/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is there anything more pathetic than a male vtuber? Who do you appeal to? You're not cute, you're not entertaining, no one wants to hang out with you. Girls are cute, girls are entertaining, we want to hang out with girls. If you're a male reading this I suggest you kys.

>>56717566
/asp/ Commandments
>1. Are you a girl or a boy?
It is not of our concern.
>2. Are you a babi or a femboy?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Did you guys see the aspie numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you see what twitter/discord is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>5. The baiters are insulting your aspies!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. Hey guess what I heard from /asp/cord!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>7. You guys should quit...
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Becoming the most breadable male to date.
Beryl has a run for his money.

>>56717637
Amen.

>>56717637
amen

>>56717637
Amen

>>56696642
What kind of content caters to females anyway?

I think im developing feelings for an aspie

>>56720363
Who? Why?

>>56720491
Im not saying more i dont want to be found out

Hello hello! I saw myself linked last thread, sorry about not being as active! I've been collecting clips, but I've been a bit out of it lately. I'm back on it now, with something out tomorrow and more work being done now!

That said, CHUUBAS! Send me your finest clips so I can get more going!

>>56720567
Then why post

I want to rim Denpa's hairy asshole

>>56717637
>>56717837
>>56717908
>>56718508
kill yourselves

>>56717637
amen

>>56721889

>>56720726
I really like this one
https://clips.twitch.tv/HealthyKawaiiMarrow4Head-Aa1to1j5_FdqxMGr

>>56720567
post it, no one knows who you are so stop being such an spineless coward and spill the beans

>>56720491
>>56723430
see >>56721028

>>56724336
we all want that, but that doesn't mean we are in love with her

Who are the thread darlings of /asp/?

>>56724813
Everyone.
Some are darlings of other boards here.

>>56724813
lava

>>56724813
I have only ever been called ugly

Someone post the latest tier list and I'll divide it between darling and not.

>>56725677
no

https://twitter.com/alto_walker_/status/1693895660141973856
Were we too hard on him?

give me your character lore, /asp/

>>56727460
vinny, but with virtual avatar

>>56727460

>>56727460
Inter-dimensional shapeshifter who has come to earth to rest after finishing school.
Actually my character lore is there only for me to justify changing my model whenever I want to.

>>56728059
Piss off Rebel

>>56727460
Kaiji if he was a side character in Yugioh

Why does denpa mog every other aspie woman in gen 4?

Keep following the commandments aspies

I don’t think that guy freaking out about the cbdct general browses /cbdct/ at all.
And for the women in the general, It’s easy to not get angry at them for being different to men. You just have to remember that they’re women and women are different. Not bad, or good. Different. Sometimes being different in one way makes them do things we like and then dislike in two different situations.

Women are easy. Just be nice to them.

>>56727460
My city sank into the sea thousands of years ago and I've been sailing the seas ever since.

>>56727460
Lance was right
I'm gonna boil alive all those crabs from that fucking server

>>56727460
I got raped by a pack of niggers

any aspirants get contacted by the corpos they applied to yet?

>>56727460
Who the fuck are any of these characters? Are you guys fucking with me?

>>56730593
skill issue

you were supposed to post your character with it you dinguses

I think someone is trying to groom me but I'm so starved for numbers that I don't care.

>>56731862
You played yourself

>>56731862
you should have specified that beforehand!!

>>56727460
you got 8 hours? this would take a while

I think gakuran are cool.

>>56728273
Dante

>>56728303
I almost said Faust, but they're probably much newer

>>56728477
Yukichi

>>56729966
Momomo

>>56732393
meant for
>>56727460

Momo I love you can we cuddle?

>>56728303
this is denpa

>>56733875
Denpa doesn’t post here

>>56733966
nigga, she made a thread for herself
she is desperate and self promotes everywhere
go to the archive and search her name, you'll see how many threads she spams herself on

>>56734389
She doesn’t make those retard

>>56727460
Except one is smaller

>>56734389
You're impossibly gullible holy shit

Is there anything more pathetic than a male vtuber? Who do you appeal to? You're not cute, you're not entertaining, no one wants to hang out with you. Girls are cute, girls are entertaining, we want to hang out with girls. If you're a male reading this I suggest you kys.

