/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I dont use the cesspit that is twiettr

>>5741364
16h with no tweets
Yesterday morning streeam cancelled
No streams for the next 2 days
Rough time to be risuna

>>5741364
Did she die?

>>5741435
Not anymore

Let's have a nice, comfy thread. Can it be so simple?

>>5741446
No streams for 2 days, so it can't be a comfy thread, expect the worse.

fresh video for a fresh bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utJ44gUVGCQ

to all the boring dads, remember even if you do escape vtubers for 3dpd this >>5737681 is your fate

>>5741653
I like Vtubers and I've had girlfriends. Fortunately, most men with good taste in women are not keked like that poor man.

Welp just waiting for the thread to go to shit again.

>>5741759
>I've had girlfriends
you're not a boring dad then.

>>5741825
Even boring people get laid, you virgins have no excuses.

>>5741364
>Next stream
>six days
Is this a joke? I'm going to die from Beatanium deficiency

>>5741879
No, she will stream in 2 days. She just hasn't scheduled it yet.

>Boring this
>Boring that
Move the fuck on already.

>>5741869
You're right, it's easy to get laid but some of us virgins have standards.

>>5741917
Ok I guess it'll only go as far as hospitalization.

Remember that losing your virginity is only acceptable after attaining wizard status. If you succumb before, you're a loser.

>>5741928
Yeah, a clear lack of vocabulary.
I suggest using dull, repetitive, insipid, uninteresting, uninspiring, banal, grey, or even prosaic.

>>5741994
I lost my virginity at age 14, am I a loser?

Boring dads truly on suicide watch. Time to get a twitter and actually start putting in work, now that Beatani has told you she dislikes you, there's no excuse for your muh anonymity shit. Don't do it for yourself, do it for her.
I've been replying to her tweets for a long time now and it's paid off, she clearly enjoys the engagement. Just stop being a massive faggot already. Muh attention whore bullshit, kill yourselves.

>>5742036
No, I mean move on from that shit already.

>>5742036
how about unbearable

>>5741944
>standards
If you were ever in a position to have sex with a girl you would, and if you didn't take advantage of the situation you were in it was only out of fear of acting not out of any principles. t. former virgin.

>>5741435
Either phoneposting mendokusai or synth practice all day.

>>5741641
the stock tv infomercial commercial is actually pretty funny kek

>>5742072
You were either a pedophile or your partner was

>>5742093
He probably means hookers are such low hanging fruit there's no point.

>>5742072
I dont know about that, but maybe your uncle should be in jail

べあたには
わたしのおしだ
すごいくま

>>5742072
Pathetiiiic

>>5742179
Hookers are gross yeah.

>>5741364
I miss her

>>5742093
Yeah the first time I had sex when I was a freshman in college I was almost having a panic attack but I just did it so I wouldn't have it on my mind anymore. Bad times...

>>5742363
did u rike it
did she

>>5742171
come on, I don't think during your high school years you were an innocent kid who didn't know about sex, I don't think you are all kissless virgins

>>5741364
I was genuinely concerning until I saw her tweet
it was really surprising to find out just how much I care about her

>>5742483
I did not. She was older and initiated, I went along with it. I am still kind of afraid of sex and broke up with my last gf because she wanted sex but I never did. I need therapy.

>>5742527
As I was about to post the thread, I got the notification that she tweeted and had to change the edition (previously "something happened to her... edition")

>>5742488
i was personally, i was a late bloomer in a rural area that was super religious.I basically had no sex education and when i jacked off i felt guilty and would always cry cause i felt like i raped. girl or jacked off without her consent.
I’m still broken sexually.
but better i guess.
still feel guilt.

>oh no this japanese women isn't wasting all her time on twitter with loser kaigai nikkis
>i'm conceeeeeerning

Don't give the anti (you)s.

Don't give the bait poster (you)s.

Am I the only one who really likes to look at her nose moving on her face whenever she's turning her head?

>>5742580
poor you, what the fuck is it with you americans and sex? why is it so terrible for you people?

>>5742544
Fuck we should have switched GFs, the opposite happened to me. My last GF 7 years ago first said she needed time, and ultimately said she was asexual, since I didn't drop her on the spot it lead to a very drawn out experience which made me a hikki for the last 7 years, to sum it up.

>>5742585
here's a (you)
>>5742618
>>5742639
dont tell me what to do

I hate this normalfag infested board almost as much as I hate bea

Time to waste my time on these threads again

>>5742668
A lack of balance. Either no sex for weird reasons or too much of it.

>>5742723
oh look at the "rebel" giving himself you's so stunning and brave!
>>5742753
I'm already at that point.

>>5742791

>>5742778
Throw in fucking porn warping peoples minds you get a disaster that we have now.

>>5742791
You are mentally 15

bea please have sex with the american posters so they stop being so cringe

>>5742821
Could be phone posting for all I know.

>>5742821
Just saying, it's the easiest shit ever to alter (You)s with 4chanX. Not that I'm accusing you of it, but the screenshot is even more pointless than usual.

>>5742853
Who is (you)?

>>5742862
sex is just sex nothing magical will happen if you have it

>>5742948
proven false

>>5742833
small dick, no confidence, introversion, little to no exposure to real girls in adolescence but lots of exposure to the internet ikz

We're gonna get a bad reputation here because of ONE clipnigger...

new clip. it's the "teacher's pole" from last night.
https://youtu.be/Ek_kwOzo4Mo

>>5743004
huh. what did i do?

