/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Shiina.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Pipkiss

>>57468202

love that michi

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 18 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want her to feel loved. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

>>57468316
That hand? Me

>>57468337
just post that for 2 more weeks
then reset back to 1

drugko

silly woman

Jelly is...

>>57468316
Why would you pat the hag? Would you pet your grandma?

Reminder that tomorrow /pcg/ will be playing against /fig/ in VTL.

>>57468426
The cutest! The smartest! I love Jelly!

>>57468316
She really is the sweetest cookie.

PIPPA YOU DUMBO! Stop being so nervous! You have been doing AMAZING THINGS! Don't underestimate yourself. I know it feels bad and scary sometimes, but you really are doing a good job. We are very proud of you! You are so kind and brave and helped many people. So happy that you are helping yourself! You deserve it. Pippa luuub!

>>57468441
GILFs deserve love, too.

>>57468366
Stop posting Lisa.
I'm depressed enough as it is.

I love this Panda

>>57468459
what time

>>57468426
a misogynist https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1697262557789372756

>>57468426
back tomorrow maybe

>>57468511
I mean this ironically, of course.

>off topic OP
Grim

>>57468631
Unironically for me

>bobby brown
>does not look brown
???

[Panko news] she did it!

>>57468511
>>57468631
>>57468684
I mean it completely unironically and totally literally.

ピッパ抱きします!

>>57468674
I think grimposters SUCK

>>57468542
she really is perfect aside from the timeslot

PIPPA LIVE IN 6 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES

Will the cancer ridden hat salesman's stream improve or dampen Pippa's mood?

>>57468816
no more pippa streams!

I'm a loser and I don't deserve to watch Pippa.

>>57468816
She'll be live when's she's live. Numbers mean nothing

>>57468842
Depends how fucked up he is

>>57468528
roughly 20:40 UTC

Where's my lemon...

>>57468791
Lumi collabs are great solely for bringing Jelly into neet primetime

>>57468876
Pippa is a loser and doesn't deserve your view.

>no Pippa stream tonight
He's too powerful.
He's just too powerful.

>>57468871
This coon is broken

>>57468895
She's in a coma

>>57468960
i don't like that todd memes are becoming relevant again

>>57468895
Going live at 5 hopefully, 3 hours of BG3 into Starfield

>>57468519

>>57469012
It's been twelve fucking years, let us boomers have this

>>57468935
>Pippa is a loser
Yeah. MY loser.

>>57469012
They never stopped

>>57469012
Todd memes are eternal just like Skyrim

>>57469064
I'm a boomer and I don't want to see his dumb face till the next elder scrolls is out.

>>57468895
YT in 20 minutes or so

>>57469039
No one else is in your timezone

>>57469012
I always Toddpost so it makes no difference to me

>>57469012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uOPGkEJ56Q

>>57468876
Never think that again, anon.

>>57469121
go back to the chess club

Only fools play a Bethesda game on release.

>>57469012
Why are they relevant? I haven't seen anything about fallout.

>>57469121
Never heard of him.
Forgetting him now.
Pekora is eternal.

Panko is shooting up heroin on stream

>>57469222
I think he should stay

>>57469244
Starfield comes out tonight.

>>57469244
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1697117512306188479

>>57469183

>>57469230
i never got to finish the thieves guild quest because of a bug. i did everything i was supposed to and it just never opened the fences for stolen goods so i always had to bring it in small batches over and over to riften

>>57469150
Starfield unlocks at 5 PM PDT. So if she starts streaming BG3 at 5 EST, her normal time and goes for three hours Starfield will be playable. I’m sorry you’re retarded.

I love mommy

>>57469288
I never heard about that game until you mentioned it

>>57469289
What is her problem? The specs have been out for over a month.

>>57469230
they just work

>>57469230
Smartest anon in the thread.

>>57469345
I'm sorry you'll miss Tada Kimi ni Hare, luser

>>57469368
Its the current over-promised open world rpg game that Bethesda made using their outdated and abused mutant of a game engine. I'm only looking forward to the bug compilations.

