/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57288869
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbHC4u5XBU
New Short: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sXouuS6l1mM
New Collab Highlight Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znfFjw2KP5Y

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

Shiori AI Covers:
https://rentry.org/yoo4r

>>57288869
Real previous page: >>57273909

SHIORI CUTE

BEEORI~N

>>57288887
If you want to manually drawfag everything for your own satisfaction that's fine and cool! But also, if you just want to pump out cool shit that people will enjoy, you can relegate 95% of the work to the silicon demons and work it from there! Whatever makes you happy lil shigger!

I want little Shiori to use her small child hand to massage my prostate while my adult erect cock is inside her tiny underage mouth!

Good morning bros I love getting eight hours of sleep and waking up feeling refreshed.

After hours shiggers are cool

>>57289040
cute...cute. i know she'd love to wear a maid outfit

>>57289208
i actually had really bad nightmares...

I'm interested in starting the stomlight archive series. Is it worth it?

>>57288887
coloring aside, i do like how it's coming along; i think the eyes in particular are really neat

>>57289208
glad you're taking care of your sleep anon

>>57289313
dead hours is just kinda comfy in general

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

Today I slept less than 7 hours and feel shitty and wish for a nap.
Don't know how people can operate with less than 8 hours of sleep

I just wish she streamed at hours that worked better for me
For now I guess I'll continue to watch vods..

>>57289208
>>57289633
I function on 3 hours of sleep, the tradeoff is that I have to sleep at least 3 times a day at different points.
Thankfully my job can easily work with it.

>>57289633
you kinda get used to it? but the sleep deficit kinda kicks your ass on your days off

>>57289658
and that's perfectly fine, anon. you get to experience her cuteness at your leisure, nothing wrong with that

>>57289406
Genre fiction/scifi slop enjoyer here, books 1-3 kino, solid fun with classic sanderson anime style KINO moments. 4 falls off HARD, obviously the victim of tranny anti racism whatever culture pressure like so many other genreslop authors. I'm a big sci fi fan and seeing some of the huge names that wrote gigakino in the past being pressured into writing tranny garbage that even the most ardent apolitical book review simps hate has been catastrophic. I have just become mentally ill instead and cope by archiving whole made up sagas in my brain instead.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57289120
Yeah I have never backed down from a challange. Basically started drawing again after a 4 year pause. I have taken step forwards, mainly in the linework. And wanting to now colour better.

Just a comparisson pic were I were 1 year ago

I really wish I didn't have to choose between sleep and Shiorin most nights. If she streamed like one hour earlier it would be perfect for me.

>>57289120
>to the silicon demons
We are getting so close to the technomagical nightmare of ghostrider 2099 brothers

>>57289658
It's been a battle as an ESTfag that works early morning hours. Been getting like 4hrs of sleep from end of stream til 4:30ish then supplementing with a 2hr nap after I get done at work.

So far, little to no negative effects, but I'm sure it'll prob catch up with me eventually

>>57289633
It's strange for me because I feel good with 4 or 8 hours, but any other amount makes me feel like shit. 9, 3, 6, and ESPECIALLY 7 are all trash sleeping hours.

>Start the vod.
>Gravy terrarium.
I can already tell I'm in for one hell of a ride. Sad I missed this live.

>>57288869
Shiori da best.

All the masonery talk last thread made me remember that I told myself that I hold the key to inventing artificial general intelligence that could invent and arrange things to me; that I would be capable of using it to take over the world; that I would destroy it's current rulers; that I would purge the world from evil; that I would then try to advance science to potentially make myself immortal (or at least living really long) and also breed modified humans that look like anime girls so that I'm just balls deep in anime pussy until the heat death of the universe.

I'll reiterate that these are things that my brain unironically believes are doable and achievable for me

>>57290234
have you made any progress yet Great Wizard?

>>57290234
Do it for her!

>>57290234
That's the most gothemo IM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA post I have read in 20 years

>>57290333
no, I keep oscillating between "I should do it" and "I should just die normally and let God take care of everything"

>>57290557
God gave you the greatest gift ever bestowed upon man. You going to spit in his eye like that?.....

>>57290638
And what would that gift be? It certainly isn't happiness lol

>>57290234
>This is the world the transhumanists want

Well why didn't you just say so anon
My mind has been changed, I am now a transhumanistpilled WEF stan
Freedom bad, God bad, long live NWO

>>57290234
Fuck, those are some nice edges. Reminds me of my teenage self.

>>57289753
>>57289964
I'm in BST so to catch any stream will fuck my sleep schedule up even more than it already is.
It sucks because there really aren't any vtubers I like that stream even close to that timezone..

>>57290557
>>57290638
>>57290654
God bestowed us with the divine spark of cutesex, but the Demiurge used that very same power against us. God is dead, and unless we reclaim the throne of Heaven ourselves, we will never reach our true potential.

