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>Mori and Kronii had sex, AGAIN
Where's the spider holo?
I love Mori!
fuck shiori
been holding this in for a while
hey man
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shiori~~n
>>56646050They keep cheating on their birds together..
I'm happy Shiori nipped that kissing yo homies thing in the bud when she did. Shit was annoying
>>56646050And will again soon!
>>56645959>>56645969Lawnmovers are for killing spiders in Australia
>>56646057On break
uhhh is mori smarter than fauna (the smartest EN)
Mowi...
>>56646057chammers...
My Ina!
Lapsama my friend
Remember to do the HOLOTORI Dance!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcO9bZavHRg
>>56646089Bless you!
fast threads are stupid and so is (you)
Did Mori say she's going out to see Kronii again?
>>56646089Gesundheit.
my meds just wore off.....
>>56646112dummy, it clearly says that Fauna's IQ is 51 while Mori's is 40
(Bae news)GET ME OUT OF HERE
Reminder that if you watch streams and enjoy them, you're doing alright
>>56646157Very soon again apparently
We are all going to make it
>>56646157Maybe. Could be a vague promise of an on-stream hangout as well.
>>56646112Number Tower will decide
Lamy is great again today
Would EDF scare Bae?
i'm afraid of scissors
>>56646171the lower the IQ the smarter you are retard
>>56646024THIS CRINGE NERD IS ON THE TELLY
The crazy one...
ALRIGHT SHUT UP GUYS MY WIFE IS ON THE TELLY
GOTH IS ON THE TELLYhttps://youtu.be/YQaj9oQOfzwhttps://youtu.be/YQaj9oQOfzwhttps://youtu.be/YQaj9oQOfzw
My rat is not doing ok
Mori is gonna end summer FOREVER
Shiori~n!
https://poal.me/nqel4ahttps://poal.me/nqel4ahttps://poal.me/nqel4a
>She sees your pp
My wife wants ot be pamperedIsnt she cute?
Reminder that you are supposed to close this thread while watching streams
BECOME SPEED
>>56646199>>56646229Well dam where's the rest of CouncilRyS during these outings
>>56646086Gladly.
I missed this fucking dork so much
>>56646162>>56646221WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
Don't be a pussy, Bae...
Why is Shiori the most sexual holo for sexual?
>>56646162>>56646221jakes...
Is Lamy a superior life form?
doesn't this dumb game scale off cpu power too? Isn't that why Miko's game lagged a lot?
Bae is hyperventilating and taking deep breaths kek
>>56646288kill yourself and anyone who makes these kinds of polls.
Man, if Bae is this bad with spiders, imagine her trying to fight Cazadores.
>>56646334Mori has hung out with Bae few times too.
>>56646057Shiori is the spider fucker holo.
Iroha is pretty cute.
SHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACKSHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACKSHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACKSHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACKSHE'S BACK>SHE'S BACK
Bae is quitting because she's too scared like a pussy
I love my Fair Maiden of the deep Shiori~n!
>>56646354>elf>superior
>>56646288Newfag here, what was the deal with the /ringo/ thread? Why was it banned
I miss Ame.
>>56645497yes but why not advertise it as a full advent collab if they know the other 2 are coming anyway
Shiori really gets the best fanart.
why is bae on two different streams
>>56646238For some reason the bugs in EDF aren't that scary
Shiori is dying.............
I am the Moom who watches
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>56646415she should quit hololive too
My Bookmark is dying...
Shiori cute
MY CUTE SICK WIFE
>>56646440Too based for this world, they had to be struck down.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MY WIFE IS BAAACK
>Travel>Get sickMany such cases
Bae is hallucinating again
they changed her seiyuu...
>>56646050with me
Shiori sounds even more like a LITERAL hag tonight
>>56646462Multistream drifting
Jesus you can't just call people roaches Bae
Wow she sounds unwell
MY CUTE WIFE IS DYING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus Shiori's voice is fucked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHIORINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>56646456no good porn yet thoughAll the ones I've seen are from western artists
god novelties are annoying
>>56646024Lucky Yorick, tho would be better to be trapped in the front or back in stead of the side
https://www.tiktok.com/@420juicy/video/7269833675674520875Vesper is wanted for attempted murder
>>56646474I am the Moom who watches the Moom who watches.
FWMC keeping me warm with their body heat
>>56646440new jannies came in and got rid of it along with shit like /ag/ and /meat/ because "they didn't talk about vtubers"
Sorry guys i was a bit rough with her throat
[SAD NEWS] Shiori has contracted Ligma...
I am going to bully this Chestlet.
>>56646376Bae would dieLiterally and in-game
Shiori is unclear and fuzzy...Is she ogey?
>>56646462TWO STREAMS?!
>>56646024>>56646506>>56646538EN KANATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/wtpq95.mp4
She sounds so weak...
40 fucking gigabytes? Isnt that kinda a whole fucking lot?
