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Crystal Charging Edition

Old Thread: >>57320089

>Links:
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Randonneuring
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@RandonNeuring
Unlisted VOD Archive: https://vtubie.com/randon-neuring/

>OP Template:
https://pastebin.com/XHefyShm

>> No.57342608

orc love orc love orc love orc love orc love orc love orc love orc love orc love orc love orc love

>> No.57342633
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>> No.57342649

kek I was never baking, I was just doing a bit

>> No.57342664

lando hate lando hate lando hate lando hate lando hate lando hate lando hate lando hate

>> No.57342665

I WANT TO BE MATING PRESSED BY THE ORC AAAAAAA

>> No.57342681

elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate elf hate

>> No.57342704
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>>57342608

>> No.57342718
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randon love
lando love
akashi love
/orc/ love
tempus love

>> No.57342759

God, orcs are so S E X

>> No.57342769

>lets do an art stream soon
they'll finally repay their debts..

>> No.57342778

>Ambitious Cool Stuff
BASE BASED BASED BASED BASED

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>>57342681

>> No.57342850

Graduate Professor Lando

>> No.57342878

while i didn't care for 3dpd stuff i feel kind of bad that he looked at the thread and apparently felt self-conscious enough about it to remove the twerking sub notification

>> No.57342901

>>57342850
But he already did, how do you think he became of Professor?

>> No.57342958

>>57342878
I don't.

>> No.57342963

>>57342878
if he's that sensitive then maybe he shouldnt be coming here

>> No.57342967

>>57342769
My personal rrat is that what unfolded on that faithful day (the disappearance and all what happened behind the scenes) was their art stream.

>> No.57342977

>Hakka-
WHAT
>-se
Oh
shit this is gonna take some time to get used to

>> No.57342979

>>57342878
I feel good about it. Makes things way better.

>> No.57343011

>>57342850
he got fired for antisemitism

>> No.57343022
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>> No.57343025

>>57342901
Terminate Professor Lando

>> No.57343121
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>> No.57343149

kill professor lando

>> No.57343152

Impregnate Professor Lando

>> No.57343167

a wood chuck is a beaver isnt it

>> No.57343204

>>57342878
His girlfriend makes his ego too big

>> No.57343214
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hey

>> No.57343228
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>> No.57343241

>>57343214
wrong ears

>> No.57343245

You guys are silly <3

>> No.57343255

>>57343214
at least its not the black edit

>> No.57343269

>>57343214
its elf randon

>> No.57343329

>>57343204
randon makes a lot of things big for lando

>> No.57343344

>>57343214
Where's the hot black edit???

>> No.57343371

>>57342878
it was weird
it is funny to see sometimes, but all the inmigrants from his PL will be weirded out by seeing that AND his face, is a weird hit
maybe change it for something like a big donation or a raid if he still wants to keep it around

>> No.57343396

>>57343022
He doesn't have a crystal anymore. What the fuck do I use??
I made this image.

>> No.57343401

>You ever have a panic attack when you get DM'd while you're streaming

>> No.57343403

that was me that just DM'd Randon

>> No.57343439

>Ever have a panic attack when you get a DM during a stream
>Pekora terrified of DMs during streams
What the fuck have the managers done to these people???

>> No.57343450

sorry i had to send randon a dick pic guys

>> No.57343479

>>57343371
I think it's more that vtubers typically collab with other vtubers and it's kinda weird to have a vtuber collab with a fleshy.

>> No.57343490

>Alter
....

>> No.57343509

>>57343450
Yeah, my dick

>> No.57343540

lando wants all horses to be exterminated

>> No.57343555 [SPOILER] 
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>>57343255
>>57343344

*chuckles*
You mean, the black edit?
I assume you mean the black edit in the last thread, because if that's what you're concerned about, have one right /here/.

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>>57343396

>> No.57343567

>>57343214
Blasphemy.

>> No.57343585

>>57343540
horse is an allegory for jews

>> No.57343626
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>>57343555
kimoi i hate darkies

>> No.57343660

>>57343555
Blessed, thank you anonchama he's so dreamy

>> No.57343700

>>57343660
shut up Mori

>> No.57343718

Girl_DM can fuck off. There's only one girl I want around here and she doesn't even want to be a girl.

>> No.57343725

>>57343214
HE'S A FUCKING NI

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>>57343555
>>57343626
IM NOT DOING THIS TIMELOOP AGAIN FUCK OFF

>> No.57343771

>>57342718
amen.

>> No.57343801

>>57343479
ye I also agree with that
but foremost
Lando if you read this
do whatever the fuck makes you happy, thats why you are in this position right now, if you are going to just make yourself hate streaming because you tried to please everyone, you are retarded

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>>57343725
>>57343555
MY NIGGA

>> No.57343831

>>57343718
Who?

