/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Line status?

Yeah I'm a Liker, a Lumi Liker

I love Shiina!

Ember told me to misbehave so I'm migrating here in a disorderly and chaotic fashion.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>56881674

Ember is my girlfriend

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Pippa if you are feeling down just remember how awful everything used to be and compare it to your current life. Even if today sucks, a new day will come and things will be good again.

>>56881674

Pippa love~!

rega er Panko spinge i chili d'erba da quanno c'ha 15 anni quindi non scrivete cazzate nel mio thread non lo sporcate con le vostre parole stupide brutti bitch ass nigga Panko è la regina dei vtuber spinge i chili noi non è che stamo a fa i simp, che se svejamo la mattina e famo i simp capito questo è /pcg/ for real tutti i post che scrivemo sono la nostra vita hai capito Lemon woman e Panko viviamo in un film er Panko l'hanno arrestata capito perchè c'aveva i chili non sapete quanto me mancherà stare a casa senza er Panko a pippà tutti i giorni in casa mia capito non sapete quanto me mancherà er Panko tutte le cose che abbiamo passato le risate tutte le volte che ve avemo preso per il culo a tutti voi

Ember's kisses taste sweet!

>>56881774
Source?

>Tenma ignored Ember's raid and then ended stream
Tenma HATES Ember, sisters...

Shiina Holocure starting now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTA9MZX6imQ

>>56881588
Same

>>56882049
Shiina sex starting now

>>56882049
I love my wife Shiina

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

>>56882038
The only thing I hate about Ember is that I can't have sex with her, what the fuck is Tenma's problem?

>>56882038
Tenma hates whores

>>56882248
why does she like lumi then

>>56882147
I should make orc Shiina sometime

I don't watch Lumi. Do people actually dislike her? Or is it a joke/kayfabe that she's a bitch? I don't know what her personality is.

>>56882276
Lumi is the perfect woman. Getting called a whore is not the same as being one.

I don't know Ember at all.

>>56882421
watch and find out

>>56882421
She sucks cocks like she sucks noodles from ramen.

>>56882421
both

>>56882477
Lumi is a prude. Stop perpetuating lies you whore.

>>56882421
I think it's a gag for most. Her being a manipulative their and all, but there are schizos here.

>>56882421
I like Lumi
but I also hate her

>>56882421
her personality is >>56867610
as you might imagine, this triggers a strong subliminal response of simp or fight

>>56882421
I sometimes dislike Lumi because she streams so much and I’m too autistic to miss a stream. I wish I had more time in the day.

>>56882566
>manipulative their
*thief
fucking ...

>>56882421
she's a shameless sellout

>>56882677
phoneposter-chama...

I miss Jerry…

>>56882421
every once in a while I try to watch her, but I find her personality too grating. I wouldn't say "bitch" is the best term, but it's the closest that comes to my mind right now.

>>56882204 (me)
Today's stream was good. Probably. I decided to nap a little bit, so I slept through the whole stream. But it's Tenma playing the game she loves, that cannot not be good. I also thought that it's going to be another 8-hour stream and I was proven wrong. Thanks, Tenma, I can now do something that doesn't involve watching you. I love her.

>>56882706
BZZZT. fumble fingered victim of spellcheck.

>>56882701
She "sold" herself out to Phase Connect, anon.

Lumi...

>>56882477
So not at all because she's anti-carb!

Stupid mecha game killed Lumi

I want to feed Ember

>>56882651
I'll check her out then. I'm tired of Pippa right now, I don't care about Mahjong and she's seriously addicted to it.

Holy shit PF Changs is fucking dogshit how is that place still open?

>>56882942
>anti-carb
That's as retarded as being anti fruit we've evolved to eat seeds and civilization is built on bread and beer

>>56883015
slightly more fancy than chinese takeout and probably isn't doused in a pound of msg like most food at a chinese buffet are

>>56883126
My local chinese takeout is vastly better

>>56882972
We have permission
https://youtu.be/WD8GRg36kxQ?t=6539

>>56882421
It's a joke. She's an excellent chuuba and a real pro. The "pro" part is how the joke started, because you can tell she's clearly very intelligent and hardworking, with a desire to compete. She's a finely honed instrument and knows it, but that only makes her self-depreciating humor and jokes all the better. She isn't arrogant in the slightest but knows her worth, and that gives her that particular allure of a high class woman or escort (I mean this in the best possible way). She lures you in with tits, but you stay for her personality, zatsu skills and overall way of doing things. She's an extremely good vtuber, and kinda underrated despite very solid numbers and fanbase.

>>56883015
In capitalism the places that buy the cheapest supplies and hire the cheapest help save the maximum amount of money and stay in business. This is why we have some of the worst eateries sticking around while good places are flashes in the pan.