>>5743004
Don't we already?

>>5743004
?

>>5743005
I can't get over how that image of bea makes her look like a guy whose about to cosplay shimekaze

Beatani clips are based! Also, don't (you) people bringing up irrelevant shit.

I don't even want sex. I mean I do, but I don't WANT it. I just want a girl who would love me.

>>5743004
>bad reputation
We already have that thanks to some idiots involved in these threads and Bea herself to some extent.

>>5743075
cringe
this is why you can't find a girl who will love you

>>5743004
>>5743005
>>5743047
Not you kek. Bad timing, I meant one who doesnt upload Bea clips..
>>5743050
>>5743051
There's been a guy making out of context hololive clips with a beatani pfp and getting thousands of views >>5742113

>>5743066
Ok Bea

>>5743085
Anon, no (you)s to them please.

>>5743103
Oh, that guy. I've seen him mentioned in these threads before

>>5743075
the love of your family is not enough? someone loves you?

>>5743103
Delete this you stupid faggot.

>>5743191
Why?

>>5743201
Because you're either an idiot or an anti looking for trouble, but the result is the same.

>>5743075
Your mom, sister, possibly cousins. Love you right?

>>5743103
i just assumed you were talking about me. totally forgot about that guy. he still has the unlisted beatani clip on his channel that he was too "busy" to remove the letterboxing from.

remember that everyone is just having fun, dads are, bea is, antis are, etc.
Don't worry "oh man if I say this to bea, if I post this, If i make this clip, etc. bea will be annoyed" she doesn't care.
just have fun

The lord's love is all I need.

>>5743103
he's a retard who posts his videos as bait as a thread himself
this was posted minutes ago how was a thread made?
he uploads, makes a thread, and then watches the outrage.
And then they might come here, cause they think we are responsible.

>>5743373
She needs to find jesus.

I seriously want to stop loving Bea so I avoid getting hurt in the end

>>5743373
based

>>5743252
>>5743445
Maybe we're missing a trick with Beatani clips kek. This guy is making 100x more views than anything I've ever uploaded.

>>5741364
I'll go to xphill and she WILL be my gf.

>>5743515
Clipping popular Hololive vtubers on a Hololive board out of context than making threads about the clips isn't rocket science anon.

>>5743577
Then why dont we start?

>>5743515
He's mixing it with holobait, of course the bigger audience leads to more views

>>5743610
What, clipping Hololive?

>>5743515
hes farming outrage and can be reported.
its best not to associate with that type of shit, we dont want yah or beatani connected to that type of negativity.Better to be on the boards good side.

>>5743610
Because we have nothing to do with Hololive and we want to give important context in clips for just two important reasons.

>>5743633
We could clip Hololive and throw in Beatani clips to expose Hololive fans to Beatani.

>>5743515
The trick is to post Hololive yes. The only solution seems to be to buy out Hololive and hire Beatani.

>>5742225

Yes I know it's cringe hadscash N5 burgerscrawl, shut up, I haven't done my kanji reps in 2 years[/spoilers]

>>5743610
thats retarded.
beatani and her content can stand on there own right and are being recommended in the algorithm.Being connected to negativity ir anything against hololive is bad for beatani and her future as a vtuber even if not with hololive.

>>5743103
ogey

>>5743819
This, plus Beatani has already come out in support of Coco. She doesn't want people trying stupid gimmicks using her image.

>>5743801
you put more effort into your kanji than most japanese anon well done

>>5743801
>Yes I know it's cringe hadscash N5 burgerscrawl, shut up, I haven't done my kanji reps in 2 years
what the fuck anon, this shit is easily legible, im no native but if I have an easy time reading it you have nothing to worry about

Why would she need clips? Clips are for people (normies and dumbasses really) that can't watch streams because of time zone issues. She streams during EOP hours like 90% of the time. So there's no real need for clips. Do what you want of course but it's kinda dumb, yet I do see a point in them as well.

>>5743819
I think as long as clipdads are persistent enough they'll pick up more traction but this would definitely be a shortcut to getting more exposure. But I understand it's bad for her to be associated with clips like that.

>>5743916
People will watch clips before committing to a stream.

Clip dads keep making your clips, she will keep making covers and short videos. There is nothing wrong with slow but steady growth.

>>5743916
>>5744011
this, yesterday there was a girl who came to watch the stream because of a clip she saw

>>5743916
clips are for newer viewers.
clips get recommended and catch the algorithm and are easily shareable.
Clips bring in new viewers.

>>5743890
I used to... I kinda want to start doing my reps again since they gave a bit of structure to my day but it's kinda mendokusai to get started again
>>5743911
Thanks dadchama... Easy enough for me to make it legible though. Much harder to accomplish elegant lines and proportions. Sasuga ocd and depression combo deal

>>5744096
girl (male)

>>5741364
her new face is ugly

>>5744096
Every girl on the internet is a guy and every kid is the FBI until proven otherwise. Come on now, this is the iron clad rule.

>>5744211
>>5744298
i want to belieb...she seemed cute..

>>5744298
She was definitely a she.