>> No.57343849

>>57343801
lando hate

>> No.57343897

>>57343801
But also Lando, if not twerking on camera every 5 seconds makes you sad then kill yourself.

>> No.57343935

>>57343555
that kinda looks like my dad

>> No.57344005

>>57343935
Youre the buttbaby...

>> No.57344012

>>57343935
kek

>> No.57344016

>>57343831
randon's femboy friend

>> No.57344019

>>57343897
ye I also agree with that

>> No.57344029

>>57342878
To be frank, while I'm gland his back is healed and he can twerk spectacularly, the whole idea is too American for me.
But sure, he should do whatever. he wants

>> No.57344052

I FUCKING mostly enjoy, like a solid 6.8/10, LANDO

>> No.57344059

>>57343935
why are you black

>> No.57344070

Lando just had his own "Tall, er, as big as an ant" moment.

>> No.57344121

>>57343935
randon dont look at the thread while on a stream

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>>57343831

>> No.57344190

they should drop apex for warzone

>> No.57344194

>>57344172
SEEEEEX

>> No.57344206

lando # fagging again...

>> No.57344240

>Randon giggles
Tskr........

>> No.57344287

>>57343228
This gave me an idea...

>> No.57344294

>want to wear a skirt and get railed by randon
>6 foot 5 covered in hair
im not gonna make it bros

>> No.57344355

>Lando's never played sea of thieves

>> No.57344367

they mentioned the meme...

>> No.57344370

>>57344294
just wear the skirt
don't let your dreams be memes anon

>> No.57344373
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Ppplease help we need more puzzlefags
https://puzzle.aggie.io/KubGc9

>> No.57344385

>Sea of Thieves
oh noooooo they are gonna be even more unhinged if they get a full Galleon crew.

>> No.57344446
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LINK IT, JUST DOI IT!
ITS ON TOPIC NOW!

>> No.57344455

>>57344373
anon they're fucking streaming right now

>> No.57344476

>>57344446
not risking a b& sorry clown

>> No.57344538

>They're talking about that old clown of a commander vtuber.
I'm glad that despite everything, we can still be so close to "home".

>> No.57344549
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>>57344287
Sorry not sorry.

>> No.57344557

>>57344455
Some people have adhd

>> No.57344569

>>57344373
not during streams dude

>> No.57344578

>>57344455
You can do puzzles and watch a stream at the same time, dumbass.

>> No.57344594

>darktide
noooooooooo

>> No.57344604

>>57344549
kek

>> No.57344635

>>57344476
WHATS THE TITEL?

>> No.57344672
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>>57344549
No need to apologize friend

>> No.57344697

>>57344446
literally just search his name on twitch

>> No.57344703

i now remember why magni was my least watched tempus member he's so bland

>> No.57344709

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU AUTISTIC GREEN BEAR
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>> No.57344711

>metalapocalypse mentions
hes here

>> No.57344790

>>57344446
>>57344635
got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UjWwMtrETk

>> No.57344792

>>57344711
you need to be /here/ to know what metalocalypse is now?

>> No.57344804

>>57344703
/MANS/ is that way if you want to talk about Shinri.

>> No.57344837 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/8UjWwMtrETk?si=MkLenIV78k9j3-FE
This is the meme Randon and Lando were referencing

>> No.57344835

>>57344711
I don't remember anyone mentioning metalocalypse in the thread
the movie that came out last week is kino though

>> No.57344865

>>57344835
Few threads ago with the long hair edits

>> No.57344932

>>57344549
i2i or did you controlnet that kek

>> No.57345074

He stole Randon's orc sized sandwich.
>>57344932
It's this https://civitai.com/models/106248/eatfresh-the-delicious-sandwich-model

>> No.57345082

dr girlfriend confused my penis so much as a kid

>> No.57345094

dr.girlfriend is gross :( like lando

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forgotten. upside down like a tortoise. and left to dry

>> No.57345181

>>57345105
can i cum in it though

>> No.57345188

>>57345105
Now cum in it.

>> No.57345211
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>>57345074
oh forgot the image.

>> No.57345262
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minchi...

>> No.57345266

>>57345105
I'm always mildly bothered by intact skeletons, like how that hand still looks like a hand rather than a pile of small bones like it should be

>> No.57345314

>>57345262
Cute.

>> No.57345342
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rrat seller, I need your strongest rrats.

>> No.57345369

>>57345262
I wish I was minchi...

