/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Are you keeping it rubber side down today, randos?

>>56911481
that wasnt too hard to make

>>56911481
time for WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>56911606
I... can't even infer what that means.

>>56911541
Motherfucker

>>56911623
very simple and to the point, i like it

i can finally confess to having yume fantasies of office life work with randon

>>56911481
Wait why is the title not bold

>>56911481
Nah go fuck yourself you don't get to have your own thread
>>>/trash/

>>56911725
its how he would want it
>>56911790
i... forgot you could do that....

>>56911790
newfag chama...

>>56911790
oh fuck we got thread jobbers. vesties never change

>>56911725
Where can I find more randon art, I gotta fill this folder somehow

>>56911665
Gotta keep the shitpost alive.

>>56911837
wait can you not make it bold

>>56905998
I spent a bit looking through the vods on this site and I ended up adding 4 streams to my list. I have 131 vods in total. I feel like i have most/all of the more recent vods, but I'm missing quite a few from his first few months.
I'm not sure if I should post my playlist of vods here because it's on my main yt account and I was a frequent superchatter

>>56911808
Newfag, we just had a thread. You should've complained back then.

>>56911847
#RandonArts on twitter

>>56911481
kek what a fired bitch

>>56912034
how do you know he's not a quitter bitch?

>>56911541
I remember a million years ago this image being posted with "Randon come home". Who is this image?

Is it alright to post content from his past life or should we stick to current and future stream stuff? I just want clarification before there's any trouble.

>>56912018
thank you anon

>>56912127
Unused niji model

>>56911481
just saw that tweet...guess that confirms hes gonna come back. good for him i guess
>>56911642
i never watched him as randon and even I know what that refers to anon.

>>56911732
That's pathetic, even your fantasies are pathetic.

>>56912140
almost everyone here is a vestie it doesn't matter

>>56912140
anything about Randon is okay since i assume me and most other people here are only here cuz the vampire died

>>56912140
Vesper's fine, the others aside from Jeffrey are off topic.

>>56912140
We don't really care.

>>56912140
its fine i think. its fair game given he's not a fleshtuber i think

>>56912231
>cuz the vampire died
meds

>>56912164
holy shit I just realized we're gonna get the dancing slime back. I miss that little fucker

>>56912285
schmoop my beloved

>>56911481
posting the the historic last /orc/

>>56912164
cute..

>>56911481
I cant believe spear didnt win… oh well congrats on the general orcchads

>>56911808
Calm down, Kronii

>>56912034
And yet, he got closer to your Oshi

>>56912359
even if it did win i probably wouldn't have used /spear/

>>56912092
the fact he decided to fly to another country without researching what type of brain candy he could take. dude's a fucking retard

>>56912267
>>56912211
>>56912231
>>56912245
>>56912257
Ogey, thanks.

>>56912164
we're cute dancing slime fuckers again im very happy

>>56912359
i'd rather take /fishing/ or /golf/ before /spear/

>>56912245
who the fuck is Jeffrey?
>I haven't been here since December

>>56912276
he got staked...

>>56911808
What about the thread we just had?

>>56912459
So he could be retarded enough to quit a nice job

im gonna be very disappointed if you guys bite bait even here

>>56912168
>unused
They deserve to go bankrupt

>>56912468
I only wanted spear to win ao i can call you guys spearfuckers/chuckers lol

>>56912540
Hopefully he quits the benzos to go out on a bang.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c8l7Dogvk28

>>56912140
rumina and keisongumi + kiryukai both exist so I guess after holopro it's fair game

>>56912480
Some mentally ill psychologist who does baseball streams. He showed up in a Vesper space once during the Japan arc and talked about how listening to it made him want to kill himself, and everyone decided he was a member of Tempus and started regularly posting about him for eight months.

>>56912608
>Women not biting bait

>>56912746
Fuck I missed out, shit
Im sad

>>56912705
love this cringe gay ass nigga

>>56912608
Lol not even
People recovered so fast the copium hadn't time to sink in. Thanks to bro posting spear on twitter.

>>56912829
It was a good bit. People even made fake stream thumbnails and liveposted imaginary collabs.

so now what randonites

>>56912956
WIld

>>56912746
What the fuck?

>>56913050
we wait

>>56913050
back to hibernation until the fated new stream

>>56913050
we watch the unlisted archive vods

orc sex

>>56913147
Why? What sex appeal do you see in this?

>>56913050
now get pako to upgrade the orc kek

>>56911481
You should name it green. Join the coloured family.

i think people should just post the vtubie every thread (or at least until he unlists shit) so newcomers can get their randon reps in
https://vtubie.com/randon-neuring/

>>56912956
KEK
Why did I fucking decide to improve myself and stop watching them...
I missed out on so much...

>>56913333
ill do that for the next bread good idea

>>56913217
i would bend him over every piece of furniture i could find

I know you're here Randon, You better stream Baldurs Gate

>>56913217
big man sex

>>56913333
Do any Randon vets have any specific streams you'd recommend?