>>5743916
What? Clips have many purposes, the main one is being recommended by the algo and people learning about the vtuber trough it. It can also be nice for people who don't have a lot of times or are more casual viewers (it's healthy ot have both hardcore fans and casual ones). You're really missing the point.

>>5744011
>>5744096
>>5744146
>>5744428
>yet I do see a point in them as well
Fucking read.

>>5744036
picrelated
>>5743916
i understand your point. but, clips are mostly watched by beatani's existing viewers who want the clips. if they keep wanting them, i will do my best to keep making them. it's really as simple as that. if more people discover her cause of clips, i think that's really awesome. but they aren't the primary audience.
>hololive
it's not gonna happen (with me at least). just beatani. it's come up before. i have zero desire and zero time for anything else. and i pretty much only watch bea.

>>5743801

>>5744531
It's not "kinda dumb", and "there's no real need for clips" is wrong when they have a clear utility.

>>5744531
>why would she need new clips
(give reason)
>nooo why are you giving me reasons
Are you retarded?

>>5744561
wtf I had renamed it to there was an attempt.jpg

>>5744531
71IQ chama...

>>5744595
The ending sentence is to indicate I already know the reason.

>>5744640
then why would you even bother posting?
this is retard cope

>>5743916
>hurr durr

I mean, if someone likes making them then why not?

even if they doesn't attract newcomers that much, it's a nice thing to isolate cute and funny(TM) memories.
I respect clipdad.

>>5744686
Why does anyone bother posting stupid shit like horny posts? Having a conversation, dingus. Sorry I forgot I'm dealing with schizos (not you guys) and autists that need everything spelled out for them.

>>5744754
>Why does anyone bother posting stupid shit like horny posts?
Because they are horny obviously.

>>5744609
You mean... there was an attempt to rename it?

>>5744754
you already knew the answer. unless you're implying that the entire post was rhetorical and only your answer was correct, it was a pointless post to make in the first place

>>5744754
But after people engaged with your question you told them to fucking read. And now you're acting like other anons were behaving antagonistically instead of engaging in conversation with you

>>5744855
Yea, but it's still better than the same repeated bullcrap everyday.

>>5744896
no it isnt

>>5744884
It was a rhetorical question meaning didn't need an answer.
>>5744902
That's like, your opinion, man.

>>5744943
it's okay to stop posting after a certain point. you're anonymous

>>5744977

>>5744826
yes

/Yah/ learns what a rhetorical question is. More come later tonight on YAHtv.

>>5745018
all i learnt was to never underestimate dads retardation

>>5745034
I forgot and I'm learning all over again the hard way.

>>5745090
How do you do this muffled sound effect? Might come in useful for me with unrelated stuff.

>>5743801
Damn that looks nice

>>5745128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC2aEzxgJoc
+increase bass and decrease volume

>>5745128
Move the sound line orbs by hand in Audacity until it sounds right

bea lies about liking otokonoko, I think most of her furry/abuse stuff is exaggerated or outright lies as well.

>>5745268
You never know

>>5744213
I thought so for a minute, probably because I was so used to the old one. I quickly came to prefer the new one though. It's so expressive and it really fits her personality.

>>5745268
To cover up her being a lesbian you mean. She didn't sound very convincing with her, "I didn't pay attention to girls in my younger school years so I'm not one tabun maybe" answer. Why all that hesitation if girls weren't appealing to her?

>>5745018
Expect it wasn't one. And stop samefagging.

>>5745366
all women recognize the attractiveness of other women, its not a lesbian thing

bear tunny.... uuoohhhhhh,......

>>5745366
You really want to push that leabian rrat don't you

>>5745378
I don't do that gay ass shit. Fuck out of here.

>>5745366
Our lovely daughter bitch would probably fuck anything alive sometimes, few times in a row, and you're pushing yuri rrat?

>>5745564
I just find it hard to believe a woman in her mid-20s is this sexually confused. It is possible, but very weird.

>>5745366
Do you really think she'd talk like that if she really was a lesbian? She'd do her best to hide it.

>>5745179
not that dad, but thanks for the tip, didnt know that

>>5745698
She wouldn't hide it at all. We would know for sure from her word that she is one after ther first few streams if she were.

>>5745695
well in the west it could be, but in the east ?

I know the answer is always "it's none of your business" but I wish she would tell us at least vaguely when she suddendly vanish like this. Is it work, preparations for things to come? Something else? Oh well.

>>5745695
she's not only sexually confused, but her whole ego is confused as fuck at living sometimes
very weird cute and funny menhera love beatani kawaii

>>5745986
nigger she just destroyed her keyboard yesterday and today she probably fucked it up too because she doesn't know how to clean fragile electronics

let her take a small break

>>5745986
Seriously, what is wrong with you?

>>5745179
Yeah, pretty nice. With a little muffling and blurring of the overall audio, add some noise, you could recreate various wall thicknesses and types. Add in some subtler reverb and you could create some woodier walls.

>>5745986
Nigga it's Monday morning in japan she's probably just getting ready for/going to work.

>>5745986
Clam your rawtism friend. It's not like she is dying or anything.
Get some hobbies. You'll live longer.

>>5745986
Bea-kun and I are trying for a baby at the moment so she doesn't have much free time, please understand.

>>5746151
she is dying, very slowly, every day

>>5746151
i thought beatani was our hobby?

