/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shondo feet

Sorry, forgor to bake.

Okay, I managed kiss my postcard. I feel like a child for being so embarrassed.

shontoes

>>57418503
The fact it is possible to indirectly kiss Shondo sends shivers down my spine

>>57418137
This child demands bullying
I wish her mods werent such faggots and we were allowed to be meaner to her

>>57418503
that's cute

>>57419272
You can bully her, the mods even do it sometimes. It's just there's a place and a time for it. Half the chat is teasing her at times.
Shondo's chat isn't a genuinely bully the streamer dynamic, just a tease and poke fun at the streamer, but if you're a newfag coming in and instantly calling her a whore or something you're going to get rightfully told off.

>>57419647
Trust me his idea of bullying is not yours

>>57418503
My dilemma was if I do it, the kiss is gone and replaced with my own

>>57419585
G!!!!

>>57419976
I just gave it a light peck, so it wouldn't stain the paper or anything. Checked before and after with my UV flashlight and it still is the same.

>>57419585
G!!

>>57419585
G

>>57419976
Ship of Theseus paradox

>>57419585
G

>>57421845
shonshroom

>>57421845
rape

>>57419585
I am a simple man. All I know is "ball", and "good" and GRAPE

>>57421845
cute

>>57419585
G

goodnight shoggers

>>57428135
Good night shogga

>>57420185
I ate it

>8AM start time on a thursday for kusoge
wife's toughest battle yet

>>57429212
PST Shoggers existing genuinely surprises me

>>57429975
why we already know theres a jimbob from florida

>>57430443
That’s EST…

>>57430641
me retard

>>57431107
fuck even me calling myself retarded looks like im insulting you its over

Her toes...

Shondo should give us the feet redeem already I'm sick of waiting

She loves you all

>>57436052
I love her more

Shondo's streams lower my blood pressure... I wish her za bes

>>57419585
GRAPE

Worship my tiny shontoes, peasant.

it's shover...

who?

>>57440003
shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop

>>57441777
me

>>57441777
my wife, can't you read?

alright good night shoggas
gonna dream about licking wifey's ear holes and making her cum as my tongue tickles her brain

>>57443977
That's an impressive tongue, the ear doesn't even go all the way into the brain.

bump

I worry a lot that I'm taking advantage of her kindness

>>57444969
How so?

good morning

>>57444969
just on your daki to make up for it

>>57445218
She gives me attention but she probably feels like she has to because the fanart I make is of her

>>57446192
>do something nice for someone
>they do something nice back for you
I think you might be autistic if you think this is taking advantage of her

>>57446192
Maybe you are just overthinking it

Good morning I love my wife and my wife loves me, and she loves (you)!

Me and my wife.

>>57447491
Also pictured, me and my wife.

>>57447491
Me and my mother (im the baby)

>>57447591
I will grape you

My wife and my girlfriend (her wife).

>>57448844
>puts them both in blacked underwear
what did he mean by this

>>57447491
I think you are overfeeding your wife, shogga

>>57449047
What sort of permanently online thinking is this? How far do these cuck associations go for you anon? Maybe it's time to step outside for a bit

>>57449689
Why did you give him a (You)?

>>57449689
As online as the man who makes a living drawing loli vtubers

>fetish art

me luv wife, wife only luv me money
tale as old as time

Need internal anatomy of shondos ear with a tongue inside it

Wake up babe, new Otis dropped.

>>57451815

He makes me angry because she makes me angry

If you want something to watch until Shon starts, big sis Vivi is live with tarot readings and she’s using her Shondo mousepad, very cute.
http://twitch.tv/vividlyVIVI

>>57452036
Vivi is one of shondos friends that I dont mind watching since shes already taken and I dont think shondo would get jealous over

>>57452198
She wouldnt get jealous anyway and youre insane if you think she would. Just don't make her numbers go down because that would make her nervous

>>57452198
taken by whom?

>>57452599
Her husband, Boy. She's been taken for 12 years and doesn't hide it.

