/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Why are chumbies still pretending to be ignorant? maybe they need a reminder:
https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/followinglist_viewer.php?username=BarbieSE
>he gets founder badge before everybody else 1 minute after the gawrgura twitch channel was officially created

Don't forget she left for her "house hunting" trip shortly after the Covid travel restrictions to Sweden were lifted. Between the house hunting trip and the winter's hiatus there were 9 months (guess what takes 9 months to evolve).

Gura gets "platonically" fucked by Barbs her "platonic" boyfriend on daily basis, so much that she got "platonically" pregnant with his child and birthed a cute Swedish-American mutt last winter. The WWE poll said "made by user from Sweden" because she was still/again in Sweden shortly before her 2022 birthday, she visits him all the time and most likely owns an house in Sweden to stay over whenever she wants unless she stays directly with him and all his family knows. Also reminder that not only she gets raw creampied by Martin, she also plays games with him instead of streaming, like Outlast Trials and DBD. The only reason she "came back" this month is because he received threats and she's trying to damage control but there's no attachment for her work, much less for her fanbase that she sees only as a nuisance who "won't let me enjoy Martin's cock in peace".
Also, her brother became mutual steam friends with Martin just few days ago, "coincidentally" during her "hiatus": >>56593256

tl;dr she is a WHORE and the WHOREST of them all until proven otherwise.

I love my wife so much!!

I yearn for my wife so much..

I love her. Just as simple as.

cuckschizo is horny again...

>it's not real if I call him a cuck

>>57476615
it is what it is. what do you want us to do about it?

>>57476721
Rape correction?

>>57476780
for starters kill yourself

>>57476759
It's fine that you're obsessed with cuckoldry, you do you.

>samefagging too

what did she mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/p9sqrk.png

>>57474057
>I'm so fucking sick of this cycle
You should tell her that and how it affects you.

>it is what it is.
so the gura antis are homofans confirmed.

>>57476967
She should just stop being a WHORE and the problem wouldn't even be there in the first place but no she would rather get smeared and insulted than give up on the Swedish cum she loves so much.

>>57476933
eh, I dunno it's kind of a fucked up kink...

>>57476615

This is the second worst one, just so we're clear

We're at 2 weeks of ghosting. To rub salt in the wound there's those two manesan retweets, one about something she'd never acknowledge on twitter
At this point even if she's in Japan i'd consider her malicious to be quiet about it because she sure as shit hasn't been there for 2 weeks nor need opsec if she has

>>57476933
It's not fine that this board is a bunch of cucks who pretend everybody else is a cuck but them when they're paying child support to a glorified Belle Delphine anime girl.

he's going HARD

>>57477138
If she is so malicious as you say she is, why don't you just leave? :^)

>>57477177
go back to making your cuck jokes in /orc/.

Feeling a little attacked chumkek?

Think Kiara in the member stream said she did the mocap for the girls in the Pineapple MV. So if you fap to it you are fapping to Kiara in Gura's body. Hope that helps you guys.

>>57475651
NTA, but it wouldn't be hard if you have the money. That guy hasn't even bought all the Gura merch from this year (about $2200, more if you count shipping), and if he's a t2 member and whaling superchats it can add up easy

>>57477138
what was worse than this? I consider it worse since she had a heart-to-heart about protecting our smiles, apologized more than she needed to, said she SHOULD say something next time, and that actions speak louder than words. YES THEY DO, GURA.. yes they do..

>>57477082
I mean I agree, but it's really not my business judging people's fetishes either.

>>57477227
It's funny because if it wasn't for the fact her family knows about her work, she would've followed in Belle's path and turned into a full fledged ethot. She was starting to collab with her back when she made that shitty song for her after all.

>>57477183
wonder why he's seething this time
laughed out of some other thread?

>>57477279
I'd consider that cheating, but at least you wouldn't jerk it to a twink

>>57477279
How does Kiara get away with complaining about others skinwalking her and then skinwalk others?

>>57477138
Like I said last time, there's no excuse for ghosting. It literally takes two minutes to give us a little update, worse so that she said she would. You'd have to be in a coma or lost at sea for you to be unable to do that.

