/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shondo is cute and I am looking forward to being comforble

>>57060146
shontoes

Me in a couple of hours from now

>>57060320
hes so smooth i want to give him the rubs and kisses

Please Shondo, the only prop that can trigger my tingles is a thick, veiny BBC

>had a great chatting stream with my oshi
>Now it's Shondo time
Amazing Saturday for me I wish they'd stream after another more often like this

Passionate love making with Shondo

I may have licked the kiss on the postcard
I may have gotten sick from it

>>57060556
G

>>57060572
Oh that's right she was sick when she kissed them kek

>>57060572
>Anon got cooties
Lucky, my immune system is too good to get sick from her kiss

>>57060490
The fact they overlap usually is unfortunate, I feel a little lame only watching nina once or twice a week since shondo is such good friends with her

>>57060556
G

>>57060669
Don't. You gotta be a good husband for Shondo!

>>57060572
there is a very low chance any pathogens would have survived in the time it took to ship

>>57060556
G!!!

you shoggers better be tucked in

>>57057510
Erm

The fact that the saliva is so visible on the postcards means she gives pretty wet kisses
Or she just put her love into it

>>57061092
I think its chapstick/lip balm residue

>>57061078
no, its 6pm and asmr doesnt do much for me

>>57061090
she uses this animation every single asmr stream. please don't make me get the newfag beating stick

>>57061078
It's only 7 pm for me, but I'm gonna rewatch the VOD as I fall asleep

>>57060490
Based Shibe, your oshi is amazing. Hanging out with Shondo in Nina's streams is always a treat

>>57061078
Cant, have to stay up for gacha game shit

>>57061269
How did you get this picture of me with Shondo!?

>>57061269
Stop posting the fumo It makes me angry that I do not have one

comfytime

Lmao yall thirsty faggs gettin called out

I love her so very much.

>>57061778
haha do they not see how weird they're being? imagine u start stream n some weirdos go all "omg wifey i love u!! ^.^" simps b simpin

>>57061832
>loves some random chick
dunno about you but i love fallenshadow not whoever that is

luv me wife

>>57062132
guy must be another one of her thirsty fans. dw shes gonna tel them to calm down soon

>>57062132
I ripped it off a second before the pic.

>>57060556
G

ngl shes being kinda cringe with this slow talk. like dam bitch hurry tf up

Is that background noise her computer? Hope we won't hear it as much when she gets her own room

>she's shutting up soon
thank fuck finally

this asmr's making me a wiggly worm rn, pretty nice so far

>>57062724
>watch vtuber
>get mad when she speaks
?

>>57062755
shes supposed to be doing asmr not this gay slow talk shit

>>57062755
don't reply

>>57062852
>post on message board
>mad when other people reply
?

so does asmr actually help some of you people sleep or do you just play along
i cant sleep unless its quiet or im really fucking tired then i can sleep during a tornado

>>57063076
I fall asleep to her ASMR every night

>>57063076
Depends on the day, but it relaxes me a bit at least

>>57063076
i usually cant relax while listening to asmr but this stream's doing wonders for me. really really good

>>57063076
It's just for jerking off to but you're not supposed to say it in chat

>>57063076
i've always needed white noise to sleep, I didn't even know asmr was really a thing until I started watching shondo but it's much nicer and easier to fall asleep to someone you're attached to

>>57063249
>age restricted
hes right

>>57063531
she should stop being so sexy then

i cant disassociate her making noises into a microphone especially when she blows on it

>>57064061
ngmi

whats this crackly bullshit
this bitch fucking sucks at audio

>>57064283
thank fucking christ she fixed it

zoomer retard entered the thread

>the crackling is back
god fucking damn it
you fags told me she was queen asmr

>>57064055
Damn sexy brat

>that much samefagging
kek

>>57064490
it sounds like peeling an apple with a spoon

>>56924606
thank you shondo ;v;

>>57060556
I am a simple man. All I know is "ball", and "good" and GRAPE

>>57061092
>>57061172
Anyways she puts her lips on them

>>57065508
So did I, that means we basically kissed

showing shondo what it's like to be mature and play like an adult!

