/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56674187
MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

hehehehehe

IMPREGNATE NOIR VESPER

GIVE VESPER NOIR A STRESS INDUCED MISCARRIAGE

>>56674250
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hate regis altare

I MISS NOWA

>>56674435
is there a version where he becomes nothing but blood and guts

They shall truly become holoTemmas...
https://twitter.com/___multi/status/1693927498151547263

>>56674361
This is how we got in the situation we're currently in.

>Inclining his channel with outsider help
Which tempus can pull this off?

According to the laws of alchemy in some anime from 20 years ago, in order to gain something you have to sacrifice something in equal exhange.
What will you sacrifice to get them back?

>>56674562
All of VG

>>56674562
All the fujos and sick coomerbrains ITT

>>56674529
SORRY i cant help myself

He's going to be too powerful once he can start actually using this model.
https://twitter.com/yuu_723_724/status/1682936347965919233

>>56674562
i would build a makeshift firearm and assassinate motoaki tanigo to get them back

>>56674187
>Magni is as far away from the black man as humagly possible

>>56674562
Altare

>>56674702
>The black man has a gun pointed in Magni's direction
Will he be able to pull the trigger fast enough to stop Magni "The Final Solution" Dezmond?

>>56674702
>the black man
You mean Vesper? Of course.
>humagly
I appreciate you.

>>56674650
Stop, anon. You'll ruin my dream of getting stuck in some fem tempura's dungeon.

>>56674745
equal exhange, anon

>>56674790
I will eat the bullet and secure an existence for the future of mag children

>>56674562
My will to masturbate

>>56674887
Magni can stay dead, I just want nowa back

>>56674887
Yeah, they'd have to add five more guys to make Vesper and Magni worth the same amount as The Holostar.

>>56674187
You’re a small guy

>>56675020
4 u

>>56675020
>>56675076
Remember when the boys were talking about when axel puts on the mask they all do bane impressions? Good times eh

>>56675020
Kek, I wasn't even thinking about the fact that Altare is smol when I made that. He just intuitively seemed like the right person for it.

surely this hiatus wont extend past Magni's bday right?

i just want full hq. i miss them so bad

>>56674435

Demon King Regis becoming obsessed with lowly reaper rpr and capturing him, keeping him locked up in a secret room in the guild basement. Altare finds out about this and is disgusted with his other side at first but eventually he too wants to keep rpr imprisoned for himself

>>56675384
That's still in 2 months, of course not... right?

>>56674187
>Altare, Magni and Vesper in picrel
Where is Axel? We could have all of HQ

>>56675401
I have literally never taken a good look at this drawing. I always thought Nowa had one of those old people walker thingys and didn't even think twice about it. It's a fucking desk, why wouldn't it be

>>56675505
Who do you think is Bane in this scene?

its been 43 days since July 10th (when the hiatus was announced)
what do you think will happen first? we'll reach 100 days or they'll return?

>>56675505
Check the filename.

>>56675401
stop this

I was thinking about creating a channel for unarchived karaoke clips exclusively from Tempus, I started watching vtubers through clips of them singing my favorite songs and I want to help the guys become more popular. Would that get the boys or anyone in trouble? Should I not upload songs like the Skillet ones that Hakka had to cut in the rebroadcast?

>>56675850
There are some people who do that for hologirls and they have some of the boys' karaoke bits too. You wouldn't get them in trouble, no

>>56675850
I assume that it's fine based on the fact that I spent last week digging through covers of Firework by various holos, living and dead.

>>56675646
this image makes me so mad

>>56676101
Why?

>>56674562
>some anime from 20 years ago
OH GOD.....

>>56675850
iirc altare talked about this and apparently it's fine and won't get them in trouble..?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBTRAOjkSFY

Vesper isn't black because Cover Corp is a nip company and nips don't like niggers.

>>56676168
NTA but the lines should be reversed. But I don't expect wom*n to watch streams or know the personality of the talents, I only expect them to care only for the designs.

>>56674233
amen

>>56677122
this isn't the average female fan, this is a extra special case of fujoshi brainrot likely a chink based on the artstyle.

>>56674562
every fatty in this thread

>>56675406
This is good but I prefer it with less steps

>>56677122
I think that's the joke tho? You'd expect Magni to want the barbi one and Vesper the oppenhaimer, but Vesper did the watchalong with Bettel and Bae

>>56674233
Amen

>>56677122
Vesper joined that Barbie watchalong with Bettel and Magni loves pretentious movies. It makes just as much sense this way as it would the opposite way.

>>56677604
>magni
>ever watching oppenheimer
lmao

>>56675681
Should've taken the shot kid.

i know you guys didnt see the barbie movie nor bother to keep up with it but it was deliberately aimed for film snobs like magni keke

>>56677604
>>56677661
>Bae pull the senpai card
>Vesper "i will never say no to a senpai" Noir
Did all the oldfags die or did /mans/ just collectively decide to memoryhole what Nowa said?

