/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

OH NO NO NO BAKERBROS

>>56727389
>basedmilk

>>56727389
The final yab... It's over...

>egg replacer
oh fauna...

>s*ymilk
Holobros.... We're s*yb*ys.....

>Butter and cream
>Egg replacer, onions milk, and shortening
So is this vegan or not

> 2. Line cake pans with parchment paper or lightly oil and dust with flower

The talents were the real ESL all along

>>56727389
>fahrenheit

>>56730458
The Manechans wrote these.

>>56730458
They get flour correct on the next line, so I'd call it a brain fart rather than ESL.

Why is onions still censored?? It's been how many years now??

>vegan cake
Disgusting

>>56727389
I see there is still butter and cream here. Not very vegan.

>>56727389
>another episode of Mumei not eating what she wants like in Japan again

>>56727389
>basedmilk
>egg replacer
i will butcher a deer in front of vegans like that one chef for such abomination

>>56732247
wtf I typed onions not onions.

>>56734553
Newfagbro...

>>56734553
WTF???? I TYPED ONIONS!!! ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!

>>56727389
Would you eat it?

>>56734553
>>56735106
>he doesn't know how to bypass the word filter
Sounds like there's too much söy in your diet

>>56730458
Staff-san wrote that. Did it while they were washing the dishes and fanning the cake for Fauna and Mumei.

>>56730433
fauna forgot she was vegan

>>56732278
butter and eggs

>>56730458
that's just mumei fanservice

>>56727389
>Basedmilk
DROPPED

>>56727389
YAB YAB YAB

>lemon butter
>egg replacement
>onions milk
>vegetable shortening

Vegans be like why don't you like our food??????

>>56730458
>he doesn't flower his pans
ngmi

>>56727389
Is that fucking comic sans?

>>56744597
vegetable shortening is ok for baking certain things it's never occurred to me that it could be used specifically as a non-dairy and vegetarian grease it's just been what i've been trained to use for a number of things in various jobs but the rest of this shit is nonsense

>>56727389
where is the lemon butter? this is obviously fake

>>56746495
Vegetable shortening is just advanced seed oil. No thanks.

>>56747027
seed oils have been used for thousands of years so idk what bizarre hangup some bozo on the internet managed to talk you into having

>>56747239
>thousands of years

Ah yes I remember the Romans doing pic related too

>>56747444
are you some kind of simpleton dude? only like, the bottom row of this is anything remotely modern and you sound like the kind of person who chimps out if he sees a word he doesn't know in an ingredients label. fucking gay ass hippie

>>56747444
You just have to grind the seeds and wait for the oil to separate. No shit the Romans didn't use a modern factory process for it.

>>56747605
>only like, the bottom row of this is anything remotely modern

Ok you mean the series of industrial processes that take it from a revolting substance resembling tar into a usable oil?

>>56727389
>baking with no butter, eggs, milk, or cream
it was over before it even began

>>56747444
...yeah, they pretty much did, you absolute shit for brains. starting over 3000 years ago. listing some highly efficient industrial process doesn't prove shit - if i post the same flow chart about modern commercial farming does that mean that the romans didn't know how to farm? they didn't build a lot of pocket watches either, so i bet they didn't know what metal working was, right? i'm sorry your mom didn't drink enough during her pregnancy to kill you outright, profound retardation must be hard to live with.

>>56747854
go pulverize a bag of raw dehulled sunflower seeds and tell me what you get. retard.

>>56747974
Post literally ONE SINGLE SOURCE about pre industrial society using anything except animals lard and olive oils rather than sperging and yelling insults.

>>56748009
You get an inedible tar like substance full of lipids and other semi solid shit that will burn in the pan, smells like shit and is useless for cooking.

Oy, you doxxing my oshi's recipe! I'm going to have to report you to Gordon Ramsay on her behalf. Prepare to taste Hell's Kitchen.

>vegan cake
i hope they at least frosted it with their butts

>>56748137
>cooklet and a historylet thinks the only vegetable oil that saw widespread in history is fucking olive oil
lol

>>56748253
>no source, more sperging

Thanks for your concession

>>56748137
>>56748137
>Post literally ONE SINGLE SOURCE

how about 81,800 sources?
https://www.basedmeal.org/onions-meal-articles/history-of-basedbean-crushing-onions-oil-and-basedbean-meal-1980-2016/

>>56749250
>1980-2016

Thanks for your concession

>>56749380
i don't know why i'm responding to someone who doesn't actually know how to read (maybe your caretaker/parent is reading this for you?) but do you honestly think oil production started in.. 1980?