>>57469336
Bugs like that were what made me learn the editor back in Morrowind. Oh, a quest won't progress? Lemme just make a new trigger for that event and attach it to an object. Fixed all my problems and made me feel like a hackerman as a kid.

>>57469150
either you don’t know how to read or you’re a retard who doesn’t understand timezones, her streams are always scheduled in edt…

>>57469353
Isn't she like the youngest in Phase? Airi is the oldest from what I've seen in the comments

>>57469336
>he didn't just look up the correct queststage command
You don't deserve to advance

Limited status?

>>57469557
Pretty sure Dizzy is oldest now.

I better not see anyone leaking tenmas secret member stream

>>57469618

>>57469618
Dizzy isn’t even a hag

[Panko news] she died because of drug overdose

why is there a faggot posting todd howard

New Lumi cover in 5 minutos

>>57469682
That's too bad.
But we can retire the pictures now, right?

>>57469717
because god howard did it again and is releasing the game of the century soon

>>57469571
I'm this anon >>57469524
A lot of that just wasn't really accessible online back then. I'm not sure if gamefaqs was around yet. If you really wanted to fix stuff you had to go into the game editor that was included and figure out how the systems worked. Wasn't very difficult if you weren't an idiot.

>>57469717
How could you have posted already? You're a new IP

>>57469718
yeah
covering my cock in spit

>>57469289
Lumi should've known not to trust

>>57469230
people forget when skyrim came out and the morrowind assets in it would crash and animations were all broken

I haven't played video games in 4 years.

>>57469880
>not jonging for your little sister

I feel like I willed Wemi's animation into existence with my shitty edit. Thank you Wemi. I miss her.

>>57469880
cringe

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

I JUST SAW TENMA GETTING FUCKED FROM BEHIND WHILE STANDING

>>57469829
Yeah, your own, when she beheads you shoves it there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP57kwrzCdE New Lumi cover premiere.

>>57469989
shut up Lumi and start sucking

>>57469999

>>57470048
bro you can't just share that...

>>57469880
Based.

>>57469999
>digits
alright im in

>>57470048
>not AI
link now

>>57470096
Tenma members stream

>>57470048
Tenma would never

>>57469682
Substance abuse is no joke.

Pipkin will be mine again, once she realises that China is the World Cancer.

>>57470144
she literally comissioned it...

>>57470155
Panker...
not like this....

>>57469796
I used the editor to look for easy to miss items like a sword of white woe in Balmora

>>57469855
I know it was technically Arkane and Bethesda only published it but I remember when Dishonored 2 came out and basically nobody on PC could play it outside of a handful of people with absolute monster PCs because it was so horribly bloated and unoptimized it would crash as soon as you tried to get past the start screen. I couldn't play it for over a month after launch because they had to make multiple optimization patches to get it into a playable state. Even on console it was a laggy stuttering mess.

YOU GOT THE PANDA PISS!

>>57470155
>Here lies Kambucha Panko...
>At rest in the park with the other squirrels

Tenma got a new standee
thank god

>>57470458
That last one looked pretty bad. This one is way better

Sexual relations with Lia's mother.

>>57470201
>she hated the lack of lewd artwork so much she commissioned some
Based foxhag

>>57470608

>>57470608
Practice your blowjob skills.

Panko sneeze!

>>57470829

>>57470868
Is this what femanon would call "pickme behaviour"? Because it's damn cute!!

Phase Sex Dog Purin's karaoke got claimed by SME. Does anyone have an archive?

sexual relations with lia while her mother watches

>>57470803
I love her.

[Panko news] Panko is a brat who don't eat her veggies

What fancy S’s is Tenma talking about bros?

>>57471018
>You call that fucking?
>Fuck her like you mean it!

>>57471144
>don't

>>57471216
This I think

This general was a whole lot faster a couple of months ago. What happen?