>> No.57345443
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>>57345369
the cutest randonnite

>> No.57345466

>>57345342
perhaps this needs goblinization

>> No.57345519

I liked and laughed at everything I saw of venture bros but I don't think I would ever sit down and watch all of it. its weird

>> No.57345535

>>57345466
no please

>> No.57345545

>>57344703
>Altare
>Shinri

>> No.57345548

>>57344804
>Shinri
this guy is so forgettable that even Ame can't remember his name

>> No.57345595

>>57344837
Thank you!

>> No.57345634

>>57345105
>corporated mascot
the fatfucks bats were way better

>> No.57345643

>>57345342
Randon is currently a sphere because he actually forgot where the files are and probably getting a brand new one because he is too lazy to go through his old hard drives.

>> No.57345704

HE GUILT TRIPPED HER WITH BOOZE

>> No.57345709
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>>57345105
not yet!

>> No.57345721

YWN get to feed Randon 2 beers a night until he gives in and dances with you at the flower festival

>> No.57345736

not very fond of Lando

>> No.57345756

>>57345643
He will use all of his Holo savings for one final model from Pako himself

>> No.57345764

They should play Sonic Dreams Collection

>> No.57345785

>>57343935
AYO THIS MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA IS FUCKING BLACK

>> No.57345809

>>57345443
>>57345262
what their character supposed to be?a goblin?

>> No.57345839

HOW DRUNK IS HE????

>> No.57345845

would (you) kiss sonic?

>> No.57345851

minchi sex

>> No.57345870
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>>57345709

>> No.57345887

>>57345764
I know you Andons are /here/ please play Sonic Dreams Collection. Its the most Orc game anyone's ever made.

>> No.57345901

randon is trying to corrupt lando into thinking that sonic is hot

>> No.57345906

>>57345756
Has anyone tallied up the superchat totals he piled up as vesper? Kinda curious now how much that could be

>> No.57345982
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>>57345466
pic related but randon and lando.

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>>57345634

>> No.57346010

a newgrounds stream would be so good. i fucking love flash games

>> No.57346008

>no but you should get a job and stop leeching off others

>> No.57346083

>>57345906
https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA/superchat
before any cut

>> No.57346095

>>57345906
If you want to.
https://hololyzer.net/holostars/ranking/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA.html

>> No.57346140

>>57345906
$145k or so

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I don't wanna see him kissing Sonic, ebraciationg Sonic, succubus with Sonic, in bed with Sonic.

>> No.57346208

Prof seems to forget he is an independent streamer and doesn't have to play games on the proper hardware.

>> No.57346224

randon's sweaty chubbs...

>> No.57346238

absolutely unhinged

>> No.57346338

>>57346208
does it matter a bit more for him given he's monetized? idk how that works

>> No.57346373

>>57346083
>>57346095
>>57346140
Ok so he probably saw a third of that plus whatever he gets from membership and just regular steaming income

>> No.57346400

Hope they play Sonic Superstars when it comes out. Then play Super Mario Bros Wonder for the comparison.

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>>57345851
yes

>> No.57346485

I'M GETTING CALLED OUT

>> No.57346496

landon wants to make a bj asmr stream

>> No.57346501

Oh he definitely couldn't have done that in Cover.

>> No.57346506

>the Magni/lando moan supercut
Painfully /here/

>> No.57346520

i fucking hate lando i hope these two have a fallout

>> No.57346519

randon's cock slurped live soon

>> No.57346530

>>57346496
Whore

>> No.57346551

>>57346485
what about the VOD archive?

>> No.57346560 [SPOILER] 
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Fucking kek

>> No.57346561

>>57346519
sorry im already sucking his dick under the desk right now

>> No.57346565

>>57346520
the magschizo is the worst carryover we got from /mans/

>> No.57346576

>>57346520
kek

>> No.57346617

>>57346506
https://files.catbox.moe/u54sps.mp3
Some old clips i had

>> No.57346621

>>57346565
he's fucking annoying

>> No.57346639

>>57346560
kek

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>>57346520
I hope you step on thumbtacks.

>> No.57346709

Did anyone else expect this... whole thing to develop the way it did?

>> No.57346760

>>57346709
Regarding what? This is such a broad question that can be applied to so many things.

>> No.57346774

>>57346709
For them to graduate and then do nonstop collabs ?

>> No.57346812
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>>57346709
Yes, because it was foretold in my dreams.

>> No.57346865

>>57346709
You mean my cock? Yeah, it's a grower.

>> No.57346866

>>57346709
i expected Randon graduation since Jan. i didnt expect to start hating Lando so much

>> No.57346915

>>57346709
My cock getting hard? Yeah its developing all according to plan.

>> No.57346916

>>57346709
Elaborate.

>> No.57346936

VOD CHANNEL CONFIRMED

>> No.57346974

>>57346936
For Lando if he even gets to it

>> No.57346977

>>57346936
nice

>> No.57346982

>Lando gets up to get coffee
>stream instantly improves

>> No.57347017

>>57346709
I honestly didn't. Came as a surprise to me all things considered. Like someone messed with the timelines the moment they got their new models.

