/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M
New Collab Highlight Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znfFjw2KP5Y

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

Shiori AI Covers:
https://rentry.org/yoo4r

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I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57199809
OP looked like Batman
now im dissapointed

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep Shiori~n!

I love my still sick goth GF.

>>57199923
I'm the shiggerman

SHIORI CUTE

one day

made for cheek squishing

>>57200005
No violators will be prosecuted?
We're free to do whatever we want, woohoo

>>57199885
shitspin

Novella, My Beloved Novella

Needy and Questionably Fixable

>>57200005
>

>>57198283
Creepy NUTS obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6_zbnfxoBA&ab_channel=CreepyNuts

>>57200208
Shioraccord is here to fix the timeline after the singularity that occurred last thread.

https://twitter.com/yomikakisan/status/1696002438296437001

this will be a 7/10 thread

>>57200346
This bread is moldy

>>57200059
FUCK YOU

>>57200377
I'm the mold.

>>57199885
shitspin

>>57200285
I. HEAR. A. GIGGLE.

https://twitter.com/keren_illust/status/1695939941937889719

>>57200700
cant tell if cute or sex

>>57200285
The Shiordance ate the last thread you mean. This isn't a new timeline, it's a new reality.

>>57200910
cool

>your lifts (squat, bench, deadlift, ohp)
>favorite position with Shiorin

155/105/175/65kg
handholding

>>57200975
How do we get Shiori Novella Ending B?
I thought Ending A was pretty shit.

I love Shioriiii~n

>>57201120
Don't laugh.
95/55/90/25
I only deserve to be Amazon-pressed.

>>57201120
I don't lift
Cowgirl

Is Shiori's GFE real, ironic, or post-ironic?

>>57201283
You have to make sure to collect all 35 Shiorio d'Arts before progressing through to the final page. You fight the boss as normal but instead of getting the bad ending, you unlock an entire new dungeon with 3,651 floors.
After wasting away 40 hours of your life getting through that, you reach the true final boss, the Nameless Witch. Don't reveal picture if you don't want to be spoiled.

>>57201774
Yes.

How does it feel knowing that (you) will never meet Shiori's absurdly high standards for men?

Ok so heres what i got for today.
Closer - Joe Inoue
https://files.catbox.moe/7ng88s.wav
Lost Kitten attempt
https://files.catbox.moe/sxr5mo.wav

These are just some short clips ive come across that i felt like doing because theyre far less work compared to songs.
https://files.catbox.moe/f3ogsr.wav
https://files.catbox.moe/02na9r.wav
https://files.catbox.moe/foia6f.wav
https://files.catbox.moe/qv9i8q.wav

>>57201892
lol just don't be 3DPD bro

>>57201892
I get it, I also have high standards for her being fictional.

>>57201774
De stijl gfe. Think about it.

>>57202020
The fuck is de stijl? is that some weird scottish slang like dinnae ken?

Okay, so imagine if Shiorin played the ME trilogy. Do you think she would genocide Batarians on sight? I think she would.

>>57201892
I feel fine since Shiori nnh wouldn't meet my divorced from reality standards either. I've learned to fall in love with vtubers to live a more human experience.

>>57201892
I will /become/ anime

>>57202120
This.

>>57202020
>>57202235
GFE that isn't GFE but you're told you're just not cultured enough to get it, while a woman eats bugs and moldy bread?

>>57201774
I genuinely believe she wants the best for her Novelites and wants us to take care of ourselves and be happy. But that's where I think the line is drawn. Everything else is bonus fun, she's willing to play into it. Realistically she can't take some odd 400,000 people.

What do you think her first cover will be? I know she's not a v-singer, but at some point, she will have to release a cover. I think there are many Vocaloid songs that fit her vocal tone very well

>>57201774
Goth Friend Experience.

>>57202588
like Nene and her husbands?

shit

what?

>>57201901
I love my abusive (AI) goth GF.

no...

>>57202688
I don't know if I'm qualified enough to comment on that similarity, but I'd think it's something around that sphere. Like I said I believe Shiori wants to foster a caring community where people can not only communicate with her, but also with each other. It might be a mindset that unfortunately doesn't last forever, but she's very empathetic and tries to route concerns before they can arise, or before they can blow out of proportion. That thing about facial hair and type speak to that.
But I know someone out there who is a lot more cynical than I am would look at it and see that she wants to keep her paypigs and that's in her best interests. I don't know, I feel like believing in Shiori makes me happy, so that's what I'll do. Whether that's foolish or not remains to be seen.