I love my little sister very much !

>>57471366
the chink gambling shit arc filtered a ton of people

>>57469618
Dizzy acts like a mommy dommy, and her story as manager makes her sound old but she's not remotely as old as Airi and Shiina.

>>57471366
the liker cooldown posters left

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1697329900703854611
stream soon

>>57471216
Goofy little s

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1697329900703854611 BG3 soon

>>57471366
Invaders posters moved to /tsunX/.

>>57471492
Oops

>>57471483
Fucking BG3 again but I won't say anything because I want her to enjoy playing what she wants

>>57471598
Starfield isn’t playable yet, doesn’t unlock for another 5 hours

>Squeleton

>>57469999
Even her music video is using her old model, what does this mean?

>>57471552
I thought this was lucky strike at a glance

>>57470608
No thanks. Me and Rie's mom are happily married

>>57471437
Really? I even saw anons jonging together.
>>57471465
Yeah, that makes sense.
>>57471523
Explain please.

>>57471366
Jelly stopped streaming

How can people still watch Lumi after we learned the truth about her?

How can people still watch other chuuba when there are Jelly vods to rewatch?

>>57471736
The truth just makes her hotter

>>57471598
I like BG3.

I kinda don't fucking care about spiderman...

>>57471736
Honestly I don't know, I was fucking disgusted when I found out she was a filthy lizard

>>57471716
pleasure to meet you, step-father in law

why does Panko love balls so much?

>>57471598
Good sort.

>>57471736
I didn't like lemons that much anyways.

>>57471845
why step-father?

>>57471720
What's there to explain, /tsunX/ posters refused to move here to discuss the new invaders, so people from /pcg/ moved there instead because that's where the discussion was.

>>57471881
No sharp edges
Can play lots of games with

>>57471881

>>57471881
She doesn't, she's trying to say bowls

>>57471366
everyone improved, they all have girlfriends and hobbies that get them out of the house

>>57471894
Her dad has passed away.

>>57471980
yeah me

>>57471970
yeah that must be it

>>57471970
I unironically got a girlfriend and started working out. I still watch Shiina and a few others, but don't post here so often

>>57471736
Honestly we should have already known.

>>57471952
i dont see now bawls shadows there tho.

>>57471970
I did get a job so I can't be here 24/7 anymore...

>>57471995
RIP anon-kun. I will take care of your wife and daughter now.

>>57472000
TRIPS OF TRUTH, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>>57472088
don't worry
I survived

>>57471736
Which truth are you referring to? There's a lot of things that filter people about her.

>>57472179
You know the one

>>57471736
Always knew she cant be trusted.

>>57471970
Hey I just came back after touching grass the whole summer

>>57472222
In the hole with you

Panko says she becomes Dizzy. Big booby Italian now

>>57471881
>panko loves ball

>>57472179
>Which truth are you referring to?
Obviously referring to what she did back then, i still cant believe it.

Panko is dying live on stream!

>>57472522
How could she... I believed in her...

>>57472596
He trusted. Many such cases.

>where wemi

>>57472626
Have Wemi and Jelly met each other offline?

>>57472338
Seven days.

Look at her innocent face. Do you really think she's capable of such subterfuge and devastation?

Panko still hasn't realized that she has to push left in order to turn right

>>57472179
What else?

>>57472681
Don't think so. I don't think they have anything in common to justify a meet up

>>57472775
its the cute and innocent looking ones you have to watch your back around.

>>57472179
She made Nasa wait

>>57471736
any spoonfeeders? lost my arms in iraq

>>57472596
>>57472620
Honor among thieves. You guys just weren't cut out for it.

>>57472899
how did you make that post

>>57472935
His massive schlong

>>57472858
The most heinous crime

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi Lemon's Gate 3

>>57472899
You dont want to know, you will never be able to see her the same way.
Better stay ignorant.