>>57452655
what a whore

>>57452707
Hey now, she's married just like us

>>57452707
>married to one person since highschool
>whore
???

>>57452198
Hence why I thought it would be fine to post her, she’s just very comfy to watch. Very older sister vibe.

>>57452752
>has a husband
>still complains about being sad and lonely to bait saviorfags into feeling sorry and donating to her
yes, a whore

>>57452707
She’s the opposite of a whore, he’s her high school sweetheart, they’ve been together since they were 16. She worked 3 jobs to help put him through college and now he has a job he lets her do vtubing and just chill out. Vivi is a sweetheart.

>>57452828
Thats a really cute story, Im glad shondo has someone like vivi as a friend

>>57452892
Vivi is also the one person who’s been there for Shondo since the start, I’m really glad she got her into the Barbie Girls because now it really is just Shondo’s friend harem.

>>57452828
every parasocial streamer is a whore. also i don't understand men who'd donate to someone like her.

>>57453023
You seem to be lost, buddy.

>>57453023
Every streamer is parasocial you retard
So you think openly married people just shouldn’t stream? Fuck off

>>57453101
why's that? i'm not complaining about parasocialism in and of itself, you retarded faggot.
>>57453120
>So you think openly married people just shouldn’t stream? Fuck off
they can, but they shouldn't use tactics like complaining about how sad and lonely they are or how much they love or miss their fans to get money from their fans.

>>57453199
>married people cannot be unhappy in any way
>married people cannot like people aside from their spouse
ogey

On an unrelated note, I hate to say it but niggers aren't human.

>>57453293
neither are things i said. great job.

>>57453199
Actually kill yourself

>>57453395
Then why are you opposed to her saying either lmao
Just admit your opinions on marriage are. little silly

>>57453544
holy ESL

>>57453362
Based.

Reminder for all of you who dream about dating or marrying a vtuber: she will never love you as much as she loves chat, she will always be thinking of what she can do for chat while she's with you, if you do anything interesting with her she will be thinking about how she wants to tell chat about it. That obscure hobby she has that she tries to talk to you about and you try to show interest but she can tell you don't know anything about it? One of her 1000 chatters has that exact hobby and talks to her about it. You can compete in any way with a faceless group of 1000 people, financially, with providing attention, emotionally, nothing.

>>57453654
this is some premium cope

>>57453654
She rubs my belly and wipes my butt.

>>57453654
Did Shondo write this? What about my penis

>>57453738
giwtwm

>>57453738
YWNBO

Shondo in an hour

Are you ready to let Shondo cheer you up? A lot of you need it

How much of the shondo we see is the real her? We only see her behind a wall of meds behind a curtain of opsec lies wrapped in a character that's RPing as a girl who admitted to streaming for money

>>57454986
My mental health is usually the inverse of Shondo, so I've been feeling pretty good the last week. Luckily for me when I'm feeling bad she usually is in the mood to stalk/respond a lot so it helps me through it

>>57455019
She’s said many times she streams because it pays the bills but she still would even if it didn’t, just less since she’d need a job. How retarded are you that this upsets you?

>>57455183
Why are you replying?

>sees a shawarma
>"woow big hotdog!"

>>57454986
Shondo makes me even more insane so I think this will make us both crazier
That's ok though because crazy is the most energetic I feel

>>57455550
>sees Tyler
>wooow big hotdog!

>>57454986
I'm looking forward to today's stream, I'm feeling very down lately and I'm hyped to be able to eat dinner while she's on today. Been feeling like shit because I broke up with my oshi this week

>>57455709
Who was your oshi

>>57455709
That sucks anon, I'm sure the stream will help. Rumina?

Does anyone remember what stream the last baby time was in? I can't find it

>>57456313
Found a clip of it. Maybe that will help you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soMDo2UIimc

>>57456313
>>57456451
Just noticed that she called the subs on the top right "daily WAGIES". Has to be a Stanley Parable stream, right?

>>57453738
No. What she will do is strap you in a diaper and force you to shit yourself while tied up on the bed.
No wipes for you mister.

