/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hey man

I'm gonna have sex with Bae

I love Ina!

They still have to make frosting???

>Kronii being confused at the peach cake being pink because North American peaches are orange
sugoi

>mountain of whipped cream

yeah, this one

faumei's laxative cake...

I love Kronii the most!

My Ina!

>>56731250
whats up flip bro

Look at that fucked up peach

Faumei bros reports in. How we feeling?

All I'm getting from this stream is that it would be incredibly easy to overpower Fauna and she would have absolutely no way to resist you whatsoever.

I am the Moom who watches

Oh baby Kronii likes it raw

>that right peach bruise

RUINED

They're gonna burn down the studio LETS GOOOOOOOO

Why is she like this?

>>56731188
For real is there some kind of legal thing where Cover would put the kibosh on that? Like her just popping on the mic for second at the end and saying hi without them even saying her name?

I'm not coping I swear

Why do Japanese treat shit like apples and melons as some kind of delicacy

>>56731377
Frosting takes 10 seconds to make

I like women

>number first one thing
Mumei...

>>56731408
>too small to donate blood
No shit

IryS glad Fauna and Mumei are taste testing it first. Bae's got a knife!

SHE'S GOT A KNIFE

who's pissing

>>56731427

BAE HAS A NOIFE

BAE HAS A KNIFE

>one image off
This is your fault

BAE''S GOT A KNIFE

n-nice c-comeback i-irys...

>>56731218
>psyllium husk
They're making fucking Metamucil cake?

ENTER REFLECTIVE TOOL

>>56731392
i chuckled
formerly sneedled

THE RAT HAS A KNIFE

reflection yab

REFLECTION ON THE KNIFE

THE RAT HAS A KNIFE

Kronii likes it raw.

>>56731406

>>56731427
irys flickin my nipples while blowjob!!!!!!!!!1

>It was a Retardical Question
WHOAAA BAE

Meimei a cute!

THE RAT HAS A KNIFE

I-I can make it on my own!

Somebody is going to lose a finger

>>56731379
peaches are a different color outside of America?

Lapsama my friend

I remember when the Council first anniversary collab had 50k viewers.

THEY ARE

>>56731337
>She laughs.
>Get hard.
>She laughs harder.

I think the lesson we'll be learning today is to not let vegans bake a cake.

>>56731427
*lotion bottle noises*

>>56731444
I'm not worried about the time, I'm worried about their ability

>>56731337
Gee Irys, why do you get to be a part of Council AND VSingers?
Kinda bullshit that she gets an all-paid for concert just for herself

>>56731443
Small island, no growing land, import all the things, high quality overall.

Both cake batters look like they're gonna end up dense as fuckkkkkkk. Bake with a scale anons ALWAYS BAKE USING MEASUREMENTS.

Holy shit Bae sounds so aussie today

I shouldn't look at the reflective bowls but I do it anyways.

>>56731443
because they're all imported, retard

Mumei stop flirting with kronii you whore

KROMEI STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. YOU ARE ENEMIES!.

>Mumei is special

>>56731443
They don't grow on the island very well so they're mostly imported at a premium.

Bae is stroking that peach...

I love all the Hololive girls!

>you think I'm special
Mumei...

>>56731337

faumei's batter doesn't look mixed well enough

https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1460965157106974724

Bae you're asian
how do you not know how to cut a peach?

a retardical question

FauMei made the best smashed potatoes I've ever seen

>>56731430
Probably not. She's just a person now, it's not like they own her

kromei sisters, we can't stop winning

>>56731430
Wouldn't Sana need to be in Japan for that?

>>56730949
why is fauna answer the question before it is asked?

Bae is petting the peach? IRyS asking what she is doing? IRyS would like to each the peach as is.

>>56731440
korean....

>>56731427
>>56731457
Irys is going to turn me into a handfag

>>56731500
The cutest!

bae stroked that peach

https://files.catbox.moe/xi7h26.png Doesn't this pink think look like an onahole?

>>56731454
>>56731455

>>56731392
Seeing thie makes me remember the good ol' days, I miss the pre-wojak/pepe ages of the internet

I have no idea why those two just completely stagnated the world of "memes" or "internet humor"

>>56731530
fauna you fucking doxxwhore kill yourself but only after moving in with me and becoming my housewife

the "IRyS pretending to be retarded" gag is getting old

>>56730949
lmao

imagine all of the female pheromones floating around this room and saturating the cake batter

>>56731437
>not realplayer
soulless

Is Mumei literally just watching Fauna cook

>>56731406
https://youtu.be/L-XuRP6zvOA?t=7241

Barbecue time!

