/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56726451
>Mio's birthday ends
>OP for thread
w-what happened....

i want mio to comfort me once this world ends

>>56726808
The World has ended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYbtcZlRmQ

morning /hag/

>>56728370
morning bud and goodnight /hag/

>>56728370
Actually morning this time.

>morning
But it's midnight!

>>56730239
I'm PST, finally got back to being nocturnal

>>56730563
I'm from the boogeyman region, its noontime here.

>>56730610
From what I understand, PST is inverse of my current time minus 2 hours. Would I be correct?

>>56731203
It's almost 9pm here

>>56731340
7-8 hours backwards.

>>56734726
Poru!

Morning fellow haggots

And gooood night *bang*

>>56735371
My perfectly average lancer...

Hawkposters ASSEMBLE!
Also it's been a while... What did I miss?

Cute hags

>>56739194
not much, mio had her birthday recently, hagbros had some /fit/ talk last thread. Things have been relatively peaceful. New hags have been recently promoted (Shiina from Niji and Nemu as indie iirc)
It's getting a little harder to keep the thread up, so please bump if you can

>>56741884
Oh yeah! I have yet to watch the live for it...

Is this /pol/ now?

>>56748599
Always has been

>>56748696
But this has been /mion/ all the time

>>56748599
/pol/ka has been replaced, again

I love this stupid nearly 40 year old dog so much oomfies

>>56748599
just a pol poster bumping
>>56748696
very nice

>>56748824
Chances of fucking Mint?

>>56749088
Been more a kitty person over pups but for Pol...I make an exception...besides, she has a "kitty", if you get my drift.

>>56749577
I'm her bf so for (you) none

>>56749624
Drat.

been a little less active today bros, was busy exercising and fucking around (honestly i don't even remember what else i did today). will bump more tomorrow i promise, sleeping for now

>>56749577
Higher than you'd think.

Somebody better install some speedbumbs for this ride!

I bring dire tidings.

The Holizontal initative struck up a Chapter 2 w/ OW2 and this time, a team of Holos which includes our kitty gun mommy is up against catalog public enemy numero uno: Stars.

Stay vigilant.

>reddit spacing
>dramafag
go back and stay there

hag sensei and hag student getting over it
https://youtu.be/jAEE5VzQsQU

Maririn!

>56758121
Is it really dramafagging if I'm just warning about things that affects our thread's survivability rates?

Miorine

Aaaaah it’s only Wednesday

>>56761674
Wait it's only fucking Wednesday? God damnit my spine ain't gonna make it to the weekend at this rate

>>56760558
It's not, we just need to post more hags

Is anyone planning on watching the splash party? I haven’t looked at tickets yet but I’m hoping they’re below 8k yen

night /hag/
no excuse for the thread to be dead when I wake up, it's not neet hours anymore

>>56762901
>LuiCute

Bro, that shot is hot.

>>56763559
I am but have to watch the VOD since I'm working while it's live, here is pretty pricey for the standard but I haven't treated myself in a while so fuck it!
>>56763592
It really is but I only have LuiLewd and it doesn't fit and LuiLipstick would be the only pic I would have so it's LuiCute, like it or not

>>56763871
No complaints tho. I like pretty lips. Both.

What hag has the best hag laugh

>>56764411
Mio’s wheeze gets me everytime and botan does as well. My personal favorite is marine though. I love powerful unrestrained laughs

>>56764411
Most would say Mion and I wont blame them. I'd nominate Botan as well.

>>56764411

>>56764411

soon

Windows XP... home

Garage kits it's an 80s thing, these old hags

No lives posted, I got you
Rare Mary Stream (damn her thumbnail is sexy)
https://www.youtube.com/live/rIzhA1h-VQM?feature=share
my rich birb hagwife
https://www.youtube.com/live/O1DHSlj1J1I?feature=share
Aki on ARK
https://www.youtube.com/live/CIeOl0Xs0hI?feature=share
Foobs
https://www.youtube.com/live/aiGgI9MUGwo?feature=share
Hagsmith in MC collab
https://www.youtube.com/live/UYZrfF9Z-GY?feature=share
Watame doing 3D superchat reading
https://www.youtube.com/live/vaoXsdzxCD8?feature=share
Koyori also on MC
https://www.youtube.com/live/JGeHy6X4jK8?feature=share

>>56769216
Garage kits are still a thing though

>>56771639
but they aren't nearly as popular as they used to be

>>56771710
ah, I didn’t know they were really big in the 80s compared to now t. millennial

