/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57540897

>>57540897
BAU BAU

Mococo needs /me/

>>57540897
Bau Bau

was Fuwawa projecting her own feeling in Mococo by saying shes needy?

Ruffians that only waifu one of them, would you agree to a threesome with the other sister if your waifu asked you for it?

SCHEDULE

i'll become the owner of a bakery and specialize in pon de rings to lure them in.

shit
i missed it
how was it

>>57540897
BAU BAU

I didn't even knew this game IRyS is playing existed, seems like a fun learning tool once you're past the very beginner level (so maybe N4?)

How could anyone dislike pasta and pizza

i would say irys is bad at this but so am i

>>57541003
Everyone was laughing and calling mococo cute instead of asking fuwawa about this. I need answers.

>>57541062
Kinda unhinged. Longest morning yet. Cute as always. Uglyass dog of the day. Smile protected.

>>57541076

>>57541076
Because ramen is better >=)

Light on the comments today from 2ch, everyone was too busy watching Subaru, IRyS, and Koyori and Oga’a AC streams

>Forget it, BAUBAU begins when you hit the beam
>Moco-chan is solid!
>Fuwamoko After all, it's a Chihuahua, isn't it?
>Exposure of Mokochan
>Moko-chan bare!
>Fuwamoko is a color that is easy on the eyes
>Mikochi's heartfelt voice "Tatturu Nipple"
In regards to dog of the day:
>Worst dog of all time today
>A dog that can be used as an icon
>Today is a lot of BAUBAU
>Let's go to sleep today too BAUBAU

>>57540897
BAU BAU

>>57541066
It's the current big thing that the JP members are all playing. Pretty fun to watch.

>>57541021
fuwawa can watch but that's it

>>57541076
Idols that go on a rigorous healthy diet for their fans.
Fuwawa is still fat though.
This is a paradox

>>57541066
I tried using it, but I can't read nip well enough to get past the menu

If you can't beat Normal Mode on Kanji de GO you won't make it

Doing my reps. This is the goal. I hope I can get there before the official translation is done...

>Fuwawa catches you looking at lewds of Mococo
>Calls you a bad ruffian and commands you to lay down
>Sits her huge ass on your face and tells you to huff until you get your fill

FUWAMOCO ARE FOR THE OJI-SANS

>>57541192
i've seen natives fail

>>57541138
pasta fazool
i am a fool

>>57541053
>Can you read IRyS-senpai?!

>>57541161
I like when they panic and start writing "wakannai" and "nande".
Although Irys' "shirimono" was pretty funny.

How can you dislike onions and garlic? That's like saying you don't like salt and pepper.

time to do your baking reps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lZ4iz5hlBg

>>57541151
the fuwamoco hype... is dying down...

>>57541066
I wonder if they can try this game and one of them translate it into English live.

>>57541252
alright phoneposting faggot
is this your next funposting after the mococo doompost

>cucumber
My tastebud genetics prevent me from eating it...

>>57540877
very cute art OP

>>57541076
Their breath and body must smell so good...

>talk about not getting sleep on fuwamoco morning
>address audience "good kids get their sleep"

the shitposters were right (and I don't even care because it is very cute)

>>57541220
lol? they would have to be a highschool dropout or retarded something
a japanese person would reach the final stage on normal just about every time

>>57541258
butthole donuts

>>57541310
: /

>>57541382
she's just stupid

>>57541310
why did SEAnigs immediately make disliking garlic and onions a cornerstone of their identity just because FWMC are autistic picky eaters?

>>57541389
hemorrhoidchama...

Gonna cultivate a FuwaMoco tulpa later bros

>>57541430
>autistic picky eaters
its a larp retard

>>57541472
Got a good tulpa making guide?

>>57541502
just think hard

>>57541486
who cares if it's a larp or not faggot, the point is you retards taking it on so aggressively is weird

>>57541382
Holo has both highschool dropouts and stupid people. They are paid to entertain, not be smart or knowledgeable.

>>57541272
Wrong

>>57541502
dont do it, the screeches and nightmares when things go wrong arent worth of it

I still can't believe they made it into hololive.