>>56731511
not now selenfag

Kromei are having sex later tonight.

>somebody literally says don't cut with the reflective knife on screen
>Bae starts cutting with the reflective knife on screen

I've never had a peach, what does it taste like?

THATS NOT A NOIFE

bae sounded really Australian just now

I think Moom should put an egg inside Fauna ass and punch her stomach

>>56731572
kek

>IRyS wants to eat Bae's peach

>>56731511
what did they do for that one again?

Bae goes bogan when saying NOIFE

>>56731477
Reflection is my favorite Tool song.

>>56731572
WDSMBD

Mumei forgot she was on Fauna's team

>>56731535
>>56731539
this is a kromei thread

Kneel

>>56731609
>pretending

Moom...

Fauna needs help relieving herself

>peeling peaches
AAAAIIEEEEEEE

>>56731520
You misspelled chuubas.

AHHHH
FAUNA'S TINY ARM AND THIN FINGERS WITH ZERO MUSCLE

>>56731609
>Pretending.

>>56731572
weine....

Wait
You cna the skin of peaches?
Moom?

>peaches come in those fancy wrappings
>still bruised
what's wrong with japan and fruits

>>56731511
Lets wait to see how much Myth gets

Mumei's the whore trying to keep KFM alive

Why don't you add the peach skin to the cake

>>56731572
reine please contain yourself

>>56731392
Kek

>>56731609
>pretending

THEY'RE THINKING

THEY'RE THINKING

Bae "I've got a knife and I'm not afraid to use it." Mumei "I'm knife resistant. Can I eat the skin." Fauna "Mumei, you need help." Mumei "Fauna, they're thinking."

THEYRE THINKING

It's over...

>>56731575
Mama rat cuts fruit for her

ITS OVER

KROBAE IS THINKING
GET DOWN

>>56731676
anon??

>Fauna, they're thinking

Every time Kronii says "that looks so good" I can only think of "mmm ice cream so good"

>They're thinking
>Its over

>shiny knife
>isn't reflecting anything recognizable
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS

It's over...

>>56731626
stinky...

it's OVER

>>56731684
Those look like they're made of Styrofoam, what a waste

>5 women in the same room, thinking.
This is getting dangerous.

It's oh-var

>>56731609
>pretending

>>56731614

Is IRyS spelling HIRyS?

>>56731609
>pretending

mummei is signing for help
H E L P

what is going on in this stream, why are they not having sex, you faggots promised there would be sex, it's just a bunch of autism

>cutting towards her finger that is pushing towards the knife

I can't watch this...

It's over....

MALE MENTIONED

>>56731427
IRyS playing with my nipples

why didn't she just use a peeler

>>56731575
Have you people never seen western Asians? They're effectively "white"

>>56731676
ANON?

who wrote on the table and what did they write?

>Gordon Rams me

is advent watching this collab?

>>56731615
Girlsmell?

IRyS should slap their asses and say "nice cake".

Bae uses the knife like my girlfriend does. Do all Asians use knives like that?

>>56731749
>5 GALS AT THE SAME TIME
Holy shit, Ame.

What is Sana thinking right now?

>>56731619
god haachama really was a fucking genius

>>56731609
>pretending

>>56731752
calm down ame

>>56731761
ah yeah that's the good stuff

Anon.
...
We cool?

Council bros, are you a better cook than your oshi?

>stop being a useless cunt and help me Mumei
Jesus Fauna

>>56731801
Look at this fancy cunt who owns a peelah

is that rice

>>56731790
HALFSWORDING

Cute map art~

>>56731684
You'd be surprised with managing crates of fruit. Those packaging are all but insurance.

Bae is fucking SOAKED

>>56731572
Future reine know stuff.

Kronii saying Bae is going ham and Gordon Ramsey mention. Fauna telling Mumei that she might want to rinse them. Mumei "I'm a responsible chef... person. I don't know what I'm doing." Bae "look at the state of my sleeves" Kronii "Oh god." Bae washing hands because messy.

>>56731572
>Nov 17, 2021

what the fuck was that

Your Mori

Kronii might cut herself

>>56731811
Irys. Who knows.

STRONK KRONII

Moom...

