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IMPREGNATE NOIR VESPER

The most handsome Holostar in Indonesia

im sorry uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i jobbed the name

Ojisans are meant to be shota bird and dingo cocksleeves

I miss Magneechan

>>56775170
Seeing them so happy together makes me so sad

Terminate Magni Dezmond

>>56775268
post commandments jobber

>>56775441
*bites*

>>56775170
MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>56775441
NIGHTMARE
>>56775499
amen amen amen amen

>>56775499
Amen.

>>56775170
Look at this jobber baker
Thanks for baking nonetheless. chu

>>56775556

>>56775552
please come back

>>56775499
Amen

>>56775552

>>56775604
cute, source?

>>56775650
shut up and get roofied and raped by vesper

best to worst bettel ships
>mockingbird
>shintel
>altbettel
>sunhat
>vettel
>begni
>flaytel

/MANS/ do you have any tempus reaction pics you wish you could use more often?

>>56775722
isnt sunhat and mockingbird the same thing

I miss nakeddogezaanon

Vesper Noir and Magni Dezmond will return. I foresaw it, after smashing my head into a tree for 44 days.

>>56775441
Damn

>>56775877
Has Shinri ever worn a maid outfit on stream?

>>56775894
dont severely autistic people hurt themselves like that constantly banging their heads into shit?

>>56775722
>bettelcest
>flaytel
>vettel
everything else
>begni

Morning bros

>>56775951
Someone did make him one, but I don't recall if he used it.

>>56775959
I'm pretty sure anyone would hurt themselves by bashing their head into shit, not just the autistic.

you guys can't make bettelwars happen until magni is confirmed gone forever by cover

>>56775959
yeah me

>>56776040
good morning!

>>56775959
No idea, but I did it because I knew that it was the only way to receive this message from the heavens.

>>56776040
im not bros with faggots but good morning

>>56776040
I am going to use this blue cringe fuck's throat as my personal onahole

>I jobbed and didn't copy the first / in the commandments yesterday morning.
>Nobody noticed.
>It has been copied that way by every baker in every thread since.
Sasuga da na

>>56776040
morning bro

>>56776020
Begni has the best porn tho. If ONLY there were other images provided to change my mind...

i dont like begni simply because its too oversaturated to the point it seems like you cant bring up one without the other.
the fanart is cute though

>>56776040
Ohayo gozaimasu.

>>56776205
thats true also i lied i like begni

>>56776347
How much smaller can you get

I miss Almond.

>>56776040
good night

I believe they'll be back in September. Otherwise I fear Vesper will kill himself, assuming he hasn't already.

Is Noir gak get?

leader love and fear

>>56775722
No one is more horny with bettel than flayon

>>56775722
you forgot the best ship!

>>56775722
wrong. flaytel is good and vettel would be higher in the list if we had more than one single fic of them.

>>56776564
>fear
Honestly, the only thing that would keep me from bullying the shit out of Leader is knowing that he has depression.

All the Tempus boys are half way stuck in a wall. What do you do?

>>56776412
>>56776564
rabu

https://files.catbox.moe/6099sh.mp3

>>56776888

>>56776888
call the fire department so they can be freed

>one more week without news from management

>>56776888
Smack their butts like they are bongos

>>56776888
cum inside of Vesper and activate his OCD towards keeping his body clean

>>56776564
Probably my favorite Altare art

>>56776888
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________help them out_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ToT

>>56776888
Grope Shinri's tits and ass.

>>56777028
silver lining: you should be happy a graduation/termination notice hasnt been announced

>>56777040
This one is so SEX

>>56776040

art requests anyone?

>>56776476
>assuming he hasn't already
You retards are crazy for thinking he could ever actually go through with it. If he could, he would've done it long before joining Tempus.

>>56777304
mechabird please?

>>56777304
shota bettels? :3

>>56776888
Pump them full of aphrodisiacs and whore them out for $100 an orgasm

>>56777304
cute

>>56776564
>fear
What is there to fear?