What would a bea-themed love hotel even feature?

>>5746316
Well I was just in an A&E twice, I'm winning.
>>5746395
Cages.

>>5746395
Stink

>>5746395
A cross to nail pichu

>>5746395
I don't understand you frog, why do you enjoy that block game so much?

Koala

>>5746395
chains/cages/drug corner

>>5746389
no she is my daughter

>>5746568
Infinite potential for creativity, automation, it fulfills both programmer and artistic autism.
Also it feels like pixel art in 3D. Easy to modify/mod yourself and get your hands dirty.

>>5746689
Based programmer artist bro. I've experimented with procedural generation countless times over the years before and even after Minecraft came out. It's very fun.
I've actually not done it IN Minecraft though.

>>5746689
in other words autism

Are you not aware, of the intentions of the bear mother?

>>5746771
Procedural generation is fascinating.

I've been thinking about applying that to music for a while, but it's a very complex project when you get to it. It involves parsing thousands of midi files to build Stochastic matrix/markov chains, and even then it's only how to go from one singular note to another disregarding rhythm and harmony. Not to mention the algo has to be supervised since you can't really automatically judge how "good" a song sounds.
There were a few tries I could find but always underwhelming or cheating and not actually procedural.

>>5746689
You have to admit though, the game's development has mostly been adding in new inconsequential trinkets for creationfags here and there and the one time they actually were going to add in some substantial improvement to the game's procedural generation variety, caves and cliffs, they fucked up badly and had to delay it.

>>5746771
Procedural generation is fascinating.

I've been thinking about applying that to music for a while, but it's a very complex project when you get to it. It involves parsing thousands of midi files to build Stochastic matrix/markov chains, and even then it's only how to go from one singular note to another disregarding rhythm and harmony. Not to mention the algo has to be supervised since you can't really automatically judge how "good" a song sounds.
There were a few tries I could find but always underwhelming or cheating and not actually procedural.

>>5746689
you should stream. i'm bored. I followed your account and set up notifs up a while ago.

>>5747072
Anyone can stream, but they shouldn't advertise it here. Will be marked as off topic if it becomes necessary to do so and I hope other dads will do so as well.

>>5746910
Yeah you need to go about it smart, otherwise you end up getting hilariously awful sounding music getting shit out. I was looking in to it as well for some background audio once.
>>5746950
No wonder, they still insist on using the same bad game-engine Notch made. 1990s technology. Voxelstein runs better than Minecraft does and it has infinitely higher voxel counts at stable FPS.
They need to delete all Notch code and start over. Yes, it'll fuck mods in the transition, it's worth it for stable FPS. A gaming PC should not get lag spikes with Minecraft. Not one.
It should not require putting Minecraft entirely in RAM just to attempt to get almost fully stable FPS. (and even that is not a guarantee!)

>>5746689
>it fulfills both programmer and artistic autism.
I'm a programmer and artist and I think lifeless westie indie games threaten to suck my soul out. No thanks.

>>5747153
unironically if dads want to stream they should just post their shit in the threads dedicated to /here/ chuubas and not link it here. or even better just post the links on twitter and assume your audience is made up of those fags.

>>5747153
sorry i don't want him advertising it either, but i don't think saying that he has at least one fellow viewer who would want to watch him is the worst thing in the world.

>>5746950
I agree the more recent updates have been inconsistent in quality. There has been good ones still, like 1.13 (new generation of oceans among other things). 1.16 nether generation and aesthetic is pretty nice as well. Villager improvements were interesting.
Things like the bee update however, yeah, could have passed on that.

>>5747234
>he doesn't know another dad is literally streaming right this second.

>>5747411
Sure hope they are making a shrine with hair clippings

I'm streaming while in voicechat at the dad discord. Come watch

>>5742580
Yoyr parents didnt do a very good job and I blame sex education for your demise

>>5747494
you're not here, sillychama

>>5747494
>voicechat while streaming
cringe, but also bea should add more voice channels. dumb that theyre both in use simply because you entered one and fireworks just idles the other

>>5747865
>cringe
I take it you don't use Discord because it's pretty normal stuff.

I would like to do one stream to see what it's like (not advertising here of course, not a leech) but it's a fuck load of work to design and rig and get all the other assets ready not to mention learn how to draw for something I only want to do once, and will probably have zero viewers. Looking into what it takes has given me a ton of respect for vtubers, especially indies like Bea who do everything themselves. I understand why vtweeters exist now.

>>5748360
if you want to stream just to stream then you don't *have* to be a vtuber, you know. or if you really insist, just get a PNG to test. Anybody making or buying a model before they even know they like to stream is a fucking retard.

>>5748455
I am pretty retarded, yes.

Working on another Bea haiku. Will post when done

>>5748825
Making another
Haiku for our daughteru
Will post when ready

>>5748825
Nice
t. other haiku dad

>>5748825
Haikus are stupid
Just say you want to fuck her
Like everyone else

>>5749067
Loving sex with bea!
Reciting poems in English!
She doesn't get it!

>>5748455
This, I'll never repeat this enough, once you try streaming you realize many things that aren't obvious when watching streamers. Doing everything upfront and "debuting" with no experience is the worst idea possible, I guess it's because some people see Hololive and think that's how it works, but most of them had prior experience.
Streaming even alone, with nothing or just a PNG, to get experience, is important. Many realize streaming well can be a lot of work and give up. Better to know that before spending thousands like some indies did.
You can tell right on their first stream who already tried it before and who didn't.