>>56883048
Her dad signals his status by wearing expensive suits and cheap watches that look expensive.
She signals her status by not eating basic food types and being a bitch in front of an audience of incels.
Peas of a pod if you ask me.

Don't fucking bite the bait.

TO of the /pcg/ x /mjg/ Crossthread tourney here, qualifiers are more than half way over! and close to 50 people have played at least one game!

We still have a number of players still yet to have the time or motivation to play so just a reminder that qualifiers are going to end by the end of the week so if you want to play start soon, also to the players who still need a couple of games remember to get your minimum 5 games to past qualifiers!

As of now the top 16 is a even split of /pcg/ and /mjg/ members, I'm interested to see if this stays the same by the end.

Good Luck and (try not to) Grinch!

Score Sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12X1a7-5Rk2LcW0QcLkrJntc2UrMd-4pT8FbY5zUV69k/edit#gid=1774030139

Tourney Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QCU85opNew29hABRzzOqn-pSdxiKino3u2bIqdlnSTY/edit?usp=sharing

>>56883387
meds

>>56883387
What bait?

>>56883346
Show tits.

>>56882421
It's probably a joke for those who like her, but it's quite literal for everybody else, because her tone and demeanor is very bitchy. Just watch a stream and see for yourself.

>>56883413
meant for >>56883456

I'm gonna bite the bait

>>56883201
I fucking hate that you summarized it as well as you did, I completely agree even when she's intentionally acting like a bitch.

>>56883400

>>56883201
Her and Shiina are the most professional/talented chuubas in Phase IMO. Uruka used to be but Pippa's goblin habits seemed to transfer to her.

>>56882421
Some people actually hate her. But no one cares about those people. I like Lumi but she acts very immature and bratty a lot on purpose in order to attract older men.
and it works

Alright, I'll fill in.
Jelly is...
CUUUUUTE

Now get back to stream.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
whore's back on

>>56883481
The only people who think Lumi is unironically a bitch are other women.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi Armored Lemon Core

>>56883584
Wrong

>>56883584
And people that actually watch streams.

>>56883427

>>56883647
That eliminates you then

>>56883667
Uh huh.

>>56883540
>she acts very immature and bratty a lot on purpose in order to attract older men
Lia, Wemi, Jelly act immature and bratty. Lumi acts bitchy and insufferable.
t. older man

>>56883659
it's panko!!!

>>56883595
Fuck yeah, I haven't watched any gameplay yet but stoked

>>56883720
Lumi even turns weak older men into seething femanons…I kneel

>>56883584
she's more like a weasel or a spineless worm than a bitch. she's not evil she's just a classic femoid manipulator with zero integrity

>>56883537
First of all talent and professionalism are different.

Second of all Uruka was never professional.

Gen1 is high talent low professionalism (that's how Uruka even still has viewers despite constant moving and health breaks)
Invaders is high professionalism high talent
Gen2 is medium talent high professionalism.

Yuri was ultimately fired for being neither particularly good at anything nor particularly disciplined regardless of what the actual reason was cause if you're mediocre you need to at least be determined.

[Lumi news] She's going to eat

>>56883163
I'm pretty limited when it comes to chinese takeout...
there's a takeout place that has great fried rice, but shitty lo mein
a 'gourmet' restaurant that sells takeout at inflated prices
and PF Changs
takeout is $6.89 for a pint of fried rice, gourmet is around $20 for a quart because they don't do pint, and Changs is $8.50 for however much they give you

>>56883861
>she's not evil she's just (lots of words to say evil)

>>56883201
She obviously used to be an escort and it's where she learned those skills.

>>56883957
FAT FUCK

>>56883772
pankophile... /lia/ is over there

>>56883861
Qualities admired in men

Anyone played AC6 or watched somebody play it today? What are your thoughts?

>>56884018
there's a difference between passively being a shitty person and actively being malicious

>>56884129
No it literally just came out half an hour ago.

>>56884069
looms...lay off the waffles...

>>56884069
...A salad, architect dude.

>>56884160
For burgers

>>56884161
It's okay she's ordering salads.

>>56884152
I don't think there is, at least not from an external point of view

>>56884069
HEY CHAAAT

Broc and cheese do be good together.
I regular have raw broccoli with cheese and spring onion for a salad.

>>56884255
What kind of cheese

>>56884243
My friend, I have some bad, or possibly good, news for you - you're autistic!

Is the possible Airina lesbian sex collab on saturday or sunday?

[Lumi News] She only eats kosher.