>>56727460
I touched a cursed doujin.

>>56732058
groomers push away new viewers, it's good to ban them as it teaches you how to wrangle your chat

>>56729989
Right about what? Needing to kill himself? I agree.

>>56734542
>>56734688
Go back to crying about having no money

>>56736684
>>56733966

Is there anything more based than a male vtuber? Who wouldn't want to play with your anime bro? Especially if you're cute, and I'm sure you have your homies who find you entertaining and want to hang out with you. Boys are cute, bros are entertaining, and we want to hang out with both. If you're a male reading this, I suggest you lift some then press that "Start Streaming" button.

>>56736969
Male vtuber cover of I'm Just Ken when?

>>56729989
lancecord hate!
they crab others then they menhara about it

>>56733966

49237713

>>56737424
I left visagecord for this kind of reason, and people at the time were telling me to join the lancecord instead so all the networking didn't go to waste. Glad I just moved on. Can't these fuckers just focus on content and improving their stuff? Do they even like streaming? It felt so nasty watching the crabs putting up a decent person kayfabe on stream.

>>56738827
>>56737424
Lancecord has really just been "stop caring about others and do what you think is best" stop projecting so hard because Lance was mean to you at some point or something.

>>56740322
I wouldn't know because I'm not in it. Good for them though. The vent was more towards visagecord.

>>56738827
I've also been in there for a bit now and I really only like half the people in there but I did meet some cool people but yeah some of the crabbing is insane

>>56717637
Amen.

>>56736969

>>56738827
no one in aspcord crabs on others. It's one of the few things that'll get you booted.

>>56741221
Not in the early days

>>56741221
There's more crabs in LanceCord than Aspcord.
It's infested with them, complete with a higher-than-thou attitude because they have 5 more ccv than you.

Current Aspcord is a downright pleasant place to be in.

>>56741423
No rules were enforced during the early days.

>>56741764
Juniper is constantly shitting on everyone

>>56741891
and people showed their true faces.
who woulda thought.

i don't like to be in discords. i never get along with groups of people. i was in aspcord for a week when it was new and it was okay but i didn't want to contribute or chat at all. it's just too anxiety inducing. i don't even want to be part of a group or anything that sounds awful. i guess i miss out on a "networking tool" as a vtuber but i feel like I'd just be miserable if i tried to go back and join servers

>>56742077
Anyone else to avoid?

>>56741764
Name and shame

>>56742442
Okay Kaiser

Do you think momo has sensitive tentacles? I want to tug on them

>>56737424
Bullshit

>>56743231
they pick on people for doing normal things all the time and dogpile one another

>>56743382
Name and shame

>>56742695
one of these days I'll bite and get mad at you, but I'm too tired to do it today.

>>56744273
You don't need to confirm you've been caught Kaiser

>>56742077
post proof.

>>56744619
Just join and scroll through her messages

I'm GOING to yank Haru's tail.

>>56741423
Well sonny there's some new sheriffs in town and between them, the new rules, and the generally like-minded people the aspiecord is pretty nice. An ex-member even rejoined.

>>56744745
tell the crabs to stop coming back

>>56744688
Just scrolled through the last several months.

>Lamenting about her twitter account getting locked
>being sick
>comfy with a blanket
>Talking about possible changes to model

Very crab, wow.

>>56744714
All talk and no walk so far. Let's see him yelp if you're serious

>>56745081
are the crabs in the room with us anon

>>56745611
She's subtle about it anon, if you went through "The last several months" in less than 15 minutes no wonder you'd miss it

>>56745724
so no proofs then?

>>56745724
Anon, I'm beginning to think you're gaslighting me. You wouldn't do that, would you anon?

>>56745796
>>56745831
The proof is there if you scroll carefully

>>56745966
Okay I'm gonna scroll SUPER carefully, but I don't see anything...you know, anon, if you're in the discord can you just post a screenshot?

>>56745627
He'll feel it for a week.

My only issue with aspcord was how mentally exhausting the vent channel could be, because there are some people who really got dealt the worst cards possible...

It's been turned into funny amogus channel since tho, so it's all okay now!!!

