/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57484122
/asp/ Commandments
>1. Are you a girl or a boy?
It is not of our concern.
>2. Are you a babi or a femboy?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Did you guys see the aspie numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you see what twitter/discord is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>5. The baiters are insulting your aspies!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. Hey guess what I heard from /asp/cord!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>7. You guys should quit...
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Second for Lance to kill himself

>>57484171
Amen

Don't watch males unless they're collabing with hunpai, or denpafish. Males pretend not to have viewers when really they have subscribers. Toxic behavior.

Ice cream? At the convenience store?

>>57484122
Do not trust his lies.

Is there a gen4/fortune/gen5/whatever the larp chuuba with a better voice than kuro? I cant think of one so im pretty sure he has the nicest voice
He should also add some tactical garbage to his design so he can be in the tactical thread. He knows stuff about all sorts of things and can expand on a bunch of stuff Im already interested in hearing about or aware of and he would fit in there

>>57484852
the legacy of icecream man

>>57485301
several aspies have voices that I like more than my own but I appreciate the compliment.
I have a plate carrier/nod point redeem for my model. I guess I can show it off more

It's time to show off my GALAXY BRAIN puzzle skills :^)
Playing The Witness!
https://www.twitch.tv/koikawakei

>>57484297
Amen

>>57485301
its a shame he is a right winged polfag

I need to work, please tell me I'm a bad girl and should work, so I get some motivation.

I simp, therefore, I exist. We continue searching for Girl-In-The-Wall on Panzer Dragoon Saga... Oh, yeah, also revenge for Taichou.

https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting

>>57486493
you're a faggot

Squatting in Sargon's Zomboid server
https://twitch.tv/kuromaruoniisan

>>57486666

Doesn't work because it isn't true.

You need to be believablgke, anon!

>>57486666
*believable

damn captcha

Graphic design is my passion

>>57487169
we can tell

>>57487169
Why is every match male vs female, is it supposed to be battle of the sexes themed?

>Competetors

>>57488477
Just how the bracket sorted out.

>>57484171
Amen

>>57489434
That dude looks like a lady!

>>57489434
:vomit:

DENPA WTF

I watch vtubers signed out (banned from most vtubers) my advice is not to take channel points too seriously if you're a vtuber. There's a good chance there's viewers who have watched more of you than your richest channel point holder, and can recite some of your streams by heart.
Don't be flattered so easily by someone who knows how to farm channel points if what satisfies you is a captive audience member.

I'm trying to imagine the person who has ever asked for advice from this lunatic

>>57479843
Thanks anon. I didn’t see the post until just now because I was setting shit up for a stream, but I appreciate it. I feel like my spite reserves might let me pull through.

>>57489791
beating the top hololive girl

>>57485954
>Galaxy-brain puzzle skills

I've seen someone play this game, it's just drawing lines yo

>>57490425
First time you've seen advertising?

>>57490499
I have thousands of programs and extensions running to not see ads! So in a way, yes.

>>57490363
What's wrong with her?

>>57486493
I also need to work but I choose to post inane shit on 4ch, we're not the same

I'm a bit nervous to advertise here, but I'm streaming for a bit! It's a comfy talk stream, so come watch if that's your jam!
https://www.twitch.tv/arisuusami

>>57491194
>237 followers

>>57491380
>already crabbing

>denpa already sexpesting the hamster

>>57491543
>3000 twitter followers
>patrons
>another established internet personality coming here to shill and get an extra 50 followers

how did she lose affiliate on twitch?

>>57485954
I hope you feel better for next stream.

>>57491931
sounds based to me, if she wastes her time posting here she is an aspie
also
>12 viewers
wow such a big internet personality, it's not like half of gen 4 can get close to those numbers

>>57491931
what counts as "established" for you? that's pretty relative

>>57492112
I liked the part where you tried to sound supportive but then sounded like a dick instead.

>>57491194
>has over 200 followers
>live2D model
>clean assets
> >10 viewers at start of stream
What are you aspiring to be exactly? You already GMI.

>>57491194
10/10 rig

>>57485954
thanks everyone who stopped by!

sorry for the short stream, i started feeling really sick...
the real puzzle was trying to avoid motion sickness all along...