>>56912356
Based Sobbi

Oh. Oh so he's just back. Kinda wild, I'll watch him since I was always a casual viewer, but how do the dedicated ones cope with
>"This place is like my home"
>"These guys are like my family"
>"I love my fans"
>gets a new model made
>immediately fucks off for 2 months
>quits his job

>>56913217
i want to tie him up and overstimulate him

>>56913217
He's an old man, what other appeal does he need?

Here's something you may not have seen if you've only looked at his channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvS30UVx1w

>>56911481
It's time for the orc to come home where everybody knows your name/
and they're always glad that you came/
You wanna be where you can see/
Our troubles are all the same/
You wanna be where everybody knows your name/

what is this? y’all are so lame lmfao

>>56913333
fuck it, should I just post my whole playlist? I have way more vods than the vtubie does

>>56913428
My cope is the herbivores finally got him

op here, i tried making a pastebin as a template for new /orc/ threads. hopefully this can keep up as i'd love to hang out with the rest of the randonites
https://pastebin.com/wJiLwUe0

>>56913580
i also put the vtubie in like that one anon suggested

>>56913580
Thank you OP.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLusIngCXpffwTq9z0ic0mRC79ILfgH4Tf
I don't fucking care anymore. 131 vods in 1 playlist. I'm missing a few, but it still has way more than any 1 resource I've found

>>56913772
we should add this to the template too

>>56913522
Damn, he's way more into it as Randon, huh?

>>56913428
shit happens and he's an entertainer at the end of the day, whatever happened i assume shit had to be pretty bad to just up and leave

hehehehehehe

>>56913942
WHORE

>>56913542
oh? go ahead I need more streams

>>56913428
You don't know what happened so why are you pretending like you do

>>56913428
I don't really care, honestly. I know he wouldn't just leave for two months for no reason, and he's back now. It doesn't matter to me if he's an ugly dorito man or an ugly green guy.

>>56913996
>>56913772

>>56913428
i do wonder if he will say anything.
i jsut feel bad for pako

>>56913942
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>56913942
ugly

>>56913942
We need one without the glasses tho

>>56913942
prostitute

>>56914049
he won't be able to, NDA probably lasts a long time

>>56913050
We wait and watch vods

>>56914003
what are you talking about all of that is just the known facts

>>56913942
Chu~

>>56914139
at least a sorry or something it just feel bad knowing they left everyonehanging.
like tempus anniversary merch was compeltely shafted
and the holostar song now is in shambles.

>>56913772
>check playlist
>absolutely zero games i'm interested in
home...

so whatre you guys doing to pass the time until the next update? any future plans? reading and good books, watching a good movie? etc

anyone knows who this RM is or who the fuck in general? a shit ton of ppl from the tempura follow him and all his tweets/responses are showing up on my feed, I dont even follow the guy

>>56913942
You better stream again WHORE

>>56914368
Was thinking of picking up drawing.

>>56914403
bettel

>>56914403
743

>>56913217
>You have clearly never seen the sex appeal of an orc
>You wander into the forest donning your fines elf-piss trying to bait them to come over
>You smell it
>It's like slightly charred pine sawdust and sun-cooked leather with a hint of workout sweat...
>the lightly sour kind but in a weird way stinks just right
>He comes pushing the bushes aside
>White shirt sticking to his rippled chest
>Light sweat stains from the neck and armits
>his hair is glistening and he defogs his glasses and places them back on after straightening them
>"I CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD...DID YOU BRING IT!?"
>Your friend handed you an SNES and TMNT: Turtles in Time with 2 controllers and to say the proper phrase
>You stand up from your chair and say "Yes. You can be Donatello."
>His dick rips off his corduroys
>It's like a fucking baseball bat and tapping his abbs like a war-drum
>"Oh you are gonna get the spear tonight...."
>You bend over and he jumps on you penetrating you through your clothing up tot he hilt
>He pulls you close laying his head on your shoulder as you are supported by him since your knees gave out soon as he slipped in
>You scream but he pulls you in to kiss silencing your terror forever
>It tastes like ciggarettes and mint
>He squeezes you so hard your back and shoulders pop and you feel him tense up as he unloads into you
>Remaining load sliding between your pants and the ground as he pulls out leaving you gaping like a redditor who got tickets to the new Marvel movie
>"I am going to go play FTL now...Catch you later"
>He walks off into the woods
>You hear him curse that he should have just taken off his pants before hand...

>>56914416
he aint bound by a contract to stream at least 3 times a week anymore and needs to get a normal job now anon..i doubt we'll be getting a stream anytime soon

>>56914505
mucho texto but i respect the passion i guess

hehehehe

>>56914577
Thanks I hate it
WHORE

>>56914577
perfect
also WHORE

>>56914577
KEK

>>56914577
you're here *chu*
now draw Randon and Vesper having sex

>>56914505
TuT cute orc husband sex...