Hi!! Mic test! Please don't be too mean >.<
https://voca.ro/12LkwN4XXIHS

I will rise to the top.

>>56746358
>leak from the discord
nice try but im not trying to get b8 im already on thin ice in the vteam server

>>56747796
Which aspie is this

>>56747796
You sound like Albion but skinnier

>>56748156
Digby and Sun had a baby

>>56748156
My name is Gurun!

>>56748711
Oh yeah I figured because of the thematic lmao. Was unsure if I should post it since I didn't know how active you were in the threads.

>>56746996
It was always an Amogus channel. No one read the description.

>>56727460

>>56748521
>>56748711
Holy shit, congratulations guys. What a beautiful name

>>56747796
The vocalized H in your WH digraphs. Is that on purpose for the testing or just part of your dialect? If latter, try to stress it less if you continue to use it. Shorten it rather than emphasizing it or else you might lose people. Take it from some rando no-view who extends S’s.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
get to work and don't let the thread die

>>56752658
I gotta let the thread die because I AM at work...

fine I'll do it myself then

We need more euro SEA asia and aussie aspies

I am here (just about)

Should I try making a short today or should I just rest (I'm not streaming because I'm ill)?

>>56755501
Nah dude, take a day off and don’t even bother with other kinda of reps either. Science shows that total rest days are great for long term momentum. You ever make ice tea? Make some sweet ice tea, lay down, read. Sleep in and just relax.

>>56755501
You should chill, no need to fuck up your throat more than necessary. Instead, you should shitpost on twitter or YouTube!!! Get well soon btw

Here for another night of stealth save scumming action! This time, we go to China...I think?
https://www.twitch.tv/han_bun_

>>56755887
i really dont like the model sorry. i remember when you first started with it but its painful to look at and im not interested sorry

I dunno I like the model, that for me it feels like something you'd use when exclusively playing retro games... Although, I guess Human Revolution could be considered retro now, right?

>>56723430
Its Clef

>>56757094
as long as the bun doesn't know who you are there shouldn't be a problem

>>56756748
even if the aesthetic is nice something about the texture and the shapes is just deeply unsettling and makes it ugly in a viscerally creepy way thats difficult to explain. maybe im autistic but it reminds me of a dream i had last night about low poly 3d render mimic monsters that would hunt humans. not very nice at all

>>56744327
okay I've got some pretty bad news and my sleep was ruined so i guess I'm in the right mindset. im mostly just curious what your intent is because you've been doing that for a while

>>56757460
are you the type of people that get scared when you play those cheap horror low poly games?

>>56757094
>>56757440
Fuck off. I called dibs.

>>56757094
I'll be honest, I think that clef is really cute so I get why you feel that way, I'm not gay but he is more effective in turning me gay than any of the babis/femboys

>>56757534
NTA but I am indeed scared by both that model and cheap low poly horror.

>>56758330
Iirc his lore was being a bunny/man who was experimented on soooo... I feel like having a creepy model certainly fits. A shame you are scared of it but it's no bad model by no means

>>56759240
It’s literally missing a whole eye. I feel like you are subtly trolling him into self-sabotage

>>56755887
his voice is good but that model..

>>56737171
we should just get a bunch of dudes from /here/ to singing it together

Good morning /asp/! What are you working on today?

>>56763692
Rewriting I’m Just Ken lyrics into a top ten banger. It sounds awesome

>>56763692
I have a ton of last second setup for the /asp/ divegrass team (deadlines this week) and the wrestling event this Saturday. Also streaming all week because I'm not busy enough

>>56764272
disgusting

>>56763692
Repotting my Jersey Devils

>>56764337
Say it in the ring, mark

>>56759698
I mean... maybe he's from pripyat

https://voca.ro/1lMWiMOa7fGe

>>56764948
Gonna keep it 100 I ain't opening no vocaroos

>>56759698
>It’s literally missing a whole eye
That's by design, aside from the bun part of "han bun" contributing to the motif in two separate parts (rabbit ears and a manbun hairstyle) it means half in Japanese, which led me to incorporating as much as I could to "halve" every visible body part. One eye, one arm, one leg, you get the idea. It's not very clear in the model I use, but maybe the sketch I put together here helps relay some of the intent. I'm not much of an artist, I must admit. The 3D model was all I could really afford at the time I commissioned it (and all I can afford even now), so it's here to stay, and I don't see myself switching anytime soon because of that.

