/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57214427
Its either this or some Thai sweatshop. She'll be ok.

>>57214427
23 years 2 months, and 17 days
mark your calendar

>>57214427
I hope she could rival koyori or kaela endurance

>>57214427
Much longer than gura lmao

>>57214510
>threadreader doesnt watch streams and doesnt realize she's American
God I hate retards. But to answer OP, she was forged in the Twitch "constantly be streaming or be banished to the shadow realm" meta. If anything Hololive is light work for her.

>>57214427
The same day when Shiori collabs with males and FWMC break kayfabe, sis. Two more weeks! #cut4hex

>>57214427
There are signs of it starting to happen: she's been using collab days to make certain game streams shorter. Bets on it being more obvious in about seven months; definitely when Cover starts demanding that she puts in work for idol events and practice.

>>57214634
>being number one doesn't require work or demands behind the scenes
Lol imagine believing this catalog fiction. Nice Holo vs Holo bait btw.

>>57214819
Considering most HoloEN girls won't even do a solo stream on the same day as a collab, that's pretty fuckin impressive

>>57214819
I don't see what you mean by collab days making game streams shorter, are you saying her streaming once solo then once with a group is somehow less time or effort than streaming solo for the same amount of hours?

>>57214518
I'll be seeing you on the 14th day of the month of November in the year of our Lord 2046.

>It takes temperatures between 600 and 1,300 degrees Celsius (1,100 and 2,400 degrees Fahrenheit) to melt a rock

>>57214932
>All the other, more popular jps still stream more than gura
Double standard

>>57214651
>Bijou
>American
?

>>57215053
Nothing can shake gura's #1 shot in EN. Not even anyone from the fresh gen. She won without streaming. So ofcourse she won't be working as hard as the jps as there's literally no pressure to compell her to

>>57215168
>Lives in PST
>Has said multiple times she lives in PST
>Barely speaks Thai because english is her first language and is chastised by her parents to practice her Thai more after debut.
Yes she's American, watch streams.

>>57214427
December, she's the best hire in Advent by far. We need more Bijou's Gen 4.

>>57215259
>Thai
>She

>>57214427
Kaela debut 512 days ago and have 811 vod, let that sink in.

>>57215259
Are you sure she's not yet another vtuber from Vancouver?

>>57215808
Ina can't keep getting away with it...

>>57215609
She also lives in a country where she risks getting honor-killed by going outside

>>57215360
Oh wow I didn't know there were no males in Thailand. How come Thai people aren't extinct by now?

>>57215946
Indonesia is like the least Muslim country in the world, there's only like one or two states that are sharia tier.

>>57215946
>Risks to be killed by going outside
She doesn't live in the US though?

>>57215168
American isn't an ethnicity unless you're talking about mystery meat mutts.

>>57215946
Indonesia gets the Muslim stereotype by being officially a Muslim country but it's one of the most populated countries in the world and differs wildly by region, the fact that HoloID even exists should make you realize they aren't in the Muslim part and some of them are explicitly known to be religious minorities (aside from none of them appearing to be Muslim anymore than American politicians are Catholic).

>>57214427
She will never burn out. My gamer rock wife is far too based for something like that and you will kneel to her.

>>57214947
Most of HoloEN aren't just a month into their debut and have less time on their hands. They have all ironed out or changed their styles since debut.

>>57214974
I'm saying she can put off certains games or just check them off by playing them on collab days. When the collab time comes up Bijou can use it as an excuse to end the stream early. If she really wanted to play the game longer she could have started the game stream much earlier beforehand or just have that game stream the day before or after the collab. What she is doing is intentional; not that I really care.

>>57216701
>Indonesia is like the least Muslim country in the world
Wouldn't that be a state where muslims don't live?

I think when she has saved around 700k she'll start the burn out proccess to which she might take quite many hiatuses when there is a paid house and 1M+ in the bank account like someone else, So basically depends on how much you donate, u want her to burn fast? give her huge moneys otherwise keep her on life support

>>57214427
She's on the Kaela grindset.
I can't wait for the Bijou and Kaela endurance collabs.