>>57541472
>>57541502
isn't that just inducing schizophrenia?

would you rather eat 100 pon de rings that taste like onions
or 100 onions that taste like pon de rings

>>57540877
Tiny hat and beret definitely fit them

>>57541548
nigga i was pointing out that fuwawa and mococo are larping as picky eaters
some of the shit they eat literally has onions and garlic

I'm more surprised by Mococo saying caramelized onions are even worse than raw onions

>>57541573
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
My siblings and I had these exact colors too

Will FWMC also do an 8 hour endurance karaoke one day?

>casually mog someone's wife

>>57541592
the latter , 100 pon rings would send me into a coma

my wife fuwawa

>>57541502
Just get a friend retard.

>>57541669
They care about not damaging their vocal cords too much to do it

FUWA, MOCO, PLEASE COME TO NEW YORK I HAVE A DOG HEAD SCRATCHER

>>57541573
I used to have one of these lol

>>57541502
https://www.tulpa.info/

>>57541592
100 onions that taste like pon de rings, easy. Especially if they retain the flavor after julianizing and making a soup.

>>57541616
Onion is bad for dogs

>>57540897
BAU BAU

>>57541533
This is how you get them to marry you.

>>57541773
chocogate...

You need to learn 2000 Kanji but all of them have a complete different onyomi reading and a kunyomi reading. How am I ever going to do this before 5th Fes?

>>57541609
it was entirely incidental to what i was saying and you have no idea how they prepare their shit. the fact that you're convinced it's a larp is meaningless to me. kill yourself

>>57541758
>julianizing
what?

>>57540877
Good edition anon

>>57541815
Just learn vocab

>>57541573
Holy anon this is nostalgic

>>57541592
Do you mean onions or onions?

Alright Drawfags (I know baubau has 0) someone draw 2 panels, first panel Fuwawa and Mococo see a pondering and are excited, second panel they have a look of shock/disgust because they took a bite out of onion rings instead

Will they sleb between now and Pico Park?

>we eat chinese food, indian food, thai curry
>hates onion and garlic
what the fuck were they thinking

>>57541815
You learn vocab that uses the kanji anon. Memorizing readings in isolation is unproductive.

>>57541758
>julianizing and making a soup.
Look at mr fancy fine dining here

>>57541875
They said it would make Pico park more fun, so maybe not.

>>57541878
Don't think too hard about it
They eat lots of rice.

>>57541847
Yeah I'm not dumb enough to just drill kanji. I'll learn them at the same time as their associated word.

>>57541815
You get used to it. Also learn the fucking words and general meaning of the kanji first. I dont know how to read some new words but simply by remembering the general meaning of each kanji i can deduce what the word means.

>>57541922
How many hours awake will that have been? 36?

>>57541258
interesting so it's made with taking several balls and just putting together. also it's a fried dish don't know why i thought baked.

>>57541946
Whats this one then 手

Sorry ruffians, I kept them up all night having sex.

>>57541946
This. The readings sink in later.

>>57541866
I was about to fire up the ol' MS Paint with my computer mouse, but
>shock/disgust because they took a bite out of onion rings instead
They would be dead.

>>57542021
please fuck Pero more quietly next time

>>57541927
>They eat lots of rice
fuwawa is fat...

Fuwawa is NOT old nor is she ancient.

>>57542070
kek

>It Takes Two
How? Don't they only have one keyboard?

>>57542019
Mao is the Chinese reading in China, but Idk what the Chinese reading is in Japan.
They say it's the same but I don't think it is.

why was fuwawa bouncing so much this episode
i kept getting distracted by her shaking fuwawas

>>57542115
Switch?

>>57542070
Like fucking a marshmallow

>>57542125
sleep deprivation energy

>>57542139
But they both have to keep playing at the same time and there are two simultaneous characters. Switching isn't possible.

>>57542179
Nintendo Switch, anon.

>>57542115
You can use a keyboard and a controller on the same PC, retard.

>>57541573
Only ojisans will remember these

They should sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEYc8ar2Bpw

>>57542213
I know. I didn't know it came on switch.
>>57542289
Splitscreen sucks anus, I guess you'd like that then lmao
man ass

>>57542019
if you want a weird one when you consider the meaning of 手 there's 歌手
>>57542118
they're read in a different way but the core meaning is about the same

>>57542118
>Mao is the Chinese reading in China,
Bruh, thats shou. It means hand.