>>56646590Back to the cataloghttps://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/YQaj9oQOfzw.html
>>56646462>>56646462TWO?
>>56646565What's Ligma
WHERE IS THE RRAT
>>56646539I usually hate the western art in catbox links but the Shiori sex one got me
>>56646462Advanced Risu gameplay
Damn she sounds terrible hope she feels better soon
I have the strongest urge to hug Shiori
Bae is hallucinating and feeling phantom spiders
>not supposed to eat 10 lozenges in an hourWhat the hell are you supposed to do?
>>56646443Rocky watchalong soon
>10 lozenges in an hourShiori is going to overdose on an obscene amount of over the counter medicine...
>>56646690get in the line
Ah yes, 1080p
AHHHHH FUUUUCK I MISSSED HER AHHHHHHHH
[Sad News]Shiori did NOT get the "Big C" on vacation.
I have the strongest urge to rawdog Shiori
I love Shiorin... I can't bear to stand how weak she sounds...
>>56646700SOUP, nigga.
Bae is looking at cat pictures while scratching herself from invisible spiders
>>56646462
>>56646721T-THEY'RE FAST!
>>56646643Not really if she's encoding in a highbitrate and 2k/4k resolution.Is why SSDs. Are a thing
Mori is intelligent!
>>56646060Hey, me too!
>Shiori will be the only one who won't be at the Splash Party watchalongsIt's ok, not the first Holo that resists to enjoy that side of Hololive. Everyone surrenders to it over time.
Mori is [intelligent]!
>Big black spiders
Putting your Shiori gf to bed, tucking her in and giving her drinks, candy and whatever else she wants
why do weak sounding sick girls turn me on?
Shiori literally sounds like a different person
>>56646768Why are you so desperate for this angle
>>56646726That big C she didn't get?.......my cock.
Missin the Ina...
>>56646685L-link for the poor?
>50 MORE STAGES BABY
>Shiori is attending the watchalongGET FUCKED you fucking retards.
>>56646768BTFO immediately
>>56646768Ok
>Shiori will be at the watchalongCatalogfaggots btfo once again
>>56646787Because you are a virgin. What doesnt turn you on?
>>56646565No.
>>56646726well yeah, im only a medium C
Never stop nutting
There you go, she' s still attending the watchalong. Watch as antis spin it as she won't talk because she won't understand anything that's happening
>>56646590>>56646651
BIBOO LOVE
Shiori is dying...her final stream... enjoy it
>>56646768KekNAKED DOGEZA, FAGGOT
(Bae news)She's still on edge and she thinks spiders are crawling all over her
My Mori is living in a shack!
>>56646892Why does she say www
>>56646855>>56646875Wasn't it announced as an advent watchalong?
>>56646571You can try! Small tits means a faster blade!!!
Lol Shiori has BTFO like a dozen bait complaints in 5m. >actually sick>filmed video of trip to share>will watch summer fes>etc
>>56646881there is nothing wrong with being a virgin
>>56646571hips too wide
>>56646833Miss THIS
Novelites, I still fear your oshi. It still feels like to me that she might accidentally swap her OBS to the wrong window one day and it'll reveal a highly detailed Excel spreadsheet with bios on each of her most frequent chatters and how she feels about them.
>>56646768Monkeyman...
sicky gf roleplay...
>>56646768>She's watchingDOUBTERS INSTANTLY BTFO, NAKED DOGEZA
>>56646768AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Has a holo ever died from sickness? Shiori might be the first
>Big return stream>It's another lazy zatsudan
>>56646700Dayquil/Nyquil, broth, hot tea, cold wet cloth/compress on forehead, and of course, lozenges.
>>56646768KEK INSTA BTFO FAG
>her family took her on a cruise>she got sick
great now the threads are going to become garbage, I'm head to the BAUBAU split now
I'd live in your shack, Mori
Shiori is dying...
>>56646821What angle?
What happened to Watson Weekly? Did Ame say anything about it?
>>56646875It amazes me how they keep trying despite getting destroyed with every post-debut stream.
Shiori had cruise ship sex...
>>56646929Retards started shitposting because it wasn't on Shiori's schedule
>>56646221She is only been one month in, we people try to force this kind of shit?
Cruises suck assbut asian adults love them
Shiori on a cruise with her nyakuza, engaging in too much cannibalism!—huh?
>>56646982Kanata is an angle.
>>56646947I hope I'm on the spreadsheet...
>>56646972Cruises are literal petri dishes
>>56646933I don't get why the monkeys so adamantly want to shit on herI literally don't understand
Cruise trips quickly feel like prison past the first days
>>56646987I ate her notes for it
I always only manage to get sick on vacations. its the worst...Id never go on a cruise ship myself
>>56646947Excel? That shit is clearly on Google Sheets so it can be viewed on mobile.
what is with girls and being scared to eat in public
>>56646947>accidentallyit wouldn't be an accident, it would be a threat
Do not look up hexcode #DEADBE
I like it when Lamy does her Lamy noise(tm)
can't she just not go? or is it asian parent thing where the parent force their kid to go?