>>57477279
Eh I'll take it, better than the possibility of Kanauru skinwalking her.

>>57477279
She didn't say that.

She can ghost millions without a bit of remorse. She does this on purpose and she would call you a cuck in live stream while she gets rimmed by Martin if her family allowed her to be an onlyfans whore, just like Belle.

>>57477381
from the end of the last thread I think he was trying for an ebin haha gottem with the last post cuckpost, but then he wasn't the last post so he decided to keep going

day 14! give it up for day 14!

>>57477355
This might be the most out of touch shitpost angle you've tried. At least pretend to watch streams if you're gonna threadshit you faggot

>>57477405
>there's no excuse for ghosting
Then tell her that.

>>57477138
At this point I am more worried if she is okay. This absence feels different from the May one.

>>57477449
I'd have to look at the timestamp cause my shit was lagging when she was talking about it, but a lot of what she said before implied that she or Ame did the mocap for them, and I think said when I was lagging that she was doing mocap for Ame and was pretending to act like her, dont think she specifically mentioned Gura, but saying something like that heavily implies that she did the others.

>>57477138
But but muh anxiety muh autism... Those are totally legitimate excuses for bad behavior.

>>57477317
nta but may/june was much worse imo. After may 5th and saying she was going to do Movie May and other streams, she instead did one collab a week for three weeks without saying anything to us, and then disappeared completely for 23 days, did her mandatory birthday stream, and disappeared for another 10 days immediately after it, all without any communication

>>57477659
sure, let me give her a call

>>57477900
She still needs to address that instead of just making hollow apologies.

>>57477753
catbox if you're going to post it here, timestamping someone else's member vods is gay

>>57477999
Guarantee you people won't say anything to her next time she streams just like every other time.

I hope the dumbass whales that post here like starcruiser kai mason and jason feel stupid about buying her merch and superchatting every time she disappears on you
What does it get you?

>>57477900
Yeah.. I guess I was just suppressing that from my memory..

>>57478156
At the very least they could criticize her more in the superchats instead of just giving generic praise or making dumb jokes.

Reminder that gura is an instagram user

>>57478156
fuck off, namefag

>>57478120

There was that one chad in her last member's stream that called her out on it in a akasupa at the very end

>>57477900
>and disappeared for another 10 days immediately after it, all without any communication
Don't forget the only reason she came back after that was because Advent debuted, and now we're here

>>57478120
Lmao I literally did last time. Does it even matter if I say something again this go around? We all thought she wouldn't do this shit again without at least saying something after she acknowledged it on stream. Now look where we are.

>>57478120
for once I'm sure you're correct, I doubt anyone still believes she's listening

>>57477900
>and disappeared for another 10 days immediately after it, all without any communication
Incorrect. I'm not going to bother linking the twitter activity, you should know you're wrong without me telling you and are just being silly.

>>57478310
Yeah, one, key word. Kind of give you an idea of how useless most of the people complaining are.

>almost the entire thread is filtered
Heh

>>57478358
>I thought she would just magically change her bad behavior overnight
Well then you people are stupid.

>>57478156
They don't care, ass kissers will kiss ass. Gura wont care either, once the stream is off she doesn't think of us at all.

>>57477103
IMAGINE

Sex with a fembud.

>>57478496
It's not funny. They shouldn't feel at home here.

>>57478404
>but she tweeted
Who gives a fuck?

>>57478120
what are we supposed to tell her? She already knows and she doesn't seem to care enough to at least try.

>>57478581
nah it's pretty funny

>>57478598
Fans. You aren't one.

>>57478527
>People kept bringing it up over her return period
>Seemed really apologetic about it
>Said she would do at least the bare minimum next time and say something
It was not overnight.

>>57478628
How about more than just one comment and maybe explain why its bad.

>>57478532
Ogey she hunts males on instagram after stream

>>57478527
She needs CORRECTION

>>57478404
you're right, i don't mark down twitter activity. I just went and checked and she did two tweets after her birthday and some retweets (and surely likes as well) before appearing in a stream (the holosummer 3d announcement collab on July 1st)
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1672195554737111040
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1674888489643692032
And also she appeared in the background of Kiara's twitter space 8 days after her birthday.
In the 23 day break before her birthday there were no tweets or likes as far as I remember though

>>57478651
>>People kept bringing it up over her return period
They really didn't. It's was mostly just that one comment.
>It was not overnight.
It pretty much is. You expect her to just suddenly stop doing what she's been doing for over a year just because she passively addressed a comment. That's literally the instance you people keep bringing up over and over again now.