>>57542345
>Splitscreen sucks anus
these fucking zoomers man
we had to use splitscreens most of the time on boomer games

Anyone remember when Steve said goodbye to us?

Oh yeah, how are they going to do the split screen when they play It Takes Two? That 2x2 grid idea, or two separate streams or what?

>>57541573
>d*xposting
kys

>>57542407
>we had to use splitscreens most of the time on boomer games
I know. That's why I fucking hate it.
Goldeneye was fun when there were 4 and I was 10 but not having to deal with that shit for decades now and I wouldn't willingly want to go back to it. Ever.
Just because it was old doesn't mean it was good or convenient. Needed a massive TV.

>>57542486
nigga... its on the nintendo website....

Split screen was better when screens were 4:3

>>57542481
Ojii-san remembers

They're hags, they'll be glad to have splitscreen.

>>57542366
i guess kashu uses it like shuhou and shuwan?
remembering uncommon meanings is really the worst but at least there's usually a bunch used the same way

>>57542566
who the fuck ever goes to the nintendo website?

I love these two so much that I feel a constant desire to shower them with love and appreciation. But they've been showered with so much love and so many nice superchats, I feel like it won't mean that much to them hearing the exact same thing over and over again.

Got 3 more streams to catch up on. Phasmophobia, hololive summer turned zatsu, and last night's stream. Which one first?

>>57542666
What time is it where you are, satan?

>>57542666
The Zatsu was incredibly comfy. Watch that first, then phasmo, then river city girls 2

>>57542697
12PM

>>57542659
then say something else
Instead of "I love you fuwawa" say "I love you mococo!"

>>57542636
just to check on how they are going to play it? why does everyone need to be spoonfed

>>57542659
Do something different like send them 5 yellows instead of one pink

>>57542659
Every voice matters Ruffian, even if it gets drowned out or if it's just the same thing over and over support is support and I don't think these two will take any of it for granted

I LOVE FUWAWA

>>57542781
go to sleep fuwawa

bros... they <3-ed my comment on their members posts even though I was 4 days late because I took autistically long to decide if I should post or not.
My day is made. Smile is protected. I'm in love.

>>57542825
that was me, I did that, I'm your oshi now
t. Peroccino

Will they read the SCs from the Lifetime Showtime premier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN_yhrP_w8Q

>>57542867
I can't wait for a year from now when we find out Pero cab transform and is a lolibaba

amelia is a whore so pass

RUFFERANS

>>57542940
ruffian?

>>57541573
>RoboFuwawa and RoboMococo
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57542940
Wrong tab globalfag

>>57541835
I can't into French, I meant cutting it like julienne fries. It lets you keep the onion flavor while removing the crunch, it's the ideal way to prepare onions.

Sure, but I still thought people might want to see what she said about FWMC

>>57543148
I DO NOT CARE

>>57543111
julienning

>>57541573
Needs the robo-baus

>>57542666
hololive summer turned zatsu for sure

>>57542940
This. Idols only.

>>57542940
uhh based?

Would you say that Fuwawa is more of a Mary archetype, or more of the Eve archetype?

I don’t actually know what curry is. Just a vague idea from watching anime and manga. Is it like a gravy or chili mix?

>>57543727
Fuwawa is Fuwawa

>>57541573
Kek, of course everyone ITT remembers those, you old fucks

>>57543771
is a bunch of spices that are mixed into a paste, which you then use to make a sauce

>>57543810
Proof?

>>57543771
Japanese curry is basically a thick strongly spiced stew that you eat with rice.
Actual Indian curry is more meat forward and has no potatoes and less thick but alot more spice.

AAAAA MOCO-CHAN SO ELEGANT

>>57543902
aloo gobi though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-18Gn5H0ai4

>>57543927
This shit is so good also gobi manchurian how do the indians do it

>>57542743
why bother when feeders like you do it for free?