>>57456580
Worth it if she still rubs my belly

>>57456313
>>57456451
>>57456524
Found it, stream on June 24th. But the twitch vod is dead. It was the stanley parable

>>57456759
Want me to upload it after the stream?

>>57456857
That would be great anon, thank you so much

Shes american at heart

She's so cute.
I love that she is doing L2D again.

Shadow will fix everything is getting deleted as a redeem. I feel like it gets abused at least once a stream lately.

>>57458099
itll probably come back later on at some point, she did say she likes to try and rotate the redeems when they get too stale

She sounds unusually sexy today

I can't focus with those thick loli thighs on the screen ToT

I'm not going to buy that shit, and I wish she would stop drinking it.

>>57458628
its just caffeine and vitamins, doesnt even have sugar in it. whats the problem?

>>57458628
I'll try it but I'm trying to wean myself off of caffeine. That said I'll buy a lot if they come out with a Shondo Sweat flavor.

i'm going fucking senile. i forgot the started early today despite her telling us repeatedly yesterday.

>>57458680
Gay names. It turns you faggier.

>>57458764
They do have caffeine-free versions

>>57458764
There's caffeine free ones apparently

>>57458790
Anon Shondo literally can't get much faggier than she is now, she'll be fine

>>57458628
same, but she can probably get some passive money from it so as long as it doesnt impact stream quality it will be fine

Shondo powder nose flavour ToT

>>57458846
the sus amogus will be replaced by a big gamersup ad

Use the code 'shondo' at check out for 10% off!

>>57458910
its fucking over

>>57458910
No...

Why are there so many people already, is this because of cooksie
I fucking hate clippers so much I want them all dead

>>57459060
Vivi raided her with almost 600 people

>>57459104
i forgor, just saw some dumb child comments in chat

got my replacement merch today. she wrote my name on the poster and gave me a couple of free keychains. i love her so much <3

>not sponsored yet btw

>>57459187
Shondo is terrible at advertising actual sponsored products and is great at shilling stuff for free

why is chat concernfagging over 3 cups of coffee? a single can of celsius contains like 5 cups

>>57459231
chat likes to concernfag over shit shes been doing for years all the time, nothing new

>>57459231
celsius is fucking weird that shit makes my skin tingle like my arm fell asleep but i can still move it

>>57459231
I don't think she should be drinking coffee on all her meds, but also it hasn't killed her yet so it's probably fine

>>57459290
that's probably the niacin

>tranny raid

Jesus, how many raids is she gonna get?

Who the fuck are these people?

>/soc/ cat killer raid

>>57459472
>another one

wtf is happening? lol

>>57459519
what

I've never been able to tell if Cvnka's name is like Sewerslvt and I'm meant to just assume it's a u, or if it's actually meant to be a v

Man everyone loves Shondo, even people I'd assume hate lolis

>>57459506
MY LIGGAS

>and now we're married
hah, enjoy your brainworms

SHE SAID THE MARRIAGE THING. I REPEAT, SHE SAID THE THING. IT'S NOT OVER BROS

I'm surprised shondo doesn't know cv. They seem like they would have hung around the same places on the internet and be part of the same groups years back

>>57459568
>implying people don't raid for clout

I'm being schizophrenic im aware but the way she said "now we're married" felt like a direct call out to the people who were complaining about it in this thread

there goes your theory anons

SHE SAID IT Oh nonono schizosisters

>>57459568
She's too lovable

>>57459611
only watched cvnka once but i got normalfag vibes from her

I want clout chasers to fuck off

>>57459701
Say that in chat, see how she responds

>>57459661
Shes insane

>>57459661
>normalfag vibes
>from binkus
how?

>>57459701
It's just a raid anon, not like they're begging for a collab or some shit

>KEKW

What the fuck is wrong with the norf? Is it the water?

David Cage good?