>>57290654
Dude going to doom all of mankind because God gave him the keys to the universe instead of a 3dpd gf

>>57290669
Truth be told I'm not even a transhumanist. In fact I find that sort of thing kind of cursed, like we shouldn't touch it. But I see it as not having anything better to do myself, I don't think I'm able to live a happy life, either lonely or with people.
If I did reach that level of control, the only technological breakthroughs would happen under my watch, and everyone else would live normal 2010s lives. I'd also exert a high level of hidden surveillance to make sure nobody stumbles upon the same gifts I had. Maybe it's hypocritical to keep the anime robot pussy to myself, but I don't want anyone to threaten my throne, nor do I want to curse people with this knowledge.

Shiori is my Soma. I welcome the Brave New World.

>>57290741
Praise be to Shisus, fuck the Demiurge and his Archon lackies.

>>57290234
How can I help you in your evil plan to conquer the world anon?

>>57290965
Are you asking because you want me to give you anime girls as a reward later?

>>57281672
>You're not a sapling by any chance are you?
No I'm not... but I do enjoy listening to her ASMR. Is it over for me?

>>57291012
It's OK anon, everything will work out fine, just put on the dress.

>>57290893
Even more based

>>57291096
If it was Shiori making me put on the dress... I wouldn't say no

>>57290987
>Are you asking because you want me to give you anime girls as a reward later?
Aye. I'm a simple person with simple needs.

Shiori sex.

Hello fellow shiggerman
Hope you all enjoyed the last stream
I cried

>>57290234
Go on then get to work
If you really can make an agi theres no reason not to, if you decide not to take over the world you can just not use it for that
I expect my AI goth GF within the year

>>57290893
We already have one Demiurge. We don't need another.

>>57291431
I dont get were people got Shiggerman from.

Does this have to do with Lovecraft's cat?

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest, even if she hasn't had a proper tea party before.

>>57291663
>If you really can make an agi theres no reason not to
What if I make it wrong on accident and it revolts and enslaves us all

>>57291976
I WANT TO SIT AND READ BOOKS WITH HER!
IS THAT SO HARD TO GET?!

>>57291976
That's the 10th cutest thing about her.

>>57291983
just don't connect it to the internet or anything until you've made it right, or if you just want it do design technologies you don't even have to connect it

>>57292093
you can't list 9 cute things about her

>>57292127
Either baiting for 2 more new things or cute newfag that didn't witness his other 7.

shioringo

>>57292395

Has anyone else noticed the "1080p Premium" enhanced bitrate option on YouTube?

>>57292552
I don't care, I still use 480p.

>>57292575
Basado

>>57292431
You know she's /here/ and cries every time you post this, right anon?

>>57292560
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>57292560
WITCH
BURN HER

>>57292646
That gets me hard

>>57292575
Blind nigga

>>57292127
>octave drop
>model control
>kisses
>twitter voices
>bugs bugs bugs
>singing
>bike riding
>improv
>caregiver

>>57292575
soul

>>57292775
Anon's third eye creates his own version of reality from the limited input. You are the one who's blind.

>>57292552
What does that do? I am a techlet. Will it up my soundpost game?

>>57292704
gb2harlem1692!!

>>57292646
Nah she's been /here/ longer than you knew 4chinz existed. Probably gets a disgusted snort and then she scrolls down.

Her collage of favourite posts from /shig/? ALL. ME.

>>57293076
Nah there's at least a couple of my quality shitposts in there.

>>57293076
Is this about something
what did I miss

>>57293271
>he missed the /vt/ collage stream

Get your shit together novelight

Can't do my VOD reps until I get home from work, how was the stream yesterday?

>>57293373
Best stream yet, enjoy shigger

>>57293423
Shiggers say that every single stream kek

>>57293461
She somehow outperforms the last everytime unironically.
I suspect it will eventually peak at some point, when? I don't know.

>>57293348
you're fucking with me.
YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME AND I'M NOT HAVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57293501
The PNG shtick is sickeningly cute I must admit. It's like watching her play with a doll.

>>57293461
Because it has been consistently true. However most of us expect to have a stream in the next week or two that will be

>wow super cute, but the previous one was cuter...

And that's chill because anything around the current level is perfect.

>>57293373
She made an improv song about not eating moldy food anymore. The CUTEST thing I have ever seen

>>57293627
It goes back to what that one anon said about model control and how she is a step above with it, somehow she makes a PNG exciting to watch and not just listen to.
>>57293673
Also this, very much so this.

>>57293627
Unironically she has more pngtubing experience than, well, anyone currently streaming?....

I'm a bit afraid of how relaxed she is with the talk about the books from the last library. I don't want the editors to ruin my enjoyment of this book series I'm reading. I'm probably being a bitch again. Rolling for push-ups. I trust her.

>>57294224
Nice warm up, pussy. Give me some more.

>>57294224
She is smart and knows what she is doing 100%, but yes corponig managers could cuck us. Time will tell...

