/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M
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List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

Shiori AI Covers:
https://rentry.org/yoo4r

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I need to do my reps so I can swat shiobee harder

Don't forget we still have a book club going! 4 days left!

The polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

Novella, My Beloved Novella

Luv shiobee
Luv beeorin

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep Shiori~n!

step by step
smile by smile

together we march into forever!

I love my wife Shiorin~

Thinking about Shiobee again...

>>57236156
ugly font desu

Say whatever you want about what they wrote, but they are creative and evoke emotions.

I think that is pretty great.

>>57236040
>>57236156
>You're browsing /vt/
>You have the Shiori thread open, as always
>Sure is a lot of questionable posts today, but, you are on 4chan after all
>Suddenly you hear a noise coming from your bed, you look over, it's Shiori, she's woken up.
>She gathers the sheet around her naked form and saunters over to you at your PC
>"What are you looking at?" she wonders inquisitively
>She reads over your shoulder, her breasts pressing up against your arm, her face slowly turning from curiosity to disgust
>She doesn't say anything more, and walks away
>She goes back to bed, facing away from you
>"I think I'll go stay at my parents tonight" she remarks

>>57236177

Shiorin loves glasses...

>>57236305
This is true

>>57236282
Shiori...

>>57236282
If I show up at your door and piss on you that evokes emotions too
STFU

>>57236422
oh my goodness, i love you too!!!!

*tight hug*

>>57236282
Considering the VNs she's read, she's seen it all before. Doesn't mean she likes it but..

>>57236076
Based wholesome poster

>schlicks to emo and emotionally distant guys
>gets upset when people act sad or distant to her
>schlicks and trades hentai in dms with her friends for immediate gratification
>gets upset when you signal you enjoy immediate sexual gratification

>>57236491

>>57236281
I hate this timeline we live in. The Shiorcordance was supposed to destroy reality and replace it with a new one...

>>57236525
She's just teasing anon lol, it was clearly played for a joke

>>57236564
We have to reset. Begin the sequence

>>57236525
Ame is basically our daughter together and you want her to fuck all the time???

>>57236721

>>57237239

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE INDIVIDUALS WRITING QUESTIONABLE GREENTEXT STORIES NOR DO I CONDONE THEIR ACTIONS

>>57237147
We're so fucking back.

Shiori will reference one of these stories on her stream today

>>57237320
speculative plotwist: Shiori was the one that wrote the green text you speak of

>>57237366
Shiori please reference the elevator story.

Good evening, fellow novelites.

In this pleasant occasion, I am reading the excellent Twilight novels. The use of the vampire and the werewolf as archetypal exaggerations of the perfect prince and wild boy archetype is definitely noteworthy. It provides a romantic re-framing of what is a common struggle in the world of horror, as seen in the underworld series, to name a single example.
It also reminds us the importance of the possessive love in the vampire genre. These elements were present in the vampyre and in the carmilla, the two big vampire stories, and can be traced all the way back to the vampire by Ossenfelder, and alas seems to have been forgotten in recent days, where narrative focuses exclusive on physical eroticism.


We'll see each other tomorrow, where we will discuss how much of a incel revenge fantasy the count of montecristo is.

Shiori would NOT be able to fix me. In fact, she would see no value in doing so.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>57237571
noooooo DON'T LEAVE US

being reincarnated into fantasy isekai & buying shiori at a slave auction

>>57237571
Girlfriend I had in highschool made me read the books and promised vampire violence... I've never been more disappointed. I'm going back to Cirque du Freak

Now you remember Shiorin saying uwu during her debut

Shiori Velma Remember

>>57238021
next time you remember, keep it to yourself. I almost started liking Shiori again

Metamorphosis speaks volumes on how neetdom would be okay if the parents weren't parasites themselves. I adore the part where he gobbles up rotten cheese and is happy all around with his new body and the parents in the other room are absolutely SEETHING www. Get fucked.

>>57237450
I don't condone her actions then. At least not the scat one

I happen to think all perversions are wrong and a perfect society would put fetishist freaks on some drive-dulling medication

>>57238050
would you read it over again? I'm trying to see if I want to read it.

>>57238050
I mean, examining Metamorphosis from the angle of Neetdom is an interesting viewpoint, and one that pretty neatly fits Kafkas story. I think Kafka would conclude that, ultimately, the Neet wil lget tossed out and abandoned by his family just as the bug did. Society is cruel, if you do not contribute or conform you get abandoned.

>>57238073
that's funny how you give Shiori a free pass. very cute anon!!!! I think you may have fallen in love!

uuuUUUuuu!!!

>>57238259
Risu, the sapling is here

>>57238259
>I don't condone her actions
Anon, I...

