/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57176264
looks like jesus

Finally Jesus is coming
Thanks, Hololive

>>57176450
jesus stole my bike... cartel gen 1 confirmed

>>57176264
Another music project

didn't april 9 already happen?

Of all the places for the return of Christ to happen, I didn't expect it to be related to hololive

>>57176755
It is the perfect place to be honest

>>57176264
Finally, the end is near, and a date has been given.

>>57176264
>god is a holofag
chocking

I don't think you understand. The Lord s always the first and true unicorn. He will bring salvation to the pure and send all homos and whores to hell ESPECIALLY the ones who who did not ask for the Lord's consent.

Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. Ave Maria.

>>57177505
His mother somehow managed to become pregnant with him despite her no male collabs policy. Truly a unicorn miracle.

finally, hololive fans can repent from their sins

>>57177734
Only chumpedos

>>57176755
>Return of Christ
Isn't that technically against Islam and the ID branch?

>>57176264
Since many talents are getting too old to sing and dance a special event will be held where the location of certain talents will be publicly broadcasted and the first person to pin them down will get to have them as housewives.

>>57176450
>Another male in hololive
Can’t wait for the collab with the girls

>>57176264
I don't know how to explain this without sounding like a retarded, I swear I see a kind of a bird like a chicken, the blue clothes was it's crest, the white clothes was the face, the hand was the beak and the hair was the eyes

>>57178001
I rather the son of God himself collab with the girls and make actual riveting contact than some horny EN male vtubers trying to flirt nonstop

>>57177660
fucking kek

>>57177660
lmao

>>57178001
Jesus is a girl. The Romans changed Bible. The truth shall be revealed after her debut.

>>57178001
jesus is the number one purity fag. he only allowed himself to be born from a pure virgin.

>>57177852
rent free.

>>57177852
I've done no wrong, gura was handcrafted for sex

>>57177660
Kek

>>57178285
Top kek

>>57178001
Jesus would tell any holostars member who looks upon a hololive member with lust to gouge one eye out to prevent such sinful thoughts.

>>57178001
He will collab only with the Christian girls out of respect for honorabru Nippon.

>>57177933
Islam considers Jesus a divinely-inspired prophet, but not divine himself, so he is technically revered.

>>57177933
Jesus is still considered the Messiah, but not the son of God. Just a man who would given His powers to preform miracles.

Sorry but while you people are analysing a picture may i point out that it is actually a video ?

>>57176264
Hololive IRL idol division.

>>57178006
I see it... but my hands just cant make it

>>57180330
considering that there is no art-style in the entire commercial, and that the rest of the thread is clueless bullshit...
...this would not shock me.

>>57176264
assassins creed collab
your idols will fight the templars

>>57180330
Considering how retarded the Japanese management has been lately they'd clearly do it, and a male one next.

>>57176264
Dev is?
It's about a dev

>>57180501
SOVL

>>57178001
Jesus would never want women to be whores so he would correct most of EN.

>>57178001
Hololive has a disproportionate amount of Japanese Christians.

>>57180744
Well, he better start from jp

>Jesus returns
>as a vtuber
Didn't see that one coming.

>>57180744
Jesus would hate homobeggars. The only time he ever got mad was when merchants kept trying to sell their shit in a temple.

Another failed Cover project, just like HoloAlt or HoloEarth. /thread

>>57177660
>>57177505
Based lord

>>57180871
Most JP girls never even saw a man's penis irl.
The ENs however...

>>57181411
So true, yacht owner!

>>57176264
Rezemos

>>57177933
>Eventually, the Antichrist will be killed by the Mahdi and ʿChrist at the gate of Lud, who upon seeing Antichrist will cause him to slowly dissolve (like salt in water)

The neon sign says "超 Very Bad" which based on my research is associated with a moral panic in the '90s over JKs acting like whores.

>>57178001
Jesus won't collab with pure girls, only whores and scumbags

>>57178704
>>57178856
>>57177933
Islam rejects both the crucifixion and the divinity of christ. Islamics also rape children.

>>57177660
Fucking kek.

Mori is the Judas of Hololive

i cant fucking belive yagoo got jesus in hololive
vtubing is saved

>>57182366
Christians rape children too. What do you think nuns were for?