>>56771851
It's ok, I've learn it from Otaku videos and some 80s otaku yt videos. They were really big in a time where there wasn't that much figures around to buy and they were expensive

Get in
https://jiggie.fun/TrigpR

>>56771851
Thing is a lot of people have gotten more into kit modding and kitbashing to get similar effects too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adq6wv9UTIU
Oh look related

>>56773546
It was fun

>>56774345
I follow the guy, sucks that he doesn't make them naked not even for patreons anymore

>>56768644
Aren't they not quite hag yet

>>56774769
It's over

>>56774769
nice game anon. couldn't figure out how to chat on the site lol

>>56774853
Let's go for a 500 piece one, next time! (I'll probably make one in some hours near the Fuwamoco Little witch nobeta stream
)

>>56774911
Wait I thought that game was vaporware and the devs went for a scam of "WILL BE DONE SOON... So check out our merch shop for game not out yet!"

>>56776422
It has Polka in it!

>>56776484
I know but is it actually good as Polka alone will not sell me especially since it markets itself as a DAHK SAWLS game. Which tells me it'll have shit controls and one hit kill enemies everywhere

>>56776422
Game came out a while ago. Even has holos doing voices I heard the devs upload porn of the characters on their patreon

>>56776542
I mean it seems pretty balanced to me, I wouldn't consider it a souls-like in the slightest

>>56776422
The game has been released, has a DLC and recently they give it a free updated adding some new mode. They do sell a shit ton of merch and post ecchi stuff on their patreon

>>56776669
Like I want to actually just you know do ranged shit and not be doing chip damage if not be a standoff range kinda thing since if I got magic beams and shit let me just start blastin

>>56776484
>>56776617
anyone know how many holos and which ones are involved? Is Polka a cameo or something or does she just have a voice role? How the hell did these people hire holo girls for this anyway

>>56777855
Voice Role. I think Fubuki did too?

>>56777855
Polka, Foobs and Noel. It's on their website anyway, not a secret. They are the bosses

>>56778053
They should add dlc where Fubuki rapes Nobeta if her hp goes to 0.

There's a mod to unlock all outfits and also play nude

>>56777855

>>56778419
Why would you want to do that though?

>>56779989
Because Nobeta is cute and funny.

>>56779989
1- Because some of the outfits are locked behind a Console Special Edition. Meaning that if you play on PC and would like to get X outfit, you'd have to buy the Nintendo special edition or the PS4 special edition, with this you just unlock everything and can conbine outfits
2-Because CUNNY

>>56780724
>2-Because CUNNY
Disgusting.

>>56781158
Oyakodon.
https://files.catbox.moe/qbtizs.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qbtizs.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1f7uvr.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/wwmh5u.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/73egx7.jpg

>>56781301
Did I FUCKING STUTTER?!

>>56781592
gay

>>56782025
Of course

>>56781301
A man can dream.

>>56749577
Tranny art.

>>56784279
Obsessed

>>56788166
cute dogs

https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
southerner hag's doing more work on her cat plushie tonight

>>56778531
>Polka with a whip
Yes mommy

>>56783479
god these tease photos are so alluring, makes me want to embrace and feel her up

>>56789600
>ywn use Botan’s boobs as a pillow

>>56789866
it's just not far damn it, she's been looking better these days too...

>>56790014
My biggest dream is to suck milk out of my hagwife’s tits

Day 3 of sleeping with my Mio daki. Had issues figuring out where to rest my head. Daki pillow isn't firm enough, normal pillow makes it harder to cuddle. Solution: scoot the daki down a bit to let Mio rest her head on my chest. Issue resolved. No hag dreams yet, but hopes remain high.

We still are looking for chants for next league
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZBN0jcdmMN7RNQ81hgfjKgOUJg9YsPTwkL33J17fA74/edit
Submit any fun clip of your hagshi or any cool meme of her

they're getting old...

I'll make the puzzle in 30 minutes, any chuubas recommendations?

>>56801863

>>56801863
picrel since it's their stream. or pol or fbk since they VA in the game they're playing

morning /hag/

>>56802903
morning bud

Enter BAU BAU
https://jiggie.fun/GB10Nn

poru on the dog telly

>>56800369
Good. Like fine wines, they get better with age.