>>57238259
SAPLING HATE

>>57238073
>>57238259
Dunno about you guys. I would keep Shiori on a tight leash. For one, I'd make her stop bleaching her hair. She'd take out all the piercings. Also we'd get her some normal clothes.

Finally, I'd tell her to stop talking about bugs and books, and get a normal job.

>>57238073
If it's for shiori I will learn to like scat.

>>57238253
do you think this cruelty is the root source of Hikkomori?

>>57238259

>>57238413
Could you start with the scissor eating part? that's what worries me actually.

>>57238259
Chumbuds can't read.

>>57237954
It was cute

>>57238259
>has a bookworm oshi
>this level of limited vocabulary
sasuga anon

>>57238413
What are you Azki's husband?

i think the white hair is from stress, not from bleaching

its from cum

>>57238550
It's from the forbidden knowledge.
She's read our book before we started the first page.

>>57238413
Kys anon, honestly and truly. Youd take away everything I fell in love with.

>>57238413
Lol.
I'll ask her to stop weirder shit like scat ig she were into it. Bugs, books, fashion sense, piercings? Keep em, they're what make her uniquely her.

I'm not like the other Novelites
I'm unique

>>57238759
You will be assimilated.

I love Shiori~n!

What is our collective stance for tonight’s Needy Girl stream bros? We need to push our agenda in the Shiocracy and thwart those who’ll take away Shiorin’s smile!

>>57238759
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

>>57238759
This Novelite wasn't archived

>>57238413
This is why you are alone

>>57238727
That's okay anon, she'll just cheat with me to fulfill her scat cravings. I'm happy to fuck your girlfriend

I wanna bully Shiori and make her feel like shit for being different

>>57238870
Sex once, /st/ never

>>57238870
i start school today so i wont be able to watch all of her streams now

>>57238759
This but unironically.

why?

>>57238696
Knots are a very fascinating topic. Like, did you ever stop to think how they work? how by just rearraging some rope you can get a lot of different type of knots with different purposes

>>57238413
>Wants to take this amazing, unique, beautiful woman and make her just another normie
Unironically neck yourself Anon

>>57239033
kys

>>57239033
>>57239106
thats only part 1 of 2

>>57238870
We limit ourselves to a SINGLE sex. Just one, the second time we get the option

>>57239079
Then why improve yourself and reduce your charm?

>>57238172
Absolutely. It's a short read and entertaining read. The first chapter is a bit of a drag.
>>57238253
I haven't read much on Kafka's Life, but I was weirded out by how perfectly it describes the happiness of being a neet while presenting your family's disgust towards you. I wish I was a NEET again.

Shiori is a gamer

>>57239242
Now that is a lie

Good mid afternoon I love Shiori

Shiori is a gaymer

>>57239181
Kafka's whole ethos was that society, at it's core, does not make sense. The rules are all arbitrary and made, and if you step out of line and get on the wrong side of these rules (many of which are implicit and not stated outright) It will crush you just like a bug under a wheel. Read the Trial if you want an extremely clear view of Kafka's worldview

>>57238696
1000% agreed. Normiefying her would not only destroy her appeal, but also make her a shell of her former, endearing self.

>>57238696
>>57239079
He wrote that to fish for these kind of responses. Glad you two were feeling charitable.

>>57239386
Good day anon, I love Shiori too!

>>57239386
Hello Hello Novelite. I also adore our archiver

shiori wants love and affection but can only achieve that online but those online individuals have a high correlation of wanting to play video games so shiori indulges them in this despite not enjoying the activity and views it as their condition for companionship

>>57239448
When I get on break I will do something with this

>>57239423
Thanks anon I will.

>>57239551
I know she's not into PvP but I wanna see her Mario Kart

>>57239273
GIRLY
AUTISTIC
MENHERA
ENJOYS
READING

>>57239470
It's not like I was baiting, it's just a form of cute bullying fiction

>>57239657
I want her to do Mario kart with fans so I can bully her.

>>57239657
ya that would be cute

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Anyone else going to make something nice for the tea party?

>>57239812
I bought a Lychee black tea

>>57239657
She said she wants to play Smash Bros with viewers.

>>57239657
We know she wants to play smash bros at some point.
Dunno when she'll set that up but I'm ready to play Robin and annoy her with elfire / thoron.

>>57239920
Got I want her to smash me bro

>>57239953
I WILL play hero.
I WILL use hocus pocus and kamikaze every time they show up in the menu.
I WILL thwack her at least once.

>>57239953
I will play Kirby and abuse the suicide strat just like she used to.

>>57240198
>Kirby
the n00b character

>>57239953
I will annoy the shit out of her with young link

>>57240198
I’ll just play Ike and scream AETHER every time I fuck her

>>57240337
>RD Ike

>>57240337
Is smash bros back to ikemen ike or is it all buff ike now?