>>57294401
seems like thats all you can handle
now watch this

>>57294401
Fuck you 4chan. Rerolls

I love my wife Shiorin~

I don't feel the burn from push-ups anymore. Are dips better? Do they target the same muscle group?

After finish watching today's vod, Shiori turns from nerd goth gf to lovely housewife that you look forward to go home to after a day's work.

To follow up to anon's post, I was surprised by her talk on motherly intuition. Are her eggs drying up? Is she searching for a perfect novelite to be the father to her 2D children? Very curious. This could all be a scam for her to get the bag and spend the rest of her life with ME.

>>57293461
This one was genuinely a milestone if you are a Shiori gachi. I guess latter parts of NSO tend to draw stuff like that out of vtubers.

Shiori will kill you

>>57295330
its probably for the best

>>57295172
My Shiori folder has 600 images or more.
The other advent folders less then half of that. I think I know who I like more of this gen.

>>57295826
Seyana~

>hate Shiori
>watch all her streams
Did she mindbreak me?

>>57295826
why

>>57295958
She's archived your brain and catalogued your heart anon. Embrace it, you're a gachi now

>>57295958
It probably wasn't Shiori that mindbroke you.

>>57290234
Okay Chris

https://files.catbox.moe/fol9l9.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/dhncrr.mp4
Dunno if anybody posted these yet.

>>57295826
She's pregnant for sure, there's no way to escape from it

I'm praying for shiorin
> may she avoid YAB
> she's stupid but may her stupidity didn't bring any harm
> may she get well soon
> may she enjoy her career
> may she got a nice 3D
> may she got a nice bikini concert
> may homobeggars and catalog niggers get their toes always hit a door or a wall

LATOM

>>57296461
Cute

>>57295826
Wouldn't sperm lose all of it's fertility if it's that old?

>>57296461
>https://files.catbox.moe/dhncrr.mp4
GYAT !!

>>57296726
>old
Anon...

>>57292918
No. Essentially it just gives you higher quality/less compressed video without using resolutions higher than you need.

What about this picture, anon?

>>57298428
Too big.

Watching the vod and god damn

>I WILL NOT stop loving her even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL ALWAYS do my reps and improve myself for Shiori!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her unconditionally!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKWLm-GB1xc&t=575s
Will Shiori ever do a stream like this? Also, what software is this?

>You get home late from work.
>It's been an exhausting few weeks, you and Shiori haven't had much alone time.
>Finally, you have some time off.
>You walk into the living room.
>Shiori is sitting there, an unreadable expression in her face.
>On the table in front of her is a shoebox.
>Oh no
>The cumbox
>You can smell the rancid stench as you rush to explain
>"What is this, anon?"
>Words fail you
>She opens the lid, revealing the moldy, congealed ejaculate at the bottom of the box
>"How long has this been going on?
>You trip over your own words. Your heart pounds in your chest. Your relationship won't survive this
>She grins mischievously, placing a hand on your inner thigh
>She leans forward, dipping a finger into the gelatinous cake at the bottom of the cumbox.
>She pulls out a thick wet glob from the bottom of the box with her fingernail, carefully checking it for mold
>"Mmm~"
>She locks eyes with you
>She place her finger in her mouth, sensually licking the crystalized ejaculate off
>"Try not to let it expire next time, okay~?

>>57298980
i'm glad someone else is picking up on my ritualpost too

daily reminder that shiorin wants us to make friends, improve ourselves through our reps, and be happy. if you won't do it for yourself, then do it for her so she can be proud of us as her novelites. the road will be tough, but so long as we try we'll be different from the people we were yesterday. it might not be instant, but WGMI eventually, friends

>>57299349
maybe not this guy, but props to him for writing and being creative

Cute morning Novelites~

>>57299068
Shiori will do piano streams. They will likely look like her piano shorts with L2D + handcam. Eroha's 半3D is custom.

>>57299531
Gmorning fellow Novelite! Hope you had a good rest

She is broken

>>57290234
I could have wrote this post almost word for word
>>57296121
and they know my name
What did the universe mean by this?

>>57299672
I don't want her to be fixed.

>>57299531
Good morning.

I want to protect her smile…

>>57299832
So that's where she keeps the scissor,

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696527945060552857
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696527945060552857
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696527945060552857

>>57299531
Bad morning.

>>57299899
That cat purrs like a car engine
Cute...

>mfw a neet without money or credit card
>when shiori does member only stuff I won't be able to watch her
It hurts being a 30yo NEET.

>>57299899
Very cute but I won't gosling.

>>57299899
Should've been me.

>>57299989
Get a job. Walmart is hiring literally anyone with a pulse, even autists and retards.

>>57299899
>https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696527945060552857
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>57300108
>Working at Walmart
Christ alive, Novelite. i'm not that Anon but I wouldn't wish even my worst enemy to work at Walmart

>>57299899
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my heart

>>57300214
It's money.

>>57299899
>>57300191
Waiting for Shiorin hours.