>>57459972
Cringe for not doubling down

>>57459804
i dunno, just got ironic edgy tiktokfag vibes from her. also not a fan of zoomers trying to emulate 90s vibes without understanding it or having lived through it. i can give her another shot if it makes you happy

>>57459972
But his games ARE for fags.

My wife can cope

i'm impressed by her retention from the raids. when i see raids everyone usually leaves instantly. just goes to show how charismatic she is i suppose

>>57460081
She used to post on r9k, I think, for years and posted in pmg when it started, she's probably here right now after the raid.

>>57460359
>every shitposter here is a chuuba

she hates shondopilled

>>57460669
no just his audience

>most of you came from clips
what did she mean by this

>>57460359
That's why I said clout chasers can fuck off

the irony is that this is probably going to be a clip

>>57460775
I hope so, that way chat shitting on him will be in the clip

When will Shondo go to the doctor

>>57460835
lol

>>57460835
Shadowmama will drag her there herself eventually

>>57460835
ask her in stream

>get them up boys

Is she shitting on forsen? kek

>>57460835
later TM

>>57460946
mine's already up through shondo's whole stream

I remember watching some clips of her going "BASED BASED BASED" and thinking "what a stupid abnoxious zoomer, how can someone like that shit"

>>57460985
shogga. She's shitting on all streamers with that statement

>>57459556
>sewerslvt
similar artists are so fucking weird man. there was one that had a mental breakdown over lolis despite his name literally being "loli in early 20s", wanted to make a social movement to change the meaning of loli, made an ineffective name change to "rory in early 20s"(rory mercury) in order to deflect, and removed all the lolicore genre tags from his videos too. he was making that genre of music for over 2 years, what the fuck

>Shondo burp
ToT

i need a clip of that

>>57461063
Oh I saw that too, shame since some of his music was pretty good. I like breakcore but also for some reason it has a giant overlap with the most mentally ill trannies online, moreso than the average one.

>>57461073
shondo does NOT burp!

does anyone have a complete collection of otis pics since shondo's old personal twitter got b&

@OnionOfSolitude @TermeBruch no breaking containment please

>>57461500
using (you) has been commonplace in her community for a while newfag

>>57461500
retard

>>57461568
>>57461574
forgive me as i am drunk

She's a sweet angel

>still not over the GTA incident
Also it's probably the ADHD
t. has ADHD and can't remember shit

did she forget she lied about her height?

>>57461747
Yeah, she said she was 73cm when she's actually 3cm. This WHORE.

>>57461747
and her age

>>57461747
And her past experiences with nightclubs

>>57461747
And her cute cunny pictures she sents to me every night

Its true

>>57461905
What do you mean?

>>57461951
t. me

>>57461958
Who's weenie?

>>57461984
mine

>>57461984
some artist it seems

>>57461454
https://files.catbox.moe/up30nj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/sdl5zw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/4ms87k.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ug2jzt.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ut6zng.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/rbr72t.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/52etw8.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/oplcre.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/yac578.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/diapej.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/lslnmi.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/hnmpyb.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0osrwm.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ki9psy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/mohu8x.jpg
Might not be a complete collection

>>57462060
>https://files.catbox.moe/ki9psy.jpg
Every time I see this picture a scream automatically plays in my head

whos savli

>>57462296
Isn't Savi that one black youtube chuuba that does funny voices?

>>57462296
some male

>>57462296
vtuber, she's one of olivia's many friends. she's a chair force milf who streams stuff like dark souls

>>57462380
Twitch, and she's Latina

stop reading the thread

Did someone say something about the replies thing, or has she been /here/ again

She's talking about me

SHADOW WHY DO YOU ONLY REPLY EVERY 2ND DAY TO ME, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Today has been a rrat slaughter

>>57462518
I wouldn't be surprised if someone here whined to her about it in her DMs that she didn't give them attention for 3 seconds

>>57462518
I don't think she'd come here

no one believes you

>>57462518
The guy who told her to raise gain said he’s happy his message was read.
He’s lucky she’s nice.

>>57462574
speak for yourself schizo faggot

the dm whiner is a 20-30 month sub huh

>>57462598
yeah? what were you expecting?