>>57543912
It's not right.
https://files.catbox.moe/iensil.mp4

>>57543771
You should try it anon. Indian food is all pretty damn good

>>57543771
Don't tell fuwamoco but it's a gravy made up of almost exclusively onions & tomatoes

>>57544267
>curry
>tomatoes

>>57544267
I bet you think chili is supposed to have beans and tomatoes in it too

They talked about their colors today but seemed to ignore the obvious point that their original colors were clearly reversed. Fuwawa was born pink and Mococo blue. So at some point they decided to swap colors but they haven't mentioned why.

>>57543771
Curry is Indian food, usually as copied or interpreted by outsiders. Japanese curry is basically an attempt to copy the copy. In the 19th British travellers came to Japan via India and would bring spices and recipes with them

>>57544330
>>57544376
bros are you unfamiliar with tikka masala

>>57544390
because wearing the other's colors brings them closer together

>>57544390
honestly that segment felt like shitposting/trolling

>>57543865

>>57541573
I had the blue one and it was one of my favorite toys as a kid. Fuwawa…

>>57544233
Mococo can't call her that because she knows the room temperature would raise 5 degrees everytime she does

>>57544390
That one comment that was read about Fuwawa being pink. Kek

Foods that are good
>Most foods
Foods that are ass
>British food
>"Imitation" anything

>>57544390
That's why the eye-colors...

>>57544510
FLOOF TABLE. Now show us Moco-chan's truth table.

>>57544390
They just want to dismiss the trannies that doesn't understand that baby blue and baby pink are common color combinations and that the rainbow sometimes is just a rainbow.

>>57544390
at which point did this happen though

>>57544478
Tikka Masala isn't a curry. Not all Indian sauces/dips are curry

>>57544376
If you serve me chili without beans I would calmly walk away after calling you a faggot

>>57541151
>Oga’a AC streams
I wish, he barely had 400 CCV

>Mococo: You're better at staying alive and not doing as much damaga. while I'm take more damage and do more damage.
>Fuwawa: Is that supposed a compliment?
>Mococo: No it's just a fact. It's how I feel so it's a fact
Only non-stream watcher believe that Moooco got bullied by Fuwawa.
OPEN YOUR EYES! SEE THE REAL ABUSER:
https://youtu.be/pYZSqrjV5Zw?t=9381

>>57544390
The real mindfuck is that the oldest born really was blue. Fuwawa is the younger sister. Or maybe Mococo is actually Fuwawa and they also swapped names. Maybe Fuwawa (Mococo) couldn't handle being the older sister so they swapped places and tricked their parents.

>>57545126
facts do not qualify as abuse

>>57544732
Japanese curry was inspired by British curry though

>>57545126
MARK

>>57545217
And it's now miles better, so who cares?

>>57545200
That's why she doesn't want to say Fuwa-nee, she's the actual older one. See if we can use this to bully her into saying Fuwa-nee.

>>57545217
British curry is a fucking anomaly compared to the rest of British food.

>>57540897

Kek they retweeted this without looking at this part, huh.
https://twitter.com/7cheu/status/1697260816230457647?t=T3wc9Zojpo8QIBs5JI7r2A&s=19

>>57546037
they were the ones that said it anon

im starting to suffer from the fmwc withdrawal

>>57541208
Holy Baused.

>>57546037
What's wrong with that part?

>>57546190
nothing really

>>57546037
oy vey shut it down
(but actually, they are pure and don't deserve to be wrapped up in containment breaking)

>>57546109
Duh, but isn't showing the definition of GORILLION kinda risky for them to show normies who don't know what that means? Meh, whatever I thought it was kinda funny. It's a nothing burger

>>57546347
yeah, also i think this shut downs the speculation that they might've been in this site for a long time given that you are bound to pick some of these terms up after a while

>>57546529
If they hung around /jp/ for VN info, they probably saw the word without knowing the context.

>>57546037
if this leads to anything just know i hate all of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VaCjpDJnbk

>>57545126
Got a timestamp for Fuwawa's "monkey" quote?

>>57546615
I had no idea it had any connotations since that's all I knew it from

>>57546037
It's an old term so I don't expect anything to come of it. Urban diction itself has an entry from over 10 years ago just saying it's a lot of money.