I FUCKING LOVE RANDON NEURING AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS ORC, START A FAMILY WITH THIS ORC, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS ORC, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL ORC OF A FATHER

So if Randon's the orc, what else is everyone here?

>>56913428
I don't need to cope cause I honestly don't care about that. I just thought he was gone forever and now I know he's coming back to do basically the same content I was missing. All Good.

>>56914746
A randbeat?

>>56914003
Hey Vesper while you're here how do you feel about taking back the worst of your Holo fans back with you during this transition?

>>56914790
im just an innocent elf bystander

>>56913428
>>"This place is like my home"
People move homes
>>"These guys are like my family"
Still might be
>>"I love my fans"
Still can
>muh pakorino!
Don't care.
>>immediately fucks off for 2 months
Who knows what happened there
>>quits his job
He must have had his reason

>>56914790
>Elves
>Orcdience
>Tuskforce

>>56914833
You misspelled rapebait

>>56914790
I'm the party healer/support.

>>56914985
No, he didn't.

I feel so much better now

>>56914649
idk who you think I am but I just draw memes *chu*

>>56914985
AIEEE

>>56913942
>Makes a new model as closest he is allowed to the Orc
>Leaves
>Comes back as the fucking orc
He hurt Pako papa for his own gain

>>56914790
Naive elf who wanders into the forest hoping for orc friendship and dick.

>>56915164
>>56915189

>>56915189
you will not get the friendship but you will certainly get the dick

>>56915126
We're home, after eight months.

I give this split a month before its drops below 30 ips

>>56915027
Elves serve no ecological function or purpose except to be raped by stronger creatures like orks, men and medium sized dogs

Wait, where does it say he's back? I can't find anything on his xwitter

>>56913428
>How do you cope?

Bro do you know how dejected all the boys were every time they got perm denial?

That shit has to get on you plus loss of capital because they take a direct cut despite him doing all the content and they hardly did shit to promote Tempus they kinda air-dropped them and the girls did more to promote them than their own twitter or youtube.

I am glad he left. Hololive gets too much dick-riding for some of the bullshit they pull on denying their streamers access to shit. Even Choco got denied perms going to a Con.

Shit is like 7 times worse than nintendo cucks because they don't have fans collectively shitting themselves and writhing in it like baby pigs in muck because their chuuba said high to someone with an XY chromosome pairing and now their Oshii official has been tainted and they are CLEARLY fucking so shes a slut now for cheating on them!

Nah fuck you menheras.

>>56914790
Either a gobbo, a gretchin, one of da boyz, a roight proppa lad, OR A ZOGGIN' GIT DAT NEEDZ KRUMPIN'!

Is the thread where people pretend to have watched or even known about vespers RM before he got into homostar?

>>56915251
I can live with that!

I'm gonna be real, that orc model is waaaay fucking cooler than a budget Alucard.

>>56914897
So... full on cope about everything mode, then?

>>56915344
A month? I give it a week.

>>56915396
I'm not pretending, I didn't even know the account name before today.
But now I'm an orc.

>>56915396
Yes, welcome friend!

>in the past 12 hours, Randon and Lex have unfollowed one another
Personal falling out?

>>56915396
It is. Though I got him occasionally in my recommended.

>>56915396
no this is thread where people wait to watch Randon for the first time

>>56915436
based

>>56915396
It is a thread for newfags to learn. Now do your reps. I'm doing it now.

>>56915377
based

>>56915344
>split
Randon is an indie, friend.

>>56915396
There are also a few of us that actually did know him beforehand. The algorithm served his videos to me for some reason and I was bummed out when he quit. I did a spit-take when I first heard Vesper's voice.

>>56915349
I didn't say you were wrong either. Just that what he wrote was an appropriate spelling of rape-bait.

>>56915480
who?

>>56915396
I was told to research the orc man prior too StarsEN and was rewarded

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1694908095040778522
Chances they join?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsOMDZtO3CA

>>56915344
Very generous of you sister

This one's fun. Listen along if you wanna get some reps done during the wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILQzznfAu7c

>>56915604
chances they join what exactly?

>>56915480
who?

>>56915604
Low. Magni because he has his own thing anyways and doesn't seem all THAT fond of Vtubing, and Vesper because only ever really talked about Magni. They'll probably collab though.

>>56913428
>"I'm an old man"
>"barely use social media"
>immediately starts zooming out and being terminally online
good riddance

>>56915344
these threads will remain for as long as people wanna watch Randon and be comfy

>>56915652
Mcdonalds

>>56914790
can I be the goblin?

>>56915604
Lando? Zero chances. He can't twerk with a vtuber model.
Randon? I can see that. Look at this smug face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob6OTnHahqw

So are you all women and gays?I never felt like a Vestie but I enjoyed some of his morning streams.

>>56915589
>>56915712
koidad. They were mutuals when I checked Randon's twitter this morning.

