/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

To the glory of lady Poko

My wife is cute.

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.
Forever my clown.

>>57483314
Like donkey semen.

Perfection.

Pochifeet1
Pochilove1

People love clicking on Coni, shes gonna do super great in shorts if she wants.

Alot of clippable stuff in this donothon for those too.

>>57483386
sasuga br*ny corp

boof bros rise up

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>57483411
Pochifeet2
Pochilove2

>>57483287
hands too small

>>57483411
i just wanna press my sniffer into the space between her toes and soles and take a deep whiff

Good OP pic

>>57483433
Glory to the gains. About to have my workout now. I'll make you boys proud

>>57483473
>mining stops
Gayest shit I’ve ever read

>>57483473
Everything but her head is small

happiness

I want to sniff Coni's feet

I'm happy when Riro is happy.

>another power outage
I guess I'm cursed at this point.
I finally know what Kai goes through on a daily basis.

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes
Wanmaru, Wanmaru
I never thought that a girl like you could be one for me
Wanmaru

All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight
Wanmaru, Wanmaru
I didn't think the way I'd meet my wife would be through vtubing

Not quite a day since you went away
Wanmaru, yeah
Now she's gone, and I have to say

Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah
Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah

I can see your face still shining on the display but it's pixelized
Wanmaru, Wanmaru
I didn't know that a girl like you'd make me wanna be a dad
Wanmaru

All I wanna tell you is that you'll never ever have to compromise
Wanmaru, Wanmaru
I never thought how I'd meet you would ever be through ads

Not quite a day since you went away
Wanmaru, yeah
Now she's gone, and I have to say

Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah
Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah

(synth and guitar solos)

Not quite a day since you went away
Wanmaru, yeah
Now she's gone, and I have to say

Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah
Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah

Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah
Need you every day

Need you every day
Wanmaru, yeah

(piano and guitar solos)

https://files.catbox.moe/11ldr4.mp3

Riro is cute!

Precious and beautiful pink thing, Riro!

I'm salty as fuck at you guys because your opinion is absolute shit

>>57484390
nah, we're right

Roca SEX
https://files.catbox.moe/jmdb0q.png

fellas I just got home from work has coni eaten the foot or otherwise puked yet? I want to jerk off

>>57484653
You just missed it

>>57484615
why is it always a black dude?

>>57483462
I miss the original Pochifeet2
Make this Pochifeet4

>>57484729
its what Euros are into

That Pikachu Juna sure is something.

would you?

>>57484711
thank you, anon, I will rewind for it

I hear pogo voice and my pp get instantly hard

>>57484748
The thread cannot be filled with Pochi's feet

>>57483479
Fuyopeen...

*explodes*

I've now gotten 5 coni confetti ads on youtube. STOP SPAMMING ME NO I WILL NOT CHECK OUT YOUR VTUBER

Holy crud Poko thought a lot of heavy cream is healthy!

>>57485185
WWWWWAAAAHHHH WAHHHHHH BUY AN AD
>buys ad
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAHHHHHHHH STOP BUYING ADS WAAAAAAHHHHHH

go back nigger faggot

Jesus fucking christ, that was horrible

>>57485185
Good morning SEAnigger, I suggest you look into adblockers. Might be a little challenging to install it though with your 50IQ monkey brain

>>57485185
>getting ads at all
I feel like I'm seeing aliens

>>57485185
you're already here, enjoy the ride and stop bitching

>>57485185
Bro look at those thighs. If you're still mad that means you're gay.

>>57485335
I'm amazed he even managed to type out the captcha

>manager keep pushing them to play Minecraft
autistic faggot

>william is still talking about cream

It’s expensive for Poko to fly because she has to buy 2 seats

wtf poko

>>57485800
why is everyone saying she's fat lol, she's obviously not

>>57485848
watch streams i guess

Pogo should just move to the USA

Who in idol hates women the most? I want a relatable chuba

>>57485585
i still dont get how minecraft is a buff game, its the most repetitive game ever

Sisters, they HATE each other..

>>57485886
Tomer.