I completely understand why you need to be sold on retards. I could never understand myself before.
I thought, who would want to fuck Aqua?
Who would want to bring Aqua home and immediately, passionately kiss her, while her brain short-circuits trying to process it? Kissing her deeply until you pull away, while she can only babble wordless noises trying to say something in how excited she is.
Who would want to lift Aqua up like a bride from there, carrying her up the stairs, giving her kisses the entire time, before laying her out on the bed and taking off her dress?
Who would want to tease Aqua senseless, licking her inner legs, flicking her nipples, occasionally leaning back over her to give her another deep kiss, sending her into such a daze that she's closer to an animal in heat than an idol?
Who would want to bring their dick up to Aqua's face, and tell her to suck it? Who would enjoy her clumsy attempts, slobbering over your cock, with the only technique being her raw craving for you?
Who would want to pull away, push Aqua back down onto the bed, pull her up by her legs, and slowly fill yourself inside of her, while her heavy panting disintegrates into an elongated moan of pleasure, as her mind fully gives into heat and passion?
Who would spend the night filling Aqua out in every way you could? Who would want to mating press Aqua, lift Aqua up onto your cock and fuck her standing, slam into her from behind as she screams out her gibbering noises and lustful moans with every pump? Who would like it when she pulls you in every time you cum inside of her, begging you for more kissing, to the point where she only pulls away to breathe as she runs out of air, kissing you for so long?
Who would want to fall asleep with Aqua in a mess of each other's love, Aqua being your loving partner, who is nearly addicted to kissing you at this point? Who would enjoy it when she falls asleep in your arms, kissing you even as she falls into unconsciousness, softer and softer each time? Who would joy her finally managing to let out coherent word after the night's events just before sleeping? Who would want those soft words, whispered to you, to be
>suki, suki, suki, suki...
I can't understand how anyone would like that.

>>56731845
yes, but I'm on a new computer with no cool pictures on it...

THAT SCREAM

>>56731822
What like, normally?

>Kronii fucking ripped that peach apart
What the fuck

>>56731629
Soft, fuzzy, tangy, sweet, melts in your mouth

>>56731838
>thinking
stop it

I wonder If Ame is schlicking to this, pretty sure she mentioned that she was interested in hands before, though idk if the gloves take away from it.

>>56731786
>kronii irys

SHE HATES HER

FOUL

>>56731858
join yubicraft

>>56731629
they're a really good mix of sweet, tart, and floral. also very juicy

UH OH SISTERS

THEY LITERALLY HATE EACH OTHER

my ears

オッサンRyS

BAE IS ATTACKING MUMEI

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

MUBAE IS DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

BASED KRONII

>>56731790
>>56731855
Lol
You have seen nothing yet

>>56731845
ice cold

BAE ASSULTED MUMEI LIVE ON STREAM

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>56731817
Fuwawa is an insecure whore projecting her insatiable lust for cock into bullying her sister

mumei and bae finna fuck

"I didn't touch her" She's right. It was me that showed up and touched fauna

the owl got goosed

I don't understand this stream, all I see are hands, bowl, and dough.

Kronii your gonna cut your index finger and thumb...

Mumei calculated thinking to pull a win.

Mubae winning

WHERE IS THE SEX

Jesus kronii is like a charisma black hole

MOOOOOM SHE TOUCHED MEEEEEEEE

Rrat's jacket looks comfy, was Hololive always just an Adidas advertiser

oh my goooooooooooosssssssshhh Bae slapped Mumei's tits in front of management

>>56731822
Beginners usually have this very annoying habit of absolutely obliterating the cutting board with the knife or grabbing it way too low on the handle.

>actual catfight
ITS FUCKING OVER

Mumei saying sabotaging to Bae for touching. JudRyS saying -5 points to Bae. Kronii saying to hug it out. Bae "You have to wash peaches?" Bae.....

>>56731858
God imagine if EN cared about minecraft
I miss when mumei would just wander around building absolutely nothing and people would just crowd around her and just zatsudan in VC
Even gura played back then...

STOP PLACING YOUR FINGERS LIKE THAT

MUBAE IS FUCKING DEAD

I DID NOT TOUCH HER, IT'S BULLSHIT
I DID NAAAAAAAAAHT

kronii is the domme..

Oh god somehow Kronii's peeling technique makes me even more nervous than Bae

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HUGGING IS HAPPENING

>>56731898
Would Ame's amogus cookies beat their cakes?

>>56731894
Here, I'll give you this one for free.
https://files.catbox.moe/wm3961.jpg

Kronii's dirty peaches

>Kronii tardwrangling
sasuga

>>56731937
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>56731937
children should not have access to knives

seems like theyre using white peaches
which one is the best

Sisters, she's seducing all the other girls again...