I miss Almond a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1tG6plu6_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DepGjHpLepY

>>56677942
he said no to Oga's invitation to have dinner together back in Japan

>>56677942
Your oji likes Barbie, just accept it

>>56677942
He didn't seem to have any trouble saying no to joining Temma's Rust server.

>>56677119
copeanon...

>>56677942
He didn't respond to Temma's invite

>>56676168
it's just very cringe

>>56677542
W-what do you mean with less steps?

>>56674233
Amen

better yet why is no one questioning the artist dressing vesper like a teenage girl
layering with a striped shirt? vesper noir?

>>56678077
>>56678123
It was a open invite not a direct invitation like what Bae did.
>>56678044
sauce?
>>56678057
He did say he like it after he finish watching it, but he never actively seek it out.

>>56678368
this. shoudve been a genderbend

>>56677754
This image reminds me of one of my old favorite characters, Hajime Saitô from the manga "Rurouni Kenshin". Although this character is historical, so he appears in many other works.

>>56678057
I don't believe he necessarily does, but he's the type of self-flagellator that would put himself through something he dislikes for entertainment or penance e.g. the moldy burgers stream

>>56678368
>dressing vesper like a teenage girl
Pretty common fashion choice for man in JP.

>>56678492
Are you an AI? We don't take too kindly to your kind in these parts...

>>56678536
Don't use that stream as an example for anything except menhera lmao

>>56678612
Fucking zoomers...

>>56678560
>in JP
that's a western man in his 30s

>>56678492
I am not the artist but i do think they took inspiration from it, the framing is almost exactly the same as in the anime when he used Gatotsu vs Kenshin. Also based taste.

>>56676903
Interesting! Do you know in what stream he might have mentioned it? I will try to create a channel asap

>>56678669
I know about the manga you retard. That post just reads like a bot.

>>56678418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AViEfQo1bv4

>>56677948
Magni doesnt care about any of the boys but Bettel

>>56678444
NTA but I agree.

>>56678735
Indeed. Thank you for giving me some hope after being called a "bot".

>>56678719
No, that's an anime character created by a Japanese artist that they say is supposed to be a 28 year-old western man.

Did Vesper get lynched by a crony?

>>56676903
But Altare's a goober...

>>56678891
I'm not the one who called you that, but it's pretty obvious that the phrasing of your original post is what caused it. It has a weirdly encyclopedic tone to it. Serious question, do you have Asperger's? That would do it.

>>56678921
in minecraft yeah

>>56678776
Even if its against the rules do it anyways. I don't think its a big problem.

>>56678277
Kek nothing crazy, just not separating Regis/Altare. I've read so many stars drabbles with evil alter egos I've had my fill

is being a vestie the ultimate form of massochism?

Good morning fujos and fat gay ojis
So, what are they cooking with BG3? Are we gonna get Let's Play videos? I would love if that was the case

>>56679067
No

>>56678901
ok but it doesn't even look like the intended character

>>56678776
Nta but I remember him talking about it, think it was a menshi. Axel has too. They don't care if you clip the songs since it has no baring on them if it isn't on their channels but you could get copyright struck obviously

>>56679159 (me)
Copyright struck by the song owners, not the boys/cover

>>56678846
>Tried but couldnt get their schedules to match = rejected his invite
The absolute state of dramafags kek.

>>56678846
Grim.

>>56678776
sorry I have terrible memory so I don't remember which stream

>>56679004
NTA, I do and you can tell whenever I am in the thread.

>>56679336
nta but vesper spent 2 weeks on holiday there and 1 week supposedly cramming work

>>56679526
vesper is also crazy autistic

>>56679620
While sucking japanese truckers

>>56678891
Donmai anon, posts /here/ usually arent as well structured as yours thats all.

why does vesper get so much flak for not collabing with jp senpais its not like the other boys are collabing either

>>56679336
What was doing Vesper in Japan? Aside of eating expired burgers and avoiding HQ.

>>56679772
having steamy gay sex with me

>>56679772
>What was doing Vesper in Japan?
fat, disgusting, unwashed salarymen

>>56679772
I dropped him after the Japan arc please someone tell me there's a clip of him apologizing for missing so many collabs.

>>56679772
Tourism and recording.

>>56679848
vesper sucking off the cover stock share holders and is under investigation for insider trading (of semen)

>>56679772
are you all forget he was there to apologize

>>56679848
What was the point in going to Japan for that when he does the same thing at home?

>>56679772
Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure the actual answer is that he was recording Shinigami and maybe Yatta.

>>56679739
they'll say its other stuff but its really because he collabs with Kronii and Mori so that invites a lot of hate

>>56679997
Apologize by spreadung his cheeks to the old geriatric higher ups in cover?

>>56679852
I’ve got some news for you: there aren’t any.

>>56680099
h-hot... =q=

>>56679526
So what? That clip only proofs that i quote " we couldnt find a time that worked for both of us". Which means they tried, Nowa tried, he didnt say no, it just didnt work out.

If I see one more trans tempus drabble I'm going to bring twitter down myself

>>56674435
WHERE IS HE

>>56680260
Look, I want Twitter dead too, but the consequences of it dying would be too severe for the broader internet to handle right now, as the parasites scurry to find and slowly kill other hosts.