Nice crossover work /hag/ with/baubau/

>>56809483
/hag/ x /baubau/ spilt collab complete with Hagchad Ruffian limited edition version eggtimer

>>56804118
And morning to you and picrel.

>Mio
>Lui
>Botan
>Flare
>Polka
>Korone
>Etc

When you think about it most hags have a very contagious laugh but if I had to choose only one it would be from my darrrrrrrrling

https://youtu.be/DRCkvOCS9-w?si=PDbsYRFPW4FNY0qv&t=9

>>56814383
I need a compilation of her saying darrrrling

>>56814383
>Flare
>Polka
I have been blessed with so much of her laughter since they started hanging out
https://youtu.be/mW2hqyPwr3k?t=412

How is Mio's album anyways? Do you miofa actually like it?

>>56814383
Botan vs Mio vs Flare would make me incapable of picking a winner
https://youtu.be/63TbbU2Utds?si=H6l4LnQVlWUJpLQ6
https://youtu.be/i_hosTW24ag?si=H6pIRrUR2vd_DZ3t
https://youtu.be/UGxNpOKDT-k?si=8iJDgt8_DbVUB2zk
https://youtu.be/c3A2fNYj0lA?si=hK7kmRc6RvxTELx5

>>56815313
My bias is with Poru

>>56796509
bro are you okay?

>>56822963
are YOU okay? you aren't sleeping with a mio daki??
>>56796509
pray to big god mio and she will bless your sleep

>>56823839
>you aren't sleeping with a mio daki??
bro my life ambitions, fantasies, dreams, and waking desires torture me enough in this crumbling world, last thing I'd need to do is remind my subconscious of something I crave every day

>>56824103
hugging a daki feels much better then watching mio and not being able to touch her, this sounds like an excuse to me.

>>56824222
to each their own I suppose, I've got a regular pillow for when the days get bad. Anything else would just feel like cope and worsen things. Cold world out there, but I push on, maybe a hug or two from family will do once I become a wizard

I just realized, 3/4 in the starting 2 chapters are hags. Even main girl is a hag.

https://youtu.be/YFbr-udRtVs?si=DeSFbznfcbqRk_NY

My project. Covered by an anon here. If you're itt, big ups bro. May you continue covering it.

Hags.

>>56825793
wut about them?

>>56826459
Old, but gold.

>>56824103
Does Ame have a daki yet?

>>56800369
wow. what a cute image of my wife Marine Senchou

What's with all the doomposting recently! WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT! Provided we actually get off our asses and work for it! Join the hunt with me!

Big fat sheep milkers

page 10 hate

>>56814383
You probably don't watch indies considering the list, but Mint's laugh is really cute. Plus she talks like girl Bernie Sanders.

night /hag/
keep tt up!

>>56831236
I want Mint to give me a paizuri followed by sloppy head.

>>56833041
Would.
Both.

live

>>56819843
it's not out yet. but howling and 夜明けのメロウ are some of my favorite holo orisongs

For those interested, there’s lots of decent offbrand Holohag R18 dakis here https://cuddlyoctopus.com/?s=Hololive&post_type=product
Pretty sure that company is one of the few that makes Watame dakis of any kind

Hag milk https://files.catbox.moe/cgkx4j.jpeg

>>56824846
Playing the game rn, poor Flare, she keeps getting shit levels 4x in a row.

>>56808294
Goddamn that drawfag's work

>>56828769
sitting under my bed untouched

Woke up too damn early so I'm posting haglinks before I sleep
Foobs playing funny crewman game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypeIVHPUQHI
Watame on Groove Coaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdX8K3co9M
Lofi on Holocure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeFP1BCphkw
Another hag back with P5 (Koyori)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvBkI3dmzns
Hag Dog testing her IQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WznWooK5-qE
HoloHag on Cake Collab on Raft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hya2pAUFHLQ
Ange on Blue Archive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR1_tUczK3M
Shizuka Rin playing Ax Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu1_R5HkOGg
Sister Claire leading her children (Pikmin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm4jggbMDEY
Hag GF back with Stray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HJCIZkgQ8
AZKi on Geoguesser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTaSolJocI&ab_channel=AZKiChannel

>>56839559
almost forgot one
ARS playing Apex in a collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJPdXwxGQXw

It's gonna get turbulent here

>>56836846
Me and other /hag/anon (sharing is caring)

>>56841348
At this rate I'm gonna be mistaken for a Kreiger the amount of times I'm digging in with various threads...
Never can relax. Always gotta be saving threads

>>56842731
I want to touch that tail

>>56841348
You can say that again.