>>56915832
Nah, we're mostly straight dudes. We've got some gays and women that carried over from /MANS/ though.

>>56915780
maybe magni if his stuff doesnt blow up the way he wants it to

>>56915832
He's relatable, except the gay part

>>56915344
Anon, the hololive general is maybe 500 on the best of days and hovers on max 200 on good days. 30 for a split of an indie is REALLY fucking generous.
Thank you for believing in us.

>>56915832
I am a straight 30 year old male.
You just reminded me there will be no more "muh can't overlap" autism.
THANK FUCKING GOD
I never wanted to watch those other dudes anyway.

>>56915851
who?

>>56915832
I'm a boomer in his rough age category that relates to him much more than the twinks you usually see in vtubing.

>>56915832
"""women""" and disabled people
>inb4 someone spergs
random will mention and collab with his circle eventually
all on risk of dying due to DVT btw

>>56915832
Unhinged ork was a real brotuber. Gay shit only happened after he became vampire to appeal women.
>but that's boring for most men
Exactly. Why do you think he's so small?

>>56915851
Well that's unfortunate I guess. Can't say I care that much, though.

>>56916053
>gay shit only happened in Holo
Did you miss him bidding on a Femboy Containment Unit?

>>56915851
gonna go ahead and assume it's lex being a little weirdo on twitter as per usual. Randon's still good with everyone else. He's even mutuals with Not Sana

>>56915776
>be comfy
a femanon vestie that probably spammed hearts in his chat and called him GILF

>>56916053
Oh anon, the gay shit has only just begun.

>>56916053
sup newfriend
ready for the tier lists?

>>56915832
m just a dude who finds his commentary funny and enjoyable, reminds me a lot to a friend I had high school with who I shared with my kind of humor

>>56915396
I'm not pretending, I'm just excited about the prospects of hearing his stories about cycling across the country to spooky grocery stores in the middle of nowhere again

>>56916168
same

>sexuality looping
you never change huh

>>56911933
>I'm not sure if I should post my playlist of vods here because it's on my main yt account and I was a frequent superchatter
Is there a way to export the list without linking it to your account?

wait is he actually back and streaming?

>>56915973
I can finally admit that I didn't care for Vanguard and I still haven't see their debut streams.
The OG as whole did grow on me, but Vesper was always the golden one.

>>56915438
Whatever helps you sleep, brother

TAZ' D I N G O O !

>>56916244
He posted as Randon on Twitter. No actual streams/videos yet.

>>56916104
Bro I will suck mad dick if you can tell me what Sanas new account is.

Her voice was like fucking chamomile and helped me sleep it was so GOOD....Like hearing a childrens PBS network show where they read books to you...

how do we clean chat of hearts and thirst spam?
asking for muh orc friend

>>56916244
Back go grifting you mean

>>56916244
he posted on his twitter. streaming is up in the blue rn but its a good sign if he's willing to post on the sane day of his graduation. we'll just have to wait and see

>>56912956
funny shit

his streams will keep a 5k max i feel

>>56916339
Also worth keeping in mind that he's probably had over a month to at least consider what he would do as an indie again. He could be ready to hit the ground running.

>>56916323
they wont stay long for the orc just give it time

>>56916313
Sorry anon, she doesn't stream anymore.
hurts me too, she was my favorite Council...

>>56916323
fleshy or prof.

Watching Randon write the worst fucking haikus I've ever read. Kino.

>>56916313
Hate to tell you this but she's not really a streamer anymore in any real capacity, save for the once in a blue moon thing.
starts with n and rhymes with gambarimasu

>>56916452
Says you. I'm going to do my best to support him and his former genmates no matter what.

>>56916096
>>56916150
>>56916160
Oh
Fuck

IM READY TO CLOUT CHASE! I WILL COMMENT UNDER ALL HIS TWEETS I WILL GET HIS ATTENTION AHAHAHA

what was his stream content like as early orc? im guessing he didn't game much, so ?

>>56911481
About time Cover fired his ass. Now he can go back to the superior orc model, thank god

>>56915804
She barely mentioned Randon at all though, she even specified she was talking about Lando.

I do hope he switches to YouTube though.
I hate Twitch with passion.

>>56917006
I've got some good news for you newfriend

>>56916975
same as vesper pretty much

>>56916975
Check out >>56913772

this fucking whore... I'm sorry but it just isnt the same. I liked him as being a part of something, not as much as an individual

>>56916277
anon your answer to everything was hypotheticals and copes
you might still be right about everything regardless, but it be like that

>>56917084
That's fine, you don't gotta watch him out of obligation or anything.

>>56916245
It took until the recent haitus for me to give VG a chance, and from that I'm now membered to Hakka because he makes me laugh, but otherwise I didnt really care to follow the solo streams of the other boys. God knows the large collabs are always peak, and the podcast is good enough, but Vesper is the one I was ride or die for

>>56917084
k

>>56917084
A part of what? My guy was the most collab averse in tempus.