>>56680193
He has anxiety hort, of course he won't straight up say no

>>56679772
https://youtu.be/BVlHfSbU0lk

>>56680193
like how he tried to show up to the half anni? but none of that stuff honestly matters anymore. just need those 2 to come back for the 1st anniversary asap.

>>56680193
He also couldn't find time to take part in Tempus'6 month celebration stream because of how busy he was in Japan.

>>56679739
99% sure most of the issues is coming from non tempura/kronii schizos shitting up threads with delusions that he's chasing pussy or whatever. most tempura dont actually care what he does unless its shit like missing anniversary.

>>56680260
Kek. Thank god for the filter system on ao3

>>56680071
guess it really is all eop unicorn anti posting because axel collabs with other jp indies over his other gen mates with no scrutiny

>>56680260
weak

>>56680450
>gen mates

Noir Vesper deleted his WoW account right?
Vepadre is gone.

>>56680508
Yes genmates, nijinigger that what we call them /here/ in HoloPro.

I think Vesper should miss every anniversary here on out because it's funny.
But the anniversaries should still happen, this wait is getting pretty retarded.

>>56680576
We did this one already. Wow classic characters are not listed on the armory

>>56680450
axel still collabs a lot with tempus tho

>>56680576
vesperlove already disproved this. try again

>>56680508
>>56680671
sorry ill correct it to jp senpais just for you nitpicky faggots who knew what i was saying

>>56680655
kek that would actually be great. the sisters would seethe so much

>>56679047
>>56680260
I learned something new today, I guess.

>>56680655
If he misses the next one for another contrived reason, I'm going to start referring to him as Vesper Noir of Holostars EN, and a guildless retard

why should it matter whether vesper is in a collab or not if he doesnt contribute much to them apparently

>>56680655
Oh don't worry he will do that alright, also miss his own birthday for the funsies

>>56680807
Muh brotuber unity

Gavis Bettel loves Phantom because Phantom is a precious, lovely little dog and a good boy. Phantom deserves all the dog treats and human flesh he wants. I think naturally Bettel should give me more dog treats and and stop setting himself on fire. He should also stop getting mad when Phantom borrows his shirts to redecorate his nest with because they smell good.

>>56680740
Axel not collabing with Shien yet despite promising Shinove literally got brought up yesterday anon

>>56680867
not really unity when its being forced

>>56680031
He could do that from home though? Do you think Altare and Magni had to fly to Japan to record their parts of YATTA?

>>56680740
he joined the Rust server

>>56680918
He was recording Shinigami.
You would know this if you watched his content.

>doesnt stream for 43 days
>still a topic of discussion debate and endless rrats on /vt/

>>56680910
Axel, Shien and Gamma are the stars extroverts right? He should just kill 2 birds with one stone and reiterate his extrovert collab to have them both

There's so much bad blood between us that it really makes /MANS/ feel like a family, love you guys.

>>56680918
Noise complaints. Vesper lives in an apartment complex while Magni lives in a duplex and Altare lives in his parents house.

>>56680918
>He could do that from home though?
My memory is failing me at the moment, but didn't he have a noticeably shittier mic than the other boys for a while?
>Do you think Altare and Magni had to fly to Japan to record their parts of YATTA?
No, but it's normal for people to use nonessential things that would be good as supplementary reasons to do things that they already want to do but would be otherwise questionable, such as visit another country.

>>56674939
Do you Magmites do anything else but swallow?

>>56681049
>saying it like it's a good thing
Like oshi like fans, both really love dramas

>>56680918
He was there, he did work in the Holo recording studio and thats bad? Imagine trying so hard to anti a man that has been MIA for a month. Unironically rent free.

>>56681239
who said i was saying it like it was a good thing nig nog

>>56680740
I really didn't, I thought you were just a nijisister that calls Tempus "genmates" but turns out you were referring to StarsJP which makes you look even worse

>>56681064
I think it would be great fun, they really should

All this talk about collabing with JP stars is making me think ____________________________________________________________________________

>>56681283
If it wasn't a good thing you could've just ignored but nah gotta bite the bait like what your oshi loves to do

>>56681183
He has the same mic as half of Tempus had for a while, he just doesn't know shit about audio, even got a GoXLR which as of now is a discontinued product.

>>56681239
It's true, I love seeing retards fume.

>>56680740
Axel joined Rust to support Temma and the rest of the boys even though he thought the rules of the event might not be a good fit for him. Axel also organized the YATTA cover.

>>56681376
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56681064
Aren't Astel and Aruran too?

>>56681283
Honestly with how hard this Veschizos are working i really hope they are actually getting that steam gift card and not doing this for free kek.

>>56681424
ill concede to you only for bothering to give a proper response

>>56681424
I definitely don't find fault in any of his music collabing. I'd just like to see him do more with the HP stars. Bar roberu, some silly game with yurustars, plamo collab with oga, maybe

i love radish

>>56681064
Roberu.... forgotten....

>>56681650
Schizo behaviour, kys.