>>56748137
Aieeeeee don’t look it’s the most ebil processed food we know, unlike the based ancient history food I prefer to the m*dern oil
> The palm fruit develops in dense bunches weighing 10 kilograms (kg) or more and containing more than a thousand individual fruits similar in size to a small plum. Palm oil is obtained from the flesh of the fruit and probably formed part of the food supply of the indigenous populations long before recorded history. It may also have been traded overland, since archaeological evidence indicates that palm oil was most likely available in ancient Egypt. The excavation of an early tomb at Abydos, dated to 3000 B.C., yielded "a mass of several Kilograms still in the shape of the vessel which contained it" (Friedel 1897).

>>56749609
> A sample of the tomb material was submitted to careful chemical analysis and found to consist mainly of palmitic acid, glycerol in the combined and free state, and a mixture of azelaic and pimelic acids. The latter compounds are normal oxidation products of fatty acids, and the analyst concluded that the original material was probably palm oil, partly hydrolyzed and oxidized during its long storage. In view of the rather large quantity found, the oil was probably intended for dietary purposes rather than as an unguent.

>>56749563
See pic, oh, hmmmm....

>>56749609
>>56749684
>comparing palm oil to seed oil

Thanks for your concession, again

>>56749750
NTA but what is your issue with seed oils anyways?

>>56749750
>comparing palm oil to seed oil
what the fuck do you think palm oil is? like do you think they are cracking open a coconut and pouring out the liquid that was sloshing around inside it? faggot ass hippies dude

>>56749876
>what the fuck do you think palm oil is

Much like olive oil, its a straight process of pressing the fruit flesh to obtain an oil.

>>56749975
So what black magic do you believe makes the oils from the Palmseeds toxic and dangerous?

>>56750072
brace for a nonanswer

>>56727389
I wish Bae's recipe got leaked. That cake looked yummy.

>>56727389
please tell down

Onion milk? What's next, leek milk? Potato milk?

>>56750072
>So what black magic

Refer to the chart I posted previously. You are falsely conflating ancients pressing natural oils from the flesh and modern processes extracting oil from the kernals by repeatedly heating the oil to high temperatures (strongly correlated with cancer) and flushing it with a bunch of caustic chemicals.

>>56749250
>https://www.basedmeal.org/onions-meal-articles/history-of-basedbean-crushing-onions-oil-and-basedbean-meal-1980-2016/
I love the word filter so much.

>>56750166
Milk from red Onions?

>>56751572
Milk from Watamelon.

>getting irrationally angry at the most milquetoast of replacers
>also getting angry that if you lived in a mudhut in 4000 BC uzbekistan you wouldn't be able to replicate this cake recipe
>that one retard who also thinks this applies to sunflower oil which was used extensively by pre contact Native Americans for centuries
maybe if you guys ate more fibre you'd calm down.

ITT faggot manlets think they stop being faggot manlets if they consume only butter and meat. Funny shit.

>>56751995
I'll have you know that I'd be a total chad with my own house, a successful career and a sexy tradwife if not for s*y, blacks and Biden...

>>56751888
>sunflower oil which was used extensively by pre contact Native Americans for centuries

Source?

>>56751888
CARBS ONLY, BITCH

>>56751995
Nice ad hominem fatoid

>>56748137
>Post literally ONE SINGLE SOURCE about pre industrial society using anything except animals lard and olive oils
Dunno about any of the other points you are making, but this claims Egyptians had access to castor, sesame and safflower oils.
http://sites.dlib.nyu.edu/viewer/books/isaw_basp000006/5

>butter
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
FAUNA DON'T LOOK

>>56752530
t. Manlet

>>56727389
Advent makes better cakes, you'll see

>>56753072
make her look

>>56727389
The egg replacer is my cum

>>56752197
https://www.jstor.org/stable/3143283

>>56727389
Not enough caramel

needs more butter and cream

why not cow's milk, /ck/ explain