>>57472935
my wife is typing this out

>>57473029
eh the discord groomer and ex mods are not that bad most vtubers have experiece with those

>>57473024
she's putting even my terrible sleeping schedule to the test with all of these streams

>>57473032
Yeah, me

spoiler

>>57473032
Spoils from Iraq?

>>57473024
Everyone betray me
I'm fed up with this world

Sorry I don't watch BG# streams.

>>57473108

Been listening to this faux-movie slop lately. Love it so much.

https://youtu.be/Q9T6WJ9Pfvg?si=RmU3G_drBb_-EiKZ&t=1934

Give it three tracks. They're the best.

>>57473118
bito...

>>57473029
I only start watching her after knowing what she did, based af

>>57472899

>>57473024
Guerrilla warfare shall continue

>>57473125
t.
I almost posted a Panko

>>57473136
I love this woman.

>>57473024
Lumi must seriously love me if she streams this much!

>>57473136
Tenma please step away from the panda.

[Panko news] I love cheating. . . in games

[Panko news] She has big balls

Ember really is the architect's dream huh?

Pippa isn’t streaming tonight?

[Panko news] This stream is kinda shit gonna watch something else.

>>57473595
she might after Jim ends his stream

>>57473645
Ember is on

>>57473595
Is today Wednesday?

>>57473595
Yes. She told me so.

Lumi seems to be in a better mood

hey bros, when is ember putting out mod applications

>>57473645
I'm just playing vidya while having Panko in the background as I usually do with Panko streams

>>57473698
If he ends it at all and doesn't just do a 24-hour donothon.

Ember sucks

>>57473859
Yeah, all the food in my fridge

PANKO NO

>he doesn't want to pick me, that's impossible

Ember makes me so HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!

>>57471881
Look at her fetish list, a good chunk of the top tier relates to making men shoot ropes and balls are where the ropes come from.

>>57473848
>had to undo his graduation to raise funds for home adaptations
Grim.

Who /Airi/ here?

>>57474196
pretty sure ive watched even Erina more than her.

>>57474127
>When the anime sex dungeon isn't wheel chair accessible

>>57474127
Because his bones are made of papier-mâché and his spine is melting, so he's already lost several inches and become a manlet. Grim indeed.

>>57473792
She's always happier when i'm here

Panko...

>>57474196
Airi is my wife!

>>57474196
>airihead thread split
Thank God.

>>57474249
manko

RATE THE PANDA
RATE THE BAWLS
RATE THE NAUSEA
RATE THE STREAM

God damn Ember is loud

>>57474325
and proud like Airi?

>>57474309
Comfy, I ate garlick bread while watching/10

>>57471881
she said that japanese men wear fake balls to hide their tiny cocks and she wants to steal them and milk them

>>57474309
>RATE THE PANDA
10/10
>RATE THE BAWLS
SHE GOT BIG BAWLS/10
>RATE THE NAUSEA
It makes me feel sad/10
>RATE THE STREAM
As Always 10/10. Panko LOVE

>>57474289
finally the thread quality will skyrocket!

>>57474309
cutest/10
bawlfish/10
she should really stock on some motion sickness meds/10
uuuu i miss Panko/10

>>57474196
I love my ponwife!

i wanna change a vtuber's post stream diapers and breastfeed her after.

>>57474309
The game as packed with joke opportunities, shame about the motion sickness, wouldn't have minded another stream of it.

>>57474309
comfy stream like always, love this little brat that came in late to mess with us
sad that she can't get over her motion sickness
can't wait for tomorrow's member stream, they're always the best

>>57474454
Get help

>>57474309
It reminded me of Superliminal, panko really needs to take her meds.

Lumi's pretty blunt when talking about her clips' WIP. Might explain why some people don't want to work with her (instead of her "everyone hates me" reason)

>>57474479
She will indeed need help inducing lactation. I hear they make brownies for that now.

>>57473512
Always has been

>>57474497
Lumi deserves universal hatred for the destruction and damage she had done to Phase by giving the Xalabussy so much power!

