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God I love this sheep
someone post THAT.
I love Pekora!
>>5678968Post what?
>>5679014THAT.
I love Ina!
RIGHT HERE AYAMEFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>gura checking out her phoneSHE HATES THIS MOVIE
>>5679040
KIARA FAGS!I... I... I KNEEEL!!!!!
gura might be the cutest thing in the universe
>>5679158>>5679162what does it mean chumbuddies...?
she's talking to somebody
I'm sure it's nothing but I also feel worried now at the slightest hint that something's wrong
GIVE ME YOUR MOST INSANE RRATS NOW
>>5679217Chumbuds are american.
Gura on the phone with her boyfriend. Oh no chumkeks
Sleeping? No, this shark is dead!
ame doko
All right now, for all you boppers out there waiting for the Summer Festival, all you with an ear for action, I’ve been asked to relay a request from Usada Kensetsu. It’s a special for the HoloMyth crew, that real live bunch from the HoloEN server, and I do mean HoloMyth. Here’s a hit with them in mind.Be lookin’ good, HoloMyth. All the way back to the HoloEN server. Ya hear me, babies? Good. Re-e-al good. Adios
She said something!
>>5679257CUTE
Shai'Hulud
Gura's boyfriend just walked in while Gura was streamingIt's over chumbuds....
I'm no cuck either but... how do you explain this
KIARA MY OSHI FORGOT TO PAY HER WATER BILL, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
The pain of Coco's graduation suddenly hit Gura like a massive wave just now. She's dealing with it in her own way.
Was that "I'm fine"?
SHE SPOKE
>>5679263Head stuck in pickle jar
>>5679131私もイナが大好き!
She's talking again!
She was on the phone
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1408883552570298377>sprained my neck/spine and tore the muscles or so>buuut i didn't bother listening to anything the doc said because my mind was on CATS CATS CATS CATS CATSWhy is she like this
>Gura goes quiet for 5 minutes>we will now get 2-3 hours of concernfagging and rrats over what was probably nothingChumbuds, please
>>5679131I love Ina too!
>>5678968
Ramii
Fuck this is hot...
gura's boyfriend just called to break up with her
Why does this board attract so many cucks
is Gura ogey?
>>5679264It's cuckbuds now
>>5676603>10,000 steps recommended a dayhow the fuck am i supposed to hit this
>>5679217>You're the type that assumes your gf is cheating on you when she hasn't texted you in 2 hours aren't you?There’s literally nothing else she could’ve been doing. I had to break up with her because of it
You can always count on Watame to be awake, playing away at Minecraft during these times. She's finally completed her Yonkisei drooling statues and they all look absolutely superb. Now she's busy putting in some final touches to other projects such as building lovely bridges and safer paths but also getting jumpscared from chests closing. A reminder that the Usadaken Festival is in less than 24 hours, so make sure to set your alarm clocks to be there and see everyone having lots of fun.While Chumbuds and Gura are enjoying watching a movie in her Member's stream, keeping each other company, making each other laugh and just all around having a great time.So friends, where we at?
>>5679309She is, but Kiara is not.
>>5679305No I didn't
Why do some people want Yuul to be a male? I mean, can you imagine removing his clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples? Only a faggot would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow.The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat, boyish chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal butthole, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his cherry taken in one quick stroke.I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest and his neck, savoring the scent of his skin and sweat while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered boyhole for the first time, filling his butt only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he sighs breathlessly and his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside him again.These people are sick in the head. Yuul is a female.
Give me your most schizo rrats pls
gura was phone
>>5679263>ame called and told her that shes pregnant and they cant be together anymore
>>5679295>Chumbuds
>>5679264>>5679305>>5679308Chumbuds are now officially called Cuckbuds.
Bros I need to get in to contact with Gura, I need a personal line to her. I'm really, really worried. How do I get through?
>>5679308Please andstand for whatever reason burgers have a fetish for getting cucked.
>>5679323>You can always count on Watame to be awakethat's a low blow
So it was sex right that's the only reasonable explanation,Remember that one vtuber that fucked someone on stream and you could hear it?
>>5679295Imagine explaining your reason for muting yourself for 5 minutes like needing to take a call or eating.What a crazy idea.
>>5679268Is this supposed to be Noraposting?
>>5679318Literally just go on a fucking walk for a few hours, Jesus Christ.
This is gonna be Yubigate part 2 isnt it?
>>5679263she spilled her drinks
>>5679323Cringe
*casts a spell to make the thread good this time*
>>5679323>keeping each other company, making each other laugh and just all around having a great time.haha yeah...
>>5679278A lot of ways? Fucking cuck
>>5679329She sounded kind of sad so definitely death in the family.
>>5679309Jenma just called and told her that Kiara is hospitalized in critical condition. Gura had to chew Jenma out for interrupting her watchalong with shit she doesnt' care about.
>>5679323Right here, friend. How was the rest of Ayame and Mio's concert thing?
>>5679318Walk everywere
>>5679248>Live at 02:00what the fuck are Hawaiians doing here
>>5679308It's just shitposters out to stir shit, anon.
brother watson is eating her out
>>5679293Probably a bad one. She's talking way less than usual still
Gura is definetely not okay, she saw something on her phone
>>5679323>While Chumbuds and Gura are enjoying watching a movie in her Member's stream, keeping each other company, making each other laugh and just all around having a great time.If you only knew how bad things really are Ayamefriend...
>>5679295>5 minutes
I love Reine!!!!
>>5679318Put one foot in front of the other until you hit 10,000Simple as.
It looks like many incredible things already happening today hun!
I love Kiara, and I hope she gets well soont. ako
>>5679350>Literally just go on a fucking walk for a few hourshow the fuck do i get the motivation to do this every day?i have better things to do, like watch vtubers and play vidya.
>>5679323Just fuck off already
>>5679346Maybe she got some bad news and would rather not talk about. Maybe you shouldn’t be a schizo
What did Nene send Gura on her phone that made her go quiet for 5 mins?
J*W****U********** from a 30 year long comaWhat is Usaken Summer Festival going to be about?
>>5679403t. Deadbeat
Anyone keeping a running count of the number of words Gura has said in the past 10 minutes? Can't be more than like 15
Gura's neighbors are probably yelling.
chang...
gura if ur reading this ur gay
Gura definitely had someone in the room or was on the phone. Setting up a time to get some dick later.
dog
>probably something bad happened and she saw the news on her phones>chumbuds immediately spam that she's getting fucked by her BF>can't even blame other fanbases because its members content and it started right away
>>5679323Right here Ayamefriend, stroking my homo ego by reading the chat of today Apex in Noah's stream!
>>5679263OH NO CHUMBUDS-CUDA! OUR OSHI, GAWR GURA, IS HAVING SEX ON STREAM-CUDA! THIS IS NOT GOOD-CUDA!
J*U Why are >we cuckposting?
Alright so, was the big mouth open moment>yawn>scream>gargling Ame's seed>genuflect
Yeah if it was something good she would still be in a good mood. She def got something bad on her phone.
>>5679318At a fast paced walk speed you can easily reach 6,000 steps in an hour on average
>>5679296toxoplasmosis
>>5679412About the Summer Festival.
>>56793461) She doesn't want to talk over the dialogue too much2) She assumes (wrongly but lovingly) that her shrimps aren't so autistic they'll throw a shitfit over 5 minutes of silence3) It's better not to say anything than say it was a phone call or something, since explaining it will create more rrats
>>5679412Coco's going away party.
wtf there's an asian man in this movie
>>5679278Her mom, for one.
>>5679404Walk while listening to supa readings
>>5679412Coco
>>5679323Right here, relaxing and getting mad at contra
Gura... i'm concernfagging
>>5679412gonna be about 3 hours
I miss Gura
>>5679323I want to tie you to the bed and have my way with you, Ayamefriend.
guys I think gura is falling asleep, her head keeps bouncing and her eyes keep closing that or a blowjob
>>5679323right here!
she's doing it again
sorry chumkeks I'll tell her to cancel the stream so we can fuck
>>5679430with me.
I dont like this Gura
>>5679427She saw this news
>>5679427Why are they like this?
i dont even watch gura and this thread makes me upset jesus christ you guys are fags
>>5679367Based
>>5679427Because no other fanbases are ever membered to another Holo.
>>5679404Whatever needs to be done, if you can, walk to do it. I’ve spend so much money over lockdown because I went out everyday to buy lunch just for the walk. 10,000 isn’t even a lot.
GURA SAID SOMETHING
Rotund cat...
She's spoke again!
>>5679412They are burying Kiara's ashes...
>>5679411my dick
>>5679323AYAMEFRIEND MY OSHI IS PARASOCIALLY KEKING ME LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>5679427>>can't even blame other fanbasesAnon, Gura antis watch more Gura streams than actual chumbuds...
>>5679431gura is currently engaging in sexual activity ignoring the movie during her members watchalong
THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS FEARED. SHE'S DYING ON STREAM. SHE'S DYING IN FRONT OF MY EYES. SHE'S PASSING AWAY.
What if she just heard the news about Kiara?
>>5679427Burger hours, burger chat.Simple as.
>>5679368It was super fun! Ayame and Ichika actually harmonize really well with each other and there we some cute segments with everybody. Met probably is one of the dumbest ladies I've ever seen but she's super adorable so she gets a pass. Ayame and Mio sang Dreaming Days together and sounded lovely. All around, it was a great Tubeout and the next one is for sure going to be good too because Suisei is the next guest. I don't know if it's on nyaa yet, but it's definitely worth downloading it and checking it out.
>>5679482kira...
>>5679296Cat brain parasite.
>>5679427There's literally one Gura anti that watches all her member streams
is this what being a tako feels like?
>not a member>missing the kino NTR streamFUCK
Maybe Gura was checking on Kiara because she was worried about her
>>5679323Ayamefriend will you cheer me up?A youthful brat like you is just the thing I need, it would lift my spirits
>>5679323I was at work for pretty much all the special JP shit that went on.Were Ayame and Mio cute?>>5679457Go on...
oof, now playing it off like nothing happened? just make something up at this point gura
>>5679501???
She's actually talking to someone
Gura is fucking dead
Today is the last day of Gura streams. It's over...
>>5679370That's UK
>>5679471Tell me about it
>>5679436>>5679427Why does it have to be bad? What if her mom just texted her she's cleaning the garage and asking if she wants to keep Gura's old science fair project? Or literally another million meaningless things she could be on her phone for? Why do you have to be a doomer?
Chumbuds, what's going on?
>>5679427Did something happen to Todd?
She keeps looking down at her phone
>>5679427I don't think something bad happened just because she is too emotional to be able to contain herself
>>5679490Kiara texted her telling her she needs to takeover today's meme review
gura...
>>5679485You're telling me antis fucking watch watchalongs?
>gura fucking her BF on stream while muted>then says shes sorry>also on the phone call with her other BFjesus fuck, chumbuds?
>>5679490She doesn't care that much about her, it wouldn't elicit such a response
>>5679323Right here Ayame friend!
>>5679527Do it miko, do it
>>5679490>Kiara asked her to take her place instead
Fucking kill yourself Melvin
She keeps looking down at her boyfriend's dick
I can't believe Gawr Gura is fucking dead!
Is she texting or falling asleep?