>>56646963One holostar graduated due to illness, not sure if he died or not.
>>56646927Because she's a WWWeaboo autist.
Moririn is learning how to budget!minimal hat spending!
i want take care of a sick shiorin
>>56647045In their thoughts and minds, she's already collabed with males
>>56647073People will cum in your food
>>56647097From every asian in en they're really strict about family stuff.
>>56646980not yet, but when i find out where she live she will bei want to go into my Jeffrey Dahmer era
>>56646927because 草
>>56647006Yeah, with me. Too bad I had a cold...
>>56647124grass
MORI LOVE
Bae starts hugging this giant fat fucking rat every time she is reading SC
Mori got stunlocked...
>>56647097She could've not went, she just wants to squander her hololive career for some reason
>>56647087Is the Lamy noise(tm) still meowth?
Asian family drama, that'st the good stuff
My fellow Novellites... i think the most human thing would be here is to euthanize Shiori and make her suffering end. Its for the best. We should not mourn for too long and instead watch our real oshi!(you know, the one you left for the new girls)
>>56647153yea, my brother
>>56646963Miko(throat infection), Mio(nose thing), Ayame(she says she have a weak immune system), Laplus(Covid. Twice, I think), Kanata(various throat related things), Haachama(mysterious illness. Australia)It's quite common for them, actually.
Is she pretending not to see the Sora votes?
>>56647180yeah, me
Mori got fucked by a traffic cone...
>>56646962Zatsudans are the peak of Hololive solo content for me and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.
>>56647097Bigger cruise ship vacations are scheduled over a year in advance and paid in advance. Not going would probably mean losing the entire fair and airfare and hotels and everything. That's a lot of cash to just throw out
Shiori is currently traumadumping her family drama!I never asked for this! Shut up, hoe!I love her!!
Do people really believe Shiori's act?
>>56647097>or is it asian parent thingAnon, have you seen how English speaking Asians in HoloEN get treated by their parents?
>>56647045personally, I thought seething 2view was just a meme. But seeing the dumbass shit anons try, I really do think there are seething 2 views here.
Is Shiori saying all Asians rook same? Wtf
>>56647245why are you watching, sister?
Look at this pathetic Chestlet. I bet her sword isn’t even folded a thousand times!
>ARR ROOK SAMEShiori???
>>56647198Why are kenzies like this?
>>56646867>>56646903>>56646958>>56646968AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIORI SAMA I APOLOGIZE I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN
She talk about black dicks again yet? That’s the only reason I watch this bitch.
>>56647180That giant fat fucking rat?Me
>>56647081WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>shiori coughing>i'm also coughingWE ARE
>>56647182trying too hard, sis
Shiori has a weak constitution. I've been on a dozen cruises and have never gotten sick, aside from one time where we were caught in the tail of a hurricane and I got sea sick from the ship lurching.
Bae has the phantom pain except it's spiders
>>56646963>Ina has chronic rhinitis>A detaching retina>Heart problems >Is hairy
Who took a shot at Shiori? Do we have holo drivebys now?
WEAK WOMAN ON STREAM, MUST PROTECT. SIMPLE AS
>>56647260>I really do think there are seething 2 views hereAlways have been
KEK
>>56647293LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56647243>Shiori is currently traumadumping her family drama!>I never asked for this! Shut up, hoe!literally my last relationship
>>56647245of being sick? its not that fucking crazy a story
>>56647268because you keep spamming about her
>>56647230>owlfag is a shiorifagpottery
ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
my gf in her favorite outfit bros...
... a sloth on a cruise?
Mori.....
>>56647243>anon asks for real GFE chuuba>well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions
>>56646963Vesper
>>56647308Cruise ships are notorious for spreading illness anon, it's literally one of the most well known things about them
ENTERSEA
>>56647243>her family drama!100% she is Henrietta from South Park and her family is actually super supportive and nice.
Shiori needs to take a dose of NSAID to help the swelling and if she has a fever she should sleep in a jacket under blankets overnight to sweat it out. Otherwise all you can do is lozenge/spray to relieve the sore throat, and wait for it to clear up.
>a bleeding monkey
FUCKING MONKEYS
I went to take a piss what is she talking about monkeys eating her brain?
>>56647045It's because she's the easiest target.Advent is an extremely stacked gen. Every attempt to shit on the others comes across as either genuinely insane or blatant bait.
Do people actually believe that she went on a "family vacation"
>>56647376cruise ships go to ports and have excursions
>>56647375>Towa>FeetImage ruined.
>SHIORI GOT OSMOSIS JONES'DA FUCKING MONKEY
a real monkey?
>look away from stream for two seconds>shiori in a straight jacket?????