>>57485886
Probably Riro

>>57485886
Rin I guess

>>57484034
This picture is too erotic

>>57485848

>>57485185
>not a new IP
Shut up, faggot.

That haunted house stream is going to cause threadshitting /here/..

>>57485902
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J7KMlX14SK8

>>57486010
kek

Wait she's doing a face reveal??
How the fuck did management sign off on this, that's retarded

>>57486052
is there anything that doesn't

>>57485902
Autistic zoomers love it unfortunately. And it doesn't help that Idol got the dono bait mods to put paypig name in their game.

I want Coni and Poko's fat asses on my face

>>57486156
its so over. it seems she's dead set on crashing her vtuber career, with no survivors.

>>57486052
>>57486156
>>57486238
go back

>>57486156
I guessing its going to be a mask, like Tenma's horse stream

>>57486238
Unironically you shouldn't have a fucking vtuber corpo that does full face streams, wtf is management thinking letting her do that..
If it's just her body that's one thing

>>57486285
Kys

>>57486010
She is chubby but not that obese

How will the haunted house stream work? If they can pull it off in a cool way without going full body/IRL it could be the most kino stream of all time

>>57486326
is it just a joke stream thing maybe? Like haha its a dumb mask or something?

>>57486156
She's not.

>>57486285
KYS nigger, she literally just said it

You guys are seriously retarded if you think she's actually going to show her uncovered face.

ngl Coni goals were pretty weak. I hope Poko and Momo goals are better. I think Coni showing her whole body for ASMR is the only good one. Haunted house vlog is okay I guess, at least it's something new.

Guys do you really not trust the plan…?

>poko was going to be taller
wtf

>>57486479
It's threadshitting they can't seriously be taking Coni's words at face value

Reminder that there is a Lumi seethe thread up in the catalog

>>57486479
yeah no way these guys have watched a single Coni stream

>>57485585
You just KNOW manager also plays on the server when no one is streaming.

>>57486479
she's already gonna be showing off most of her body, I can kinda understand some people's concern that she would take it the next step

>>57486498
I hope Momo does cunny cam for a goal, she'll set an idol record

coni's cunny reveal when

Which idol girl could birth the largest number of healthy offspring?

>>57486479
Yeah, as if she would really show her face now for no reason.

I hope Riro will sleep well today.

Ever since management shut down the piss stream I've been overly harsh on them, but it's absolutely ridiculous that they ""forgot"" about something that Yuyu asked them to commission. Management needs to get their ass in gear. You earned a lot of good will and should not be throwing it away.

>>57486720
katta and pochi

>>57486308
I'd be okay with that. If it's a one time thing like that tenma stream

>>57486238
>>57486285
>>57486326

>>57486763
>for no reason
Well, for money

>>57485693
>william is STILL talking about cream

Sorry Coni but it's Starfield time.

>>57486790
and you are?

>>57486720
Coni

Frog love!

>>57487020
Frog is friend

>>57486929
Not buying your game Todd

ami cute

>>57487020
>>57487073
>>57487116
Go DM her or something, stop shitting up the thread.

>>57487277
where did the blue frog touch you

>>57487277

Don't reply to bait niggers

What do I do now that Pochi's gone...

Hello everyone, I hope you're all having fun with Coni. Today is a rest day, so I am full of energy and thinking about how gentle and loving my wife (picture attached) is, despite how much I miss her. Thank you for listening and have a wonderful day.

>>57487593
Live for Pochi

>>57487624
thank you! have good day fiambrebro

>>57487593
Die for Pochi.

>>57487624
I love you fubro. I hope your oshi comes back soon and you have a good day.

>>57487593
Breed for Pochi.

Riro makes me very happy!

>>57486028
anon?

>>57487624
it feels like it's been a month....

>>57488043
nta but that shit bugs all the time

I left for a bit to fuck with dinner, was william gifted or did he actually member?

>>57488237
he got a gift, then he himself gave a gift.

>>57488043
It's just funposting, anon, shitting on retards who actually track the IP count.

I wish Coni would collab more, her and Poko are great together

This new side of her that Poko is starting to unveil scares me…

>>57488612
What do you mean?