>>56764548
Wrestling is for homosexuals and women

>>56765296
I think it would have looked better if the missing eye were covered by the bandage like in the sketch.

>>56765605
I love women

Dropping in to say that I'm gonna have a long, thorough breeding sesh with Coco.
She WILL receive my many loads.
She WILL be fertilized.
She WILL birth our many offspring.
We WILL eventually struggle to fit everyone nearly into our family pictures.

That is all. Enjoy the rest of your day.

>>56765688
fag

>>56763692
Making a Spotify playlist for my viewers and a list of games to play for the next couple of months

>>56727460
somebody stole my skull, now I gotta go find it

>>56765639
Once I learn to edit my model and the textures on it, that will be the first thing I do, anon.

>>56729917
they made a decent point at least.
Avoiding mixing genders in your collaborations as a guy doesn't seem to get you anywhere. At worst your audience might complain but probably won't stop watching you. I don't know if the same is true for girls. Some of the people that watch girls at least seem to be a lot more passionate about the issue though.

>>56765296
it was a comm? that fucking sucks theyre an asshole hope they die

>>56766185
Its going to always depend on your audience dynamic. How many people do you think dropped ironmouse for her collabs with cdawg and krimbo?

>>56766164
Good luck Venom Snake

>>56766164
https://youtu.be/hQasDueNwwA

GL i'm making my model aswell

>>56766260
Please be nice, I was happy with it and wouldn't be using it otherwise.

>>56766185
That’s not a point at all though since the reality is the vast majority of male VTubers just aren’t attractive to women. It doesn’t matter if you swear off mixed collabs if you don’t have a nice voice or some big brand appeal.

>>56728810
kill yourself

>>56766428
DESU thw main issue is the concept itself, i mean you still have both your ears!

>>56766591
>you still have both your ears!
Do I?

>>56766450
Even for attractive guys it doesn't matter though. I think that was the point.

Who is streaming today?

>>56768641
Albert is streaming Deadly Premonition with Fuza today

>>56768698
When will this be? Please add timezone

>>56769001
20:00 CET

>>56769089
Let’s fucking goooooo! I’ve been meaning to visit both Fuza and Albert but my schedule never matches up with them. Todays the day!

>>56768148
Pretty much. Even the people who say they care about it more than anyone else are perfectly happy to allow and encourage discussion of the absolute worst offenders without even a comment. Meanwhile they don't even encourage discussion of guys who don't collab with women. They don't bother tracking who does and doesnt do it so they don't even promote "pure" guys who are trying to pander to them.

Like imagine a unicorn thread on /vt/ not absolutely tearing into somebody horny posting about Mori in it. The equivalent of that happens all the time in /cbdct/. What they say doesn't line up at all with their advice, so it should be ignored entirely.

>>56747796
you sound annoying

https://voca.ro/13duOCVD65lU

>>56768641

Kankuro is having a Phasmo collab with a couple of Vchuubas at 9pm EST.

>>56771367
why cant you just be a normal person doing normal streaming shit, rebel.

>Makes asking for voice advice impossible since people have stopped opening vocaroos
>Makes throwing ideas harder because people will think you're him
I'm starting to think he may be worse than YC

>>56772226
That's not in the schedule

>>56772862
He's way worse.
A malicious chode that spends all his free time hanging round these parts.
Until he gets sent to prison for stalking some slut, he's going to be around for a while.

>>56771367
This is Herahera

>>56773154
It came up a few days ago, didn't feel comfortable adding to the schedule until all parties were secure with it!

-KK

>>56773239
So >>56772226 was you?

>>56773378
Yeah do you want me to say "I'm having a collab with chuubas?"

Either way I think I got the message across.

>>56773452
>"I'm having a collab with chuubas?"
You could've just said that, yes.

>>56773236
https://voca.ro/14RYVE9w3JLw

Would you prefer marinara?

>>56773236
Hera hera, without the voicechanger, has a much nicer voice than that guy.

