/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru Lust!

Hello, hope you have a lovely day, a positive one where you can find yourself smiling many times. I'm Ami's punching bag

>[Lisa news]
She is in her banky all cuddled up like a lamb burrito

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>56864417
even in lewd pieces like this meru looks very warm

I miss my boyfriend.

>>56865373
Spoonfed me anon

>mio on vacantation
>expectation
Good, she is going to have fun
>reality
Mio....

Girlfriend....
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1694774908155556089

>>56867329
>mio pays you the whole trip
>you do bitchy shit
Don't worry i would have called them faggots too

That's it, I'm flying to wherever Mio is and I'm saving her from these girls

>>56866299
>>56867329
> almost has a breakdown in the restaurant due to her pad see ew leftover
Mio.....
Also, this is why I do some activities by myself instead of with friends all the time. Poor Mio....

Mio...

>>56867329
>turns out they didnt follow the plan because they stayed up until 7am talking about how i dont make them feel safe for some of the things i said
The fuck?

>>56866299
>>56867329
Stuff like this is why I stopped organising trips with my own friend group, way too much stress

Any other beerpal feeling the desperate need to punch said friends in the face with a hammer?

>>56867916
I'm saving my virgin fists for Papalesta's face.

If some of these people dox her or become schizo antis i am flying to korea, then they will definetly not feel safe

>>56867785
I feel like as I got older I just don't have it in me to hang out with my friends for too much time or I get absolutely exhausted. It's kinda sad going from an entire week of fucking around with them to just a single lunch or dinner but it is what it is

She was so excited about it, and beerpals were all saying how good she would be as a girlfriend planning everything so she was feeling even better about it, but her friends apparently don't like doing plans
Mio please marry me, you can plan every single detail of our trips

>>56867992
You just know he already sold some stuff of Mio without permission again while she is away btw

>>56867772
Was just about to post this because I genuinely cannot fathom what she could have said to prompt this
If she was a guy and/or older It'd be slightly frustrating but predictable, but presumably we're talking about grown ass women around the same age?

>she deleted it
of course
this fucking menhera

>"Phase Farm 2024" 2024? Maybe sooner, we'll see.
Would you care to peruse my rrats, /tsunx/?

I never really plan my trips, I just go where my fancy takes me so I'd never vacation with a serial planner. Group travel is hard man

>>56868145
Normies momemt.
Seems they probably don't really know Mio but still felt the need to try leech her an oversea trip for FREE

makes me wanna cry
Mio needs hugs and love more than ever

Wish I could give her more than kind words and money.

>>56868562
Phase Gen 2 debuted 7 months after auditions closed.
Gen 3 auditions closed in February. Which makes 7 months... next month.

>>56869129
I'm retarded. Gen 2 was 9 months.
Still makes it this year.

>the full shima smell experience btw cos i mentioned it on stream
What do we think, fellow manly males with masculine penises and not feminine vagánias?

>>56867329
>deleted already
anyone got a screenshot?

>>56869334
I’m envious of the male (male male or female male) fragrance appreciator experience. My sense of smell has always been weak, so that level of sophistication is something I can only admire from afar.

>>56869334
>Pokemon branded hair oil
Kek Shima. He doesn't use cleanser and moisturizer, huh? That's kind of a surprise considering how much product is going into the hair.

>mio go have fun with other vtuber
>HAPPY
>mio go have fun with normies
>gets exploited

>>56869957
I want Mio to do a hi fi version of that classic FUCKING NORMIES REEEE soundclip now. Just concentrate all her audio austism into that and turn it into an actual song.

>>56869334
Already ordered that geranium fragrance so I can smell like a manly king and I will definitely not use it for nefarious purposes.

Ami is live and playing DOS ports!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1leynKEZSo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD8GRg36kxQ
ber

The hungerer comes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD8GRg36kxQ

Ember nail clipping ASMR...

>Yuuna indirectly saved Ember's stream today by buying her extra cables at some point in the past
Truly the hero of /tsunX/

I hope Meru is okay… I know she is really anxious about seeing her Bio dad this weekend and I pray the anxiety doesn’t overwhelm her

>I'm too traumatised by my birthday to want to celebrate it
Ember...

>>56871269
Yuuna is incapable of lying or doing wrong because everything she does is by definition truthful and good.

