/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57141396
Bratty hags are extra erotic

>>57141396
Don't worry, I will correct this bratty hag.

NERISSA, COME GET THIS DICK!

>>57141396
I don't know how old Shiori is but Nerissa is younger than Bijou and the twins

>>57141396
DAMN BRATTY HAG
NEEDS MARRIAGE CORRECTION!

Even better! Bully Nerissa.

>>57141396
More like the fucking bitch of the group

She’s a submissive brat. Kinda hot

>>57141396
>supposed to be the brats of the group
>are actually the hags

>>57141396
She's no hag. She didn't know who Mick
jagger was and she sang mostly early 2000s shit.
FWMC are the ones who sang Aerosmith.

>>57141396
i fail to see the problem

>>57142388
>She didn't know who Mick jagger was
hes the guy who has the moves

>>57141396
brags or hats?

>>57142232
Well that explains why I dropped Nerissa and love the rock and dogs

>>57142232
Well that explains why I picked Nerissa up and love my bratty hag imouto.

>>57141396
She has the youngest child syndrome that is why she feels bratty

>>57141396
>Damn brat

>>57145208
finding out she's the youngest makes a lot of sense

>tall
>booba
>likes guys dork mode guys
>delicate
I NEED TO HAVE THE MOST CONTROLLED ROUGH YET GENTLE SEX WITH HER!!! AHHH NERISSA I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!

>>57141396
I will correct her for all of you. I got this.

>>57142232
Are any of them actually hags?

>>57145892
*Dorf dork mode

>>57141396
Shishiron…

>>57145955
Stand back I can chop wood and lift her on my back as I carry her to our mountain cottage! She will be mine!

>>57145999
Dogs are, rock might be.

>>57145999
Shiori is at the precipice.

>>57146379
Isn't rock likely to be a zoomer?

>>57146379
>Dogs are
In dog years? Or are they actually two 30+ year old women pretending they're in a saturday morning cartoon?

>>57147180
>two grown adult sisters who live together and sleep in bunk beds while pretending to be dog anime girls
What an absolute shock these two are single hags in their 30s.

>>57147277
That's so fucking hot.

>>57145999
most likely dogs,
most of holo will get hag territory in just 4 years

>>57145999
Bijou is definitely a zoomer
Nerissa is a cake
Dogs are absolutely hags
Shiori is at LEAST 28-29.

>>57147352
Nerissa is 26 and Bijou is 27

Didn't Nerissa remember watching 90's cartoons

>>57147390
proofs sir

wait what, the dogs are hags?

>>57148359
not a big suprise if they are
>fubuki-> hag
>mio-> hag
>korone-> hag
>polka-> hag
hololive gave canine models to the hags

>>57148568
>>57148359
wtf i thought they were young-ish cute twin demon dog girls

>>57147277
>these two are single hags
Dogs aren't single, they have each other.

>>57148693
idk, anons in this thread said so, so blame them if they arent

>>57141396
NERISSA PLEASE LET ME SMASH
I AM A SHORT KING AND I WANNA FEEL YOUR TIDDY RESTING ON MY HEAD WHEN WE HUG

>>57149026
she's 1.75m... how short are you for that to happen?

>>57141396
I was almost convinced she wasn't a hag but then she gave such a Lui reaction to seeing the baby in her RE stream. That's the true hag test, of seeing a baby reminds you that your eggs are running out.

>>57141396
sex

>>57141396
>describes EN Marine
SEX

>>57147180
yes, and thats based as fuck

>>57147346
>most of holo will get hag territory in just 4 years
Hag love!

>>57149323
You gotta be retarded or you've never been around women, most women lose their shit when they see babies and it starts as soon as puberty hits.

>>57141396
And I will be the one to correct her

If by brat you mean bitch then yeah. I won't forgive her for hurting biboo's feelings during phasmo.

>>57147277
Half of HoloJP is like that also.

>>57158167
I still don’t know what this is all about

>>57158307
>>57158307
Watch the phasmo collab threadreader, I'm not going to spoon-feed your reps to you. Make up your own mind about her after.

>>57149026
>>57149187

>>57158381
Nah

>HoloEN still doesn't have a hag
You know who to get Yagoo

>>57159962
>>57158307
It's roughly one hour into the phasmophobia collab.
Basically they wanted to increase the difficulty of the game, but Nerissa said no(1:07:50 onwards). She also bitched at Biboo when she made fun of Nerissa for dying (59:10), and was also pretty rude to the dogs (1:10:10). I didn't watch past this because she soured me on the collab.

She also sounded bitchy through the whole collab.

>>57160570
Oh. Just sounds like banter shit and ofcourse autists here would think it’s personal

>>57160840
They hate each other...

>>57160840
Eh, I am not a world champion of interpersonal relationships but imho Nerissa was quite negative and annoying in the collab.
I got quite mad when she criticized fuwamoco and I am not even a ruffian.

>>57160070
sorry anon she's going to vsh*jo

>>57160070
>>57161304
She sounded very tired and fed up with the vtubing hustle, I don't expect her to come back to another company. At best as a indie.

>>57142232
I'm still not convinced on Bijou, but maybe she's just really good at acting like a zoomer. The rest are absolutely millennials. Nerissa to a painful degree.

>>57162785
People don't want to accept this but early zoomers are nearing 30 now

>someone should punish her
>bend her over and use a cane to spank her ass till it's blue and bruised
>don't stop till she's crying with snot and tears running down her face, begging to take the dick instead of more hits

>>57161380
The problem is Nijisanji's management was actively working to undermine her and her relationship with everyone else was poisoned from the beginning given the rest of her gen intentionally ignored and locked her out. It's clear Nina is a consummate professional to claim it was all water under the bridge later since that was a massive betrayal of her which fully explains the actions she took later like latching onto the males.

Hololive had their own management problems but that's looking to clear up since Omega was fired and the new team is in place. The only X factor would be could Nina get perms to everything she wants to play.

>>57166049

>>57145999
>>57146379
>>57147180
>>57147121
>>57147277
They are all hags
rock is the oldest

>>57141396
So just like the other hags of hololive

>>57148568
but botan, marine, watame and lui aren't canines

>>57166670
I admit I don't follow much from nijisanji, but wasn't she friend with Scarlet at least?

>>57152496
>Hag love!
is it?

or we are going to move to younger holos as new gens come,

>>57160070
Ina's becoming a hag soon

Girls younger than 25 might as well not exist. fuck em, hag supremacy

>>57142388
Yet she keeps trying to claim she grew up in the 80s.

>>57168829
I grew up in the 80s and I'm the only person I know my age who can even name a Rolling Stones song, let alone members.

>>57166049
The starting age is somewhere between 95 and 2000 depending on demographer

>>57170639
I thought zoomers started around 95 too (latter half of the 90s). So around 2 years until 30 for the earliest zoomers.

>>57147180
>two 30+ year old women pretending they're in a saturday morning cartoon?
god that's sexy
both should be pregnant with my children

>>57152496
the fish man knew what he was doing

>>57141396
Gap moe is cute

>>57142388
Posts like this make me think what if vtubing was realized in 2011 instead of popularized in 2020. Coulda had some fuckin mommytubers talking about ledzep.

>>57141396
sex

>>57141396
Based

>>57141396
ToT bratty hag erotic ToT

Why does this board hate Nerissa so much?

>>57167146
It's like rectangles and squares anon
>not all hags a canines
>but all canines are hags