>>57492337
no worries, you did a good job for someone feeling sick

A familiar face is in here
https://www.twitch.tv/nanasecain

>>57491931
that's how you make it, use everything, try everything, network with everyone, try different content

>>57492202
Here in /asp/ anons argue over many threads about the statistical differences of unbalanced samples with 5 and 6 viewers average.

>>57491931
It depends if she starts networking with other people here.
Like showing to other apies streams, raiding them, or even following them on twitter.
Otherwise she is probably just grifting.

My favorite thing about this thread is no matter how transparently bad faith a post is, SOMEBODY will bite it.

"haha wow they don't have numbers what ngmi"

"wow they have numbers? what a stuck up cunt"

>>57492874
she's not gonna fuck you bro

>>57486493
get to work you stupid lazy whore, you have shit to do

>>57493053
ok, that's a bit more effective

I'm sad now :( ... but I will work

>>57493044
She who?

>>57493106
as long as you get it done, you can be sad. the pride you feel when it's over will be worth it, i promise. you can do it.

LEARN CRABS, THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE

>>57493250

aw, thank you <3

>>57492513
there's at least 7 /asp/ies in this call

>>57493106
Don’t worry anon. Plenty of people want to see men pretend to be women. Do some work and viewers will follow. Maybe.

>>57493290
What exactly are you demonstrating here?

>>57493336
what?

I'm a girl XD I'm like 100% sure of it

>>57493310
just 3

>>57493434

>>57493310
how the fuck did Daiya get in this?

>>57493664

>>57493909
oh look, it's the same dictionary I use!

>>57492874
And never forget that anons and threads don't control success in any sense.

>>57493664
When a vtuber talks to another vtuber they call that "grooming"

Its very similar to "networking" where a vtuber talks to another vtuber.

>>57493664
He just asked.

>>57493909
>pessimists have poor job performance and networking skills
so the crabs are pessimists

>>57488477
Because beating up women is based apparently

>>57494329
No. I’m just a schizoid. It makes the whole Vtubing thing pretty difficult either way though.

>>57493664
it was open to everyone

>>57491194
so cute I love your voice

>>57490425
Terribly sorry for the false advertising anon, next time I shall play a Zachtronics game

>>57492055
>>57492413
Thanks <3

>>57486256
its funny because he isnt and i am but nobody knows

>>57484171
amen

why does caffeine make me so sleepy?

>>57495423
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326443

>>57495534
Another AI generated article that has nothing to do with the title...

>>57495741
Did you actually read it?

I found the answer in the article, if you didn't it's because you don't read after 1 paragraph lol. The attention span these days...

>>57489434
Perfect. Masterful. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted

>>57495881
>found the answer
Bullshit. You are right that possibilities are espoused by the author, but answers are indeterminate. Conflicting results. It’s all models. Turtles all the way down.

>>57489434
Confused by the plot here. Did the viewer put him in a bikini somehow?

i hate hand tracking i hate hand tracking
i hate hand tracking
i hate hand tracking

i have given up on it for today

saturday music (thursday edition)

https://www.twitch.tv/gclefcannon

>>57496035
ofc it lists possibilities and not a definitive answer, how the hell do you want a web article to give you an absolute answer about medical stuff?

if you want to know the absolute truth, go to the doctor lol (and even then, they are always discovering new stuff so good luck)

>>57495881
Anon I'm fucking begging here. Stop responding.

>>57496488
meh, I was just trying to help the caffeine guy

we can never know who is trolling and who is seriously asking for help here

>>57491931
I'm not established, if you look at my numbers I have a hard time getting traction. Is this not the place to post my streams?

>>57489434
Holy fucking thighs

>>57496622
It is the right place, they just want to bring you down. You can share your streams here.

I welcome you here! <3 and wish you the best of luck!

>>57493664
he asked. that's always the answer literally just ask

>>57492789
I'm mutuals with a lot of aspies of this thread, but I'm a bit shy to reach out and say hi. Hopefully soon I'll get courage!

>>57496779
hi :3

>>57496821
Hello!!! I love you!!!

>>57496924

oh, so sweet! I love you too <3

>>57496420
Exactly my point anon. Such is the nature of science. Science doesn’t provide answers. Merely models. Potentialities and possibilities. It’s funny that you say that a doctor could provide the “absolute truth” when you yourself highlight the fact that medical models are changing on the daily.