>>57478841
You should start marking twitter activity if you're going to be this autistic.

>>57478156
sending 5-10$ supas each stream makes you a whale now? I must be one too..

>>57478926
I think he probably expected her to try after she said she would try
as low as standards have become I don't think that's unreasonable

>>57478963
nyo :3

>>57478996
yet here we are..

how do people timeloop the same shit over and over and over, they must enjoy it

>>57479026
Enjoy your selective autism that doesn't even have a record of which days she gave goom perms, then.

>>57478926
>You expect her to just suddenly stop doing what she's been doing for over a year just because she passively addressed a comment
Yes you autism this is how interactions with humans work. You expect them to address the issue after you talk to them about it and they say "yes you're right".

>>57478926
It was not just one comment, and a slight change over weeks of prodding is not some massive endeavor that needs months of time or whatever.

>>57479078
How does gura timeloop ghosting over and over, she must enjoy making her fanbase suffer

I'm going to say it: it would be easier if she graduated. Fucked off from the internet like she clearly wants to since all her holo goals are hollow shams anyway.

>>57479078
this counts, you know

>>57478996
Well if you think that you shouldn't take what Gura says seriously then not sure why you'd expect such a drastic change like that seemingly overnight just because of one comment.

>>57479204
Nah because there's fans who still like her unlike (You) who'd prefer she graduated, because you're a selfish little man

>>57479091
I just goomed to guru

>>57479279
I bet you don't even like her, show me your dick right now

>>57479233
I NOW do not think we can take anything she says seriously, but that was as close to naked dogeza as she gets, I had faith for a moment

Test

>>57479321
Which image?

>>57479115
>It was not just one comment
It is just one comment. It's the one comment that you people keep referencing now.
>slight change over weeks of prodding
If you're talking about the few times she reminisced about the past that's not exactly "weeks of prodding".

>>57479415
die

>>57479385
Cut to 6 months from now when you're once again shocked and appalled over what she last said on a whim not becoming reality

>>57479415
You're still banned

>>57479360
chumbie...you sure you're not more interested in male vtubers?

>>57479437
there were several people that sent supas, talking about how they missed the old Gura and she apologized at least 3 times, she even said "please forgive me" one time.

>>57479437
No it was not. I'd know, I got my comment read, even if you guys don't bring it up.
What I said was correct.

>>57479103
That's funny because that's actually usually not how it goes. There's countless people that have addressed their bad habits yet still don't fix them.

>>57479547
if you like gura your dick should be hard while posting in /ggg/, now show proof

>>57479633
fembud our dicks aren't hard 24/7, now show your armpits

>>57479604
It's the norm more than the opposite. Bad habits that are easy to break don't become bad habits

>>57479279
I prefer she'd put me out of this misery. Look what she's been reduced to. 1 stream per year of effort and 11 of ghosting. She doesn't even make excuses or provide explanations, my blood boils when I see catalogniggers acting like she lies about projects
HA! Lying would imply she cares what we think and wants to assuage our concerns

I'm banned and gay

>>57479579
I'm sure you have timestamps of these happening and will be able to bring it up to her.

>>57479776
there are like 5 anons that do have timestamps of this but none of us feel like posting them now

>>57479735
>I prefer she'd put me out of this misery.
I know you think she can do that, but she can't. You'd just be left there in silence. The only one who can do this is you.

>>57479720
Well it doesn't seem to be easy to break for her.

>>57479701
what? armpits can't get hard

Kanaurfag always makes Gura look so stiff and jank like he's imagining some clownish Tiktoker. The real Gura is much more cute and elegant.

>>57479735
What, you can't even unsub?

>>57479862
Kiara already said she mocapped Gura, blame her.

>>57479837
Exactly, I'm saying that self-evident based on the fact that it's a habit

>>57479883
I thought it was just the dancing parts, which definitely has a lot of Kiara's hips in them.