Why does Altares podcast get less views each episode?

>>56777048
>spoiler
You dirty dirty girl!

>>56777527
>>56772469

>>56777304
stop drawing shota bettel it's awakening something in me that i'm not ready to confront

>>56777040
Hot

>>56777527
Because my crippling grief and depression keep making me forget to watch vods/podcasts

>>56777304
what the fuck is he holding

>>56777631
Anon, we need to talk. I feel like you've been avoiding confronting me.

>>56777620
So nice of you to expect the numberfag to understand that

>>56777527
Need to get a new guest per episode if he wants to grow.

Who in Tempus has the worst dick cheese?

>>56777703
oundgac! sadly i could not make it as cute looking as it actually is

>>56777822
finally we're asking the real questions

>>56777304
Draw a female magmite. Not the creature or a human version of them but something more along the lines of how that one groomer vestie draws herself if that makes sense

>>56777822
axel or hakka

>>56777720
i... i can almost hear my shotacon conscience's voice... haha...

https://twitter.com/a_aisaki_/status/1694368917286989979
Axmag... ;_;

If you can pick 1 of the Tempus boys vs anyone from HoloPro, who would you pick and why?
Personally i wanna see a fight between Aniki and Ougaman, it seem like it would be a flashy fight with brute strength vs brute strength.

I want to see Altare be fucked by a very haggard looking orc

He's gonna match with Axel for that cover, huh

isn't this just zatsudan stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDLketYWUs0

>>56778986
yeah but he has 3 high energy collabs this week including his first vr stream, better not to burn all the energy before it begins

>>56775170
>All Together Edition
Oh? They're back now? That's great news! Welcome back Magni and Vesper!

>>56778896
Based & same

>>56778836
Canon strength, or how they actually act?

>>56779083
sadly theyre not back yet i am just delusional

>>56779284
Oh....

Is Noir wiggity-wiggity-whack yet?

Hakka taking Shinri on a tour of his stuff in the Minecraft server was cute. I haven't really been keeping up with what he's been building so it was nice to see a little overview.
https://youtu.be/ERlEnrwQpno?t=784

Is Noir back yet?

Is Noir Sheer Heart Attack yet?

>>56779230
Canon strength, i dont think it will make a very interesting fight if its how they actually act.

>>56779592
All of this effort to doxxfag but not going all the way, pretty pathetic

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Vesper Noir

>>56779865
he raped me and i liked it

>>56779865
go back shotare

>>56779865
Regis Altare trying to deflect from the fact that he raped and killed a girl in 1990.

>>56779592
you left out the avatars that actually looked good

>>56779939
That girl? Me

>>56779939
Giwtwm

>>56779939
He even dressed up as a girl to gain her trust! This SICK BOY!

why the effort just to get 3 day’d

you know any tempura that make nuis of the boys for sale? im too retarded to make that shit myself

>>56780214
theres someone on twitter thats taking bettel nuis preorders right now, cant remember their @ tho

altnowa makes my chin chin feel funny

>>56780322
My brain automatically skipped one chin at first and I got really confused for a second

>>56780214
I want to make one but I am holding out cope for official ones soon.

>Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
wdhmbt?

>>56780269
thanks i found it

>>56780322
Based

>>56780209
SEAnig shit. Behold the mystery meat men of Asia

/#/monkeys are harassing and stalking minors over holostars chat messages

>>56780473
When ojisans are fat enough it looks like their cocks have a double chin too, hence chinny chin chin.

>>56778836
>Axel using his chains to swing around an enlarged Oga's limbs so he can punch his eyes or choke him out
Holy yes

>>56780708
Why am I not surprised?
I wish I hadn't read this... now I'll feel bad if she actually kills herself.

>>56780594
ToT why is this ship so fun...its everything and more

I wanna powerwash his silly hat off his head

(You) wouldn't hurt hermanito, would you?