>>57065508
>>57061172
https://litter.catbox.moe/nqx0c5.jpg
Whatever it is I'm glad it's on there
adjusted levels color etc

The wettest kisses I guarantee it

sorry shonshon but i need to take a shit

>>57066080
Holy Shit its real!

>>57066080
Just noticed mine has something like this too, in the corner below yours
I kissed it

is it on my side or is there weird connection issues with her mic making interference noises like cracking and poping

>>57067308
Your side, audio is very clear here.

Yup, that's me.

>>57069367
t. me

i like when shes nice to me

She's being really professional with this ASMR stream. I'm definitely going to watch this one back tonight

>>57070475
Yeah this one is being pretty good.
Hows the nose powder going?

>>57070475
ya its only 9pm, gonna run it back again later.

>>57070808
tastes very sweet TuT

GIWTWM

>sexual content warning
Hell yes I want to watch

this is violently loud and painful

>>57074195
Fix your audio

>>57074575
no

why so much concernfagging jesus

>>57077162
Isnt it just the usual suspect and some newfag, who cares about them

>>57077162
i dont like it when she eats garbage at the behest of some negroid

>>57077343
Uh oh bro, shes licking the ears, theres probably still some lotion on them, better stop her or else shes gonna get sick!!!
actual baby

>>57077343
her entire diet is garbage I'm going to throw a fit in chat over a few licks of lotion

>>57077572
i was referring to when you were telling her to eat random garbage like the voices in her head not her licking the ears that might have slight residue after cleaning them

>>57060146
ᵗᵒᵉˢ

>>57077962
need toe asmr

>>57077962
Thank you anon.

These breaths...

Im expecting the coomer edit of this asmr on my desk by tomorrow
please

I fucking cried at the end, god damn it.

that was a good one. loaded right up on endorphins

>>57080245
haha

I fucking love her so fucking much.

rate the stream please

>>57080668
Literally her best ASMR stream to date.

>>57070808
LMAO nigga I ain't your wife

>>57080668
ive finally felt the tingles for the first time in my life/10
was very good!!

I fucking love this girl
This might be her best ASMR to date, she was in a great mood for it, triggers were amazing, she was so loving, it was fantastic AAAAAAA

>>57080668
9/10 comfiest asmr stream in a long while

>>57080668
Loved it, lots of kisses, lots of breathing and noms
Her giggles are so cute

>>57080668
9x1079 / 10

>>57080668
not a fan of asmr/10
i liked the reassurance part though

>>57080668
IloveherIneedherImissher/10

She might actually be the best EN Asmrtist
Girl really knows what she's doing

>>57080668
It was good but I will always prefer long streams

>>57080668
A shadowmama/10 cause without her it wouldn't have happened

>>57080668
10/10 and a shoutout to my favorite hag Shadowmama, couldn't have done it without her

>>57080668
I love/my wife

>>57081574
hope we get sims or a watchalong after karaoke

>>57080668
10/10
I love this girl so much she makes me cry of happiness

>>57080668
It was amazing 10/10 and I'm glad she ignored the literal man children concernfagging over her eating a tiny bit of NON-TOXIC lotion. I am very pleased she got to see all of you retards mald and pleasantly ignored your dumbasses. Those noms and kisses weren't for any crying manchildren, you fucking losers. Remember that.

>created a fun but easy theme for the ASMR
>read very little chat and no donos
>concentrated on triggers
>did some of her best ASMR to date and absolutely smothered us in affection
Genuine 10/10, hope she continues with this format from now on.

>hit 2k without any raids
I know ASMR is a huge buff for her but these are exceptionally high numbers, right?