>>56841348
>long awaited male graduation while sinking EN branch opens auditions again
>more menhera paparazzi gossip
fuckin hell we're doomed for the next 12 hours

>>56844102
Considering this is catalog public enemy numero uno...12 hours may not be all...they're gonna ululate all over the campfire till their fingers stiffen...

I want wed, breed, and take care of this hag for the rest of my days

>>56845400
looking at her compared to her sister is a 180, I want to bury my cock in her somedays after reading the hornyposts, damn fertile body

>>56838582
Nice

>>56846338
Mococo needs correction

>>56849413
Mococo needs to grow bigger tits

>>56850663
Just a bit imo. Enough to noticeably dent her outfit but not too much.

SHIT!

>>56850663
>can’t appreciate a flat chest with a nice behind and thighs
baka more for me then. flatties can be just as nice as milk tanks

>>56852941
Only flattie I can appreciate is Suisei, and even then is mostly due to color and outfit

The ultimate hagform

>>56853406
she’s my oshi so understandable. Always been a legs man so milkers are a thing I can love when it’s there but won’t be upset if it’s not

>>56855271
>legs
Those are covered. And she has tits too!

>>56850663
Conclusion: BEGIN THE BREEDING

FuwaMoco now belongs in these threads.

>>56855781
In their past, I preferred whoever was the bustier one but as they are now...man, my love of sporty-sexy is flipping my preferences.

>>56855781
Fuwamoco now belongs in my bed

>>56855513
I’d love lui nee just as much if she was a flattie

>>56856781
That's exactly why I love her. She has EVERYTHING!

>>56841348
>>56844102
>End of the World Edition
The witch foreshadowed it again

>>56857208

>>56857208
BURN THE WITCH! SHE CALLED TWO YABS IN A COUPLE OF DAYS!

>>56857677
>that celebration emote after a spell

>>56857999
MIO YOU HAVE TO COOL IT! THE BOARD IS UNUSABLE AND I CAN'T LET MY THREADS DIE!

>>56858315
Only the strongest will survive
*miosha steppu all over the place*

>>56858315
Then you need to kill the Unicorns. All of them. Even the Children

>>56860121
More like kill the homobeggars/baiters fags that insist on making this board unusable.
And I'm including the jannies in this group to, because we know that they make some of the bait threads.

>>56860121
With pleasure

>>56860121
Both sides are annoying as hell. I don't want to be into any of them but homobeggars are a worse since the only thing they want is ruin the fun for everyone that doesn't think like them.
Baiters and Catalog shitters are the worst of the worst still though

>>56861166
They're all the same people you know that right? Ever notice the high post, low IP ratios?

>>56861166
Unicorns are currently throwing a fit over the overwatch tournament. I'd say they're worse.

>>56860121
Kill all homos and there will be very little drama to spam about

>>56861166
Those are all the same people. None of them watch any vtubers and are here to make threads unusable. Now post some hags

>>56861368
I can give them the benefit of the doubt there since they're clearly not well, or in shitty situation where the only love they can get is from chuubas. Even though now they shit on my oshi for it. Make of that what you want
>>56861302
I don't browse those threads often so no, I haven't noticed that

>homobeggars are trying to bring the same shit discussion in /hag/
Colour me surprise. I don't care about the hot topic, just post hags

>>56862541

>>56862830
>says the guys who blames everything on unicorns
kek
Anyways, last post about this unrelated shit

Newfriends, see >>56861302 and >>56861484. It is without doubt that mostly everything you see plaguing the catalog are a project of similar strands of low iq anons (85%). From formatted posts, shitflinging, baits, falseflags, etc., it really doesn't matter as they all generate the same characteristics. They likely don't watch streams, hardly care for this activity as a whole (or care too much), and only get stimulation in their meaningless lives from fanning flames of internet drama for updoots and replies from other retards sharing their rotting platform. When they actually are participating, you can find them shitting up global threads or other relevant generals for their own gain. It's a constant wave of overzealous paparazzi as this is literally a hobby gone wrong. My best advice is picrel, post hags, watch streams and carry on, things are only as schizo as you make it

>>56862541
Hot Topic Mio

Zoomer yab

>>56863422
Where are the twins Varnis?!