I'm at the grocery store
What do you buds need?

>>57480182
I'm out of sardines get me the cheap ones

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>57480148
Pretty sure Kiara said that she did the mocapping for Ame who wanted her to act as close as she could to how Ame acts, though I'm not sure if that means she did it for everybody.

>>57480182
A whole turkey and sandwich stuff so I can eat turkey sandwiches every day for the next week.

>>57479883
>Kiara said
In a member stream right?
lmao
Catbox or fuck off

>>57479776
https://youtu.be/J3w3hY_3XnM?t=11318

>>57480182
CT crunch. If you want some get 2 boxes. Get 3 boxes

>>57480182
A Dr. Pepper and some chips, I'll let you choose then.

Gurass

>>57480182
I don't want anything but you should try out the new chili fusion flavored cheetos, they're alright

>>57480182
get me some milk. My wife doesn't like dairy so i have to drink enough for both of us

>>57480182
I'd like one bratty shark girl please :3

>>57478841
Ah, right, girlstalk stream right in the middle of another absence where the mentioned she just sits at home all day in front of her PC.

Gura is ded like chammer

>>57480674
kek
>terminally online btw

>>57480774

I hope Gura streams starfield.

I hope Gura streams

>>57480831
Promotional images for fast food always look so good.

>>57481126
occasionally I watch videos about how they fake them so it looks more appealing, like using glue to make the cheese on the pizza looks more stretchy

Déjà vu

I want to caress Gura's noob pussy..
https://litter.catbox.moe/yo0hli.png

>>57481469
Just translate zako as zako, it sounds so dumb when you try to translate it and everyone will figure out what it means quick enough.

>>57481550
I didn't make it though

>>57481586
I know it annoys me whenever I see it

Who wants to see the valentines letter?

I wish I could enjoy other Holos and their streams during times like these but they just end up constantly reminding me that Gura is gone
I also get envious of other fanbases having a good time with their oshis

>>57481994
I'm watching Starfield today. Soon I will do it while I play Starfield. I'll wake up tomorrow and do it again.

>>57482201
You will watch Starfield while you play Starfield?

>>57479425
https://files.catbox.moe/8f2e94.jpg

>>57480450
I got these chips, hope you like them :3

>>57482618
Brapps??

>>57482618
I haven't had snacks like chips in over a year.. I crave them so much, but I wanna get to about 15% body fat.

Gura will still continue to use X to connect with fans.

>>57482903
when did she start?

>>57482618
Based crab eater (only ebis will remain)

I've been doing housework in Gura's absence
I built a table and installed new lights

I had a thought
What if, the next time I have a party, I give out fake Dinos as party favors? They're cheap

>2 weeks
Lol

What are you buds eating tonight?

So what is the cope this time around?
I need my latest opinion fed to me by people who dont actually care about Gura.

>>57477859
>Can't even send a tweet
Even just an "a" would be fine.

>>57483524
Gura

>>57483523
Read back through the thread as well as the previous one you lazy faggot

When is the celebration stream for winning her award?

>>57483631
no thanks, i dont associate myself with the fags here anymore after literally all of you just turned into the equivalent of teamates

>>57483641
I bet she hasn't logged on any of her holo accounts since the 17th and doesn't even know she won that shit

>>57483523
she simply doesn't care enough about us to bother, she gets paid either way so there is no incentive.

>>57483725
that isnt cope, try again

>>57483701
>all of you just turned into the equivalent of teamates
what does that even mean?

>>57483786
"Gura can literally do no wrong and I will never complain about anything she does because everything she does is based even if its not"

>>57483575
No? There would just be a bunch of complaining it wasn't talking about streams

My life is empty without Gura

Chumbuds, what do you think Gura does during those month-long breaks?
Watch Youtube in her room?

>>57483749
oh yeah.. I guess she could have had some kind of health/family emergency, since she has been completely inactive and didn't even say anything about the concert she was so excited about. That's the most realistic thing I can think of and it honestly worries me, but she's been fine every other time so maybe I'm just a retard for still somewhat believing in her.