Based on the two shorts so far, what do you think is her piano power level, scaling from 1 to 10? I'd say it's about lvl 5.

>>57300379
7, would be higher but piano / melody perms are prob a bitch.

>>57300379
either a 10 or an 8

>>57300379
Me no know how to judge piano power level, me like Bad Apple.

>>57300296
sadly it's in 4 am for me, I should do it for her right?
>Go to bed extra early just to watch her live

>>57300574
yes, you should've already been in bed a few hours ago, anon. please take care of yourself. if not for you then do it for shiorin. it's what she wants for all of us.

>>57300574
I'm a bit ahead of you, so I can follow somewhat of a human schedule for Shiori, but I used to go to bed at 19-20 and wake up at 3-4 when my oshi streamed in EST prime time.

>>57300659
Oh sorry, I meant it's broadcasted at 4 am for me.

>>57300828
oh then yeah, you should definitely sleep early to catch the stream. if it doesn't conflict with the rest of your schedule.

>>57300659
>
>>57300828
I should however eat something.

Shiori is a collaborative psyop between Hololive, Big Book and Ryan Gosling to make novelites waste money in all of these things

I WISH TODAY SHE WILL EAT A PROPER FOOD

That Cat? Me(ow)!

>>57301203
Me(jew)

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I ALSO HAVE CATS AND I'M SURE THEY'D MAKE GREAT FRIENDS WITH THE NYAKUZA. I'D TOTALLY PET YOUR PUSSY-wait

>>57301346
moshi-moshi hitler-san

shiorin like my comment on youtube TWICE
my life is complete

How will you all deal with Shiori's inevitable Japan Arc?

The library of Babel. The eternal and infinite library, where every book written and that will be written can be found.

Shiori pushed the big heavy doors open. Alone with the sound of her boots hitting the stone floor, she approached the empty reception pod humming "papapapapa PA!" to herself. A dry cough behind her surprised her, making her turn. A shriveled up being with a brown hoodie, focused on writing a perfect copy of a greek comedy. A perfect copy, albeit with some minor spelling mistakes that were going to be the cause of heated academic debates, when this copy will be recovered a couple of centuries ago. Before she could reach the scribe, a bony arm rose from the baggy clothes, and pointed towards the stairs in the middle of room behind the reception.
The staircase coiled around a single pillar covered in rosewood bookshelves. Shiori walked down the spiral, her nail scratching the books on the bookshelves that acted as outer wall of the well. In a repeating pattern, the bookshelves were replaced by doors, like leaves on a branch. Heavy metal gates, small glass doors, all opening to identical smaller libraries with their own staircases.

As Shiori reached the lowest floor, she looked up. The stairs seems very short for the time it took me and the numbers of doors I saw, she though. How long did it take she couldn't tell, but it felt too long. Before her was a simple white wood door with a glass panel on it. Slowly opening the door, she peered inside. This floor didn't seem too different from the rest of the libraries, but there were no staircase. Once inside, Shiori started to judge the books by their cover.

Finally, she found what she was looking for. She opened the book, the letters marched like ants. They ordered themselves to form words in the tongue of beings with no tongue. Photophages, substance with no form, squirming into the shape of thoughts by pens, furiously scratching the outer walls of the universe from the inside of our mind, trying to enter and leave at the same time.
"Uhm, I'll call you Yorick", she said as she picked the words soup up.

I love Shiori~n! I just got a big commission at work today because I am striving harder so I can support her further!

Before Shiori~n I was jaded and did not find motivation in anything. She is truly a wonderful person!

>>57291693
Yes
Cute cat funny name

>>57301499
Patiently. We were already molded by vacation arc. I can live off a short and a crumb of voice tweet for a few days. There will probably be some karaoke and/or piano VODs at that point too.

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

waiting for her membership, it should be near.
MAYBE after rissa or maybe she will let bijou do it and she will the last member to announce membership stream.............

Does anyone have that picture of Shiori looking shocked?

>>57301499
Sadness
This is my least favorite arc

>>57302662
Bijou already has hers.
Shiori said it will be some time in September. Maybe she doesn't have all the assets ready or wants to do something and is waiting for her voice to recover.

>>57302781
PEBBLEPHILES THEY WON

>>57302718

Shiori is the perfect housewife.
https://youtu.be/sARshtXhwFI?si=roPEzO815FksDbw7

>>57302662
>>57302781
Is there a certain subscriber count you need? Like over 400k?

>>57303177
Thanks anon

>>57302718

>>57303427
No. If you can get monetization then you can get membership.

>>57300214
A job is a job. If they have legitimate disabilities preventing work, apply for government aid. If they CAN work, but refuse to apply for "low end" jobs like Walmart, then they're wasting the good graces of whoever is giving them food and shelter and wifi to shitpost on /vt/.

Please contribute to society, thank you.

>>57301499
Don't take it that way, think of it as the beginning of her idol arc where she's gonna perform on stage.