>>5748825
Her final thrust done
Bea's seed leaking from me
I am pregnant now

Hiding in the thread
Beatani is watching
She thinks you are cringe

Holy fucking shit
Are we seriously fags
Starting to think so

Hammer driving nails
The light fades from Pichu's eyes
Hot ropes paint his corpse

>>5748360
You can try the Wakaru + an MMD model you pull off the internet approach, which takes like half an hour to do, but obviously isn't as fluid as proper Live2D. Tracks your head movement and some semblance of lip sync though, so it's an easy way to experience a little fun.

I get hard at the thought of Bea's dick pounding my ass

CHISATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5749691
>>5748360
While it's different, the way I did it with just a PNG is to make about 5 different versions of the same PNG (difference expressions or posture), and have hotkeys (like a numpad, or a footpedal) to switch between those. It's not that hard to do. The best male western indie does that right now. There is also the Vroid route, those some people will get filtered by it, very few manage to look good.

>>5749488
Afterglow is fading
You all are cringe (bea is too)
I think to leave

>>5749819
Haiku is mangled
Or perhaps, instead mauled
Did bear claws type this?

>>5749819
Forgetfulness blinking up
hill have no door knobs
Tired eyes.

Do I really need to make a twitter account to follow Bea's antics outside from her strimms? Twitter is an awful place no matter I try to filter everything. I dont want to block people as well since I really think it's homosexual. Jack Dorsey is an antichrist type. He's an awful human being who backstabed his long time best friend, stealing the website from that same friend of his, and keeping it for himself. Kind of a fitting CEO for a cesspool that is Twitter

Cash on the nightstand
Don't pay Chihiro for sex
Just pay her to leave

>>5749991
Twitter Account, no
Just make a pin for her page
But can't interact

>>5749991
You can pick and chose what your twitter is. You can literally just follow beatani.
If you don't like some people she retweetsn you can simply mute them, which isn't blocking, it just prevent their content to appear on your timeline.
Honestly it's pretty straightforward.

>>5749991
the twitter stuff has pretty much zero bearing on the stream outside of the occasional meme like her reading cringe DMs so unless you're full-on menhera and NEED to know what she's up to 24/7 then no

Her cunny grows wet
Both hands are busy typing
Desk reps ikuzo

>>5749817
i think if you're funny and personable enough, png is fine for starting out.

>>5749991
It's pretty fun to interact and help push some content creatrs in the community.
It's also easy to avoid the "bad" sides of twitter, you just follow people you want, and mute if needed, and done.

>>5750111
Moist or slick might flow better

>>5750129
For sure. Tho being funny is honestly hard without chat interaction. Being interesting and funny for a few hours with no chat is daunting, and you don't wanna "waste" good ideas that work just once when you have no one watching. No easy answer on that.

>>5750178
Yean, the best stream I had was the one with 40 viewers, bouncing off chat is really a lifesaver and increase the quality instantly.

>>5748825 できた

Transcription for moonrunelets
>熊(読み方:べあ)の蟹
>奇異な妙薬
>聞けないよ

>>5750111
Checked daze
>>5750262
Also. The なs are a little too small here and damn, 蟹 and 異 are hard to write nicely, but overall I'm ok with this.

>>5750178
the only game i've been playing regularly is genshin recently. and that is a pretty boring game to watch i think, so you have to be ready to talk a lot.

>>5749991
Only thing that's interesting or worth your time is her streams and these threads while she's streaming. That's it.

Cute menhera bear
Hates chat and calls them cringe
They still care for her

I CARE

I kind of miss the week where she was working on her rig, the Twitter interactions were great, and while there was a bit of schizo the threads were overall pretty good. The one the day before her return was one of my favorites.

>>5749991
Honestly her twitter is better than the stream, content is similar and the "chat" are the replies. Difference is with twitter you can wach at your own pace while being busy with something else.

>>5750178
>and you don't wanna "waste" good ideas that work just once when you have no one watching
Nothing prevents you from reusing these ideas in the future.

>>5750666
Trips wasted, you messed up the second line dadchama

Was digging through some old stuff, and it's not relevant anymore, but here's some haikyo footage https://streamable.com/n8a0mn

>>5750666
Based trips and a great haiku

>>5750755
it's bait but i don't even care. take a (you). anyway, if i don't give it to you, that faggot will tell me i dropped my meme arrow.

/yah/ isn't Beatani fans thread,
feels more like a meeting place for lonely people who coincidentally like her.
that's why it frequently become the 2nd fastest thread here, we talk abt ourselves who like her, not just her

>>5750936
That is exactly why I post here

>>5750936
You might have a point there. That's why there should be an unofficial fan discord

>>5750936
yes you are right

>>5750936
It's literally /vt/'s ronery thread

>>5750936
/yah/ is a thread about /yah/, simple as.

>>5750936
nest
of
menhera
anon if you haven't realized by now that applies to every general on 4chan then I don't know what to tell you.

>>5751072
We can all be alone together!