>>57483990
15th time's the charm, for real this time

>>57483947
same desu

>>57483970
Me

>>57483990
Ok ill latch on to this one
I CANT BELIEVE THAT GURA HAS A FAMILY MEMBER IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!!! I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, SHE REALLY NEEDS SOME TIME OFF!!! SHES BEEN WORKING SO HARD RECENTLY AND DESERVES TIME WITH HER LOVED ONES!!!

>>57484022
>inb4 turns out it was real every other time too

Finally got my Daki. I washed it. Then I fucked it, aggressively, and spat on it, right in Gura's face when I goomed. The fuck is wrong with me. I'm not usually like that. When me and Gura meet, Imma spit in her mouth when we fuck.

>>57483524
I'm gonna order some BBQ with banana pudding and cornbread sides.

>>57484189
>When me and Gura meet
how do you intend to do that?

Wife soon?

>buy Gura merch
>put it in a drawer
eventually I will display it all... eventually...

Work 2 weeks, rest 2 years

>>57484479
i mean i told you guys to start complaining to her and you didnt
probably gonna be another 2 weeks at the soonest but its more likely she wont be back until the anniversary

>>57482903
we know all of this.

>>57483947
same, she's the closest ill ever get to having my own short cute loving wife
im gonna die alone

>>57483417
3 Weeks and you are going to like it!!!

>>57484182
go back

>>57484430
sekwet :3

Where are the cute pictures of gura

>>57485409

So how do you guys deal during these dark days? Or don't you?
What do you do to get your mind off of this shit?
Or do you just let it bother you all day long?

>>57476551
Gura hasn't been streaming lately because I've been giving her this dick completely blowing her back out she's throwing it back on my dick like a freak then I buss all up in her guts fuck

>>57485446
Nyooooo!
GURA IS DEAD!

>>57485554
I take any negative feelings i feel, and channel that energy into horny, and fucking my Gura tulpa and horny posting. And now I have my Daki, imma fuck that multiple times a day. I miss her dearly every day she is a way, but I try to not let it get to me, and gain something positive out of it. And vods so I can hear her cute voice. I love my sharkwife.

>>57477317
>>57477900
Why are there so many pathetic losers acting like Gura owes you anything. She's probably just going through some shit. You all look gay throwing these temper tantrums

>>57485554
>So how do you guys deal during these dark days? Or don't you?
Watch other vtubers
>What do you do to get your mind off of this shit?
Watch other vtubers
>Or do you just let it bother you all day long?
I let it bother me a lot but not all day

Idk if i can really even call Gura my oshi now a days since I really dont ever get to see her or support her

>>57485554
I don't deal with it and it's always on my mind and it does indeed bother me all the time
when i'm working I turn it into fuel but today i'm playing bg1 while watching ninner

>>57483990
The lack of tweets about the concert is what makes me think this is an actual possibility.
The only other reason I can think of for her not to tweet about the concert is just that she had already been gone for a week at that point and didn't have plans to come back so she would rather just stay quiet all together.

>>57485773
she's not going through anything. She just chilling. I'm just chilling. No stress.

holy shit gelbooru is kill

>>57485898
Good riddance. Just use danbooru.

So, chances that "actions speak louder than words" is banned from chat when she comes back?

>>57486065
im not paying money for loli content you faggot

>>57486147
Upload Gura images until they give you loli access.

I just love Gura

>>57485898
>Site will be back in a day.
Fuck you scared me.
>>57486065
Danbooru is absolute garbage, not only do you need to pay to find anything (good luck using only 2 tags lmao) but also they run entirely based off a circlejerk that only accepts images they want under the guise of "quality control".

My chameleon took a fat shit in his feeder cup

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>57485554
I try to distract myself as best I can, but It bothers me a lot, it drives me insane and it makes me despair

My oshi jimjam is back

>>57486458
If you want unfiltered images, why are you using a booru at all? The quality control is the only reason for it to exist.

>noooo you can't search something based on a loose set of tags

>>57486841
Because I use a booru to search for images using a tagging system (pixiv's tags might as well not exist given how little artists use them and >finding literally anything on twitter), not to look at beautiful anime artwork curated by a group of professional art critics.