>>56917229
Except when dicking Kronii while Magni and Mori weren't paying attention kek

>>56915480
The fag dog boy that wants a lovense sponsorship?

>>56916150
So now that we're here instead of corpo life, what *is* his sexuality? I personally don't care or think of him any different, I'm just curious

>>56917282
Please at least try to form coherent sentences, I can't be trolled if I don't understand what you're trying to say

>>56917347
Apparently he's liked gay porn art on Randon before, but I dunno how true that is.

>>56911481
Are you fuckers seriously going to make me look at this shit fucking model in the catalog now?

>>56917347
He did a Smash or Pass on the entire Pokedex. I think his sexuality is "if it moves".

>>56917229
He managed to sell people on the gay narrative with Altare and Magni through his few off collabs and few interactions, and even a slight father-son-ish one with Axel, so you're probably gonna get a lot of people being annoyed/annoying about it

>>56917422
you can choose to not look

>>56917422
Learn to 4chanX if it btohers you so much

>>56917415
its true if you look for it

>>56917347
if you have a personality that meshes with his he doesnt care whats between your legs obviously

>>56917422
Yuh.

>>56917474
cute art, anon

>>56917389
NTA but his bait was in entirely comprehensible English...?

>>56917474
randon kun...

dont turn this place into a bait biting cesspool. i understand the orc loves fishing but cmon

>>56916686
>i notto undastando

Do you think we're gonna get a half orc bg3 stream in the next seven days? Bc I'm down as fuck for that

>>56917524
thanks! i hit him with the yaoi beam because his model is kinda ugly and i think itd be cute to imagine a dishelved nihilistic young office worker who already sold his soul to corporations.

>>56917659
kek

>>56917347
>what *is* his sexuality?
He has a hand fetish. Unironically. Watch his debut and the pokemon smash & pass.

>>56917659
ur right anon we should ignore shitposters

damn you guys like being mistreated by a lying menhera
sad

>>56913428
I wish to know what the fuck happened, but if that doesn't surface I'm quite content to have the guy back. Though I wished he and Magni had returned altogether.

>>56916313
she's gone bro but you might like this arkknight streamer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxJmUz59wI

He actually did it... Now a bunch of cucks are actually making an orc general
He boosted his indie persona by betraying his coworkers


KEK

>>56917946
back to /catalog/ with you, because /mans/ sure as hell doesn't want you either

>>56917903
so is this allowed given she graduated?

>>56918016
No, they definitely do want him. They've been doing some kind of hatred circlejerk for three bakes now.

>>56917946

>>56917768
I hope your oshii marries a wannabe trap artist from tiktok and drops out of streaming forever to raise her abomination hoppa child by herself when he leaves.

>>56917946
quick to bootlick
he probably hates most of you fucks for the collab gender shit

>>56918068
I literally see him get told he is a schizo /mans/ last thread

>>56918079
Jesus is that a reference to something? I kinda want it to be, sounds hilarious

>>56918048
I guess not

>>56918068
Sisters can't control themselves in moments of emotional turmoil. It will pass.

>>56918180
Kek

>>56913428
The japs had him tied up in a basement while they would pick a new finger or toe nail each day to shove bamboo slivers up under the nail. They kept screaming at him in a combination of gobbity gook language and broken English about how "yoru no arrawudo to pray ekuso commu orru barudurs gattu" and this is simply as long as he was able to last until he finally gave in and agreed to graduate

>>56918416
they have bg3 perms though

was he /here/ when he was vesper too?

>>56915596
wait. what?
do you have an image or archive link? did some anon do some future vision post bullshit again that turned out true

>>56917469
Then put the title in the fucking subject

>>56918416
ill never forgive the japanese

>>56918485
they all are

I actually didn't know he was the orc until just now. the orc was one of my favorite indies and I guess he'll go back to being that.

>>56918485
Everyone was /here/

>>56915480
Interesting, I would have though they would still be on good terms, but I guess Shinri really didn't like Vesper after all...

giant green man just doesn't hit the same as notVampire grey man... it's not right

>>56918491
Everyone except Axel's RMs were on a short list of possible StarENs (and instantly identified upon debut) prior to even the official reveal of HoloTempus.

Check the archive for "IT'S HIM" or "ES EL" for reactions

>>56918542
hoping then that at least one can give a clearer indication at what actually fucking happened.

>>56918465
The girls do it seems, but let's see if the guys actually get to play it. either way, for the purpose of my fictional story, vesper is the only member of holopro explicitly not allowed to play it

https://twitter.com/Minchi_anda/status/1694940113737015481

>>56918703
even if he posted what happened it'd just get passed off as someones rrat lol

>>56918491
There actually was a group of fans hoping for his return back then and predicting he would get in

>so yea this, being in h*l*s*a*s is like my dream job
what a dream job it was if you couldn't even bear it for an entire year.
I really understand the refusal to not bend the knee to copro but then do not make up might lies about "dream jobs", else I will put you in the "hypocrite" box in my mind and forget about you. Just like R*gis "I'm an ally but make rape jokes" Alt*re. Because god i fucking hate hypocrites and people who use mighty words and expressions lightly and without thinking.