>>56884225
>salad
WE NEED 20CCS OF FULL FAT CAESAR DRESSING STAT

>>56884320
Strong mature cheddar, some smokey cheeses could go well too if you roast the broc and onion up a little in the grill / broiler.

>>56884129
Unpacking almost done, it's like I am on a date with Lumi.

>>56883518
>>56883537
That's all debatable to the extreme, but it's undeniable that the three really are pros. I can't say too much for Uruka because she streams at an unfortunate time for me and so I haven't seen that many streams of hers, but I did like what I did see. Shiina has been consistently great this entire time and it's clear her habits and discipline are there and quite commendable. I always enjoy her streams. Lumi's "bitchiness" is all a part of her appeal, it plays in perfectly with it. Like I said - "high class woman that's out of your league" describes her appeal perfectly, but she herself knows it and subverts it by showcasing her scuff and oddities. Lumi has three subversions within her in fact - the first is her visuals. You get fooled by her boobs and her seemingly vapid Stacy sex appeal, but then you get hit by her "high class" feel and obvious intelligence, but then she subverts even that with her menhera and occasional bouts of weird behavior and tendencies, and then she seamlessly loops back into being a Stacy. That's a whole package right there. She effortlessly fluctuates between being an unreachable woman to being relatable and weird.

Jesus Holocure has changed a lot

>>56884331
Saturday IIRC.

>>56883948
>Yuri was ultimately fired for being neither particularly good at anything nor particularly disciplined regardless of what the actual reason was cause if you're mediocre you need to at least be determined.
No. Very much no. Yuri fit in with the company perfectly and was an excellent chuuba. I don't recognize the person you're talking about, because Yuri managed to create her own culture and feel and had a whole lot going for her. Her leaving has been a terrible loss for the company and her as well. The whole thing is a tragedy.

>>56884478

Scorching hot take: Lumi’s not gonna like this game.

>>56884682
Thanks Gloomi
Goodbye yellow whore!

>>56884478
>High class is being a bitch
Grim.

>>56884760
that's not a hot take, the expectation is she probably won't

>Shiina doesn't want to play jong

JONGERS STATUS:
COMPLETELY DECIMATED

>>56884760
Women will never understand mecha.

>>56884328
I don't think refusing to take part in the game of "I'm just passively a bad person so it's less worse" or "It's not intentional I promise" or "I feel really bad about it you know" makes someone autistic

>>56884822
Everyone is kinda burned out on Jong after the tournament

>>56884790
yeah a boss bi-wait wrong girl

>>56885042
Except maybe Pippa. Her autistic fixations take a little bit longer to fade.

>>56883201
>gives her that particular allure of a high class escort (I mean this in the best possible way)
fucking lmao
Lumi, pls

>>56884760
Why? Isn't it a fromsoft game?

>>56884564
Danke, looking forward to it

I'm sure the fans are really happy about Armored Core and it does look fun, but it's just so... grey...

>>56883201
>self-depreciating

>>56881862
vabbuò

>>56885018
s/mecha/war/

>>56885179

>>56885171
mods will fix it

>>56885274
it is "self-deprecating". your dictionary is documenting a usage error.

I love my little sister very much !

>>56884790
99% correlation does not imply causation... but it's still 99% correlation

>>56885171
Armored Core 4 was just yellow

>>56883659
>Guineabee on the couch
kino

>>56883537
>>56884478
I would put Lumi and Tenma at the top as actual pros for very different reasons, followed closely by Shiina. Everyone else would rank below them to varying degrees

>>56885315
you're a usage error

>>56885343
Sometimes I wonder when I don't go out much and I always quickly get an answer

>>56885171
Hello femanon

>>56884478
Stacy, but Stacy has autism and a fumo collection.

Lumi seems to be more positive on ACVI than her chat. That's surprising.

>>56885657
I liken it to an actor that is top-tier at acting... but hates acting, yet is still doing it when they are in their 80s.

>>56885315
He's correct you are a retard. "The newer sense of deprecate is what’s meant in the common phrasal adjective self-deprecating, which means undervaluing oneself. Self-depreciating would carry roughly the same meaning, but it is likely to be considered a misspelling because self-deprecating is by far the more common form." As always panko posters are fucking ESL chimps.

>>56885726
I haven't played AC before and I just joined the stream, but the combat looks cool.

>>56885745
Lumi does seem to be more of a "character" than someone like Uruka who overshares

>>56885884
you can be an english speaker who listens to those around you to adopt their usage, or you can be an IQ20 redditnigger chimpanzee scooping handfuls of shirt out of your asscrack and shrieking about language evolving while you fling turds at it. we can see which option you selected.

>>56885906
If you can run PCSX2 or you have a PS2 you should check out Armored Core 3. IMO the best of the series.