>>56646768Oh no no no
Is the concert watchalong gonna be a repeat of the Kiara collab considering she clearly doesn’t have any interest in the idol portion of the job?
>>56647351surelygo watch someone you like, monkey
Man the Japanese cold really is another beast, Shiori sounds like she's dying.
Shiori sounds like a legit grandma rn
>>56647073Think about it this way. If you're decent looking, probably have eyes on you. Would you want people seeing <condiment> on the edge on your lips?
Shiori fucked monkeys
>>56647243first time
>>56647430>Every attempt to shit on the others comes across as either genuinely insane or blatant bait.The same goes for Shiori too though, unless you are mentally ill
Shiori hates monkeys
>>56647245Post tits or gtfo
>>56647438ah shit that's right, thanks anoncruises aren't really for me if you couldn't tell
>>56647407just don't get sick. It's that easy.
>>56647429She touched them and a sloth possibly getting her sick
>>56646267those panties don't make sense to me.
>>56647437what's the truth then?
>>56647437have you never gone on a family vacation before? That sucks anon
multi perspective drifting
>>56647045>general Hololive antis trying to look for the weak link in Advent>drama cucks desperately looking for Hololive drama for their containment breaking content>seething 2views who think they are better than Shiorithat's it
>>56647457>>56646886Kek
>>56647478
SHE'S ON FIRE
we're getting out of the favelas with this one
what did Shiori's uncle say to her? I couldn't understand when she said it but chat exploded so it must have been notable
she sounds so cute when sick i want to kiss her so bad, i want to be sick with her
(Bae news)Game spiders are less scary than real ones because real spiders are her friends who eat other annoying bugs in her shed for her
>>56647467says the faggot typing like a monkey
>>56647437Yes I do, schizo.
>>56647243That's GFE though
>>56647475She was on a cruise ship, she 90% got COVID and 70% got another cold on top of it
Mori is normal!
>>56647437yeah with me, we're making a family soon
>>56647437>>56647245trying too hard, sis
Ken lore is deep
>>56647515>Shion doesn't like monkey>Shiori doesn't like monkeyTHEY FUCKING ARE
>>56647560any day now siskeep hate watchingthanks for the view
I have no clue what Shiorin is talking about.
>>56647224That traffic cone? Me
>>56647437I have a family vacation planned out next July already
>>56647616vlogs
Gawddamn.
>>56647579stick is stick.
>>56647558Spoken like a true aussie
>>56647437sorry your mother lied to you when you were little, anon
Mori is RICH
CLUTCHLLIOPE
I hate that Mooms stopped her freaky art immediately due to people's response to it.
>>56647479COVID-23 when?
>>56647599trying to hard to deflect
>>56647245What act? The "goth girl" act? No. Literally nobody does. The actual non-meme autist "act"? It's not an act.
>>56647540>general
GOD DAMN
Mori is developing a parasocial relationship with her stickwife
NOOOO DON'T REMIND HER OF THE BRUHGODDAMN IS THE NEW BRUH
>>56647555Takos cheating...
>>56647243sounds like something a crazy bitch would do. Love it family instability
>>56647616That's part of the fun, literally an autistic fujo GF podcast
>>56647606I very very don't like monkey either
>>56647437Are you hearing yourself right now? like...do you...not think families go on vacation?
>>56647249Can the brrat win his superior speed?
>>56647628where are you going, anon?
>>56647479SHIORIN NO THAT'S HOW THEY STARTED AIDS
>>56647679Get a hobby
>40gb>27gb>this is a lot to her
GET TO FISHING
>nappy hairmori...
>>56647672It's sad when one of the girls has a unique idea or trait, but vocal chatters shut them down from it. They just want the same stale stuff.
>>56647437Nope, just like you I choose to listen to my schizophrenic thoughts instead.
Where did all these shioringos come from? No one was talking about her for the past week.
The way Mori talks about growing old together makes me love her more
KEK Mori
>>56647756it was a lot to me 3 weeks ago before i got a 2tb SSD
>Shiori streaming while dying in real timeTummy horters on suicide watch
>>56647756my poor wife
>be cute anime girl>make moneyIts that easy anonWhy haven't you done that yet?
>>56647606Are what? Retarded?
>>56647437This nigga's mom did NOT love him lmfao
>>566477561 gb is already a lotnothing in a computer should be bigger than, like, 10 gb. you can fit anything you want in that size.
>>56647437t. he monkey with brain aids infecting an entire cruise
>>56647616You are not supposed to. Why do you think she's in a straitjacket?
>>56647781They were moping. Shiorin wasn't streeming the past week.
Watching my baeby rat talk while listening to my crazy girlfriend tell stories while watching my cute rapper wife play shitty games
>>56647781all me
>>56647821I have penos
>>56647781Post tits already, femcel
>>56647821>chat(203)jesas
My gf cannot wear pants!!