>>56918696
i have them but i just got back /here

>>56918808
glad we get to keep minchi even though they are a filthy doxxfag at times

>>56918869
The thing about dream jobs is you tend to decide on them before you actually understand what they entail. The reality is never what you hoped. It's like meeting your heroes.

>>56918869
>hisas
What's 'his ass' and how does being inside it constitute a dream job?

>>56918899
Bau bau fellow ruffian

>>56918567
Holdup, you were an orc fan, then became a vesper fan without recognizing the voice, similar stories, or personality?

>>56918703
idk but ive been hearing a lot about him using drugs

>>56918869
he wanted to better his numbers and then go back to doing his own shit
learned from Kson probably

>>56918943
We arent talking about a child, a fresh 18 year old or a 21 year old man. We are talking about someone with life experience.

>>56918943
I thought you met your hero every time you walked in front of a mirror.

>>56918899
bau bau mother fucker

>>56919026
let's see you land your dream job before your 30s

>>56918567
The moment he gasped and went to check a bicycle out in a Power Wash Simulator stream is when it clicked for me.

>>56919026
Irrelevant if that experience doesn't have anything to do with what you think your dream job is. He worked a soulless cubicle job and dreamed of being a content creator for the biggest name out there. The two couldn't be more different.

So, I guess he probably isn't coming back until September at the minimum since Cover doesn't like people streaming on VTubers while under contract and they aren't technically indie until the 31st.
Hopefully he streams soon after that, though.

>>56915436
my birdwife Hajime...

>>56919240
i will wait patiently for his return

>>56919240
i wouldnt bet on september but idk. just gotta wait because as far as im concerned streaming isnt going to be his main source of income anymore

Is there an orc edit for this?

>>56919240
I wonder about that. I've seen rrats implying the reason there's no graduation stream or even tweets is because the contract ran out during their time off.

>>56913533
QRD? Is this a hint to anything?

>>56919444
the cheers op?

Whats he going to do with all that meat?!
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1674625734764269568?t=LSJkIY5sR_yoXClFwCEF2g&s=19

>>56918996
State your sources please

So is there a name for the fanbase?
Randonites?
Randonia?
The Rand Corporation?
Randnation?
RANDOS?

>>56917710
based twink Randon AU

>>56919444
https://youtu.be/h-mi0r0LpXo?t=39

>>56913772
thanks friend

>>56919101
I am 32 and I work on websites. There is no such thing as "dream job" when you work under someone and even if you work for yourself, this "dream job" is full of hardships. Let's take Mori for example who is curently working her "dream job" as a musician and singer. There have been a lot of shitty problems, even inside hololive, but do you see her trading her "dream job" for something easier just because its currently not going her way? This is the differnce between "a dream job" that you though was gonna be easy money and a "dream job" that you want to do until you die.
>>56919145
If he worked in a company, he shouldve seen it coming that it comes with restrictions. Even without having worked for hololive, I know, even just from watching bad clips, that hololive comes with a lot of restrictions. Where this fantasy of "freedom" came from, I dont know, but it would be foolish to assume that he was unaware of the restrictions at any given time when he pronounced this his "dream job". Yet he couldnt last a single year.
Again: I dont mind him doing his shit, I simply point out the hypocrisy and how clearly some people younger than him know exactly what a "dream job" is and just how much work and restriction upon oneself it entails.
Like I said: Do not use strong emotional expressions like this and then break them apart not even a year later. That just makes you look like a hypocrite.

>>56919546
randonites is what he called them

>>56919546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c5VMfXc8QQ

>>56917659
>the orc loves fishing
I laughed too hard damnit

This fucking orc lies to orcties multiple times and you guys still trust him, remember he told us he will never leave orcties? And he still joined the audition

>>56918965
That's exactly it
The orc was during my much more sedentary covid NEET phase, Vesper was an occasional thing I could catch

>>56919619
the difference is that mori makes a fuckton of money lol
disappointing job + loads of cash is a lot more palatable than disappointing job + shit pay

>>56919719
he's just like me :*)
but seriously while I've come a long way I've ghosted the shit out of people before and lied a ton, it's not really that I want to but sometimes that's the easier way to go about things when you get in a certain way. Especially when you're bad at saying no.

>>56919240
>Cover says they are graduating
>They are not even allowed to say goodbye
>Still Holostars until August 31th

They are still in the company... but they are not allowed to do anything? what?

>>56919026
So just like this one?

>>56919856
For some reason despite them being gone for two months Cover said in the announcement that they're not actually graduated until the 31st. No clue why.

>>56919619
I completely agree. Actual ojisan here. I literally get paid to talk about dinosaurs and fish. As a kid, i wanted to be a paleontologist and a marine biologist.