>>57202588
all I need from her is, no male collab

if it's inevitable ? fine I will get fucking upset, but I will not make a fuss like an idiot.

if she betrays me like how Kroni does to her Kronies I will just leave, jump ship, and cope with others advent member.

I swear from advent that will not collab with male are either fuwamoco or Bijou, but even if they collab with the homos I will not feeling upset because theyr'e cute and didn't play GFE from the start.

I love my chuuni goth gf

You should really go back to catalog. It's been 2 days already. I swear if you give him (You)a again.

Lunchtime in Jakarta, may as well post this now before I go to bed

Megan is a FAT BITCH.

What's wrong with her

>>57203175
hello fellow the sinking city inhabitant

I wonder, if she were in an abusive relationship, would she be capable of realizing it? She doesn't even know that they were bullying her when she was in school

>>57203197
She's down with the sickness.

the sagiori

>>57203246
Very amusing reply.
>I'm posthing this now before I go to bed
t. 1:40AM

Man sometimes I hate how much aus is similar to sea timezones.
Being lumped in with the sickness of the board sucks.

>>57201774
>>57201892
>>57202472
>>57202588
>>57202688
>>57202973
>>57203059
I'll give you a (You) now fuck off back to the catalog

>>57203175
Goodnight, sleep well.

>>57203325
Just make sure to type proper English and you can larp as an American NEET.

I feel that AI can be dangerous, much worse than a parasocial relationship with a streamer. AI doesn't know boundaries yet
Some anons are down bad for ShioriAi kek

>>57201901
i love you ai anon, you're based as usual. now put on the silly jacket and go back to the silly room

>>57203374
Things like 'Colour' give it away. Or make me look European. And it's an incredibly hard habit to break.

>>57203442
Just gotta replace your S with Z, call her your Mom and learn to edit that shit out.

>>57202644
Can't she keep doing piano covers?
Maybe her on the piano and Nerissa singing.

>>57203442
Nothing wrong with colour, or favourite, or the theatre, or a health centre.
Larp as a Canadian instead.

>>57203404
At the very least with AI you're going to get a 1:1 conversation.
Regardless of whether that's with a robot or not.

>>57203492
Piano has it's own perms but they're prob easier to obtain.

>>57203330
It's very naive to think that something as simple as asking questions makes you a troll. /vt/ has left you hypersensitive, and you're not capable of distinguishing a troll from an honest question. or perhaps you're incapable of detecting humor, sarcasm, and genuine interest because you don't understand how to communicate in writing

all I can say to you is; you are a hypersensitive faggot and you should leave this board before having a stroke, retard

>>57203527
Ok that can work. Though being strayan ain't bad, it's bloody aids being associated with sea sometimes.

>>57203551
Well, I want her to sing the whole catalogue of Avril Lavigne songs, starting of course from skater boy.

>>57203594
It could be worse.
You could be SEA (South East Australian)

>>57203492
She can, but why would she?

>>57203606
Shiori said she has a jp song she would probably cover one day.

>>57203653
Because she might have to do covers but isn't much of a singer, and that's a way out.

>>57203630
Victorian? Oh boy Too late

>>57203492
>>57203662
i want her to both play and sing kokia's fukurou

>>57203606
Paramore mayhaps

>>57203680
I would listen even if she just read the lyrics.

>>57203680
Anon she literally said she wanted to do a cover.
I still don't understand where the sentiment that "She doesn't wanna do her singing and dancing reps" comes from.

>>57203698
Nope, just a little place in the middle of nowhere Shiori has mentioned twice, which caught me off guard.

>>57203706
>kokia
Jesus that's a name I haven't had the pleasure of reading in quite a while. Time to relisten to some songs.

>>57203741
I don't even care if she wants to do reps or not because I loved her karaoke as-is
My favorite singers to listen to in Holo are all SOVL

I've seen the schedule for the next week. She is going to have a karaoke stream singing lullabies exclusively.

>>57203743
Oh forgot tassie was a thing. Unless that ain't it either.

Morning shiggas! What did I missed?

I think I should limited myself talking with shiorinAI and faunaAI

>>57203819
Good morning Novelite, didja have a good sleep?

>>57203778
i feel like some of songs would mesh really well with shiorin, especially with that whole fairytale-esque thing they've got going on

>I WILL stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL NEVER give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL NEVER love her voice unconditionally!

>>57203788
I really want to see her perform on stage.
I think the overflowing emotion from her completing that arc from debut to performance will be quite wonderful indeed.