>>57492296
I have a hard time getting traction, and often time find myself struggling to get anything above 5 views. I'm unsure if it was my content, or anything I was doing, so I posted here to see if people could help me figure out what I was missing.

The 10 views are solely from you guys! I have never hit that number by myself, so I really appreciate the new chatters and people who came to say hi!

>>57497202
Hello, are you single?

>>57497202
Some free advice. Lurk moar. I used an image of a crab to try and make it more obvious. The fact that you didn’t understand that means that you haven’t lurked enough. That makes me much less likely to see you in a favorable light.

>you need to be a crab... to be here

>>57497507
Nobody cares who you see in a favorable light schizo

>>57497634
I'm here and I'm not a crab.

What am I then? What's the opposite of a crab? I'm gonna search for animals that bring others up

>>57497507
I don't post often! Mainly because I was on a streaming hiatus, but also because of pure shyness. I've posted in the past before, maybe a month or two ago. Nothing crazy though.

>>57497423
?

>57497634
Not at all. But someone who doesn’t realize a crab post is a crab post is either retarded or someone who hasn’t lurked enough. Neither are going to make me see the anon favorably.

>>57497733
I think ant may work... can the "helpers" in these thread be ants?

Or bees? That's also an option I guess

Are there any red flags to watch out for if a viewer wants to add me on steam so we can play together while I’m streaming? How often do you get asked this and do you actually play with your viewers?

>>57497768
>?
He's asking if you have a boyfriend right now

>>57496119
cool bnuy

>>57495423
if you have ADHD caffeine can make you sleepy

>>57497933
The red flag is a viewer asks, unprompted, to add you.

>>57497933
Is the viewer a regular?
Do you feel creeped out by him?
Do you mind adding him to your friendlist?
He may invite you to play games off-stream, are you okay with that?
If the answer to any of those questions is NO then don't add him

>>57497933
Everyone who interacts with you wants something from you. Figure out what and then decide if it is worth it.

>>57497933
if its a regular that you've known for a while go for it. otherwise they're probably an autist or they have ulterior motives

>>57499057
what does one thing have to do with the other?

>>57489434
Cute girl

>>57497933
Unless you have a reputation for playing with viewers on stream there's no need to add viewers on steam
Asking to be added on steam is a red flag by itself, unless it's needed to play a game together right now

>>57500567
Are you familiar with the Ghandi bug?

>>57500786
Yeah I should have mentioned you need to add them on steam to play the game together. They didn’t really ask to me added them on steam, they just asked if they could join my game.

>>57501222
It's up for you to decide if playing with viewers is the type of content you want to go for but try to have some opsec, have a vtuber steam account and share your games from your regular account with family sharing

>>57493664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vTiCsIRNNE
the next project is starting soon so keep an eye out!

>>57484122
I shall embark on a journey towards the convenience store in order to acquire the frozen dessert known as ice cream, afterwards, I'll visually appreciate a live video feed from the augmented reality avatar entertainer known as Grimmi!

>>57502051
what's the next project?

>>57502125
Good luck on your journey, brave knight!

May the force be with you.

>>57484122
Remember: If you don't have worth to anyone in regards to streaming or a personality. You will never succeed at streaming! You are a NGMI streamer!

>>57502412
cain said that he'll be starting preparations for everyone around the end of next month

>>57494329
Its pretty hard when those successful tell others that a less successful streamer done yabais and majority of viewers believe their word over yours.

That's the state of streaming. Drama everywhere. There is no first chance impressions, people get vetted by vets. Its the way streaming works anon.

>>57502837
thanks, this looks like a lot more fun than the choir thing bloom does, I'll keep an eye open

Lots of /asp/ies seem to be artists too. It makes me want to draw despite not knowing the first thing about art.

>>57502602
Every streamer has worth to someone in the world, the trick is getting those people to know of your existence

>>57503203
Yap, that's why marketing is so important.

Promote, promote, promote! Share your content and stay true to yourself!

Someday you'll find them, and they will find you!

>>57503402
>>57503203

>Promotes stream, daily. Does Call-2-arms. Promotionals. Debut.
>FalseEyeD does coverage telling of what atrosities they done
>People avoid. 1 Viewer.


Welp. I guess what you two said is complete bullshit.

>>57503778
Jesse what the hell are you talking about

>>57503778
Well...

...

