/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57367739
>m*les
i hope they remain broken, or even kill themselves as a result

i have a better question. why doesn't my oshi use her massive futanari cock to play whack a mole with my prostate huh?

>>57367834
You hate them because you see yourself in them.

>>57367739
Vtubing self selects. You have to have no better career prospects than to gamble like this, being a streamer of any success requires some minimum level of charisma but not being a face streamer also means you probably have a reason not to want to be seen

These two factors limit the amount of reasons someone would get into it and reach this level of activity. They're not cripplingly awkward, and if they're in Cover they probably have some amount of traditional talent, so there's a solid chance that they have some kind of backstory or piss luck

It's not that he picks broken people, it's that he picks from broken people

>>57368009
you fucking dumbass, that's the best part

>>57368310
sucidal ?

>>57368473
You're wrong.

Lamborghini Aventador LP 750-4 Superveloce Roadster.

>>57367739
This is the industry secret: hire sad girls.

>>57367739
Mr Yagoo's Home for Talented Children.

>>57367739
Because people like that have are both interesting and motivated to keep streaming.

>>57367739
some are great , while others just shit on the company and ideals
DEATH TO EN STARS!!!!!!
DEATH TO Homobeggers
DEATH TO MORI!

>>57367739
>there was a chance in 2020 that holostars could have actually inclined and not been pathetic, but they stopped appealing to the redditor mass

>>57367739
You have to be broken to do something like this

>>57368009

I like them cause I see myself in them

>>57367739
half of this is about holostars. who cares about holostars.

>>57369482
>there was a chance in 2020 that holostars could have actually inclined
Nah, even back then it was only Roberu and Astel that had a shot at mass appeal. At a lesser extent, Aruran had some steam too but not comparable to the other two.

>>57367834
so true sister
#cut4hex

>>57367739
I'm gonna guess the normies are working more normal jobs but now that vtubers or at least holos are making bank the normies will turn away from their spreadsheets and come flooding in

>>57367739
Thanks for posting this, maybe some of the shitposters with at least a little conscience will read pic related and change their ways

>>57367739
Anon, if you somehow manage to conceive of a fully unbroken person who hasn't become one with the void, please phone the philosophy department at the nearest university and tell that they're now free and can go home

>>57367739
>why does yagoo like hiring broken people
it works

>>57367899
Your prostate isn't supposed to come out of your anus, Anon. You have a severe prolapse.

>>57367739
You need mental illness to be a sucessful VTuber

>>57374764
I love lucy

>>57368857
I couldn't be arsed to finish it.

>>57367739
I miss the pre-/vt/ days.
The average user here these days are absolute snakes that want people to suffer.

>>57375475
The Kiara, kek

Tempus really did mindbreak this place, huh.

>>57375475
Fuck it I finished it

>>57375475
Fuck it finished it

>>57367739
All of this is fake by the way. Dude just made shit up knowing nobody watches Holostars lol.

There's some real BS mixed in there. Temma was such a nerd that his girlfriend left him (graduated the top of his class in both high school and university) and one of Oga's strongest memories about video games is loading up his deceased father's FFIII save file and seeing the party members named after him and his sister.

Aruran using a cardboard box as a desk and sleeping in a sleeping bag because he didn't have a bed is real though.

>>57367834
kys

Do people really believe all the stories vtubers tell?
I mean some are believeable, but then you have the "social introvert", "I'm a neet I swear", "I was a delinquent" that are clear bs
They're a bunch of normies with nothing special

>>57367739
I thought that was Sakana???? Not yagoo

>>57378537
>They're a bunch of normies with nothing special
This isn't even true of most of Niji. What kind of normie do you think becomes a vtuber and takes it seriously?

>>57367739
YAGOD.... I kneel.