>>56647781Fauna didn't stream today so I need my daily dose of GFE
>wore pantsyeah that's what did her in
>ruins her channel engagement by going on a long break during her first month>big comeback stream is a boring non-stream
>>56647848Based
>>56647821i'm a cisgender heterosexual male
>>56647745I'm going to a lake in the Adirondacks. Much comfier than the last family trip. Too bad I can't bring a gun with me to that shitty state!
>>56647724A FACKING MONKEY
>>56647620
>>56647672Wasn't there a random JP member that still wanted one?
>we have no money>might as well die
>>56647606based
>>56647759What is March 17th, 2023?
>we have no money, might as well die
>>56647781
>>56647781I was ascending.
>>56647931Poorbros...
>>56647840kek
>>56647932Is this bukkake
>>56647904Flare no...
>stop gambling>NO!
MICHAEL MOOSE MENTION
>>56647891SO FUCKING TRUE MEGAN
>>56647781i asked them to come for shiorins stream
If you woke up one day and found out you were Ina what would you do?
>>56647821I have the model rigging and PC streaming set up. I just haven't had the will to learn how to operate the new voice change tech.
rat gone...
>>56647931Fair enough
>>56647952slower
>>56647875And people are acting like this girl isn't a shut in lonely femcelBijou is already chattier than everyone in Holo except Kiara, and Shiori outdoes them on most of her pre-chats.
>>56647891>*makes more money in 2 hours than you do in a month*
>>56647990draw
>>56647781>discussion of a talent increases when they're streamingno way
>>56647990Shave the jungle
>>56647990Masturbate.
what the fuck is wrong with Shiori? this bitch is crazy
FUCKING MICHAEL MOOSEHE'S EVERYWHEREwait what does that had to do with the pizza and the haunted floor?
>>56647982Kek
Your random reminder that Mori was very likely conceived in an actual pile of cash
>>56647990Post a picture of my pubes on /vt/
>>56647990exercise until I drop dead
mococo is built like a linebacker
>>56647990masturbate, then try to have sex with as many of my female coworkers as possible, then lose my artist job because i can't draw
I've missed this...
What the fuck is she talking about?
That is how gambling works, right?
>>56647990Release the loli Ame porn.
In case you are wondering why a bunch of fags are posting shit like>Do you really believe she took a break to go on a family trip ?That's because the catalognigs have been writing fanfics about this for awhile now
>>56647990leak the Takotori discord sex chatlogs
>Heard you were talkin’ shit!
MEGAN IS A FAT BITCH
>"big" girlshiori confirmed to not be fat herself
>>56647898sounds like itll be a fun time!
>>56647990I WILL have sex with Ane'nis.
>>56647781Obviously a chunk who watch Shiori already watched the older girls so they double dip, whoever than fanbase
>>56647990clean my fucking room...!!
>>56647821im a old man and a spic, not even a voice changer would help me
MEGANS A BIG FAT GOSSIPING BITCH
how do you eat eels without it electrocuting you
>>56647898Thanks for sharing, anon. Now not only do I know where you'll be and when, I'm aware you'll be unarmed!
>>56648041Jesus Christ you are GAY AS FUCK
WIFE EATER
>>56647990Fly to Austria and tentacle rape Kiara
A wife eater? I could be a wife eater.
>OH MAN DID YOU HEAR THE LATEST GOSSIPOH MY GOSH SO TRUE MEGHAN
>>56647990Release the full body art of loli Ame, IRyS and Kronii.
WHY DOES SICK SHIORI SOUND HOTTER THAN NORMAL SHIORI
What is this game trying to tell me?
>>56648129>Shiori tells her fans to write fanfics>Schizo starts writing fanficsB-bros, I don't think this is what she meant.
How many tangents have we been through so far?
what in tarnation is she talking about?
>>56647891Shes got plenty of viewers on this stream anon. lol
>>56647990Run up and down the stairs thrice to see if I drop dead on the spot
you could just call it a tank top
>>56648129KekOf course
FACT: 99% gamblers QUIT right before they hit it BIG
TWO!?
>>56648255
SHIORI HAS A MALE MANAGER
>>56648210Take some veggies and meat with you so you can join the BBQ
i thought the celebrity one was like 6 wives and the original wife is crying
>>56647990Kiss Ame
The only eel that’s not fishy is the pleb eel bijou…
>>56647990Masturbate on every piece of furniture. Bottle the smell of my pits and mail it to me. Have sex with Ane'nis and Ame
>post itt to call someone a retard>lose track of Shiorin's subjectThey have cars in cruise ships??
>>56648129Miko's long hiatus turned into her being pregnant and it got spammed constantly on /jp/. people just make up the stupidest cuck shit when they aren't around.
FUCK, WHY ARE SICK GIRLS EVEN CUTER THAN USUALFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
being reminded by your manager to not show copyrighted shit even in a dream
>>56648041Worst post in this website EVER
>>56647941Cyute
TWO HATSwait wrong holo
WDSMBT?
