Same with dual and duel.

>>57612387
>>57611646
I think Airi explicitly avoided laser shoulder cannons or one of those weapons because she wanted to do it the hard way. During her stream chat was spamming "use this, use this", but she precisely wanted to avoid that. That's part of the charm in my opinion, just like Tenma's frog saga.

>>57613684
Ironically I don't have one. I enjoy cooking and because it's varied and homemade with good ingredients so I consider it healthy enough

I just had a multi episodic dream about having to safeguard the patisserie and candy legacy of an old dying lady. I'm not sure what it means.

>>57614865
Retards complain the game is easy if you use an OP build when that same logic applies to every game in existence. Just use whichever you want to use to get more fun out of it.

>>57614637
wdhmbt

>>57614690
You're gonna coom into your boxers.

>>57614660
I want to give her a piggyback ride so fucking much it's unreal.

>flesh posting
Grim

>>57615229
b-but I love whores

>>57615229

[Lumi news] She has gained a cult

>>57615229
I agree.

>>57615352
Yeah me

wemi says the darndest things. no specific example, just in general.

>>57614690
Whatever you do, don't think of Pippa's legal loli body before you fall asleep. Otherwise you'll wake up with six nuts in your boxers.

>>57615507
bare tummy...

Lumi stop smelling yourself, it's weird

>listen to Uruka singing while jonging
>someone blasts their custom riichi music
Fishman needs to use his chinese connections get a gacha collab next time with some PC original music

The Fox Engine is so unbelievably well optimized I get a boner just looking at it

>>57615672
Yeah get someone to do it for her, me.

Is the Kirsche/VA groomer interview worth watching? I passed out when he was trying to get on

>>57615507
>Doesn't wear a bra because she's so flat

>>57615823
Who?

>>57615848
The colress VA that Pippa forced on Kirsche for content

>>57615823
>Kirsche
>worth watching
>kirsche and va groomer
>>>>worth watching

>>57615848
kirbopher/ chris nolessi

>>57615823
It should be phase company policy to dump groomers on Kirsche, she's great at bringing overconfident men down

>>57615763
Has konami used it for anything since metal gear survive?

>>57615924
>>57615979
Oh fuck off.

>>57615985
where's the exo collab

>>57615990
Yeah, PES. The ones we use for divegrass.

>>57612814
Thickest or not, I love 'em.

>>57615823
It was okay until he started being a cringe hypocrite and trying to weasel out of admitting it

>>57615823
She doesn't explicitly tear him down but if you want to see another self-hating white male get cornered multiple times it's not the worst. The dude has some especially awful takes.

>>57612876
You're moving up in the world, michiposter.

>>57616073
I have a suspicion that is not her usual outfit.

>>57612814
"Tight around the thigh area"

>>57616188
I've got something special for you in the works.

>missed half of Pippa last night cause work machine breakdown
>It's all literally me school trauma
Love this woman.

>>57616194
Yeah it's Shiina's

>>57616073
>Shiina costume variant Airi

i ran out of the good coffee and i thought all i had left was the old stale coffee for an emergency. but the i remembered i also have the pippa pipkin inspired custom roast coffee beans as told by tales coffee

>>57616201
I wish she'd use this combo more, its too cute not to.

>>57616315
not anymore it seems.

>>57616073
She has thighs like THAT and she doesn't sit no my face???

>>57616325
how does he do it??

>>57616325
>but the i remembered

>>57615507
Remember, she doesn't wear tights because they are too tight around the thigh area.

>>57616293

>>57616325
this anon is about to die.

>>57604994
Hime is kind of retarded. She's just like me!
You can tell she was a cosplay because she used literally every trick under the sun to make herself look bigger. Downward camera angle, chest pushed forward, arms pushing breasts together, arm under breasts pushing them up, hips back, leaning slightly sideways, etc. Hime you are CRINGE. Love her though.

If Lumi wasn't streaming she'd absolutely pick the cheesy romance options.

>>57616325
WHY ARE YOU DRINKING COFFEE?!?!? DISGUSTING!!!

>>57616511
I LOVE COFFEE

>>57616325
I think Wemi said it's probably only good with milk

Which one of you made this?
https://old.reddit.com/r/armoredcore/comments/1681b5p/professional_hater_status/

>>57616375
>no

>>57616073
>can't jerk to Airi
She's just too too much like a Koshimizu Ami character, no matter how big their milkers or how lewd they try to be they all end up being too nice and cozy to lewd.

>>57616413
your panko is a bit broken there.

>>57616543
most of the ways i tried to brew it (some of which were unrealistic, like making espresso), it was too acidic and i ended up putting milk in after one or two sips. but a longer aeropress brew, like 3-5 minutes, comes out very good.

>>57616548
Lia pops up in the strangest places.

>>57616548
the comments...