>>5679482Kira would be disappointed, he doesn't approve of sending dicks on people's phones
>she stopped laughing at all the jokes>constantly looking at her phone>using the serious gura voiceI'M CONCERNED
>>5679558yes
>>5678968don't open
Maybe she uh, actual just really into the movie?
>>5679552Do people actually name themselves "Melvin"
I hate cuckposters
I'm paying more attention to Gura than the movie now
>>5679558her bf is so boring that she's falling asleep, she'd rather spend her time with us
>>5679521>DramafagsThere's your answer
Mods are gone...
>>5679501Spineless?
>>5679131Ame too!!
>>5679543How new?
>>5679546Gura's an emotional crybaby
>my voice sounds different to me today>now isn't even talkingRRATS?
GURA SAY SOMETHINGPLEASE I LOVE YOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5679568Maybe on a meeting or something?
Tsunomaki Tsunomaki Tsunomaki
>>5679577>He wasnt doing that already
I remember when gatorade used to come in glass bottles...
>>5679323Where were you, Ayamefriend?
Just end the watchalong at this point. I've been watching it alone for the last 20 minutes.
>>5679296>Mad at a made up scenario in your headMeds anon, immediately
She's on PTT. Rrats?
>>5679505I believe this rrat, the timing matches.
>>5679570>bamboolebasado
>>5679546where do these fucking rrats come from?
>>5679573LIES! SLANDER!
she's dead bros. MINDY RIP.
she's actually muted
MINDY DOING HER POGO REPS
MINDY YOU DUMB BITCH
Gonna be honest, I'm cornernfagging a bit. She's awfully quiet only saying something every minute or so.
Alright the pogo moment proves she's watching
>>5679493It's literally EU primetime. Simple as.
>>5679403fuck you, teammmmmate
>>5679268I doubt any holo would do a Warriors watchalong.
It's okay chumbuds...
SOMETHING HAPPENED AND IT'S BOTHERING GURA
>>5679598Did it? What flavors did it come in?
gura was just balling her eyes out due to the horse getting killed
>gura tries to talk again>you can hear the sadness in her voicegura...
>>5679600Now make them naked
Riveting commentary, Gura.
I just sent Gura a picture of Ame choking on my dick, sorry Chumbuddies.
>>5679590She's just foreshadowing her next watchalongInvason of the body snatchers
>>5678968Reply or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
BAN PANTS
Gouda...
>>5679637I believe this
>>5679602Sleeping.
Not watching but it does sound like she got bad news. She should say something though. Is she really muted or just quiet?
>>5679490What happened to Kiara?
That should be stabbing her and she should be screaming in pain.
>>5679636Red, Orange, and Yellow
Gura is bored. Bad movie
Damn didn't know I was on /hlg/
>>5679650XD
Gura is literally having sex while doing a members streamThis is actually ridiculous, and I think I'm going to unsubscribe after this.
>moaning and bound woman getting ravaged by a tentacle monsterUm... chumbuds??? What is Gura making you watch?
Fucking burgers man, why can't they keep their cuck fetishes to themselves?
The le sad shark wasn't just a meme?!?!
>>5679602We were having sex.
>can't blame deadbeats because they love guraAAAAAAAAAAA WHO SHOULD I BLAME
>>5679641You're in luck!https://files.catbox.moe/vfibds.png
>>5679650Or what?
>>5679594Watching Gura, has it started yet? I pick paper in advance
Cool watchalong gura...
>>5679576It's not even "good" cuckposting. It's just lazy shitposting.
BAN PANTS!
>>5679687When in doubt, blame takos
>Gura didn't blushYep, somethings wrong.
Gura is stepping on Ollie's NTR territory. Poor zomcucks, their oshi's gonna loose her only appeal very soon...
GURA GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS
If Gura doesn't talk about the lady having no pants I'm gonna concernfag
>>5679643Ame isn't 4 years old to be choking on small objects anymore anon.
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>panties>RAPID BLINK MODE ACTIVATE
>gura's blinking rapidly
>not even the booty shot could wake gura from he stuporoh no... it's bad...
wow she's blinking a lot now
The blush
>nude girl>gura not reactingsomeone replaced her
>>5679131HEY ME TOO!!!1
>>5679687Met. ako
>>5679687Threadniggers
No blush. Gonna concern
I keep forgetting I even have Gura on until she says something once every 5 minutes
she's crying
>Fast blinkingshes crying?
>>5679650sneed
There is a feast today
great, another board size schizo meltdown of Gura shitposting for the next 7 days
What's with all this blinking, someone who knows morse code translate, now!
I wonder what color panties Gura is wearing right now
>>5679679
>>5679687deadbeats
>>5679698>>5679715She literally did.
im corncernfagging... not even a chumbud
>>5679679Gura's getting mentally prepared for Mori's Magical Realm on Tuesday.
>>5679525Gurs's being quiet. I'm thinking her throat just hurts.
>>5679657Sprained her neck and tore a few things
>>5679323Right here!
>>5679663Was it better when it came in the bottle? The design looks kinda like a Snapple bottle
>That long time for a reaction Gura...
YOUR RRATS, GIVE THEM TO ME
Gura, STOP BEING A CRIP
>>5679687Why would you blame any fanbase? Just blame dramaniggers that are here just for drama.
Her throat is really bothering her, she keeps drinking
>>5679730She's crying
>>5679711ogeynow draw me a big booty bitch with nice thighs to compensate for your sins
Don't people blink a lot when they have tears in the eyes?
>Holy Trinity>GuraLol
>>5679709Jenma took over and is currently playing pre-recorded Gura noises at regular intervals.
gura is getting fucked on stream RIGHT NOW
is this the REAL GFE?
pepsi hate
>>5679706It's horrible. I'm genuinely concerning now.
This watchalong sucks
Good on Matsuri for two group collabs tomorrow
Ok so she's muting herself until she needs to talk, and when she does she's being very quiet.
CHANG HATE
haha cya later chang
>>5679745Gura just got a message back from her doctor and its terminal.
>>5679367>>5679546Why do chumbuds act like this?
RIP Australia
CHANG LOVE
bye bye chang
I mean she knows she's being way too quiet but she's not ending the stream or saying anything. There is only one conclusionHer tummy hurts
Okay she clearly wasn't looking at the movie or chat there
>>5679131Me too!!
>>5679650Xd
Now she's looking to her side monitor. I'm now really concerned something's happening with HoloEN
>gura is really into the movie and doesn't speak to pay attention OMG SHE'S LITERALLY HAVING SEX RIGHT NOWOH FUCK AME IS PREGNANTSHIT SHIT SHIT HER PARENTS DIEDTake your meds and calm the fuck down.
>>5679666that's because they're in here, why do you think their own thread is dead? Always been like this even on /jp/, lurking here waiting for any opportunity to start drama.
We eatin good today rrats!
>>5679745She's getting fucked on stream
WALTER LOVE. HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE.
CHANG LOVE?
>>5679745this but post cute rrat photos and webms to go with them
>>5679728Just watch, Mori will do something to save this.
>>5679756by me
Ignoring cuckposting, she definitely got some bad news on the phone. Most likely personal stuff.
GURAAAAAAAI WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I hope Gura’s throat is just bothering her, I hope she didn’t get bad news and is just powering through the movie
and she still going to be on meme reviews
>>5674925>>5678912Great thread.
>>5679490What news?>doctor said it'll heal in a few weeks to heal and not to worry okay
>>5679796Gura's arm is stuck in a jar and she's trying to get it out
>>5679787you don't understand, this is really abnormal for gura. she isn't even responding to the movie.
I feast today, but without you it's not the same...
>>5679650Haha...
>>5679687Me, I sent the message.
>constantly blinking>muted>"sorry guys"yeah it's ame
gura... her brain is definetely not on the movie right now...
>>5679728Maybe the bitch should address that she is choking on my cock while cuckbuds are watching so we don't have to go through that
At least the movie is good.
>>5679787>He has never seen a Gura watchalong.
We'll see, if she ends the stream really quickly once the movie ends then something is up.
Nooo, not Mr Miyagi!
>>5679787>GURA HAVING SEX>AME PREGNANT
>>5679803Either personal or maybe regarding her Hololive job?I hope it's none of this and she's okay
>>5679745Gura got a phone call and took it. Muted her phone and instinctively paused her movie. She said Sorry Guys because she is not out of sync and doesn't want to comment since everything she is seeing is a minute late.
>>5679787Anon, are you new to Gura watchalongs?
Me-me told you-you this day would-would come-some
>>5679796
>>5679800I hope she collabs with a man again
Gura literally say anything please
>>5679740Is it bad enough to make Gura go quiet?
>>5679785She's reading something on her side monitor. You can see her eyes darting back and forth like she's reading lines of text.
Please fucking die, Melvin
If everyone who just cuckposted was permabanned, the quality of these threads would improve exponentially.
>>5679787m8 I'm not saying any of those are true but you're stupid if you think this is just her being "into the movie"She even said "sorry guys" earlier.
Yeah, she's never been this quiet during a watchalong. Hope the little cun isn't getting pounded too hard
Jesus fuck I tuned in to watch some schlockino while seeing Gura's cute reactions to stuff but the fucking meltdown over every blink and every eye movement of Gura's rig is proving to be more entertaining than anything else.
So this is why the 25th went fine for once
Just reschedule Gura no one is gonna mind there's no point keeping this going.
what the hell is going on
>sorry guys, i gotta mute mic for now! :3WE ARE GETTING KEKED
>>5679809HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
the text...
>>5679650xd
Oh her BF is home
>Sorry guys I gotta mute mic for now.
Oh hey she added a message
>sorry guys, i gotta mute mic for now!Sex confirmed?
TIME FOR THE BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE
>Mic muted
>sorry guys i'm gonna mute mic for nowGURA???????????
>The message just nowHOLY YAB GURA
>>5679871it's still the 25th somewhere...
ooohhh nnooo her boyfriend is in her room
nerf sora holy shithttps://youtu.be/MpGbqlDLhDQhttps://youtu.be/MpGbqlDLhDQhttps://youtu.be/MpGbqlDLhDQ
GURA WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shes on a meeting or something
>>5679848It actually really is cute...
Doxxbraps have now defended:>Doxxing>Harassing other groups>Letting a top level producer win her (aimed at indies) contest>Mori joining Hololive just to boost her failed music career>Mori thanking superchats mid collab>Mori numberfagging mid collab>Anitubers>First collab not being a senpai>First off-collab not being a senpai>Mori actively ignoring hololive culture>Bringing toxic normalfags to other holos chats>Basically ruining every collab just by being there>Forcing eceleb collabs even when initially told no by cover>Bringing Ecelebs into Genmates chats>Vshojo faggots>Nijiniggers>Trannies>Cuckholdry
Gura, the rrats!
>>5679809Unfortunately she can't really cancel any of the 3 streams she has scheduled. Maybe only usaken, but I don't think she'd be ok with missing it. Couldn't have happened at a worse time
If Gura doesn't react on the /k/ino gun scene I'm going to concernfag
>have toRrats?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THE RRATS
Yeah, I think she's just eating her spring roll.
>sorry guys i'm gonna mute mic for now
SEX WITH ME
>>5679862Site traffic wouldn't recover if you banned all the burgers.
FINAL YAB
Gura...
Hey guys JWU after 10 hours what did I miss? Everything good?