>>56773955
Its a shame they're both assholes

>>56720726
Only just saw this. https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularSuccessfulArtichokeUWot-S71xNQAcV6P-VZNu

>>56775074
Can you say nigger with your ESL accent?

>>56764381
>>56763692
Scratch that, we got a first pass from the artist! Its a design day( still repotting my tomatoes tho)

What's a good thread/board to find cheap skebs?

>>56777401
None?

>>56768641
Me late at night

>>56763692
I was playing around in Live2D. Unfortunately my model art isn't finished yet but my artist sent the unfinished PSD ahead of time so I could ask for chances. Angle XY look really good so far. I'm gonna make a very simple rig.

>>56771367
you seem decent. why so menhera?

>>56778099
Because he isn't decent

YUKICHI PLAYS SHADOWVERSE!?

Albert and Fuza are live now!

https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt

Olga is the most precious patootie in the thread

Ecce homo

>>56779544
I'd watch if it was only Fuza

>>56765296
Cool design bnuuy bro

Try playing old school sega games on stream. The less popular ones on twitch.

uh oh thread dying

Catalog moving fast today

>>56781354
That's a very feminine boy

Do any aspiss have unicorns?

>>56783578
If I ever saw my oshi collab with a whore I would cry

>>56781354
BULGE

>>56782989
No

I like your design bunny
>>56765296
>>56766164
>>56781547
pls have an art hashtag, I want to see more

>>56772226
Who's in it?

>>56783901
>>56781547
See bros, males are interesting.

>>56783664
Who’s your oshi?

I've never been posted on /wvt/!!!
I've never been posted on /lig/!!!
I try so hard but I feel like my content isnt good enough!! Everyone who cheered for me is probably feeling let down!!!
I'm sorry I'm not good enough. I'm sorry for wasting both our time! I'm sorry!

>stream artists doesn't have personality

>>56784602
>I've never been posted on /lig/!!!
If you meet the criteria to be posted on /lig/ then what are you doing crying here in /asp/?

>>56784602
Hello Gumpai

>>56784602
what >>56784746 said, you need to grown
how can we help you? what do you need? fanart? check your stream to see your content? audio levels?

>>56783578
I have a viewer that's getting close to have been watching me religiously for about a year. A few days ago they posted a message in chat talking about how much the community meant to them and it really touched me. As a 1 view that kind of thing means a lot. If I'm not their oshis then they are my viewer oshi. I love them.

I love /asp/ girls. I need more

YOUR AUDIO IS SO LOW ALBERT
oh god, it's not a problem for me but it hurts because you know that a simple audio problem can cause new people to leave the stream

The day I get fanart is the day I cry tears of joy.

>>56785017
I dont want anyone who watches me to feel like they're not doing enough to support me, I'm just having a menhera moment

>>56779415
I'm a card game junkie, you'll probably find me playing Dragonball Super when it's out too. At some point, I'd like to do a stream showing off all the decks I own irl

>>56784602
I don't remember posting this

>>56785387
every regular want to see their streamer grown, be success

>>56784051
The guy you're baiting caught a ban already

Try making some original music, so you can make fun AMV with your content without having to mute the VOD.

Is it more important to have a unique voice or an attractive voice as a male tuber?

>>56784274
Nice try, whore ;p

>>56786099
Attractive

A handful of viewers have confessed that I'm their oshi. I've already made it, see you later /asp/

I've been sleeping on concrete for the past decade, but I have a vtuber oshi. I've already made it. See you later /asp/.

>>56786274
Damn, foiled again

>>56786472
see you tomorrow once the meds kick in

hi friends this is Mary, im having trouble coming up with a fan name. "marycels" is possibly the worst name ever but it keeps going in my brain. can someone help me come up with a better one?

>>56788957
What's your theme/lore/kayfabe?

>>56789003
I'm a demigod who was kicked out of heaven for being too useless and work as a priestess on earth to guide people to their fates

>>56788957
maryonettes

>>56788957
Merry berries. They can be happy little raspberries and blueberries and shit.

>>56789386
Lambs/Mambs. Lost souls. Simps/Mymps. Vagrants. Believers/Belybers.
I like leaning into lore more.

https://voca.ro/1laSTnYbAoKz

Because masterbation is a sin.