>>56681606
>Bar roberu
roru
rumao

>>56681766
vesper wouldnt say this to me...

Senzaki-mama birthday
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1693994070002295034

>>56681559
honestly its pretty easy getting (You)'s with him so I can see why they spam the board all the time if they really are getting monetary rewards from this (or at least im hoping they get paid otherwise this is just sad)

>>56681650
radish anon im your biggest fan!!!!

>>56681650
No radishes

>>56681797
You have seen through my disguise. Now die.

>>56681924
:)

>>56682058
rape

>>56681958
What have you done, little magmite

>>56682058
Ugly

>>56682071
*rapes you back*

post your stars jp/en otp :^D

>>56682071
>Shane Dawson is a vestie

>>56682130

>>56682143
6 HORAS

>>56682212
what manga? need a crumb of ugly femcel girl validation

>>56682212
wtf that's a woman?

who is this little guy

>>56682212
thats a woman?

>>56679997
Did apologizing took him a week?

rrat WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY WHEN IS COVER GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

thread was peaceful when fujos were just having a moment with each other

>>56682385
my onahole

>>56682417
Next week

>>56682335
It's from Nononono, Chapter 41.

>>56681120
>>56681253
I'm not anti-ing anyone, I'm just saying that the idea he HAD to fly to Japan specifically to record a cover is idiotic since even Shinri managed to record a cover and he can't do karaokes unless the stars align perfectly or even handcams from his place because of his housemates. The guy was considering renting an Air BnB for a day or two just to do a handcam. There are lots of solutions less expensive and dramatic than flying all the way to Japan.

>>56682402
Didn't get enough (You) s? Here

>>56682058
Cat!

>>56682094
He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

>>56674187
Is this where all the holosisters hang out?

>>56682177
that can't be him because he didn't fuck his cat. he didn't cum on his cat. he didn't put his dick anywhere near his cat. he's never done anything weird with his cats. he promised himself he wasn't going to make apology videos after last year's thing, so he's just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. he's apologized many times for all the dumb shit he's said in videos and podcasts over the years. he's learned his lesson over and over again, and he's more confident now in his ability to be entertaining by just being himself and not being so shocking for laughs. that story was fake and was based on a dumb, awful sketch idea he had years ago that he never made (thank God), and when the opportunity came up for a funny moment in the podcast, he told it as if it were a real story, which was disgusting and very dumb. his goal with the podcast and with his videos years ago was to tell shocking stories that would make people laugh, scream "OMG NO U DIDNT!!" and think he was "soooo crazy". it's embarrassing, and he fucking hates himself for it. now that he's making stuff he loves and being himself, it feels so much better, and he finally feels like he's putting stuff out into the world that means something. he's not saying he hates everything he's made over the years. there are so many things he's proud of. but all of his offensive jokes, over-the-top stories, and insensitive jokes are something that still haunts him and something he has to be faced with every day on the internet. and it never gets easier. so he's sorry for what he said about his cat; he's sorry for what he said about anything or anyone that was offensive; and he's sorry for being someone who thought being super offensive and shocking all the time was funny. he's sorry for his past. but he's ready to make it right, and he feels like without his past, he wouldn't be who he is today, and he wouldn't be able to grow and spend his energy on things that actually mean something.

>>56681376
Nooooooo~ Stop that right now!

>>56682614

I keep thinking up a scenario where Axel and Altare have to brave the anniversary of their own, and I can't think of many positive things to say about it.
What are they meant to do in that case, just follow the "show must go on mentality" even when 1/4th of their group is dead and gone? It just seems depressing, like what is there to celebrate?

>>56681120
I live in an apartment complex everyone is noisy, I have a neighbor that sings every morning and no one cares, just get noise cancelling material, try not to shout too much (I've heard him on yatta and he sounds like he's talking he doesn't have to scream like Hakka) and he'll be fine. Also do none of the talents at cover live in an apartment?

I don't know why we make any criticism of the boys as schizo bait. yes vesper it looks bad missing the 6 month anni when you did the monopoly collab with SALT or whatever name that group is, yes altare you should learn to keep your mouth shut about certain things especially "The Cause", yes Axel you should actually go through with your promised collabs with the JP senpais and get some better stories than your hs days dude, magni stop fucking juggling multple things at once and then complain about it which is why he probably took a break to focus on that in the meantime which is still pretty shitty as we missed the 1 year anni because of that

>>56682740
I assume that's why they postponed it. Trying to have a happy stream is one thing, but trying to shill merch in a situation like that would taste like ashes. I'd rather they push it back until they return, even if that's forever.

GOOD EVENING /MANS/
I LOVE SHINRI

>>56674233
AMEN

>>56682927
Good morning koi.i will put you in a frying pan

>>56682795
this was a good post until your spoiler

good morning i am forcing bettel into an arranged marriage with me today

>>56682795
>Vesper ghosting HQ during the half anni
>"Yeah, but Altare has an opinion that I don't agree on so he's just as bad!"
Stop with the cause bullshit, none of the boys have the political ideology of the average anon.

