/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5705225
No faggot, no. Everything you've read here up to this point was real. Let is sink in.

>>5705225
THE FUCKING RINGO POSTERS ACTUALLY LIKE PISS ANON.

>>5705225
I actually want someone to bite my neck until I bleed, yes, it is true.

I'm one of those people that watches and try to talk about vtubers like what they are, entertainment, but people takes this shit way to far
Just shut your brain off and it makes sense

>>5705225
did you really belieb we were

>>5705225
Nope. Really got attached to my oshi and wouldn't admit it. Used to scoff at the concept of idolfag stuff but watching her put all her energy into this, the creativity the asacoco stuff, and even the singing which I was never into in the slightest and watching her give it her all and improve in even that left a hell of an impression on me. Only after my doragon decided to fly away did it start to hit me and I started to glean the meaning of this idol stuff. I'll never forgive Cover. Zhangs, unicorns and schizos can jerk themselves off all they want, she was an idol to me.

Where to get the latest narratives?

>>5705225
No, I wasn't pretending. I really do have a primal need to fertilize every last egg in Mio's aging body. She's like a fine wine but instead of drinking her I'm actually going to be putting my peepee inside her. Oh my god I need it so bad. She treats her cat like a goddamn child. She's probably gone so long without any dick that she's reverted back to being as inexperienced as a virgin. Imagine it anon, the body of a mature older woman but the mind of a pure maiden. I can't take it. Every moment that goes by in which my semen isn't in Mio I feel my mind shatter a little more. I don't know how much longer I'll last.

I don’t mean any of the stupid shit I say here. It’s just a nice escape from the sunshine and rainbow bullshit front that’s always put up by idolfags. Us calling each other faggots and niggers here feels more wholesome than all the saviorfags on Reddit/Twitter.
>I want to cum in Pippa

>>5705302

Yes, it’s true. I admit to being mentally ill

>>5705225
Mio please let me live with you

>>5706184
thank you, faggot

>>5706644
thank the guy that let you in. you fucking sink.

It's true anon, I really do find Kiara's voice annoying and wish she would stop being a numberfag.

>>5705225
They pretend on their social media, but here they show their true selves.

>>5705225
You don't understand, I AM Lamy.

>>5705930
Your dragon isn't gone yet. Stay with her until the very end, and murder anybody who tries to stop you.

>>5705359
THERE WAS A GUY SHOWED PROOF FOR THIS

yes, i know... Chinks did us a favor by destroying that Reddit dragon

>>5706232
Mental illness doesn't exist, you aren't mentally ill.

>>5705873
I like the gossip

>>5705930
Honestly, your view of her as an idol is purer than most idolfags, admiration of someone abilities and talents is the purest form of idolization, like a home town hero.
Most idolfags just project what they want onto the idol and won't accept her breaking from the ideal.

>>5707011
Hold up, how are you Lamy, when I am already Lamy?

Yes, it's true, I DO want all vtuber girls to weigh 300 pounds, minimum.

>>5705225
Yes. I want to piss inside Suisei's ass.

Sometimes i pretend i don't but on the inside i like the gossip and that is why i keep going back

If only you knew how bad things really are.

>>5705225
ironic fags get the rope

>>5726361
fucking americans

That's right, I do want to pump Mio's womb full of my manjuice until it overflows.

I think I'm pretending anon But to be fair, sometimes I don't know if I'm really pretending. This is how the nazis got in charge I reckon.

>>5705225
Yes, I do in fact want to smell their clothes after a long session of dancing and singing.

>>5705225
I'm not pretending, no, i stealth grab my aunts panties to smell them pretending they belong to botan while i masturbate

>>5706184
shut up ina

>>5709106
That's the plan. It's all I can do now. I swear to God though hearing her cry is pure agony. It does make me wanna let my inner Caim loose to protect that smile.
>>5720231
Thanks. I wish it didn't come to this though. She didn't deserve the shit she got. Even if she'll no longer be my dragon I wish her nothing but the best. I'm thankful that she'll still be great friends with all the others.

Before the Azur Lane x Hololive collab I didn't like idols at all and thought it was super mega gay. Watched some kizuna ai stuff way back because it was funny and subbed. After kizuna had her big yab i watched some hololive stuff to see what the fuck it was, turned into an idolfag.

I'd like to thank matsuri for the bandaid clip, pekora for minecraft, coco for making holoEN, and Amelia for being my Oshi. I haven't watched anime in over a year this is weird shit

>>5705225
Clussy is no joke anonchama.

>>5705359
I propose the term “ambrosians” these coomsumers of excreta.

i wish i was pretending because then i wouldnt have been so affected emotionally by cocos graduation coming to the realization theyll all graduate one day sometimes i forgot finite is a thing when enjoying my escapism.

I used to think the gosling posting was a meme, then I started having dreams about my oshi.

>>5739298
Dust to dust.

>>5705225
No I'm not pretending to have a crush on my oshi, my first ever crush in my life.
Never ever felt a sentiment like this for someone and now that I'm starting to accept that love is a thing, it is for someone I'll never meet; slightly regret not getting out of this when I was still in time. Just wishing her all the happiness, health and nice things the world can give to her seem not enough to cope for I know I'm not the one giving her those emotions.
This is my punishment for not believing in love, this pain I must carry on my chest for I know that I'll never ever love again someone like she was my home.

>>5705225

wanna hear something funny?

once upon a time you died and everyone else lived happyly ever after.

I was never pretending.
I am actually mentally retarded.

>>5705225
>not being a genuine retard

>>5705930
>idol
>good morning mother fuckers
hmm.

>>5706184
the sink is ogey but that faucet is gross