Maybe don't do atrocities then? Idk, I try to just be kind. If someone ever lies about me, it's ok. I will tell my truth always, if others believe it or not it isn't up to me.

>>57504139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOcg-AdC2Y8

>>57504219
That's the joke. I've done no atrocities. Again, telling it from my point being not popular people won't believe you. If you go against anyone that is popular with their communities. Their word is against yours. Guess who wins?

>>57504367
Why are you going against popular people?

I don't understand. If you are that unpopular, how did they even notice you to get mad at you? If you aren't that unpopular, why didn't you become friends or something?

>>57503101
>It makes me want to draw despite not knowing the first thing about art.
My formal artistic education goes about as far as some public middle/high school classes and watching one or two bob ross episodes and everyone seems to like the shit I put out so I'm sure you've got a picasso waiting inside you.

>>57504707
Befriending popular streamers is scummy and not considered growth.

>>57504858
>you've got a picasso waiting inside you.
Yeah, me.

>>57505011

>>57505011
Thank you for sharing your opinion, I see how it can be perceived that way. I don't have any popular streamer friends, but I think it is pretty weird to relate everything to growth.

I mean... sometimes people are just... you know... friends. Growth isn't above everything, and it certainly isn't above true friendship.

>>57505245
Please stop responding to obvious bait. You're making the thread as unbearable as they are and they're doing it knowing you'll respond.

>>57505314
I'm sorry. I don't understand why I am making the thread "unbearable" tho.

The thread dies without people talking anyway.

But I'm going to sleep soon, so don't worry, you won't read anything from me for much longer.

>>57505539
Repeatedly responding to somebody who is already posting in bad faith just continues a nothing conversation that loads up the thread with useless posts. The thread is not going to fall off the 10th page without you taking bait from trolls.

>>57505822
What makes a post useful?

>>57503101
I feel this way about all the aspies that can sing

>>57505245
>I can see how having popular friends can be seen as scummy
Are you retarded?

What makes a good male vtuber that doesn't rely on *attractive model* for Fuujos/gay people?

>>57506385
I'm polite and I am trying to be kind and empathetic. But according to 4chan lore, probably, yes.

>>57506528
Being a brotuber? Relatable, funny, chill.

>>57506374
Plz do. Add to the aspie band collab I am praying for. Daiya on vocals, GClef on guitar, Cabu dancing, and you can get thrown in there too!

>>57506683
Relateable/funny doesn't count.
Chill. Maybe sure. But relating to viewers isn't one that should be ideal for male streamers.

Also.

For women saying you were bullied in the past is a buff.
For man saying you were bullied in the past is a debuff.

Goes to show how "relating" to your viewers despite circumstances isn't ideal.

>>57503101
we can paint together!

>>57506528
Racism

>>57506936
Relatability is the only thing that counts. The only audience I have is comprised of males around my age as per YouTube analytics. I have never mentioned my age, so it must be the relatability of the topics I discuss. I get that I wouldn’t be called successful by any metric, but relatability is truly what matters.

>>57497933
being added on steam is for peers, colabs, maybe mods.
Chat will test your boundaries and it's your job to remind them that they are only a viewer, a faceless consumer

nini vtubing frns love u all!!! >^˶ ᴗ˳ᴗ ˶^< zzz
sweet dreams

>>57507553
a cheap, simping/often broke virgin male/female that can't get any sex at all and rely on trying to become oshi's special someone just so they could try to get in their pants often with failure.

I swear idols with swinging breasts pandering to pervs is the most shameless of content creation there is and I wish there is a blowback to that system. Namely targeting their financials.

>>57507654
Never post like this EVER again. Are we clear? Goodnight

>>57507654
Post more like that, this thread needs some love, kindness, and cuteness.

I love your post! Sleep well! Sweet dreams :3

Is it really cucking on your end if your GF/BF is streaming to alot of desperate viewers and do ASMR roleplay of erotic nature to them for $ and afterwards upon hearing the things she say (especially close to NTR aspects, y'know to loosen the wallets of the virgins pretending they are special to them). She offers to have sex with you after streaming but you get turned off by hearing her roleplay that it feels disgusting to ever relate to her?

>>57508229
Which streamer you talking about?
Nyanners?

>>57508184
you're going to make me join the shizos if you encourage this

>>57508419
If you are ever ok with joining the schizos, you always were a schizo deep down so...