Tempus boys and how much they are into racial humiliation kink
>Magni
>Vesper
>Altare
powergap
>Shinri
>Hakka
>Flayon
>Axel
another even powergap
>Bettel

>>56683024
is it ghosting if they knew he wouldnt be there?

>>56682795
>Spoiler
You really REALLY think that break was voluntarily?

>>56683017
I made this post

>>56683080
Well I probably worded that wrongly but he took advantage of it so hopefully when they're back most of his focus will be on tempus stuff

bettel2 forcefem

>>56683066
>Makes a stream one hour before the off Collab
>Doesn't promote it or even mentions it
>"Uhh my tommy hurts so I might go to bed right now bye"
Why he couldn't just
>"Hey I'm not gonna be on the half anni stream but check it out nonetheless, I'll send you guys to the waiting room"

>>56683189
Anon they're gone, they're not coming back.

>>56683235
why would this menhera in a foreign country without his medication make bad decisions? i just don't get it..

>>56682795
>I don't know why we make any criticism of the boys as schizo bait.
What are you on about? The boys get criticized /here/ all the time. It's schizo bait when it requires assuming bad intentions or deliberately misconstruing events.
>>56683024
NTA, but I don't think that's the issue. If Altare had instead said "transwomen aren't women you retarded cucks" I still would have been annoyed by him, because he's still actively inviting unnecessary political shitstorms that will be a problem for Holopro in general.

>>56683222
oh
actually...

>>56683235
so he ghosted tempura but not the boys since they were already aware

>>56681606
Hopefully Rust season 2 will help him get closer to some of the JP Stars. For all his talk about being an extrovert, Axel is kind of shy and I feel like there's still a bit of a barrier where he doesn't feel comfortable approaching them about anything that isn't music-related yet. I think if someone like Altare or Hakka is with him to break the ice for conversations and raids with the JP Stars the walls might start coming down a bit.

>>56683222
uh based?

>>56683080
I agree that a voluntary break wouldn't require him to get effectively banned from his work accounts.
>>56683235
According to him, he was in a state of anxiety and panic that made him basically retarded. more retarded than usual. So expecting him to make a reasonable rational choice is like expecting a cat stuck in a tree to not attack the person trying to rescue them.

JP star beggars are so weird. do any of the fans in /stars/ incessantly beg for Tempus to collab with their oshis this often?

>>56683222

>>56683559
The among of collab begging ITT is weird tbf, most generals would shit on that kinda behaviour.

>>56683222
He needs it, I hate his design

>>56683222

>>56683681
most generals hate collabs for the most part so its weird to see a general thats so fucking obsessed with collabs

>>56682614
????

>>56683222
Bettelbros in maid outfits when

So since Phasmo was pushed back to Thursday do we have any collab for today?

Welcome to Magmite Riding Services. We would like to remind all Axelotl passengers that our workers are not designated shitting trains.

>>56683749
>>56683681
Unironically because the boys are built on collabs. From HQ collabs to outside collabs. It's what made them "them"

>>56683559
I assume it's because collabing with JP stars would legitimize them in various ways.
>>56683681
It's odd, but the JP boys seem to want to collab with Tempus, so who cares.

>>56683749
I genuinely don't think any other group of VTubers on the internet has the chemistry that Tempus does, so it makes sense I guess.

>>56683810
Just solo streams today I think

where da streams

I wonder if soul calibur anon is still around, really hope he makes a updated version of this.

>>56683967
in my ass

>>56683681
AMONG US

how was axel's return stream?

I still ship Axel and Evala. Rven though Sxel is probably aware he's getting flirted at, he doesn't know how to respond, so he acts like a 10 year old.
One day she will help him lose his virginity, and maybe even get a disease or two.

>>56683878
Why would you say something so controversial, but so brave?
Collabs are Tempus' strong point. It's what EVERYONE looks forward to. It's where most of them shine the best.

>>56683701
At least it's better than Bettel's

>>56684011
well get them out of there

>>56683749
It's because Tempus collabs are usually actually good content and not just awkwardly forcing people who don't like each other together for numbers.

>>56683944
I see, any idea on what they're planning for BG3 tho? Haven't been able to closely follow all the streams in the past few days but I saw that they played it off stream

>>56684011
GIVE IT BACK

>>56684080
me when im wrong

>non hq collabs happen
>thread is deader than sea hours arguing about collabs

>>56684052
Very nice.

>>56684103
They were supposed to play on Thurs before plans changed so it's probably not happening until after Rust

i need some eye bleach someone just showed me a picture of the inside of their colon please send cute pictures of tempus or memes thank you

>>56684103
Does any of the other boys beside Nowa seem like they would be into CRPGs? I am guessing maybe Shinri, but how about the rest?

>>56681699
Unless you're Mea or Tamaki, it's very hard to get a collab with Roberu now.

>>56684181
VG are the uninvited cousins who decided to move in and completely ruined the environment of the home, of course we don't care if they're doing collabs.

Has Vesper been . . . lynched?

Flay Flay is playing the new SF gayme. All I know is that Juri was hotter in the other games and that I owe someone a Marisa drawing

Still mainly just missing Almond.