>> No.57347024

>>57346982
kys

>> No.57347104

>Lando comes back from getting coffee
>Stream improves exponentially

>> No.57347146

>>57347104
continue to live

>> No.57347151

>Andos streaming
>everything is an improvement

>> No.57347184

>>57347151
love a long and fulfilling life

>> No.57347210

>>57347104
>>57347151
>andos streaming
>my heart heals
>the existential dread dissipates
what is this feeling.....

>> No.57347216

>>57346144
kek

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Everytime these guys sleep together in Stardew. I think of this.

>> No.57347306

>>57347288
kek

>> No.57347334

please god let Randon develop a hyperfixation on another indie

>> No.57347387

>>57347334
please god end your life magschizo

>> No.57347426

>>57347288
im the bed

>> No.57347439

long live the queen stream tomorrow

>> No.57347447

>>57347334
Give it some time, right now they're in their shared hardship arc.

>> No.57347462

GRADUATE MAGSCHIZO

>> No.57347479

if this is the game I think it is, it has a bad route and one of the side routes is pleasing old men for money

>> No.57347516

>>57347479
watch him get that one

>> No.57347524

>grounded stream
....

>> No.57347529

>>57345809
his OC/self insert

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>>57346485
>>57346506
I'M LOSING MY SHIT
I'M THE INSANE PERSON WHO'S BEEN CLIPPING HIS MOANS FOR THE PAST YEAR
https://rentry.org/tempussounds
https://rentry.org/tempussounds-magni
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>I've never played Grounded

>> No.57347619

>>57347595
based

>> No.57347638 [DELETED] 

Dude, Bettel's RM is in the chat lmao.

>> No.57347648

>>57347595
who's magni?

>> No.57347689

>No Gym today
KEK
Do they live together?

>> No.57347740 [DELETED] 

>>57347689
who lando and chaos? no but they live veryyyyy close to each other to where they go out constantly together

>> No.57347762

>>57347638
Ironically, wording it like this is more ban baitworthy than just saying the name

>> No.57347808

>he doesn't squat or deadlift
NOT
GONNA
MAKE
IT
>back injury
Only if you bad form

>> No.57347812

>>57347689
I like to assume they live in the same area yes.

>> No.57347825

>>57347762
Shit I didn't intend to doxmite.

>> No.57347839

>>57347689
>spoiler
if they are, randon's hiding it due to opsec autism. don't think they are though, he talked about needing to fly over for the D&D collabs

>> No.57347854

>>57347762
its iffy...he's in the chat rn of a stream that includes a vtuber this general was made for. its kind of a loophole

>> No.57347892

Is there something like ytcfilter for twitch?

>> No.57347913

>>57347892
why are you gonna use it to terrorize doxxsisters or something

>> No.57347966

Oh no Lando don't

>> No.57348067

sounds like he gave himself an atomic wedgie

>> No.57348108

>>57347854
No but you should just say Connor. He's just a regular guy that's a friend of Lando and he's in the chat

>> No.57348188
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Brandon Neuremburg V3

Further improved ears and coloring.

>> No.57348224

>>57348108
this RM shit is so confusing sometimes kek

>> No.57348236

>>57348188
BRANDON NORMAL HATE

>> No.57348260

Lando, if you're here, it's likely an impinged/slipped disk, strengthen your core muscles by using half pushups, I had pretty much the exact same problem

>> No.57348280 [DELETED] 

I hope that he talked w namie about back stuff

>> No.57348299

>>57348188
brandon normal the human salary man from new york city

>> No.57348304

>>57348108
I'm super anti-parasocial, so I don't refer to streamers by their real names unless that's their stream name.

>> No.57348359

Sounds to me like due to his back injury when moving, his discs get pressed and it fucks his shit up.
When I used to work at a restaurant, a coworker of mine had a similar issue where he lifted something to heavy and he couldn't move for a few hours and had to call out for a week. When he came back he was normal until he would twist his body a certain way and his left hand or forearm would just stop working and flop down.
He found this out when he was carrying out a shit ton of people's food... the crashing of plates was fucking loud. He had never dropped a plate ever.

>> No.57348362

>>57348188
kek

>> No.57348373

>>57348304
It's his name on twitch tho

>> No.57348374

This is something he could have never said before since Magmites would baby the fuck out of him.

>> No.57348379

>>57348304
use his stream name then, I believe its still commander chaos

>> No.57348433

>>57348374
imagine if he told chat that Vesper was the one that gave him covid kek would we have gotten discvesties?