>>57486467
Yes you do, retard. You only post this when she's on a break which means you're trying to act like your better than everyone or it's a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that she left you again

>>57487295
How can I love Gura when I've never membered, never sced, never bought her merch, and merely watch her content?

>>57477659
I mean people did. There’s endless fucking paragraphs in her comment sections.

>>57486960
i wish this artist's kemono was updated

>>57487570
same desu a couple others need long overdue updates too..

how do I get my happiness back

>>57486841
>If you want X, why are you using [thing that does X&Y]? [Thing that does X&Y] is for Y only.

>>57487847
why are you asking /ggg/ this question

>>57487847
Think of gura

>>57487847
Find something new to get addicted to. That's what Gura does, and as a good shrimp you reflect your oshi.

>>57488442
it's funny because that has the exact opposite effect

>>57488557
Ok, then imagine gura is dead

>>57488650
nta. but that makes me even more unhappy

>>57488650
what do you think I am, some kind of freak?

>>57488796
>>57488821
Ok, then imagine gura as being goofy

Imagine gura as dino

i visited guras latest yt video comment section and holy fucking shit what the fuck is that cringe ass shitfest, spent about 30 minutes just blocking people.
can we mass report or some shit and get those people off of the comment sections? maybe file a report with cover and have them block from commenting? its an insanely bad look and just reminds me of the MLP or furry community with people pissing and shitting on each other, and thats also including defenders and not just the complainers extruding a bad look

>>57478092
https://streamable.com/w5n4gz

Okay, so I was both right and wrong. She did record mocap as other girls, but can't confirm if everything used was her.

>>57488984
>>57488650
that's the same thing...

>>57489048
have you considered not looking at the comments

>>57489053
Why did you post this? By leaving it "ambiguous" she's all but saying that Kanauru did mocap for some of them.

>>57489048
>reading the comment section
first time on youtube chumbie?

>>57489096
The dino gura are thriving

>>57489053
I just assume all the janky downy spazz movements are kanaurfag's since he's always like that.

>>57489311

>>57489232
Most comment sections are good, actually. Even Gura's are when she isn't being raided by trolls with multiple accounts, you can go back and check yourself.

>>57488415
BALD

>>57489232
was looking for timestamps and noticed too late that it was sorted by new

>>57489226
I posted it cause anon said they wanted a clip of it. It still means she recorded the mocap for the other girls, just cant confirm that everything that was used was her recording.

>>57489311

>>57487847
Take testosterone, a lot of modern day male depression is because of low t.

>>57489534
She knows which ones she did. She's skirting around saying that Kanauru did the movements. I appreciate the thought, but I'm not looking forward to seeing schizos post about this every time the Kanauru argument comes up.

>>57487847
- begin the day at a good baseline of contentment
- collect up your goom
- splooge your goo all over your screen on Gura
- use pain to compensate for bad news
- use sleep to reset your goom

>>57487847
Focus on basic maintenance like cleaning, eating, exercise.

>>57489048
I stopped looking at them 2 ghostings ago.. It just turns into a schitzo shitfest every time

>>57490130
Gura would love for a chumbie to do that to her

>>57490130
fuck off with that shit

3rd catshark?

Didnt read the thread
Did I miss anything?

>>57490609
nyo

>>57490472
Grove street catshark

>>57490609
yes >>57489053

I come to complain with a generic bait about Gura missing but can't be fucked to think of one, can i just get my (you)s?

>>57490609
We hit 2 weeks with no words from her. That's the only update.

>>57490922
oh I know sis, like totally, that makes me so mad gurl

>>57490922
so true

Gura is made for punches

>>57490925
well, it was around three last time so that's something I guess...

Is gura a schizo?

>>57491481
After that morgellons mention, she might be

>>57483523
>ebb andd flow
It is and will always be the same reason

>>57489048
holy fucking reddit post

>>57490922

I'm gonna scream

>>57492916

>>57491698
>muh ebb and flow
She fucked off for over a year. Stop using that stupid analogy already.

>>57493242
It's Gura's analogy, retard. She uses it herself.

I have a powerful need to goom

>>57493214
why did she do it bros

>>57489556

>>57477900
wtf does this chart mean? Why does Feb have 64 days and then it goes to -1?