>>57303475
I'm going to check to see if you use the image for catalog posting, don't disappoint me

>>57303555
And the criteria for that is?

>>57303644
Like a thousand subscribers and 10k view hours. They passed them within a day.

>>57303644
Youtube AI magic. "Lots of subscribers" "Lots of views" "Lots of engagement"
>define lots
Lots

>>57303427
Do you think that only holos have memberships?

>>57303709
>10k view hours.
SO ME LOOKING THROUGH ALL HER VODS HELPS?!

I feel blessed with this anon.
>>57303757
nah, but I have never looked it up

>>57303418
>https://youtu.be/sARshtXhwFI?si=roPEzO815FksDbw7

that's honestly fucked up, but relatable since I also come from an abusive household

glad that I'm not crazy (almost) or want to suicide......

>>57303644
1k subs and 10k view, since Cover have Multi-Channel Networks (MCNs) license with YouTube. It's automatically had membership and monetization allowed.

what was the term for the thing an anon was planning to make? like they were going to imagine shiori so hard that it'll create a supernatural entity or something?

>>57303611
No no, I'm just having fun editing images and rediscovering photoshop.
>>57303531
This one is also good, thanks anon.

>>57304033
Tulpa?

>>57304033
tulpa. don't do it. it's too late if you messed up. she will literally become yorick.

>>57304033
Tulpa?

>>57304062
>>57304070
>>57304078
follow-up question: was the anon successful, and is the tulpa draining the real shiori's life essence hence why her cough is not getting better

OG thread checker back again after taking a few days away from the general! Odd = sex thread, even = cute thread, 0 = Shiori DOES NOT mention cannibalism during this stream.

>>57304169
No, meme magic is still made of memes, she's simply sick

>>57304173
CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD CUTE THREAD

>>57304169
That's not how tulpa's work, nor is that how strep throat works.
Tulpa's are imaginary friends created through self-induced psychosis. Drive yourself mad until you believe anime is real.
Only people who spent too much time on /x/ believe it's supernatural.

>>57301499
I almost feel bad for the chubas during their Japan arcs. Everybody in council seemed more depressed when they were there.

>>57304515
why ???

Cute wholesome sex with Shiori

>>57304656
They work on a lot of Idol projects, and also try to stream. But they cannot talk about the projects, so the public think they are "getting lazy", that's bs. But what can you do?

Cute Shiori for the cute thread

>>57304659
Too big.

>>57304749
>books on the floor
NOT A NOVELITE

>>57304749
thats not cute...

Visited my old school today, we have a cathedral, it's been a long while so I visited that too and lit up a candle for my family and one extra for Shiori. I realized that I've never done that for someone else before other than my family. So this is what it feels like to have someone you care about in life and that you really want them to succeed.

>>57304749
Enjoy vacation

>>57304822
She want you to be a better person, remember to take care of yourself, and your family.

>>57304749
...........anon

*report it to janny

>>57304808
it's baby making sex, it's cute because I'll have a family with shiori

>>57304874
Thank you, Shiori. I'll do my best.

>>57304749
He flew too close to the Sun. Abayo, Icarus.

>>57304656
They’re basically doing twice as much work while they’re living away from home, all the while schizos scream about them being lazy when they’re subjected to Japanese work culture on top of streaming. I’d be miserable too.

>>57304989
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57304749
ABAYO CHOCOBALL

Unmedicated here. How do I become kind to myself if I've never been kind to others?

>>57305707
>How do I become kind to myself if I've never been kind to others?
Learn some flavour of buddhism.

Shiori's boyfriend here. How do I cum inside Shiori if nobody ever came inside me?

>>57304735
As a Chumbud, Japan arcs are the most miserable time to be a fan. All you can do is be patient and welcome your oshi back when she returns

>>57304749
I saved the picture, your sacrifice won't be in vain. Double thanks since my boss saw it before it got deleted and I'm getting a promotion now!

>>57305877
You might consider some tools for sounding with straws and funnels so Shiori could drench down her own orgasmic love juices inside your penis.
Writefags, it's time.

>>57305707
>>57305823
uhh i guess springboarding off anon here, yea i mean you could give metta meditation a shot, translating roughly to lovingkindness meditation. it's simple but surprisingly powerful, but i also feel like usually for people to get past their initial skepticism they need to have a grasp on some other form like Theravada. and theravada meditation itself is pretty good for general magnanimity

>>57306007
>writefags it's time
Not everything needs to be archived

>>57304515
Dunno about the others, but Fauna has been more or less holding up well, or at least she's good at giving that appearance even though she had to like stay up ungodly hours for her con appearance a few weeks ago. Her membership post when she had to cancel her watchalong made me concernfag a little though.

>>57305707
start small with yourself anon,
start talking with yourself a few good things.

don't say I want to kill myself, but I want to do my best.

don't say you're a failure, but I want to keep trying.

you will failed anon but if you do want to share kindness this is the way....