>>56885906
Looks super hectic, and I hear it pretty difficult but looks fun. Then again the difficulty was noted by "journalists" so unsure

>>56885745
That's an apt description. I do genuinely wonder sometimes if she'd be happier with a regular job in her field.

>>56885975
Still correct, cope monkey.

>>56886031
Ogey
>>56886035
Parts of the combat made it look like a 3D spatial bullet game to me

>>56886134
"self-depreciating" is simply flat fucking wrong.

>>56884478
Good summary all around.

>>56886181
Coolmi my beloved

>>56886035
Complaining about game journalists is still a thing? What have people done over the last 5-10 years?

>>56885745
>>56885931
Not at all the impression I get.

>>56886102
I don't think she would.
Well, maybe, slightly.
I think a mix of both is what would make her happy, at least for a while until she starts a family and uses that as her distraction.
I think she would miss talking random crap to chat and playing games if she just fucked off and got job at John Engineering.

>>56886035
Armored Core: Last Raven is one of the hardest games ever made after 2000.

I would Sugar Daddy for Lumi but not for femanon.

>>56886364
Lumi is too expensive for your blood

>>56886226
you sound called out
are you a game journalist?

https://litter.catbox.moe/rwcidp.jpg

>>56886293
>>56885931
>>56886102
Oh I'm not meaning Lumi herself.
I mean the fact she is Stacy-like without being full-Stacy.
Sort of like an improperly fit role or something.
"This super hot girl is not banging a lot of dudes" in a sense. A sort of anti-Stacy, the unStacy.
Imagine some stereotypical rocker looking guy who was in to K-poop and hated rock, for example.

>>56886102
Doubt it, she would probably get sick of it after a couple of years and go menhera. Only to then decide to go back to school.

>>56886300
Maybe but I think her main purpose behind streaming is to have an outlet for all her non-standard hobbies and takes. The moment she finds a group of friends she can do that with I don't think she'd really stream anymore. Especially if she finally got a job to fill that dreaded gap in her resume she fears so much.

>>56886199
Lol

>>56886442
You misunderstood my post, what I'm asking is how are they still here when I've never heard something positive about them
>are you a game journalist?
No, not a game journalist, and not a journalist either

>>56886531
Guy needs to cut his nails.

>>56886581
rightness comes from popularity alone, not from whatever that wall of prescriptivist cope is babbling about.

>>56886665
Jesus I never noticed that. fucking Towaflips nails still haunt me

What are you retards even getting all verbose about, she's just kind of bitchy but also fun. Why do you need it to be anything more than that?

Lesbian sex?

>>56886548
Eh, probably with time.
But making new friends as an adult is awful, and usually only happens via work or deliberately going to groups about [hobby], like tech conventions, anime conventions, electronics work shops, etc.

>>56886721
shut the fuck up, watching people trying to armchair psychoanalyse vtubers is a great pastime

Yo yo yo quinoa bros rise up
Red is best.

>>56886721
Some people can type more than 10 words per minute. A few can even think that fast

>>56886752
Not entirely since Ill be there too

[Lumi news] Quinoa IS EVERYWHERE

*Just like Pippa*

>>56886858
NTA, but they're so retarded...

>>56886858
I don't mean to brag, but I DID take a Psych101 course in college about a decade ago.
So I think I'm qualified to call a lemon a whore, thanks.

>>56886789
Yea I don't think she's going to be graduating anytime soon for the reasons you stated. Still can't help thinking if being a vtuber is actually what she wants after hearing some of her midlife crisis rants.

>>56886872
I don't eat it often but quinoa is good. Probably better than rice

Architectbros... don't give up hope.

>>56886431
It's okay femanon, I'm sure you too will find a man to buy you a brand new car every year too.

Yes, Lumi, eat. Eat it all.

>>56886987
It's fine, Ember is all I need now

>>56886987
No, they should give up hope.
She is not a fatty, she will never be a fatty.

Lumi's chat seems to move really slow relative to how many people are always in it.
I don't mind at all, I actually really like that.

>>56886949
hey me too
we didn't have a book or an exam instead we watched Slingblade and Clockwork Orangethat was the semester

I'll offer to save Lumi.
I'll give her her engineering dreams, we'll start a robotics company and crush Elons skull when the robots rise up.
"Gloomi" they will call her.

>>56886949
If anything take a course would make you less qualified considering how much of that field is dogshit, lies and p hacking

>>56886678
NTA but I disagre, there can be grammatically correct but largely unused terms
besides, you're making it out to be an alternative form of "deprecate" when it's actually an Independent noun with different etymology, just similar meaning

>>56886678
The common folk constantly makes grammar errors and they are the majority, those remains errors and you remain a retard who can't admit that was the correct use of depreciating.