>>56863545
What the fuck…

>>56863545
bae how could you.....
is there a clip or soundpost of this anywhere

>>56863545
Mating press

>>56863644
https://youtu.be/28k-kymXQFA?t=833

>>56863545
Cute

>>56864010
damn link doesn't work on mobile anymore

>>56863159
Way to prove my point. You're seeing ghosts where there are none.

>>56863644
I could make one but this heatwave has been killing my laptop everytime I try to do anything that isn't browsing/YT. Sorry hagbro...

>>56864559
It's all good, i watched the link another anon sent and the entire moment is pretty broken up. Wouldn't make for good soundpost material anyways

Older women are very cute

I don't like this one bit

I need some heavy hags in my life

>>56831236
I don't honestly

I do check some of the indie/corpo hags that are usually posted here, Amiya is my favorite

morning /hag/
gonna be a fast board today

>ultimate dream is to have marine on my face, followed by lui and Botan

I dont even want to fuck these hags i just want to taste them

>>56870941
Leave my Lui out your fucking mouth!

>>56871057
sorry office hags are my passion

>>56871274
Then why are you posting this AI abomination that isnt even OL? You can take Polka

>>56871384
I would sexually harass that tail every day

Fat hag ass

>>56871512
>JP work culture
>rule that you can’t leave before your boss
>purposely have a desk right next to the exit so you can touch her fluffy tail as she walks by
>over time she notices it, one day she “trips” and her fennec floor duster flops right in your face
>hag musk assaults your senses and she slyly looks your way, noting you’re due for a “personal review” tomorrow

>>56871384
marine and lui both worked for black companies which means they did lewd things to get promoted and thats hot

>>56872231

>>56872406
Imagine you worked with them at that company and you hear a familiar voice on a stream one day
Would you reconnect?

>>56872231
I like to think Polka never stopped being a horse which means her pussy can wink...

>>56872406
Most normal companies don't hand out promotions like cake, you expect a black one to do it in any capacity?

>>56872231
>>56872472
I really need an older woman to come onto me and absolutely buff my confidence tenfold

>>56872548
>Marine did a office roleplay with the girls in which she got super heated on being bossed around


Some Japan office chad absolutely pounded marine over a desk at one time so yes it could happen

>>56872586
You never seen HR have you? theres a reason only stacys get that job

>>56872791
I haven't worked in an office before, you're right. Though I've been working enough to know that companies are stingy

>>56873040 (me)
Also Lui has said she worked sales, not secretary

>>56873126
Lui based on her skill set was more than likely a sales ambassador which means she was in charge of acquiring new clients for insurance or similar products which means

>she was expected to be attractively dressed
>she was expected to business flirt


Run a company yourself and one of these girls will in time be sent to your office to sign your company up for something and they are always cute and well spoken

Lui was absolutely one of these girls
Marine may have just been an overworked office hag covered in sweat under her outfit which i would wring out and drink as tea

>>56873773
If you say so... If Lui was sent my way I'll buy whatever she's selling anyway

>>56874102
Lui would be a welcomed change from the bleach blonds with fake boobs my company keeps getting

>>56874260
Not my fault you live in Cali. Land of the plastic

>>56874346
>cali
>too poor to move
>too poor to stay

Oh well 10 more years and i can retire and go fuck hags in some poor eastern country

>>56874553
How are you too poor to move? Isn't every other state cheaper, therefore easier to move to?

Favorite hag pic that makes you go feral?

>>56874828
It was 5 years back but the great cali migration happened and now you have to go to places like Louisiana to get cheap rent

seattle, portland, denver, chicago are all more than here now

>also i like to imagine this is how Lui wore her hair when she was a sales rep

>>56875034
That hair makes me go places! God she's so hot!

pregnant hags
hairy hags
hags with saggy breasts

>>56875034
Oh well, that's a shame. Hope at least you can make it hagbro! Sorry for getting pissed. I'm just sick and tired of people that only watch herfor her model to talk about being fans of her, plus all the shit that's been happening with the tourney too riled me up sinc, again shitters that don't watch her are shitting on her

>keep reading the word Marine as urine instead for over a week now
what did my brain mean by this

>>56875662
You're dyslexic?

>>56875737
that or the tumor is advancing in an interesting way

>>56875474
that happens to every one sadly, how many people only know coco from clips? or Marine from "Im horny" or Korone from "IM DIE THANK YOU FORVER"

its easy to mitigate vtubers down to their avatar clips and forget that they are real people with back stories.

