/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56717632
KIKI LOVE!

>>56717632

kiki GLOVE

gigi glove!

OLVE GIGI

love my humble wife

I VERY love Kiki!

Kiki Love!

I don't understand.
You have to lean back to be humble.
How can I be humble if I lean forward

Humble reminder to submit your chant and goalhorn ideas here https://forms.gle/bbs6eEcbuBiohZAk6 so we can have a nice pool to choose from.

can we be humble in the missionary position?

humble mating press...

did you bring a pee mug just in case?

hamha!

>>56718088
cute cat

kiki what are we having for breakfast?

it's snizzly kind of mood

>>56718088
that cat is channeling his inner gosling

>>56718088
she heard kiki's hiss...

she's gonna eat your cat

>>56718149
burgar

i wanted to do a recording of my local museum so you could watch it, but i don't think you'd want to do multiple museum walk-throughs so maybe i shouldn't?

maybe chuck testa did the taxidermy work

>unironically giving trigger warnings
kek

`Kiki mentioned streaming to her careworker(-30)

>>56718341
fuck, that feels ancient

she was petite and flat YOU SICK FUCK

Kiki fat shamed me

>>56718341
man I almost made a Chuck Testa reference the other day on here but then thought maybe nobody would even remember that one...

I like the atmosphere of the background a lot

I promise if you send me recordings of you masturbating I wont snitch to Anthony Albanese

>all champys are humble and all champys are white
kek

this is me i am champ

>>56718673
facts

say it coward!

>>56718686
you're clearly a copy...

Do it, call me a disgusting fat sack of shit.

>>56718673
correct

shes gonna goose me

>when your tiddes are bigger than Kiki's
Oh no

now I am max hard

Imagine Kiki giving you a footjob under the table in a public cafe

this girl

you're in the negatives remember

hubba hubba

resting my moobs on the top of Kiki's head

>>56718889
i dont have to imagine shes doing that to me right now

flat chest is perfection

but gigi you LOVE being crushed underneath me

kikis about as flat as a stack of flapjacks and thats just the way i like em

`Kiki was doing a trick(-30)

the date is lovely so far

`Getting the notebook out

what did she mean by this?

Did you ever take care of a T-rex when you worked at the zoo?

Are you on the side of feathers or no feathers?

but gigi is so small, pls explain

which one is a dragon?

rip

uhmm, actually dinos had scales fools

I wanna breed with Kiki

kikis about to be on the endangered species list when i crush her cunny into extinction

I wanna get this on a T-shirt

speaking of dinos and dragons, i remember this animal planet mocumentary where they "tried" to prove dragons were real and one of the dragon species lived among dinos. i actually have this on DVD cause i thought it was really cool as a rabtile

chocobos were real

where is this playlist

before youtube, there was stupidvideos

I still remember when imgur was like catbox

Kiki abridged series when

it's just a black man, Kiki

>>56720287
why is he black?

>>56720410
They don't have blacks in Australia

things were simpler back then

`Some people just don't get it (-35)

Kiki LOVED happy tree friends

this cant be right?....right?

I miss the times where you could have fun

Kiki LOVED the Teletubbies doing drugs animation

>it's still there

>>56720492
fellow nichibro

took a detour to the internet history museum on the way to the natural history museum

>>55881184
>>55881184
I made a post about this recently

`Kiki hasn't changed much over the decades(-80)

Newgrounds started my Run or Rape genred hentai game addiction

havent changed my underwear in years

i fixed her

>>56721024
haha diaper boy diaper boy

>>56721013
it started my visual novel and dating sim addiction

you became interested in taking it up your bumbum

sock theft is no joke

how could you steal ALL his socks

https://twitter.com/mimi20220811/status/1694112880780779904

>>56721142
bro..
Kiki will help fix our addictions

I think Kiki is CUTE and I'm sick of pretending she's not!

I'm gonna steal Kiki's socks

hubba

`Kiki likes putting Champy's underwear on her head and sniffing it (-35)

>using Kiki as my towel as revenge

using Kiki as a frisbie

Kikiiii~
My underwear's gooone~!
Y U DO DIS
https://files.catbox.moe/65xrd9.png

this rabbit is so cute

gigi stop asking if thats a budgie in my speedo or am i happy to see you

>>56721571
haha you drew a mans penis, you are gay now

>>56721656
I didn't draw it
That fact probably makes it worse aaaiieeeeeee

`Museum time

How did it work again? Wearing a trenchcoat so when kiki gets nervous she can hug me and inside of it?

holy shit the uk? like in harry potter???

scary escalator making her tic

Not to nitpick, but you could probably get away with making yourself a bit smaller maybe

I'll have a volcanic eruption if I smell kiki for much longer

kiki please pause the stream im making Kwaf

counterpoint - she's the poifect size

id hold you tight and cover you as ash and lava rained down on us

To be fair they would have been dead by now anyway

Imagine fucking Kiki during an earthquake

i was gonna go on a trip to japan but the tohoku earthquake happened a week before my flight

rogs

pebbleki

ill be your bambam

>fishes deal with avelanches
they probably think "dope, more fish rock for me fish home"

leaving my carbon deposit in gigis womb

Have you ever looked at a kidney stone under a microscope?

saw a flat rock one time that somebody decorated with chalk, and on it was written "turn me over." When I did, the other side said, "Have a good day."