Vesper Noir found in the local KFC on channel 4

>>56684268
Best I can do.

>>56684268
>saw some poopoo
pussy

>>56684181
>HQ consists of Axel and Altare

I am going to start eating 2 meals a day instead of 3. i will become the only skinny vestie itt

>>56684289
Or Bae, don't forget the rat.

>>56684297
Yep. He's hanged. As per tradition.

>>56684287
magni and altare

>>56684268
You should kill them anon

Axel love~

>>56683878
I dont mean between Tempus, i still think L4D2 with the full squad was KINO af. I mean outside of Tempus like JPstars.

>>56684287
Axel would play it for the sex

>>56684287
Hakka and Bettel have shown interest in lomg time investment rpg's every now and then. They might be up for it

>>56684268
So >>>56380790 was true...

>>56684287
Idk all I know is that Altare and Axel want to play BG

>>56684384
i wanna start dieting too but i get sad when im hungwy and im depressed enough as it is :( all the best to you though

On a scale of 1 to 10... how black is our homie Vesper Noir?

>>56684268
>Cute
Sorry best i can do is funny. You should murder that person

>>56684384
>falling for the fewer meal a day meme
looks like ill still be the skinniest vestie itt

>>56684268

>>56684489
hamutare..

>>56684443
Holy shit HQ ROFLstomped VG. I was expecting more of a fight. Still kino

>>56684640
i mean it could work for a bit if he's fat

>>56684268

>>56684384
>>56684640
>Trying to be skinny instead of trying to be /fit/
Until you fix this, you're ngmi. t. The only /fit/ vestie ITT.

>>56684384
I only eat one meal a days anon, i have been doing that for 2 years now. So no you wont be.

Now that Vesper is literally confirmed 100% coming back, and Magni is pretty much a lock for coming back soon, who will be the Tempus member who calls Vesper a whore for what he did?

>>56684384
You don't really need to decrease the number of meals you have in a day. Just do some calorie counting that's inline towards your goal. Add exercise on top of that and you're good to go.

>>56683873
but bottled magpiss is welcome

>>56684268
You can't google them yourself?
Also good job reinforcing the memory of that colon interior into your mind by going out of your way to write about it, dedicating this part of your day to attempts to forget the colon picture- only imprinting the colon more into your mind. By the way, who sent you the colon pic? Be sure to think about it to further strengthen your memory of the colon you witnessed in your mind.

Have a good day colon anon.

>>56684840
you forgot your meds again anon

>>56684575
They played it last night, or tested, probably created their characters idk

>>56684603
>Vesper being black
Not if I have anything to say about it, AND I DO Not think he's black. His experiences sound white as hell

>>56684840
>Now that Vesper is literally confirmed 100% coming back
Confirmed where?

>>56684443
It's potential kino, we had Tempantsu, Rust, Yatta, Telephone Game, Drawing Game. It's underutilized potential. And honestly the the boys can learn a thing or two from JP stars. "Old men in a young man's game and all that' except the game is being in holostars

>>56684779
i cant lift ojisans so ill opt to be healthy and skinny thank you

>>56684933
>has never met a black person that doesnt live in the hood

>>56684953
It came to me in a dream

>>56684694
>I was expecting more of a fight.
With Hakka and Flayon on the team...I wasn't. Maybe if it was just Bettel and Shinri vs Shiny Spicy and they had some time to practice they might have had a shot, but Hakka and Flayon are just too bad at games for VG to have any chance against HQ. (And I say this as someone with deep love for Hakka.)

>>56679159
I'm ok with that as long as it doesn't affect negatively the boys

>>56679467
No worries, thanks anyways

>>56674541
Just proving that again, holostars can't grow on their own.

>>56684840
>source: crackpipe

>>56684602
Dieting doesn't require being hungry, you just have to understand calories. Honestly, I wish I could train every one of you fat fucks in this thread personally.

>>56684973
Have you tried lifting weights instead of old men?

>>56684973
What's your limitation? There are plenty of things that people who "can't lift" can still do.

>>56684398
>Magni
Well i mean if he and Nowa cant back i am sure they would have fun, at least from what i saw in that Solasta stream, Magni got really into it by the end of it.
>Altare
How is his track record with completing games? I dont really watch him since his content is not really for me.

>>56685083
No wonder collab begging is rampant amongst tempuras

>>56684977
Statistically speaking, most of the lycra'd up bike autists in the US and people who camp and hike constantly tend to be very pale. Not saying other races don't do this, but he sounds like my older white coworkers when they ramble about their campsites and cycling times

>>56684603
no idea but he sounds very black without his lisp in the audio memes imo

>>56684461
Guessing Shadowheart would be the only one Axel would be into, the other two aren't cute and feminine enough for him

>>56685208
As long as the game doesn't have a Legend of Zelda in it's title he'll most likely finish it

>>56684384
it could make you fatter. sumou wrestler eats one meal a day for gaining their weights

>>56685202
being a woman. sorry. ill stick to gods chosen path to me of calisthenics
>>56685122
old men make the best weights though....