>>57474309

>>57474309
>>57474486
Is there some kind of therapy to help with motion sickness or is meds the only option?

>>57474657
>Is there some kind of therapy to help with motion sickness
Thug it out

>>57474351
>>57474582
Two perfect opportunities to respond with the Pippa yummy webm and I didn't save it
Grim

>>57474686
>Thug

>>57474714
Finally...perfection.

huh

>>57474714
Where are the tits

>>57474725
...yeah?

>>57474714
PERFECT

What happened to Lumi's numbers? When I used to watch her more often few months ago she was always close to 1k.

>>57474731

>>57474844
He's a numberfiend, a numbersfag.

>>57474731
You have been catching fuwamoco morning, right?

>>57474844
She barely holds 100 viewers anymore

>>57474844

>>57474657
fov up, fps up

>>57474924
Of course! They're the only girls that make me smile almost as much as Pippa does!

>>57474758
Two years away

>>57474964
I'm the one who sent 300 bots to boost her numbers

>>57474657
Sadly therapy won't help. Motion sickness is caused by your eyes seeing you are or aren't moving and your body feeling the opposite so your brain freaks out thinking your senses ae misaligned. So it tries to force them back into alignment, making you feel nauseous and giving you a headache from your brain fucking around with your senses and making you mildly disoriented.

The best thing you can actually do if you're feeling motion sick is just close your eyes for a bit.

>>57474964
300+ people are watching her now. It's just middle of the day, middle of the week BG3 stream though.
Get over it, Numbas

Did Panko throw up or something? Why is she a barfy girl?

>>57475207
If you're not smart enough to detect a joke you shouldn't post.

>>57474844
Her twitch #'s have been badly damaged by gacha. She can still get 1k+ on weekend strategy, and her youtube #'s have improved dramatically, but weekday twitch has been spiraling down

I feel eepy and sick. nini.

>>57475236
she almost puked playing the fish game because of motion sickness

hey bros, is ember gonna put out mod applications soon, I want to apply, I feel that I would help keep her chat horni free

>>57475256
Goodnight.

>>57475256
nini anon

>>57475256
sleep well, lil pon

>>57475256
Goodnight Airihead.

>>57475256
Nini

lemon woman WEEOOOOWEEEEOOOO WHITE WOMAN ALERT

>>57474844
She stopped appealing to any fanbase in particular.

It used to be strategy nerds, but she doesnt play those anymore
Singing fans? rare, if ever
Cutesy gfe? nope
Lewd baiting? nope
Entertainment/react fans? nah
And so on you get my point, all lumi does is play sponsored games or the fotm on autopilot streamer mode.

>>57475246
I just stepped in, and right into your pile. I dislike numberfags.
You shouldn't post.

>>57475405
>Lewd baiting? nope
Why do you lie on the internet anon?

>>57475405
>Cutesy gfe? nope
but she is my girlfriend?

>>57475405
She's just got too much integrity.

>>57474731
Collab soon

>>57475405
>Cutesy gfe? nope
Why do you lie on the internet anon?

>>57475405

https://crosswordlabs.com/view/pcg-crossword

>>57475546
>58 down
FUCK I should have got that

>>57474657
There's therapy but you're essentially rehabilitating a severe brain injury (being woman). That takes months and tens of thousands of bucks. The medication used is similar to a standard headache pill and far more reliable than training an evolutionary deficit out of it and have long records of usage since they were initially made to help high class women get on planes.

>>57475546
Some are a bit vague but i got most of them.

Who the fuck is this brat that ember raided?

>>57475490
>>57475464
just because you are parasocial doesn't mean her content is gfe

>>57475436
lumi is arguably the most anti-lewd chuuba in phase, she is like never visibly horny on stream, pippa is kind of the same but sometimes her switch gets turned on

>>57475468
true, alas it hard caps her from the big numbers

>>57475692
Is that Michi in a labcoat? God I want her to do unethical and frankly disgusting experiments on me

>>57475405
Nigger.