>>57217732
where in the world have those parasites not wormed their way? Somewhere like Uruguay?

>>57218020
Bijou just has to beat Only Up to surpass Keala.

>>57218079
I mean, Japan obviously. But the point is that a muslim-majority country like Indonesia is going to be pretty low on the list of "least muslim" countries, even if you compare to somewhere like Sweden.

>>57214427
Most streamers who start strong with long stream hours usually start toning it down once memberships open. If she burns out, it'll be a month later where she doesn't know what to do and/or starts pandering to chat for content.
The good thing for her is that if she burns out she has a failsafe of actually being good at games, she won't zatsu over gameplay like many of my ex oshis.

>>57218109
Kaela has never played a Souls game, Biboo has already surpassed her

>>57218204
>she won't zatsu over gameplay like many of my ex oshis
That depends on the game though. Fauna zatsus over every game she can, but put her in a difficult game like Hitman hardcore freelancer and she's forced to focus.

>>57215259
>chastised by her parents to practice her Thai
That essentially proves she isn't american though?

>>57218606
Do you seriously only think white people live in America?

Retards think you can't be American if you have Asian parents for some reason

>>57214427
Ask Korone or Kaela you fucking retard

>when you have nothing to shitpost about so you gossip for when she's totally going to burn out
Catalog is a shithole.

>>57218722
That's not what I said though is it?

>>57215220
>Nothing can shake gura's #1 shot in EN
I don't care if she's #1 or #100 in numbers. Do you really care? That gives me nothing. I prefer that she streams.

>>57219123
Nah, you just made a retarded arguement that her being bad at Thai proves she's not American, which literally just proves the exact opposite. She's bad at Thai because she didnt grow up in Thailand, English is her first and only fluent language, showing she grew up in an English speaking country. She again also said *several times* that she lives in PST. That narrows it down to either America or Canada.
Her mother is Thai, this is confirmed by Bijou, thus why she got chastised for being bad at speaking Thai.

>>57215029
But what if she's secretly a Magcargo or a Hisuian Arcanine?

>>57218766
Real Americans are only people from North Western and Central Europe.

>hurr durr real 'murrica
You're all Immigrant, get over it.

>>57219058
It's a joke, she's my fav from Advent.
She's obviously going hard right after debut just like everyone else, but I look at how much she's streaming and I question how sustainable that is

>>57214651
Non whites have no issue sending their kids to the homeland to correct them

>>57219371
She doesn't speak using any Canadian mannerisms (notice that when pronouncing the letter "Z" she will say "zee" instead of "zed" like FWMC do), I'm 100% certain she's lived in America her entire life

>>57219737
based

>>57219737
Get manifest destiny-ed bitch. You had unfettered access to abundant natural resources, undisturbed for thousands of years. You had a god tier start and your shit asses wasted.
You deserved to get ratio'd by Europeans.

>>57214634
Gura streamed for 2 years without taking a single vacation

>>57218079
Poland, Romania, and Hungary? Do they still impale turks there? Lithuania?

>>57214427
at least 4 million subscribers

>>57218766
Have you ever heard about nationality, retarded ESL?
If you're born in the US, you're american, and thats her case
You're thinking of ethnicity.

>>57220275
That's because for most of the world and most of humanity, Nationality IS Ethnicity. (((they))) succeeded in bastardizing that concept in the early 1900s.

>>57220275
The person your replying to agrees with you, that's exactly what they're saying.

>>57219880
This is her normal schedule from PL as well, it's very sustainable for her.

>>57214651
She's literally fucking Malaysian what are you smoking

>>57220387
Go back to /pol/

>>57219242
doesn't matter because u are just a catalogshitter and never watch streams

>>57220021
A lot Canadians just say zee, myself included

>>57220625
>never watch streams
Good joke since she's never streaming.

>>57220875
She'll stream again when gen 4 drops or when Gen 3 has it's anniversary to overlap them don't worry.
And Chumkeks will play dumb again and sperg about it being "GuRa'S TiMe SloT".