>>57493365
Gura's analogy is retarded. She's just been regressing as a content creator and doesn't even bother being even somewhat consistent anymore when it comes to streaming. That's not "ebb and flow".

>>57493940
You're retarded.

why do you hate her so damn much

Do you think Gura will ever give Darkmaze pussy?

>>57494084
It's more like she hates us.

>>57494141
that wasn't my question

>>57494128
Gura is Darkmaze

It would take one simple superchat with a single phrase preceded by bait to make her read ot to make her understand: "We love you goob! You're turning your biggest fans into antis with your behavior!"

>>57494175
Ok, then my guess would be all the ghosting probably.

>>57493889
-1 is the first day back after a break from streaming, each positive number is another day in a row without streaming, and each negative number is days with back to back streaming. So 64 is 64 days in a row without streaming, and something like -4 would be 4 days in a row of streams.

>>57494128
women despise white knights, there are few things that make them dry up quicker.

She did like 10 streams in August, I think that's pretty good.

I wonder if she went so hard this time so she could make people unsub and leave quicker.
Make a whole bunch of statements with no intent to follow through just to try and make people give up and fuck off.

>>57494255
yeah just like how one superchat wishing that Gura would better communicate to us when a long break was going to happen led to her doing so, right?

>>57494759
>Being impressed with just 10 streams a month when she even said that she's a "streamer"
Also disappearing for weeks is never good.

>>57494865
biggest issue is that only a couple people ever had enough balls to call her out and now they all left

>>57495125
So you don't have enough balls?

>>57495125
Everybody sane who cared about her not streaming left 12-18 months ago

>>57495193
nope, i already dont chat so Gura doesnt know me and my word means nothing and I dont want faggots from both here and the Guracord harassing me and schizo posting about me constantly

>>57495283
>he cares about the Guracord
Go the fuck back and stay there. No, you don't need to "vent", fuck off forever.

I want to smell gura’s coffee morning breath

>>57495488
try not being retarded on purpose next time

I love Gooba :)

>>57494865
I like how you people ignore how pointless most of the superchats that get sent are, but because one superchat criticizing her didn't immediately change her behavior, people should just stop sending them.

>>57495505
slowly she approaches so she may breath on you

>>57495555
Go BACK.

I hope weakbuds leave already so I can have Gura for myself. She's waiting for me.

>>57495283
a likely story, mister excuses, but it is true that almost no one 'notable' has piped up outside of dead comment sections that will never be read
james, sure, but I dunno if they excommunicated him or not

>>57495488
>>57495613
ironic posts

>>57495283
>Actually scared of Guracord
Pathetic

>>57495688
Sorry bud but I’m going to be the last chumbie

>>57495797
god i wish that were me

>>57495783
In your dreams

holy fuck there really are such massive tourists and such fakebuds here they dont know that like 1/2 of all the shitposting in this thread is from the discord...

>>57495748
what's the best way to tell her without getting ignored? (that includes wording)

Weakbud meltdowns make me sick.

>>57495851
The other half is from reddit.

>>57495872
send either a big super or just catch her at the right time

>>57495872
let me ask my gorb, I'll get back to you in six to eight weeks

>>57495945
i mean like 1/2 of the entire boards shitposting is reddit to be fair

>>57493242
Is the reason Gura gave so that's ll I need.

>>57495928
They make me feel good because I'm more awesome than them.

I want to insert my pp in gooba, her friends, and fembuds.

>>57495872
>tell her
>without getting ignored
I dunno, what's the best way to phase through a rock without breaking the laws of physics?

I don't want to do anything and nothing gives me joy.

The funny thing is there was no hint this was coming. Gura was talking about maybe doing a member stream the next day or day after and then she just disappeared lol

>>57496518
nah, I saw

Is Gura a fembud?

look at this brat

>>57496693
This gives me joy.

>>57496111
Not more awesome than me! She even loves me the most.

>>57496518
>there was no hint this was coming
was the last like 2 years not a big enough hint

>>57496693
I'm looking and I can't stop!

>>57496693
I want to ruin this brat!

reminder that you share the thread with this guy

>>57496518
She also said she was asking Ame to play a bunch of games with her before the stream ended.