>> No.57348467

>>57348304
it is, he goes by Commander Connor

>> No.57348476

>>57348359
as someone who deals with similar issues-
yeah, it sounds like he has disc issues and should probably get a professional opinion on it before it gets worse.

>> No.57348480

>>57348433
This board would have been a nightmare

>> No.57348528

>>57347689
no
randons self dox from the return stream indicates he moved even further away. my rrat is he finally got his place

>> No.57348610

Sword canes are illegal in California. I wonder where Randon lives....

>> No.57348613
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hehehehehe

>> No.57348618

>>57348476
Rip Lando. But if he's checking this thread out, he will read our posts and take it a bit more seriously.

>> No.57348630

>>57348188
His hobbies and interests include NASCAR, Superbowl Sundays, and trying his luck out with lottery tickets. He uses 13-in-1 bodywash and wears miss-matching grey gym socks. Favorite radio station when driving are rock and heavy metal.

>> No.57348632

>>57348528
makes sense, he seems a lot more comfortable yelling on stream where before he'd say something like "my neighbors are gonna kill me" afterwards every time

>> No.57348636

>>57348610
California

>> No.57348637

I've actually considered buying one of the Cold Steel sword canes.

>> No.57348642

>>57348374
Something about male vtubers getting baby'd seems to have truth in them. At least for the popular ones.

>> No.57348653

"Fishing buddies"

>> No.57348692

>>57348613
W H O R E

>> No.57348704

>>57348636
Nah, he lives within driving distances of California in a single day, but in another timezone.

>> No.57348717

>>57348188
A gorilla of a man...

>> No.57348718
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>>57348613
Ugly

>> No.57348728

>>57348613
Chu~

>> No.57348732

just piss on them, is that easy

>> No.57348747

Lads, why are we so afraid of doctors?

>> No.57348767

>randon will never piss on you to assert dominance
why even live..................

>> No.57348768

pissmites..

>> No.57348784

>>57348467
He wishes he was cdawg

>> No.57348789

>>57348747
If you're self employed, it's gonna cost a shitton.

>> No.57348792

>>57348747
If you're american like me, money.

>> No.57348801

>london acid attack
holy based

>> No.57348803

>the pissmite pandering was actually a murder attempt

>> No.57348823

>>57348718
>>57348613
what a strange deja vu

>> No.57348859

>Gamer supp addiction
Kek I unironically blame Mori

>> No.57348914

>>57348859
Isn't he sponsored by them?

>> No.57348919

HYDRATE US

>> No.57348940

>>57348653
he meant fisting buddies.

>> No.57348949

>>57348859
Goddammit, it IS because of Mori. She lives on that shit.

>> No.57348948

>>57348859
What, did HER invent it or something?

>> No.57348965

>>57348476
It's oddly funny to me that the only way we can semi reliably reach out to Lando to give him medical advice is to blow smoke signs on a 4chan board

>> No.57348992

>>57348747
american doctors are ass. can go one of two ways
>dismisses all of your concerns with basic advice anyone could have given you
>that will be 400 dollars
or
>shut up heres opioids

>> No.57348993

>>57348859
She was shotgunning two Bangs a stream before shark told her how much caffeine was in one.

>> No.57349002

>>57348718
:(

>> No.57349071

kill lando

>> No.57349098

>>57348965
I tried saying stuff like six times, but we're gonna have to rely on the mongolian basket weaving forum because chat zoomed with jokes every time i tried to give actual advice.
>>57349071
kys

>> No.57349111

>referencing Tempus streams nonchalantly
kek

>> No.57349118

>>57348747
It's expensive.
Also, I have a fear of discovering an illness/condition, knowing that I probably couIdn't afford the necessary treatment. Ignorance is a bliss I guess... :<

>> No.57349147

TICK TOCK PROFESSOR

>> No.57349186

>>57348747
American health care system is fucked

>> No.57349187

>>57348965
>>57349098
and it works too kek

>> No.57349217

>>57349118
Unironically ignore medical debt. If you get debt calls just say you dispute it and hang up

>> No.57349227

>>57348476
And if it's serious (and you can afford it), always get a 2nd opinion.

Ask what they think the problem is, why they think it, what are the other diagnoses they considered, and why they think those other diagnoses aren't correct. Same with treatments. If they're a good doctor, they'll be able to explain their problem solving process

I know a young guy with really bad back issues. It sucks ass

>> No.57349235

Randon's massive chest...

>> No.57349389

>>57349235
TuT

>> No.57349409

>>57349227
I am a young guy with really bad back issues. I spend most of my time in bed. Travel is difficult because bumps on the road aggravate things. My life is basically over already.
I try to improve my core strength but it's stupidly hard, had to have surgery twice and i'm not even in my 30s.

>> No.57349421

randon's addicted to playing apex with lando..