>>56789825
I'll go with little lambs!! thank you :)

I wish Momo would stop trying to touch my balls

What a weirdo...

>>56790550
All those tentacles would be nice

>>56781442
Your loss, they had great chemistry and Fuza told some crazy stories

>>56789386
>>56789825
Fuck you damn it!

>>56790135
this is what I was trying to avoid for so many threads... its so over

>>56792999
Is someone skinwalking you?

Did Alva just quit or something?

>>56794210
Yes. He probably didn't announce it so he could come back if he changed his mind.

>>56790550

>>56792116
Imagine how nice it'd feel to be massaged by them

>>56794210
His pc exploded and burned down his house

>>56770279
Yes but this still makes zero sense.
One, because you’re judging mostly women with the standards of men, and two they don’t do it because they like it, they do it because they don’t have a million choices like the female tuber audience does. They compromise constantly to find someone they are attracted to the archtype/personality of, at a given level of quality, with an attractive voice, and even just a decent enough model. Most of those are even compromises, like the model quality not needing to be high.

I’m not sure why you’re so hostile to them, they’re women, and they don’t have the luxury of choice here.

Are visual novels still popular like in 2012?

Today we're gonna play Little Nemo: Dream Master awoomfies for a short break from Armored Core!
Starting in 15m!
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

>>56793601
my avatar is a lamb. I hate shipping now its unavoidable

>>56792999
You wanted to name your fans little lambs or something? I'd be more surprised if there wasn't already a chuuba out there with a fan name like that.
If you want to differentiate then change "little" for something like fluffy lambs, blue lambs, green, cute, smol/small, floof/floofies, and etc.

>>56795906
i am going to commission so much art of our characters having sex, you would not believe

>>56792409
Fuza carried the collab as usual.

>>56795929
Mariah Carey fans are called lambs.
It was over before it even started.

>>56795985
I already came buckets

>>56796129
Thanks for the next stream title

https://www.twitch.tv/keitaroch

itsssss pizza time

Will an artist be willing to make a better png/model for me if I have like zero views or it doesn't matter as long I got money?

Im bored link me your channel

>>56797624
If you have the coin, nothing else matters.

>>56796926
Nice Rabi vro

>>56796926
50/50 chance he gets raided by his 3view friend again

>>56798068
Yes yes we know and then if it happens you'll say "aha see he's carried by raids but I bet nobody sticks around!" or if it doesn't happen you'll say "aha see he couldn't even get a raid from his friend."

Its all so tiresome.

>>56717566
gonna need the full image

>>56794709
Women don't watch vtubers.

I think there's too many /asp/ friend groups already for me to be able to join any.

>>56798519
What friend groups are there?
Fuza and Albert.
Runoxi and Daiya.
Are Gumpai and Denpa still friends? Or is Gumpai and Lava the new power duo?

Did yall do anything special for debut like make a video/showcase?

>>56798681
No one is gonna be there.

>>56798704
Yes, but I mean you upload it to twitter/youtube as an intro. You cant just have no videos, right?

>>56798519
join /asp/cord! the crabs are fun and friendly

>>56799171
I'm already in it

>>56799232
Who are you bro tell me

>>56798584
lava raped gumpai but she enjoyed it and its causing friction with gumpai and her girlfriend oggey rat

>>56797719
I'll do you one better. I'll link me collabing with my friend group!

https://youtu.be/rJ_Lh4217Ig?si=oOngCR6AX8BysHSD

>>56795985
>:c

>>56798460
explain Tempus

>>56794709
They can do what they want. But they shouldn't be pandered to because they don't bring anything at all to the table.