And I did have a good day.

>physically moves body instead of dragging herself over

`Nothing is certain except change (-40)

>>56723327
she is really there

sorry i'd like to help with timestamps but i don't even know what to call half of these exhibits

plutobros

Kiki, who is your favourite sailor senshi?

Pluto has a big planetty heart

You're a scorpio btw, same as me

>>56723557
pluto is so lonely out there... pluto is literally me

I watch Qi too
WE ARE

raptile champs, you remember that?

Goodnight, Kiki. I wish I could stay up with you for the full date. Love you!
Goodnight, Champs, have fun!

It was the meme mongey skull

fugg I think I might have poisoned myself a little bit

>>56724123
nini champ

>>56724184

edgy goth cavemen kids were wiping shit on their eyes

>>56724211
stop eating hydrangeas, fool

this cunt is speedrunning the museum

>>56724123
sweet dreams

>They're not rocks, they're minerals!

>>56724380
jesus marie

>>56724184
I googled "green jem" because of this image
fuck you

`Kiki wants champy to get her an emerald ring (-60)

here is yours kiki

For you, Kiki

mine is opal

>>56724686
I share it with Kiki, we were meant to be

>>56724686
pee stone...

I learned the names and colors of gems from Diablo 2 as a kid

How does she scroll the images like that? Is it an obs plugin?

get to the fuckin bismuth already

somebody's running in the museum

if i ever was to buy a ring for kiki i would get a dark green emerald. whats her ring size? asking for a rabbit

giving gigi my class ring

have some ember jewelry stuff at the coast here, would love to buy something for Kiki

kiki no whistling in the museum please, you'll scare the dinosaurs

`Wildlife taxidermy stuff

>>56725383
what would happen if he bit my dick?

kiki you've got to watch Kemono Friends some time there's a shoebill in it

>>56725412
Shoebill Steppy

>Sir I hate to bother you, but can you please tell your tiny wife not to stand on the exhibits?

I like annelids

reminds me i found this neato spider yesterday

`The cameraman's feet (also a hermit crab or something)

who's stronger? scorpion pincers, or kiki pincers?

`The one animal Kiki really doesn't like (-15)

`A joke about a beetle and a centipede (-25)

>>56725833
`Cute Kiki snort (-20)

i think i saw that centipede joke on ifunny once

`The lovely termite towers (Kiki's favorite!) (-10)

If you go the the end of the video, and go to the video on the top left corner, I think thats a part two

im gonna send kiki one of these when i get a camera and some free time

`Big skelly

maybe after the museum we can go to the bridge of love

The Cameraman

kiki can you be the c to my oral?

ran through the museum faster than kwaf through kiki

the giraffes remind me of this giraffe that was born recently with no spots

>>56726383
how embarrassing

>>56726383
long horse

does it bother you to be flying on an airplane alone sitting between two strangers?

>>56726383
he looks pretty upset by the situation

Museums always make me think of the museum level in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.

>>56726775
very american of you to assume everyone always flies

>>56726893
his arms sure must be tired

`Cameraman hate

>>56726893
North America is the wind nation. Invented flight, biggest tornadoes in the world, hurricanes on both coasts, blizzards in the north, sand/duststorms in the dustbowl. We aren't used to people not being able to fly on command.

Any Kiki architecture art?

>imagine being dead and stuffed
laughs_in_kiki's_taxidermied_head_on_my_wall.jpg

Snakes are cool, I had a snake in high school

I have one snake in my pants right now

`A mammoth

i want to wake up in a morning and then kiki comes in and says, champy the cameraman is making me seethe. then she jumps on the bed and just starts beating the absolute fucking shit out of me and spitting in my face

>>56727770
`Everybody walk the dinosaur (-40)

That was fun gigi

holy shit, i had no idea elephants had toe joints

I had a great time, thanks gigi

I am the cameraman

horse legs are basically just like giant fingers if you think about it

`Where Kiki wants to go with us next

can we go to a war museum?

I started coughing for some reason
can you bang on my back for a bit gigi?

coffee date was lovely

>>56728307
I wanna go to bovington tank museum one day

should go to a holocaust museum for a laugh

>>56728555
even with trips we cant do it champ, she would get banned

>>56728174
architecture boy

>>56728555
I've actually been to Auschwitz before, the sheer scale of tourism is staggering. They had stone stairways that had ruts worn into them from the millions of people who paid to see the theme park.