>>56886752
On the weekend hopefully. Please god let it happen amen.

>>56886987
Ember is a safe haven for architects

[Shiina News]
Her balls are very big

>>56887263
>>56887283
sorry, but prescriptivism is out of fashion. there is no underlying "system" to dispense rightness from on high. it's imitate or die.

>>56887283
You might want to look up AAVE or creoles

>eating lunch on stream
Is this GFE?

Armored Core 6 customization is making me cum. Gunplabros are fucking thriving.

I trusted

>>56887329
right now there's two people saying it's right and one (you) saying it's wrong
this means it's a correct word

>>56887483

>>56887435
>while talking about medication
30 year old gfe

>>56887483
Another anon felled.

>>56886949
I hated all that filler shit in college, massive waste of money. Mine forced me to participate in a few studies, one of which was a shock game where whoever answered a question the fastest got to shock the other on a 1-10 scale.

>>56887435
I was just eating pretty much the same thing myself

>>56887224
Small hat science, for sure

>>56887610
Yep, just a joke to scoop more money out of people.
Trade or 2 year schools where you focus on an actual profession make a lot more sense from a practical standpoint.

>>56887483
I re-upped today too. Together, brother

>>56887538
>30 y/o
<3

Do humans ever appear on screen in AC?

>>56887845
No

>>56887538
>>56887812
It's funny to me that a big percentage of vtubers and fans seem to be in their late 20s/early 30s
I can feel the difference too when I'm watching younger zoomer vtubers. I have a harder time engaging with their conversations.

>>56886534
>"This super hot girl is not banging a lot of dudes" in a sense. A sort of anti-Stacy, the unStacy.
may I borrow some of your mountain of copium?

>>56886721
A woman who doesn't lend herself to many interpretations is a failed woman that lacks depth and mystery. To merely call her "fun" probably means you're just young in this case, and haven't realized that the puddle you perceive is in fact a vast ocean. For a multitude of reasons vtubing amplifies this mysterious quality in women (or utterly destroys them by showcasing their shallowness) and acts as an excellent stimulant to male intellectual and emotional curiosity. To debate Lumi, or any other girl, is a distinctly male activity where we boldly prod their depths with the cold unyielding instrument of male intellectualism and reasoning. We seek to explain and define the girls, thus in a way imposing our will and understanding on them, but as a perpetually elusive being the woman defies understanding or reasoning, being herself illogical. Thus the game never ends. There is no winning or losing, there is just "fun," and though lewd to the extreme from time to time it all somehow ends up being perfectly innocent and childlike.

To waste so much capacity on these girls is the ultimate and sweetest kiss one can give. For me, talking about them to you people is in its core a romantic endeavor with no strings or obligations attached, or even a goal. It just feel good and makes me feel quite happy and human. It truly is a kind of dance or game. It's the ultimate form of play. This... is a kind of schoolyard where we all play makebelieve, and that is precisely why it is valuable. It may even be one of the last remaining places in modern culture where boys and girls interact without the usual modern shenanigans of mutual sadism.

That, or I had too much coffee. Take your pick.

>>56887845
Once in Project Phantasma for PSX

>>56888312
have sex

>>56888312
Ew

>lumi's wearing a burka now

>>56888361
We don't do that here, Anon...

Who's the oldest Phase gal?

>>56884129
Looks boring

>>56888427
Airi

>>56888427
Airi is a bit older than Shiina and Erina is into older women.

>>56888361
Bend over.

the pankophiles are out of control

>>56887483
Honestly if it weren't for xalabussy I'd sub too

>>56888723
>so obsessed with a fag that he can’t focus on women
Anon…

>>56887256
HARDER

why is ac's currency in euros
disgusting

https://files.catbox.moe/gm2vwz.jpg

>>56888427
Lumi is at least 40

>>56888893
CEASE

>>56888893

>>56889044
there used to be some comic of an older woman with a really tight tank top talking about getting fucked by her nephew who was sitting on the couch or something
I don't remember all the specifics but it had Erina's face on the older woman

>>56888275
I dunno man, I've known girls like that myself.
Hot chicks who were functionally retarded, one social retard and the other an anxiety-riddled mess of an artist nerd.
The only functional one was a photography nerd and she was also too shy, but she later shacked up with another guy.
Why did I not bang them?
The former 2 were annoying and the latter happened after we lost contact.
It absolutely can happen.

>>56889028
Why are you like this?

JELLY IS CUTE :D

>go to rename a file
>name it [filename].pcg
>meant to name it .png
Fuck you guys and your brain parasite.