Bros should I do shondo with...
you know..
the 7 LETTER-word stuf...?

abooboo numbers numbers numbers abooboo

>>57084148
RAPEHER? No need I will take on that task

>>57083976
Highest average viewership ASMR stream she's ever done and the peak viewership would be her highest too if it wasn't for one stream where she got a huge raid from another ASMRtist, so yeah, big numbers

i feel bad for missing the asmr but fwmc was having the most kino karaoke i've ever seen. i'll watch the vod now, glad to hear you guys were having a good time too

>>57086761
cheater

>>57077779
The residue that she said was literally non-toxic. Why must you double down in front of a woman like that and be so batshit retarded? What is actually wrong with you that you could read the room tonight how embarrassing Kiri, Baruman and Fleece were being? Grow the fuck up.

>>57086761
whore (x2)

>>57086761
Leave

>>57087166
man, its been like an hour calm down
take a deep breath
and take your own advice and grow up

>>57087460
Bro I just re-read the thread as of now, I know wifey ate our brains tonight but don't be a dummy please.

>>57087276
>>57087216
>>57086859
not even shondo can make you shoggers happy for one second. you're unironically ngmi

Shondo left me a quivering mess

>>57080668
You are the best ASMRtist of all time and the best wife of all time

>>57088194
She makes me quite happy, anon-kun. Every kiss and ear nom was meant for every loving abusive husband that didn't repeat their retardation about the sponge. Why do you think she waited so long to reveal the lotion was non-toxic? lmao
She knows how the retards think, it's hilarious.

>>57088736(me)
Oh and a reminder too that she also had no real reason for wanting to do another ASMR so soon. The entire point of this ASMR was to dunk on the faggots that concernfagged over eating the sponge

>>57060146
Sex with shondo's feet

>>57089338
shut the fuck up retard

>>57089597
Don't be so mad because she thinks you're a clown. I'm not the one embarrassing myself on stream. Or are you naive thinking she wasn't reading chat?

FUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK I WANT TO RAPE I WANT TO FUCK FALLENSHADOW SO BAD I WANT TO GRIP THIS LITTLE CHIBI AND JAM HER 3CM LONG BODY DOWN MY ARIZONA TEA CAN OF A COCK SEEING MY TIP PULSATE IN THE TOP OF HER SKULL WHILE SHE TWITCHES VIOLENTLY LIKE A SMASHED COCKROACH OOZING WITH PUSS IN THE THROES OF DEATH UNTIL THE PRECUM I'M PISSING EXPLODES VOLCANICALLY FROM THE TOP OF HER SKULL BLASTING HER LITTLE LOLI BRAIN ALL OVER THE FUCKING WALLS AND IT'S SO HOT THAT I CAN'T HELP BUT BIPPITY BOPPITY BUST A MONDO FUCKING NUT AND ERUPT WITH 14 GOOPY ROPES OF FROTHY NUTSACK CHUTNEY...KRAKATOA! FUCK YEAH!

>>57060146
wifey's soft and succulent little toes ToT

>>57090948
I wish she put some lotion on them and rubbed the asmr mic with them and then sucked the lotion off TuT

>>57090087
dude are you ok you have been melting down for like 2 hours now

>>57060146
Those toes were crafted literally for me

>>57091335
Are you okay? You seem to have a problem with her eating something non-toxic and then baiting retards into embarrassing themselves in chat over it?

>>57091335
its just Chris trying something new

I don't see her online on discord anymore, so I guess it should be fine to go to bed. Good night.

alright im gonna go to bed and have excessive wet and sloppy dreams about wifey, cya losers

gn shoggers

Look at my son

FUCK

>>57060146
Shondo knows, she knows and she thinks of ear noms as blowing (You) passionately. She's a good girl trying to do her wifely duties in spite of these acts making her feel uncomfortable at times due to childhood trauma, if purefags don't understand this much about the woman they call wife then they've failed as men.

>>57103153
You alright anon?

>>57080668
A spiritual experience/10

>>57106875
Yeah I'm good. I'm just a little retarded is all.