>>57508542
You've convinced me I am now your enemy

>>57487169
thanks, doc

>>57508647
Let the fight begin!!!!

Rawr :3

>>57508694
>a grown adult posted this

>>57508874
Yap, can confirm this fact.

Anyone actually know where these redditors came from?

>>57509140
The answer is in your question.

Remember: Female Vtubers must have shaking breasts. Otherwise you will never be popular. You will never have fun. You will never have a community and you will never have orbiting betas.

>>57492296
Sound like a new member of gen 4 to me

>>57510122
Aren't we on 5?

>>57511555
Imo, yes

>>57484122
This alien worm is so creepy please get it off this board it sticks out like a sore thumb among the rest of the vtuber tiddies

>>57511776
That's the fucking moth man.

>>57511776
But then who will bring the ice cream?

>>57511555
Gen 4 desperately wanting to associate themselves with someone who’s actually going to make it so they can leech off of their popularity.

>>57512401
We already have her in the fortune discord so you arent wrong

>>57512460
What is the fortune discord?

Oh, tonight is roleplaying night. Cute

>>57510122
she was already getting attention from denpa and keitaro so she'll fit right in

Anyone that wants to join and are aspiring - make sure you have a social media of some kind.
White Haired dude, I'm talking about you.

>>57512601
The exclusive gen 4 discord. if you didnt make it your a bozo

>>57512948
Join what? The discord?

I'm not the white haired dude tho.

>>57513102
Oh, ok. Makes sense.

I have decided instead of exploding I will go to sleep

>>57512734
You wouldnt get it. only the gmi got invited to fortune so you just have to see the outside or in another discord lolololol

you can join /asp/cord

>>57513293
good night!

https://www.keymailer.co/g/games/93ccd7a1?e=search

>>57514290
Who can and how can I?

Shameless shilling and link posting. Crickets are quiet tonight. Itch.io grab bag. Live in a few minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/live/6wracB02Ko0?feature=shared

If there truly is a discord, what can I do to be allowed in?

>>57515794
1. Be Aspiring
2. Relatively New
3. Looking to Network, actually Chat(not trying to join to spam your Twitch Go Live links)

>>57515794
Are you cute? We will make exceptions for fortune if you are cute and groom worthy

>>57515895
I am doing all of that! I am even here chatting all the time, just posted links sometimes. But I have been here for hours just chatting.

I wish I was invited. I don't know why I wasn't. Is Hanabi in that discord?

>>57516002
Idk if I am cute. Some people think so, others may not.

>>57515794
for visagecord there's usually a link posted every now and then; for lancecord you just have to ask someone who is in the server for an invite

>>57516136
What's the difference between those discords?

>>57516058
If you are who I think you are, you know why.

>>57516242
I'm Leonor Layla. I don't know why.

Is it because I am annoying af?

>>57516157
the former is open to everyone more or less while the latter is only for vtubers/aspiring vtubers

>>57516157
lancecord is for schizo crabbers only

>>57516107
Okay just let digbycat know on twitter or discord to send you a invite

>>57516301
>>57516399

>>57516301
Can't reach out on Twitter, need Blue haha.
AHHH.

Nothing wrong with you, if you want just let me know your Discord username.

you gotta know the secret handshake if you want to go places

>>57516533
leolayla

>>57516607
I'm not giving you a handjob to get into your discord

>>57503101
DO YOU LIKE BOXES ANON!?

WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO!

https://drawabox.com/lesson/250boxes

I swear I always pick up drawing, learn hard for a month or two and get burnt out by all the hardcore autism fundie grinding. But I don't want to not do fundie grinding because it's so clear to me now which artists have and haven't done fundies and their art looks fucked.

>>57506528
Have you ever seen Fuza? He's the epitome of unattractive models and he's doing well

>>57512948
There's a bunch of white haired dudes here. Who are you referring too?

>>57516658
But I will!

>>57517351
>45 subscribers on youtube
>doing well

What is your definition of doing well?

>>57517658
We're talking about Twitch, the platform that actually matters for indie vtubers

>>57517707
What's his average ccv like?

>>57517194
How well can you draw? If you started and stopped before then surely you must have some skill by now.

>>57517707
>124 followers
>doing well

What is your definition of doing well?

>>57517766
I've never completed a piece everything I do is studies. Here's one from like april just focussing on forms. I'm not good.