I love my cool spidermom

show me your prettiest breads

>>56871764

goddammit i just want to HELP MIO
why did the good Lord not give me the chance

Ami was not kidding about this port being wack

>>56871764

odd seeing more grey names in ami's chat. is this because of Dos-tism or are we already getting some of the sage people?

>>56869214
>>56869129
This was not intended however.
Undisclosed issues delayed debuts massively.

>Do I want yaoi or do I want a Bad Dragon buttplug?

>give me BL
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

Ember is more Dizzy than usual today

>"I'm not going to get hit"
>Gets hit before finishing the sentence
Classic

>>56872311
This music is killing us all and we're not realizing it

>You know how excited I get when I look at my analytics and I see the number of women went up?
Hopeless lesbian...

>there's a higher proportion of women watching Ember than Kallin

>Dizzy sent me a selfie...
>God look at how fucking gay she looks

>>56871764
The banana bread that now exclusively exists in my head because some fucker threw out the bananas i was gonna use

It's over for the men I guess its time to pack it up.

This is Risotto Romane, say something nice about her

>>56871764

>Kindlings are either tiny red flames or little red flames with cat ears and tail
I finally know what I look like, thank you Ember

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1694791527405604925
As if today could get any worse.

Just tuned in, what's Ami doing with the barrels of toxic waste?

>>56872821
she noticed that the barrels in this megaman game are identical to the barrels in duke nukem.

>>56872504
>>56872481
>Phase fanbase being inordinately female wasn't just a meme

>>56872821
expired amitoxin that now qualifies as toxic waste

>>56872799
I will endure... for sheepy...

>take me to Flavortown
Ember...

I thought Ember was the normal one..

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS ORLA

>>56873006
I kept wanting to make a joke about how i was confused about why people thought bucko x lovebug was BL since most lovebugs were obviously women but it being real is way funnier

>>56872799
She's done for

[Ember news]
She has not worked out in a good while

>>56873364
Remember when Ami and Orlag always overlapped? Haha yeah...

Would a bad dragon even be enough for her?

>>56873006
This actually explains a lot, not a good thing though.

I tried, Ember, but I'm just so tired of Holocure...

>Hanabi and Purin announce hiatuses on the same day
>Next day two holohomos announce graduation
>Same day the mouse unsubtly hints that the homos might become Vshonen
What are the odds of purin and hanabi going the V route in a mixed gen?

>>56873780
That's my rope.

Kind of surreal to remember that Ember and Bae collabed in the past, things have changed so much

>I saw Spyro's cock and now I'm a changed woman

>Ember describing hypothetical MonHun monster cocks

>>56873780
Now THIS is a rrat

Unironically what were they thinking when they made this game?

>>56873774
You're missing her being more unhinged than usual today

>>56874444
This game was made by two brothers who somehow duped Capcom that they could port Mega Man to DOS, and then when they turned in this they had no choice but to release what crap they got.

>Dizzy had the Phase Moms VN idea
>Amanemom should be a yankee asshole

>>56874444
https://www.pcgamer.com/the-story-of-the-bizarre-mega-man-dos-games/
It was developed by one guy, it's an interesting story

>>56874530
damn, I'll leave the vod playing in the background, then. Thanks for the heads up

>>56873939
I think of this but with rosemi

[Ami news]
She is a house hippo

>Sakana bringing girls to the warehouse to pack merch
Is he actually PPP?

I WANT TO BE GROUND POUNDED BY EMBER UNTIL I AM VERY DEAD

>Ah, gamer chair
>*sniff sniff*
>Oh to auction off my sweaty gamer chair
Does Ember know?

Mega Man DOS is LITERALLY killing Ami

>>56875305
I believe all of them know.
They probably make fun of him to this day in some secret Vtuber-only discord or something.

Jesus Christ I can feel this Vampire Killer arrangement vibrating my organs

[Ember news]
She wants to inhale a man

Ember liking Okayu feels fitting

>>56875959
I want to be taken onto a yacht with ember...

>>56875656
Truly one of the soundtracks of all time

NOW WE'RE SCHMOOVIN

>Enjoy the stinky, stinky stench that surrounds me
Ember's pheromone funk...