>>57107630
Dont worry we all are

>>57107787
Thanks anon. I appreciate it

I Love her so fucking much

>>57111305
bro same wtf

>>57111305
My shogga

>>57079318
I did the last one but I'm really busy until at least next Wednesday. I can have it done by Friday if another anon hasn't done it yet

>>57111305
when she dies 5-10 years from now I swear that she'll be my last woman

>>57111305
What the frick, me too
>>57111863
Same, or I'll kill myself. I haven't decided yet

shontoes

Am I the only one not interested in wifey's flesh puppet? Seeing her hands gives me whiplash, it's immersion breaking to be reminded that she's a real woman.

>>57114735
I love her in flesh and vtuber form, but when I day dream about her it's always her vtuber model, not her rtx. I think she would want it that way since shadow is her ideal self and how she wants to be perceived

>>57060146
i can hear the fucking pc in the background

>>57114836
Why is her ideal self a little girl?

>>57114735
She is your wife, that is not RP. So I'm not sure what "immersion" is getting broken for you? I love her meat puppet just as much as her anime loli form.

>>57114735
Her hands are the cutest, so no

>>57114968
Trauma

>>57115001
No, the anime loli is my wife. How could the real woman be my wife if she hasn't even showed me her face willingly? Heck, I don't even know her full name but I know that Shondo's name is Fallen Shadow.

>>57114968
Because little girls are the ideal type of humans

Ok you're just a retard then looking for (you)'s. Please fucking kill yourself, anon.

i think about her feet a lot

>>57114968
Why isn't yours?

>>57114968
Why is this a question that needs to be asked? How new are you? There's not way you've watched her for more than a month.

>>57115375
Why can't oldfags answer a simple question? My theory is that she wants to be what she's attracted to, there's a reason why pedos fantasize about transforming into little girls.

>>57115455
She likes little girls, yeah. You cracked the code

>>57114968
She loves her father and liked the abuse he gave her as a child so much that she made herself into a loli and wants you to beat the fuck out of her so you can be her daddy 2.0

>>57115176
that's how most vtubers would see it I think but for better or worse not so with shondo
I kind of wish it were easier to only be like that

>>57115498
I mean in real life, it wouldn't surprise me if she touched a critter.

>>57115455
Because the question can be answered by simply watching her and your "theory" is the dumbest garbage we've heard for the millionth time on this god forsaken general that I am positive you are trolling, Kindly fuck off you gay retard.

>>57115898
everyone here can identify bait, you don't have to encourage them by replying

>>57115940
Fuck you let me be angry.

>>57116006
Anon you had a perfect night with your wife, just be happy for once in your life

glad asmr anons had a good time, I'm fairly jealous

>>57115898
>>57115940
Have you two geniuses heard of the cycle of abuse? It's very likely that she followed in her father's footsteps.

Yes retard-kun. Quite aware of psychology as well as the fact that you do not watch her. Get the fuck out of this thread.

>>57116512
How would I know about the sexual abuse at the hands of her father if I didn't watch her?

Because you're an anti and you're disingenuous. I pray this is the case, otherwise you're a retarded shogger. You've had your attention, now kindly fuck off.

I'm a believer of the everything is a lie theory, pre vtuber Shadow was only depressed and maybe bipolar.

feet

>>57114735
Sorry I don't see her as playing a character. She's real and her model is just a protective barrier. I love and want the girl on the other side. If she decided to become a fleshstreamer and use her real name I would be fine with it. I think she's really pretty. Maybe that's taboo but I can't help it.

>>57119143
>I love and want the girl on the other side
Are shoggers 3DPD weirdos? I haven't fapped to a woman that wasn't anime since 2018.

>>57119784
based fleece

Are you guys ready for one of the greatest worst games ever made?

>>57120997
What's that kusoge about?

>>57121122
It is so convoluted, I can't even tell you despite having seen multiple playthroughs. The basic premise is you get possessed and are forced to kill a guy. While you are trying to find out what is going on the player also controls the two detectives who are tasked with solving this murder. It get really stupid very quickly, and only gets worse the longer it goes on.