MIC MUTED CONFIRMED MESSAGESHE'S TALKING TO SOMEONERED ALERT RED ALERTPOST RRATS NOWWHO IS SHE TALKING TO????????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GETTING KEKED ON LIVESTREAM
Hmmmm Sex with Gura while she's streamingLucky guy
>>5679650___________________XD_______________________
>>5679658Ayame "naps are for the weak" friend was taking a nap?
The rrats are feasting good tonight.
i should have taken the screenshot while she was winking but i was a second late
And 'lo /vt/ entered the dark ages
Oi, shitposters are getting uppity right now so I'll just drop the horoscope and go do some reps for the rest of the day. No purchases accepted this time, sorry.>Don't get sad if no one is laughing at your jokes today, Virgo. It doesn't mean you aren't funny. It just means that people may not be in the mood to laugh. Ridiculous as it seems, today is simply a better day to cry. Let out all your pent-up emotions. Talk things over with others. Your heart communicates well through you today.
Good thing Tremors was a spontaneous movie pick and not something people were looking forward to.
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE SAW ON HER PHONE???
open her month and mute her micI have watch this before.....no gura no.....she's eating oh no what's she eating god damndont do this to my oshi ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe there's some ruckus outside? like a march or something and she fears of doxx, since they're a huge thing
Guys, I just realized.Where is Ina?
Delicious
TELL ME MORE
Is this the so called Yab?
AHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA CONCERNNNNN
>That shaking just nowOH NO
Give me one explanation for the "I have to mute the mic right now"She lives by herself, right?
THE FUCK THE SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>5679941I'm concernfagging LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GURA NO. THE RRATS
>>5679809Lol, every time she goes on vacation she gets in an accident.
>Get back home too late to watch the movie with Gura and the chumbuds>Thread writes cuckoldry fanfiction>Surely it can't be that bad>Open Gura stream>Said about 3 words in the past 10 minutes even though she was very talkative during Jaws last timeUh
Oh boy I can’t wait for this to be shitposted about for a week
>>5679650no
>>5679967She's crying and doesn't want to talk
>>5679967my rrat: Shes on a meeting
>>5679441its different from her normal behavior. but it could easily be because she is sick and coughing/phleghming. Has she streamed while sick before?
Gura could at least post some commentary about the movie in chat...
Now this is a rrat, just membered with ARS to check.Yep she fuckin'.She'll come with something after the stream and people will eat it up though.
She was blinking because chat was telling her to blink in response to the no pants thing.
>>5679927
>:Oghost blowjob woooowoooooooo
>gura getting fucked on stream>I'm missing it because I'm not a shrimpfor fucks sake
>>5679936And afterwards is dead hours until 60 Minutes of (Loving) Hate. I'm really not looking forward to those threads...
>>5679941shut up witch
SOMEONE IS WITH GURA ON HER ROOM RIGHT NOW
MY CURIOUSITY LEVEL IS SKYROCKETINGGURA WHY YOU MUTING? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT'S THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>5679937Waking up that early for my oshi is taxing on my frame.
>>5679941AH I'M CONCERNFAGGING
Someone is pounding Gura right now, anon, just imagine
I'm not one for rrat-posting but how the fuck do you tore your muscles in your neck if you are not weightlifting or doing something really intensive that puts a massive strain on your body?it's pretty clear that she was practicing sex
>THE FUCKoh she's mad about something
https://youtu.be/az7AI5HTFMQhttps://youtu.be/az7AI5HTFMQhttps://youtu.be/az7AI5HTFMQhttps://youtu.be/az7AI5HTFMQ
>the fuck>gura cussingNevermind, it's serious.
THIS IS THE END, BROTHERS
>>5679978She was very talkative earlier this stream too...
>that head shakeI'm turning off this stream this is giving me an anxiety attack
AHHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE I PAID TEN DOLLARS FOR THIS
>>5679570
Gura getting fucked on stream, LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>5679911Anon I take that you don't watch Kiara regularly, but there is no way she'd cancel streams just for Pain
>>5679967She just talked so:>either she saw something bad/something happened and feels sad>ruckus outside, doesn't want to get doxxed or make us hear what's happening>she's feeling ill
>>5680016seems like someone came outside
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE ARE TOO MANY RRATSWHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXTERMINATOR
ALL THE GUNS
maybe her neighbors are being really loud and doesn't want us to hear them
>>5680012I already blew a load to it.
Oh shit, they rented out Kiara's house for this movie?
>>5679928yeah dude, all dandy just my oshi breaking her neck and spine
Fucking hell this place is gonna be shit for weeks now
>>5679946>>5679848>>5679819cute rrats
>>5679966NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RRATTATATATATATATATATA
God damn, the practical effects on this movie are great!
Distract yourself from from the rrats with Cocunny
Gooruh...
Their ears must be ringing
>>5679941Can I get an uuuuuhhh Capricorn horoscope?
i didnt see the messge in guras chat does anyone have a screencap
Ready for take off
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>5680027the movie?
>>5680012UOOOOOOH
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>5679991I hope the reason is good so I can delusion myself into believing.
>>5680071What is this? A rratcopter for ants?
The fuck I tought rrats were a myth?!?!
>>5680048LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Goddamn... I hate being curious, now I just really want to know what could possibly be the reason
So many fucking guns. I love this guy.
not like this gura....
Welp Gura's dead Glad I didn't waste money on membership earlier
>>5680043...she would just say that then
>>5679912you called itshe couldn't resist the elephant gun
And then they fucked
>>5680065read nigga read
haachama became an hero, you will get cover post tmrw.
>>5680027how did you manage this
All those gun shots in such a small room made out of cinderblocks would leave them permanently deaf.
>>5679928Kiara will never walk again, Gura is getting fucked on livestream.
Move over Deadbeats and KFP, it's out turn now
>>5679941Give me libra onegai!
>>5680103gura loves small arms and shooting!
Why have you boyfriend over during a stream Gura? His ass can wait
>>5680059Yeah this is seamless meshing of the actors and miniatures
>Gura's only letting high pitched one line squeals out to align with her moans.
People just commenting on the movie while this is going on is cracking me up
If you unironically believe she is having sex on stream you should probably kill yourself and spare the thread your cuckoldry
>>5680062COCUNNY EROTIC
>>5680008Ayamefriend's tiny frame...
this is nothing compared to gura's T3 NTR stream
>>5679973UOOOOOH! Gura wearing Mio's outift means that she's wearing socks and sandals!!!!!!!!!
She's talking too "frequently" to be something serious or dangerous.All in on "She saw something bad and felt sad for a while and she's slowly recovering".
>>5679941Oh I know I'm not funny, I don't need a horoscope try to tell me that I am.
>>5680126I mean, it's his apartment too
Didn't we literally have an active meido last night? Why does this nigger disappear at the worst times possible?
>>5680121READ NIGGA READ THE POST
>>5679967>someone came to her
>>5680146This doesn't make any sense you autist.
gura is the last minute replacement on meme review!!
>>5680017>practicing sexwhat language is this
>>5680133Anyone who thinks this is a gura anti and should leave the membership and hang themselves
>>5680110HOLY SHIT KEK
ARE YOU GUYS MOCKING OUR SCHIZO BECAUSE WE'RE NOT SHRIMPS? YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKING KUSOGAKI LIKE HER RIGHT NOW
>>5680133t. coping pedophile
I’m honestly confused why Gura didn’t just reschedule the stream…I’m stuck watching this kinda shitty movie now since she’s not really talking.
Have you thought about the fact Gura simply read Kiara's message about being hurt and is concernfagging hard like this thread?
lmao she reacted to 'ol pal stumpy but was muted
SHE'S BOBBOING HER HEAD ALL VOER THE PLACEI'M PHYSICALLY TRANSFORMING INTO A RRAT
>Kiara will be in pain and will feel like shit during the summer festival>Gura might be depressed if she got really bad news>Ame is an asshole and doesn't even want to stream her PoV so she doesn't have to talk to anyoneY-yay Summer festival h-hype!...
>>5680133Already coping, aren't we?
>>5680138T o T
>>5678968Okay...
>>5680157I'm dumb, please don't scream...
>>5680017Me and Kiara had sex last night? Neat.
>>5680180Kiara's tweet is literally just "doc said it'll heal in a few weeks", stop being so overdramatic
50-50 on>Horsie die>Gura sadand>Construction
>>5680168Makes more sense than any of the lazy cuckshit being spammed now.
>>5680110What the fuck is going on there lmao
>power just went outfuuuck offf
>>5680180>KFP ruined the stream
>>5679928gura is living the africats experiencekiara is a paraplegic moriwho cares about ina
I think I might be in love with Uruha
>>5680151Did we?
>>5680185
>>5680188HoloEN is in recline...
>>5680178She utters a word every 5 minutes you chumkek. Dont be greedy
>>5680151he was active today during EU hours, before that he was nuking everything during NA prime timeI assume he passed out
>>5680133If you ironically posted about it, you should kill yourself too.
A WHOLE SENTENCE PRAISE GOD
>>5680180Cmon she's not that much of a crybaby. Right?
>>5680177t. BBC loving cuckShouldn’t you be posting blacked edits on cooldown?
She's munching the cum chumbudos dont listen noooooooooooo
>>5680178The stream already started when whatever happened happened and she doesn't want to end it.
>>5680188I will be there for Ina
>>5680215That's normal
>>5680203That's just Kiara being nice, maybe she said on Discord it's more serious
>>5680197This is the first one that made me recoil in pain
NESTOR LOVE
Ok seems like the BF is out of the room
>>5680133People always jump on any opportunity to cuckpost, especially when it's Gura because cumbuds always take bait, but honestly Gura should just say something because this is making everyone uncomfortable
>>5680110c*alifornia.....
>>5679745ogey
Sorry guys, Gura's neighbor here, I just really needed to beat my bitch of a wife something fierce. I got it out of my system now, the bitch is going to behave now, so the noise should be over and Gura can talk again.
>>5680035It's probably the first one. I doubt there's noise outside since her avatar was dying before she went silent, so she got a phone call or a message that most likely killed her mood.
>>5680215Don't fall for it, she'll suck your wallet dry!
>>5680249Yes I'm sure the doc actually said "your sprained neck muscle is terminal, I'm sorry"
>>5680188Ina ina ina....
>>5680275Abuse your wife some other time cunt I want to hear my oshi's cute noises
At least we're not Towa posting
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1408899511792017411OHAPOL
>literally 15minhow long is a quicky?
>>5680211Ame Ame Ame...
>>5680188>Mori will be drunk from pregaming with her sc reading.
sorry guys gura's bf here i was vacuum sucking farts out her asshole, i'm done now
Why's Gura bobbing up and down so much?
BF not in the room anymore. His dick got covered in Gura cunny juice
Vibing to the elephant gun
>All this cuckpostingI fucking hate burgers. Blacked shit is your fault too
>>5680290This is the only trinity I believe in desu
>>5680249Nigga is just a tore muscle, it's a nothingburger
Thread is so concerned I can post Bosu
>>5677909KNEEL
Really shows how quick you guys love to shit on Gura
>>5680298anon...
>>5680188Anon, Ame will stream her POV. How is she an asshole? She's just shy
>>5680262What a pathetic quickshot, kek
>>5680301bread
>>5680203That's Kiara's tweet to everyone, she could've sent a more concerning message in discord like sending her fucked up x-ray
>>5680188>Ina is just going to hang out with Gen 5 instead of everyone else
>>5680326Is he a wolf or a dog?
>>5680275Based anon. Good to put them in their place.