>> No.57349499

>>57349421
he had a couple times when he cancelled streams as vesper because magni was holding him hostage with Apex...

>> No.57349530

>>57349421
Randon loves having a bro. I have such fond memories of their karaoke stream

>> No.57349537

>>57349499
>magni was holding him hostage
dyrbi

>> No.57349575 [SPOILER] 

>>57348859
I blame cold ones for why I drink it

>> No.57349600
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https://twitter.com/AkashiVtuber/status/1696732958487363616

>> No.57349609

>The Orlando Bloom timeloop AGAIN
LMAO

>> No.57349612
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>>57349235
>>57349389
God fucking dammit, I thought we left you fujos back at /MANS/
wtf are you doing here?

>> No.57349633

Finally back from my 3 day vacation anons, nobody saved my dickpic right?

>> No.57349657

>>57349633
idk you should post it again

>> No.57349678

>>57349633
im not a fag

>> No.57349683

i rape this man in my dreams

>> No.57349711

Lando really said "all white people look the same"

>> No.57349734

>>57349537
yes :( he manipulated vesper into graduating with him

>> No.57349756

>>57349633
i came to that photo

>> No.57349774

>Lando being racist again

>> No.57349781

>>57349612
I'm not a fujo, it's just a bit.

>> No.57349791

"I'm staying neutral" = "I disagree but I hate confrontation"

>> No.57349794

>>57349734
kys

>> No.57349800

i dont think an asian should be talking about people of the same race looking the same kek

>> No.57349802

>>57349600
wdhmbt?

>> No.57349866

>>57349612
>fujos
anon...

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>>57349781
I don't know, some posts really make me doubt that it's just a bit and maybe orc lust is actually unironic.

>> No.57349930

i wish randon would crush my skull...

>> No.57349934
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why is Randon so obsessed with crushing....

>> No.57349984

>>57349633
I....have access to it

>> No.57350020

>>57349934
hes a dom

>> No.57350027

>>57349934
He dreams of the one big boulder to end his suffering

>> No.57350029

>>57349895
It's unironic, but some people like posting that openly unlike me.

>> No.57350083

>>57350020
>Randon
>dom

>> No.57350167

THEY LOVE US

>> No.57350210

https://twitter.com/soultyragevin/status/1696734307283607562
nice

>> No.57350339

oh god he's ranting

>> No.57350375

>>57350210
WE'RE SO BACK

>> No.57350380

oh god hes bringing out the ow2 rant

>> No.57350446

>>57350380
You think at the meeting where they told him he'd be graduating they brought it up?

>> No.57350491

>>57350210
If randon doesn't use this then I believe the "cover said no" ratt over the "lost files" rrat

>> No.57350506

>you're very good at not responding to my bait

>> No.57350529
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stop baiting you stupid orc

>> No.57350543

>>57350506
I always knew Randon was the one posting all the vesper bait in catalog

>> No.57350601

maybe you just suck at baiting randon

>> No.57350602

>>57348747
>only in it for the money
>incompetent, still have to pay them even when they don't diagnose the problem
>would euthanize your pets at the drop of a hat if you don't pay them

>> No.57350609

>>57350543
>they saw ALL your baits
>they saw ALL your horny posts
>ALL OF THE SHITPOSTS
>ALL OF THE SHIPS
>ALL OF THE MEMES
>ALL OF THE DRAMA

>> No.57350664

>>57350609
Just imagining Randon's face of disgust as he reads all our horny posts makes me hard

>> No.57350667

>>57350609
I bet he was the one to make the gigantic list of vesper's wrongs

>> No.57350731
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>>57348188
He cleans up pretty nice.

>> No.57350760

>>57350667
everything in the list is also true

>> No.57350772

>>57350667
The greentext of all of his "crimes"?
I made that first list
I also introduced the Kronie "He hates Us" on accident...

>> No.57350808

>>57350731
im gonna have to start filtering brandon normal

>> No.57350824

>>57350609
HE HATES US!

>> No.57350830

>>57350772
Kill this nigga

>> No.57350836

>>57350772
kinda fuck you kinda thanks

>> No.57350853

>>57350772
>spoiler
You bastard... Worse than Gabe.

>> No.57350892

>>57350824
>>57350830
>>57350836
>>57350853
IT WAS JUST A BIT
I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD READ IT

>> No.57350908

>>57350808
Sounds more like he's filtering you.

>> No.57350923

i hate lando

>> No.57350937

>>57348747
They are corporate slaves like anyone else, doing their job well and raking in money is higher on their priority list than doing good work.
Personal experience has taught me that a significant amount of them are usually middle or upper class people who don't understand the struggles that the average person faces, like when people avoid hospitals because of their high bills.