>>57119784
>since 2018
It hasnt been long enough for you yet, youll grow out of it. give it 5 more years.
besides, she makes it easy to grow infatuated with every aspect of her and ease you into it again, since her person is the anime girl.

>>57121392
>grow out of it
Nice meme wannabe normie. By that logic shouldn't you grow out of anime girls altogether? Go watch fleshtuber roasties..

>>57121392
NTA but I'd rather not consider it too deeply because she's really too much of an actual child
the daughterwife thing is a fun fiction trope but that girl would be hell to deal with in more than the superficial manner we get to interact with her with (she hides the worst of it from us and says so)
she's not fit for a real relationship and she knows that, this is as best as she'll get or so she thinks
shoggas probably think this is the best they can get too but I think most are just insecure
it's well and good though, some people really were just gonna an hero or withdraw from society so it's an improvement

>>57122255
>>57122411
Fake husbands and actual faggots. I love my wife in all of her forms.

>>57122479
husbands talk big knowing they'll never be tested

>>57122627
What's your point? Shadow will also never be tested, she will never be asked out by a true millionaire unless (You) win the lottery. We all get to pretend that we can't be corrupted.

>>57122955
She'll be tested by me.

>>57122955
basically the point yeah
although everyone here seems to live in constant fear that she'll bend before they do, against any reason
the husband rat race is tiresome considering all that, but maybe I just need to think about it differently

>>57123310
>the husband rat race is tiresome
Same for me anon, that's why I stopped trying to one-up new husbands in their honeymoon phase and instead vowed that IF Shadow ever breaks my heart I'll delete her after hurting one of her family members right in front of her. Now my mind is forever at ease.

>>57124358
Based

Are we pretending that sensual kisses and earjobs are not sexual?

>>57124695
They are sexual and Shondo knows we want it even though it makes her feel weird. That's why she's a good wife

>>57126296
>>57106817
The only reasonable anons in this thread, they're both (Me) by the way.

>>57124695
The puritans manage to be worse than unironic coomers. They really think Shondo is 100% pure and nothing she ever does is in any way sexual, but anything people tell her that could possibly be even slightly sexual is treated like something she has to be shielded from. And if she does it on her own accord have to protect her from herself.

>>57121122
It's more fun if you don't know anything about it.

>>57129292
Meanwhile wifey was making cum jokes at 14-16 years old, not being pure doesn't make someone a whore.

>>57063076
I've been falling asleep to ASMR every night for about 8 years now. I was actually one of Shondo's original subscribers, I found her through the recommended on YouTube while listening to a MysticalPixal video (highly recommend her). It's the one thing that fixed my insomnia. It stops my mind from racing with stressful thoughts and allows me to focus on something relaxing.

How long will it take for her to get filtered by this game? I know nothing about it

>>57139319
She won't get filtered, but the stupidity starts early on this time. There are a few scenes where the game just completely falls apart.

me on the right

>>57142176
I didn't like this one she has no gap and the legs are fat cow

>>57142273
I love it chubby thighs are great

>>57142273
God I want those thighs around me

uuuuuuuuuu I want to rest my head on Shondo's lap

>>57143988
You're too fat, they wouldn't wrap around you.

>>57145032
Wouldn't stop her from trying

>>57144364
>"i threw away your pillows, aren't my thighs good enough?"

>>57142176
These legs will be on my shoulders someday

>>57145227
It is not possible to fuck a picture

Has anyone measured the daki to see if it’s actually close to accurate like she said

>>57145134
TvT

>>57145134
Sorry Shon, the only thing that is good enough is for me to sleep face first in your cunny.

>>57146619
friq off

>Watch womanchild stream 5 hours a day 4 days a week
>Pick up her mannerism
pop pop pop pop pop

>>57147112
put on the cosplay

>>57146923
Show me your cunny Shondo, I want to licky lick it all day long.

>>57147112
The parasite took over.

>>57146923
Show me your cunny shondo, I want to licky lick it all day long.