>>57182395
Who is Kronii?

>>57182586
Satan

>>57176264
Jesus is joining Holostars

>>57176264
jokes aside, this looks like a Hololive bluetooth earphone collab or some shit. comes with special voice packs from each members.

Apparently cover still wants to do something like the last Marin 3DMV that failed.

>>57182959
They wouldn't give something so minor its own Youtube channel.

>>57183721
They gave omega a channel.

>>57177505
Are you saying Vesper is satan?

>>57181589
Anonchama, there are multiple JPs who are married and one of them directly mentioned her engagement in her RM. You think all those hags are single because they are too good at keyfabe.

>>57177933
Islam actually believe that Jesus will return (he never died, he was picked up to the heaven before his arrest) and fix everything. Telling everyone Islam is right and Christianity is corrupted to the core.

>>57186203
Being married doesn't mean you have had sex.

Analysis:
>a young girl (high school aged?) is crossing the street
>she is neither here nor there, she is "in between" her past and future
>she's wearing headphones. we (and she?) can hear low, tense music
>she stops and looks at her phone: "hololive DEV_IS - Are you ready?"
>she closes her eyes and sees a red neon sign that says "超 Very Bad"
>was she walking to a sketchy part-time job for girls her age?
>she rips off the headphones. now she can hear bright, uplifting music
>she pivots away, begins running left to right (opposite of before)
>she follows the music to a pair of doors, which she opens to reveal a lit stage
It's going to be a talent development thing.

I guess there are many tunnels like this in Tokyo but it reminded me of the one that kamitsubaki has KAF hang out in. I think the two companies target different audiences and the name doesn't hint at it, but hey.

>>57180744
No, he wil fix Vshojo

Imagine the seethe if Hololive took some wierd out if the blue hard Christianity stance.

>>57176264
THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS
THE FINAL YAB IS APON US
REPENT YE FOR THE KINGDOM OF HOLOLIVE IS AT HAND

>>57178001
>>57176450
IdolCorp would make him graduate.

>>57176264
What a fucking freeze frame. Not sure what the name of his robe is called.

>>57176264
Obviously a studio in Shibuya where people can attend performances.

>>57178001
>Matthew 5:28-29
>But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
>And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
I would trust The Son with my oshi

>>57186079
Vesper is the Roman soldier who speared Jesus in the side.

>>57176264
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS

>>57177660
this

>>57186203
>multiple
>only one is confirmed and the rest is pure speculation
If you're going to be a faggot at least do that right

>>57186370
>talent development thing
Hololive's own Virtual Talent Academy? But actually good this time with Cover running it?

>>57181672

>>57176264
Sorry Jesus, I jerked off to holos once again

She's coming

>>57176264
thats just another suisei mv isnt it?

>>57176755
Christ, Hitomi

>>57178001
It's okay if it's Jesus

>>57177660
It's called dedication to kayfabe and used to be a positive

>>57176264
Jesus debut????

>>57177933
no. jesus is one of islamic prophet

>>57188194
Holy shit, you're right.
The fact that he bought the spear, meme the fuck out of it as if he's bragging about his "spearing skill"

Its fucking pokemon go isnt it

>>57177505
I can't imagine any who takes the faith seriously to post something like this.
Is it normal catholic behavior to make a joke out of the Lord?

>>57186370
Nased, thank you. Lookig forward to joining up lol.

>>57176264

>>57176264
RUN PEKOTYAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHpFuQPtE_U

>>57176264
Takeshi

>>57176264
that's overall you dumbfucks
also looks like live action MV for Suisui

>>57176264
AR app

>>57176264
ENTER

>>57198327
Unironically yes, but it depends on the catholic country.

she checks the app - the app - which is twitter for just hololive - sees her oshi is gonna stream so she rushes home...

>>57176264
>Christ when he hears the money changers talking shit

>a Japanese girl with long black hair looks like Jesus
And here I thought this board couldn't be more retarded.

>>57199335
Cope. It’s Jesus

>>57186481
As long as it's not modern evangelical, I don't have a problem with it

>>57176264
It's either a concert or concerts. Or a mobile microtransaction ridden exploitative gacha game piece of shit.