>>57350772
Fuck you, but i also love you

>> No.57350955

>>57350923
kys

>> No.57350996

>im gone starting the 1st and will come back the 31st
THANK GOD

>> No.57351029

>>57350996
There is no way he is leaving for a month

>> No.57351080

R A T E
S T R E A M

>> No.57351102

Randon wants to do an endurance stream tomorrow.
how much money did he save up that he can just not have to go back to work??

>> No.57351105

>>57351080
chilling with the bros/10

>> No.57351111

>>57351080
charged my crystal / 10

>> No.57351126
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>>57351080
More comfy than the last stardew stream but maybe also a little less entertaining
8/10

>> No.57351170

>>57351080
sweet friends/10

>> No.57351171

who the fuck is this nyanners copycat?

>> No.57351175

>>57351102
Cover gave both of them a yuuuge severance package

>> No.57351199

Wait didn't someone a few threads ago say this was Randon's oshi? I don't think I can take this voice.

>> No.57351222

>>57351175
Either this or another corpo offered them a huge sign-on bonus

>> No.57351223

>>57351171
>Nyanners copycat
What? How?

>> No.57351224
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>>57351080
My barin felt like the seashore massaged by waves. That is to say i feel relaxed/10

>> No.57351245
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57351245

Randon has had late night gaming sessions with this girl and she was his emote artist for both him and Vesper btw

>> No.57351288

>>57351245
Oh, cool. Thanks, Anon.

>> No.57351308

>>57351245
now I want her dead

>> No.57351317

Drawfags, you have been asked by Fleshy to make Ando fanart

>> No.57351345

>>57351308
but Fleshy is good people

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>>57351245
i must kneel to show my respects

>Asking chat to draw L/Randons as the Vocaloid twins

Kneel more

>> No.57351393

>>57351345
she is too close ro randon, I cant let that happen

>> No.57351413

>>57351366
shes based

>>57351393
Tako...

>> No.57351430

>>57351393
I'll be your wingman and take her

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>>57351393
hmmmmmm even the yumejos migrated

>> No.57351529

>>57351413
shut

>> No.57351585

>>57351223
any catgirl streamer with a high voice is a copycat, apparently

>> No.57351642

>>57351080
Would jack off with my bro/10

>> No.57351662
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57351662

this is Randon's indie oshi btw so be kind to her

>> No.57351692

>>57343025
>>57343149
>>57343152
Y'all really showing love to him. =o

Coronate Professor Lando!!!

>> No.57351788

>>57351080
muted everytime Lando talked/10

>> No.57351787

>>57351662
ok but only because you asked

>> No.57351839
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>>57351788
kys

>> No.57351863 [SPOILER] 
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57351863

I need this vampire to suck me dry.

>> No.57351870

>>57351662
Fleshy cute

>> No.57351897

>>57351863
You are getting too dangerous

>> No.57351906

>>57351863
I DONT WANNA BE GAY
I DONT WANNA BE GAY
I DONT WANNA BE GAY

>> No.57351922
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57351922

you guys looking foward to Randon's long live the queen stream?

>> No.57351940

>>57351922
Randon could make his paint drying stream and I would watch it

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>>57351863
THAT IS A GIRL, THERE IS NOTHING MASCULINE ABOT THAT PICTURE.
YOU CANT JUST DRAW A WOMAN AND CALL IT A GUY, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

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>>57351922
i have no idea what that game is but i love randon so yes

>> No.57351976

>>57351940
Hell yes. Fully agree.

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of course

>> No.57352011
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>>57351950
yeah we can we've been doing that for the past two days

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>>57351940
based..oshi love

>> No.57352053

>>57351922
Yes!

>> No.57352066

>>57351906
Being gay is great, anon, what's wrong? Guys know how to work your dick in ways useless women could never understand.

>> No.57352097

>>57352066
No thanks

>> No.57352122
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putting new bread in the oven

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>>57352066
dont groom the straightbros

>> No.57352181

Randon is pretty damn knowledgeable abour StarDew

>> No.57352183

>>57352127
>t, this is actually Randon
thanks senpai

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https://www.youtube.com/live/Dv_bFgmEu8Y?si=Yr3hfRaS3kObMOTZ&t=1560
interesting

>> No.57352290

>>57352066
I prefer vagina, thanks though.

>> No.57352343

>>57352271
fug...
How the fuck did you find this?

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>>57351906
im gonna be honest with you brother if the dick isn't in view she's whatever you want her to be

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>>57352343
literally just clicked on a random ass zatsu in his vtubie to listen to and accidentally skipped foward to this part somehow KEK

>> No.57352412

>>57352370
It's AI art so you can use a little thing called inpaint to remove the dick even if it is present lol

>> No.57352458

>>57352271
You are either a very old randonnite (or associate) or Randon himself.