>>57546855
It's just added on later by seething small hat people, it would be like saying based or pepe is white supremacist because chuds using the site also used it in a different context as a joke.

>>57546934
most shit on ADL is just them fantasizing about oppression anyways
it'd be like them coming out and saying "newfag" was a term invented by homophobic 4chan users who hated immigrants in 2007 (which is true, but beside the point of it and not relevant to its adoption as a favored term)

THE SIX GORILLION FUWAWA
SIX FUCKING GORILLION

BAU BAU Faggots take your politics somewhere else

>>57547297
This, let's focus on what Fuwamoco has in the oven for us that they are cooking up.

>>57547381
kek

>>57547499
Smells like bagels.

>>57547268
I mean yeah I guess but SIX GORILLION??
I don't know mococo I think 200 sounds more reasonable.

>>57547775
wooden doors bau bau

$200 an hour is very expensive for a call girl in Japan

>>57547990
Mococo isn’t some cheap whore

>>57547381
does it really seem reasonable that fuwamoco could consume 6 million pon-de-ringa by themselves? how long would it even take to bake that many?

>>57547191
Only a matter of time before the ADL finds out about this and decide to add "bau bau" as a term on their never-ending list of racist terminology.

>>57548038
are you implying she's an expensive one?

>>57548086
no, Fuwawa implied that

>>57548055
Mister Donut did nothing wrong.

>>57547297
How about I take you to Bauschwitz.

>>57548130
Fuwawa needs correction.

>>57548224
actually been there

I love Mococock!

having sex with mococo while fuwawa sleeps

>no sleep
>sharing one controller
>game requires teamwork
oh yeah, this is gonna be a good collab

didn't they grow up together and do everything the same? how did only Mococo end up with the speech pediment?

>>57549110
amebee stung her tongue

>>57549160
that's cute

>>57549110
allergies

Them getting grumpy due to sleep deprivation has me worried. What if they have the BIG FIGHT that ruins their relationship...

>>57549285
Do not. Don't even joke about that on the off chance they don't get the reference.

>>57549441
They're going to take out their restlessness on Advent tonight. Watch how snarky they will be.

I STILL LOVE FUWAWA

>>57549285
>>57549527
Pero's got on a cute Keyakizaka46 idol hat!

>>57541258
okay, guys. Do they really like Pon De Rings, or it is codeword for pondering like pondering to incels/virgins/goslings/gachis
I think they like 4th wall breaking jokes after singing this lullaby or replying to rrats

>>57549672
anon their favorite go to place is literally a donut shop...

>>57549672
reps

>>57549672
>pondering to incels/virgins/goslings/gachis
That would be PANDERING, you fucking ESL. Pondering means thinking.

>>57549672

>>57546037
>they retweeted
well if they actually did they already saw this post and undid it kek

Been thinking about this food talk and remembering the weeb-ish women I knew and all of them had absolutely bizarre tastes and eating habits.
>most disliked fast food, mixed about pizza
>ate raw vegetables as snacks or even as dinner
>didn't like coffee
>some didn't even like chocolate in any form
If I try to remember a bit more I'm sure I'll find other weird things. I feel like a schizo seeing a correlation here.

>>57549832
all managers should be /here/, it's a super power

>>57549889
There aren't that many people here though?

>>57549846
That's just how women are.

It's time to choose Ruffians

Having sex with Mococo while Fuwawa pretends to be sleeping! I know she is awake because I can hear her making weird noises! I paid her for spending the whole night with Mococo! She doesn't know I paid her with ARS tho!

>>57550095

To me the cutest thing is that Mococo can only play WASD+space and yells at Fuwawa to press shift or number keys

>>57549792
jej

>>57550095
i choose korone

>>57550017
so? there's supposedly thousands of people on r*ddit but they are ages behind on everything

>>57550095

>>57550095
>>57550142

>>57549441
They have been living together for a long while and they've said they have had very big fights in the past, getting grumpy over sleep is a big nothing to them.

fuwawa always redirects to kiara because she an austrian

>>57550281
Please post direct links to the soundpost for the non-X users

>>57546037
must suck for the artist to lose that retweet thanks to this faggot for pointing it out. next time people need to avoid things that might upset twitter trannies. i know the list is large, but it's clear they want to avoid all drama.