>>56648140>.gifNOPE NOPE NOPE
>>56648301maxed out celebrity is the six wives one, if you're less than maxed you get the two wives one
>>56647990Cuddle with Lamy
>>56648298Probably Henma
>>56648129I could at least understand them being this mental when HoloEN was new because it was an opportunity to get in on the ground floor and try to kill the thing in its crib, but this shit is just sad now.
Novelites, I expect to see a full relationship chart on my desk after this stream. with location index.
Man I miss this level of crazy
GURA MENTION
CRAB MENTION
GURA MENTION!?
>Cruise ship >7 day trip >Sloths She went on a caribbean cruise, probably with Princess cruises They offer trips to the Sloth Sanctuary in Limon https://www.slothsanctuary.com/visit-during-your-princess-cruise
I can't follow anything she's talking about, I just heard about trenchcoat and fedora detectives
>>56648239Your protective instincts are kicking in.
>>56648357ohmagah
>>56648321I believe it, have you seen the size of some of those ships? You could easily have a parking garage on board.
>idol meetings for your mouth
>>56648198you ground it
>I haven't done idol meetings from my mouthWhat the hecku
>Idol meeting from my mouth???
>she hasn't done an idol meeting for her mouthWhat the FUCK did she mean by this
I'm going to give Shiori an idol meeting in her mouth
nobodies gonna talk about the bloody monkey that humped shioris head...
>Shiori hasn't taken her meds>I haven't taken my medsI AM
>>56648245>Don't get sick you'll dieAlso>Money gets you bitchesAlso>I'd like to fuck Mori if at all possible
"Fuck this, I'm selling meth."- Calliope Mori
>>56648102I hope Novelites end up looking like this. We have way too many fat fucks already, I want more fan reps like guyRyS or the deadbeats.
>>56647705Update: Now she has TWO stickwives.
I JUST CUM ON SHIORI'S FACE
I need to stop posting on /vt/ while shiori streams I literally can't focus on both like I can with the rest of them.
>>56648461real nigga shit
>>56648441Shiori? Who's that anon? you're watching a blank screen.
I wish I was ADHD enough to follow what Shiori is talking about. This shit must be impenetrable to the Japs.
>family trauma dumping>retarded tangents>just keeps fucking talkingOh man my ex fiancé was like this. Shiori’s zatsu feels very familiar.
>>56648129>taking a break = getting suspended>HololiverWAIT THAT ANON WAS A NIJINIG
>>56647693>It's not an act.she's not autistic
>>56648426>>56648427>>56648430
Mococo is really fucking cute...
Any other Hoomans falling for Shiori?
>>56648262>RunYou wouldn't make it this far
>>56648357Oh naur...
Deadbeats are corrupting the poor brrats...
>>56648424That's is a very interesting way to say it's shit.
>>56648129Her break didn't do anything to her channel growth. Hololive members aren't at the mercy of the algorithm. Most of their audience is built in because of Hololive.
>>56648500its fun to lose focus for a moment and then try to piece it all back together
Jesas since when was Shiori GFE? I came in for her entertaining rants but this is starting to feel like the real GFE.
Ngl, i would fuck Shiori for free
>>56648523>she's not autistic
On the sixth day...
>>56648424Does she mean she wants someone to piss in her mouth?
Orca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>a girl at school giving out cookiesIT WAS AME
how do u guys browse /vt/ and follow shiori's stream at the same time? It's literally impossible
>>56648523Now we all know that you don't actually think what you just wrote
>>56648615I'd fuck Shiori if she paid me
>Lose a gamble>Commit suicideMANY SUCH CASES
Ina...
>>56648129It cracks me up how Zaion has made some anons instantly suspect of any break, voluntary or otherwise.
>>56648129What mental illness is this?
Would you let Mococo practice dentistry on you?
>accepts random food from strangersThis woman is not safe
biboo...
why are we on a cookie tangent?
>>56648692Reading this post made me lose track FUCK YOU
>>56648554Zombies ate my neighbors?
>I took that cookie like a pogchampThat is a simile I don't think I thought I'd ever hear outside of an English 101 creative writing assignment.
>>56648710Chemicals in the water turning "men" gay.
I want to cuddle Shiori and feed her oreos
>>56648692>Glance at vt for 1 minute>Lost track of what shes talking about
>>56648523HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
KINO
do dat
I don't know bros, I don't think I can resist anymore.
>>56647821if it's that easy why can't Pomu do it
>>56648710Woman
SHE WAS DRUGGED
>>56648648I want to stick my finger in there
>I WANT MORE OF THAT COOKIEoh no, it’s obvious what was in that cookie
>>56648692>>56648735>>56648776This chick isn't even my oshi and I missed this. Holy fuck she could probably talk for hours if you let her.