>>57486361
That’s obese my dude. Actually, she’s small, so she’s probably morbidly obese to have those hand proportions

>>57488688
That image is so obviously edited.

>>57488756
Did you even watch the stream? She’s absolutely obese

>>57488756
Can't you fandits just love your oshi for who she is?

>>57488682
Been wanting to make a post about it for a few hours now, I’ll make the post later since I’m too focused on Poko and Coni right now

gonna make this raccoon an honorary red blooded type 2 american

>>57488756
You are funny.

>But I'm gonna get so chunky
I cant believe Coni is the Architect, and not the one that becomes an Architect's project.

This double zatsu is blessed. I love Poko and Coni

>I’m gonna get so chunky
KEK also I hope you fandits /here/ stop NEET’ing and help your oshi… don’t let her be scared bros.

KAI MEMBERS POST GOGOGOGO

>>57488801
>>57488806
>>57488946
She'll go to the gym it'll be fine, I think

>sends a fucking AI voice message when they are talking
Paypigs have no social awareness

>>57489102
That's no good.

>>57489036
Help her get chunkier? For sure

>>57487593
Jack off to her feet until next stream

>>57489131
At least it was 500 and not a bunch of 10s

>>57489036
I constantly remind her that I like her chubby but she is too sensitive about that

>retards actually trying to push the obviously edited Pogo arms as real
Seriously?

>>57489387
>retards actually trying to push...
>retards
>plural

>>57489387
What are you her manager or something? Take a fucking chill pill and have some fun.

>>57489387
Watch streams bro

>>57489387
How is this even a discussion? Hilarious.

>>57487277
We hate frog! Frog is leech! Frog hate!

NO I WILL NOT WATCH CONI CONFETTI NEVER EVER NO NO NO NO NO

>>57487020
Her and Riro are so cute

cute clown

>>57489727
Please watch her?

>>57489387
I posted it this thread because I laughed so much at it last thread, but obviously its edited

>>57489387
Please have respect for Poko's body.

>>57489839
Its an obvious edit comparing it to the VOD still would

>>57489921
>spoiler
based and same

>>57489387
sent it to her maros telling her she should be proud of her beautiful body

I can't tell if fandits are antis or fans of poko ngl

Man i was about to donate to Coni, glad i didnt cause it would just look retarded next to all these huge ones.

Who has the longest pussy flaps in Idol?

I thought the throw guy gave up and then he shows up out of nowhere at the top
The TTS spam is cringe but thanks for funding the clown
>40k already
jesas.

>>57490348
I'm going with Kai

haunted house goal reached

How rich is this commander throw guy? I've even seen him dumping money on holos.

>extra page
JESUS

>merch wave 2 confirmed?

>luxury vacation for 60k
LMFAO

>there's more
Yep there's no way her whales won't get her to 60k.

>the one retard still using superchats

If the discord donors decide to call a truce tie it might peter out.

>>57490480
>3 cover songs by the end of the year
that's way too much work coni

I'm still holding out hope for big PL whales coming.

>>57490559
hey, at least she's planning on delivering kek

>>57490548
I think most of E-Sekai did top 10 rewards to stretch it a bit further. To get the bottom guys dishing out some last resort donos.

What did Ruru mean by that tweet?

>>57490629
Wrong tab /uoh/ bro

>>57490480
>luxury vacation
Nigger what

Those goals are so trash. Not even a single lewd one...

>>57490480
only good one is the carnie plushie

Is there any chance she starts to show top 10 so we know?

>>57490444
He’s a single guy in his 30s with a good job who watches vtubers. Not hard to imagine that he has nothing else in his life to spend it on

>>57490683
way better than "5 day donothon in the future" tbdesu

>>57490689
I want the honking stream, the carnie plush is gonna happen anyway

>>57490316
At least one of the other girls will be making significantly less than Coni so you will have a chance to make more difference.

>>57490601
Are none of these dudes from her PL?
Chances are they just changed / have a different name

>>57490686
I don't mind. The IRL maid asmr sounds pretty lewd.

>>57490716
This is me, I'm just a jew.