>>56731939
this but mococo

>dirt is nutrients
why are asians like this

>>56731572
>Nov 17 2021

>They locked Cheeb out and excluded her from the collab

>>56731937
Thats how I carve pumpkins? its fine if you hold it there and are careful/move it slow

>>56731937
AAAAAAA STOP I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER

AAAAA THE REFLECTIONS

>You have to wash the peaches?
Oh my god

clever mumei drawing the foul

>>56731845
yeah we cool

>>56731937
wtf is she wearing

>>56731984
It's valid to do that to peel it's just best to do it with a blunt paring knife, however Kronii probably has no experience while Bae does

>>56731982
kek

do earthworms even lay eggs? dont they reproduce by budding?

>>56731845

This is a high school home ec class

>>56731937
I wonder how many anons had a heart attack during that stream

>are you feeding me dirt?
Reine said she would feed IRyS dirt... She sent Bae to do her dirt-y work

I'll never get over how well Council are in group collabs.

2 years later, I wonder how Advent will be?

>>56732012
STFU FATFUCK

WHO GAVE MUMEI A KNIFE

MUMEI HAS A KNFE

Say "Biboo" repeatedly out loud. You're saying "Boobie", HUHAHA!

>>56731937
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE

>>56732005
FLAT FUCK

WHO GAVE MUMEI A KNIFE

>>56731392
lmao

>mumei got a knife
FAUNA YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>56731818
>Nerissa
Watching the council collab

>Shiori
Likely was watching western indie vtubers until she fell asleep since she's sick

>Fuwamoco
Mococo was stressed out from the collab so Fuwawa is currently breastfeeding her until she falls asleep with a Polka vod on

>Bijou
In the middle of thanking artists who drew her on twitter, so likely watching

EVERYONE WATCH OUT
MOOM GOT A KNIFE

MUMEI HAS A KNIFE

>Mumei with a knife
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56732005
yella

Is Fauna or Mumei cutting the peaches
>tfw they move it off the cam

>Even when you're peeling peaches to make a delicious dessert-like peach cobbler, you should still wash the fruit first. If not, you risk some of the leftover pesticides soaking into the peach itself.
Eh.

Bae accidentally said noife

>>56731893
>>>/vt/wg

>>56732005
White for sure

>>56732005
this looks erotic

>>56731801
Bae is Australian. Let her Crocodile Dundee it.

Bae saying dirt is nutrients. IRyS "Are you feeding me dirt?" Bae "I'm feeding you nutrients." IRyS "I don't want earthworm eggs." This is turning into a weird cooking stream. Mumei has a knife! The Owl has a knife!! Kronii and Bae seem happy with cake. They have 5 minutes before announcement I guess. They are humming their own song.

>>56731819
Girlsmell.

>>56732065
I didn't give her a knife, I gave her a GUN!

What does Mumei have that make the other girls gay for her

>>56732005
7 6 5
2 6 10

>>56732005
I like yellow the most, sour ones rock. I have some flat peaches in the fridge that I'll be finishing over the next few days.

>>56732005
My oshi's peaches

MUMEI'S GONT A KNIFE GET DOWN

>>56731939
Moco-chan is the savage bully

BAE HAS A KNIFFE. MUMEI HAS A KNIFE. WHO ELSE HAS A GODDAMN KNIFE

>>56732005
sour yellow peaches

>>56731645
Odd choice imo
It's good but it's more like.. ambience? than a normal song

KroBae station looks so nice and productive...

Missed the start of the baking stream are they making a peach cake? Or is it a plain cake with peach toppings?

moom is too cute someone stop her.

>>56731511
26k is still pretty good

>>56731898
gloves only add to it, look at suisei

>>56732048
Advent group collabs will be just as bad as Myth group collabs

>someone touches Mumei unexpectedly
>she lets out a primal screech like she had been attacked

>>56732005
bloody good peach mate

Was Bae humming Mumei's bgm

Careful with that knife, Mumei

>>56732109
vageena

>>56732005
unironically flat/donut peach
the easiest to eat

>>56731561
>omegaytroon
>a girl

Would you watch The Great Hololive Bake Off

>>56732005
white peach > white nectarine > *

Mumei is behaving like a literal child

>>56732083
Wouldn't the water soak the pesticides further into the peach?

>humming the crash bandicoot theme
I blame Mori

>>56732071
>Mococo was stressed out from the collab so Fuwawa is currently breastfeeding her until she falls asleep with a Polka vod on
hot

Fauna wtf why would you let Mumei have a knife

>>56732030
custom made jacket

>>56732083
This never made sense to me since it's not washing as in rinsing but actual scrubbing which I doubt most people do.