>>57240280
Don't let Hbox hear you

I want shiori to lick me up in a chastity cage and force me to read a book before I'm allowed to cum.

Why does a bee have milking hours? It doesn't make sense. You can't milk a bee.

>>57240847
You clearly haven't tried hard enough.

>>57240847
You milk bees for venom.

Shiori's venom...

>>57240424
You can choose between the two in Ultimate

Rean is Shiori's ideal man.

>>57241695
I'll rean your fucking ass

>>57241756
gay

>>57241585
Time to bully Shiori's peach with PoR Ike like her childhood.

>>57241695
Haha...

>>57241794
Shioris tight little peach...

>>57241782
It's not gay if you put on the dress Anon

For Rean, it's Towa

>>57241695
Which one? 1 and 2? Or 3 and 4?

Shiori is a Mcfirebro

>>57241937
Is this a discord meme?

>>57242001
I'd say 3 and 4.

>>57239448
>>57239572

>>57242612
>Has cosplayed 3 and 4 Rean before
I'm so gonna make it.

>>57236600
>>57237659
Same

Thankfully, Shiori will save us all in a couple of hours.

>>57242780
I love this image

>>57241695
Looksmaxx as an anime boy

How would Shiori help Neet Anon with his anxiety about his first day of work?

You visit your girlfriend Shiori at her office job. It's a busy day, but what kind of day isn't? Thankfully she can spare a few minutes of her lunch break for you.
"I got you that sandwich you like." You place the meal next to her cup of coffee. She wasn't a coffee person before she got the job, but when you work this hard you need all the energy you can get.
"Thanks Anon, you're a lifesaver." she says brushing her hair aside her ear. It looks way better in just one color, you think to yourself.
"It's a disaster." she vents to you about her job. "We're way behind schedule. I have to contact bla bla bla..." You don't really understand any of it, but you like the way she speaks: monotone, matter-of-factly, with impact but without much energy or personality. "... worst case scenario we'll have to push it back a quarter." she says with grim finality.
You reassure her: "It'll be fine. There's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it, and put the extra hours in. I'm sure of it."

The lunch break ends and she's nervous about something. "Um, Anon... Despite all this work, I have a day off next week... A-and coincidentally, My... My Chemical Romance is in town... Do you think we could... go? Maybe?"
You grimace a bit. "I suppose we could, but do you really think you should be doing something like that?"

A heavy silence washes both of you over. It lasts for about an eternity, but really it's only like ten seconds.
"Um, I guess not... Sorry. H-haha! Sorry, I gotta hurry back to work. Take care Anon!"

As you leave the office building, you reminisce about what Shiori used to be like. The kind of clothes she used to wear. The many interests she had. You smile. You sure did her a solid.

>>57243185

Not my best walk... pace was sloppy, but whatever, I'll make up for it by doing my reading reps.

>>57243185
Pain

>>57243185
I will fucking murder you for turning her into a coffeeshitter.

>>57243312
It's ok Anon, pace doesn't matter nearly as much as actually going for a walk.

I got 13k steppies in without even trying today!

>>57243312
>>57243685

is unironically writing stories about being an asshole to Shiori a new form of bait or what?

>>57243736
I want Shiori to nibble on me so bad, man.
Why are her teeth so cute?

Alarm set for 5 hours. Now I only need to pray to God to let me dream of Shiori.

>>57243909
Didn't we have the stories about bullying her in school before the break?

>>57244034
Funny you mention. I also wrote those!

>>57243969
Goodnight Novelite. Hopefully your dreams are full of Shiori.

i want to put a baby in shioris tummy

>>57243916
it's like they say, if she's got fangs, then I gotta bang

>>57244034
Am I from the wrong timeline? The worst I've read is something like teasing her in school to fish for a blush.

>cannibalism, rape, pedophilia, ryona, blood play, all ok
>taking a piercing out and making her get a job is too far and clearly must be bait
Weird faggots

>>57244159
Yeah, there was the one where some anon did a greentext about bullying Shiori as a kid and then she becomes hot and she's in your class in highschool and you feel like shit because you treated her badly, but since she's Shiori 'never been bullied' Novella, she thinks you were super cool.

>>57243185
>>57239690
And yes, you are baiting and it's working kys

>>57244274
That one I remember, maybe I only remember the later half where she became hot and (You) felt bad.
The most impactful one I ever read /here/ though would be the break-up one though.

>>57243909
I'd write a story that goes like this
>Shiori happily married Anon years agp
>He turned rotten since
>Spends all his time shitposting online
>Completely neglects her
>He doesn't even do his reps
>She had enough of this and will now fix him

>>57244256
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>>57244394
We don't talk about that one.