>>5751022
I don't know if it's bait but go to fuck yourself

>>5751102
Iunno but theres something that differentiates /yah/ to your average shitty /vg/ or /tg/ general. Reminds me of the NHK or Tkmiz threads on /a/

>>5751022
i coughed my vape pen

>>5751139
but only I can be alone with Beatani

>>5750810
I was confused about the word cringe, ESL please understand

>>5751344
I will be Beatani for you, dad. Ohadayo! Good morning! I love you!

>>5751425
Just say hates the chat

I can't wait for the wish stream. She's gonna crush everyone's dreams.

>>5751571
love you too, bea, now lay down. im pent up from bea's lack of tweets

>>5751608
Yes thankfully they were anonymous Or were they?

>>5751102
no no, they merely talk abt themselves or care abt others there.
here I feels like some dads might date/rape other dad

>>5751608
What do you mean? She's going to pray for our dreams so that they come true. I really need my wish to come true to end my pseudo-suffering.

>>5751681
Okay dad, it's my first time dayo, be gentle. Vanilla arc IKZ!

>my oshi is MIA
>bea is retarded and not streaming
>there's no other streams that I find interesting on

posting this again to get more opinions. guess I'll be autismal in a notepad. in an AU where bea chan is tasked with protecting chihiro's computer from malware and exploits, she becomes the first sentient antivirus program. Much like megaman battle network but set in the windows XP ecosystem. will feature iconic malware such as the sasser, slammer, sobig worms, the zlob trojan suite, and stuff like spysheriff.

>>5751736
threesome dayo

>>5751695
there's gotta be at least one fag namedropping in his wish

>>5751736
vanilla? silly kuma, we're doing anal. i need something thats actually tight tonight

>>5751768
I kill two of you and now it's just the two of us.

dads are retards and I'm pretty sure I could beat them in a fist fight
t.momchama

>>5751743
Sounds interesting. I have nothing to add now except it might be cool to have a John McAfee cameo now that he "committed suicide".

>>5751831
Want to put that to the test? Where do you live?

>>5751831
but I can beat you in a knife fight

>>5751913
>>5751831
holy shit the next arc: the beatani fight club

>>5751796
I'm not Chihiro! ああああああ! Painal dayo!

>>5751789
i signed mine with my anon name. i hope to fucking god she doesn't read it.

>>5751976
I thought you'd never ask.

>>5751831
You must be pretty butch then.

>>5749991
My twitter is mostly vtuber use only. Only 5% is politics but really tame kind. i.e. I recently liked a tweet about how evil Bill Gates is by introducing common core to USA and that's about it. Everything else is me reposting and liking art and my oshi's tweets. Follow only the JP and trusted western artists (i.e. most /k/ artists are pretty chill), and set locale to Japan. It'll filter out 90% of the negativity of the west, guaranteed.

>>5751831
Please sit on my face.

>>5751831
you wouldn't be the first lesbian I've knocked out

>>5751831
I have to ask, have you ever done hand reps to Bea?

So, did any of you replyfags already got Bea's feet pics? I'm late on my hand reps.

>>5751831
t.landwhalechama

>>5752493
yeah she sent it to me a couple weeks ago

>>5752728
THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

>>5751895
there might be an arc where she gets jealous of commercial AV cause chihiro decides to install some but then like, absorbs them or something idk. That might be one way she gains more powers.

>>5748360
If you happen to sing in that stream, kindly consider this please: https://youtu.be/uJbrTgUL0Dk

>>5752819

>>5748360
one thing you gotta know, especially since you've never streamed before, is that assets outside of the obvious (vtuber model) are way more important than you'd believe. A solid collection of scenes, good audio, transitions and alerts give your stream a sense of production value that many stream watchers immediately equate to talent or skill. Content matters of course, but first impressions are king in streaming. I'd say look into that first and foremost. Also, streaming is extremely time consuming. You might think it's as easy as turning on the stream and booting up a game but good content has way more that goes into it. Don't get discouraged, but you gotta do your reps.

>>5750936
This place is slowly getting dumber and worse (mentally) by the week.

>>5753051
That would fry my voice but I will think about it.

>>5753290
Thanks for the advice, looking into what actually goes into streaming has really opened my eyes so to speak.

>>5753453
happy to help. I've been dabbling in it for a few months and I just wish I knew this stuff before I made my investment. All I do nowadays is karaoke and DnD. Pretty much gave up on pursuing twitch partner status but only cause I ran into a wall of
>not enough free time
>not enough spare money to commission assets
>not creative enough to make the shit myself
but things will get better and I'll be rooting for all you streamer dads. If you're on twitter and I stumble upon dad streams I promise to check them all out. Maybe later this year I'll ramp up my own efforts. We can all make it bros...

>>5753337
It's no problem anon. I Just so happen to finish playing BO2 today and the song strangely matches that of the mood of yesterday's thread. Check out the lyrics:
>Some people live out selfish desires
>Some choose to shout when they speak deafening us all
>Caught in the flame of those deep in fire
>Seeking out those with a voice, one for tomorrow
Some dads are jealous over others because they're replyguys or get more attention from the bear, "deafening the others" who wish GFE or more nukemority or whatever. Hence they are "caught in the flame of those deep in fire" and wish to relive the magic once more like the first month of her debut or something on the lines of that. As for the rest of the lyrics, with enough autism it could be related to /yah/ and her viewers in general.