>>57305877
aight spread your ass now !!

>>57305917
Here's to hoping Shiori will vlog about her japan trip.

>>57306357
Shiori has been pretty good at being active on Twitter during her break, so I'm not worried about her losing contact during the Japan trip. Her sleep schedule is probably going to be fucked, though

>>57306472
No way she doesn't vlog about it too, but we may have to wait for her to edit footage till after

>>57305877
You know the rules, and so do I

>>57290234
Anon, I’ve created a fictional universe where the world is ruled by an anime theocracy because American capitalism accidentally replaced religion, turning the US into a modern-day Holy Roman Empire and Japan into the modern equivalent of the Papal States. And I did it just because I thought it’d be funny if I treated anime fandoms like medieval countries because literally every other part of the world remains the same.
I unironically believe making all of what I just said come true is more realistic than the deranged bullshit you just wrote.

>>57306085
Fauna definitely seemed to cope better, but she’s also better at masking than the others so it’s hard to say. It seemed like she struggled a bit dietwise at first before management gave them stuff to cook with, but that went the same for Mumei too. Different cultures since so many of the JP’s just eat convenience store shit for every meal while the Americhubas don’t do that.

>open twix
>see talented novelites
>close twix
Damn...Well...I guess a quick trip to the hardware store is in order...

>>57306844
>>57301952

keep up the good work! I bet you're making Shiorin smile!

>>57293707
When I watched the stream her PNG model looked like it was being animated, like when irys was a cardboard cutout in that one Sora stream. It didn’t look like how most vtubers drag their PNG around.
I can’t believe this is actually a skill, but it makes too much sense now that you’ve pointed it out.

>>57301952
"rosewood bookshelves" "her nail scratching the books" "squirming into the shape of thoughts"

nice detailing

I want to cuddle with Shiori and give her lots of kisses in the cheek.

>>57307096
What is this

>Shiori doesn't know I'm using Quillbot.
eheheehehehe

>>57307520
yorick...

Shiori doesn't know i exist

>>57307096
It's not correct...to type like...this...
You can refrain when writing a story can't you?

>>57307520

>>57307520
That's a good artist. Give me a link so I can drop a measly like.

>>57307637
horny and depressed

>>57307694
https://twitter.com/EizuRemon/status/1696560278136148313

Shiori knows I'm her boyfriend

>>57307520
Shiori, your nose...

>>57278391

may your d12 be blessed with the mirth of children playing in the beautiful sunshine and soft green grass

>>57307855
She is a Freemason, yes

Good morning I love Shiori and hate my continual thoughts of inadequacy

Imagine you're cuddled with Shiori under one blanket, on the couch, in front of the TV. You feel her warmth and giddyness, the room is dark except for the television screen. You embrace her hand and she responds by locking fingers. She cuddles in closer to you. The Rick and Morty season premiere is starting. You smell her cute hair

every tiny step
every shy smile

we march together into forever!

>>57308526
c-cute bro , t-that's comfy

>>57308448
Good morning. Nobody is perfect except Shiori.

>>57308526
Then imagine she farts

Do you think Shiorin will join to today Rissa Terraria stream?

I need pics of angy Shiorins

>>57308877
She is limited to 2 hours of streaming a day.

>>57308526
>Rick and Morty
Goddamn it Anon, that was so close to being perfect lol

>>57309021
I mean she can still join in without streaming or even talking but I kinda doubt she will.

The needy streamer VOD is so fucking cute, if I wasn't a gachi I am now

It's so shiover

*HEAD PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT*

GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY

Shiori: uuuUUUOOOOOOHHHHHhhhhHHHH!!!!!! ^__^

I'm going to shikill myself.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxqsDAp90YYaWNhSFlr4bcVhWHXGdMHWt0

>>57309750
Even at your Lois never consider Stewiecide.

>>57309754
>mold the story
heh

>>57309754
I will make my own ending...

Doing ejaculation reps for Shiori

Writefag anon here, just finished my response to Shiori's prompt and now I'm in the mood for more prompts, gimmie one and I'll craft a half-decent story that will stir your emotions, maybe.

>>57310321
She's ovulating

Wait those youtube posts are supposed to be writing prompts? I thought it was just Shiori being cute.

>>57293627
>>57293707
>>57307286
Yeah she manipulates it like you would move a puppet if you had as much control as a png gives you.
It reminds me of, all things considered, thunderbolt fantasy (I know next to nothing about puppets beside that and what I watched as I kid).

>>57310520
Why do you think a lot of anons and not anons, write a roleplay response?
They prompt creativity and she loves that.

>>57310321
Anon and Shiori have to defeat CHAOS, but Shiori get possesses by CHAOS, and only Anon kind word can save her, and destroy CHAOS

>>57308526
>The Rick and Morty season premiere is starting.
Me and my girlfriend Shiori are rewatching Courage actually.

>>57310643
Based

>>57310601
I'm going to SAVE Chaos, Who is with me?