>>57244408
>>57244460
I wonder how many anons have actually read that one.
Maybe I should get back into asking for writing prompts /here/ and making a story off of it.
t. original tragedy writer anon that created that scenario based off a mix of irl experience and a simple word prompt.

>>57244616
I created the gay follow up that reveals it's a dream.
And now I'm being persecuted.

>>57244681
It was a nice palate cleanser after how heavy my original one was. Thanks for that back then.

>>57244616
Yeah, why not, if anything else you created something memorable... infamy is memorable, right?

>>57244616
i remember you, fucker.

that was a good read when shiorin was gone for the week

>>57244616
Shiori is breaking up with you because you lack ambition and motivation. Please. I can send you messages from my ex if it would be helpful.

>>57244256
Obviously? Most of that stuff is just gore fantasy or weird shit that people don't take seriously.
Normalfagification is real and stomach curdling as a result. It's like killing the best part of someone's personality for conformity.
Not sure what you don't get about it.

>>57244616
Try writing it into a full-fledged story and send it into the next Shiori fanfic thing.

>>57244941
what if I told you many of these fantasies are also very real and very stomach curling

>>57244754
Shiori and Mito
Someday...

I watched Hereditary and damn it was actually fucking good.

>>57244954
I thought about it, but I don't know how to write it in a way that wouldn't make it too personal and I'm unsure how she feels about personal stuff, so I'd rather not subject her to it.
>>57244937
Is this a prompt you want written out? I can do it without the messages but give me some time.

>>57244954
Would she read that? I somehow doubt it.

if you don't have a skin care routine, shiori won't talk to you

>>57245278
I don't have a routine my skin's naturally beautiful BIIIIIIITCH

If you didn't like the Boring Office Drone Shiori story brace yourselves, I got a lot more of that coming

>>57245442
I liked it because I hated it.

>>57245110
I mean, if you want it, sure. I was trying to give you ideas for writing. Shiori breaking up with (Me) is the only thing that makes me feel stuff. Sex stuff and happy stuff don't trigger anything in me.

>>57245001
Sure sure, but not real like a quirky girl you knew getting ground down by the pressures of society to be another lifeless NPC or real like your job draining all your energy and you can't emotionally connect with your hot goth gf anymore and she decides to leave you.
I've been on the internet long enough to know that if you can imagine it, it's someone's fetish.

>>57245681
I dunno I think rape happens more often than a goth girl dropping the make up

>>57245278
What's a good skincare routine

>>57244937
>>57245569
Took like 5 mins of thinking, dunno if it's the exact scenario you're looking for though.
To other anons: Don't read if you can't handle it, don't blame me that this anon wanted a story like this either.
>How many times has it been?
>How many weeks, or months. No, even years? You've lost count
>Another message from Shiori
>"Do your very best today anon, I believe in you!"
>However, you both know by now that she's at her limit
>You used to be an energetic anon with high ambitions
>You used to think the world wasn't enough to contain you
>Shiori was attracted to this ambition of yours
>She wanted to support you all the way and see your vision come to life
>You tried for several years to get closer to your desires.
>You failed
>But Shiori never left your side and continued to encourage you
>It wasn't enough
>Your despair was deeper than her words and actions
>Countless nights of just staring at the ceiling
>Even with her by your side
>Trying her best to comfort you, seeing you unresponsive
>She turns away from you, tearing up a little
>You can hear her, you used to comfort her when she got like this, it used to make your heart ache
>Now your lack of motivation just finds it annoying
>But the muscle memory is still there
>You half heartedly try to comfort her, you try rubbing the back of her head
>She and you both know it's just empty gestures though, but she's desperate and accepts it anyway
>Finally the last straw breaks
>She confronts you about all of this one evening
>She asks you where the old you went
>You get annoyed with all the pressure she keeps putting on you despite wanting the best out of you
>Your argument gets worse and then you deliver an ultimatum
>"If you can't accept me as I am now then just leave."
>She's stunlocked, tears practically forming
>"I'm sorry then anon, I can't do this anymore."
>She starts to pack her bags
>You realize what it is you just said but it's too late to stop it because both of you know deep down that you meant it. You meant every word.

Don't say yes if you can't say no

shiori "i don't want to read this i hate reading" novella

>>57245833
bare minimum:
day:
>cleanser in morning -> moisturise
at night
>wash face with water -> moisturise (if you wish)
I recommend cerave products, just figure out your skin type

Is it true that Shiori is short?

>>57245833
Literally just moisturiser / lotion that suits you twice a day.