>>56648692HA Jokes on you, I didn't even follow what she was talking about from the very beginning.
>>56648615I wouldnt
>>56648737Yeah, both that and Goosebumps came to mind when Shiori hydrated herself.
>an x = 1, a positive slopeShe doesn't know math
god, i need to pump all of my ejaculate inside of shiori
>>56648692that's why i download and listen to the streams at work after
>>56648741"took X like a champ" is an extremely common saying dude
>>56648827What's the point of this post?
>>56648692I don't, I have Ace Combat on another monitor and just hear things like "brain bleeding monkey" from time to time.
>>56648780>>56648695>>56648619ADHD =/= Autism. Retards.
Crimes never work
>Shiori got weed teaI REALLY FUCKING HATE POTHEADS WITH A PASSION PUSHING THEIR SHIT ON TO EVERYONE
>Happy tea>Made her unhappy
>>56648867I think saying that's exponential is the only math sin there.
>>56647891dont forget she made the only girls wait 2 extra weeks to launch their memberships
>happy teait's piss isn't it
:(
>>56648708Unironically has done irreparable damage. And there's already no reasoning with fucking retarded 3rd Worlders who already believe what they convinced themselves of or their discord told them, so they just spam the nonsense all over the board.It doesn't even make fucking sense. Holo has never done that shit but they default Holo to being exactly like Niji and keep spamming it. Its so fucking retarded
>>56648619
>>56648734mauled to death by squirrels, what a nutty way to go
>>56648893free advertising
>>56648904ADD, ADHD, Assburgers and Autism.
I got my first ever midroll ad during a stream, I feel sick
>>56648322Gura, chammers, I think even Sana. Almost any long hiatus is about pregnancy.But yeah, in Miko's case the spam was way worse.
STREAM SPARKS
That tea vendor? Me.
>>56648938maybe a math cos too
>>56648955AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>56648919huh?
>>56648955fever dream stream
>>56648993BUY YT PREMIUM
>>56648568Anyone got a picture of the graph of advent subscribers?
>>56648919>weed teathat's a thing? sounds like it'll taste like shit
How do you get tested for autism
>>56648948Love nectar
This is starting to make me feel sick....
>>56648990AND GAYMEN
>i'm the only one who got sickWeak immune system, she spends too much time inside.
>>56647990I would do peeing ASMR.
>>56648962Hello Risu
>>56648893He wants people to shit on Pomu because he doesn't like her so spamming [person they don't like] in [offtopic place] he can bait hateshit
>>56648904Exactly. Mumei is ADHD. Shiori is Autism.
>tries to haha>coughs insteadYAMEROOOOOOOO MY KOKOROOOOO
>>56648993Still works on my machine, and I also patched YT Vanced too
I'm starting to think Shiori straight up caused the genetic mutations that will lead to the T virus on this cruise
Why is Mori so bitch made?She always picks work over a chance at getting more money.
>>56648129>hololiver
>>56649044Is that sapling okay..
>>56649039By reading this post in this thread, you pass
WE HATE CRIMES HERE
>hasn't had strep throat in many monthsbro, it should be many years what are you doing that you can get strep throat that often
I think Mori should stretch in 3D and the engineers at cover should spend all of their lifeforce correctly simulating her heaving breasticles moving around as if she wasn't wearing a bra and she was also like 7 sizes bigger than she really is
>>56649065Wrong way around nigger
>>56648955Oh god, I vaguely remember this, what stream was it again?
I like how Shiorin narrates stuff. As a /lit/fag she's really pleasant to listen to.
>>56648734>Died in 10 seconds playing RobocoSomeone post the Roboco VS webm
all these hikki streamers with non-existent immune systems
>drank Happy Tea from random vendors>got unhappyMany such caseses
>>56649007Let's not go on a tangent about this.
>>56649045Yeah, inside me.
>that's the biggest disappointment>only one wife
>>56649079she got monkey zombie blood on her and will mutate any day now
>>56649045Frail little Asian hag leaves her dusty cat hair ridden room for a few days, comes down with headaches and otolaryngological sickness
How did Gura do at this game?I would assume her rhythm gamer experience helped with some sections
>>56649108
>Shiori wears sweaters in summer>I wear sweaters in summerWE ARE
>>56649123Mumei literally takes ADHD meds.
>>56649103that's what happens to saplings after they climax, they need between five and fifteen minutes to reinflate
>It's not a straitjacket>It's a sweater She's too dangerous.
>fauna is being overworked to death>shiori is going to die from the T-Virussapelites suffer the most
>>56649177MATH
>Fuwamoco only 3.5k ccvThe magic faded away pretty quick huh
>>56648919Eh, "happy tea" usually refers to St. John's wort tea. Haven't seen anyone make weed tea...yet.
>comes back after a 2 week break with 0 effort stream>only reads akasupasholy shit she just said fuck you if you support me unless you drop $100LMAO. Imagine donating $50 to her and hearing her say that.