Parasocial is such a stigma that people rather dehumanize than risk it

>daily reminder that Choco was warned that being in public was risky cause she was too cute

>>56875842
forgot the pic

>>56875662
>Honestly surprised gamer girl bath water was a thing and not gamer girl pee

Guess society does have a degenerate limit

This might be corny but I just want to thank the anons that introduced me to some of these hags. Even the fujo hags are pretty entertaining.

>>56876040
>hag pee bottles
imagine that being stored and shipped over days, weeks or even months.
hello cover? capitalize on the market

>>56875842
>mitigate vtubers down to their avatar clips and forget that they are real people with back stories.
It's not like I'm ignoring the fact she has a real life behind it. Hell I'll accept she's fucked before most of the times. I mean HAVE YOU SEEN HER?! GOOD GOD! The only thing that always pisses me off is when people still bring up the ATM shit or now the "oh no, she's tainted because of a shill stream. But she was a bitch anyway so no surprises". I fucking hate that and these two days have been more like this than usual. I know I'm an idiot for biting so I should just stop...

>>56863545
Ill never understand why the hag members dont spank the zoomer members when they are mean to them

>>56874553
>>56875034
another cali bro suffering I get it.... I've made it my life ambition to get the hell out of here not only for a chance of meeting better hags, but just to be able to exist in general. The ass of the US pretending like it's not the worst place ever is so tiresome....just need to apply ourselves and maybe meet a nice asian lady elsewhere
>>56875834
uhhh hagbro?? Are you okay? wtf is going on lately?

>>56876485
They know better anon. Plus Botan at this point is at that stage where she simply doesn't care and is regressing

>>56876588
Botan and pola are both tall for asian women they could bully the fuck out of most of the cast

>Imagine Botan and Polka demanding the younger members be their chairs for the day

>>56876588
is there anything that can be done to make her care again.....?

>>56876855
Maybe someone as good or better than her at fps, she hard carries the rest of the cast and that has to get old

>or someone marries this hag

>>56876985
Botan and Lui competing for the most painful regressions....someone needs to starting baking in their ovens and get them out of their woman caves

>>56877052
Botan is the oldest member of Hololive that has to suck when you cant even joke lile Marine because its too true

Some midday hags to lighten up the mood
Amiya playing bizarre retro ports
https://www.youtube.com/live/c1leynKEZSo?feature=shared
Tenma on Blasphemous II
https://www.youtube.com/live/vpR8JKUDeLc?feature=shared
Koyori coming up with a morning stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/mz44VDdA9uE?feature=shared

>>56875662
does your hag really love you if she wouldnt be your personal urine dispenser?

>>56872678
I get along well with my hag (married) coworkers and my cousin’s hagwife
It’s like I’ve been magnetized to older women all my life, all my closest friends are older than me by 10 years and never had a girlfriend younger than me, was the youngest in my grade
Oldest gap was a 32 year old grad student back when I was a 20 year old college junior, though she got menhera and pushed me away through depression, changed her number and everything

>>56879225
I bet you could get drunk off lamy pee

>>56879551
>kiss Lamy
>get drunk on her saliva
would be hot too

>ywn get hotboxed by a hag in bed after tongue punching her fartbox

>>56879551
>>56879663
Guys, I’m almost off work. Please save this erotic posting for another 30 minutes

>>56879507
hagbro almost had it all.....yeah I've realized my attraction to them after a while too. All throughout my younger years I always gravitated towards the older people, at first unintentionally then very intentionally. Mostly all relationships I've had with people younger than me seldom end well. Now i feel grumpy for genuinely having distaste for people near my age
>>56879863
bro i still have an hour and a half then a night class, looking in this thread is always a test

>>56879863
Your hag is waiting for you at home

>>56880164

>lamy sweat
>40% proof

>>56880138
She basically had Ange’s kinda build but acted alot like Watame
Still can’t watch Watame cause her favorite animal was sheep and she said she fell in love with me cause my hair was nice and “wooly”
This was way before vtubers were a thing though, she probably would’ve been a Watamate

>>56879551
>>56879663
not a hag so I would prefer getting drunk on Miosha's spit and pee...