DADS! if you became all vtubers together, you can all help become popular and become a collab with me!

>>5753805
even if I had the time, money or energy (or stable internet connection) to be a vtuber I'd never be worth watching anyway since I'm a charisma vacuum

>>5753805
this is bait

>>5753805
>Become vtuber
>Do rock music streams and combat games (M&B and Chivalry 2) all the time
>Build loyal fanbase/cult following for a 2nd time
>Avoid Beatani and any other vtuber like the plague because I don't actually know or want to know them
Yea, sure...

>>5753805
She doesn't like male chuubas so I doubt she would collab. She might zap through the vod and laugh into her beer. She might be able to give a little advice though, which would be appreciated.

>>5753845
>>5753842
>>5753937
>>5754007
NO DAD CHAMAS! if you become vtuber together to make kumatuber group, you can be happy and make friends yah! and collab with me, YAH!

>>5754054
why do you want to collab with dads anyway? just read chat

Maybe the real dads were the friends we made along the way.

>>5753805
I could definitely collab as a PNG tuber. I know how to rig a live2D but use android so I don't know if I can use my phone to do it. I don't know what I'd collab with though I kind of hate most games.

Maybe we can do a joke dad collab stream as a gift for Bea someday. A gift she doesn't want tabun maybe.

>>5753805
I'm not as good as a talker compared to you Beatani. I am not creative enough, but I wish to be as good of an entertainer as you one day. I lack the ability to create interesting topics out of thin air like you do in the middle of a game.
If I could I want to do modern military history. I wonder if it'll be too boring to hear some dude talk about the African bush war and Balkan wars of the 90s for 30 mins straight per stream, and sing strange East European songs to boot?
>https://youtu.be/Zk-xMOTJ3aU?t=36

>>5754162
hate dads are fat and lazy neets yah! want productive and happy dads!
>>5754207
list games dadchama! collab with dads!

>>5754366
serbia stronk

>>5753805
kek, fuck you

>>5754366
That video is kind of kino ngl

outside of making me more of a fucking schizo, I do appreciate that bea and the yah community here is fostering collaboration and creativity. I hadn't really drawn since 2011 and I hadn't had a desire to write anything since I dropped out of college in 2012. Oh yeah and bea is a whore I guess. smelly bear uoooh haa haa and all that shit.

has anyone kept count of the people we've driven off?
I feel like anonchama's losses are much greater than their wins.

Can you guys feel it?
This is what a life without Bea feels like.
Right now she is having the time of her life with Takuya.

>>5754389
>Battlefield 4 MP 32 vs 32 dad mayhem
>Killing Floor 2 - 6 dads co-op
>Halo MCC 16 dads FFA
>Titanfall 2 MP
>Holdfast: Nations At War <-- Bear commander and her dads
>https://youtu.be/BnUYpZT0-KU

>>5754601
sure, you can call me Takuya.

>>5754511
I have definitely created more creative content, if you get my meaning, for Bea than I have for anything but school and I don't really count that. My respect and admiration for and desire for validation from a silly bear on the internet is a very powerful motivator. Even if she graduated tomorrow I have still learned a lot and surprised myself at some of what I could do. Still doing my reps to get better of course.

>>5754592
Well a lot of the people that showed up after she posted on reddit never really came back after the what? The 3k stream? Sekkusu-san is gone. I don't really pay attention to names in chat all that much other than the people during the among us members practice. Those people I remember.

>>5754688
***chama... ganbatte

>>5754730
Sekkusu San is still here I'm pretty sure... Sekkusu was only the name name used in membership games and streamlabs dono

>>5754389
I'd probably get back into minecraft. Most of my games are autism singleplayer stuff like Open Traffic Tycoon or Touhout Luna Nights. I don't play many multiplayer games.

>>5754615
i want a dad to vtuber collab all game games on legendary with

>>5754592
Pasta dad is the one I remember, there's another that's gone until August but I think he will be back.

>>5754592
I can think of a few names from the first few streams that moved on, but like most people I remember Fettuccine fondly

>>5754826
all halo games*
>>5754615

>>5754826
I like me some Halo, the last one I beat on Legendary was 3. 2 made me want to scream sometimes.

>>5754868
>>5754876
Boys, I just happened to have 100%'d the MCC earlier this year and I'm always down to play with you

>>5754389
fever dream tier
>warzone 2100 multiplayer
>some MMO collab
>tabletop RPG

totally possible
>Civ 5 with dads
>apex collab
>minecrap
>smash bros

>>5754916
Civ 5 could be fun, of course Minecraft too

>>5754876
>>5754912
I personally want to go through it with the iron and thunderstorm skulls, possibly mythic as well

>>5754916
Online simulator version of Warhammer 40k would be cool but perhaps speed it through so as to not bore the listeners. I wouldn't mind building Bear shrines with you dads in minecraft as well.
>>5754826
>>5754912
Feel free to dm me on innawoodsk on twitter, I'd be happy to jam with you lads. I've been looking for friends to play coop with. I'm a bit of a casual but hope I can be of use.

>>5754876
>2 made me want to scream sometimes

>>5754978
Fuck, count me in. The custom games browser just got added for reach so doing some of that would be kino too. I feel like as soon as one group of anons kicks this shit off, more people will be willing to join

>>5754511
Definitely. It's really motivating watching Bea and the other dads work.
Been racking my brain without much luck so far, but I'd like to start giving something back.