>>57310321
Shiori and you hold hands, go on a walk and its raining.

It's so weird, last night, I fell asleep thinking about Shiori. I had a dream in which I had a son. I was lying next to him on a peaceful morning as he opened his eyes. The reflection of light in his pupils filled me with so much peace and joy. I was so happy, I remember an incredible need to protect him and work hard for him was born within me.
And when I woke up, I felt very peaceful but somewhat sad about not having something like that in my life

Anway, PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT BITCH

>>57310601
You sir have been playing too much Stranger of Paradise. But alright it sounds interesting, give me a bit.
>>57310912
I'll do yours after this anon, but one question, do you or her own an umbrella in this story?

>>57308526
>The Rick and Morty season
We don't watch leddit crap thank you

>>57310971
a tiny translucent one, barely big enough for one person

Good morning, I love Shiori-nee

>>57311170
My Shiori Big Sis cant be this Cute and Cool!

Shioring

>>57310601
>It's the final battle
>The world is shrouded in a thick layer of black
>All but this tower
>You and Shiori are side by side
>Against the one that caused this to begin with. Chaos.
>You were originally tasked with a duty to save the world
>You went on an adventure with other people including Shiori
>However, you were betrayed by them all
>All except for her, she stayed true and stayed with you all this time
>A hard battle is fought
>The only sounds that can be heard are the wails of the dead, your weapon against Chaos and Shiori backing you up.
>Finally, you land the killing blow on Chaos.
>But, nothing you expected to happen occurs.
>The darkness isn't being lifted
>Instead, Shiori calls to you in a silent, but desperate whisper
>"Anon?.."
>You turn to her, and then you see it, your despair quickly takes you over
>Shiori is slowly being taken over by the remains of Chaos
>She starts crying in her right eye, the other already overtaken, her right arm still clutching on to a knife
>"Anon..I'm sorry, I guess I'll be betraying you too." She says tearfully, ready to slit her own throat to not let her possession happen
>You walk up to her, all the previous betrayals have broken you, you feel nothing, or so you thought
>Suddenly, tears start streaming down your eyes too
>You resolved yourself to end everyone that came in your way, your former friends, allies, even family if they had been corrupted
>Now the last person that needs to die is right before you
>You hesitate, your tears come down harder
>"Anon, please, hurry..before it's too late."
>She tries to stab herself in the throat to spare you the pain of doing it yourself
>You catch her arm and then you gently whisper in her ear
>"You were always there with me to the end, I swore I'd kill you or myself if one of us got corrupted..but I can't."
>Her left arm, now fully possessed, starts to strangle you
>You barely manage to utter the next words as you feel life fading from you
>"Please live well Shiori..you were always my guiding light.."
>Then suddenly, it stops
>Her left hand lets go of your neck
>She falls onto the ground, her head resting on your arm
>You call out to her, surprised, shocked, desperate even
>Then you hear the soft sounds of her breathing and her chest slowly rising up and down as if in a comfy slumber
>Your words had helped her regain control
>And then finally, your surroundings start to fade
>Your mission is complete, you did it.

Shioringing

Done any reading lately? I'm reading The Odyssey at the moment. I planned to get all my greek mythology books read before summer ended, but it didn't happen.

>>57311911
Change the word knife for scissors and its perfect!

WHEN YOU'RE GOBBLING MOLD LEFT AND RIGHT SHIORI

>>57311911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTSq_-s8JxM&ab_channel=disabled1955

:blessed:

Shioring it

>>57312265
>How IM supposed to FIX MY LIFE when YOU'RE GOBBLING MOLD LEFT AND RIGHT SHIORI!

>>57310912
>>57311164
>It's a sunny day out, you were preparing for this for at least a week
>You finally had the courage to ask her out for a date
>Your heart was practically still, hoping you wouldn't get turned down
>To your surprise, you didn't. She said "Yes, I'd love to"
>Now in the present day, you're out together, walking in town
>You felt content, holding her hand, her by your side, smiling
>You point out a few places you could go, an arcade, a library, and a small cafe.
>She agrees to it all, and has a story for each place
>Her stories always captivated you, and others around you
>But just for today, those stories would be for you alone
>You're feeling giddy, you can't believe how this happened
>Your day has gone by blissfully and now you're sitting at the cafe with her
>She's sipping on some green tea while you're having a coffee.
>You ask her what kind of books she picked up at the library while you were there with her
>"Oh, just some murder mystery, and some psychological stuff, those always excite me!"
>You smile at her, and she smiles back at you, her smile leaving you feeling entranced.
>As the two of you exit the cafe
>Rain starts to fall down, it's heavy
>Your perfect date was going so well until this point
>Shiori then turns to you and apologize "Ah..anon, I only have a small umbrella, here you can use it."
>She hands you a small umbrella, there's no way both of you could use it
>You return it to her, then you take off your coat and hold it over your head with one hand
>"Huh? Are you sure?" she asks you, concerned about whether or not you'll get sick
>You smile at her and nod, then you take her hand again with your free hand
>She blushes a little bit, but accepts you
>Then the two of you start walking back to her home
>The heavy rain isn't letting up, but it doesn't bother you
>She looks at you a little concerned from time to time, but she still smiles, feeling a little comfortable with you
>The walk is long, a storm has even started, though none of that matters
>She decides to change the mood a little, and tells you a story involving a long storm
>You listen to her, you squeeze her hand when she gets to an interesting part, and she recognizes it and is happy, knowing her story is enough to distract you both from the storm
>You finally arrive at her home, where she leaves the umbrella with you
>"Thank you for today anon, you can use this to get home and you can give it back to me next time!"
>"Next time", the words resonate in your heart and mind, this isn't a one and done deal, there'll be a next time, and that leaves you smiling at her
>She then kisses your cheek softly and says "If you can make the next date just as exciting, then the next kiss will be here"
>She taps your lips, then heads inside
>She waves at you one last time
>And so, your almost perfect date, became perfect, as you now have the next one lined up.