>>57462598
Are you surprised?

>>57462598
>pretending it isnt everyone subbed for at least 18 months

>>57462560
>implying her damage control is real
its favorite theory

>>57462677
Anon please stop coping

>just said if she doesn't read you your post wasn't interesting enough
Lmao unread chatters BTFO

See, faggots? It's not about effort or good messages. It's about if you have the right connection with her. If you're not a favorite by now, just find a 2vyu chuuba you actually connect with.

>>57462727
She ignores mine, but reads it if someone else writes the same message.

>>57462727
no she said she can't reply to emotes

>>57453654
is this the copypasta from the filipino /soc/ whore

>makes fun of rrat
>local shitposter starts having a meltdown
kek

>>57462060
god my son is so adorable

>>57462727
>saying this
>after she admits shes more magnetized to her faves low effort shitposts than hi effort nobodies

Sorry, she's not accepting anymore favorites. Try again with a 2view instead.

I feel like Shondo has been wearing her hood more often

>>57462923
Luckely I'm a favorite

I looked away, did she leak something?

>>57462955
Well duh we're moving into Autumn and she needs more layers to stay warm

>>57462974
Which of the 15 are you?

>>57463026
Almost leaked new outfit

Rucaco HATE

>>57463026
no

>>57463026
Almost

>>57463076
HATE HATE HATE

>>57463026
She leaked her gamer juice all over my cock

>>57462955
the hood just got a few updates, its pretty cute

Is there a single chatter that is liked by others or is it all bitter jealousy and disdain?

Maybe you'd have more slots if you weren't spending your free time cock hunting on Valorant, Rucaco

>>57463134
abcs is my favorite

just do a collab and shill rucaco, she'll draw you after it, don't ask why

>>57463134
if someone says they like a certain person in this thread they are that person

>>57463160
Honestly I preferred the rrat that she got a bf and that's why she fucked off, at least there'd be some kind of excuse, but fucking VALORANT? You're going to ignore your daughter who loves you over fucking Valorant?

>>57463076
I unironically think she only dropped by to promote her twitch

>>57463134
I hate every single one of you

>>57463134
No, this community sees each other as competition so we're always belittling each other and tearing each other down.

>>57463134
Everyone likes me, because I love all of you <3

>>57463134
I have no reason to be jealous and shoggers who do not cause disdain aren't significant enough to remember the names of

>>57463134
People have called me based before.

>>57463134
scottyhertz

>>57463134
I like you guys...

>>57463134
probably hiro, he's just autistic and cringe in the right way

>>57463134
The one who drew snaildo.

>>57463134
I like the ones that are the most serious about her. It's a collective effort

>>57463271
Fuck off Hiro

>>57463320
fuck off ray

You guys are a real riot.

>>57463347
fuck off dewdhole

>>57463134
I like a few shoggers but I don't want to see them shitposted

>>57463134
I fucking hate myself. that count?

I only dislike the people who clearly just see her as a source of attention instead of actually liking her

>>57463134
I don't hate any chatters, but there's a few I wish weren't such spergs

>>57463299
I drew Slugdo, do you also like me >-<

>>57463349
oh yeah? riot THIS *rapes you*

>>57463397
im sorry for being a sperg

>>57463134
I don't hate anyone

>>57463435
post it

you liars

>>57463388
>liking a woman

>>57463435
I used to hate you but I think you are a cool guy now

>>57463134
I like a lot of husbands! (You) might even be one of them!

>>57463526
AREYOUAGAY

>>57463435
I used to like you but I think you are a faggot now

did she forget the background art again

>>57463639
homeless ant is right there

>>57463134
you guys hate me but i deserve it so ive accepted it

>>57463639
no she changed it, she checked the tag earlier

>>57463500
(Had to get it from archive sorry)

>>57463711
ok, I like you

>>57463711
Shes naked without her shell, what a whore

>>57463711
so cute

>>57463711
>has ribbons
Thats my wife right there

I think they regulate energy supplements more than they used to, all I know is that type of shit was highly suspect back when I took preworkout

>>57463614
No, you're just supposed to use them for attention and sexual gratification without actually getting attached

>>57463711
>wrist not covered
that's schnidoo

I like how even in the donos you can tell who's a favorite and who isn't. If you haven't whaled enough by now, it's too late.