>>56875713
Ember likes pheromones which is based, I want to make her hike 4 days in the woods to a secluded campsite and then not let her bathe in the lake

Impregnating Ember. Brainstorming baby names with Ember. Taking care of Ember when the morning sickness hits. Cooking whole feasts daily to satisfy Ember's increased appetite. Feeding Ember all of the weird things she starts craving. Breaking the good news to your families and friends with Ember. Decorating the baby's room with Ember. Buying baby clothes with Ember. Laying your hand on Ember's belly and feeling the baby kicking. Taking Ember to her ultrasound scans. Being there for Ember when the hormones make her moody and depressed. Rushing Ember to the hospital at 4am as she goes into labor. Holding Ember's hand and assuring her everything will be okay as she screams at you in pain. Witnessing Ember give birth to your firstborn child. Tearing up when you see yours and Ember's baby for the first time. Holding the baby with Ember. Bringing the baby home with Ember. Raising a happy and healthy child with Ember. Reassuring Ember that pregnancy only made her body even more beautiful. Impregnating Ember half a dozen more times. Raising a wonderful family with Ember. Happy life with Ember.

>>56876321
You stepped on my heart for the last time!

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

Ami is urinating right now

>>56876515
Yeah, me

>>56876617
yea on me

>>56876617
Yeah, in me (I'm her toilet)

>If I had a FUPA, I would...
>Never mind, I would not let you hold it
No... all I wanted... was to hold Ember's FUPA...

>If I had a FUPA, I would... nvm, I wouldn't let you hold it
whew >>56874530 wasn't kidding

It has been zero days since Ember mentioned making babies.

I'm glad Ami got over her fear of exploding CRTs

>First of all, when did they gays claim rainbows?
Holy kek

>>56876885
Seeing someone in chat call a CRT "rare/cool technology" made me feel old instantly

>>56876904
Feels like even a lot of gays don't know that their rainbow flag is only six colors

that snort....

God damn that was a juicy snort

We're never topping that Ami snort

timestamping that mother of all snorts

These honks will drive me insane

That was a full-on oink, hot

>>56877348
Somebody should really inform Ember that her mic is picking up her rapidfire braps

>Oh Ember you filthy fat American, eat this burger and heal up
>Ember my large thick fat American woman
>What do you use your fire for, to roast more burger patties?
This woman will be the death of me

I missed the first hour of Ember's stream. Is she hopped up on caffeine again?

>>56877566
Yes but also maybe painkillers since she tore part of her fingernail off

>Ember you filthy fat American eat this burger and heal up
>Ember my large, thick, fat American woman, what do you use your fire for, to roast more burger patties?
>you can shove food down my orifices
What in the world is going on with her today?

ARCHITECTBROS
WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN EXPRESS PERMISSION
WE WON

>>56877614
Ouch. Hope it's not too serious.

>>56877348
brilliant sound design

>Architects acknowledged and approved by Ember

>You can feed me, as long as it’s delicious foo

>bandaids

>>56876789
>>56876776
FUPAmind

>>56877624
>What in the world is going on with her today?
I don't know but I like it a lot

>>56875305
I think Ember hides just how much she knows more than any tsunx

Ember's GFE... I feeling like cheating on Mio for it.

>>56878010
That's okay anon, I probably didn't deserve it anyway. I hope you have fun with your new girlfriend

>>56878089
I didn't even make that post and I still felt bad reading this

>>56877730
THE TREATSTREAM
REOPEN THE TREATSTREAM

How many different versions of Sonic has Ami played on stream at this point?

>>56878305
Stopped counting a long time ago

Ember feeding you while you feed Ember...

Still can't believe they gave Okayu a fucking vore super in this game based

>I must continue eating. I have to keep eating.

[Ami news]
She always wanted to be gap moe

>>56877902
She really likes them

>When the peepee gets hard, sometimes the peepee gets leaky
>You know why I know this? Because my male cat...
Ember WHY

THIS UGLY MOTHERFUCKER is leaking PISS all over Ember's apartment and BASICALLY you're FUCKING STUPID

>white girls with dogs
>you just know...
>asian girls with cats
>.... they have barbed dicks

>I want coleslaw, I want pasta salad, I want a burger, I want a hotdog, I want hams and hots(?), I want corn, I want corn corn butterhot corn(?), I want dessert, I want smores
>And get all fat and sassy
It is truly real architect hours

I want to feed Ami literally every possible BBQ food

ami is a fooder spooder

E-ber... you are cute

>>56879438

She's so cute when she gets so excited about food. Especially while she's gaming.