>Hololive Earth
>Hololive Error
>Hololive Summer
>HLZNTL
Covers should realize that they do not have the talent to set up new projects.

>>57186370
>listening to music, says hololive
>sign says very bad
>she goes somewhere with a stage
it's another crap concert

>>57206892
No, that's why they exist at all. What you're trying to say is that they should realize their side gig is their main gig and only thing they should be doing.

>Hopes: Jesus returns
>Reality: Some shitty project they waste money on instead of doing something productive

>>57186203
Please tell me choco finally got married. Her womb is getting dusty.

>>57206892
They're a big corpo anon, not a small one. It's easy to hire more people and for more projects.

>>57177660
This is why he's the king of kings

Jesus would be a terminally online NEET if he was born today.

>>57208649
>Hololive projects are reasonably successful no matter how shitty they are.
It's annoying that they get more credit than they deserve.

>>57177660
Virgin Mary was one of the first unicorn pandering idols. And look, 2 thousand years of activities, 2 billion followers, streaming every sunday and for special events. Tons of merch, tons of memberships and tons of superchats.
Let this be a lesson for everyone on how to be a successfull idol.

>>57177660

Isn't it obvious a Hololive programming language

>>57181338
Things he got mad about include the human condition which he actually cries about, children being pushed and the Pharisees attempting to flex by praying loudly. The temple though is one of the things that reads like a real person because he's so mad he flips a second table after pretending to chill out, I wish the old stories hadn't been cleaned up so much.

>>57176264
I clicked the video thinking it would be someone cosplaying jesus. That was disappointing.

>>57176264
>What is this?
JP7

Spotify but just Hololive songs

>>57208927
It's a matter of taste anon. Sure you can claim that the project is shit. But money talk, if audience are happy and willing to pay, it means it's good enough to be marketed.

>>57176264
Hand looks too brown for it to be Jesus. Jesus was a blonde white man after all.

>>57186203
Marriage is not whorish behavior in the Lord's eyes.

>>57186203
First of all, unless people hate the HoloJP members, there are many of them people wish were married. JP and EN have a distinct difference in that EN are all zoomer twats but JP has quite a few legitimate hags. A hag having a husband and being an entertainer is not the same thing as a breedable woman using the prospect of her fertile womb to entice men in both the real-world and online simultaneously.

Choco ending up childless makes me feel bad, Laplus being unable to go a day without a cock in every hole is repulsive.

>>57212363
really good guess

>>57213594
Coco is too American to find a trad JP husband

>>57216562
Choco is the succubus, nobody cares about Coco.

>>57182366
Uooohhhh, mashallah

>>57182586
Mary Magdalene

>>57198327
>Joke
Jesus was against whorish behaviour.

>>57213594
It's simple to understand.
>Have only one partner in life and marry him
Jesus approved.

>Have multiple boyfriends, huge bodycounts, casual sex and cheating.
You will forever rot in hell and Jesus won't bother saving you.

>>57213594
Yes, married with me

>>57176450
>First post already doxxing the new talent

>>57176264
>What is this?
a new game

>>57176737
9/4
it's september 4th.

>now remember that EGOIST is disbanding

...can i dream of the singer joining holo?

>>57178285
Jesus collabed with literal whores and tax collectors all the time, healing the sick was kind of his thing.

>>57217429
Once you hit a certain age relationships become only about companionship but in reality it's far more about what the intent is. If Iroha had a baby on the side and became a responsible mother on top of her regular duties, that would be endearing and add to her charm. If some chick on birth control (mentally ill by default) is living with her only partner, she's still a degenerate.

>>57199335
I can tell you have zero friends

>>57225284
Birth control has fucked up every generation from x onward. Not only does it teach and push nob-accountability, but it's also causing crazy hormonal imbalances in women all over the world. The fuckers who say 'Oh but it helps some people with xyz' are trying to apply what is an exception to the general majority, and in most cases it's used 'for acne' which is absolutly stupid in most cases.
I have a friend who's trying to get pregnant with his wife. She was on birth control, as are a lot of Western women, for a very long time. They were told by their doctor that because of the prolonged use, they needed a different medication to help her be reveptive to pregnancy and another medication to help with the actual gestation period all because of the little 'harmless' pill.

>>57176264
Jesus boutta throw hands