I wanted to jig this
https://puzzle.aggie.io/ave9dI

>>56889028
The Israeli cyber team is here in force today, it seems

rubicon is cute so far.

>>56889227
:Ð

>>56889196
How do you think these functionally retarded girls were able to live comfortably?
>Why did I not bang them?
You were not worth the time or whatever you were offering to them, you were doing it for free.

>>56889028

>>56889444
lol live comfortably?
The social retard is still a retarded mess of a girl, the latter claimed some guy raped her after telling him to pretend rape her because she's a fucking freak. (understandably, nobody listened to her)
Visit /r9k/ less bud.

panko time in 66 hours

>>56889033
I would take her at almost Amy age.
But I trust that she is not that age, after the way she pathologised older women, "40 year old women", yesterday. She doesn't want to get old. This usually happens to young people approaching the big 3 0. Late 20s.

>>56889210
He loves Hololives/Niji this much

Erina is 16

>>56889153
someone has to know what I'm talking about...

>>56889706
I know what you’re talking about, but I don’t have the image.

>>56889033
Lumi is 30

>>56889832
Lumi is 18

>>56889706
phase friend baalbuddy is the og

https://twitter.com/baalbuddy/media

Lumi is my wife

>>56889706
this one?

Lumi is cheating on her husband (with me)

>>56889893
Lumi is a NERD

Lumi is just Lumi.

Lumi is 12 with a voicechanger

>>56887483
Doesn't Twitch do discounts in September? That's in like 5 days man

>>56889330
we love you too an~non

>>56890036
yeah that one! I could have sworn it had Erina's face but maybe I'm misremembering

yellow vei sex

>>56890120
Lumi has big dumb granny glasses!

>>56890237
Oh I didn't know.
I had never watched a Twitch stream until a couple months ago when I finally made an account

Only $5 anyway.

>>56890269
Because saw you edits posted here to look like her

>>56890188
Why is this 12 year old such a whore

>>56890380

Shiina bringing up Sana makes me bummed that a bunch of the girls I watch keep graduating or literally dying in one case

>>56883776
so, how are you liking it till now?

>>56890335
Lumi has big dumb granny panties!
They stick out of her pants when she sits down!

>>56889918
Twitter was fun then

>>56888818
i never understood how retards can just use that an excuse. mods can be real big fags, but your there for the chuuba aren't you? i still don't get how a doxnigger like xalabussy is still around besides doing stuff for free, just seems like a liability.

>>56890452
that's my fetish...

>>56890572
What are you going to do with them, anyon?

>>56890444
>spoiler
sorry to hear that anon, my condolences

>>56890844
cancer is a bitch. She shut off all her donations and everything before the announcement because it was too far gone to treat and didn't want to dono bait

>>56890532
I get that nobody fucking likes the guy but realistically what does xalabussy do that prevents people from enjoying streams?

[Lumi news] She is a corporate dog

I commend Lumi for trying to get in the "plot". Honestly, the game so far has been dry as fuck.

>>56891050
He's conspiring to overthrow management and force everyone to make G rated content or something

>>56891075
Dog??

>>56891050
NTA but he does kill chat enjoyment every time he shows up and is constantly whining.

>>56891205
He sends like 2 messages a stream. Usually consisting of one or two words, telling Lumi to fix alerts or some other shit. Of course I’d rather not see mods talk at all but there are other chats that have significantly more talkative mods.

I showed restraint and didn’t send Uruka diaper marshmallows.

>>56891365
>”Lumi put your pants back on”
>”Lumi get off the dog”

>>56891365
If only.

>>56883720
LMAO, are you for real?

>>56890350
I mean I'm pretty sure you would only save a dollar per month so it's not exactly a big difference unless you're gifting or subbing long-term. The streamer still gets the same amount so September is a good whale month I suppose.

>>56891429
Someone's gotta say it.

>>56890677
I know what *I* would do with them…

>>56891050
I don't like jannies by principle but I can say I've posted things in both her twitch and youtube chats that would have gotten me banned from almost any other chat and I haven't even gotten timed out. He's unironically much worse in other chats like Miia's where he is more of an attention whore (and he already kind of is in her chat). Smug seems pretty okay for a janny, but my perspective is solely as a chatter because I have never touched discord. I still fully support hurting xalabussy's feelings as much as possible.

>>56891050
He banned this guy on the spot for this joke and even Lumi called him out for it. Dudes the equivalent of the fun police and anything that isn't specifically Xalabussy approved gets nuked. It doesn't help there's so many people in chat that worship him.

>>56891621
No. His presence alone makes every Lumi stream unwatchable. I get physically sick knowing that the next chat message I see pop up in chat could be from such a raging faggot.

