/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56650799
old enough for me

>>56650799
she never said this

>>56650799
>stealing Mumei's shtick

Sex with Shiorin uvula

>>56650799
old enough that I wont go to jail this time

Old enough for sexo hag lovin'.

>>56650799
NOT MY TYPE OF GOTH GIRL! GOTH GIRLS DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!

>>56650799
Judging by her taste in music and how long she has been around for in the scene. She is either a cake or an early hag.

>>56651546
disgusting

>>56650799
first time I've heard someone say "no way jose" unironically in like ten years

like 30

>>56650799
>>56650799
>Nerissa confirmed hag due to growing up with that certain cartoon show
>Shiori using hag terms and referencing shit only boomers know every 10 seconds

WHY ARE ALL THEY ALL SO OLD

I WANT WOMEN YOUNGER THAN ME NOT OLDER

>>56650799
Probably about your age, but she had Asian suburbanite parents and is therefore mentally a weird mix of being 6 and 50.

>>56652097
My point still stands, brown hands. Goth girls don’t sound like that. The are not cheerful nor say stupid shit like that. They sound groggy and bit spiteful. Only like that fake ass hoe, apparently you have never meet one in real life to tell different, fat loser of a faggot.

>>56653289
>Goth is a personality, not a style/subculture

uhuh

>>56652097
My point still stands, brown hands. Goth girls don’t sound like that. The are not cheerful nor say stupid shit like that. They sound groggy and bit spiteful. Unlike that fake ass hoe, apparently you have never meet one in real life to tell different, fat loser of a faggot.

>>56651546
That's a man

>>56650799
Sovlfvl boomtuber.

Meanwhile zoomtubers are like
>Ayo mufuggin bix nood tikkity tokkity fr ong rizz rizz rizz

>>56653401
Yeah we get it you’re into troons, you don’t have to try to justify it.

>>56650799
Advents are Hag galore
Probably a good thing, they're way more reliable cash cow

>>56650799
Sufferin Succotash

>>56656869
>you’re into troons
I know the difference between a man and women. Unlike you since that’s all you could think about. Oh, and by the way, their’s only two genders.

>>56650799
>design is sexy goth
>is literally the most nerdiest woman on the planet
Who's fault is this

Waiting for her to yell "What in tarnation!"

>>56657152
Based frog. The only frog that’s not stupid.

>>56657152
You ever been around goths? They're nerds and geeks, but like, monotone.

>>56657126
> their's
"you're" argument is invalid, ESL-chama

> says silly spoonerisms
> also says "fuck me" multiple times in a stream
What exactly are you complaining about, Anon?

>>56650799
delicious

>>56651546
uggo

>>56657152
you've never been arounf real goths, zoomoid

>>56650799
Considering she's done with college, at least 22. Add on the multiple Holo tryouts, dated humor and references, and her taste in music, I'd day 27-29.

I am once again proposing that we introduce the term "zoomer goth" to the lexicon, the same way we did "mall goth". Zoomer goth specifically referring to the type of modern "goth" that cannot exist anywhere else but in social media pics and videos - It is entirely aesthetic focused (like all things zoomer), due to the fact that true subcultures cannot exist anymore.

>>56651546
sex

>>56652806
<25 women are great to look at but have shitty/boring personalities compared to hags
The whole point of Vtubers is to have hag benefits without sacrificing eye candy

>>56650799
She's the right age. She's perfect. Kneel.

>>56651546
Fucking true, we were robbed. We were expecting a menhera yandere goth gf that goes crazy for (you), does satanic rituals and will kill any woman that even looked at you.
But we got the same exact type of normal boring inoffensive girl as before. We already have that, why would I watch her when vtubers that feel exactly like her already exist?

>>56651546
>>56653401
>>56657152
Fucking true, we were robbed. We were expecting a menhera yandere goth gf that goes crazy for (you), does satanic rituals and will kill any woman that even looked at you.
But we got the same exact type of normal boring inoffensive girl as before. We already have that, why would I watch her when vtubers that feel exactly like her already exist?

>>56651546
is that justaminx before or after she turned into an alcoholic menhera?