I fucking love the "work" but hate: the corporation (especially since coof protocols), all the other shit they expect from us, the drive/commute, sometimes the people.

It's not exactly a Dream Job, but it's pretty close and some days it really SUCKS.

>>56919916
I think that was just so people have time to back up their content.

>>56911481

>>56919776
she makes a fuckton of money [now]
yet the hell that is music business she has been in, was way before hololive and she want making a "fuckton" of money then nor was she having a "fuckton" of fun or a "fuckton" of friends.
>>56919856
They opted out of graduation streams, is what the notice said. They were offered, according to cover.
>>56919863
you cant compare rushia to this situation. Why? When did rushia join cover corp? When not a lot of things were known about vtubing or hololive. And Rushia didnt quit hololive, hololive quit rushia. The notice now clearly says, they decided to leave.

Just so we're all on the same page, Graduation is not a legal term. It's just a kayfabe thing. There's no indication that the graduation date aligns with any contracts at all.

>>56919856
>still in the company... but they are not allowed to do anything
Literally what Fox is trying to do to Tucker Carlson. It's a petty thing that many corpos do.

>>56920018
Mori was blessed with creative freedom right up until the point when she joined a corpo and instantly rocketed up seven tax brackets. But if she was forced to endure Hololive's restrictions, without being fabulously wealthy? I'm not so sure she would have stuck with it.

We baking again tonight?

>>56919856
>>56920058
Constructive dismissal. But I don't believe this done to Vespie and Mag. More correctly
>radio silent during contract renegotiation
Is real and sensible things to do.

>>56920028
Absolutely. People think graduation and immediately assume they were happy to leave or some bullshit. If they were doing so well, they wouldn't have gone

>>56920018
>They opted out of graduation streams, is what the notice said. They were offered, according to cover.
a total fabrication

>>56920214
well im about to head to sleep. dont know how many non burger vesties/randonites there are to bake breads in the middle of the night

>>56920018
maybe something to do with Japanese labor laws. I don't even know if they're officially on a payroll though.

>>56920214
i set up the template here>>56913580
if anyone wants to bake breads while im asleep

>>56920351
though you may want to put that pastebin link in the bread itself

Damn I was hiding a lot of posts. Didn’t know the thread was popping off like this

>>56920351
I'll bake one more before going to sleep, I guess, if only to spite the guy who said this would be the last /orc/ thread.

>>56919444
There is weekly Denny's VC collab stream run by /asp/ or /wvt/ where /lig/gers and 2views chat and hang out and shoot the shit.

>>56920507
based ur doing good work

>>56920018
>They opted out of graduation streams, is what the notice said.
Stop lying. They 'chose' to graduate. In no piece of text does the notice say they opted out of a graduation stream.

https://cover-corp.com/en/news/detail/20230824

>>56920507
>living off spite
truly like oshi like fan huh

>>56920507
Thanks dude

>>56920241
Graduation means:
"You are fired, you are not allowed to speak, and your character, thats mine now, and i will do nothing with it"

>>56920549
Yeah, "chose". I choose to interpret this in the same way the president of a company/country tells an underling/staff member "I expect your resignation by tomorrow."

Sure. They "resigned".

>>56920507

>>56920261
>>56920549
>Please understand
that the members will not be performing any further activities such as graduation stream
>However, in accordance with their wishes, we
have accepted their decision to graduate
it clearly states it was their decision, according to cover and as long as Fubuki is in the company, that means they dont lie like that.

>>56920241
>>56920634
Graduation means they're quitting.
Otherwise it'd just say they're getting terminated or ending their contract, Cover doesn't give a shit, they've already done that every time

I never got to ERP in WoW with Vesper…

>>56920576
You know it.

>>56920275
Holy shit only 30 days? Where I'm from it's 3 months

>>56917422
what happened to don’t like don’t look

>>56920802
You write a lot for someone who doesn't know how to read

>>56913428
>goes radio silent
>quits his job
>abandons his family
best larping black father of the year

>>56920549
Maybe that was the case, i mean, graduation streams have a fuckton of views

why cover wouldnt want money?

business-wise makes no sense and not a good look for the company itself

>>56920275
that seems to be about dismissal, it might not eb quite the same
if you're firing someone with good cause, in whichever way it's defined by the legal system, you can usually just do it on the spot, and if there's a mutual agreement or dissent it tends to change things too

>>56920965
You Euro?

>>56921009
>However, in accordance with THEIR wishes, we have accepted THEIR decision to graduate
are you just mad i am not inserting your fanfiction into this?

>>56921114
Yeah like the Rushia thing.

The bread is prepared. Never baked before so hoping I don't job it, but I guess it'd be weirder if I didn't when it comes to this fanbase.