>Gura was googling this whole time
Yeah guys, I'm finished, she should be good now.
>>5680296Polka is so cool!
Reminder to report and ignore antis.
>>5680326based
>>5680296k-kakkoi!!
>>5680328>you guysYou mean the 3 ESLs spamming on cooldown?
Bro what if Gura is sad/upset because Kiara can no longer participate at a 3d event? Fucking up your spine would put you behind on any dance practice for a 3d event.
>Gura and Ame started dating after their birthday stream>Ame becomes a lot more forward and oddly obsessive, and she calls Gura's phone frequently now>Just called her during the watchalong to start flirting/have some small-talkThis is the only explanation
>>5680328The same would happen to any EN, honestly.
oh boy....if Gura doesn't have an explanation for this and just ends asap after the movie, the shitposting is only going to get worse
>>5680326based bossuchad
>>5680228She is a huge crybaby but she isn't going to cry over a tweet.
I kind of wish I forgot Gura had a stream today.This shit is making me go crazy.
>>5680296She saw all the >are we cool now posting that goes on here and decided to tweet this.SHE'S HERE
>>5680328All it takes is a few membered cuckshitters to shit up the thread and then antis who aren’t even watching can start shitting up the thread too
>>5680343CuteHe's a jackel
Nice fanbase cuckbuds
>>5680341I've been ready for this since Monday's collab with Lamy
>>5680298if i had a gf like gura i'd either last 30 seconds or be overwhelmed with lust and be going at it for hours. Zero inbetween
SHE'S BACK
>>5680295Don't tempt me
>>5680365Why do you have to make everything about Kiara
>>5680328I mean it's a member stream so...
that roof is like paper
>>5680377I just went to go play legend of mana. Anxiety was starting to demolishing me.
>>5680387Well fuck guess I'm retarded
>>5680321Leftists aren't American.
>>5680285>>5680324Regardless if it being grave, she might have posted something like "it hurts" on Discord
>gura is talking againwhat is the meaning of this?
>>5680366>This is the only explanationIf you're mentally ill maybe
>>5680358No, it's not just 3 ESLs spamming on cooldown and you know it.
>>5680395Togepi...https://youtu.be/m-BMDdzJf_w?t=2828
Gura's back
>>5678968why nobody post "THAT" link like before?
Seems like we're back to normal now. She'll pretend like nothing happened...
>>5680371That’s the thing though. That would only be here. No one in chat or outside of 4chan would thing anything of it. It’s because this place is legitimately full of schizos
>>5680415Sure it isn't
>>568032190% of americans are cuckolds, its to be expected
>>5680411Whoever was in her room is not anymore.
>>5680405Well I had to google it myselfWE ARE RETARDED
Looks like J*y is back. Flew over from the UK
We need another exotic firearm on the screen so Gura will care about the movie again
>>5680396papashark just passed away due to an RTA while going back home from gura's house
I don't know what's worse, the idea that some chumbuds might actually be this insecure, or the idea the the antichums are autistic enough to respond to their own false flags
>>5680396Because she just went to a hospital / announced what the doc told her. It's prime rrat bait
>>5680407And that makes someone cry for half an hour? You're ridiculous
why so many cucks here anyways?
>cumbuds literally paying to watch their oshi engage in unscrupulous actsIs it still ok because 'Gura is cute!'?
>>5680409Fra's reaction to this whole thing was hilarious.
>>5680424As long as we get a long random stream of chatter after the movie I'm okay with this
>>5680008Don't worry about it, daytime dozing is pretty common among the elderly. You just don't have as much stamina as used to have when you weren't a walking, talking raisin.
>>5680298pathetic...she needs a real stud to pound that cunny for hours on end
I will forever question Gura's choice of movies
GO KEVIN BACON, GO!
>>5680415The hell it isn't. Last time some puritan got mad at Gura's ASMR he spent 13 hours posting on cooldown.
>>5680454Yes.
>>5680454Not only is it okay it's also making me rock hard
Kiara is pregnant, i opened her belly and cummed directly on her eggs from the fallopian tube. Now she is having an ectopic pregnancy
>>5680450Girls are girls
>>5680426There are probably twenty, tops.If twenty people were taken out today, the entire board's quality would jump immensely.
>open /hlgg/>retard-tier zero-effort cuckspamming>close /hlgg/
>>5680371I wish she just could lie easly and say something like there was ton of noises outside or she got a phonecall
>>5680411cum
>>5680446Every nigger and their mother responds to their own falseflag, come on now.
TODD JUST PASSED AWAY
there are only five degrees between that monster and kevin bacon
>>5680454Yes. Gura cutest.
Man I forgot to even watch the movie for like 30 minutes
rrats away
>>5680453I'm not even a cuck but I cuckpost sometimes because it makes some retards here extremely insecure
>Chumbuds whine like bitches about bait and 'antis', bite the said bait and metapost about how horrible it isIt's a pathetic sight to behold. The bait isn't even good, god damn.
>>5680415All shitposting is pretty much 3 ESLs spamming on cooldown.
>>5680454
>>5680450I honestly dont think Kiara's the reason but if it was the case then its Gura who we're talking about
we gotta
>>5680484Speak for yourself, fucker.
>>5680454The idea of that made me hard so yeah I don't mind.
>>5680426nah, other places dont care if gura is getting fucked by a black guy on the other end. only 4chan does.
>>5680463How rude.
>>5680439you wish sheep shagger
>>5680296
>>5680499Problem?
>>5680008>YWN Awkwardly offer the very tiny Ayamefriend a piggyback ride for 10 minutes before you notice she doesn't want one
>>5680421Swear to god this is the hottest Towa pictureonly in the top 5 hottest Luna pics though
>>5680499>he says as he makes another metapostWhat did he mean by this?
She definitely had someone in her room. It's okay Gura, you can tell us. No need to hide it.
>>5680321well its the jews but lets not get too real.
>>5680454Yes, I am a cuckfag
Cuckbuds........
If I didn't have this place to shitpost with people shitposting the exact same things for the exact same reason I think I might've actually gone insane while she was quiet there
>>5680454t.
>two HoloEN members were away, the others just had shill streams>Kiara's body is shutting down>Gura just got really bad newsThis really is the worst week for HoloEN, huh?
>>5680509Only you are cucked enough to have that be your first though
>>5680497>sheep poster>shitposting faggotTell me something I didn't know
Sucking on Ame's fat tiddies is a good pastime.
>>5680538You have a mental problem, get help
>>5680517you tell him Todd
>>5680555she's going to chomp your balls
>>5680538I'm not bothering with the cuckshit, but I'm still concernfagging.
>>5680556
>>5680549>Gura got really bad newsMore like she had her bf in the room
big dog
>>5680366cope
>>5680515>can't even think of a witty comeback
So now that the dust is settled, we all agree someone forced entry into Guras house and raped her while she was streaming, right?
I'm pretty certain all of them could ride in the scoop there... there's not that many of them, and that's a big scoop.
Gura will probably explain what happened after the movie
>>5680555
I just want to point out, if the /pol/ sticky was still up none of these retards would be here right now
>>5680596>someoneI have a name.
>>5680538>goneYou're already insane. Take meds.
>all this rratposting>not posting cute rrat videosfucks sake.
Please just address it after the movie and say anything Gura, like "neighbours were being loud" or anything I don't careJust so it can be put to rest
YEA HA, PIPE BOMBS
>>5680578solid, original post. you definitely shouldn't neck yourself
>>5680603If the meidos actually did their jobs these retards would've already been banned
>>5680601......
>Yeah pipebomb!She's really meYou never lived or are a cuck city boy if you didn't make homemade fireworks in high school
>>5680596
>>5680612Who cares. Just let this shitty place burn.
>>5680613Have one on the house
>>5680601I wish I could put money on this because I think she 100% won't (and if she did I'd be genuinely happy about paying up)
https://streamable.com/j63gcqChumbuddies............
>>5680601It's better not to have expectations
>>5680613
>There are anons ITT RIGHT NOW that don’t know where “uoh” posting came from
i can't believe gura is cheating on us...
MELVIN HATE
>>5680644t. person who probably posted that retarded shit in the first place
>>5680601unlikely
>>5680630cute rrats
Really though, what's stopping Gura from just explaining what happened? Literally a sentence of explanation could put us all at ease...
>gura seemed genuinely concerned>used her serious voice>eyes darting all over the placeHow does serious/concerned/upset gura equate to getting fucked? You rrats aren't even pushing your rrats in the right direction
>>5680630cute mmice
>>5680675she forgot about it
>>5680677is he ogey?
>>5680644>>5680612both
>>5680657Nice I can get off to this
>>5680657uuuooohhh
>>5680660>they are making a hollywood movie now
>>5680675She might after the movie.
>>5680343Skunk
>>5680657I miss that bg like you wouldnt believe
Just a reminder last time you fags blew up a rrat with Gura the nips got it to that japanese drama alert guy and someone made an article about it
>>5680601The more she talks before the end the less likely this is, putting txt onscreen kinda invites explanation though
So will Mori save Gura from this like before?
>>5680657Thanks for the fap material for later
>>5680603>blaming /pol/ for regular 4chan usersmaybe you're using the wrong website? what /pol/ sticky btw?
Luckily I'm not romantically attracted to Gura, so I can enjoy this simply as exhibitionism with extra steps.It's pretty good not going to lie.
>>5680612her live 2d didn't stopped moving, it was obvious some sort of message, probably from management
>>5680601I love Gura, but you're delusional. There's like a 7% chance we get a vague answer like "something came up" at best.
>>5680660It was invented in /hlg/ and you cant convince me otherwise
>>5680680>You rrats aren't even pushing your rrats in the right directionThat's_the_joke.jpg
>>5680630Bucket traps are extraordinarily based. Rats will start to each other before the night is over purely out of instinct, regardless of how much grain is actually in the bucket.
>>5680630what's the name of the channel again?
>>5680694>no tail
>>5680680Cmon anon it's low effort bait. I hope it didn't get any of (You) because that would be kinda sad.
2 is better
>>5680680The rrats don't need to make sense when you and your discord buddies just spam on cooldown.
This movie kinda sucks a bit by the wayJaws was a lot better
Get a life dick head, stop talking to yourself
>>5680612It really doesn't matter anon, don't be a bitch
>>5680727that or she's going to lie about it/bend the truth.
>>5680657Damn that was hot, thanks for posting
>>5680680anon, the cuckposters are just threadreaders
Haha she knows what a pipe bomb explosion actually looks like
>>5680718Go back
>chumtourists shitting up the thread>cuckposters and rrat orgy>c***** peak comfyNewfags getting filtered
>certain combinations of household chemicals are illegal
>>5680747nobody said it was better than Jawsshe wanted to watch more horror-comedy like Sharknado and this is 1000x better than Sharknado 2-6
>>5680750kek, imagine being this much of a schizo
melvin has a gun
This seems awkward to watch after what happened. Does Gura even want to be here anymore?
And then Melvin shoots himself
EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION
>it was emptyBased Bert
>>5680601hahahaha
>>5680800A shame
KEK.
gura's giggles give me life
>>5680799It doesn't help that the movie is shit.
Let's settle this once and for allhttp://poal.me/jztb2f
Eat shit Melvin
>still checks it when Melvin hands it backwhat a chad
>>5680734Im not sure if its from the same channel but there's a channel dedicated to rat/mouse traps called Shawn Woods
>>5680836Yeah that's the main problem.I'm completely not focused on it, I only gave a shit about Gura's commentary, and if she's staying silent... Zzzzz....