>>56778836
Bettel vs Polka.
It's be like Usopp vs Perona in One Peace. Two absolute cowards and fools trying to one up and physch each other out.

>>56781142
No I only hurt minorities and bettel

>>56781057
i want to powerwash his head until it blows off and he's completely decapitated

>>56781142
i will bite his dick

>>56781142
Maybe if he asked me to, but I'm not really into that.

>>56781142
he's so cute ToT

>>56781207
How is he gonna suffer if he's ded

>>56781142
great now I want to hurt him even more

>>56781190
When he bought the kazoo for his trombone stream I remembered how she used to have some kind of instrument on hand all the time near debut to do bits with.

>>56781563
i don't speak spanish what does that say?

imagine polka x bettel collab. unicorns would whimper a lot. i wanna see that...

>>56781628
Portuguese I think, some thing around the lines of "I'll make sure to make you proud old woman"

>>56781656
Dramafags* , Polka is a known starsfag also >>56775499

>>56781628
THATS PORTUGUESE, ANON
it says something like "Im gonna make you very proud mom" or something like that, idk I'm hispanic.

>>56781656
Would the collab itself actually be good content, though?

>>56781787
but I dont want vidya I want grandpa :(

>>56781787
KILL YOURSELF

>>56781787
I dont believe you, name 10 and they better be good ones.

>>56781851
She's gonna kill herself with forcefully acquired ojidong

I miss Vesper so much that I want to kill myself

menhera vestie bussy...

>>56781787
Oh, sweet. You got any Mega Man games? I've been meaning to play them on original hardware, but they're so expensive now.

>>56782046
ANON NO!

>>56780708
Gross. I truly thought my opinion of /#/ posters couldn't go any lower before reading that.

>>56781142
Absolutely not. Hakka too cute.

do you think vespy was molested as a child?
the over usage of sex jokes, the anal fixation, the substance abuse, the constant references to wanting to mutilate his own genitalia...it all adds up

>>56777339
based on irl experiences

I miss divegrass...

>>56782189
stop trauma fantasizing about the real people

>>56782202
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love you

>>56782279
New VTL soon, anon.

>>56781876
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
Red Alert 2
Might and Magic VI
uhh uhh fuck uhh
Age of Empires 2

>>56782111
I know I could just buy the collections on Steam, but they have a number of problems. The second best option is actually just emulating the Anniversary Collection back on the GameCube, PlaySta

>>56782189
You are a threadreader, so that makes your opinion worthless.

>>56782332
bro just emulate, anything else is literally a scam

>>56782365
HE REALLY IS TAKING EVERYTHING FROM MAGNI AHHHHH

>>56782333
THOSE AREN'T EVEN 10 but at least those are really good x4 Strategy games

>>56782365
ew

>>56782333
Too slow.

>>56781876
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
Splatter house
Double Dragon
Gradius
Chrono Trigger
A chewed on cartridge of Ocarina of Time
...uh fuck it let's just jump this one

>>56782365
Is this a stick n poke

>>56782297
chu!

>>56782365
the bettelion know that he’s only going to last another 6 months before he gets bored and starts hating his fans right

>>56782202 (me)
i forgot to paint his hand.

>>56782378
He's dead, anon.

Being noticed by Altare-senpai~
https://youtu.be/ERlEnrwQpno?t=3979

>>56782332
WE GOT HIM WE GOT HIM

>>56782699
I'll never get bored of fanboy Shinri kek
Cute boyos

It's funny thinking how leader is doomed to open a box where the only hits he'll get are charizards no one fucking wants. It's even more pathetic when the charizard is a comeback card that can clap any meta attacker in one hit.