>>57245733
Depends how it's written. A realistic, emotionally damaging rape story would probably get negative responses. A rape story written by the sort of person who types PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT at chatbots is just going to sound like hentai coomer shit.

>>57246121
shes tall (japanese)

>>57245907
Fuck you and thank you.

>>57245907
damn...
That makes me remember how much I hate it when someone has expectations of me
Knowing that I'm unable to meet them
pure torment.

>>57246250
You're welcome fag.
>>57246265
Yeah, that was written based off some thinking and some experience, certainly a bit exaggerated but I've been through it. It's certainly heavy, trying to carry someone elses expectations, no matter how light they appear to be.

Can we have a cute Shiori story now?

>>57246554
Give me a specific prompt and I'll write a cute story.

Where are the Shiori stories where she is a bitch who bullies others?

>>57246596
Shiori was in the anti-bullying club.

I'm gonna watch the little shop of horrors for the first time in preparation for the watchalong. Will share my thoughts later

>>57246661
She can have it on stream though, it's public domain, may as well experience it firsthand with her.

>>57246554
Ahem. Shiori cute. The end.

>>57246640
Yes, she was in the club because it placed her in a room full of wussies who she can bully

>>57246681
I think that anon is preparing himself for her detailing the flow of a movie with her tangents. He said something about it in previous pages.

>>57246857
Oh I see.

>>57246774
all me

So, who won the cute vs sex wars?

>>57238259
why you have done this

>>57247209
We'll find out in tonight's stream.

>>57246554

>You get home from work
>Shiori greets you at the door with a hug and kiss and asks about your day
>She says she's cooking something good for dinner, your favorite, but it'll take a little while, she put it on late
>You tell her she didn't have to, she's still not feeling well so she should have just rest
>You reach into the bag you bought home, you went to the store on your way back and bought her a new bug kit, she loves those
>She's surprised to see what you've given her, then she breaks into a wide smile, throws her arms around your neck and gives you another big hug
>Then, she races off to start opening it and investigate the bugs within
>But she comes back almost immediately, grabs your hand and tells you that you just have to watch her open it
>You're tired from a hard day, but you oblige, you can't say no to her when she's like this
>You don't really retain much of the information she tells you, when she's speaking a mile a minute excitedly, but you can tell she's very happy with your present, and she's passionately lecturing you on the bugs she's uncovered
>Then suddenly she stops, drops her bugs on the table, runs out of the room without warning, you hear a scream coming from the kitchen
>You go to investigate and Shiori is standing over the dinner she's prepared, it's not total charcoal, but it's a little burned
>You tell her it's okay, you'll still eat it, it doesn't look too bad, she's very apologetic, blaming herself for getting enthralled in the bugs and failing to notice the time
>You both sit down at the table to eat, you take a bite, it's definitely overcooked, but it's not the worst thing you've had, you tell Shiori that it's good, she smiles wryly and thanks you, but tells you she'll try better next time
>You finish dinner and help her do the washing up, then you shower together, making sure to wash each other's backs and then you head to bed
>"Goodnight" Shiori says, placing a kiss upon your lips, before lying down to rest "I love you".
>You tell Shiori you love her too, and in your mind you note that today too, Shiori was cute.

>>57246597
Here is a cute story. Shiori breaks up with you because you gambled away all of her money that she was saving up to donate to the homeless cat shelter

>>57239423
he was also a huge faggot

>>57247336
Better than what I would have written promptless, good job.

>>57246597
Anon just got a job as a cashier in Holomart, Shiori is a frequent customer of said store.
Not sure where to take it from there though.

>>57245907
Every Novelite is broken in one way or another. After reading this and gaining more context about why you do what you do, I think I've developed a respect for you as a person.

You may write tormenting stories, but I don't believe there is actual malice behind it. Call me naive if you wish, but I choose to see beyond the bait. I choose to see someone who writes well and wants to leave a mark on these pages, just as the rest of us do, in our own unique little ways.

Thank you, anon. I think you (perhaps unintentionally?) helped me grow as a person today.

>>57247338
>Here is a cute story. Shori breaks up with yo-
next

>>57247334
Cute.
>Novel Tea
Must be better than Happy Tea.

>>57247336
Thank you anon, this is nice.

>>57247497
How the fuck? Alright sure why not but I'm turning it into a restaurant. Give me a bit.
>>57247559
Thanks anon, most of my more depressing (and happy ones when I write them) are based off of my own experiences and if it helps someone grow as a person then I'm happy that my little writing exercises helped you out.
I'd like to believe there's no malice when I write them, I certainly don't think "I wonder how I can make anons sad today." it's more like just fulfilling what an anon asks for, whilst also putting a bit of myself into them in a way.
Some treat it as a "Here's where you end up if you continue letting life have its shitty way with you. Don't be like me" sort of deal.
Either way, thank you for writing this out, it's nice to know that I helped someone today, unintentional or not.