>>56728734
>ifunny.co

https://youtu.be/bI_DDDMe_vc

gigi thumbs are very nice I like the consistent style

https://www.youtube.com/live/bI_DDDMe_vc?feature=share

>want to tour museums near me
>dont have camera
>reflection would probably appear on the exhibit glass
aieee

>>56728991
just wear a balaclava, and say its your mask

>>56728991
I've thought about making a tour of interesting places around me for Kiki, but I have no camera or car.

I like scrolling down your stream catalog, it's like a museum of cute

>>56728991
probably best not to

>>56729090
Maybe I'll go exploring a cave and record it for Kiki

>>56728991
Just wear a full head latex rabbit mask.

date streams are wonderful I always look forward to them

exploring kiki's cave...

i would unironically enjoy a "reading wikipedia articles with kiki" stream

>>56729322
we could play "least links to Hitler wins"

kiki is the ceo of 9gag she can laugh at her own jokes if she wants

>Pushing Kiki down and kissing her forcefully as she tries her hardest to resist and push you off

just a little smooch?

kissable

i smooched the screen and kiss-raped kiki

>kisses kiki

I want to suck on Kiki's tongue

youre over it
mwah

I love the puff

mt fuji

it looks like a pink and red candy corn

sorry its cause uhhh imma rabba

no natural history museum tour is complete without yee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ

holy cute

i thought i was your champlenamplerampanampawampers.....

my beautiful wife

givin me champypickle kisses

come get yer kisses

those were some high quality gigi kisses

`Kiki shines bright like a diamond

KIKI I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE STAY HERE FOREVER ILL LAUGH AT ALL YOUR 9GAG AND IFUNNY MEMES EVERYDAY

nooo I want it to continue forever

`Outro (-40)

love you very much, the date was great and the end was just perfect

RATE?!?!?!?!

>>56730621
Nice ceilings/10

>>56730621
yee/10

anyone have a clip of kiki going "eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee" cutely?

>>56730621
yee/10

>>56730621
kiki's kisses/10

>>56730621
every time kiki flies off and shows her bare thighs i want to cum/10

>>56730621
she forgor to use the notebook she prepared /10

i riked the part with the earthquakes the best

>>56730621
yee/10
the tour part was worse but the date part was amazing

>>56730621
cool and lovely date/10

>>56730676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLczsuLax-E

>>56730621
coffee date was wonderful, museum had plenty of cool stuff despite cameraman and kiki was funny, gigi was amazingly cute at the end, perfect date, I feel great, thank you gigi my lovely wife

>>56730890
how could you

those kisses near the end were quite succulent

time to finish this date in Koikatsu

>>56730676
https://files.catbox.moe/v0o8w4.wav

>>56731381
hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>56730621
Fancy rocks/10

today was lots of fun but i may have been a bit tired and didn't show it as much. nini pyon

>>56732217
now sniffing underwear part please

>>56730022
glad someone posted the unedited

>>56718082
way too small

>>56732746
sorry...

>>56732746
that's what she said

>>56730621
sex/10

>>56730298
>>56730223

nini, I sleep peacefully now

>>56733272
i've wanted to redraw that left foot so fucking bad, but feed are hard to dreaw

>>56733223
perfect

>>56733272
as yes finally i can sit down and- wha... huh?? DID A RABBIT PISS IN MY TEACUP?

>>56733223
sometimes i wonder if this rabb is actually not a cat

My pumpkin soop, for all the hungry rabs put there

>>56733974
review please. ever since kiki said she had some i wondered what it was like

>>56733974
yummy

>>56733974
never had pumpkin soup but pumpkin porridge with a pinch of cinnamon is the best

>>56734067
have you never had pumpkin soup before?
this was creamy, smooth, savoury (garlic.onions), mildly spicy (some curry powder, cumin, nutmeg) personally i would have added some more chilli powder but its great as is for cold wintery days

have no fear

Seems like getting tweets+replies is very heavily rate limited, what I might wind up doing is poll only standard tweets without replies at the regular interval and then poll tweets+replies every few minutes to try to prevent my scraping accounts getting limited so frequently.

never been into dirty panties but kiki is making me want hers
I'd keep a pair of hers next to my pillow and hope the scent wafted into my dreams

>>56735203
you look bready

>>56736805
Still one of my favorite anti-rample medicines

NEW

>>56737249
>>56737249
>>56737249

>>56737153
Yeah, I felt like I needed it
Blogpost
My mother had a song stuck in her head, and it happened to be one that was played at my nan's funeral, and we got to talking about songs and stories that make you cry when you listen to them. Sure enough, I mentioned a song that I'm weak to and I of course cried a little.
tl;dr talked of song that make cry. cried.