>>56782545
he already hates us you retarded subhuman

>>56782466
I knew this was a scam die!

who in tempus is most likely to fuck someone with a loaded gun to add extra risk

>>56783060
I can't believe Vesper shot up that con, he thought he saw Kronii but cmon man

>>56782545
he's even expressed hesitance when bettelion bring up the idea of getting bettel tattoos, and told them he doesn't want them doing anything they might regret down the line... oof

>>56783145
She was RIGHT THERE, MAN! I'm- I mean he's not crazy. She must have moved through time or some shit.

>>56783133
>To his partner's head
Altare
>To his own head
Altare

>>56783371
i was thinking more of shoving the gun up their partners hole but that too

>>56783484
In all of those cases, the answer is still Altare.

You guys ever just stare into the front end of a hollow point and think to yourself "if I can channel enough psionic energy into the primer of this thing to set it off, I'm probably too dangerous to be on the planet anyway"? I bet Vesper has.

>>56783752
Not all of us are Americans.

Someone save this man...

i miss vesper's yaoi chin, it looked so punchable

>>56783914
Assuming you don't cut yourself on it and bleed to death.

>>56783172
sad but true, him and magni were the most honest when seeing being a Star just as a temporary job

>>56783951
hot

I don't think anyone's ready to admit the hard truth that Magni is actually more menhera than Vesper.

>>56783810
My condolences. I'll send you some Get Well Soon guns.

>>56782202
CUTE!

>>56784091
When Magni has a breakdown worse than Vesper's Japan arc I'll believe you.

>>56784091
magni is undiagnosed menhera, by nowas age hell be worse than him unless he gets help

>>56784148
They better not be HiPoints

>>56782541
These two are fucking behind the scenes right?

>>56784165
He thought everyone was gonna leave him for Bettel because they use the same primary color and decided he wanted Vesper with him on his deathbed after meeting him IRL once. That man isn't well, even if he's better at hiding it. Vesper's just a drunk, autistic old man with an anxiety disorder.

>>56784423
Mayhaps OwO

>>56784091
There were a lot of signs, but the mario sunshine playthrough was the first big sign. That game brings out the worst in everyone because it's such a terrible mario game.

why would anyone want their oshi to be more menhera than vesper

>>56784450
i unironically think he has bpd t. diagnosed with bpd

>>56784423
Yes, but untill Hakka gets his visa and can travel for the ofupako, it's just discord sex for now.

>>56783133
Altare Imagine him fucking a Magni clone with one bullet in the gun and firing everytime he cums. All while the original watches both afraid and horny as hell

>>56784450
What does that really prove other than the fact that Magni is very emotionally needy, which he acknowledges himself?

>>56784450
Magni is still competent enough to show up to all his work commitments without medication and able to do things like karaoke without going off the rails. And, I mean, he wasn't completely wrong about Bettel...

I keep coming back to see if they've returned.

>>56782517
could be but looks way too clean i think its machine-done

>>56784712
You intentionally put them on the sides that make less sense, didn't you?

>>56784450
Magni, despite anons here saying he hates his fans, tends to overshare and has admitted to being a narcissist and emotionally clingy guy. They are different types of menhera but Vesper having to use meds and having irl trauma that he deflects with humor puts him above all the other guys for me

/MANS/ having a menhera-off

>>56784795
Wish I could say I planned that, but I just didn't read the text. I'd edit it but making the text look decent and fitting is a bit beyond me.

>>56784904
Psychoanalyzing hours are a classic here

>>56784904
how new

>>56784557
>One bullet in the gun
>Firing every time he cums
We've entered the "fujos have limited knowledge about guns" arc, haven't we?

>>56784904
at least they're not shipping anons together again

>>56784712
>JOHN DAVID GOSCH
>JUANITA RAFAELA ESTEVEZ
AAAIIIIIEEEEEE

>>56784996
i think she means like a russian roulette situation

>EN has AC6 perms on release
Please tell me at least one of the boys are going to play it.

>>56785214
I don't think she's cut out for an automatic in the first place. She tends to twist her elbow to dampen the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique.