CHUMBUDS ONLY>What happened with Gura during that extremely awkward period of time? Vote now!http://poal.me/m1t7rahttp://poal.me/m1t7rahttp://poal.me/m1t7rahttp://poal.me/m1t7ra
>>5680777Bleach and vinegar will make a poisonous vapor that can cause long term lung and eye damage.
>>5680760I would prefer a lie to no explanation at all.
>>5680843I truly appreciated that little detail
**B>check thread>it's chumbud hoursok bye
Kiara would never do this btw. She would explain as much as she can while trying to comfort the KFP
>>5680838>he completely forgot to include that SHE EATS0/10 try harder next time moonafic
preppers don't look
hey guys Ame here. Kiara had to dip out of the meme review because of her neck, so Coco asked Gura to fill in. that's why she was quiet earlier.
>>5680874desu I forgot that Moona eats
>>5680855don't listen to this anon; that makes mustard gas
>>5680727>something came upyou're goddamned right something did! it was an irl friend(male)'s cock >;^D
UhhhChumcuks
>>5680865t. deadbeat
DOOMSDAY BUNKER LOVE
Who the fuck names their kid Melvin?
>>5680854your post is too obvious
>>5680859not if you knew it was a lie
Now that the dust has settledhttps://poal.me/pnhx31
>>5680677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUjtVjrWe6Iccat
>>5680865why are robosa like this?
next Kiara upload: am giraffe
>>5680839
>>5680899Me on the left
>Nevada desert>they aren't sunburnt as all hell or dying from dehydration
Don't forget this sick bastard will always be here.
Bert has a cannon
>now they're spamming poals
>>5680854>Boyfriend>Telling Ame how much she loves herSame thing
Ohohoho this thread is going so well...
>>5680930kek
>Lassoing a pipe bomb
>>5680892Shut up Ame we're watching a movie!
>>5680677
take it, take the bait, anon!
>>5680930Am Christopher Reeves
Uhhh... chumkeks?
>>5680657g-guys why am I hard
>>5680950are the rrats ogey.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/mepcyw.jpg
>>5680945Nevada hadn't invented desert heat in the 90's
>5680961>zhang emotes
So considering how happy Gura is, it's definitely not a bad phone call/news. So someone was at Gura's room and they came in without Gura leaving her spot. Rrats on who?
>>5680965cute
>>5680961Why DO anons save pictures that are only ever posted in the Chinese forum where they get together and plan raids on Holo communities and streams?
>>5680421>Luna's necklace keeps disappearing and reappearingAnd I thought Gura's rigging was bad.
>>5680854She definitely saw Kiara's tweet
>>5680959Mori-san, time for another TT collab so the entire board focuses their hatred on you again
I might have to rewatch the Jaws watchalong to get what just happened in Gura's stream out of my mind.
>>5678968GUYS UMM????
Describe unto me the feel of the anal walls that Ms Ninomae possesses
>Gura acting normal now
[Good News] Gura is really into it.
>>5680999>Gura>Happy currentlyshe even used the serious voice
>>5680999You know exactly who it was, anon
>>5680999Nah, my bet is on phone call she couldn't ignore
>>5681020She can't be crying for that Tweet and it's not because I hate Kiara but because it's literally nothing.
>>5681028Gaped
>>5680930Her Live2D needs a neckbrace like that one picture of Luna wearing a marshmallow
>>5681026Rewatch The Thing instead. It's been a long time and it was her best watchalong. Super good movie too.
>>5681025is he ogey?
>>5680986that is the appropriate response
>>5680411Was quick shot sorry.
>>5681028Loose due to the numerous tentacles constantly stuffing her to the brim
>>5681025is that rrat ogey
>>5680968too far...
>>5680854>http://poal.me/m1t7ra>masturbating on streamcome on anon, she only did that once >:^|
>>5681053Yeah, he walked it off.
>>5681025Is that rrat ogey?
>>5681025RRATMAN NOOOOOOOO
>>5681028slimy
Saving the bomb for next worlds
>>5681026Maybe you should kill yourself if you need to cleanse your mind
>>5681015Jogs the noggin
BELIEVE IN THE PLAN ARTHUR.
>>5681028kimchi
>>5681015Hmmm I wonder....
Do you think Kiara would laugh at this meme or would she find it insulting
>no modspost cunny
>>5680706Huh? Narukami did a video on Gura?
GRABOID LOVE
TREMOR LOVE
Why does the big worm look like a calzone?
>Graboid didn't explode into a burning wreck.Missed opportunity.
>>5681126haha fat rrat
>>5681025Dude why spoiling the movie
>>5681074https://streamable.com/wuydfk
Graboid chuuba when?
>>5681152kek
>>5681026Nothing happened, you retard.
While this was a cool scene, it doesn't make sense that an underground creature that can basically echolocate wouldn't realize leaving the ground before it does
>>5681134calzones are immature worms
>>5681072"Was Christopher Walken" would be more tasteful.
>>5681130Decided not too but people kept asking for it
aftershocks when
>>5681166The pipebomb confused it
Yeah she's back to normal, so it was just someone in her room, probably her mom or something.
>>5681166animals are retarded
>>5681025how can I even ogey without my rrat ?
>>5681166I mean, they did kinda deafen it a bit with the pipe bomb
>>5681153Ayyyyy there ya go ;^)
soo... what happend to Ina?
>>5681180>the absolute state of newfag dramaniggers
GURA CUTE
>>5681166The bomb disoriented it did you watch the movie faggot?
i want to worship gura's asshole
>>5681178That actually makes sense and I'm dumb for not realizing
>>5681166Panic from the pipebomb/tunnel vision on hunting prey
>>5681180it was ame
>>5680933/ggg/ is for discordniggers
>>5681187You get 1 (one) replacement rrat. Don't lose it.
>>5681180nice cope, she lives alone
A PHDA PRETTY HUGE DICK
>>5681166The point of throwing the bomb right next to it was to confuse it and throw off it's echolocation.
>>5681153Hot
>>5681166That was the point of the pipebomb, anon.
>>5681025Fucking tragic.
>>5681114She would shake her head, but it would probably kill her.
blushing Gura cures all ailments
>>5681180it was _me
>>5681200>tunnel vision Ina...
So why did Gura mute herself for 30 minutes though?
GO REBA GO
ok, time for explanations
So those 2 fuck after the scene fades right?
>>5681167holy rrat oh jesas
TREMOR LOVE. GOOD MOVIE!!
>>5681153WHY AM I HARD
>>5681193Don't worry, she's with me.
>>5681193She transferred to gen5
>>5681153The eye movements make this feel probably stronger than Ollie's yab
Melvin should have fuckign died.
>>5681180She lives alone anon, she said so many times
>>5680390>Monday's collab with LamyWait what? I thought that got cancelled?
>it's a ripoff
>gura says i have good movie tastecya later virgins
>>5681227We'll never know
>>5681167I beleeb this rrat
>Good movie!Gura, you barely watched half of it.
Gura is very cute
>>5681166The bombs were scaring them away when they detonated. He threw the bomb behind it to freak it out, and so it just ran full speed ahead out of the cliff without thinking about it.
Cute shark
>>5681153I'm fucking HORNY
Explanations Gura NOWMy anxiety peaked because of this shit
Reba karaoke cover when, Gura?
>ywn steal a kiss from country girl Gura like a true cowboy after killing a giant worm
>>5681256She was actually talking to me
LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS. GOD SHE'S SO CUTE.
>>5681243Chang didn't deserve it... MELVIN HATE
>>5681243This. Otherwise, 10/10 film.
>>5681025>the average japanese rrat
>Gura is just going to finish the streamOh lord
Here comes the moment of truth..
Alright Gura, what's happening?
(ง ื▿ ื)ว
>>5681268Take meds first.
>>5681268Why?
>>5681211>>5681244>Living alone means nobody can ever come to your houseAre you people literal children?
>>5681232Yeah while Earl sends him tips over ham radio
Get ready for nothing you fucks
>>5681180Boyfriend
>>5681273Say hello to this giant worm!*unzips dick*
>>5681205What's the difference with here?
>>5681273Actually it was a giant rrat that I killed
>>5681021>goes as her roommate so people can't claim she drags Hololive into them
Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/njyrzz
>ogeyyy
>silent againI'm gonna conceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeern
>>5681243Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?
>>5681268How do you even survive your day to day life?
>>5681025Why did he do it bros?
>I had something come up
OH NONONO WHO'S SOMETHING
>i had something come upFUCKING
Hmmmmmmm.... Not a good explanation Gura
Is Gura OGEY?
She won't tell us
>i had something come upThere's all the explanation you're getting.
>I WANNA TALKIT'S HAPPENING
>DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO TALKOH FUCK THE RRATS
>>5680727>something came up
>>5681307How do you unzip a dick? You mean your pants, right?
SOMETHING?
>no elaboraton the rrats....
oh no please don't be anything bad
I DIDNT TAKE MY MEDS HELP
Phone background sound?!?!
>I had something come up>I was very annoyedThat's it? Come on Goomba.
>something came up>don't have time to talk muchIt's over...
Angry Gura
Manager-san calling in meetings in the middle of streams again
>annoyeduh oh rratfags
GURA IS FUCKING PISSED
uhhh what the fuck?
>>5681307
Gura... The rrats...>annoyed
>really annoyedProbably neighbors making noise.
>>5681340>>5681341kek
Good work management lurking :}
>ANNOYEDRRATS SLAIN
>something come up... a bit annoyedWhat did Mori do this time
Well annoyed is something. Better than sad
>>5681338kek
rrat time
Annoyed definitely makes me think manager or family call
annoyed?
So she was annoyed not sad.
What was she annoyed by?
Something came, alright...
>>5681130>>/jp/thread/S30655302#p30657574
>annoyed>can you still hear this?>no, we're goodApartment grounds keeper started mowing the lawn lmao
>>5681347Just an important call she had to take.
>Gura annoyedrrats?
>>5681180not necessarily in her room, could have been on the phone with a rl friend/relative/bf, Obviously that would have higher priority and so she'd mute it. She just didn't stop the movie cause she'd feel bad about that and it would be a bitch getting synced again.
>>5680727>gura posted this
>Can you guys hear it through this?Her neighbours were having loud sex.
SHE NEEDS ME TO SAVE HER
>>5681378Mori started spamming Gura with shitty rap music again
MY BOYFRIEND
Probably not Cover related, right?
>>5681374Don't you mean confirmed?
TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH HER _____ ???????
She's gonna go soon cause she's pissed and has to deal with something
well then, the rrats will be having a bountiful feast now
GURA BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT
>DuneStop
>SHE'S TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY ....WITH HER WHAT???
Trying to communicate with what Gura?
>I was trying to communicate with my-WHAT THE FUCK
>rushing to finish the stream>really annoyedIt's either work related or bad news she wants to follow up onOr she's getting fucked by her boyfriend (male)This is what schizos believe
>communicate with HER
FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER
>with myOkay, you're doing this on purpose.
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love you guys
>>5681411>>5681421Facial expressions
WHOFINISH THE GODDAMN SENTENCE BEFORE THIS THREAD GOES TO SHIT FOR A WEEK
>>5681339Fuck, Kiara found out she has cancer or something didn't she?