>>56651546
YUCK get that 3DPD out of here!

Hip hip hurray!

Why are you gay?

She talks like kid in a high school band club

>>56650799
I can fix her

>>56650799
i love hags

>>56650799
She sounds like she posts in a KWAB thread on /pw/.

>>56650799
>How fucking old is she?
my type of old

>>56650799
>Hagvents

>>56664738
>we

>>56652806
They are still younger than me, get on my level newfag

>>56650799
old enough to know that dropping a fuck in every sentence is low class and ugly behavior

>>56650978
prove it

>>56650799
At least mid 30s.

>>56651546
What year did you grow up in zoomie?
Goth girls back in the 90's / 2000's were exactly like Shiori is.
Silent until you approach them, then they go on unmedicated tangents and ask you to go shopping with them for more black clotthes.

>>56657152
Hear me out

>>56673696
I can guarantee you that almost no zoomer even knows who this beautiful woman is / was, because no zoomer cared to watch those types of shows back then, and even now.

>>56651546
>>56664738
But nothing means anything anymore, it's just letters and sounds to most fans. Excuses for behavior or posting stuff that doesn't make any sense. People say she's their Goth GF not because she is but because they want to say it. She's neither goth nor their girlfriend. You're fighting an unwinnable battle trying to make a point to people that started self-deluding themselves a week before the debut. Mere words, logic, or definitions are not enough to get through to those anons.

>>56657152
She's not even a nerd, she's a geek. A nerd actually knows stuff, a geek says stuff to give the appearance of being eclectic or knowledgeable.

>>56673696
What a time to be alive that was

>>56673902
It’s not that complicated. People expected her to be goth because her design screams that, but she isn’t. And many wanted that

>>56673992
Is that why her merch is on geekjack?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER /vt/! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER!!!!

>>56662991
Zoomer's kind of a dumb name because it can be misinterpreted as them being responsible for what they were born into. That hyphenate would also apply to all things current

>>56650799
I WANT AN ACTUAL GOTH BITCH! Not whatever the fuck we have now.

>>56651546
>3DPD
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>56674781
>>56652097
>>56653519
>>56658757
>>56662361
>>56665819
>>56674781
>t.NEETS
Day of the rope soon.

>>56650799
Cute autistic hag goth girl

>>56673696
>>56673770
you fags know this was a show created for boomers by boomers and this was a caricature created for 60 year old men to get it up without viagra right

>>56674881
Actually, they are called incels.

>>56657241
I think you mean monochrome

>>56675031
back to work zoomie

>>56650799
Did she actually say that?

>>56650799
Wasted potential

>>56652806
you’re not the target audience
ojisans with money to spare are the target audience (me)

>>56652806
You lack Vital information

>>56652806
I want a real hag.

>>56650799
Like late 20s

My conclusion from reading this thread is that shiori is perfect.

>>56675031
>this was a caricature
that lady in her late 40s pretending to be a goth is hotter than the average goth zomerette. If anything, it's those nu-goths that are the caricature

>>56650799
32

>>56657152
Goth girls are some of the nerdiest bitches you will ever see. I swear 90% of you people's only exposure to the concept of "Goth Girl" was Raven from Teen Titans and assumed they're all like her.

>>56673696
Not a goth

>>56679280
Holy shit you couldn't be more wrong. go back to pulling rickshaws, brownie

>>56668661
Huh what you mean?

>>56664738
Nijiniggers still seething I see

>>56652806
You should grow up faster so you become older than they are.

>>56652806
Nigga Bijou is right there she's about a zoom as it gets and she streams a ton.

>>56650799
at least as old as nerissa. Minus bijou, this is definitely a millennial gen

>>56683295
>Not a goth

>Abby is portrayed as having a gothic style of dress,[1] including black dresses and T-shirts, miniskirts, and goth jewelry, including anklets and toe rings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_Sciuto

>>56650799
Most Vtumors are in their mid 30s to early 40s, hence they are hags.

>>56650799
What's wrong with this? A little weird, sure, but at least she's not talking about the hamburger helper that's leaking out of her pussy or swearing constantly as an attempt at comedy.

>>56675031
Yeah, what about it?