>>56877998
I sometimes wonder if she gets off to the architectposting here and that's why she keeps baiting it so hard

>>56879712
the fact that this art of ami makes me harder than any porn of her is a problem

>You guys, this is the Ami and buckos stage
>Oh, it's over.
Nice while it lasted. See you all on the other side of the rope.

Ami is urinating right now

>Please be very good Buckos and give each other BROTHERLY love, okay?
I'm sorry Ami... I can't help it... my ribcage pet compels me to gay

Buckos being gay in chat (again)...

>>56879858
this gets me off more than any other fat art and that's not a problem. I love my spider-mother-wife.
captcha:4RRRW

>>56879819
You now know what she's using the AI chats for

Anon that promised the Ember and Yuuna fanfic, you better step up

>It's over. It's over. It's over.

>Eat some food. Life is good.

This is a good Ami stream for snortchads

>Did you miss a good snort? No. No, nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
>And it definitely won't show up in the timestamps.
>RIGHT?

Ember pleasures Kindlings for YouTube likes

DOCTOR WAWY

>Bye Kindlings, be good!
>Actually, misbehave.
Yes mother

Is Ember allowed to say this?

>>56881172
Good,
GFE should be shameless

I am so glad Fishman does not watch Ember's streams because I can only imagine the bonking she would've gotten just now

Ember gave me a chu, see you later virgins.

>>56881592
Don't worry, other Phase members have said worse shit in front of him. Lumi told him to go kill himself.

Could the average Bucko beat a monkey in a fight?

>>56881592
Jokes aside Fishman generally doesn't give a fuck unless you say some shit thats likely to actually get you cancelled and even then half the time you can get away with it

Ember my second girlfriend...

Squeezable and milkable

The VERY important timestamp
https://youtu.be/WD8GRg36kxQ?t=6539

>>56822582
Well there was one...

Ami has no regrets

>Fishman!?
>Whatever, I'm outta here.
kek

I like how Ami calls lives one-mans.

>>56882688
It was a different time...

SHEEPLE IT'S 3:15PM, TIME TO FUCKING SUFFER
https://youtu.be/fyf9Pa_XX0k

>>56882996
Is it a play on one-ups?

>>56883339
yeah

>>56883291
>lol
Wait what

Is Hanabi squilkable?

>It's so chilly!

>>56883487
Was before her untimely death

Mio Love!

I FUCKING LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

[Good news]
Ami will get a burger tomorrow

Mio is going to come home from her trip annoyed and horny. It will be a good stream.

>>56883643
saving my loads for it

>>56883403
Lisa has lost control of her life

[Good news]
Lisa ate egg on toast

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT IT.

>Lisa’s first console was a ps3
I forgot I’m turning to dust

>Oh no... NO!

Why does Ami keep putting domestic situations in my head im not gonna make it

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Am-
FUCK

i miss Ami...

this silly spidor

I miss Ami...

Maria...

i want to see them collab again...

My cute albeit kind of normie but also not really little sister

>>56884064
>this bucko ever thought he was gonna make it
point and laugh

>>56884472
She's the silly girl who lives next door that you've been friends with since you were little, of course!

For me, it was Ami's adorable delivery of "I'm a piggy..." after the Great Snort of '23 that killed me. I love this girl so much.

>xxwickedsheepxx
THE X MAKES IT COOLER

>>56884472
Be sure to give your little sister a kiss and hug for good luck in her league games anon

>>56884472
Your little sister was normal until you introduced her to RateYourMusic and /mu/... look at what you done to her!!!!

Never forget that Seigi fucking became homosexual after being exposed to too much BL

>>56884479
I mean of course not but theres "im going to die early, crippled and alone of one of my many afflictions as a useless person" ngmi and "i feel like im going to rope immiently" ngmi and boy its been a fun few weeks for that particular pendulum

https://youtu.be/c1leynKEZSo?t=6244

Man, the wildest I remember ember being was during yuunas anniversary stream at like 2am or some shit, but this is magnitudes of wtf at rapid fire pace

>>56884544
hold on didnt this girl kill herself
do not make this association

>>56884743
Does that mean BL can cure lesbianism?

>>56885212
Architects may dominate the general today but the one truth of the universe is that time is always on the hagbro's side.

>>56885297
No

>6 minutes into the game
>already seething and being toxic
Fucking League, kek

>>56885297
Unironically yes

Oh nice she's not playing ARAM

LISA FUCKING GAMING

>>56885050
fucking glorious

>>56885347
>>56885378
The duality....