>>57214427
likely when she actually has to do idol stuff rather than play boring jrpg #30

>>57220700
Yeah, I always used to forget when I was in school which one was the Canadian one because they are basically interchangeable. If you asked me before this thread which one was the Canadian one, I'd have no idea.

>>57220594
You're on a SEA board during SEA hours, buddy.

Indonesians are Indonesian.

>>57218194
Eh, if you go by the metric of most non-Muslims living in it, it would be near the top of the list by default.

>>57216906
Yeah and nobody was talking about ethnicity so what is your point?

>>57220036
I will take your wife and have a child with her, white obese murican.

>>57214427
burns out from what?
playing games and raking in money?
probably a long time bro

>>57221647
>the metric of most non-Muslims living in it
Percentages are all that matter.

>>57219737
America is originally a land devoid of humans, the injuns are just asians that crossed the now sunken bridge.

>57221207
>Bijou
>JRPGs
There's being a threadreader and there's actually being a malfunctioning chatbot holy shit.

>>57225661
By that logic, the entirety of humanity is African.

Is she doing anything impressive ? Her streaming times and amount of stream are nothing particularly impressive and she's not doing any project on the side. Why the fuck would she burn out ?

>>57220036
>brought trannies, jews and niggers over
You destroyed the land you white cuck

>>57219737
Yeah, everyone in america is a stupid immigrant. Including me.

>>57220275
Maybe work on your reading comprehension retard

She won't burn out, she has someone there to comfort her at all times. You don't need to worry anon.
>>57214427
Early Waabyuu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfr0AdP0K7s
nom ommie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNLC_ROgJsQ

Sounds very similar to Bijou: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNLC_ROgJsQ&t=276s

Archived nommie tweets (redirects are retweets): https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/nomommie*

Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/nomnomnommie/

>>57218020
>She's on the Kaela grindset.
>average stream lenght is 3 hours
What did anon mean by this ?

>>57225809
Well africa is where humanity started so maybe

>>57214427
Can you guys stop tearing vtubers down for two seconds and enjoy the obvious love and commitment?

>>57225975
Yeah me

>>57214427
she is already. taking a day off

>>57214550
no. she'll be better than EN though. once she has more work load, who knows

>>57225975
Oof, is this real? Dropped. Good thing I missed the membership stream yesterday or I would have to cancel that pretty much immediately

>>57225975
KYS doxfag

>>57214427
I actually want her to release a new song since the demon of sound wasn't that demonlike after all.

>>57226116
holy fuck, meds

If I think she is working herself too hard, I will tell her to stop playing games in her chat. Simple as that.

>>57226486
Not so fast.

>>57214427
Never
Gaming Rock is too strong

>>57220036
So immigration is a good thing? Or is your mutt brain too dumb to realize that you just contradicted yourself?

>>57226788
I never claimed immigration was bad in the first place? All I did was dunk on native americans retardchama.

>>57214427
Her being like Gura, Ayame, Shion in the future will be inevitable. Let's all just enjoy her regular 6+ days a week of stream while it lasts.

>>57214427
It will happen.

>>57226788
>>57226899
>So immigration is a good thing?
You got conquered, injun. Big difference. Keep coping while you drown in fire water.

>>57220036
Thanks for ruining the world

>>57214427
>>57227362
Look at how much Ame used to stream before she got to the point where she is now.
Everyone gets BTS work pushed on them eventually.

>>57226929
next thing you know it'll be half that

>>57219378
>Magcargo
>Resting skin temperature of 18000 F or 9982 C
>Near double the temperature at the surface of the sun
Her burnout will be catastrophic event leading to the stored internal heat searing the world.

>>57218606
Immigrant parents (especially Asians) say this to their kids all the time. I heard my mom complain about how shitty my Chinese was all the time, it’s a pretty standard Asian parent thing.
Bijou wouldn’t need to “practice” her Thai if she were in Thailand using it all the time.

>>57221215
It’s zed. I know this because I’m American, so the one that looks all fucked up is the Canadian one

>>57214427
It's going to be a race to see who will graduate first in Advent between her and Shiori.

It should be easy for her to get 1 million subs.