>>57493909
>>57497202
Wasn't able to watch the stream yet, in wanna check out the vod tho. It seems like your stream is a good quality going for the posts I see here so maybe it's a networking issue? Aren you reaching out to other tubers? Or are you not streaming consistent enough?

By the well, your replies are tkk sweet and heartwarming! I feel bad that you take everything in earnest, damn Don't listen to peeps badmouthing you, you can ignore them. It's just bait usually!!

>>57500005
I think the second one isn't supposed to be a yes, does it?

Stupid question but does Vgen hide your info when you pay for a comission? My PayPal is rejecting my debit card, and I need to pay for a commission soon. If I played with my debit/credit card, will the artist see the name/address on the card?

>>57517194
Do not redeem drawabox sirs.

>>57517872
Just start drawing what you actually enjoy instead of studies all the time. It's better than what I could do and I've started and stopped after burning out on fundies too.

just paint bro, until it looks good

>>57518671
My autism won't let me. I'd feel fucking awful if I drew my waifu or my oshi and it look liked shit, they deserve better. I just need to stop being such a bitch about drawing boxes. Plus I spend way too much time looking for good models to reference because I hate looking at ugly people for like 3 hours a day.

>>57517872
Honestly not bad, but always try to visualize the skeletal system beneath the meat when drawing. It will help you keep things more accurate if that is what you are going for.

Just stream! My oshi did. Everything worked out for her. If she would have stayed wrapped up in her worries she never would have just streamed, and made it to where she is now. Just stream anon. You got this!

I'm a man how can I offer GFE? The homeless man at the bus stop said my voice was angelic

>>57518907
I did deliberately exagerate the pose in that one a little bit to make it more feminine. Doesn't excuse all the other glaring bullshit, but the pose is intentional.

>>57518876
how long did it take you to do this? >>57517872 minutes? hours?

>>57518876
Anon you are literally me and have every drawing problem that I do. Be my drawing buddy and push me to improve.

I'm GOING to yank Haru's tail.

>>57519174
I don't remember exactly, but if you ignore the time spent looking for the reference and the shading because I have never studied values so it was a massive amount of time of me just fucking around with different brushes for fun, the gesture, structure and forms took about 1 hour.

>start streaming
>get depressed
>work on depression instead
somehow /asp/ managed to make me improve my life but not content quality

>>57519051
So long as it was a stylistic intention, so be it. Your art doesn’t suck, anon. That’s the major thing.

>>57519486
th-thanks

I might try to fit in back in my schedule again

>>57517754
2view last stream, not bad.

>>57517194
>But I don't want to not do fundie grinding because it's so clear to me now which artists have and haven't done fundies and their art looks fucked.
Examples?

>>57519610
Her ribcage had been bifurcated, pelvis is out of perspective and looks disconnected from her torso and her neck looks like it connects into her back rather than the top of her ribcage but ultiamtely, doesn't matter. Tits look good and this artist is way more skilled in rendering than anything I could do.

Just finished streaming to my 0viewers

>>57520191
COME TO TWITCH FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>57520258
I've been streaming on twitch since 2016.

>>57520291
AND YOU LINK?

>>57520191
lmao same

>>57520291
>>57520361
YOURR*

>>57520191
Me too. I actually had a fun time. Aspies should tap into itch.io more. Indie games for indie streamers.

>>57520191
LETS GOOOOOOOOO!

The wall of illusion is shattered.
The just come to twitch meme has finally breathed it's last breath. At this point killing repetitive memes about making it is becoming a chore.

>>57519565
I’m glad you aren’t a VTuber because I would NEVER come to your birthday party. Smelly menhera

>>57519607
Who the fuck is that game for? For ants??

>>57520920
Please come. The cake will be nice at least.

>>57520998
What a specific reaction image.

>>57520998
You’re supposed to be baited into posting your link. Please. I’ll come to your birthday, I’ll pretend to be your friend, anything to make you smile anon. Just tell me who you are and pretend to be my friend. We can be enough, together

>>57521267
Still pre-debut.

>>57520438
if you stream video games you are NGMI, everyone can play videogames. become the zatsu king, if you can stream every day and manage to find things to talk about you are on a good path to becoming entertaining.