>>56685315
the lisp makes him sound gay to me. I didnt think he was black until he made an ashy joke towards Bettel and Bettel didnt get it.

>>56684384
eating fewer meals makes your body go into fat storage mode and will fuck up your metabolism.

eat 3 meals a day with fewer calories, cut sugar, and do cardio.

>>56685208
he's finished most games he's started. including zelda lmao

>>56685208(me)
>came back*

https://youtu.be/lQuN2myI0kc

showersex with bettel1 and bettel2
you leglock them so both of them cum inside you
they freak out
somehow you get both of them to believe that you can't get pregnant in water

>>56684366
idk what is this referencing but i think it's something bad but thanks
>>56684372
it was diseased and looked like something lived inside of them. i wished it was just poop
>>56684411
>>56684604
i would but i don't wish to interact with that person anymore
>>56684664
>>56684734
thank you
>>56684899
i don't get the good tempus pics and memes outside of here.
>colon anon
no kys i don't want anymore dumb names

>>56685422
Except for Prey because he's dumb

>>56685208
>Altare
>How is his track record with completing games?
Actually pretty good. He's really stubborn, so he tends to finish things.

>>56684973
Slowly acclimate. Start off with lighter weights and then slowly ncrease the weight. Im never gonna be kyriakos grizzly but it's not about him. It's about a journey to SELF improvement.

>>56685441
How do you leglock 2 guys at once

>>56685539
one after the other

>>56685319
You're telling me there are only 3 female romance options in the game? And 2 of them look like shit?

>>56685487
>i don't want anymore dumb names
Trainshitter?

>>56685371
>being a woman.
What the fuck? No. Incorrect. Women who lift are the sexiest.
>old men make the best weights though....
Then lift me instead, woman.

>>56684384
you won't be skinny if those 2 meals are much bigger. all the best fatfuck

>>56685573
Those are the ones at the beginning, I think you can have sex with couple more. But Karlach looks hot, thank you very much. Just not small and girly like Axel likes them

>>56685398
when was that?

>>56685767
during one of the WoW wednesday streams

I can't put into words how much I need the skinny, pale weakling twink Bettel to try and full-nelson me, a bear mode tanned powerlifter

>>56685398
I've pretty much only been around white people all my life and I've heard and used ashy

>>56685734
Also, the benefits of intermittent fasting are really, really fucking exaggerated. It's not worth it for most people, but there's an infuriating amount of marketing behind fitness programs that insist upon it.

>>56684956
>the the boys can learn a thing or two from JP stars
I agree with this part, JP stars did go through quite abit, but my problem with this kinda of collabs is the language barrier, its kinda awkward for me. This applied for the girls as well, jokes dont land and they always struggle to make it entertaining. The L4D2 one was fine since they didnt actually have to talk to each other much.

idg how anyone can miss Magni since he never actually left

>>56685637
fuck you kys i didnt mention it fuck you how did you know u stupid ass fuck it's not even correct no trains were being shitted on fuck you

>>56684384
>>56684602
If you try something unsustainable for you, you're not going to stick with it. And if you go back to the eating habits that made you fat, they will make you fat again.
Focus on cleaning up your eating habits for life in ways that you can maintain. Reduce liquid calories. If you love soda, find sparkling water you like. Replace snacks with fruit and protein (jerky, boiled eggs, cheese, etc). Don't eat less food, increase your veggies and replace junk with healthier options.
And remember you can't outrun a bad diet-- unless you're training like a professional athlete you're not going to make progress through exercise if you're eating like shit.

>>56685487
Really reinforcing that memory right now.
Good luck colon anon, you're gonna need it to forget that colon image if you keep this up.

>>56685422
>>56685531
>>56685322
Good to hear, i get really annoyed with chuubas that dont finish games, i just hope he gets invested in the story, the last time i watched a full stream from him was A Way Out and i hope he has gotten better.

>>56685686
skinny ojisans arent as cute as the bara ojisans but i can shoot for lifting a man under 170 bet

>>56686307
BG3 is a fucking monster of a game, they will not finish it

>>56686307
Almond finished a way out though

>>56685958
It's okay, trainshitter. Just think of it as an endearing nickname! We don't think it's THAT pathetic..

>>56685371
Being a woman doesn't mean you can't lift. Sure, it's harder to do and you don't have to be the super roided out looking meatslab chicks but the weight rack is not sexist. I recommend you don't start off with the dumbbells, you can pick those smaller ones you can hold in your hand first. I initially started off using the 12 lbers and then worked up to a 30lb for the single arm things. If a weight seems too easy for you, increase the weight/amount of reps you do with it until you just hit your limit.

>>56685422
He played 3 zelda games in his channel (TP, TOTK, OOT) as of now he only finished 1

>>56686307
>i get really annoyed with chuubas that dont finish games
I think perms are a part of why that's the case. Sometimes they're ongoing, and other times they're limited.