>>56785512
the boys will play baby games and you will like it

>>56785576
You're pretty good…

>>56785512
The boys will play Aceassins Creedbat 6, yes.

I am going to rearrange all the potions in magni's lab.

>>56785576
B-Big boss?

>>56785512
Doesn't Flayon have it on his schedule?

>>56784548
i think so too kek. it’s pretty obvious if you have any experience with them

>>56784423
Yeah, with me.

>>56785781
>Flayon
>Not on release day
Well, beggers cant be choosers i guess, i hope he is in chill mode playing it.

>>56785018
/MANS/ is healing...

tea tasting...

>>56786123
What was in it...?

>>56786123
he put his cum in it didnt he. milk tea my ass

>>56786123
i love vesmachi... =_=

>>56784712
>>56784795
https://files.catbox.moe/6gl5ol.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cczmdk.png
Since I still have the layers up, here's a swap and a two male version.

too many blacks in tempus

>>56786123
This has been a long time coming.

>>56786389
The only black thing here is your soul

>>56786180
>>56786202
don't think about it too hard
>>56786363
me too... =_= need it to saturate the ship market more

>>56786389
forgot to attach my magmite pic

>>56781036
Fucking vesper come back

>>56786432
bettel based, tea is filthy water for people with thin wrists

>>56786652
why doesn't he like it then

>>56781190
Huh, thats actually pretty interesting, i was thinking of Bettel vs another comedian. But i forgot about Polka kek.

>>56786389
If you mean the axelotls, fuck you. If you mean Nowa, yeah, probably.

>>56786432
>Leaf juice

>>56786672
he prefers coffee, the other filthy water drink for people with thin wrists

>>56786837
>Kronii
>A fucking Leaf
Nahone

>>56786837
>>56786958
>this could be either a reference to that time the EN girls met up for the first time
>or a double entendre involving Kronii's vaginal discharge

>>56785512
they have animal crossing 6 perms? nice

>>56786837
>not the gif
>Filename
kek

>>56787179
Don't be silly, it's assassin's creed 6.

>>56787126
Pretty sure it's both.

>>56786837
>kronii forced vesper to eat her out so many times that he became addicted to her "leaf juice"

>>56787357
Whats with Vesper and koreans.

>>56780708
>underaged
wasnt she 25?

>>56787326
It's Ace Combat 6, baka

>>56786389
The blacks are inside Tempus?!?!? NOOOOOOOO

/MANS/ i'm cold, which boy has the warmest outfit for me to steal

>>56787919
______Me.

>>56787919
Magni, but I already stole his clothes

>>56787919
vesper 2.0 has pretty warm looking clothes

>>56787919
Magni. Wrap yourself in all those arms on his coat

>>56787919
This one looks pretty good: >>56720360

>>56788025
thanks axel

Nyan~

>>56788294
nyan

heard Vesper and Magni were on a helicopter tour on Russia today, hope they had fun

>>56788294
>>56788364
rape

>>56788364
MRRP MEOWWWWWW

I need to pet Leader

>>56778836
With assumed canon strengths and in terms of how entertaining the fight should be? Probably Magni vs Temma for ultimate zoner vs ultimate rushdown.

>>56788430
MREOWR

>>56788487

>>56788384
Damn, Vesper must have been the one black pilot in all of Russia, and now he's gone.

>>56787794
magni wont return until theyre all gone

Eating shottel ass while he trembles so badly you have to hold him steady by the hips so hard it leaves handmarks and then he starts whimpering that he's going to pee before dribbling out cum all over his tummy and thighs and he starts full on bawling from shame so you explain that it's okay for him to "pee" whenever you two "play" together

>>56788745
>Not giving the shota a mission briefing beforehand.
Girls are cruel.

>>56788745
i hate that i think this is hot. i’m putting myself on the watchlist

>>56788745
Disgusting, you need help.

>>56788487
Why does he look like that?
Is he, you know... special?