>>57490683
Clearly intended to be a joke goal
>you gave me 60k so might as well take a luxury vacation
And yet with a whole day and a bit left there's no way it won't be met.

>>57490629
>8 stars
Thats clearly referencing idolcorp. Aruru I know you’re gonna read this, I hope you get in you adorable munchkin

>>57490629
h*lo obviously

>>57490686
I've never seen anything as shameless as a vacation for a donothon goal before lmfao

>>57490794
Based desu

>>57490764
There’s a few but they don’t donate large amounts.

>when you donate only 10 dollars on a lull of donations and you get a good reaction anyways
be smart with your money anons

Momo JOI when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwtglqokYiQ
ès el tiempo de yuyù

>>57490492
>cuck vacation for 60k
thx losers for selling out your kidneys
I'm her boyfriend btw

>>57490907
I have terrible timing

>>57490907
A lull of donations?

>>57490945
I wrote this

>>57490740
I agree, but Yuko has since decided that it won't be a donothon and instead just a marathon

>>57490686
She isn't lewd, dude. Get over it

Will Yuko finish this game?

>>57490686
Save your semen (and money) for Momo, you just know that brat is going to do something.

I’m going to be a TTS nigger from now on.

I expect the best donothon to be Roca's by the way.
Everyone was mindlessly betting on Coni, but at the end of the day Roca had the best planned debut.

>>57491424
as long as you're actually funny and use streamelements

>>57490794
I'm not a jew, but I also donate just a negligible percentage of my assets. It's like taking a regular taxi even when you can afford to fly a helicopter.

>>57491189
I am hopeful but managers been blocking Momo from doing actual lewd stuff so who knows how that would go

>>57485902
Minecraft is the most kino streamer game. If they're alone they're basically zatsus while they work on something or do something goofy. If there's other people around you also get lots of chances for fun and organic interactions with other streamers.

>>57490870
ain't no way

I just found out youtube doesn't let you type "dindu nuffin" kek

>retard sends a fucking akasupa
Of course his name is Naruto

I have a feeling momo is going to OBLITERATE her donothon. Coomers have proven in the past to be willing to dump both their loads and their wallets

>>57491550
Yuko got a lewd ASMR greenlit (soon by the way) so I'd say there's still a chance.

>I'm a felony
yes, yuyu, yes you are

>>57491140
Doubt it, but she surprised me with Half Life so not sure. She might get invested

Poko's big head

how bad are Coni's trailer trash family going to be when they see she's made all this money?

>>57491911

>>57491927
they are probably going to try and leech off of her pretty hard

>>57491927
they're definitely gonna try to make her pay for Outback Steakhouse

>>57490907
Or donate $100 to Riro and get a super cute custom drawing (not my reward, I missed that opportunity).

>>57491993
Worst part is she’s going to let them.

>ARS trying to flex
my sides

>guy trying to ride the wave with an ARS supa
kek

>>57491927
They already leech off her anyways

>>57491753
0 chance she gets close to Coni’s haul. This is insane for someone their size

>>57491753
I've said from week 1 that Momo could be top earner in idol regardless of her viewercount

>>57492070
I did to both Fuyo and Riro because they had that option. I particularly loved the one Riro drew for me today! I was quite unimaginative with my request to Fuyo unfortunately.

>>57491550
They are? Did she talk about it at all?

love goofy wife

>>57492203
She just has multiple whales willing to drop 4k plus on her.
I think part of it is that they restricted any rewards to top 3 instead of top 10, so there was fighting amongst themselves until the lesser whales got filtered.

>>57492217
I love Riro's art style, which I only realized after she started drawing the rewards. That made me regret missing them even more. I'll definitely buy her keychain when it's available.

>>57491753
I am expecting at least 20k for Momo. But her paypigs sometimes go crazy so who knows

>>57490839
it clearly means hololive

>>57491550
while I get putting some kind of limiter on her they're leaving money on the table by not allowing any lewd shit
maybe they're afraid of scaring off the ad audience

Why the fuck are people still donating supas… all of that money could be reaching goals.