>>57550355
You don't need X. The X integration is optional.

>>57550355
https://streamable.com/yoin84

Need collab:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRfozl3BTNk

>>57550394
spoonfeed me, what the fuck is wrong with that?

>>57546037
>slipping that in there intentionally in an an otherwise innocent animation regarding an entirely innocent (if a little quirky) conversation
I hate Twitter so much

>>57550281
>looks at Mococo's chest first
savage

>>57541076
My Italian heritage cringes, but my heart loves them.

>>57550513
It flashes search results for "gorillian" for a second and you can clearly see the 6 Gorillain shitpost, framed in the center

Are they going to like comments on their membership posts till the end of time?

HA HA HA~

>>57550513
Nothing wrong really, except if you read in the first line on that image. Apparently, Six Gorillion is a antijew term. Apperantly they had it retweeted, but they remove the retweet once someone mentioned it here. They still have it liked.

>>57540877
BAU BAU with sparkles

does any ruffian have jp mining note set up? you basically just get extra fancy anki cards but it seems neat

>>57550548
>My Italian heritage cringes,
Perhaps the first time an Italian has ever felt shame or disgust

>>57550355
you are the only one newfag

the retweet is still there retards

>>57550095
Mr Koro, and then Mococo and then Fuwawa

>>57546037
I didn't know about this definition of "gorillion" before now. I thought it was just a funny way of saying a large number

the way fuwawa says "you know" all the time is cute, i wonder if this is a symptom of too much jp

>>57550756
It is, but "6 Gorillain" is a reference to a particular shitpost.
Urban Dictionary, being what it is, always finds a way to include every usage of a term, and not just the definition.
Gorillian as a term meaning a big number has been around for at least a Brazilian years.

>>57550712
yeah I realized after I posted it was gone that I was just blind, but since so many people believed me I actually thought it was hilarious what a fuss they were causing over something they didn't confirm.

>>57550756
That's what it is but it kinda got the ok hand sign treatment by people from the other side of the political spectrum.

>not even 100k
Lifetime Showtime is going to be their Smile & Go...

I had to become a vodwatcher for fwmc morning today 8 hours of moom as an EST yesterday destroyed me

I'm watching the FuwaMoco morning right now. And I'm glad Fuwawa is calling out Mococo being so needy. She's been such a brat recently. Fuwawa needs to reign her in, and punish her for exposing Fuwawa's sleeptalking habits.

>>57550857
Same with Moco-chan's "I tried"

It was intentional
>Twitter and Reddit know FuwaMoco is /here/
>They are now coordinating to brute force the 4chan /pol/ connection like the filthy vermin they are

>>57551005
Fuwawa just wants to take her turn being the needy one

>>57550857
This isn't even a JP only thing. This was common where I grew up to say "you know" often.

FUWAWA LOVE

>adding to the lore about demon dogs in the Northwest Passage by eating specific things and image training to make their eyes specific colors
BAUSED

SEX WITH FUWAWA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH FUWAWA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH FUWAWA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH FUWAWA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH FUWAWA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH FUWAWA, ANALA EXPLORATION WITH FUWAWA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME FUWAWA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH FUWAWA, MATING PRESS FUWAWA, PUMP MY CUM INTO FUWAWA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH FUWAWA, CUNNILINGUS WITH FUWAWA, FULL NELSON WITH FUWAWA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH FUWAWA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH FUWAWA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE FUWAWA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH FUWAWA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH FUWAWA, SHOVING THE END OF FUWAWA'S TAIL INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE TAIL TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT FUWAWA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO FUWAWA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH FUWAWA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING FUWAWA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH FUWAWA, MARRYING FUWAWA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP FUWAWA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST FUWAWA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR FUWAWA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING FUWAWA OVER AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN FUWAWA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING FUWAWA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO FUWAWA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON FUWAWA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON FUWAWA'S SWEATY GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE FUWAWA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH FUWAWA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH FUWAWA, CUMMING INSIDE FUWAWA'S SHOES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN FUWAWA'S THIGHS, PAINTING FUWAWA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING FUWAWA OVER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG FUWAWA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN FUWAWA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE FUWAWA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE FUWAWA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH FUWAWA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING FUWAWA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO FUWAWA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN FUWAWA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING FUWAWA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING FUWAWA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH FUWAWA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH FUWAWA, LEARNING SWEDISH FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING FUWAWA'S PARENTS, DOMINATING BIJOU WITH FUWAWA, GIVING FUWAWA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING FUWAWA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE FUWAWA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE FUWAWA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP MOCOCO'S ASS WHILE FUWAWA SITS ON HER FACE, SLATHERING FUWAWA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID FUWAWA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOU AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH FUWAWA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH FUWAWA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR FUWAWA