>>5681419Use your eyes dumbass
Her manager you dumbasses
Her parasite extended family called begging for money!
she's just in a bad mood because they wouldn't let her keep the xbox and now she'll have to buy one herself for Todd's game
>annoyedWho the fuck was she trying to communicate with during a movie? lol
>communicate with my>starts blinking
With her head movements you fucking retards
>>5681419>>5681420>>5681421are you retards watching the stream?
>>5681397That wouldn’t have higher priority you dumbfuck
>Anxiety is even worse now
>>5681411manager? fuckbuddy? SWEDE???
Someone suggest eight legged freaks to her, it would be perfect
>>5681374>believing what she says
>>5681419>>5681420>>5681421She blinked rapidly as she said that, watch the stream not the thread.
Nice lying as always
QUICK SOMEONE GO BACK AND TRANSLATE ALL THE BLINKS
>>5681124No one did try to summon them, actually.Eh, I need some time off anyways, I have assignments and papers due.
THE RRATS ARE FEASTING TODAY
>>5681421>>5681420>>5681419her blinks you retards, she started blinking, aren't you watching?
>>5681422>the pregnant rrat
>>5681411>>5681419>>5681421>>5681427i'm not sure if you guys are shitposting or actually retarded, she said she was trying to communicate with chat by rapidly blinking
I ate chips and an icecream sandwich for breakfast
I was concernfagging at first, but after the TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS it became obvious that she was simply muting herself due to some background shit. Even now she said she was trying to communicate through blinking.
>>5681419>>5681420>>5681421Literally doing it on purpose at this point KEK
you retards can't seriously be pretending you didn't see her finish the sentence by blinking rapidly
these threads are going to be awful until the festival
>stream ending immediatelyThe rrats will continue to grow fat.
AHHHH
Step aside, coming through
>>5681451>He thinks they're gonna keep playing it.
>>5681456No? rrat posting is much more fun if you only use the thread for info
>>5681436I love you too man
These next three hours are going to be fuuuun....
>>5681423It's probably work related. I'd be annoyed too if I was watching a movie and all of a sudden Jenma blows up my phone because she wants me to sing Crazy Frog
>>5681411>>5681419>>5681420>>5681421>>5681424>>5681427>>5681440Are you guys even watching the stream?>I was trying to communicate with my...>*Starts blinking very rapidly intentionally*It's clear she was trying to communicate using blinks while she was muted.
welp, thread quality gonna be garbage for the next couple of weeks
SHE WAS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHO WAS FUCKING HER DURING THE STREAM. THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR RIGHT /VT/? YES, SHE WAS FUCKING WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
Reminder we are the anti thread
>>5681470SUBARU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NONO NO NOOOOOOOO NO SEX!!!! SUBARU IS PUREEEEEEEEEE
>>5681460No, man. You have to go older. Arachnophobia.
>>5681419>>5681421with my *fast blinks*that's what she meant you retards
So this confirms that Gura knows morse code right? This only further confirms that she has a nuclear sub.
Cmon it can't be for the Xbox, right?She has to give it back and she's angry about it?Probably because she hates going outside and doesn't want to send a package?She can't be this autistic.
>>5681411try looking at the stream moron.
CHUMKEKED>CHUMKEKEDCHUMKEKED>CHUMKEKEDCHUMKEKED>CHUMKEKED
100% Gura's manager being retarded as usual and rushing her to reply.
>JENMA: "GURA SEND THE XBOX BACK FAST"
>>5681422I-I'm gonna be a dad ?
I GOT IT SHE IS PREGNANT AND JUST FOUND OUT DURING THE MOIVE
Gura hoped she was pregnant, but the test came up negative.
>>5681457>seething that gura has a real life that doesn't include youkek
>>5681485That implies the people saying this shit are watching the stream
>>5681419Gura....
>>5681518Nuclear Goomba...
>OOOH MY GOD WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVER MUTE THEMSELVES DURING A STREAM AAAAGHJesas this is some top tier autism
>>5681489I think it's better not to be here until tomorrow.
>>5681503So we need to decode her blinks?
If she was annoyed and was trying to talk through her eyes it's either neighbors making a lot of noise or managers trying to start a meeting in the middle of her members stream.
Have any of the girls watched Arachnophobia?I want to say yes but I cant remember who
GUYS COVER HAS HER HOSTAGE IM GONNA SAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5681457yes it would?
ONE EYED
>1 eye
OGEY
>"I was really annoyed">"I was trying to communicate with-" stays silent and then gigglesNot trying to spread more rrats or anything but what are your thoughts chumbuds
>>5681501probably has something to do with either AX or the Reflect MV
Isn't Gura streaming later?
Gura's massive one eyed monster...
>Goji v KongBased. KOTM was better though
GURA’S CHARACTER IS AN EYEPATCH WEARING CHUUNI
Gura was contacted by management. Kiara had to drop out of the meme review due to her injury, so Gura has to take over.That's what "annoyed her a bit"
>one eyeWhe fuck is she making?
>>5681509nah there is noting going for it.Outside she tellng whatever interrupted her annoying but most will just accept it was management.
>kusoge>shill stream>concerning watchalongThese past three days have fucking SUUUUUUUCKED
>>5681501IT'S A FUNNY SONG LEAVE JENMA ALONE
Has the night delivery delivery been canceled?
>>5681510YES, ME, I WAS FUCKING HER.
so gura is going majima for ttrpg
Damn this was the only stream today now right
>>5681436Love you too, bud.
Gura...My GFE...
it's over
>>5681551The whole point of the stream is watching the movie with her. If she's silent for a solid half hour, it's definitely weird.
>>5681571>>5681503im gonna fucking strangle you anon
Well, sounds like a phone call of some sort came out and she kept blinking to tell chat she was still there.
>>5681551I think it just shitposting and tourists are overreacting
It could be roommate work as well because I don't think Jenma would call Gura in the middle of a stream
Ame liked Gura's schedule update.EITHER STREAM or join Gura's stream or something tomorrow. Don't be the only EN not participating...
>>5681570what the FUCK
>>5681570
>>5681551you must have forgotten where you are
>>5681571>"I was trying to communicate with-" stays silent and then gigglestry watching streams you fucking nigger
>>5681570>>5681569J-jenma ?
>>5681570Enma...
Haha I think the teamup is broken guys. There's no way the rest of EN are just dipping for the rest of the day....
>>5681588She'll have another night delivery instead you you know what I mean.
>>5681557She was looking to the side a lot so it was probably managerial related. Possible things are the unbeatable tweet, return xbox, other permissions garbage. Or yea, IRL noise
>>5681571>"I was trying to communicate with-" stays silent and then gigglesretard she was literally blinking after saying that because she was doing that during the movie
Isn't having one eye going to fuck her character up?Nerds explain
>One eye>Big assShe really made the "sound of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards" meme character, huh
>>5681510100% it's the artist. So you better start getting good at art if you want to have a chance
>>5681588Yeah, she cancelled that on twitter earlier. Tomorrow's Minecraft was moved to be on JP for the festival as well.https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1408834894713786372
You are all genuinely schizos
GURA IS BEING HELD AT GUNPOINTSOME STRANGE MAN IS GONNA FORCE GURA TO DO DIRTY THINGS WITH HIM AND YOU GUYS CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
jwu korone stream was great>[deleted]wtf
>>5681539>>5681560A friend just calling wouldn’t, no, she would ignore it until after the stream. Family or management yeah I can see her answering which is why she would be annoyed
gura is tokyo ghoul
>>5681570This is not ogey
>>5680022OH SHIT IS HAPPENING
>>5681570I don't think that rrat will be ogey...
>>5681607Txt that turned into a phone call, which lead her to scream after it was over and she had to stay muted until she calmed down
>>5681570ENMA WHAT THE FUCK?
>>5681503>Are you guys even watching the stream?A lot of people probably spend long moments staring at the thread while letting the stream play. Gura's one of the worst to do that with in general.
>>5681588For the festival, yes.
>>5681629Gura doesn't work for fast food deliveries.That's Ina's Takoeats you're thinking of.
>>5681570I'm more interested in how he managed to tie that rrat up Bond-style.
I'm kinda concerned but at least I'm not retarded enough to think it's le epic boyfriend.Hope it's just management and nothing more "annoying" tho.
>>5681612Watch streams faggot. Ame said she was joining last night.
>>5681586You guys got a great birthday week
>>5681628Kiara Kiara Kiaraaaaa .....
>>5681557>managers trying to start a meeting in the middle of her members streamCan't she just say she's streaming and not show up? I boycott meetings all the time when they're called on short notice and I'm busy or not in the mood
>>5681628there will be an EN stream soon though
>>5681570I... I can't turn away...
>>5681577>spoilerbased
>>5681602abayo
>>5681612Pretty sure she'll stream, it was in the Hololive schedule.
>>5681641They make /u/schizo look good
>>5681633No, it's going to make them more badass.
>anti-threads already upthat didn't take long.
>>5681635Oh shit I didn't realize this goddamnit Gura.
>>5681570Good, don't let them spread
>>5681633No depth perception and impaired peripheral vision. I hope Mori takes the opportunity to fuck with her.
>>5681570Holy shit... I actually feel bad for that rat. What the shit.
>>5680854She talk about something annoying out of her control, so can be a relative or neightbor fight
>>5681673Apartment maintenance
>>5681570This kills the rrat
>>5681628Ame said she might stream after meme review
>>5681570I forgot about these videos
>>5681602>phoneposter
>>5681648how new?
Gura's gonna appear in the meme review
>>5681640>>5681670Thanks anons.
>>5681577Truth
>>5681592>Ame likes gator Majima>Gura makes her character MajimaTHEY ARE
>>5681676>Joining.>Yeah I'll be off in the corner and not streaming.
>>5681570do rrats feel pain?
Why couldn't Gura just lie and say 'my neighbor was mowing the lawns' to save us all a headache?
>>5681715Chumguts...
>>5681570Will he be ogey...?
Here's come the doxcord SEAniggers
>>5681673Yeah i though some kind of meeting or somehting
I don't care if it's a dirty rat, animal cruelty videos should be banned
>>5681416Literally what the concept of this movie came from, anon.
Who are the only capable of making gura annoyed?
>>5681669>momentsHaha, that's a nice way to put it.
>Kiara spamming "STREAM HEART CHALLENGER" on discord>Gura AnnoyedWow-wee, rrats solved.
>Gura had 50k viewers the last JP tour>but it was pre-youtube bugHow many viewers will she get?
>>5681675I got hugged by my oshi. See you losers.
>>5681570what can't I stop watching this gif. what the fuck
>>5681648We just had a great thread. I love /hlgg/.
>>5681519She acts carefree but she does get an attitude about some pretty trivial shit so not really out of character.
>>5681570I....I prefer the one where they just have the rrat tied up and they slap it with a piece of cheese!
>Gura annoyed with her BF coming in the room, leaving the stream to go fuck him anyway Chumcucks
Well what the hell do I do for now until the festival>friend with out of state family >No ENs for the rest of the night
>>5681633Should hurt her perception, and stuff like driving, firearms ect. Like...most of the important skills the other 3 have used in their tutorials.
>>5681715who's that vtuber on the left ? he kinda cute
>>5681570Rratto...
>>5681330I DON'T KNOW, HOW DO YOU?