>>56798584
Apparently Gumpai shit talk behind Denpa's back and they don't talk anymore since Gumpai is too much of a narcissist

>>56801044
Not surprising menhera women can't keep a friendship

I just hit 100 subs after 1 year of streaming come celebrate with me, im a biological female btw

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-Ddttn6cu8

>>56801414
Congrats

>>56801044
Gumpai is eventually going to get the women are compared getting to her to viciously hate her

I want to rim denpa's asshole I want to Dim the denpa

>>56800873
They’re viewers. I could say the same thing about all the female vtubers stuck at 20ccv and their audiences. They don’t have to do anything and you should stop being so angry about this. I’m worried for you, just stop, trust me, it’s not worth losing your life over
I am just a little tiny bit biased though, I’ll admit. They’ve been so nice to me, and they’re all really friendly—you wouldn’t be so angry if you ever talked to a couple of them personally. Especially since they’re cute. The boys and girls of /cbdct/ just look so fucking delicious. I want to devour them.
Especially the girls with their cute little picrews!! I even make sure to save all of them! I know it’s right, because it’s love, and I can feel it deep within my heart every single time I think of them.
I love looking at their pretty little pictures and thinking of their cute button noses—so many kinds to dote on, their beautiful eyes, their hair colours and even the adorable marks on their delicious faces. I’m so madly in love with all of them and I won’t stop because they’ll always be so cute

>>56802146
Women don't watch vtubers.

>>56801044
100 in a year?
I got 100 in like 2 months.

>>56802146
Absolutely nobody should pander to them. They watch or don't watch people completely independently of whether or not they are pandered to. Supposedly just based on how cute a guy is. A guy will gain nothing from them by trying to pander to them, and they appear to lose nothing by figuratively spitting in their faces.

Sure, pander to women in general all you can as a male. But going after unicorns is retarded because they themselves are retarded and unable to even promote their own self interests.

Crying fearing spooking again!
https://www.twitch.tv/bunkumm

The non corpos posted in /cbdct/ dont even try to pander to women, so just be yourself.
If you're cute, they'll post about you.

>>56803054
They aren't remotely interested in indies though. Not even a little.

>>56184941
Thanks again. I was going to do the subtitles tonight but I ran into some issues with moving the Premiere project to my laptop.
Anyways, this is pretty much the finalized short pre-subtitles, unless any of you have any other opinions regarding it. I might turn down the volume on some of the later sound bites (for the "Welcome to FF2" segment) and maybe put a censor on Dagget's eyes for comedic effect (the 'please don't sue me' one).
https://streamable.com/nc8mpa

>>56803175
Then can we stop talking about them for fucks sake.

>>56803203
Which chuuba is that?

>>56803301
No. And the reason why is because every once in a while people from here go there to ask for advice, and they always tell them not to collab with women as if that means anything in how likely they will watch the person giving advice. Even here sometimes people will say something like that. The guys that read this thread need to know how worthless it is to follow any of their advice.

Collabing is as much networking for your channel as random hook ups at the bar is a team building exorcise for your office job.

>>56803675
women are a problem inherently. Don't collab with women

>>56803675
You keep assuming its people from here that go and ask for advice when it could be one of the thousands of vtubers that browse this board and aren't aspies or wanna be associated with the board.

>>56802456
Imagine numberfagging over yourself

>>56804397
Well, Ill be sure to monitor that thread and tell the ones who post there the same exact thing.

>>56803534
https://www.twitch.tv/acepcaswell

>>56804679
Ready to be groomed.

>>56781547
I didn't think I would wake up to my first ever fanart! Wow!! I don't have words for how grateful I am...! Thank you!!

Today I want to die

>>56806865
Just send that DM already.

>>56802684
So? Just be cuter. They think I’m super cute. I’m going to rape all of them
Yeah, of course pandering doesn’t work well, it never works as well as the real deal. Just appeal to them because you naturally are compatible and want to lean into it, and if you don’t? Move on and find a community that will enjoy you more. You’re so bitter anon~ I bet you’re actually one of them. Cute boy? Or girl? I’m gonna rape correct you as well. Bratty little anonymouse! So cute

>>56807083
digby...

>>56804679
holy voice please do bfe

>>56803675
I don’t think that ever happens. Barely anyone drops by their general because they’re a big boogieman. Even if they did, expressing a preference when you’re asked what yours is, isn’t tantamount to advice

>>56807070
?

>>56807248
Does he speak to your beaver?

Soon.

Also, last chance to get your audio clips in for the chant queue. 30 sec. or less

https://voca.ro/18QlWTFOxUlq
im a professional silly goober (just flew in from stupid town) and im trying to do sum vocal practice.... my breath control is shit n im i need to be somewhere i can be loud

>>56806865
don't, eat something, talk to a fren! and go to sleep