>>56731992
Yes because she made them with love for me and also for a bit that ended up giving a bunch of people heart attacks.

>>56731337
>31337
Checked

can she eat the cakes yet?

Moom has studied the blade

>Mumei has the fucking CHEF knife
It's over they're not making it out

Mumei wants Fauna to like her knife cuts of the peaches. Kronii likes the "peaches, peaches, peaches" Mario reference brought up.

This stream made me crave something sweet. I will get 3 slices of pie and 5 of cake tomorrow

>>56732084
That's not a noife

>>56732099
there is nothing erotic about peaches

>>56731977
Agree, that was some of the best. Hopefully it'll become "hip" again

Peaches are only good with whipped cream

>>56731561
you really thought i wouldnt notice?

>>56732159
>behaving like

>>56732005
>nectanigre
Is that a real fruit?

Mumei, Bae and IRyS should've been cunny

>>56732151
That cute model deserved better.

>2 years already
WHAT THE FUCK???? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE FIRST YEAR

>>56732161
christ, modern public education is grim

>Mumei with a knife

>>56732202
what kind of pie and cake?

STOP EATING ALL THE CAKES FAT FUCK

Nanashi!

>>56732176
She wants to win by any means necessary

>>56732048
Myth and Advent have nothing on Council. In any regard. I don't care how much people say they suck or whatever Council is the gem of HoloEN

>>56732208
who came in this peach?

IRYS SENPAI

>>56732208
>1.53 MB
>this quality
gif is a fucking scam format

What's going on with her feet in an hour?

>>56732208
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>56732202
You are so nice, grabbing a bunch of food to share with your friends!

#disarmMumei

why are they bullying their senpai

IRyS is coming to terms with her death.

OH NONO THE KNIFE REFLECTION

>>56732208

IryS senpai is so proud of their cake baking and not about the fate that will befall her stomach in an hour time. Bae says 2 years is crazy to her.

IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS?

>>56731937

>Mane-chan didn't give them a pairing knife

sabotage

REMOVE THE GLOVES

>>56732267
They're gonna suck on them and then wax her pubes.

FETUS MENTION

wtf is irys talking about?

>>56732005
>nectanigger

>peeling with a chef knife
kek

>Pre-born baby
MY GOD IRYS

>Pre-born baby

>Sana graduated over a year ago.

>>56732071
>Mococo was stressed out from the collab so Fuwawa is currently breastfeeding her until she falls asleep with a Polka vod on
i choose to belive this

Fauna's hands are so slender and sexy

irys wtf

PRE-BORN

Preborn baby.

IRyS...

What the fuck IRyS

IRyS it's called a fetus...

IRyS?

>>56732208
WTF whats the white stuff

>placenta

>a preborn baby

>pre born baby
That sounds pretty convenient.

Fauna's knife skills are clean

Fauna has thin and snappable arms.

PLACENTA MENTION

WHAT THE FUCK

KEK I love these dorks.

>>56732269
>Share

PLACENTA MENTION

What the fuck

Why are they talking about placentas

Kronii is getting unhinged

PLACENTA MENTION

I don't think premature baby is much better?

PLACENTA MENTION

>>56732256
I’m terms of chemistry they couldn’t of done better

what the FUCK are they talking about??

Why is their cutting technique so terrible.

>IRyS is pro choice
yab?

Irys is so stupid it's unreal

>>56732335
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

You hear that sass? Fauna is a mother

PLACENTA MENTION

nice knife skills

MO...THER.... WHY.....WAS I...BORN.........

THEY'RE BRIBING THE JUDGE

ARCHITECT BROS

>>56732330
dish soap

>>56732356
>>56732357
Placenta mind...

BRIBERY

>>56732202
Want some milk to go with that, your FAT FUCK?

When I first started watching hololive, I refused to watch any collabs whatsoever. honestly, after a year or two of trying to broaden my horizons, I think I’m just going to go back to refusing to watch most collabs. I guess I’ll make exceptions for a few (like girls talk), but that’s it

FORCE FEEDING

IryS saying preborn baby? Kronii and Bae making fun of her for this. There's a post born one and Kronii was talking about placenta in that convo? Fauna giving a peach slice to IRyS "My lady."

fauna definitely wants to kiss irys

Mumei is good with a knife, what the fuck

>>56732285
>pairing knife

FauMeiRyS sex

how do YOU feel about Council being around for 2 (two) years?

>>56732005
White peaches are just the right amount of sweet for me but I do prefer the softer texture of a good yellow peach and biting into a REALLY juicy big yellow peach from a farmer's market or something feels like consuming mythological ambrosia