>>57463865
Sounds kinda gay bro

sorry I was one of the shondophrenic schizos and I missed her apparently slaying that rrat
I didn't talk to her about it or anything

>>57463947
>fellas is it gay to fuck women

>>57463946
The way her voice raises when she's reading a dono from a favorite. Fucking hate it

>>57463977
She didn't slay shit. She just made a weak attempt at damage control because she saw all the sperging yesterday.
>>57464027
And when she's not, you can tell she's struggling not to skip the message.

>>57463946
>>57464027
post the list of favourites already I want to laugh at it

>>57464131
Stop giving him attention

So let me get this straight, now that she reached 100k followers she's done trying with non favorites and isn't accepting anyone else? Is this it?

has she forgotten what being poor is like already

>>57464224
Yeah, it's over.

Shondo...

>>57464224
If it's true I'll end up killing myself. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing until the end of the year and see how I stand

She confirmed today "Be better". I want to hear no more complaining in these god forsaken threads since she spoonfed you how to not be a fucking dullard.

she lies about reading every message by the way, i honestly don't know why she lies about it.

>>57464224
I think I barely made it. I might be a 2nd grade husband

Mods need to stop making out and do their jobs, it's every stream at this point

This guy's kinda based

Don't PETTHEMODS they took too long

>>57464540
When is she getting new mods? She talked about opening applications 6 months ago. She needs it, lots of vibe breakers recently

I'm sorry shoggers but I like chatters like that more than any of you

>>57464479
It's just a woman moment, she said she doesn't look at names but also wants to read everyone's message at least once a stream

>>57464224
I'm in... Luckily I'm a 2.5 grade husband...

>>57464478
>shitpost in chat
>be a favorite
also
>syntax error
opinion discarded

Hacking Shondo's PC as I type this and getting all those Otis pics she keeps to herself

>>57464224
Do 2nd class husbands count? Can they ascend to favorites? I think anyone who responds to all her tweets and has been around for at least 3-6 months counts as a 2nd class husband

What are the benefits of being a favourite anyway?

Please stop samefagging it's really weird

>>57464805
Cunny pictures

Bets on if she will uoh over Tyler again today

>guitar QTE
Only in Cage games

>>57464805
People will seethe about you here.

>>57464805
Your wife loving you

>>57464805
>reads every message
>responds to your every twitter post
>because she stalks your feed
>follows you from chat to chat so you spend extra time together
>DM loveletter exchange

That knocking? Me.

Why did David have to make every single QTE this stupid simon says

>>57465006
retarded fake autist

>>57465043
Autism

>looking through the art tag
>find last years card
>white (you)s
>there were 5 of them before
DMerbros.......

Why doesn't David Cage just make movies? It's clearly what he's always wanted.

god I love this game

>>57465118
>gatorschizos massive fucking "tile"
So happy that fag got told to go fuck himself this year

>>57464987
forgot
>modifies her content, behaviour and beliefs just to please you
If Shondo thinks it's just attention and replies then she's missed the point of what people complain about /here/ entirely

>>57465277
>she's missed the point of what people complain about /here/ entirely
That's a relief, because she shouldn't be reading these fucking threads in the first place.

>>57465277
>>modifies her content, behaviour and beliefs just to please you
genuinely when has this happened?

>>57465255
Considering the months long tantrum he threw in response, was it worth it?

>>57465334
Yes

>>57465334
yes

>>57465324
Never, but you're also expecting a lot if you think the average thread shitter watches streams?

>>57465324
Started coming down hard on fetish friends to please Ren and Fleece

I desperately want shondo to notice I watch someone else, go to that person's chat while I'm there, @ me and tell me to come home fight now (to her stream) before continuing with stream.