>>56788528
Canon strengths yes and entertaining, it could be just comedic, i just personally like epic flashy fights.
>ultimate zoner vs ultimate rushdown.
I am unfamiliar with Temmas powers is he just a knight or does he have other skills?

>>56788745
I may be a betdophile

>>56788745

/MANS/ p3do arc

>>56789201
how new?

>>56788745
based

Bros why won't Bettel play Rust?

>>56789328
its ok for him to ignore stars JP

>>56789370
just as it’s okay for him to ignore starsJP, it’s okay for me to think he’s a cunt for it

>>56789291
Remember when bad end night came out and anons wanted to groom shotaxel, i member.

>>56789328
nobody is playing rust

>>56789328
He said he doesn't want to mess up his sleep schedule now that he finally has a good one. My copium is that seeing the other boys playing will get him hooked anyway but who knows

>>56789445
Fuck you, I'm sending that boy to boarding school so he can make something of himself.

i feel humiliated wearing ohmonah merch in public

>>56789328
He said he's gonna gorilla it like last time

>>56789512
do you like it?

>>56789512
HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS PUSSY
NIGGA TOO SCARED TO WEAR A CARTOON SHIRT IN PUBLIC

>>56789512
Was that the reason you bought it?

>>56789201
Arc?

I hope senzakimama enjoys being the nurturing mother to clown that I can only dream of being for him. ToT

JESTER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDLketYWUs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDLketYWUs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDLketYWUs0

>>56789610
That bit lasted exactly as long as my patienc- fuck, he's doing it again.

No koipanion vape pens for you
https://youtu.be/ERlEnrwQpno?t=9640

>>56789485
>>56789519
Some of you guys should really learn not to reply to an obvious bait

>>56789538
i love it but i feel like if i was cute i could feel less shameful
>>56789544
n-no im not like vesper

>>56789732
As far as I know, there's no actual reason to believe that Vesper has a humiliation fetish, and it's all just fujos here projecting their fantasies onto him.

>>56789777
he admitted in a WoW stream that he enjoys emotional pain and that he's a massochist. also constantly saying and doing embarrassing things on streams/in public. not hard to put 2 and 2 together

>>56789871
saying embarrasing things is just a bit, and saying he's a MACHOchist is also a bit

>>56789777
A little too close to home, anon?

What's wrong with my jester what did you ryonasisters do to him last night

wtf did that dude do to his obs

>>56790163
me shoving my dick up your ass is also a bit

>>56790246
Commited to the bit way too hard

you will kneel to the bit as it's the only thing that matters
t. vesper oji

>>56789730
Not bait, I genuinely wanted to know since last time he seemed to think it was more serious than it was before realizing it wasn't and joining for a bit, so I thought maybe he'd be more open this time.

>>56788974
As far as I can tell, Temma is a dude with a sword and sometimes a set of armor.

>>56788974
Is nationalism a skill?

>>56789512
Literally no one knows what you're wearing.

>>56788974
Temma has a dark knight variation and suggested superhuman strength or toughness. Something like that. I'd prefer to see him up against someone with a melee weapon like Vesper, Altare or Hakka tbqh

>>56790852
i do

>>56789777
Its pretty obviously a bit, you see some fujos try their luck with whoreposting in his chat and all they get is either ignored or he makes a joke out of it.

>>56790598
Well that depends can it be manifested?
>>56790940
Altare would be a interesting fight. The dark hero vs the dark knight.

Bettel is the least racist Tempus member and he doesn't care about Shinri and Hakka being Xenokunian

>>56792053
Nice try Bettel.

>>56788745
I wish I didn't see this gringo nonsens

>>56792053
Bettel, if you told either Hakka or Shinri half the things you say about Xenokunians in here they'd probably not want to be your friends anymore.

>>56788745
Actually kill yourself

>>56788745
pretty hot

>>56792053
If they aren't JEWS, there's no bad news!

>>56788745
This is a cool and normal human post written by a cool and normal human. You should show it to your parents.