>>57352370
One of the best parts though

>> No.57352479

>>57352404
I don't believe you! its ok if you are trying to send us a message for Randon

>> No.57352484

>>57352271
I guess the EN staff change really was a net negative for him.

>> No.57352507

>>57352271
>>57352404
>dawnposter and friendposter are one and the same
i see. understood.

>> No.57352652

>>57352484
After checking in on /mans/ and watching the reaction to Shinri's drunk venting, I continue believing that management took a turn for the worse, these fuckers have traumatized not just Stars but all the holo talents.

>> No.57352681

>>57352458
honestly just gravitated towards it because it had stardew valley in the title. maybe it was divine intervention by god or something. i remember another vod where he said something about Coco's graduation and management too that i watched earlier this year... have to go looking for that one

>> No.57352787

>"tuesdays are gonna be my break day"
>streams on tuesday for three hours
i love randon neuring and randon neuring loves us

>> No.57352821

>>57352681
Suuuuuuuure. i believe you

>> No.57352847

>>57352271
>same video mentioned that he had fun listening to Senchou drunk call other girls to chat on stream
>Randon cracking cold ones with Lando on stream
This is all he fucking wanted! HE JUST WANTED TO CRACK COLD ONES WITH HIS FRIENDS ON STREAM AND COVER DIDN'T LET HIM HAVE IT

>> No.57352856

>>57352652
Spoon-feed me a tldw please

>> No.57352860

He's called Randon Neuring, but I've never seen him neur.

>> No.57352871

>>57352787
so he's just, for now, gonna stream every single day for as long or little as he wants now. pretty cool

>> No.57352879

>>57352479
I don't think I would remember something said in one of the hundred of zatsus done.

>> No.57352920

>>57352652
spoon feed me too, been out of holo for like 2 months now

>> No.57352931

>>57352879
Yea you are right
>hint hint nudge nudge wink wink

>> No.57352942

>>57352879
i have a very good memory for some reason :3

>> No.57352991

how do i stop being shit at art i need to draw randon neuring NOW

>> No.57353035

>>57352991
have you tried drawing?

>> No.57353049

>>57352991
draw all day every day until one day you notice you've become less shit at drawing
in other words
パッション

>> No.57353050

AAHHHHHH PAGE 10 SAVE US BAKERS

>> No.57353056

>>57352991
Start looking at men when you're at the gym and doodle their form when you're resting from your reps

>> No.57353058

>>57352991
by gettting on that vienna sausage grindset

>> No.57353085

>>57353035
NTA, but yes, many times. Just not consistently.

>> No.57353094

>>57353056
That would be GAY, though.
If you try this anon's suggestion, PLEASE remember to say no homo.

>> No.57353104

>>57353050
It's fine we've still got like five minutes left before I should take it out

>> No.57353107

so im guessing throughout the hiatus Randon moved to the new house he was talking about moving to at the end of the year because thats what it sounded like. i never hear him talk about his neighbors anymore

>> No.57353168

>>57353107
because they're dead

>> No.57353197

>>57352856
>>57352920
im just a little guy with a third hand account
>talked about content dissatisfaction and feeling like he isn't good enough
>everyone starts to panic

>> No.57353234

>>57352991
just scribble something and post here, any art is welcome and you can trust us to give honest feedback

>> No.57353248

>>57353197
but he isnt good enough

>> No.57353305

>>57352847
didnt he say that as Vesper? literally said to his chat he just wanted to be a streamer and not an idol and he kept emphasizing throughout his whole holo career how he just wanted to stream and not have to deal with recording/paperwork kek

>> No.57353351

>>57352271
I wished the people in /mans/ can see this but I don’t wanna get chased out and banned

>> No.57353377

bread
>>57353362
>>57353362
>>57353362

>> No.57353389

>>57352991
Stop thinking of drawing something good
Think about having fun, then you will understand
After that you will spend 2 hours on pintrest looking for a good reference because god has left you un finished

>> No.57353494

>>57352271
>That editor spiel.
>Akashi was in chat at the time.
Did he groom Akashi into his editor?

>> No.57353536

>>57353351
lets be real they'll probably just ignore it and call it quitter mentality. that being said i'm sure Shinri will be alright, nothing wrong with venting your frustrations imo

>> No.57353592

>>57353494
Akashi has an orc shaped cavern inside of him just saying

>> No.57353655

To think that Randon only streamed for 14-15 months and he landed a Holostars gig for a year.
The only shit thing now is that you probably dont wanna join Hololive as an EN Male, especially right now.

>> No.57353865

>>57353655
he showed that anyone can make it if they put in the grind. its just whether you want to stay or not is a different question

>> No.57354807

>>57353107
explains the location change too

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