>>57551273
dangerously baused

>>57551273
rock rock?

How can you have so much eroticism!? What do I have to do to be as erotic as you are!? AHHHH EROTIC!! WHAT EROTICISM!!!! IT'S TOO LEWD! Ahh...lewd! It's too leeeewd! Leeeeeewd!! Fuwawa-chan... you're just too lewd! YABAAAAAI! I wanted to meet you, Fuwawa-chan! All for you... AHHH EROTIC!!! You're just too lewd, Fuwawa-chan!! Is it really okay to do something like this?!?!?! Fuwawa-CHAN!!! UWAAAAAHHH!!! Fuwawa...thank you...you're the cutest and most erotic girl in the whole wide world!! Uwaaah...so lewd... Her neck is lewd, her breasts are lewd, her ears are lewd! Her breasts and ears are lewd! Oh god her eyeballs are just so...! Her breasts...what a godlike camera angle!! Your thighs are just so erotic, Fuwawa-chan! They're just too lewd... So lewd...! So lewd... You were 30,000 of Mococo's yen well spent, Fuwawa-chan...! Fuwawa-chan... Fuwawa-chaan!! You're... Fuwawa-chan, you're just too lewd...! You were so worth spending 30,000 yen on!! ...All my anxiety and the pressure got to me and blew my emotions to bits, but... wait... it's not like Mococo spent 30,000 yen to intentionally get something this erotic! Nah, I can't... Hang on, my nose is dripping real bad...I'm gonna go blow my nose real quick, okay?

>>57551330

>>57551273
>>57551330
What a coincidence I was just thinking exactly this

>>57551273
>>57551330

>>57551422
All Mococo "deserves" is a nuclear holocaust.

>>57550999
I couldn't live with myself watching someone with an active xyfriend

>>57551492
https://twitter.com/underdatv/status/1697684322340442555

anyone know how to fix this, it's a template thing i had to copy and paste for yomichan for these jp mining note deck. i just wanted fancy cards

>>57550999
>fuwamoco stayed up watching mumei
>still did fwmc morning without any sleep
shame shame

>>57551514
I don't get it. Did she eat Fuwawa and shat her out?

>>57550095
I want to have the cake (Fuwawa) and eat it (Mococo) too

Do you like their violent side?

>>57551676
The jailbirb got et

Anyone got a very sexy image of just Mococo?

>>57551791

>>57550999
Moo much toom

>>57550095
I choose all three

>>57551486
I manifested this comment. Saw the webm. Tabbed over to YouTube to rewatch FWMC Morning and saw a thumbnail for "Existential Crisis Iceberg" or smth. Thermonuclear catastrophe immediately came to mind. I spent a few minutes pondering over it. Tab back over here and see this reply posted.

I may be an old-style otaku like them, but I still eat the typical stuff the people in my country eat. But holy shit, these girls even eat like they are Japanese. They really are quiet something.

>>57551778
I want to be abused housecock

>>57550394
>>57549832
If they're actually /here/, then my protective instincts compel me to tell them that they should not be here. FUWAWA, PLEASE LEAVE NOW. YOU TOO MOCOCO.
If they actually are oldfags though, then they've probably seen worse than what's on this board, but still... this place is too schizophrenic and mind melting for some people.

How can you enjoy Chinese food without garlic and onion...