>>5755288
I'm not the creative type, so all I can do is shitpost with the other dads here

>>5755228
>I'm a bit of a casual but hope I can be of use.
we all are dadchama, but casual is fun, and fun brings in viewers, and viewers means popularity, and popularity means getting a collab with bea

>>5754876
>>5755231
This image gives me ptsd.

>>5755231
Yep, exactly.

foolish orin crine dads

>>5755695
ea claws type this

the tech dads said it should be drying for a week bea... but than again it could have been fried alredy

in any case new keyboard IKUUZZEEEE

>>5755695
hate orin
hate cline
simple as

>>5755695
Sorry to hear you couldn't fix your keyboard. At least the space key works again though!

>>5755739
Beatani DLC when?

>>5755358
A high quality shitpost is a combination of creativity and effort. So don't sell yourself too short - or if you're only making low quality ones, take the chance to improve

>>5755833
Or clean a bit again and dry for another day(or days)

speaking of video games, fireworks how do you play downwell with keyboard or gamepad?

>>5755963
I bought it on switch and it plays fine with controller but it seems like the kinda thing where if I were tryharding it keyboard would be better

I believe she said she bought a back up keyboard because she is apparently self-aware of how easily she spills things, so no issues.

>>5756081
it's more fun with a keyboard, especially with my old keyboard

>>5756144
She did

i bet half of you fags are gonna pull the "creative" card.

>>5755833
>the tech dads said it should be drying for a week bea...
No, that was just one retard who doesn't know what he is talking about.

>>5756476
what?

Did bear update her youtube banner in the last day-ish or am I going crazy?

>lose card in Feb
>don't start a request for a new one until May
>takes literally five minutes
>still isn't finished and it's almost July
Bea...

Some 90% isopropyl alcohol and some canned air would probably fix it up

>>5756755
She must not use it much

bea please play megaman X

>>5756751
She updated it, the artist who did the last one made another when she upgraded her model.

>>5756755
Replacement card taking more than a week would mean time to find a new bank, personally but mendokusai

One time I got so drunk I pissed on my laptop. It stopped working as a laptop but I could still dock it. So that was my computer for another year, a testament to my shame every time I saw it.

>>5756817
Nice, thanks for confirmation!

>>5756903
Literally had one in 5 minutes when I got mine replaced last week. Just show up to a branch and boom.

>>5756904
dadchama elaborate. why piss?

>>5756817
Did her "getting ready!" russian dancing screen also get updated with human ears? I swear they weren't there before.

>>5757061
Pretty sure it didn't change

>>5756998
I have no idea. It was on the floor next to my bed, soaked in piss. Probably I just pissed off the side of my bed for some reason when I was blackout drunk. I never had that happen again.

My god, the schizoposting actually stopped

>>5759503
don't jinx it
besides, I really do get the feeling most schizoposters don't even watch bea and are just regular-ass 4chan shitposters that saw this busy general as an easy target

This has been a very unique /yah/

>>5750359
in 聞 that bottom stroke of the 耳 shouldn't go all the way through as there's stuff to the right of it, but thats all I spotted.

>>5759765
Isn't life a strange and wonderful place? When you're not too menhara to appreciate it, of course

add yuri to the list of fetishes

>>5759665
Pretty much this, there was a guy in the last /yah/ who said he takes bits and pieces of dad posts and uses them to construct schizo ramblings without actually watching her at all. But he also said she was lucky to have us since we will defend her from all the garbage they fling. In other words, ignore them if possible but shut them down en masse if that doesn't work.

>>5745018
retard.

Another /yah/ ends
Matane Bea Bea
Gunai dadchama

>>5761221
TIL gunai!

>>5761313
...wait is it just a short version of "good night"? oh no I'm retarded

>>5761387
Foolish

>>5761427
You'd still be willing to be this foolish dad's friend r-right?

>>5761524
Why delete, foolish fool

>>5761836
Because I well understand at best; a maybe!
Either way, I won't give up!

Thread ambience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk5cDyvhJEE

I SERIOUSLY FELL IN LOVE WITH BEATANI!!1!1!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY HER!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!
あたしは本当にべあたにと恋に落ちた。彼女と結婚したい!!

I love my daughter, Beat(m)ani(a)!

>>5762184
This but unironically I can feel my menhara levels rising

>>5754366
Rhodesians never die!!!

>>5762184
I seriously love this dasai bear!

>>5762237
I WAS ALWAYS POSTING THIS UNIRONICALLY.

>>5762184
>あたし

>>5762324
I can respect that fellow dad even if falling in love with a vtuber is tabun mega cringe

>>5762324
>I!!1!1!!!!!

>>5756751
also her about page

>>5762555
How do we speedrun 10k subs?

>>5762677
Giving Beatani low quality subs isn't worth it.

>>5762677
She won't be ready and might even just cancel the idea if she gets 10k subs out of nowhere

>>5762555
Looking forward to 3D

>>5762677
>>5762818
Correct, no use speed running it; she just finished her live 2d upgrade, doubt 3d modelling prowess is high yet

Beatani's erotic dancing...

>>5762555
Good catch, missed that

matane eaea