>yfw even if you got all of the current members in one room you would not be able to technically impregnate all of 5th generation

SSRB-kun here, didn't even know I have a nickname lol. Apparently 4chan is shutting down in EU, some /int/fags say. Maybe nothingburger, maybe my last update. Darling hag was having nausea all evening, we'll buy pee test tomorrow.
Love you all, take care

>>56880726
never believe what /int/ says but regardless, early congratulations bro! I hope she's pregnant

/vt/ League 5 draw on Friday 21:00 UTC on the vtl cytube

>>56880726
>4chan is shutting down in EU
Good. Hopefully I can go back to a normal life!
It's bad luck to early congratulate so I won't, happy regardless SSRB-kun!

>>56880726
never believe a single thing /int/ says

>>56880726
fingers crossed!

>>56880726
best of luck and God's blessing to you hagbro, fuck me im always late when you post. Also, yeah the Internet regime has been clamping down a bit here or there, hosting sites and such are getting railed but /int/ is apparently notoriously not creditable so who knows. Take care

>>56880726
best of luck! rooting for you

>>56883122
look i like atahuta but those mocotits disgusting. dude really doesn't know how to draw flatties

>>56883326
Hey, don't be so mean to Mococo, she try her best...

>>56883458
i love mococo, i just don't like artists misinterpreting her perfect body

Mococock
Fuwawang

>>56883752
h-how big are they?

>>56883829
Mococo’s bigger than Fuwawa to compensate for her tiny tits
Mococo’s probabbly 7” and really thick, Fuwawa’s probabbly 4”, she loves giving Mococo paizuri during threesomes

>>56883995
In a threesome with Anon(me) who would facefuck and who would fuck on the first round?
https://files.catbox.moe/z2nr92.jpg

>>56883829
Big
https://files.catbox.moe/z2nr92.jpg

>>56883995
lets do some math

>both are Canadian

Canada has a 30% indigenous population who world wide have the largest cock size at 7 plus

which means if ether one has any indigenous blood than they are by law of average over 8 inches

>>56883563
flat is far from perfect

>>56884192
Anon... they're just legally canadian... No canadian blood or indigenous adn in them
Also the largest cock size (it's not like you can trust these studies) it's from some Euroasian countries

>>56884105
Fuwawa: first round
Mococo: facefuck but get backseated
Both: frotting with you together while you share a three way kiss

>>56884272
gay. there is more than one type of perfect

>>56883995
FuwaMoco Futa Fuckfest

>>56884405
if you say so

>>56884533
those are not nearly saggy enough.

>>56884627
That’s before pregnancy

>>56884533
>>56884627
is it saggy time?

>>56884405
it goes by the law of average so if 4 out of 10 have a large dick in ghana it doesnt matter because of lower population size

by population size native people have the biggest cocks because they include places like Peru and columbian as well as native canada

therefore if we go by that than the biggest dick in vtubing futa would be...Iron Mouse

>>56884696
i was the one talking about flatties but it's always saggy time

>>56884696

>vshojo watcher
>can't shut up about black cock
Kek

any bakers? saggy thread next please

>>56884834
Techinally its brown cock and no im from cali we have tiny brown women every where if i wanted to know ones opinion on the latest meme id just buy a bag of oranges

>>56884904
working on it

finally some saggers instead of flat and cock posting

>>56884943
shut up and take both

Is Kronni a hag? arent korean woman considered left over sooner than japanese?

>>56885037
In my mouth

>>56885145
no

>>56884533
looking at that face is almost egging me on to put 3 in the oven

>>56885145
She's a cake, and I bet there's dozens of threads where you can talk about her right now

>>56885145
hell no

>>56885145
No she’s around Bae’s age a full zoomer

>>56885037
mococo needs to get pregnant and grow nice saggy breasts to match her sister

>>56885195
>3
That’s rookie numbers, a wolf can hold up to 10 at once

>>56885218
she needs to get pregnant so I can suck on her lactating flat nipples

>>56885145
30 is 30 everywhere in the world

>>56885186
>>56885196
>be doog
>older than marine
>not considered a hag


I dont know how this shit works

>>56885218
But Fuwawa will just get saggier after pregnancy, almost down to her belly
Just flopping around

>>56885319
>not considered a hag
Are you for real? is this the first /hag/ thread you visit?

>>56885319
She’s a month younger than Mio

>>56885329
Fuwawa was spayed. She needs Mococo to get pregnant for both of them

>>56885319
you're retarded anon

>>56885319
https://youtu.be/SuDqNLgVHv8

>>56885370
>shh im asking for korone content and your ruining my plan

>>56885504
my what?

>>56885450
>those fat tits and no milk to fill them up ever