>>57492660
go away Ruru

is this the biggest donothon for small vtubers?
I think 30k was the max I had seen before

>>57492684
that's just 1 idiot + a guy donating in ARS

>>57492574
If she prepares well and makes the steam fun, she will be able to milk it well. I'm just not sure how much effort she will be able to put into it with her school duties.

>>57492833
I think the horse girl from kawaii made a ton too right? like about this level?

>>57492684
It's pretty much just the one retard and the occasional ad watcher jumping in with 5 or whatever to fit in. Honestly those donations are infinitely more mindboggling that the 5k+ whales to me, imagine seeing an ad and instantly donating.

>>57492887
I'm sure she can take 3 days off school while she makes 20k+

>>57492965
True

>>57492833
One of the Kawaii 3rd gen girls made more, took the money, and left the company afterward. I think that Kawaii refunded the whales.

>>57492074
>>57492094
Okay this is epic

>>57491927
truly the Ame of idol

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>57492887
She can just not go to school for a couple days. What she should be doing is upping her GFE game. Maybe start Liking and replying to tweets.

>>57493302
If you think liking tweets is GFE you’re too far gone kek

TTS was such a fucking mistake

oh it's that loli from porn

>>57493302
that's not GFE that's just you being an attention whore

>>57493403
Anon do you know what board you're posting in

Top 10 get a signed plushie, man they know how to milk.

>>57492094
>>57492074
Reminder:

>>57493550
what else would you expect from G*d's chosen people

>>57493567
Based

>>57493567
argentinians are poor? Yeah we knew.

I think Pochi is great. I want to press my nose to her anus and VIGOROUSLY sniff

Yuko's extra funny today

imagine being an fucking Argensimian kek

Damn i didn't remember the cannibal farm being this early in the game

>>57493705
Are you me

>>57493550
Where are you getting that?

command and his discord goons are grooming your oshi

>>57493567
Poor and brown, damn.

>>57493813
That's definitely just an 11 year old kid lol

>>57493283
I love seeing advertisement greys, thanks for these

>>57492924
>>57493051
She made 65K.

>>57492094
>>57492834
hey, who's the guy who donated ARS? and at what point in the stream was it?

>TTS just had a stroke
kek

>>57494075
the supa is still up

>>57493983
>>57493051
holy shit, was she GFE? I rarely watch Kawaii girls so I forget they exist

How long till Yuko starts UOH'ing at Clem?

>>57493920
Thinking that Coni can be groomed is stupid.

>>57493813
holy shit I remember this guy from like 1.5 years ago in a holo's chat, he said the same exact shit about sombra
iirc he has autistic robot toy videos on his channel

I don't know why Yuko even bothers playing this game if she is not going to take it seriously.

>>57493983
I wonder how deep carnies' pockets are, it would be funny if we surpassed that.

>>57493403
Its part of it. All the GFE vtubers I know at least give comments Likes. Momo I rarely see doing that.

>>57493403
nta but giving your fans attention is part of GFE

>its ok to kidnap a loli in a zombie apocalypse
Now I'm waiting for one

>>57493729
She's been desensitized to zombie drama so now she's the funny kind of blase.

>>57494272
i mean, i would
need something to make you happy in dark times

>>57494184
a few of them sound like they're hitting their limit, so maybe not

>"1000 ARS"

KEEEEK!

>>57494395
oops sorry, meant to quote >>57494187
also the retards mentioning how much they overextended or are bankrupt now need to die

>>57493902
her stretch goal page

>>57494525
Doomer you type like you’re in a kiwicord

(it's been like 50 messages of them screaming about robbing a bank)

let's see if coni has learned about linking a roblox lobby

>>57494674
?????
Your weird namefagging aside, donating messages about how you're broke now is faggot behavior.

I really want to see what the top 10 looks like

Coni isnt doing anything so I will watch something else. Call me if she gets more big donations.

>>57494120
I guess so. She used to be friends with some Idol girls so I checked her out a few times, but I never knew too much about her (when the drama happened the version of the first two gens sounded more credible to me). The donothon was heavily boosted by two whales dropping 20K.