>>57367739
>Kanata was so poor she ate grass
False if you know her PL, and she said it as a joke, no idea who the fuck make up that joke on a sad tale
>Miko getting sick all the time
False if you know her PL
>Aqua having social issues and autism
False as fuck if you know her PL
>Korone and Okayu never talking to anybody but each other
Lmao
>Polka
This one is true
>Pekora being a introvert and NEET
False, she was a variety streamer on NicoNico and had a half-time work attending public
>Matsuri being fat
True
>Subaru
She had heart correction operations when she was a baby, she can't even remember them, the rest is false as fuck, subaru is know by being a liar
>Sora, Ina and Fubuki
Literally nothing
>Homos
Aruran, Miyabi and Rikka are true, the rest are just them being retards and making bad life decisions.

>>57382113
enjoy your ban doxfag

>>57383947
Where is the doxx? retard

>>57367739
vtubing offers the opportunity for social outcasts to entertain others with an entirely new persona.

The job empowers those with any physical or mental impairment that denies them opportunities in the real world.

>>57384016
Well, see, your mistake was not wording it in a positive light like OP is and also everyone in OP's screencap were.

>>57387180
I think the other thing is that OP is framing it as something they’ve mentioned on stream, rather than waving a giant “I’m a doxxnigger” sign by using terms like PL.

>from 2020
Could it be? Is that greentext the oldest existing holostars fanfiction?

>>57367739
This is some fantasy which ignores some important details. The first is that you need the necessary equipment to audition in the first place, which does not come cheap by any means. The second point is that you need to pay for travel yourself during the hiring process which includes training. You simply cannot fulfill the basic requirements of the auditioning and hiring process if you are poor.

>>57367739
Broken people are the best entertainers.

>>57379000
The kind of normie who goes to /b/ and post their photo

>>57369482
Aruran murdered his own incline witht he model change.

>>57367739
Watame's fucked up childhood should be at the top of the list OP pic
Also theres Aloe's fucked up father...

>>57394452
The Aloe stuff is crazy. Only time I ever saw people use doxx shit for good(finding her fanbox and sending her messages and money)

>>57378908
Literally all vtubing agencies do this. It's also funny that people romanticize others that have fucked up members when VShojo literally has Ironmouse as a member whose tragic backstory blows away pretty much everyone else's.

>>57367739
Kaoru one is most hilarious one. Fucking bastard should seek help for his gambling addiction.

>>57367739
This feels so stupid, bc all people have issues they won't tell you about, but somehow it's their whole personality when a streamer talks about some trauma in their past. I literally don't know anyone who didn't go though some shit. If they joined hololive and told the shit, tHeY wOuLd bE bRoKen tOo. In reality they are just normal people, that tell you some intimate details to be simpathetic and connect with their audience. No need to make them all into tragic heroines, bc they lived though some shit

>>57397374
most normies live pretty sheltered lives, most don't have stories like in OP

>>57378537
All of these are pretty normal life experiences. I was in a gang into my mid 20s and now I'm a /vt/ poster. Life is just something that happens

Broken people understand the value of a 2nd chance.
Only TRULY broken people fuck it up and waste it.

>>57368288
>You have to have no better career prospects than to gamble like this
Lamy could've taken over her father's company, though. She didn't want to after becoming a streamer

>>57369456
YASS SISTER!
#diet4fulgur

rushia...

>>57397374
normal people have mostly uneventful lives, at least the ones I talked to did. they didn't have to eat rotten food or wrap duct tape around their shoes in place of the soles

>>57394789
she omits having a child.

>>57378537
Get off my board, tranny naysayer

>>57404477
>wrap duct tape around their shoes in place of the soles
I'd call myself kinda normal, but I did that a lot as a kid cause I'd wear my shoes out walking like 3-4 miles to school almost every day.

>>57408296
Mood.
It's not as rare as you'd think.

>>57367739
mucho texto

>>57378537
i lead a shitter life so yes I belieb it

>>57394789
It means they're more vulnerable and likely to be loyal to the company/team. It can be very exploitative.

>>57368009
based