>>5681750my cock and balls
>>5681557It was probably bandai contacting her about getting the Xbox back. They wouldn't know she's streaming because it's members only, and it's certainly annoying.
>>5681586Yea, I'm also going to miss the Minecraft event because of work. This sucks.
>>5680378Is there some online generator to make stuff like this or did someone actually edit that?
>>5681628They knew I needed today to grind the Alex/Omega/Eden part of my relic weapon.
Finally
>Hololive>No one is liveS-sugoi...
>>5681758Depends who all is streaming it as well but Id wager 20-30k
>someone is currently doing 100 "God Knows" in a rowdamn...
>>5681570>keeps watching it for 10 timesI think I'm weird . . .
>>5681758A LOT of Holos are going to be streaming
>>5681707Could be her landlord, actually the most probable explanation. My landlord always calls me at my work hours and annoys the fuck out of me.
So all it took for the meidos to show up was a rat getting his cock cut off?
>>5681758The views are going to be spread out like crazy, there'll be a minimum of like 10 streams going on, probably way more depending on how small/big groups are.
>>5681732BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE THE FUCKING CARES HOLY SHITI feel like I’m literally in an insane asylum when I see people melting down over a muted stream
So who is confirmed for JP festival from holoEN tomorrow?
I AM PHYSICALLY BECOMING A RRAT
she just learned Mori isn't extending the contract beyond the end of the TTRPG and that fucked with some planned music collabs in the futuret. cover insider
>>5681758There will be so many concurrent hololive streams that the viewership should actually be spready pretty thin.
>>5681758If all the ENs are streaming too 8-11k
It fucking hurts why did Gura do it bros? couldnt she wait for after the stream...
How long till some cuck clips those 15 minutes of silence and weird movements?
Jesas you fucks really shat up the thread.
>>5681675i don't want your hugs anymore... you are defiled
>>5681768play board games on tabletop simulator
>>5681758is a big event withmultiple poonts of view and during non firendly burger hours.20k max
>>5681804All of them
>>5681630>Possible things are the unbeatable tweetWhat tweet?
>>5681570It's already missing an arm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCyyK-Z1xGo&t=6968Obviously some sort of noise coming from outside, similar situation to Mori not realizing her mic doesn't pick up the AC.
>>5681804everyone go away tourists
>>5681804I think they all are at this point
>>5681592>>5681728Is Majima bottom heavy?
>Gura ghosts us on Twitter on a regular basis>now she won't even offer a full explanation for what she was annoyed byWhy does it feel like we haven't gotten any closer to Gura in the past few months? Why is she always so distant?
>>5681754This seems like the most plausible one yet
>>5681551>top tier autism
>>5681804Ina, Kiara and GuraT. didn't watch Ame or Mori's streams this week
>>5681791>someoneAre you the same fucker who keeps spamming his Nijis here? I will not watch your harlots, fuck off.
Time for some freshly cooked RRATS
>>5681673>Asshole mowing the lawn at the worst time.>Mom calling even though she clearly told her she's streaming at that time.>Jenma telling Gura she sent Ame their private Ame-date plans.
>>5681768Mori Mori Moriii...
>>5681763Does anyone have that videoIf so please post it
>>568175815k. off hours and everyone else is streaming.
>>5681779>gooruh we need that xbox back we need to scam someone else into playing out shitty game
>>5681802It's worse than that, its anons deliberately pretending to care in order to drive thread quality down.
Holo managers decided to control all 4 upcoming original songs from gura because they saw the success of reflectgura said no, but they trying to force yagoo graduate gura
>>5681804Everyone unless Kiara's condition worsens
>>5681754
>>5681193She's gonna do a guerilla Minecraft stream at 10 PM ESTSource: my ass
>>5681823Look at the IP count. Chumbud hours attract a lot of tourists sadly. Either shitposting or replying to bait.
I really hope Gura doesn't get convinced to watch Shin Godzilla. There is absolutely no way she will enjoy a subtitled 2 hour commentary on how shitty the Japanese government is.
You guys doing okay?
>>5681827I wonder if it'd be possible for /hlgg/ to play Tabletop Simulator together whilst remaining anonymous. Or maybe it could be done the same way sven anon sets those up....
this thread was dogshit
>"it was my">*blinks*Well?
>>5681842Who would get close to you faggots
>>5681758Expect a more comfy stream, 10k max
>>5681840Well he's certainly not top heavy what with the missing eye
>258 IPs>only gooruh membership streamchumtourists need to go
China: CoronavirusJapan: Korone Virus
Here, eat this
>>5681842Professional distance. It's a good thing.
>>5681791How many Blue Clappers did Polka make it up to that one time?
>>5681842Are you even beginning to hear the shit you're saying?
I'd be fucking pissed too if I was forced to shill some shitty kusoge for what I make in 2 Metroid streams just to have my Sexbox taken away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r9VFQ8947IYou could be playing Tekken instead of screaming you know.
>>5681880I miss Ina...
>>5681675Hope things are good with her, but I'm going to be real, that was the worst watchalong ever. Shame because the movie was good, and so are her usual watchalongs.
>>5681854No I just thought it's impressive, that's like 7-8 hours or so
>>5680657>https://streamable.com/j63gcqdamn, is this real????????
>>5681836Yeah seems like it was probably apartment shit. Well I'm gonna dip out of the thread and let the cuckburgers have it.
>>5679650rude
>>5681830people who made a song for unbeatable trying to attribute political stances to Gura. Weak rrat, but it's at least recent
>>5681791Yeah I was going to watch itUntil I checked out a singing indie and everyone else listening fucked off so now I am watching English Indie playing game I never heard of and some JP one that should probably be asleepSave me from this misery
>>5681880Yeah, I had a lot of fun
>>5681888You fucking moron >"I was trying to communicate with my *blinks furiously and bounces head*"
I am Jewish
>>5681888COVER is demanding Gura sing the crazy frog song
>>5681842She's an entertainer on the internet. I'm sorry to break it to you but she's not your friend and has her own life outside of vtubing
It's kinda concerning how fast this thread turns to cuckposting
>>5681880Im great! you?
>>56817913 hours 36 times...this is gonna get ugly
>>5681802I CARE BECAUSE I LOVE HER GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5681888Manager?I mean. She could've said her neighbour if it was him. I don't think their fucking neighbours know she's Gura. It would also make sense on why she couldn't talk much.But do managers randomly call her for meetings and shit during streams? This sounds familiar and I think it already happened.
>>5681758the seanigs and neet burgers will still show up so I'd say no less 15k.
>>5681928And I think it's offtopic, shut the fuck up you shill. Every time you bring up your niji whore here, it's transparent "uWu my failure of an EN branch is getting indie numbers come watch their latest gimmick". No.
my only concern is if it really is management related, she wouldn't hide the fact, right? There's nothing wrong with saying "management wants to talk to me for a few minutes, sorry guys I gotta mute" but she didnt
>>5681842Cuz it's boyfriend related
>>568175810-15k
it' was her mom or dad and she got mad because they called in the middle of a watchalong and they didn't know
You know what's wild when you look at the [Deleted] faggots?A good chunk of them were also posting>God, you're all so pathetic, look at you posting these retarded narratives, /hlgg/ is deadBut they were the ones posting the narratives and responding to themselves.Really, REALLY makes you think.
>>5681952Why?
>>5681922I refuse to play Tekken until we get Tag Tournament 3.
>>5681922>no Tekkenfag Holo screaming about hitting DF2 instead of an electric
>>5679687>because they love gura
>>5681922Playing Tekken makes me want to scream even more
>>5681910Polka sang it 30 times
>>5681880Ina doko...
>>5681952Good morning, Mori.
>>5681927Me too...
>>5681952stop it
>>5681983or mods just hit 'delete replies' too
>>5681879This. She should've watched the 1954 version instead for its commentary on nuclear weapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj1jshJaSDYLuna...
>>5680657I am going to vigorously touch myself to the thought of having sexual relations with this shark.
>>5681856I fucking wish I had the video. I only have it saved in some wacky format on my phone that I never delete in case I lose it forever.
>>5681957It's the favorite bait of local shitposters. They go insane with it at any opportunity.
Gura. Please...
>>5681938Oh. That's not even on gura. I doubt she's be getting any heat for that
>>5681983they're very worried about 53.8% and are trying to push us back upit's an impossible task though, the thread's gotten pretty good at not getting baited
>>5681114She'd probably read malice into it. Which would be reasonable, considering it's an eggpost.
>>5681978I can believe this, they probably know not to call when she's streaming but didn't see her online because it's a members stream and they can't into youtube.
>your oshi>your favourite typeface
>>5681952I am sorry anonBut remember that sins of your forefathers aren't yours anon, you can always repent!
>>5681957It's not shitposting. There are genuinely anons here with such an obsession with being cuckolded by a woman they aren't even dating that it's become a phobia that causes them constant anxiety whenever they encounter a new woman in their life, even one that only exists in their computer screen.
>>5681983>meta whiners are the shitpostersNot surprised.
>>5681888I wish death on you
>>5681957This thread always takes the easiest path to (You)s, and there are few easier paths than that.
>>5681957Nigger, we have been getting raided by discord during every single Gura stream for like the last 3-4 months, they will make rrats about anything and if not then they will resort to HERfagging
>>5681971No one cares what you think
>>5681964why would a manager call during a stream?and she just could say it was her manager as she did before.
>>5681880yeah the watchalong was fun. just a little bummed about it being quiet at partsglad gura enjoyed the movie though
>>5681993EN2 will have an FGC chuuba, and she will be the first to say the N with a hard R
How long are the dead hours going to be? I need to know when it's safe to come back to the thread.
>>5681952No subversion or else!
>>5681910>>5682000https://youtu.be/CrTf82pW658
>>5682019this is the worst edit of anything I have ever seen
>>5682020Only way I was thinking it'd be relevant is telling her she can't play it anymore. The xbox contact is more likely
>>5681880I miss ina...
>>5681941Based. Keep supporting your indies, they absolutely deserve it.
>>5682005get some help
>>5681963Watch the stream you lovesick monkey. She's fine.
>gura, please enclose the Xbox into the package and redeem it in in the mailbox>PLEASE REDEEM THE XBOX INTO THE MAIL
>>5682020no but she might not be playing the game again and i'd be annoyed that i can't stream the game that is the closest replacement to muse dash if i was in her position
>>5681630>IRL noiseit's a male friend and you know it you cumcuck >:^)
>>5681972It could be HER-related, she still has a voice acting job, or a family/friend phone call.
>>5681880yeah, thanks for asking
>>5681963No you fucking don’t, not if you’re getting schizo levels of meltdown over it
Ok I'm over it now. Shitty watchalong cuz Gura was silent for 30 straight minutes. I pretty much stopped watching the movie after that. Feel better now though. Hope she gets some good dick
>>5681964they dowhen pekora had her menhera episode it was her mangeer saying her idea was rejected.
>>5681842She will offer it. Just ask in the comment.
>>5682033GuraArial
>>5682033koronehelvetica
>>5681922>video game>fighting gameno, i like to keep my penis intact and my horemones normal
>Someone entered Gura's house and held her at gunpoint so she tried to call for help by blinking.>No one can understand her because her rigging sucks ass.RIGGER HATE
>>5681836yea I have to do this several times a week at work during meetings. But instead we'll be dealing with cuckposting for the next 12 hours because gura doesn't want to elaborate since she convinced herself it will somehow dox her
>>5682064Flee while you can and never come back, anon!