>>57521388
Everyday sounds so unreasonable though. Just round the week off with a bunch of interesting things and present them in an entertaining way. They don’t even have to interesting things, you can make them interesting by being entertaining, or obviously warping something mundane into something entertaining or larger than life

>>57521388
Sure. But who is going to join a random 0view streamer just talking? Not viable, anon. A hook is needed. Once viewers are acquired, then and only then are zatsudans viable.

>>57521575
every (streaming) day is what i meant, but yeah. there's people who manage this and I can definitely fill 3-4 days with 3-6 hours each without much or any chat interaction. I want to do this and only use videogames as a last resort or to fill up the schedule. im just joking either way, but i feel like my streams are way more fun and valuable if i don't play some videogame the viewer can play in their free time

>>57521646
What’s the easiest way to do that if you have the best voice ever on the planet? How do I get my golden ticket?

>>57521812
sorry anon my voice is better

>>57521812
Don’t ask a 0view with an “average” voice. I would guess ASMR or BFE though.

>>57522011
My voice isnt too gravelly, its smooth like butter. its also very deep, but not too dark. sorry anon time to accept defeat

>>57521310
This stops you from link posting because? lav was a predubut (no streams either) and everyone loved her

Can I also link for no reason?

>>57522330
Yes I permit it in my thread

An /asp/ divorce is a terrible thing to witness

>>57524351
Whats the drama sister

GF:"Why are you always gaming?" BF:"Same reason why you put makeup on everyday." GF:"What?" BF:"To escape reality."

drawabox is the cruelest beginner trap in history, don't go near that shit

Nice boxes on paper and pencil bro, that will really help you draw colored anime illustrations on a tablet, lol

>>57521812
I don't remember posting this

>>57518876
Anon, your waifu would happy that you drew the at all regardless of the quality.

>>57526926
>>57526780
>these anons will be filtered by foreshortening.

>>57528374
No I won't, what do you even know about foreshortening, you're drawing boxes

>>57528540
>this nigga doesn't understand how learning to draw a basic shape in perspective might help later on with more advanced shapes

>>57527348
That’s sad because you have a lovely voice, I'm sure, I would love to listen to you all day anon

Any plans for the weekend?

>>57528374
>nodraw

>>57528690
I can't tell if you're trolling or not, you can't even draw a head or a hand and you're worried that you might not be able to pull off complex poses and angles?

>>57529155
I haven't posted my work, what crack are you on?

>>57529167
You're not the retard who's only ever done realistic studies and earnestly believe that will draw anime?
Are you a schizo who doesn't even draw?

>>57529389
I'm neither but if you don't understand why just learning to draw anime women is not inherently a good way to learn, I'm sorry, your brain worms are terminal.

Cuck.

>>57529564
What does this mean. Is this some schizo meltdown. Seriously I cant keep up with all the aspie drama these days. It was so much better when we got it in the one place from discord to here

>>57529564
meds

>>57529428
Have you ever heard about specificity?
Wanna draw rabbits? Draw rabbits.
Wanna anime girls? Draw anime girls.
Wanna draw something else than cubes? Don't spend your days drawing cubes.

Post art if you're going to keep arguing or take your fundies back to /ic/

>>57530492
pyw

>>57530492
Okay. Do you understand why fundamentals are called fundamentals? Because they apply to everything.

>Draw an anime girl
Cool, so you need to know
>gesture
>structure
>form
>line economy
>anatomy
>perspective
>drapery
>values
>colour theory
>rendering techniques
If you just start by trying to draw anime girls, you will never actually understand why anime girls look the way they do because you need to understand the basics and how those basics have been applied, bent and broken to achieve the desired result. Without knowing these things, you won't be able to draw from imagination. You will be able to copy, sure, but never create anything original. If you purely just want to be a photocopier of your favourite artist, sure, just copy their anime girls all day.
>pyw
ok

>>57530727
>picture contains nothing he's mentioning because it's a lineart
>proportions are still fucked
So it was a troll, wasted me time on the internet again. Cunt.

>>57530822
>wtf you're not Kim Jung gi, your advice is worthless

pyw

>>57530822
you can feel the seethe radiate from this post

>>57530492
Posts like this are why artists with shit fundies get into Live2D rigging or 3D modeling and produce the most awful broken topography you've seen in your life and wonder why their work looks like shit

I love artist battles. I feel like art needs more of a competitive aspect to it sometimes.