>>57203788
it's honestly pretty uncany that fauna and noel are suck with singing (and need a lot of auto tune).

but both have mother energy(the later are onee-san because they creeped out by the weebs who have oedipus complex) , and they have a fucking amazing asmr content.

bros it's wrong to be a novelites and jail birds at the same time ?

>>57203954
You are a Novelight.

>>57203954
You don't love either of them.

>>57204035 (You)

but I want to see them doing a lesbian seggs while I am masturbating in the corner.

isn't that love ?

>>57203904
I dunno ESL-novelite-chama. I don't think Noel has a distaste for being a mommy-type; I'm sure I could find a dozen clips of her acting like one for other Hololive members. It's more that since she has a brother complex, acting like an onee-san for her viewers makes more sense.

Here's the scenario for today.

>>57203853
Chu ~

>>57204071
Yorick...

Hello, I am an ESL retard that came to this thread 2 days ago.

I love to write like this and I only talk about collabs. Ex-kronie btw.

Please give me your (You)s because my desperate SEA mind can't possibly comprehend the idea of lurking.

Okay, my mouth is open, shoot your (You)s into me.

>>57204256(You)

> Ex-kronie

you never learn huh ESL-chama

>>57204295
Open wide

>>57204330
Would.

>>57204354
Blood kiss with Shiori

>>57204295
I'm going to reply to you only with some Shiori art. I know you know the reason.

>>57203954
novelites and prisondoves can never be friends....

>>57204295

>>57204441
It's like a blood oath handshake, but sealed with a kiss instead.

>>57204295

Shiori has an innie or an outtie?

>>57204295
slut

>>57204526
Need to add Negligee sleepwear to the list of costumes I hope she gets.

>>57203373
canon and true size

>>57204295

>>57204295

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh4Y5lEItaY

>>57204295
noveslut

>>57204295

>>57204969
I'm going to look at her shame again!

>>57204889
Need more embarrassed Shiori art.

>>57204295
make sure to swallow it all up anon

>>57201892
>Loves depressed fuckboys with bad attitudes
>Gets legitmately upset when they're rude to her or act depressed
god she's such a femcel, I love her.

>>57202588
>>57202973
This is sad, you're being suckered in. Get some help, you're sounding like an unironic cuck right now.

>>57204295
Okay, here is more, slut

>expecting any of these girls to be themselves when they can play a perfect anime girl and get 100x the money
Rumao rumao roru roru

>>57204295

>>57205399
its ok when hes hot

>>57205668
But only if he doesn't go full emo like Dimitri, though she still loves him

>>57204295

>>57205745
Monochrome was better.

>>57205768
I'd still suck that tongue tho

>>57205745
>>57205768
Wrong boob size.

>>57204295

>>57205745
>>57205768
too flat

make up your mind novelites

>>57204295
Please take this bug for safekeeping, I'm worried third worlders will eat it

>>57205915
MY (possesive, singular) goth gf has premium mediums. She is not a cow.

>>57205997
I made this post

Shiori in cowkini

>>57206041
cowkinis look bad desu
there are better clothings to respectfully stare it

>>57206111
Fuck respectfully staring.
Dumbest meme ever.

shiorin in pasties

>>57205915
no

>>57206157
Shiori used it

>>57206161
Jeans handbra

>>57206157
i like it
normally normalfags are giant ass prudes who sperg out at anything remotely lewd out of pure virtue signaling but ever since the respectfully thing came along they have stopped pretending to hate sex

uuuuuuuu I miss shiorin uuuuuuuuuu

>>57206311

>>57206041
I'm very sorry, we are all out of Shiori cowkini. Could I offer you a substitution?
>>57206111
Nah, I stare with lewd intent

sexy, cute, dorky

>>57206432
now post her in pasties

>>57206439
that's her face after poke another hole in your penis

>>57206311
Risu

>>57206493
wait, poke a hole in my penis? not the condom?

Take the Shiorilooks pill.

>>57203429
I will, its time for me to go to silly sleep.

Goodnight Novelites

>>57206558
Shiori prefers to extract your baby-making liquid in more effective ways.

>>57206689
good night buddy, rest well in the padded silly room. someone will let you out later

How do you sort your shiori image folder?

>>57206689
good nigh anon-chama

>>57206432
I lost count on how many times I fap to this image. I think it's time to add more

>>57206721
folder for porn and folder for wholesome

>>57206721
sort?