>>57475715
>just because you are parasocial doesn't mean her content is gfe
Why do you lie on the internet anon?

>>57475741
Pippa, Michiru is not Colress.

>>57475707
I like her a lot, when will Sakana collect the rest of tsun?

I awake. Pippa love~!

Some doctor got to poke and prod Pippa and it makes me seethe with jealous rage. DOCTOR HATE~!

>>57475856
Meru is enjoying herself, don't jinx her with that chink stress

[Lia News] Phase Connect player Lia retweeted the waiting room, so stream is ON! Get ready for her to break down because of hate comments!

>>57475900
Don't worry, I've got a doctor that will poke and prod you too!

>>57475984
Thanks, doc. I almost missed my daily dose

tfw you will never praise Pippa for being so brave for getting her blood taken.

>>57475984
.....on one hand michi's large mana reserves are quite enticing. On the other hand cheating on your little sister is wrong, I'm conflicted.

>>57475900
>The doctor now owns pippa blood and you don't.

>>57475600
>>57475692
i made 58 less vague for the next one. if there are any other ones you think are TOO hard/vague do tell me

>>57476182
Much appreciated. It was a bit too tricky for me, but I might just be retarded

>>57476182
Stream Potion is a pretty ancient meme at this point and no one has kept it up.

I miss Remilia-sama!

>>57475537
>>57475652
Oldmi... my beloved...

>>57476347
Okay first of all fuck you

>>57475546
Didn't get a few of them until I looked at the answers then it was obvious. Was fun.
>>57476347
That's just not true.

>>57476182
56, when was the last time that name was even mentioned?
59, im not a gumi
34, would have never thought of her
and 57 could maybe be worded better.

>>57476347
We streaming potion last night!

>>57474731
Dogs love the rabbit

>>57476424
>>57476434
>>57476452
How do Michiposters crawl out of the woodwork like this?

>>57475707
She is my cute daughterwife.

>>57476602
We stay lurking these streets.

>>57475482
a pippa fuwamoco collab would unrionically turn this board into the biggest shitshow ever

>>57476704

>>57475405
Are you saying she may as well be a femanon brotuber? Because if you are I agree

>>57476704
Thankfully she doesn't have the guts to initiate.

>>57476602
I'm not a michiposter but if you don't know stream potion that's entirely on you.

>>57476704
Stop anon that just makes me want it more

>>57476704
Who is Fuwamoco?

>>57476755
isn't that what she always was, I think she just wants to be a boy

>>57477019
Best I can do is soccermom, take it or leave it.

>>57475546
What is all that white space between words? Are EN crossword puzzles that weak?
http://www.cruciverbaonline.it/enigmistica/cruciverba_gigante6.php

Goodbye everyone.

new thread
>>57477251
>>57477251

>>57477273
No going anywhere you toothless hick.

>>57477273
Don't do it.
You've not got steel wire and superglue to slice your head off.

>>57477273
Goodbye, anon...

>>57477306
Le Bump Airi’s Le rump!

>>57477273
do a flip faggot

>>57476452
we do a little trolling with 34, but ill try to word everything better in general
>>57477235
i wanted it to look like that one, i hope just adding more words does the trick

>>57477403
>>57477343
I said it because we got to page ten without a bake you retards.

>>57477343
whats the superglue for

>>57477453
Do a flip into the next thread.

>>57477552
Fine! I will!

>>57477306
>he baked
Grim.

>>57477367
Le based le retard

>>57477235
Making them work like that requires a lot of planning and specific word choice, to the point that it's not implemented in crossword generators at all because it basically would never happen unless you just pasted in an answer list from a real newspaper crossword
Crosswords made by actual publishing companies do look like that

>>57477453
Don’t you EVER scare me like that again… please don’t ever hurt yourself bro…

If this is the last post, then Pippa will gain weight soon and talk about it.

No, sorry.

I love Tenma.

黒ん坊

>>57477688
Jelly definitely said this.