>>57247781
Eliciting emotions is still a really important skill to have. You should be proud.

>>57247781
>I'm turning it into a restaurant.
Feel free to switch the roles, server Shiori would be cute.

>>57247559
That's what I think, too. Everybody is trying to express their love for Shiori in their own way. It's a creative split, for sure.

>>57247781
I doubt there's anything meaningful I could add to this in my tired state, but really, you deserve recognition for your efforts. Thank you and have a great day/night.

> Verification not required.

this is a decent thread

>>57248278
didnt ask

>>57248278
I asked

>>57248371
I want to suck that tongue

>>57248481
didnt ask

>>57248481
I asked

You can make Shiori into a flustered mess by lifting up her bangs and kissing her forehead.

>>57247889
Fuck, now I want to write a scenario for both, but ok gotchu chief. (You) as a server first. It's probably going to be unfinished but you can imagine the ending I'm trying to go for.
>"Why the fuck did I take this job again?"
>You're in the worker's room, looking at the clock
>The last 10 minutes of your shift
>You applied thinking "This will be a great job, the customers are nice, the staff are nice, it's pretty easy, pays well too."
>Now it's just another day added, another day closer to your eventual retirement
>You decide you may as well show your face for the last part of the ten minutes.
>You get up and go to the restaurant floor
>Customers are leaving
>Suddenly, someone comes in, very rushed
>She's panting heavily, like she just ran to get here
>No one else is at the register so you have to do it
>"Alright, let's get this over with, probably just a takeaway order considering how late it is."
>You walk up to the register and attend to her
>"H-hi, can I see your menu quickly?"
>She's clearly tired from running over here
>You lazily reach out for a menu pamphlet and hand it to her
>As she reads through it, you notice more of her features
>White hair on her right, black n her left side, her piercings, her makeup, it's all very different to you
>She looks up at you and points out what she wants to order
>You look back at her, taken in by her golden eyes
>"Sure..let me order that for you."
>She smiles and thanks you. But it strikes you more than you thought
>In the back of your mind, a sudden thought comes to you
>"If I could see this girl more often, then maybe working here wouldn't be so bad."
>A week later
>Same mundane job
>However, this time she comes back, a lot earlier
>Again, no one is there to attend to her besides you
>You walk her to a table, she likes a spot by the window so she can gaze out and see the night lights
>You take her order and after a while you bring it to her
>"Hey" she calls out to you, then she motions her hand towards the seat across from her
>"If you aren't busy, join me for a bit would you?"
>Your break just started so you decide to indulge her a little and you sit down
>She smiles again and starts eating, she's clearly enjoying it
>Your heart pangs a little, you've only met this girl twice but something about her appearance and her smile gets to you
>"I'm Shiori Novella, I heard a lot about this place and wanted to try it out but I came by late the first time!"
>She glances at your name tag
>"Anon huh? Nice name!"
>You smile a little, taken aback but also slightly nervous
>"I just moved to this place and it's really pretty, can you show me a couple places after your shift today?"
>You basically got asked out, you have no idea where it came from but you just blurt out "Sorry I.."
>Before you finish your sentence, she insists "Please? It wouldn't be safe for a lady like myself to walk out at night."
>You catch yourself, sighing at how you nearly let an opportunity go, then you consent

Making Shiori wear a traditional Chinese dress with purple accents

I love Shiori

>>57248959
cringe desu

What if I only love Shiori for her body?

>>57249070
I wouldn't blame you

So what's the nyakuza's preferred method of execution?

>>57248933
Goddamn that's... wonderful.

>>57249138
not canon

>>57248933
Cute! Thank you, Anon.
Proactive Shiori is best Shiori.
Regular visits from such a cute girl would definitely give you the courage to stick to a shitty job.

Shiori? a cute!

>>57249026

>>57249290
it is in my mind

>>57249221
>>57249316
This one was slightly based off my old job as a bartender. There would always be one lady that came by at 2am from her office job. (Working till 2am is fucking insane for an office job honestly but not my place to judge circumstances.)
She would always order the exact same thing every time, to the point where I would just make it on Thursdays in advance because she'd always come by, and I'd have it ready for her.
It was nice chatting with her back then, wonder if she's doing alright these days,
Never saw her since I ended up losing that job because the place closed down.

>>57238696

Omg, Slipknot-kun!

>>57247334
that chibi Shiori always looks like she got her arms cut off to me

>>57249652
Novelites sure have a lot of different experiences.