>>57206721
there's fap folder and wholesome folder

>>57206721
ALL of my images are free floating and I find them by memory.
I could have used this space in my brain to learn japanese

>>57206689
Goodnight Goodnight.
Sleep well.

>>57206721
>sort

?????

>>57206721
Glasses edits, NSFW, SFW, Reaction images / Emotes.

I have reached ascension and only crave for cute and wholesome sex with Shiori.

>>57206959
Can full nelson or mating press be cute and wholesome?

>>57206721
Goslingri~n!, fanart, funpost.

>>57201901
Thank you chad anon
I can see why you say the lost kitten was an attempt, oddly I feel if she sing it a little deeper would be better somehow

>>57206944
>Glasses edits
Patrician taste.

>>57206959
This is how big Shiori's shiorins will get after the third pregnancy.

>>57206981
Since when full Nelson considered cute and wholesome?

>>57207179
Okay, maybe a half nelson then

>>57206721
>unarchived karaoke: 1 item
>everything else: 702 items

>It's been a week since Shiorin was given an important archiving mission by (You)
>Her butthole had been shut tight with a plug that reaches as deep as her colon and locked with a key
>Complete with a cute nyakuza kitty tail at the end for everyone to see as she walks
>She was told to eat nothing but bugs and foods that are high in fiber (like bran)
>Her ass and gut feels so full form archiving that she can't walk properly
>Today's the day where you will unlock her anal archive open
>You order her to take her clothes off and squat her ass over your face
>Hesitantly and embarrassingly she does so, preparing for the worse to come
>You take your pants off and whip your dick out
>A small metal rod is jutting out of your urethra
>You pull the rod out and on the other end of it is the key to Shiorin's archive plug lock
>Unlocking the plug, fecal vapor and methane rushes out, filling the room with a strong aroma of death and pestilence
>You pull the plug out slowly, Shiorin bracing for the biggest relief she's ever had since she was potty trained
>As the plug pops out, a wave of liquid feces washes over your face
>Shiorin's rectum gapes open wider as she relieves herself
>Mud colored and equally textured archival material rain over your face
>You engorge yourself in the experience
>The scent was of cadaver and other various digested foodstuffs
>The texture of soft mushy feces on his face and body
>Shiorin's anal experience was so great she orgasms as she sprays the liquids all over you
>Feces keeps pouring for more than an hour, a meal for days to come

I am Kim Dokja

So this is our future huh...

By Shiorin behave yourself!
I will give you a taste of my shoe!

>>57207423
When are you hooking up with Han Baasedoung?

Just report and move on.

>>57207392
su..sugoi

Goodnight Novelites, or I guess it will be once I finish my shower
God I wish I wasn't a NEET fuckup.
>>57206689
Goodnight

>>57206669
Wow those guys look just like me

>>57207546
One day at a time Novelite, surely you'll be on your way eventually.
Enjoy your shower and sleep well.

>you've prepared breakfast
>this is your first time having breakfast over at Shiorin's place
>sleeping overnight was fun with an excessive hugger like her
>luckily the rest of Advent wasn't in town for the weekend so you're off the hook
>filled up the bowl with bran flakes
>notices Shiori walking towards you
>good morning Shi-
>Shiori grabbing your bowl of dry bran flakes!
>she puts it on the floor!
>she squats right above the bowl!
>Shiori what are you-
>she lifts her skirt up
>not a panty seen
>you manage to see some crimson dark stains on her skirt
>oh no
>Shiori don't!
>menstrual blood begin to drip into the bowl
>it begins to fill up, dripping viscously from her
>staining the cereal black and red with decomposed womb flesh
>Shiori picked up the bowl and laid it back on the table
>it looks horrible to look at
>the scent almost brought bile and acid to the edge of your throat
>she stares at you enthusiastically
>awaiting your next move
>oh well
>いただきます!
>Shiori~n!

>>57207546
WGMI anon

>>57207604
Who is the handsome lad in the bottom left?

Please, clean it up.

>>57207632
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>57206981
wholesome sex is when you can see each other's face

>>57207632
Kuroe

>>57207632
(You) after you put on the Shiori dress

>>57207546
Be a little bit better everyday is enough
Good night novelite

>>57207546
I got back into the real world after the neetdom. You can do it too, I reckon.