>if you watch other streamers you are sub human
why did she say this

>>57465405
It was for Ren not Fleece he just got on his pedestal as usual lol

>>57464805
You can have a thread full of retarded jealous shitters making stuff up and she still loves you. It's amazing.

>>57458910
It will be shaped like an amogus.

>>57465324
Shes said that if she notices someone hasn't been in chat for a while she would schedule a stream she knows he would like to bait him back

thread started off so cute too

>>57465518
Just report and ignore shogger

>fuck my cunny sideways you sexy beast
why did she say this

>>57465507
when

>tree pees on the floor and seat
>critter shits on the floor
Whats happening in that house

>>57465612
she said it to me

>>57465570
Nothing has been off topic you autistic retard

NICE GAME DAVID

>>57459394
Yeah that's the real worry.
Caffeine can increase the efficacy of several medications and vitamin intake in general, it's why you see things like caffeine painkiller combos and the like.
Some fruit can do that as well, I think it was watermelon? Oh no it was Grapefruit you need to watch out for, that one can interact with a fuckload of meds. It's all very context heavy though, all medical sheets will mention if there is interactions with common foods.

>>57465622
She did say that A LONG time ago I don't think it still holds up

>>57465622
Like 6 months ago, maybe longer

>>57465682
caffeine is for bitches anyways, just wake up nigga

>>57465710
>>57465714
do you have a stream title or vod? I'm curious in what mental state did she say that

>>57465772
I doubt any adult can just wake up without chaffing. We evolved to slowly wake up over an hour as the sun slowly rise, not to instantly get up like now

>>57465927
ready to go in an instant is pretty tough, but after a shower and getting a snack and some time you will be fine

david cage is a mental health master

>>57465786
I don't maybe the timestamps have it

>>57465927
Plenty of people have most of their energy in the morning, they get up and immediately start exercising and it feels natural to them.

>>57466027
I think he just has a watersports fetish

>>57466109
Yeah, you would too if you werent a low t beta with a stimulant addiction.

>didn’t sex the woman up
Shondo SUCKS at this

>asexual
>fails to get sex
checks out

>>57466382
My wife is a sexual failure….

shogger just got smited by jannies

>>57466175
he just like me frfr

>real ass little girl
>instantly makes smooching noises

>every negative post ITT was 1 guy
Lmao

>>57466525
Not sure what rule he was breaking

>>57466525
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>57466555
Maybe the BBC post, or just for shitting up the thread in general. I don't really care

>>57466555
being sea

>>57466602
Why does he look like the dude from the Bee Movie

Be honest, how many push ups can you do?

>>57466694
0 It's fucking shover for me

>>57466555
trolling outside of /b/, I guess

>>57466694
25-30

>>57466694
Without pause? About 20. If you can pause for a few seconds at the top now and then then 100+

>>57466694
30 on a good day, 20ish on a normal one

>>57466694
I regularly do 3 sets of 15

>>57466694
40 most of the time

>>57466694
I just did 30 in a row, just for you shogger

>>57466525
It should've been obvious
I fucking knew it

>>57466694
32 but I hit shoulders before stream so I'm still sore

>>57466857
I mean yeah, the favorite shitposting shit is almost always the same dude, you can tell by how he can’t help but to do it all at the same time

New
>>57466934
>>57466934
>>57466934

Good numbers my shoggas
>>57466726
It's never too late to start

>>57466694
ive gone 50-60 at most but now im lacking, probably closer to 30 now

>>57466977
Would Shondo count this as neck being covered?

>>57467062
probably not, if there was just one line depicting the ribbon beneath the collar it wouldve been fine. in art without the ribbons the x scars are sometimes a lot higher on the neck but the ribbons are usually drawn on the base of the neck, weird

>>57465927
I can manage it and I'm 36.
My papa at 92 had more energy than my mother in her 50s.
Maybe you should fix your diet bro.

>>57468412
Did your dad bang your mom at 56 when she was 10? Wtf is wrong with your family