1) Learn japanese

2) Join the hololive minecraft server, wait until Pekora is online

3) Fall into Pekora's trap/game

4) Try to get best friends with Pekora

5) Invite Pekora to do a collab

I she can get Pekora to her side, it should be an easy win.

>>57220021
Vancouver English accent is basically just the standard pacific northwest accent so it's hard to tell apart.

>>57214427
She wants to be the next Kaela so we'll see.

>>57214427
she's already paywalling videos and taking breaks, so... right about now.

>>57218606
you are why there's war and should perhaps kick the chair

>>57232533

Yep. Someone from BC basically sounds like someone from Washington State or Oregon.

>>57227409
>BTS work
lol
I'm sure that plays a small part in it, but mostly it's just being a human and getting bored of the new normal. What Holo girls do is at it's core just stream whatever and make money, which is why most idols don't quit, but even if you had a passion for streaming or vtubing at the beginning eventually everything grows stale, especially in a corporate working environment like Hololive.
I'm not surprised Ame and Gura slowed down, it's been almost 3 years, and the same story will happen with Bijou
But it's chill for now.

>>57219880
She just dropped down from too good to be true to almost too good to be true.

was expecting the generic 2016 maga /pol/tard talk. instead anons are using logic and facts. what 4chinz used to be and why its a necessity. im impressed

>>57227409
>Everyone gets BTS work pushed on them eventually.
Maybe if she did it on time and not play random shit, off stream, for 12 hours she wouldn't have so much shit that eats into her streaming hours.

>>57236308
>Bijou will slow down in three years bro!
And what of Kaela and Koyori? Even Korone still does the occasional marathon stream, as do quite a bit of the Homostars as much as it pains me to invoke them in this post. Ame is, simply put, lazy. She always was a layabout. Gura is, simply put, opportunistic. Both only stream when they absolutely have to, meanwhile the girls I named above treat streaming as God intended, an extension of themselves instead of a fucking job.

>>57218606
Local ESL cannot grasp the difference between ethnicity and nationality. More at 11.

>>57214427
she's just playing games, plenty of streamers hold this kind of schedule without issue. Assuming nothing happens to make it less fun for her she could continue indefinitely

>>57214427
She'll be fine, same with Fuwamoco.

One month in, though, I'm kind of on the fence whether Shiori or Nerissa is crazier.

>>57226587
That's correct!

>>57214427
Ask these two that and come back to me later.

>>57214427
Anon rocks are kinda hard to burn

>>57241837
How the fuck Koyori alive with having all of the extra Jp practice stuff, talk shows, advertisement stream stuff on top of that?

oh shes burning her ass tonight on ff14 alright

does your mother know you are a Numberfag?

>>57215946
Fucker, Indonesia is right next to Catholic flipland, Communist Indo-China and Chinese Australia.

You are more likely to be stabbed if your a Arab or Malaysian in Java than being a English-speaking expat.

rocks don't burn. checkmate.

>>57246479
They melt

>>57218079
Latam as a whole have almost 0 muslim influence, at least for now.

>>57226788
No. The civilization that whites built (minus the trannies, niggers, overflowing empathy and women's rights) is a good thing. The only good thing about this world. Those minuses are cancers. Just because a person has cancer does not make him a bad person.

>>57219737

>>57214819
I'm not a pebble or anything but this cope is ridiculous

>>57219737
Yes, it is technically just genuine colonialism surviving into the modern day. That's also why nobody takes American moral preaching about colonialism, imperialism, and appropriation seriously. Like a serial killer telling people they shouldn't cuss.

What with her boyfriend looking after her, hopefully she rests enough.

>>57218079
Most Abrahamic religions are like that, by the way. Buddhism spread more organically, but still spread just as much.

>>57220036
but really though how the fuck can you not advance beyond fucking bows and arrows

>>57241837
She should only ask koyori,
the 3rd worlder penguin has to stream or she'll be even more insignificant.

>>57214550
Just being talked about in the same context as those two is winning, she doesn't need to come close to beating them.

>>57217511
She wakes up like an hour or two before her stream time. She COULD do a lot to start earlier but its not something she can "just" do without changing a lot.