>>56686423
I think he's complaining that they didn't really care that much about the story. (Although they did get really into the ending.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb2NudHb0Rk

>>56686539
yeah bro, his oot pt is ongoing

>>56685208
Altare has a couple of games he hasn't finished or have been put on hiatus and most likely he forgot to resume or just lost interest:
Twilight Princess was dropped, i think the reason was lack of views, altho he did mention to resume it due to his commitment to play and finish Zelda games
Neon White, he did enjoy it but i think he played it right before his travel to UK, not really sure on that but most likely stop playing due to no one mention it back to him
FF14, hasn't finish yet, but there is not much confirmation if he will resume it, on my personal opinion i think he lost motivation knowing the boys will not likely play it, at least not with him in a near future
Prey, anons already mention it so not saying much of it

Not gonna count games he plays on collab like the lego star wars, Halo, Back 4 blood and so on. Altare hasn't finish some games true, but when its put on comparison to the other HQ he has finished most of his. seeing how some collab has been put down like the Pokemon 4 people stream, DnD, Deep rock Galactica and other ones kinda explain how he was so bump down when saying many projects were put dropped and some didn't even get a chance to start, kinda amaze Raft was finished and NTR podcast was finally able to start
thinking back on it, it feels Altare was the only one in HQ that was thinking on projects to do together and kept trying the other boys had also ideas but feels like they stop trying and went focusing on their own agendas

>>56686539
Eh, he's getting close to finishing OOT. Zelda games are long.

>>56686423
Yes, he did with Magni, what i was refering to was Altare not paying attention to the story. Although that ending part where they RP as the characters was pretty kino.
https://youtu.be/DGDgssKc0bc

>>56686579
Altare's played it before so he was probably less invested

>>56686624
It's why I said "as of now"

>>56686655
Holy wall of text wtf.
He's talked multiple times about way he hasn't finished TP, he's played it so many times including shortly before debut that he wasn't feeling playing it at the time. He wants to come back to it after finishing other zeldas.

>>56686697
see >>56686704
But yeah the ending was pretty good

I have a feeling Axel's not gonna join Rust

>>56686845
>Holy wall of text wtf
nta but read a book anon

>>56686490
anon donmai i thought i indicted a light hearted tone the entire time I didn't think youd be under the impression i think lifting is only for men and i don't know where to start. ive been on /fit/ for years. i appreciate the advise though desu

announcement tonight

>>56686655
Tbf to the other HQ boys, i am impressed they even finished Raft together, HoloPro talents usually have alot of back end stuff to do, some of them doing other stuff on the side. So being able to keep it up for as long as they did was pretty much a miracle to me.

announcement never

>>56686655
FF14 he explained multiple times. He mainly wanted to use it for collabs with people from Niji, and it didn't end up working out due to scheduling issues, management, etc. so he lost motivation, and he didn't think it was translating that well into streaming content either.

>>56687138
i mean it helps that Raft was near the beginning so they didnt have as much work piled on

Announcement unironically the day before Magni's birthday

rrat: Altare caught magni and vesper sucking each others dicks without saying no homo or getting bitten by a snake and ordered they go to christian gay rehabilitation camp. They'll be back in september assuming good behavior

>>56687048
he's probably going to be busy with school

>>56687165
I honestly believe they already got graduate and cover just expect us to accept it without an announcement.

>>56687063
i think

>>56687048
Why wouldn't he? It's a game he can drop in on casually any time and the other Tempus boys, including Altare and Hakka, will be playing long hours, so it's not like he needs to worry about being alone or coming up with ideas for things to do. He can just jump in for an hour or two to shoot things and hang out with them then leave.

>>56687408
he's so handsome...

>>56686385
I'm not skinny, I have a low bodyfat percentage and visible muscles. But I still weigh >140 because smol.

Do you think Magni still egoseaches on twitter to see if people are hoping he comes back?

>>56687640
He actually really is. But he is so goofy that I sometimes forget about it

>>56687678
how smol...

>>56687678
MANLET/WOMANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>56687391
There's little to no chance Vesper would graduate out of the blue without having his hand forced into it.

>>56687711
magni didn't check his art tag before he left, why would he care now?

>>56687100
Gomen. I just like to encourage people and didn't want anyone thinking they can't ball out

>>56687929
because he loves attention. I wouldn't put it past him to check, not see enough people crying that they miss magni dezmond and say "I guess they don't want me back..."

>>56687990
The fattest fuck...

axmag almond and altnowa sisters really losing

Phantom likes butt scratches. This is ironclad canon and I won't take my meds

>>56687990
its ok meathead i understand chu~

>>56688056
>>56687990
Sorry, I meant the magmite, not you.

>>56688220
Do you think Magni would get mad if we ate the penguin alive

>>56687840

>>56687929
his art tag was booming with that "one line" challenge too, I'm upset

>>56688058
axmad sisters are used to living with nothing but crumbs. I think they are doing just fine

>>56688220
Vesper's head is huge...

>>56688377
well he is a big guy

>>56688376
Yeah, especially after the thumbnail. They can live on that shit for years

Where did they put Vesper's chin? Did he leave it in a collection plate like those korean cosmetic surgery places?