>>57147251
This damn brat know how to get in my head grrrrr

>>57147251
Stupid brat! When she said I’m really good at opening jars she was just trying to get in my head! Grr!

>>57148146
That's right anon, she can use her buff 6'7" ebony body to open all the jars. All of them!

>>57147251
She's been playing me like a fiddle...

>>57147251
You mean to tell me that she wasn't actually impressed by me helping my boomers with their router? H-How could she lie like that?

>>57147251
To the anons saying she isn't smart, she knows exactly what she is doing. And I fall for the same trick every time

>>57149404
If it even a trick if you have to beg her to lie? In that trigger test live asmr she said that (You) look retarded with an empty box of cereal on your head and then one guy guilt tripped her into doing positive affirmation.

>>57147251
There's no way she didn't actually like how she can see her reflection in my shiny bald head, right bros? Right?!

I love when she dances

>>57150325
Bald bros...

Get ready for prime David Cage.

Stabby Shondo is best Shondo

SHE READS THE THREAD

>cooksie clipped Shondo
Please god no, I don't want that fags retarded fans watching my wife

Who the fuck is cooksie?

>>57152598
He clipped her before, these retards get filtered like immediately

>>57152598
They'll get filtered within a week

>>57152598
it's too late. That's why she now makes the distinction between husbands and shondophrenics

>>57152598
>>57152653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvFzxRi6Xyo
This is the clip

>>57152653
Coomer clipper

>>57152524
Of course she does.

>>57152524
What did she say?

Heh

>>57152799
She was lamenting playing Heavy Rain back when she was a pngtuber instead of now
>>57152986
160p anon...

>>57152986
Learn how to take screenshots please it's not that hard

>>57152986
Why are you taking a photo of your screen?

>join stream
>immediately hear 'shoot your mother in the face'

I love lore

belly dancer shondo lets go

She should play John Sleep

>Giru helping
Not surprised, I'm shocked he isn't a vtuber papa yet

Doubt

school outfit never ever

School outfit 2035 ikz

>>57152986
you must have shit colored skin

Even rucaco got a fucking plushy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shondo please stop coping, Rucaco is just a shitty mama. I've seen Holo mamas with closer relationships to their kids.

>>57153715
Cult of Shondo when?

THE based vtuber shondo

shes gonna accidently time it with some niji graduation again

>>57154622
Hard not to do, they drop like flies

>>57154053
I want my fumo NAO

>>57154053
>>57154259
Rucaco should be so fucking lucky to have a kid that loves her as much as Shondo does despite the way she treats them.

what the fuck is wrong with this faggot

It's ok Shondo, no one gives a shit about Holostars besides reddit and women (derogatory)

>>57154740
the bbc anti shitposter confirmed

dont post your message in the thread kudasai

he's the spammer in the thread

Cute, i really need to see how those two would interact on stream i bet bat will be super flustered

>>57154740
>>57154755
he acts out when she doesn't read his messages
he would neck himself for attention if he had to (he should)

>>57154850
I don't like her I hope they never collab

>>57154887
anon.... dont look at shondos schedule next week...

>>57154887
got bad news for you

>>57154911
>>57154921
oh fuck

>>57154850
Excited to see how long before Moriko tells Shondo to kill herself kek

>>57154887
Same.

>calling forsen ugly when hes exactly her type
lmao

>>57154969
More like, I cant wait for bat to get mind broken by shonshon

>>57154881
I sensed DMnigger energy from him

>>57155032
That too

Bat hates vtubers who do gfe or encourage parasocial relationships so I don't expect her to interact more with shondo than what's needed to not be rude

>>57155160
>implying
Bat is a cute girl trying her best to act edgy and abrasive (and fails at it), which is why she crumbles when people call her cute. It's part of the gap moe.

bat hates Shondo
she's a twitter bitch

>>57155160
bat gives me the impression of a big tough act, I think she'd break quick if shondo applied pressure and acted forward/cute enough

>>57155201
she's a disgusting bitch and nothing else.