>>57214427
When she earns enough money. Which should be like 2 or 3 months after debut, depending on how popular with paypigs she is.

>>57242889
Love Streaming
Love Hololive
Simple as

>>57244516
meds, now

>>57227409
What the fuck went wrong?

>>57214634
I truly hope she can keep it up for at least two years.

>>57227409
Please anon

>>57214427
1 year, just like myth

>>57214651
Twitch..
fuck we're so screwed

>>57219737
kek

>>57258303
Losing interest happens to everyone can’t be helped.

>>57261458
Why do people clown on Twitch streamers so much, granted the only Twitch streamer I watch is DougDoug

>>57226486
She streams for too long and it's going to tire her out. She should take it easy tbdesu

oh she's offline today
Biboo love <3

>>57218606
You ESLs are genuinely retarded. Learn the difference between nationality and ethnicity

>>57215808
i'm gonna move to vancouver and have sex with all the vtubers

>>57217732

>>57226116
Post is gone. What even was it?

>>57215808
Jesus, vtubers could be walking around me on my commute to work and I wouldn't even know

>>57214427
>So how long until she burns out?

>>57218606
retard

>>57271929
>living in Vancouver and not knowing all the vtubers as friends or friends of friends
NGMI

>>57271929
Put on a shirt with a Cover logo and keep an eye out for girls that react to it. The blue triangle is plain enough that only people who recognize it would pay attention. You will either discover the vtubers around you or provoke a nijisister into stabbing you.

>>57214427
>built for long stream sessions

>>57214427
Christmas

>>57219737

>>57224853
You won't do shit, shitskin.

>>57214427
Now is not the time for that

>>57246294
>expat
The word you are thinking of is immigrant, you absolute hypocrite EOP

>>57214427
Doesn't feel like she'll burn out. She's just doing things she does off-stream like gaming before she became a holo except now she's doing it on-stream and is making money off it

>>57214651
She barely streamed before making it into corpo.

>>57220036
Based
Non-Whites an an ontological evil.

>>57219737
America is Catholic Clay

>>57220036
>by Europeans
You mean Catholics. The worst thing to happen to north native americans was the protestants buying the land because they murdered them all because prots are not Christian. Meanwhile the actual Christians the Catholics evangelized the native savages into the one true faith Traditional Catholicism and as proof the natives are all still there.

>>57282088
Fat fingers typed this.

>>57214427
1 year like the rest of holoEN did people already forget guras grind in her first year? Then you reach a certain amount of followerers that keep your bankaccount in a + even if you don't stream just with merch and memberships. So why stream.

>>57242889
She is very organized and optimized her workflow.

>>57273950
Kaela lives in a shit country. She saw Ollie and Bo burn their chances. She also had a unique upbringing and wants to prove to her parents that this was the right decision she took. You don't slack off in your second year with that mentality.

>>57270014
Sorry anon but while you have indeed about 0.000000000000000000000001% chances to do what you want . You have strictly 0% to fuck your pick related.

>>57271929
>vtubers getting out

she got burned out for a month alright lmao

>>57292531
>Takes one day off
>OMG SHES BURNED OUT
We need a chumbud holocaust

>>57216701
>Indonesia is like the least Muslim country in the world
The fuck are you talking about? Just because they don't have public beheadings doesn't mean it isn't controlled by religious bullshit. The ID branch can't stream with with swimsuits because it's illegal due to Muslim influence.

>>57273950
Kaela is literally killing herself to do what she does. There are a multitude of studies by this point that confirm polyphasic sleep cycles do nothing but harm. It started as some military fodder optimization bullshit and then it got spread in the early 2000s by some clueless retards trying to defy biology. She'll be fine for now but all of this is going to catch up with her hard later in life.

>>57292531
>Gura streams for a day
>takes the entire month day off
God she's so burnt out

>>57214427
A week ago

>>57214427
Excellent bait. Or should I assume this is deflection from the tiresome male collab drama?

>>57214550
In sex?

>>57293542
retard

>>57300498
Just stating facts. No need to lash out at things you don't understand.

>>57293542
no evidence to be confirm

>>57303358
>ESL
It makes sense now.