>>57497421
Pretty based comment.

>>57497421
I feel sick enough to live on the same planet as him desu.

>>57497421
i like to believe him and cripple schizo are the same person

>>57497421
I don't care about random fags.

Hey chumbuds is there any art of Gura wearing her second hoodie?
Not the shark one the other one?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>57498374
theres another hoodie?

>>57498877
Yeah, this one

>thread and youtube-comment celebrity shit

>>57499032
maybe this one

>>57498679
ye

Alright, you know what?
FUCK Gura.

i like gura

>>57499421
That's the goal

goob night

>>57499891

My goom storage containers...

i want to turn goora white

im going to be up all night listening to mumei sing

I'm crying

>>57500346
stop listening to mumei

>>57500437
but I'm not
I'm just sitting here in silence...

>>57500346
Stop being a little bitch

>>57500491
good

I forgot to plug my sleep headphones in.

has gura ever sang stacy's mom?

>>57481976
Me please oh god me please I’m on my knees

>>57501178
Here you go bud.

>hasn't streamed in 2 weeks
We're so back bros

>>57501402
youre an actual faggot.

>>57501462
Why?

>>57501402
That's weird, mine had a few extra lines.

>>57501535
Because he can't samefag begging for the letter anymore.

The saddest samefag.

>>57499421
Yes, I'm going to!

>>57501635
That would be the cripple, but this guy is not far behind.

>>57501634
>Because he can't samefag begging for the letter anymore
I've never asked for it once, I bought one. I just don't think faggots should be sharing it.

>>57481550
I thought zako means little fish.

>>57501759
a zako is a giant robot dumbud

>>57501402
Holy shit thank you I love you. My life is complete.

>>57501822
No that's a zaku.

>>57501758
I don't personally think it should be hidden, people who bought the letter still have the physical letter. I don't think people should have to pay resellers $120 to read it, especially because it's not as good as people were hyping it up to be imo.

>>57501759
It does mean small fish but I thought it was more like small fry. Like a noob or some shit

>>57501462
it already got shared yesterday anyways

>>57502058
Nothing stopped you from buying it in the first place, retard. It's as bad as leaking member content, if not worse.

>>57502058
>especially because it's not as good as people were hyping it up to be imo.
and this reaction is why faggots shouldn't have leaked it in the first place

>>57502149
It wasn't posted then. Only linked. Now the archive has a copy and all this discussion of it makes it easily searchable.

>>57501402
Gura agrees that we deserve her streams. Anyone who doesn't want them is an anti.

>>57502225
I mean, it was sold in the middle of one of her biggest ghosting periods, I forgive a lot of people for not being around to buy it.

That anon isn't the original leaker btw.

>>57502568
No it wasn't. Fucking idiot.

>im..... currently online

>>57502058
This letter was better

bag has left japland and is on its way to americaville

>>57502683
are you saying anonymous is taking credit for anonymous leaking the letter? shameless

>>57502727
100% agree desu
the valentines one just seems... off

>>57502852
Anon is taking credit for anon finding the letter on a Korean site.

>>57502918
Holy shit, you really do claim that about everything.

>>57502924
yes thank you I'm aware, you aren't supposed to take jork seriously

>>57502568
But it wasn't? And if you left because of the ghosting it's on you. Sure, I don't blame them either, but they had more than a month to buy it.

>>57502711
Looks pretty close to the middle. Seems like she just came back to sell valentines merch.

>>57503085
Thanks for confirming that you're retarded.

*toots*

>>57502727
That letter was indeed better, the first like 60% of the valentines letter was really meh.

>>57502752
I did not buy bag. Am I still a chumbud?

i wish i was guras shark pillow and/or dakimagura

>>57503365
Merch isn't what makes you a chumbud. An unwavering spirit is what does.

>>57503365
nyo

if we deserve stinky gura, but gura showers... what does it mean.. I think Gura should not shower to make good on her promise

>>57503366
Me underneath her.

>>57503179
not sure why you're arguing this, we weren't exactly eating well back then
it was what, comeback, yakiniku, hairstyle, showcase and karaoke? for the entire trip, unless you're planning to start the collab debate again