>>56891726
tbqh that IS very cringe, but not ban worthy, iirc grimmi's mods do the same thing

I've just become numb to graduations. It's happened to a lot of indies I used to watch and even a few corpos. I either watch them graduate, or worse, see them slowly decline into something unrecognizable.
As much as I want to interfere and try to change their content or tell them to stop doing X and start doing Y, I know that'd just make me a creepy groomer.
One indie I followed even got a new model built from the ground up and still couldn't break 100 CCV.
I only bring that up because she's lamented on twitter and stream how she can't apply for partner due to this reason. Even worse, people would often ask her why she has way more followers than subs.

>>56891205
He even does it in threads

Where can I find high quality Lumi porn fast?

>>56891726
Lumi’s chat is significantly less policed than most in Phase. The one time he power tripped in recent memory, the pic you posted, he got called out for it immediately like you said. Now if Lumi decides to go the Lia route and put out statements telling chat to tone it down, maybe then you’ll have an argument.

>>56891050
HE RAPED ME!
HE RAPED ME!
HE RAPED ME!

I WAS HIS SWEET GUMI BOY!

>>56891922
Ioriposter...where are you...

>>56891943
It varies in quality but you could look at the mega directory of coomis

>As much as I want to interfere and try to change their content or tell them to stop doing X and start doing Y, I know that'd just make me a creepy groomer.
That's not grooming that's giving feedback. Everyone should do that if they care.

>>56891953
It literally doesn't matter what Lumi says or thinks in her own stream when Xalamon just enforces what he wants.

>>56891913
>people would often ask her why she has way more followers than subs.
that's just rude

>>56891848
her smiles always look so smug and I can never figure out if that's intentional or just how the model works but I love it

>>56892015
I’ll try to find it thank you

I just got a blowjob from a guy. It wasnt even like a cute femboy or anything, it was a big fat balding latinx bastard. It felt really nice. Also just checking if 4chan really is shut down in Europe rn

>>56891922

>>56891953
The issue is that even when he's called out he keeps doing it. Gumi's are only allowed to parrot the same 10 jokes because anything else will get you banned. Compare that to Lia's chat pre community posts and you'll see the difference. He even tried to get Xalamon's Big Beefy Boyfriend banned from Lia's chat.

>>56892170
Go be a faggot somewhere else

>>56892170

>>56892063
You’re so right. Lumi has no agency on her own stream. She just bends the knee to Xalamon at every corner. You also subscribe to the belief that Xalamon is the one making all of Sakana’s decisions right?

>>56892260
>Lumi has no agency on her own stream.
She doesn't.
>She just bends the knee to Xalamon at every corner.
No but she lets him do whatever he wants despite it being in direct contrast to what she keeps insisting that she wants.
>You also subscribe to the belief that Xalamon is the one making all of Sakana’s decisions right?
I'm not going to let you paint me as Henri, schizochama.

I miss Wemi...

>>56892170
I know how you worded it but just to be clear, you are not the one that did the blowing right?

>>56891050
pros: he is somehow always online and modding, he is a useful mod to phase

cons: he has a stick up his butt, feels very important, mega concernfag, made it his goal to tone police streamers

>>56892170
Bruh

>>56892170

>gumis sucking off jannies again
they really can't help themselves

>>56892571
>he is a useful mod to phase
Aka
>he does it for free

is pippa streaming tonight or not?

>>56892384
>I'm not going to let you paint me as Henri, schizochama.
You kinda did that to yourself anon. Claiming a streamer has no agency on their own stream is quite a schizo take.
But since you’re so certain that Lumi is incapable of making decisions on her own, I’d love to see the stream itineraries Xalamon makes for Lumi to follow everytime she goes live, since she has no agency of course, according to you.

>>56892170
Thanks for sharing I guess

>queen of /vst/ deployed
cringe

>>56892822
>Claiming a streamer has no agency on their own stream is quite a schizo take.
nta, but that's not that much of a schizo take, you would be surprised how weak minded some of these girls can be, not claiming that Lumi falls into that (because I don't watch her that much) but it's certanly not a schizo thing to think hell Tomoe just had a breakdown because of this

>>56893085
QRD?

>>56892802
No, we're in agreement it's a good thing and she needs rest.

>>56893085
>Tomoe just had a breakdown
When is she NOT having a breakdown?

Very productive day kinda.

>>56893085
That whole relationship/situation was more than just the guy being a mod on her stream. It seemed like whoever it was had a pretty direct impact on her life outside of stream as well.

>>56893085
Anon, give me the QRD I personally need this.
There's no way my instincts could be this sharp.

>>56892170
Wait there's Lat*nx in Europe?

>>56892035
Anti slippery slope.