>You're browsing /vt/
>You have the Shiori thread open, as always
>Sure is a lot of questionable posts today, but, you are on 4chan after all
>Suddenly you hear a noise coming from your bed, you look over, it's Shiori, she's woken up.
>She gathers the sheet around her naked form and saunters over to you at your PC
>"What are you looking at?" she wonders inquisitively
>She reads over your shoulder, her breasts pressing up against your arm, her face slowly turning from curiosity to disgust
>She doesn't say anything more, and walks away
>She goes back to bed, facing away from you
>"I think I'll go stay at my parents tonight" she remarks

>>57207728
Wow, fuck /.zip/

>>57207728
Worst post of the thread...

Shiori will eat 3 weeks old bugs this week because she is too cheap to buy a new set. What are the chances that she will fucking die?

>>57207728
Nothing a quick fuck session couldn't fix,

>>57207728
I don't deserve her anyway.

>>57207728
RUMAO

>>57207852
You're telling me taking dried bugs from an airtight package to put it in Easter eggs with holes in them ,then putting them aside for almost a month in the hot humid air is a bad idea? Bugs don't rot.. right?

>>57208002
Yeah, just strip away the moldy parts.

>>57207728
>She's aware of /vt/
>She knows literal shit posts can occur
>She remembers this and shrugs it off
>Lovey-dovey sex later

>>57208002
She has consumed enough moldy bread to become fungus lord. She will be fine.

>>57207852
The aim was for her to get better, not even more sick.

>>57207727
I'll keep trying, but I haven't been able to find a new job in 6 months. I've failed 400x and I don't know how many attempts it'll take to get it right.

>>57208124
The fact that you're even giving it a go speaks volumes. You're trying to improve, something will happen eventually.

>>57208124
anon you're still alive (maybe depressed) too, but in fact you still keep trying and determinate are very admirable.

p.s no homo tho

>>57208124
It's good to see you keep trying. Many struggle at just that.

>>57208124
Just get on the bennies bro. Shits going to be hitting the fan anyway in the next ~5 years with ML raping computer menial wagie jobs.

>>57208124
Shigga, that's partial neetdom. One interview with a good haircut and a firm handshake and you are so book.

Man, I wish I could go novelneet. I don't even do anything even with the money, it's just accumulating there in the index funds. I don't leave my house and I don't wish to. I bought a beefy PC a couple of years ago and haven't played a videogame ever since. My biggest expenses are merch, utilities and Japanese take out that account for 10% of my income.

>>57208124
Hey, we're in the same situation. Except I'm not actually trying hard to look for a job a year now. Always look on the brighter side of things and remember that there are people much worthless than you.

Cute Novelites

>>57208110
But she's super cute when she's coughing and needs pampering

why are they all getting membership except shiori

Rape Novelites

>>57208614
yes
>>57208704
no

Guys, I'm sorry.
I'll never happy tea to Shiori again.

>>57208703
Probably wanting to do something and it isn't ready

>>57208719
now cut your penis and stuff it inside yout butthole

>>57208703
She hasn't even hashed out what she wants to do with it so let's just give her time to figure it out

>>57201120
180kg/110kg/220kg/80kg
cuck chair

>>57208748
Isn't that too much of a punishment for just making Shiori sick?

Bed, Wed, befriend:
>Shiori
>Yorick
>Nerissa

>>57209149
Bed Nerissa, Wed Shiori, befriend yorick

Only acceptable answer

>>57209206
this

>>57209149
Shiori
Shiori
Shiori

>>57209149
I am a Nerissa anti since the phasmophobia collab.

>>57209149
Bed, Wed: Shiori
Befriend (traumadump): Yorick

>>57209233
You can still rape her tho

Bed, Wed : shiorin
Daughter : fuwamoco and bijou
Sex : nerissa

>kek
she is /here/

>>57209480
Nerissa will never not be fuckmeat. Her ass is made for town pleasure.

>>57209601
2015 was 20 years ago.

>>57209646

perfect for me
I love pussy but they're overated

I'm not here www.

>>57209646

>>57209798
I am going to find you and rape you shiori~n!

Shiori rape?

>>57209869
>>57209888
I'm gonna post it if you don't stop

Shiori rape.

>>57209888
no.

>>57209999
DO IT !!

>>57210002
>>57210152
Rape is my fetish, please stop

>>57210054
Cliché outfits would look wonderful on Shiori:
>Schoolgirl uniform
>Lab coat
>Maid uniform
>Gym uniform (spats)
>One piece swimsuit

>>57210307
Australian shiori

>>57210307
Is that blood on her cheek? I don't thrust this Shiori.