>>57155547
t. bat

My Goddess shondo just made me a trillionaire

Its easy shondo

>>57155653
I just looked at my bank account and it's just a scam don't believe her

Cummed inside shondo.

>>57155777
Smol cume, not even pergetn

>>57155160
I don't care about your drama, Bat isn't my wife nor part of the Barbie girls.

I've done it, I've finally done it. I've cross-referenced 34.5 different variables from her streams and twitter posts including the weather, reflections on photos on twitter and frequency variations in the low level white noise from background electrical currents and got the result confirmed by a gypsy fortune teller, a catholic priest and a reading of tea leaves. I know her location down to the millimeter. I have been walking for over 20 days and will soon approach arrive. No one can stop me. I'm going to turn up at her house, break down the door, get inside and as a final moment of glory before I end myself in a blaze of glory I'm going to fuck Otis.

>using the edit instead of the actual pic
kek

she has an excuse but why the fuck do YOU bite your nails off

>>57156015
kek

>>57156085
I also hate nail clippers, people have complimented how good my nails look though so I dont think it matters

>>57156015
Please dont fuck my son anon, hes only 2 years old

>>57156085
I'm a weirdo

>>57156120
post your nails then pretty boy

>>57156085
I don't anymore.

>>57156085
I don't, I stopped biting my nails. I just let them grow for 4 to 5 weeks and then cut them with nail clippers.

>>57156015
Shane Dawson...

>>57156145
AREYOUAGAY

>>57156085
I dont anymore. The meds stopped it

>>57156085
I don't. I stopped when I was a teen

>>57156085
Never have used my teeth to cut my nails.

>>57156170
kek

>>57156145
I noticed how faggots recently started showing their ugly hands due to merch and got mad, I'm not gonna join in on that

>>57156085
I don't bite my nails, but I do bite the skin around them off.

>>57156085
>she has an excuse
being a pussy isnt an excuse

>>57156085
shitty habit from when I was a kid and I never got over

>>57156363
Women act like you're never supposed to get over trauma, like that's not one of the main challenges of life.

>>57156085
relying on tools is gay.

>>57156678
he's gonna get killed

aw yeah funky town

>>57156749
wooooooooo

everyone admitting to membering to fuwamoco just ended up on one of her lists, didn't they?

>>57156803
Again, that's not how it works, retard.

>>57152716
than this brat knows exactly what I want on an emotional level.
I Swear these internet emotional prostitutes are getting too good.

>>57156803
Fuwamoco are already fucking each other anon, there's no reason for her to be jealous

>>57156803
yes dont listen to the cheaters that fervently cope

>>57156846
how it works depends on her mental state at any given moment, newfag. go read up on how mood disorders and schizoaffective works.

>>57156960
It's not but keep trying, keep putting words in her mouth and making her seem like a liar.

>>57157048
what are you talking about?

Wifey shedding

wifey throwing up a hair ball into your mouth

>>57157569
I would savour it forever.
I'd keep it in a little jar.
Maybe occasionally bring it out and put it in my own mouth for a few minutes, enjoy the taste, then put it back in its jar.

>has a preference for long hair
im so in

Shondo thinks I'm cool.

>>57157730
so she's into long hair on guys with suits. like john travolta in pulp fiction then?

Forest fire you're the one that keeps posting random T posts in the thread aren't you

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>>57157801
>>57157801
>>57157801

Sorry wife long hair is faggy and for women and a pain to keep

>>57157832
hes probably one of the "tough" guys

>>57158009
I think I spotted one of them typing like down syndrome children in lig, I don't think they should be on this site if they haven't completed their formative years yet

>>57156085
why would I know. been doing it since I can think. my fingers are a mess, at times they are bloody stumps because I bite the skin and flesh around it aswell.
I managed to let at least my toenails grow for a few weeks, but then the nail of my little toe started cutting into the toe next to it when walking in shoes, so consoomed they got.

>>57158670
>consoomed
anon do you eat your toenails

>>57158899
I never spit out any nails

>>57159136
ew