>>57531057
Visit /ic/. It's a crab enclosure.

Have you ever said the wrong thing that caused one of your viewers to stop coming? I think I did

>>57530727
Your understanding of values, foreshortening and perspective is impressive, very nice colors, what a dynamic pose and masterful render
All that time practicing cubes sure paid off

>>57531102
I think I might have and I feel bad because sometimes I don't know peoples limits when I think I do.

>>57530727
Cute drawing. Post link, I’ll kiss you
And Im sorry for arguing with you. I am a peon retard!! I will suck you off anon

On the topic of art, what /asp/ies have made their own model?

>>57531057
Bloodsport debate for vtubers

>>57531228
pyw

>>57531437
How about you post your work instead cutie

>>57531102
Whatever you do do not talk about circumcision on stream.
What did you say?

Vtubing?

>>57531613
VTUBING!

>>57531690
VEEEETUUUUUUUBBBBBBIIINNNGGGG!!!(echo)

>>57531413
rebelearthsky

-Artist timeloops
-Newbies falling for anons larping as secret clubs that they're not in
-Newbies responding to rebel
-Numberfagging for having too many AND too few numbers
-Icecream
-Don't trust moths

Anything else I missed from this thread or is that a pretty good summary?

>>57532096
MAPLE SEX

>>57532096
You forgot my headpat

>>57531057
We need art tournaments. Right now it's a bit messy because random anons have given in to their primal desires and have started flinging shit.
The irony is they're both right and have trained fundamentals AND drawing anime girls specifically, but they won't admit it.

We need to go back, back to the pixel art era.
Speaking of which do we even have pixel artist here?

>>57532096
Laine broke up with Kliff, she insists that it was amicable, but we all know the truth

We need sex tournaments. Right now it's a bit messy because random anons have resisted their primal desires and have started flinging rhetoric.
The irony is they're both right and have trained licking AND fucking anime girls specifically, but they won't admit it.

>>57532502
jelqing and hip thrusts at the gym, there's no shame in saying it

>>57532625
Right?

Why do Americans eat bacon and eggs for breakfast I feel like garbage

>>57532690
I also can't handle that very well. It's too heavy for me. I think they are just very used to those flavours in the morning, while I'm not.

>>57532422
Yeah dogpiling him and calling him a britoid is amicable

>>57532205
*pats your head with my dick*
Enjoy…

>>57532690
It just feels right. I do better on it than a carb bomb. A piece of toast goes lovely with it though.

>>57532803
That would be pretty hard to do considering my height and your dick size

But nice try

>>57532737
It doesn't even make sense nutiritionally, 2 proteins, a bunch of fat and grease when your digestive system is just restarting, then you have to add an entire other thing to it for carbs or fiber

>>57532690
They got memed into eating morning protein which makes no sense at all

>>57532897
Morning protein is nearly as important as morning carbs, you just don't need so much of it, one egg is enough.

>>57532877
Im not even hard and I could cover most of your face, and height isnt a problem, you can just kneel, I will take good care of you anon, whatever makes it more comfortable for you ogey

>>57532935
bacon is also protein

>>57532979
I see you are weirdly excited about this made-up unrealistic scenario

At least you are kinda thoughtful

You cute anon

A full English breakfast is also delicious

>>57533051
retardbro...

>>57533051
Doesn't milk have protein?

I think most countries don't eat meat or eggs in the morning, we just drink milk

Medieval peasants out here with their bowls of porridge

Oats milk and greek yoghurt

>>57533061
Thank you, youre cute, no homo

>>57533228
I think there could never be "homo" in this scenario, anon

Unless you're a girl

Speaking of breakfast, who will bake the next bread?

>>57533157
Nothing wrong with oats but you could just skip breakfast entirely and eat a hearty dinner

>>57533314
Dinner means nothing by the morning no matter how big it was

>>57533299
I've got one ready.

Just drink milk

Milk is an advertising psyop, it's bad for you to drink it every day.

>>57533296
Uh oh I hope this isn’t a chuuba

>white supremacists in the thread

>>57533403
New bread

>>57533358
How though? It doesnt just disappear and if you dont use it next day you become fat like big ugly balloon so it obviously matters. You might even sleep better or avoid fatigue during the day from poor eating choices or larger single meals

>>57533358
bro most of southamericans don't eat break fast and instead eat bigger lunches and dinners