>>57551915
Ogey

>>57551273
Baumen

Blue board
Fuwawa Board

>>57552459
BAUSED

>>57552238
What do you mean? Dim sum, roast duck, beef pies, hot pot etc etc

>>57552075
Nothing on /vt/ is strange for people who have been browsing the internet for as long as them, you genuinely don't need to worry about it.
They were most likely posting on /jp/ in 2008 during the evolution of shitposting and funposting. People with a real interest in VNs and eroge inevitably ended up there.

I bet Mococo is personally responsible for the "a big one, a great one" copypasta.

>>57552459
Blue planet
Fuwawa planet

>>57552459
blue balls
fuwawa balls

what do they even do in their free time? they can't be playing any games because it should be saved for streams and they have no boyfriends so there's no way they're not /here/

>>57553221
Me.

Yo listen up

>>57553221
>they have no boyfriends
Does he know? Fuwawa and I have a lot of fun in our free time.

scanning for FUWACHADS

>>57553221
>they have no boyfriends

Fuwawa is Mococo.
Mococo is Fuwawa.

>>57553259
>>57553254
>>57553346
>>57553221
Fuwawa tries to do Mococo, and Mococo plays hard to get.

>>57553221
>free time
anon they couldn't even fucking sleep today because they were so busy, but i guess you don't watch streams so you wouldn't know that

I'm married to anon.

>>57553425
fuwawa would never curse
this is fake

>>57551957
it's autism, they're the biggest autists ever there's no other way. It's cute

>>57553410
jesus fuwawa calm down

>>57553458
Correct Mococo you are indeed my wife

>>57553331

>>57553510
Just in case anyone's wondering, I made this post.

Are we excited for Pico park or no

>>57553458
Sorry, but she said "anon", which is me. Check it.

>>57553571
I made this post.

>>57553221
>sleep
>"homework" i.e. background chuuba work
>playing eroge
there's a number of things tbhfamalam

>>57553548
seems like a really funny game for collabs, might be there best one soon

>>57553346
Watame being smug is the cutest.

>>57550281
this reminds me that they got somewhat flustered when they had to chose items and the bra was an option

Pink Fuwawa is really cute

>>57554001
blue mococo?

>>57554034
Blue Mococo unsettles me for some reason

>>57554057
I got chills looking at this.

I come from the future, the okakoro offcollab was extremely wholesome and gay

>Only 2 days left until the submission deadline
I'M SORRY OKAY I KNOW I'M A FAILURE WHO CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A SMALL JINGLE STOP REMINDING ME

>>57554382
i literally cant come up with anything that isnt based on something else

>>57554001
>>57554057

>>57554575
>i literally cant come up with anything that isnt based on something else
That's literally how creative stuff works

Just gonna sneak in a Fat Fuck Friday while we're on page 10.
Let's see if any ojisans get the reference

>>57551273
I typed this

>>57554642
Now mix the colors

>>57541573
I really wanted one of these and finally was able to get the blue one for 3 dollars in a yard sale, but by that time I was old enough it wasn't all that cool.

>>57555367
stop ringoposting

>>57555563

>>57552075
they're as old if not older than the oldfags around here. There's no need to worry. They've seen all the shit we've seen here and more.

>>57555474
yeah but now it's cool again

Page 10
No Baker
終わりだ

>>57555314
I remember having a desktop version of this. It would mangle your desktop instead of just a picture.

>>57555314
Is this that stick figure torture flash game?

>>57555919
That could be said about the moor of the east and the chicken too but you've seen them.

>>57556537
>the chicken
She's /cgl/, that's a hell more depraved than anything us mere m*le dominated boards could ever hope to comprehend

>>57556332
It predates Flash, back when Macintosh was the more common computer. You can emulate it in your browser:
https://www.macintoshrepository.org/5116-smile-the-splattering

>>57556724
Not just /cgl/ but also the other hellhole. I know we can get petty and retarded around here about stupid shit just to stir the pot, but my god that other site is unreal. The only reason they don't have as hard of antis as Wawa does is because they have no real ammo beyond "THEY PLAYED VN'S WITH 16 YEAR OLDS IN THEM" in the tiny thread they have.