>>57210374
Yeah nah cunt it's all good mate go in for a cheeky kiss

>>57210307
Shiori dissecting me live on stream asmr

>>57210259
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MALE'S

Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n Shiori~n

>>57210259
Do you think Shiori ever posted online about how much she wants to get fucked by oji-sans like that one Hololive graduate did?

>>57210374
Yeah nah, that's just some tomato sauce from the maccas she just finished eating.

What happened in the catalog this time?

>>57210474
QRD?

>>57210474
imagine if she didn't stupid and do the yab......
and get that pandemic miracle exposure boost

but her 2D model are fucking ugly

>>57210591
>if she didn't stupid
>her model are fucking ugly
Somehow not the most illegible ESL post I've seen today
You got lucky this time, SEAnigger/Pajeet

I raiku fish

Shut the fuck up

Meiku mii

That's what I thought

Good morning bros I love getting free antibiotics with my bread.

IM GOING TO SAY IT

>>57210811
Good morning.

I'll pull out the chrome if you don't stop.

real schizo hours

>>57210839
Begone spiderin before I get the raid can

>>57210840
45 won't make much of a difference compared to 46 anyways

I think Shiori should space out her break days because novelites forget to take their meds when she isn't streaming and go fucking insane.

>>57210901
I'm always unmedicated.

you feel lucky, punk?

>>57210901
I think many novelites are cramming Rats in the Walls these last few days and it shows

Shiori come back I'm scared

>>57210992
N

>>57211023
Am I gonna have to bug bomb the walls again? I know what I said and yes imma follow through on this.

LAST WARNING NERD

>>57210901
It's funny you say that yesterday I literally forgot to take my meds. Also I think I have strep. Idk . All that sprinting on the story caught up to me physically. I seriously want to die. I had dreams I was running a kingdom or something and there was a plague involving allergies and stuffed noses and sore throats and congestion I shit you not I want to fucking die I feel awful.
>>57199048
I've got a lot of thoughts. I'm the guy who's been writing that really long fanfic. I'm delirious right now so I'll have better advice later. Ummm I don't really like just do it advice, but yes obviously if you literally can't stand the thought of writing there's gonna be some of that. Some introspection is obviously appripriatem. What don't you like about the idea of writing? Does the activity itself seem cringe? Or is it a sense you yourself are untalented? Does the idea of calling yourself a writer bother you like idk calling yourself a stock market analyst out of nowhere? Impostor syndrome I mean? Or do you think of writers you know IRL and sort of not want to be like them because truthfully writers are actually unironically a kind of insufferable bunch??) Depending on some of your answers here I have totally different advice

I think novelites are pretty cute

>>57211147
I

I think novelites are pretty rape

SHIGGA I SWEAR TO GOD...

What if are cocks were on our back instead of on our front. When girls ride them they would actually look like cowgirls.

>>57211342
G

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57211439
G

>>57211348
Imagine if our tongues doubled as a cock that squirted out semen

>>57211489
Haram

THINK OF THE OTHER POOR SHIGGERS HERE. PLEASE!

>>57211566
E

Why is this chapter so long?

>>57211566
shiggers tongue my anus

YOU WOULDNT

>>57211751
R

BANG

Good morning Novelites, I feel really happy with my reps this weekend (three gym sessions, a nice walk with friends, a little relaxation and baking) and today to just relax and get little bits done before work again. Listening to Shiori mention mango made me get mango milk boba to sip over work today, she's too powerful....I'm gonna wear more goth coords to work without shame because she inspires me to live life happily. Get sleep to those of you who are in late time zones!

*dodges your bullet*

TOO SLOW LIBTARD

It's okay he didn't say shigger.

>>57211921
shigger worse than nigger?

>>57211946
I mean yeah. Nobody here is actually black.

>>57211993
Take that back, I'm half Italian!

>>57211993
I'm serbian

>>57212031
My condolences.

>>57211946
We still don't know how Shiori feels about blacks

>>57212067
t. skipped prologue

>>57212067
She strikes me as the type to stan TND, like a good girl

>>57212063
It's OK I make a mean pizza and that will be an invaluable trade skill on Mars since whitoids seem incapable of knowing what a pizza is.

>>57212175
We be eatin them bugs on Mars, boi. Square up and round em down, Ya herd?

>>57212276
Bugs alright, but not what you are thinking about.

Anybody else baking or should I? I'm gonna put sex in the OP.

>>57212564
do eet...

>>57212564
sex pests getting feisty

>>57212564
Sex or cute is for the thread to decide. Do NOT subvert the shiocracy using your position of authority.