>>57493567
>>57493072
>>57492834
>>57492094
>>57492074


rianse todo lo que quieran con el pobre pibe que dono 1000 ARS. Cuando Milei llegue a presidencia y corra a patadas a todos los Kirchneristas de mierda veran como mejoramos como pais.

>>57494843
¿que?

What laptop did she buy jesus

>>57494692
What a silly guy. He's kinda silly. Yeah. Funny little guy.

I cant read!

>>57494931
Worst case scenario, Coni probably bought it on Amazon based on price tag instead of looking at the specs. Something like a Ryzen 6800U or a 7840U should be more than enough for 1080p medium settings gaming, even if its not idea for streaming and gaming.

>>57494843
Kirsche? Argentinian niggas are so desperate they want to elect a fucking fox vtuber. Kinda based tho, she is funny

>>57494931
Streaming + vtuber shit + other shit like discord + game is a pretty big load for a laptop.

>>57494831
I don't care what anyone says, but I think she's always been a sweetheart.

>>57494809
Doomer is one of coni’s paypigs. I think he is trying to call you out anon.

She can't do a face reveal without a booba reveal (carnies win)

I'm still sad we didn't get the borat watchalong

>>57495351
anon... i think he's talking about this woman...

>>57496399
soon

>>57496529
nice doxxpost

>>57494162
How do you even remember that and why

>>57494261
No, that's part of being active with your community.
It's completely unrelated to GFE.

why didn't you tell me yuko was streaming, and especially a zombie game? you are no longer my jewish brothers.

>>57496751
if you really cared you'd keep up with her schedule

>live in 13 hours
jesas

>>57496751
yuko is streaming and it's a zombie game

>>57496589
I just do

>>57496751
Hey anon Yukon is streaming zombie game!

I love Yuko and zombie game

>>57494843
el para que cosa de quien

>coni raids herself instead of yuko
based

>>57495901
Doomer doesn’t get as much attention as some other paypigs and is jealous, he recently started using TTS because he realized he wants to be a chat celebrity kek.

>>57496798
Looking at Twitter on Monday is too hard.

>>57497064
source?

>>57495546
NTA but she is.
I only watched Kawaii when 3rd gen came out, they were all leagues better streamers in comparison to all the other chuubas but Nene.
Lost interest in the corpo after they all graduated together

>>57496399
It's still happening

I want to take the weird little ad watchers and put them in a cage and watch them run on a hamster wheel

>>57497064
What did he do to piss you off anon?

>>57497690
why? are they so bad?

>>57497690
hi coni

I love this child

>>57497805
All you have to do is check who is active versus who’s not active in carniecord. I also know one of the carnie threadshitters.

>>57498070
no, they're just weird and fun to watch

>>57498166
so you admit to being in the carnie discord?

>>57498166
ah so you're a schizo, cool

why are boobros simping a child like clementine? Yuko in her mind must feel bad for having followers like this. THOUGHTS?

reminder

Double reminder wombo combo

>>57498418
Should I link some clementine porn for you?

>>57498536
Hwow cutet was Poko today? I guess I'll spend all night catching up after Yuyu's done for the day

>>57494162
after thinking about it I vaguely recalled something like that too, so I searched his name in the archive and lmao

>>57498270
We must be careful with the rare. I could comment on very uncomfortable things in the chat.

>>57498418
I was expecting yuko to gush over clem more

>>57498621
very>>57498788

>>57498418
>why does the daughterwife fetishist fanbase simp for the daughter character?
The world may never know.

>>57498418

>>57498621
Man i loved her in Coni's stream. L4D would have been fun, but i was delighted at the convo. and she got us a bonus reward in the raw cover vocals.

>>57499006

>>57498832 (me)
woops didn't mean to reply to the second one

>>57499006
she doesn't look very happy

>>57498848
the best part is its the apocalypse too so theres no laws, and she's young enough to not have a good grasp on what is normal

>>57498571
sorry I decline your offer. I think that sometimes there are things that should have a limit

>>57499006

>>57500051
You already know Yuko is gonna audibly uoh when this moment comes up on screen

>>57500051
kek I forgot about that line

YIPPIE!!!! NEW BREAD!!!
>>57500506
>>57500506
>>57500506