>>56892170
straightest Liker

>>56892822
You're being disingenuous on purpose. She has no agency in her own stream because he enforces what he wants, even when it's completely contradictory to what Lumi wants.

>>56893145
>>56893243
long time friend became very toxic and controlling after she became a vtuber, to the point of cyber-stalking her and screaming at her do do things his way, very sad, I'm happy that she's free from that now
>>56893240
it's just the most recent one, this can happen with a guy just being a mod too

>>56893181
it frightens me how fast AIs are improving in their capacity to make my pp hard

>>56893334(me)
>do things his way
no, cuck enjoyers, I don't mean that. I mean stream and interact with her community in a way that he approves

>>56888312
Prediction: You'll be an anti in no more than 4 months. All antis have these high flying narratives going on on some level.

>>56893335
The voices are too

>>56892802
She's Jonging.

>>56893448
>stream and interact with her community in a way that he approves
This is whats most annoying to be honest.

>>56893264
What? Most vtubers and content creators in general ask for feedback in comments anyway. If your fans won't tell you what they like and hate only the antis will.

New Thread:

>>56893621
>>56893621
>>56893621

>>56893590
And if jannies aren't reigned in all criticism is "antis"

>>56893588
Even if he wasn't annoying the fact that Xalabussy literally IP grabbed Miia is reason enough to want him far away from any vtuber

>>56893277
Certainly you have a plethora of examples of this behavior aside from the rizz joke guy he banned? Cause I genuinely don’t see how this is an argument at all. Saying Lumi has no agency at all on her OWN stream is a schizo take, full stop.

>>56893198
this time was worse, she's a sweet girl so it makes me sad that things had to come to this
I feel like she's an exemple of a streamer being as parasocial for chat as chat is for her

>>56893677
>vandal op

>>56893733
Do you expect me to have catalogued every time he's banned someone for no reason or whined in chat because people are talking about something he doesn't want them to be?
Are you kidding me?

>>56893243
>There's no way my instincts could be this sharp.
what did you foresaw may I ask

>>56893793
where?

>>56893964
>what did you foresaw

>>56893739
>exemple

>>56894134
what
>>56894142
watching stream while typing, please understand

>>56893964
>>56893334
I was one of her first subscribers. I enjoyed all her videos as she released them but stopped watching her entirely after her very first stream due to her dynamic with this manager/janny guy in chat. He didn't even say anything bad per se but I could just TELL because I'm a fucking god.
I don't know how I do it.

>>56893995
>▼Hakushika Iori 騙されやすい (JP + EN)

>>56891913
worrying about being misunderstood as a chatter is pointless. you are a rorschach test for anyone picking your message out of the sea of text. the same chatter can be taken as creepy groomer, lovable autist, based schizo, or normal advice giver. it's not like your real name is tied to accounts you watch on anyway... right?

>>56894312
who was it?

>>56893572
any good examples? purely for research purposes of course.

>>56894312
>I don't know how I do it.
The social cues for that kind of thing are pretty easy to pick up on most of the time. For people that aren't entirely socially inept anyway.

>>56894341
>he actually put gullible in the OP
based

>>56893906
>do you expect me to provide evidence that supports my schizo claim?
Yeah, I do.
I’ve watched Lumi a long time and don’t really recall any instances where Xalamon banned a bunch of people against Lumi’s wishes. Remember, you’re the one claiming Lumi has no agency on her own stream. If that’s the case you should be able to provide proof aside from parroting the wildly exaggerated take that Xalamon is some puppet master who runs Lumi’s stream.

>>56894341
YOU TWICKED ME
YOU TWICKED ME

>>56894542
>don’t really recall any instances
You literally just acknowledged one in your previous post.
Holy fuck you're all over the place.

>>56894301
Assuming you are actually ESL, foresee is the correct word choice. I don't blame you because using the present tense in what would normally be a past tense question is strange.

>>56893793
>>56894341
Post Real OP for reference please.

>>56894408
How the fuck do you expect me to remember some random groomer's name I saw one time a year ago?

>>56894611
Heh. Nothing personnel.

>>56894341
kek

>>56894687
damn you anglophones and your wierd rules
thanks

>>56894726
Anon, it says "gullible" in nipspeak

>>56894951
>wierd

>>56894733
idk skimming through the stream and remembering?
don't worry I'll do that myself, it was the debut nay?

>>56894638
The only instance you have is one in which Lumi explicitly called him out and ridiculed him for what he did? Yeah sorry, how exactly does that support what you said here?
>No but she lets him do whatever he wants despite it being in direct contrast to what she keeps insisting that she wants.

>>56895039
that one was just my fingers pressing the buttons at the wrong speed