>>5681880Barelyt. ako
>>5681972thats what is making me go schizo into thinking it's something else because just saying oh managers are calling for a sudden meeting, etc. doesn't seem like a problem
>>5682077Ina... Violet... pls...
>>5681978Then why didn't she say so? She could've just said "it was just shark mama/papa, no biggie"
>Nijiniggers>SEAniggers>Doxcord>Gura antisWell then see you later guys
>>5682057>as she did before.Yeah you can totally say it's your manager that "annoys" you, that would really be good for your relationship with them.
Okaeri, /hlgg/-san. Would you like me to prepare a bath or dinner for you first?
>>5681877damn, nice Source
>>5682033suiseifor me, it's futura
>>5681972More likely apartment related and she's too paranoid to give any information about it
>>5682113She said this month. We still have 3 days...
damn, that was a good movie
>>5681518evidence so far that gura is a nuclear submarine captain:>"bloop" named after an anomalous sonar signal detected by US NAVY intelligence>doesn't need floaties—she uses BALLAST TANKS>obsessed with "TRIDENT" weapon of the united states SLBM arsenal>"atlantis", more like the ATLANTIC FLEET>huge numbers of SUBS, but won't talk about them>days of SILENT RUNNING to conceal her position>wants a SAILOR SUIT for an alternate costume>demands to be called CAPTAIN GURA>carried a BIG GUN as part of her military training>can't discuss her TOP SECRET offstream activities>went on a so-called "vacation" during NORTHERN EDGE 21 naval exercises>lusts for a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION>she OWNS THESE WATERS>communicates under duress by BLINKING MORSE CODE
>>5681994>gura
>>5681941Oh are you the anon linked the bottom one's RE stream last night? Glad you're enjoying
Goodbye bros, see you tomorrow
>>5682060EN2 will have a black girl that plays a tanned tomboy. She'll be into fighting games and she'll give all of HoloEN the N-word pass.
>>5682105DYRB Gura knows Morse code?
>>5682123I'd prefer (You)
>>5682123I've already brought home 4 boxes of pocky for Dinner so I'll take the bath.
>>5682092>she still has a voice acting job,What the hell you smoking anon?
>>5682096REACT HARDER GURA DansGame
>>5682033AmeHightower
Skimming through to find when she stops talking. Is it here? If it is, it's probably outside noise with how she cuts off "stop looking at the cam-"https://youtu.be/tCyyK-Z1xGo?t=2970
>>5680657UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHT u T
>>5682033TIMESNEWROMAN
Mori won't be saving her buddy this time even she has gotten sick of getting shit on all time.Why do you think she didn't sing any Charlie's songs?
>>5682033MikoTimes New Roman
>>5682123Let's take a bath. Together.
>schizo chumbud outside her house making noises to see if she reacts on stream and prove where she lives
>>5682096I'm gonna give you a good dick anon come'ere
Hope Kiara and Watame are in a discord call together tomorrow for the festival.
https://youtu.be/WV9OsLopvso?t=14020Stop replying to bait for 5 seconds and listen to koro-san's laugh
Tenchou...
>Your oshi>Your age>Your hemisphere>Your timezone
>>5681972It could be:- Her landlord- HER previous contract she took before Hololive- Mom/dad or sibling- Bank or some other institution for variety of reasons- About a billion of other possibilities.
https://twitter.com/old__night/status/1408696729143107589Kiara please don't retweet this when you are on the death's door
>>5682123I want to eat (You) in the bath!
>>5682123Fellatio, you little slut, lick my cock like the experienced little whore you are
>>5682183Shuba... The Kiara rrat...
>imageboard>can't post imagesS-sugoi...
>>5682123I'd like you to get out of my house. I'm going to call the police if you keep doing this.
>>5682183>Not making UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH noises in the darkNGMI
>>5682149Nah, I just made a thread for top one few minutes agoI checked the bottom one since I never heard of the game, she seems cool tho, sounds like Gura at times too, it's uncanny
HoloJP invite Gura to participate in the Usada Kensetsu Summer Festival, but our imperial racist princess ayame told gura to get away of them.All the managers and holos, even yagoo couldn't stop her, she announced that if Gura come to the festival, she will graduate immediately.gura received a new message about cancelling the permission, and she feel very annoyed now.
So this is the "calm" before the "storm" on the 30th or 1st...
>>5682195Kek
>>5682205How new?
>>5682137If she doesn't release it soon she might end up putting it oout really close to Kiara's new original. I'm sure there won't be any tribalism whatsoever
>>5682057>>5682120Holos being called by their managers midstream and complaining about them is nothing new
imagine using your power over lesser creatures to create suffering and fear :(
>>5682164Yeah you can hear some noise right before it cuts off. Too bad Gura cant be clear about these things.
>>5682033GuraCentury
>>5682164Oh, there's even a loud noise while the goxlr is still muting. It's so dumb that the mute buttons move the sliders down to 0% instead of just cutting the channel entirely
>>5682239Based Gura
>>5682199If she's retweeting fanart she's probably doing as okay as can be expected.
>>5682033GuraWhat's a typeface?
Just came out of a ten year coma. What I miss?
>>5682198>- HER previous contract she took before Hololive?
>>5682033GuraImpact
Korone is very cute.
>>5682239You're right. You should use it against other humans to prove you are more important and deserving of being alive than them.
>>5682177Don’t be too hasty Mori’s got two streams coming up.
>>5682199cheeky
>Gura's character has one eye and is "bottom heavy"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3c4IIEazM
>>5681758That was before the Dec 5th YT feature that cuts waiting to watching by 70%. Not really fair to compare. Plus lots of Holo's will be streaming.
>>5682191This part and her reaction to the Mother reference was great
>>5682272There have been MULTIPLE wars in real life
so nothing's on til meme review?
>>5682107Fuck that, I'd rather her be super cautious about shit that could give any information about her location. You fucks would find her eventually if she didn't.
>>5682176>>5682179Based>>5682271It's when you type with your face, duh
>Your oshi>KoroneKoroneKorone
So the only EN streams left for today are the meme review and the potential Ame guerilla stream, or is there something else I'm forgetting
Reminder that Ayame will probably be the only Holo member not at Usaken Festival. Even Shion will be there and she's depressed.
>>5682198>Bank or some other institution for variety of reasonsNo one does business by phone on Saturdays, least of all banks.
When Ame and Gura get their 3D, I want them to reenact this on stream.https://youtu.be/NpYqFJxVuBc
>>5682228Ah still cool, I found her recently too. Really liking her
https://streamable.com/2wf8f5
>>5682273She had a voice acting job for some game before Cover hired her.
So we're just not gonna talk about how Risu refuses to shower and refuses to sing? Ok then.
>>5682297AME GUERILLA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5682261no, a fast fade is correct. otherwise you get a click from a nasty digital transient as the signal suddenly drops to zero.
Kill the thread>your oshi>your favorite bait ITT
>>5682197GuraFuck off glowie
Nice site moot
/hlgg/ doko
This site better be back by the time the meme review is on
Chumbuds got cucked
UWAAAA NOW I CAN ONLY PLAY APEX TASUKETE
/jp/ here how are you guys doing these days
aint this a bitch...
Pomu!?
>>5682332 Anon... Gura is/was a glow-in-the-dark nigger. Her OPSEC is abhuman, it must have been burnt in.
Pomu is still going...
>>5682332,6 Mostly alright, but the schizos you guys have follow us here, too, so you know how it can be.
domo, same desu!
JWU how was the last meme review?
we back
h-hello?
The deadest hour of the past year has passed
and its dead again
I fucking hate ghostposting
hurr durr kill the thread? you faggots killed the whole board.
>>5682338>>5682337>>5682335>>5682334>>5682332>>5682331>>5682330>>5682328>>5682327>>5682322>>5682318>>5682315>>5682312>>5682310>>5682305>>5682304>>5682300>>5682299>>5682298>>5682297>>5682293>>5682291>>5682290>>5682288>>5682286>>5682285>>5682281>>5682279>>5682278>>5682273>>5682272>>5682271>>5682267>>5682264>>5682262>>5682261>>5682254>>5682250>>5682238>>5682237>>5682234>>5682233>>5682230>>5682229>>5682228Do you know Pekora?
>>5682331YOU FUCKER YOU KILLED THE ENTIRE SITE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>Cuckposters getting uppity>Entire website goes down>Comes back just in time for meme reviewReally makes you think
>your oshi>what did you do with your forced time away from the thread
here endeth the lesson!
>>5682339Whoops
is there anybody out there?
>>5682341NO
>your oshi>how was the game last night?
>>5682341all me peko
Imagine not being able to post
at least it came back before meme review
>>5682341no
AME YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD
After Space Ghost: Coast to Coast-posting for an hour or two, I now no longer think meidos and jannies are doing a bad job.If I ever shitposted negatively about meidos, I take it back.
>>5682332Anon... Gura is/was a glow-in-the-dark nigger. Her OPSEC is abhuman, it must have been burnt in.
FLARE LOVEhttps://streamable.com/oq0vn5
PLEASE BE UP DURING MEME REVIEW PLEASE
>your oshi>were you on /ghost/?
ARE WE ALIVE?
>>5682327Risu is a known stinky tree rrat
i missed you bros...
Back from the void to say I love Kiara
Sorry guys had to charge my phone
>>5682348GuraI made the regret of ghostposting. It was just a bunch of fucking doxniggers and basedjak spammers.
>>5682348PatraJerk off.
>>5682341ALL PEKO
>>5682348gurai cleaned up some shit in my archive of her content
GURA IS AN UNDERCOVER FED
IT ALIVE!
we back?
>>5682348AmeWatched a few episodes of Kimetsu no Yaiba.
>>5682340I'm so glad I haven't had to ghostpost in half a decade
christ, finally
Even the site is breaking at the coming Orange Collab.
>>5682348GuraHad some dinner, it was salmon. Quite nice
IT WAS WATAMAGE I FUCKING TELL YOU
>>5682380Me too!
>>5682341ALL ME
>>5682348GuraWatched Spiderman 2
>>5682348FubukiI listened to Hololive songs while I worked
Why did it have to go back up....
Reminder that Gura knows morse code which only further proves that she owns a nuclear sub
>>5682374TowaI JWU 30 minutes ago and saw that it was fucking garbage so I closed it
>>5679650fuck you niggerI waited hours to say this
FUCKING FINALLY
ye-yeay!
Honestly was a perfect time to go down, thanks 4chan
cia killed 4chan to stop me from posting kiara love
WTF I MISSED YOU FAGS
i was so fucking worried i would not have you guys when meme review happens
I love Kanata
Shoutout to the MOGU spammers in ghost chat
>>5682378It was a good time, then the fucking faggots showed up and proved once and for all that 95% of the shitposts here are made by five raiding insane people.
FUCKING WATAMGE
I LOVE AME
bros....i missed you
>>5682348amejerked off to gura, got some beer, played eu4
It's back!!!!
>>5682348PolkaI hung out in the cytube
>>5682430>4chanthx Moot
4CHAN LOVE!
KIARA LOVE
Orange women in 30 minutes!
>>5682348KiaraWorked on some writing (read: stared at an empty document for an hour then played League because I hate myself)
>>5682442I was listening to holo songs and then mogu mogu came on and I couldn't resist the urge
Ina's flat chest
So was Gura fucking her BF?