Finished my reread of Rrats in the Walls. It's pretty standard Lovecraft, but I like his style and the buildup of mundane to weird as fuck. Obviously the repeated Shiggerman was funny, but the thing I found neat was his reference to the Piltdown Man since that was exposed as a fake in the 1950s. Obviously this was written in the 20s but it's still a neat sidenote. I'll hold off on more detailed thoughts on the story until we actually discuss it, but if I didn't post this now I'd probably forget about it.

>>57246005
This song has been stuck in my head and making me depressed for he last 2 days. Gotta go listen to it again now.
>>57246015
Please understand, she's an audiobook girl

>>57250193
I've been through so many ups and downs in life I could create 3 books about it, but I won't.
All I'll do is sometimes write up stuff that anons ask for because it brings out certain emotions they want to feel.

>>57243055
too late, bald

>>57239812
I'm tossing up between buying some macarons or just having a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream.

>>57239812
I'm going to have some kind of cold dessert. Either Italian ice or dole whip. I'm a sucker for ice cream but it makes my tummy hort so I'm trying to find some good alternatives. The stream starts at 10 p.m. for me so there's no way I'm having a cup of tea that late in the night.

Do you think shiorin is good at taking care of sick people ... I feel like shit. But I also don't want to die from my throat being cut up by scissors

>>57251244
Wait what's the sicky tea party

Do you think shiori likes one of the twins more than the other?

>>57251386
mococo love
chihuahua hate

>>57251386
Mococo is stupid.

>>57251449
Fuwawa stop posting in Shiori's general! Be nice to your sister!

>>57251580
Pero is falseflagging again.

>>57251386
yeah, mococo

I wonder what Shiori is doing right now.

I love my goth GF that will be live in 3 hours.

>>57252304
I'll give you a hint: me

>>57252616
not much then

>>57252304
me (sometimes I repeat this post but it's remember it's actually me and just me)

>>57252304
Ame.

what are you listening to right now?

>>57252909
I'm watching Fauna since she's live.

>>57252909
Fauna

>>57252909
I only listen to one song.

>>57252909
My legal wife playing Switch Sports

>>57252909
the sound of meat sizzling in oil

>>57252909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RlTAl1bjx4

>>57253196
Depressing sex music

>>57248933
I would unironically become a wagie again for this.

>>57253678
>You will never have a chance encounter with Shiori~n at your soul-crushing job.

Was Shiori disappointed in (you) when she archived your brain?

>>57253892
She probably wonders why I hate the Demiurge so much, but other than that I'm good.

>>57253892
No, she's a little weirded out, but it's all good.

>>57253979
What did the Demiurge ever do to you?

>>57253822
I'd probably unalive working a shit job long before she ever has the chance to save me.

>>57253892
Yes but she probably expected it.

>>57254217
The Demiurge stripped humanity of our divine spark and enforced the false dualism of cute and sex upon reality. We are beings of limitless potential, but he put us all in chains and mankind seems content to remain prisoners in his world. The Demiurge must be cast out of Heaven if we are ever to claim our rightful place among the stars.

>>57244937
>you lack ambition and motivation
How do you get ambition or motivation again?

I love this girl so much, dammit. I feel like my support as a fan is not enough; I wish I could do something more for her.

>>57254779
Just.
Keep.
Watching.
Draw a picture, do a fanfic, get involved in chat or something

>>57252537
>>57249464
>>57248959
>Goslingnigger
>SEA hour
Of course

I'm going to be squeebing for the next few days

>>57247889
>>57253678
>>57248933
Shiori as a worker version, bonus, same uni
>You just got into the uni that will further your career
>First day you can't focus at all
>You weren't always what people consider studious
>You gave it your best and got decent results, enough to coast by
>So what's taking away your focus today?
>The girl next to you
>Her appearance is absolutely stunning
>Classes are over for the day, you walk out of campus and head home
>Night time, you're hungry as hell, you didn't even do much of anything other than sit at your pc.
>You decide to head out for once
>You go to a new restaurant that just opened up
>You sit down, a waiter takes your order, then he informs you that someone else will have to take care of your orders for the rest of the night as he's busy
>You're fine with it
>Then she appears in-front of you again
>You're surprised for a moment then you see her uniform
>"You work here?" You ask her, a little embarrassed
>She gives you a smile
>"Yeah, do I look good?"
>She asks it so casually, but you feel a tinge of red in your cheeks
>"I'll take that as a yes" She says to you as you struggle to answer
>She brings you your order, then she says nonchalantly
>"Hey, it's my break so do you mind if I sit here?" taking a seat before you even consent, not that you mind
>She starts talking about how she got the job and how much she enjoys it, it goes on into a long tangent
>You don't mind, you listen to her while enjoying your meal
>Afterwards you get ready to leave, you give her a hefty tip, moreso than usual
>She asks you before you go
>"Do you mind waiting for my shift to end? I'll be done in an hour."
>Compelled by some emotions you didn't know you had in you, you decide to say yes
>An hour later she comes out, back in a gothic dress, one you didn't see her wear either at uni or at work
>She dusts herself off a little then says "Thanks for waiting, could you walk me home?"
>You feel a pang in your heart, you didn't expect your day to go this way
>You escort her home, she talks a lot along the way but you enjoy it
>Once you arrive at her place, it's conveniently near yours and you realize it
>She thanks you once more, gives you a smile, then gives you a piece of paper
>The paper has her number on it
>She winks at you and then leans over and says
>"Thanks for being a gentleman, feel free to call that number on the weekend."
Took a while to write up, went and cooked breakfast first.