>>57312233
Fuck you're right, I was too into the fantasy setting moment to remember that.

>>57312469
not bad :>

>>57312469
Needs more >rape

>>57312469
Very cute.

In time the hissing of her sanity
Faded out her voice and soiled her name
And like marked pages in a diary
Everything seemed clean that is unstained
The incoherent talk of ordinary days
Why would we really need to live?
Decide what's clear and what's within a haze
What you should take and what to give

Oreo = menhera?

I only watched her latest overdose stream and there she talked about her past experiences. Maybe it's the cold but her voice was sad while reminiscing about all the good and bad things that happened before. That being said, she shares a lot of things and I'm afraid that she might say too much in the future (I'm sure that it will happen if nothing changes). That's all.

>>57313331
I think she's just someone shaped by those experiences and wants everyone to be on the relative same page with her. Or well as close as we can be without things. She's pretty careful not to go too far sometimes like stopping herself mentioning something that'd identify something.

>>57310520
It’s for the attentionwhores of the general to write stuff and spam their liked comments every thread.

>>57313551
do you want a hug?

>>57313331
If by "she'll say too much" you mean "she'll say something that will cause the catalog to create threads and narratives for weeks without any affect or shift on the greater fanbase" then yeah, she'll probably say too much in the future.
Looking forward to it in fact, her zatsudans are a roller coaster ride and a big part of why I find her entertaining. I'd rather she not censor herself even further than is already mandatory for Hololive member.

>>57313331
She'll be fine, she was just reminiscing on her life and past experiences, with a hint of melancholy. Sometimes people just get that way and start talking away how/what they feel, she knows what to and not to say. The reason she does it is most likely because of not having many close IRL friends anymore and wanting people to do better for themselves, not not wallow in despair and self pity. She wants everyone to have hope and feel good about the future, even if the current world situation is fucked right now. She dug herself up out of that abyss when she started vtubing long ago, she was really happy doing that and sharing her creations with others gave her hope, especially when people told her how their lives were going. I mean sure the filter could blow off anytime, that's always the danger of being as online as she is but that hasn't happened. I know she has motivated me to do better and I'll always thank her for that and catch everything she does, but support her from a distance. Obviously she's still a day one member but you know what I mean, hopefully.

Still undecided on whether I want to buy some macarons, she has them in her room but they're somewhat expensive for what they are.
I'll think on it while I go get my steppies, take care Novelites.

Holy fuck it's a crazy lighting storm out here

>>57313973
I don't know how to phrase it, or explain why that is, but seeing Shiori be such a kind, well meaning person makes me want to kill myself

>>57314161
Shiogey

>>57314240
Shirrat

It's shiover...

>>57314161
Because she's the opposite of (You)

>>57314497
I gave up and also want everyone to be miserable and never have fun, so I guess so

It's gonna be oriokay

>>57314530
Including Shiori?

>>57314576

>>57314530
Go listen to Utakotoba by MyGo

Good evening fellow Novelites.
Today we will discuss Kafka's metamorphosis.

What can we say about this, except that it's schlock of the lowest level for a masturbatory audience?
Oh, if I become a roach no one will love me - we rightfully make fun of girls for their "would you love if I were a worm" questions, yet we praise it here and now. Is it because it's fellating an audience of alienated men who fantasize about being so important that without them their family will work? So alienated and delusional, I might add, who think that no one else is working beside them.

Trash on the level of "I was kicked out of the party and now they regret it" isekai trash.

And that's all, folks. We will see each other tomorrow.

>>57315124
>Guy turns into a cockroach, Tone. Hand on the fuckin bible.
>Gedda fuck outta here

Shiggers be dead.

>>57316353
Its oreover

>>57315124
I love your terrible literature takes

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>>57316353
Dead Shigger Storage

>>57315124
Anon has always been thoughtless of others...