>>56919378
This is likely true. The contract expired when they announced the hiatus with the expectation that a new one could be negotiated. It was not.
Vesper (rm) and magni (rm) have not been employed by cover for the last month. The characters vesper and magni will be graduated and retired next week. There is possibly a no compete clause stopping vesper from vtubing for a set period after his contract finished but that's just a guess

>>56921264
as long as you got the subject into the subject field it'll be an improvement.

https://youtu.be/51R_LaRCr44
TRASHGEN REPRESENT
I AM LITERALLY BUILDING A NEW BIKE
IF TRIPS THEN I WILL NEVER MAKE AN ORC MEME GAME

>>56921120
What does that have to do with you lying about the graduation stream not happening?
>>56920018
>They opted out of graduation streams, is what the notice said.
it doesn't say that
>They were offered, according to cover.
the notice doesn't say that either

>>56918416
My sides!

>>56921304
op here, sorry about that i've never made breads before the previous two

>>56920913
honestly, my one hope is that the wow streams come back in some way
it's such a nostalgic game to me, very few streamers seem to keep it on a comfy level

will /orc/ survive
assuming the white streams

>>56921392
>He'll already be level 60 since he doesn't have to use his corpo alt anymore
graduation had no downsides

>>56921379
it's okay anon, scuffed OPs are cute the first time

>>56921120
You do realize that this language just means that they decided not to accept Cover's terms for the new contract, right?

>>56921419
>white
Uh rrat…meant to type whore

>>56921439
I want to watch him just level and chill out, that's the best part of classic wow by far to me
but level 60 junk could be fun to watch, too

>>56921364
sana graduated, got her damn graduation stream
coco graduated, got her damn graduation stream
aloe was terminated, didnt get a graduation stream
rushia was terminated, didnt get a graduation stream
the notice says its was THEIR descison to GRADUATE not cover who TERMINATED them
which means they were free to do a stream at some point, but chose not to.
>>56921479
so the same shit as with sana.

>>56921419
We've got at least 30 refugees that aren't welcome in /MANS/ anymore, I don't see the thread not surviving in these conditions.

>>56911541
would’ve been based

>>56921529
vesties were somehow able to create content the past month with no streams. Sure they can keep stretching their imagination a bit more

>>56921614
If the thread somehow survives with regular bakes until the next stream I'll kneel.

>>56921644
Bet

>>56921526
The most likely scenario is that Cover told them they could do a graduation stream if they wanted, but Cover would take all of the revenue from the stream because they were no longer under contract, and then they told Cover to fuck off.

>>56921526
Sana and coco left mid contract so they still worked for cover up until graduation.

Aside from the obvious ones like XCOM and Baldur's Gate, any streams you guys are hoping he'll do now that he has no restrictions?

>>56921755
crusader kings 3 or hearts of iron 4 (kaiserredux)

>>56921688
>>56921699
good point, however, fubuki is still in the company, you your fanfiction is void.

>>56921755
A vent stream disguised as a normal zatsu where he spends the entire stream just unleashing his power level after spending so long with limiters on

>>56921755
I want the special zatsus back. The ones where he incorporates viewer submitted content, like the PC review stream. He did that a lot as randon and was only able to do one or two as vesper, until the "i will not ask anything of management ever again" arc started.

>>56921526
Implying they were even offered to do it

>>56921755
ORC MASSAGE

I hope he streams on Rumble.

>>56921797
So you're arguing what? That they turned down free money because they hate their fans?

>>56921890
cant blame them, i hate their fans too

>>56921797
anon you are fascinating

>>56921797
What the fuck does friend have to do with any of this? It's not like she has privy to company information, she's just a talent

>>56921755
Easily the golf game and bike streams. I know that the big man is a dumb road cyclist with a bicycle more expensive than a house in Cleveland, but a vbiker at least has enough to guide people to better bikes.

>>56921755
Armored Core 6

is the bread almost out of the oven

>>56922053
We're on page 9.

>>56922086
link it here, friend

>>56921755
Hello kitty island adventure

>>56922141
okay
>>56922167

>>56921787
QRD on Kaiserredux?
How and why it differs from Kaiserreich?

le page 10 sage rave

>>56921755
viva pinata to grow closer with lando :)

You’re supposed to wait until page 10-11 dummy

>>56922195
kaiserredux is very entertaining because of how batshit it is, it differs from kaiserreich in how it adds back in old focus trees and content and adds in new crazy shit like H.P Lovecraft New England or Chiang Kai Shek coming back from the grave after being assasinated in this timeline

>>56922292
I was going to! Just jump ship to the undercooked bread, god damn it.

babbys first brod, cute! don't worry about it anon, you're doing great :)

>>56921120
But anon, no where in that announcement does it say they offered them a graduation stream. Your inferring shit that's not actually stated.

>>56921526
Aloe was not fired you dipshit, she willingly chose to graduate. She was not offered a graduation stream.

>>56922322
Is it more batshit than the Red Flood?

MA BROTUBA IZ A 'ORE
'E KOLLABS WIT' FEMALES
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Good night guys

well this just proves what suisei has said before, like suisei, v just saw it as a stepping stone and nothing else