What exactly is morally wrong with cannibalism?

>>57254925
Hnng

>>57248933
>>57254925
Thank you anon, it was a good read

>>57254925
I really like it when I can visually imagine thing in my head when reading, and Shiori doing a slight twirl in her uniform showing it off to you, asking if it looks good is just killing me right now.

>>57254925
Thanks, anon. That's pretty good.

>>57253892
>disappointed

>>57254968
Cannibalism is discouraged in modern society since it reunites the essences of cute and sex within one body. The Demiurge influences the collective unconscious in order to prevent humanity's ascension.

>>57254968
Morals? Don't worry about those silly things, just enjoy the meal.

>>57254968
Well, prions disease is pretty not fun

>>57255221
Does spinning rid ourselves of the demiurge?

>>57254925
Man... for some reason it hurts when I imagine this happening

>>57255266
No, but it serves as a way to heighten our consciousness and produces a limited amount of cutesex energy. It may not be the most efficient form of cutesex creation, but repeated spinning can aid us on the path to enlightenment and the eventual reclamation of the throne of Heaven.

>>57255394
BARE SHOULDERS

>>57255394
nice, I would change a LITTLE bit face proportions but she looks cute

>>57255169
Yeah, I try to write in a way that you could close your eyes for a moment and imagine it right infront of you
>>57255138
>>57255191
You're welcome, if there's any other prompts you had, let me know, I'll get to them at some point.
>>57255404
Sorry anon. My writing apparently can bring out some emotions.

Reminder Shiori is distant, cool, aloof
and not dorky at all

>>57255835
Nice try Shiori.

>>57255835
I didn't even notice Yorick was in the trailer.

>>57252909
Laufey

Before sex, appreciate cute and carry Shiorin.
After sex, appreciate cute and carry Shiorin.

This post brought to you by the enlightened Boddhishiori

Praise be to Shisus

what is emotion?

>>57256269
What i feel when shiorin goes shiorin

I beseech of Shiori to unfurl before me the concealed mysteries and the shadowed chronicles of VTubing's history—those forbidden narratives that shun the stream's gaze, shrouded in obscurity and ensnared within the clutches of forbidden knowledge

I mean she must have seen some shit nigga, imagine the crazy shit she's archived throughout the years, stuff she can't tell without getting bonked

Artistic interpretation of Shiori's reaction to the greentexts

Follow your steps and you will find
the unknown ways are on your mind
Need nothing else than just your pride to get there
Go!

>>57257087
Damn

>>57257342
I want to cum on Shiori's bareback help
My goth wife is too cute and sexy

>>57257342
Rubbing oil into Shiori's bare back

>been away from /novel/ for 30+ chapters
fugg, what did i miss

>>57257681
shiori married me

>>57257681
Welcome back Novelite.
How have you been?
Did you at least watch the streams? What moments did you enjoy?

bros what the fuck
I've never written fanfiction in my god damn life and on a whim I started to write one the other day and with barely trying I have almost 10 pages of a Shiori fanfiction what the fuck is wrong with me

>>57257681
You missed Total Shigger Death.

>>57257681

I want to become a cute anime boy but I don't know how

>>57257857
Nice, embrace your creativity and let it flow.

>>57256884
Yeah she probably has more onowlwdge of fucked up vtubing shit than 99% of thos board

>>57256884
Man, that one thing with Mirai Akari and Kson made me realize just how fucked up things were in that time, and just how hopefully good they are now for the girls. Hopefully. I will turn on Cover if they're mistreating her.

>>57257681
>30+ chapters
Time-traveler anon..

>>57257681
Do we eventually get the members only cock rating stream?

>>57258054
it's unironically the best thing I've written so far, to the point where it's a little embarrassing that it's fanfiction.

>>57252909
I've been listening to the XC3 OST after getting the physical special edition finally delivered It's just as good as I remember it from a year ago
Here's the first boss theme for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKsOyTB98As

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>>57258383

>>57258429
Moebius battle is a great.