>>56792398
bettel sounds jewish to me

>>56788745
This post was written by a demon trying to sever your bond with God and Jesus so pay no attention to it

>>56788745
Replace (me) with Vesper and it's perfect.

wow we really did replace ojisan hours with shota hours

>>56792539
I miss the groomer Vesper arc

>>56792479
You think Bettel could dodge an oven like my local rabbi? Hell naw

>>56792479
wrong orthodox, hes actually greek

>>56788745
can boys even produce cum before puberty

>>56792620
its still happening if that anon from last thread finishes their altnowa fic

>>56792577
All the straightbros and ojis that kept the women in check stopped coming to the thread and it took like two days for them to turn into pedophiles

Bettel is showing of rn (right now) how fast he can flick his fingers. Bettelion status?

>>56792813
I'm still here, I just haven't really had much to say.

i hope magni dies the most painful death possible, he should be incinerated

>>56792848
His wrist is going to hurt tomorrow

>>56792813
how new

>>56792867
thanks for coming out can i squeeze your tits

>>56792904
I know you're all freaks, but you're usually not this forward about the pedophilia that it'd dominate the last two threads.

>>56792901
>forcing the jester to finger you for hours until his hands cramp and hurt
New form of ryona unlocked

>>56792813
I'm not a pedo, I'm just racist

>>56792931
I don't have moobs, just modest pecs.

>>56792965
early day /mans/ shotaxel shotacon lasted many threads

>>56792813
>Thinking people posting pedo fantasies on 4chan aren't men
lmao

>>56793105
I member Axel x Shotaxel. Good times.

>>56793151
>only men can be ped*s
Okay p*d*sisters, time for your execution

>>56793105
all i recall from around that period was the meme comic with Ves and forcefem shota Axel

random girl with a weeb shirt asked me a question at the airport..I'm gonna make it boys

>>56793271
who is your tempus oshi

>>56792966
>spending hours negging the clown about not being able to get you off properly and calling him a failure until he's sobbing and has RSI in both wrists and has to come up with a pathetic lie explanation for his shitty stream tomorrow

ToT

>>56777304
shota flay showing shota bettel some fucked up hentai on the family computer

/mans/ yuri arc when

>>56793311
Vesper

>>56793335
why are you here if you want yuri, watch girls

>>56793023
i can work with that *peroperoperoperopero*

>>56793364
you were supposed to lie here anon

>>56793364
just curious. Dont spill your spaghetti and take a chance vesoji

>>56793255
Didn't Vesper egg that on?

>>56793402
o-okay

I wish he got exhausted with me ToT

>>56793374
this is the only thread filled with bisexual hags now move over i need to flirt with a machiroon

>>56792965
Like 50% of Altnowa content - especially when it was at its peak - was pedo fantasies about Shotare.

>>56793329
last i checked, shota flay was just flay

>>56793364
May she give your booty a smack ToT

>>56793502
i thought that was 100% the appeal of the ship to begin with tbf

>>56793329
hakka would be more likely to show the fucked up hentai

>>56793544
The other half is Altare being a yandere to the unsuspecting old man

Do you think Phantom would like to spray Bettel with a powerwash hose?

>>56793544
Shotare/Nowa (groomer or groomed) is a side dish to me. I prefer possessive and loving Altare/submissive Vesper

>>56793787
Phantom is a dog.

>>56793831
Yeah but im pretty sure my dog wants to spray me with a hose sometimes

I like it when the boys are regular bros who play video games and go on adventures together.

>>56793329
sorry anon i cant im too scared to draw any more shotas

Who gave clown the nightmare oreo

>>56793255
Oh that edit was GOLDEN
I need to find it again

Bettel, I can demonstrate how kids are made. Gonna need your participation though.

>>56793544
It does seem that way a lot of the time. That's why I'm kind of glad it's dead.

>>56793943
how can you be a drawfag for 4chan and be scared of drawing shota