>>56885457
both posters were me btw

>>56885050
>>56885087
Absolute oinker

>I have the urge to kill. I have the urge to attack.

>>56885050
Move over Piggy Porkuro

>>56865800
Spoonfeed you what? Some goo?

>>56885050
I will treasure this snort forever.

>>56885050 (me)
shit we can hear sound effects in the background, i'll redo this sound post later sry i'm retarded

US servers sure look like a different experience, League wouldn't be League without French, Polish or Turkish spammers in chat for me

I hate League but I do like me some cute angy sheepy

>>56886015
Haven't played in years but our servers used to be spammed by crazy Brazilians

cute lisa snort

>We just got a Lisa snort too
holy moly

bets: how long until lisa lets out a full power scream?

>>56864286
Surely the equivalent exchange from losing Hanabi and Purin will kick in soon and bring Maria back, right? ;_;

Ami calling the level shaped like a heart 'the Ami and Bucko level"... seriously, I can't go on anymore, she's too precious

Poor Lisa

>>56886434
27 minutes, immediately followed by her getting scolded by Mamafuji

REPORT FOR FEED

>>56886143
wait what
doesn't Brazil have its own server? I remember seeing them in like, 2012

>>56883487
He's got at least one thing I want to squeeze and milk.

Without Purin & Hanabi, the new daisenpai is _Nen__ btw

>enemy team votes to surrender 2 minutes into the game
>some dude links his twitch in all chat
This is chaos, but also props to that guy for being on the grindset I guess

>>56886971
Nenpai...

>Ember acting like she didn't know already
I'm onto you, lady
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1694848629922476257

>I was spamming my emotes like a silly wacky little dude
Lisa is too cute

>>56885050 (me)
can't post the fixed version because that would be a duplicate file, i'll post it next thread i guess.
if you want to fix it yourself just replace the name with this
AmiBigSnort[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fzyy1cl.mp3]

Lisaur...

Mess with the sheep you get the horns

>YOU GUYS ARE BEING SILLY! DON'T BE SILLY!

/TSUNX/ LISA'S MOUSE DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's so fucking over...

Lisa's such a sweetie even when she's being a little gremlin

updated list of vtubers who make my willy stiffen:
>>56864286

>I hate hiiiimm!!!
>Okay I don't hate him I just very much dislike him.
>He's the worst.

>>56889270
it should carry the death penalty to look at kazu with lust.

>>56889270

>>56887412
She 99% knew about it already. But that 1%... if she was dropping all those talks without the cursed knowledge, imagine the kind of baits she will throw our way now...

>>56889406
>>56889440
Haewon...

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

>Lisa is making a viewer list
Oh nyo

Ember???

https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1694860386778968240

>>56890068
The satisfying crunch of Lisa snacking

>>56890454
Chipafuji Lisa

>Tries to name her lobby "da league of LEGENDS!!"
>Invalid
>"LISA'S EPIC LEAGUE LOBBY"
>Invalid
>"YO MAMA"
>Valid
Okay game

it's nice seeing more lisaposting, for a while it seemed like the sheeple all bolted for /wool/, and while as cute an idea as /wool/ is /tsunx/ felt a little lonelier for it

MAJOR LISA YAB

shima...

>>56891252
PITCHFORKS
NOW

[Kindling news]
We have been created (by Yuuna)
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1694866384822350097

>>56887412
We must grow and nurture this

>>56891252
If Shima doesn't arrive within 10 minutes I'm usurping the throne

I shouldn't be aroused at the prospect of women eating!

>>56892465
The /Tsunx/ to architect pipeline is real

It's cute that kids still say bet

>>56887412
oh no...... bros is this love ?

>>56890374
Reminder that her favorite kind of sushi is urchin gonads

Wasn't Neeko that eceleb?

>>56891841
I'm glad Yuuna's been hanging out in Ember's streams more, feels like the correction her brainworms needed

>>56892272
It's been 10 minutes, it's over.

BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

What a potty mouth

>>56892971
I dunno what to do now, I didn't think I'd get this far...

>>56893327
What's the plan? Are we going to invade someone or something?

>>56893474
Annexation of Rainy Town

King... doko...

Why is Lisa so adorable playing this game?

>>56895166
Because her little sister powers are off the charts

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1694876660594577550
I don't get it
What does she mean here

>>56895552

New thread
>>56896440
>>56896440
>>56896440

>>56895552
smooches obviously