>>56649103that's what we look like right now because of lack of Fauna streams
>>56649205Probably anemic and a woman, eat some more meat, get some more exercise.
>>56649196I don't remember this stream...
Wifebeats...
>>56649167that's so hot; i need to love and protect her.
>>566492335250077x43500449586566554
>>56649108God I want to hear Mori say nigger one day. I might become a stalker just for that.
[SAD NEWS] Deabeats are non-virgins
>>56649269oh I get it
>>56649233go back retard
>>56649255
She bought a fucking voodoo doll. No wonder she got sick...
>>56649233Not even /#/ will accept your idiocy. Go back to the catalog.
>>56647900IS THIS REAL?!A FUCKING MONKEY?!>>56647904Flare's legs are a miracle of the universe.
>>56649255ogey sis
>>56649289
>>56649307I don't have sex with my wife
>>56647781The only thing I get from all the people making shiori her oshi when she is not even a month old is how starved people are for pseud GFE content.
>oh my good golly
>>56649267tier 3 stream from last month
>>56649227>novelingMy god thats cancer + cancer, these 2 fanbases should never unite
>>56648692i just like the sound of her voice
>>56649119Facts my brother, so true
>>56649139
THE HAREM ROUTE
SIX WIVES
>>56649369Golly gee willickers! I'm projecting personalities onto my dolls and stuffed animals!
She's perfect...
HOLY SHHHHIIIIIITTTTTT
>>56649382These 2 fanbases should fuck
Do you suppose my spemen will help shiori get healthy faster? I'm willing to test it
>Mori wants a harem>Kiara doesn'tsometimes things are just not meant to be...
>>56649108Is Mori actually racist?
This puppet autism is way too precious...
SHE MISS NERISSA
>>56649433i do not want to see the leaked discord of that fanbase combo relationship
Shiori should try smoking. It will make her throat stronger!
>>56649436me on the right
>>56649124https://www.youtube.com/live/Ki6BjWf-muYFunny thing is that you can see the massive spike of people watching the Alzheimer’s moment.
I want rissa to finger my puppet hole
>>56649452>the one wife thats sad in the cornerKiara...
>>56649439Happy juice got her sick, so no
She is too cute, bros... I am ngmi
>please pamper me>acceptable voice acting>uwu i'm so sick and dying uwu take care of me>thanks for all the sc in prechat and on streamMilking it hard. She's gonna be EN Rushia, isn't she?
NIGGER WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT
>>56646088hey girl
>>56649439Semen in tea is basically the same thing as honey in tea if you think about it
>>56649508>gonna
>>56649400>>56649410>The girlfirend getting cucked by the harem WHAT did they mean by this??
APEX APEX APEX
>>56649489KENZIES OUT
>>56649456no, she just grew up on /b/ and /v/, "nigger" is like "buddy" for her
>>56648540Ironically I was subscribed to her RM's account back when it was Eileen's backup after the lockout and before it was even a VTuber and she probably influenced my taste in VTubers going forward. But no. She's cute and I wish you the best of luck, but for me it's Mumei for life. I am literally connected to Mumei on a spiritual level and she uses this bond to manipulate and hurt me through a psychic link. But it's hot and she knows it's hot when she does it so it's fine. Mumei has a very adversarial mental relationship with me. I fuck with her and she knows I'm fucking with her so she fucks with me back and she knows we both hate each other for fucking with each other but we respect each other and know we're the same so we like each other a lot. Mumei for life.
>>56649288>He wasn't here during the debut period for MythA time before anons archived every stream, those filthy knee grows and nick gurr's lost to the void...
MORI BGM
>>56649493hi mori
MWNXK
>>56649369>>56649419Can't believe a girl that talks like this is the most marriable of Advent.
>>56649508Bvtm lost.
>>56649518sir, please do not use mean words on my Christian board
>>56649456Sometimes nigger and nigga isn't used cause you are racist. Especially if you've hanged around black friends. It's weird for americans but for example in Europe slurs are used much more freely.
>>56649500some fag is gonna use this to shit on Kiara
>>56649554kill yourself
OBLIGATORY
>>56649265I'm a man though.
>>56649508>She's gonna be EN Rushia, isn't she?Except this time I WILL save her.
>>56649497oh jeez, only three months ago huh. anyway thanks
>>56649564i love fauna's buckteeth
>>56649508You lost. Cope.
>>56649571ogey
>>56649508if you can be that, and not fuck it up by doing shit behind the scene, you'll strike gold, no reason not to try
>>56649571
>>56649522>honey is made of pollen which is basically flower semenhuh...
>>56649611Your gay lol
>>56649543
>>56649653Even worse then, you don't have the excuse of being a frail little girl.
>>56649571huh
>>56649665rrat
>>56649508I honestly don't see what people see in her. but hey, its not my money the retards are wasting
>>56648734Kay yu doesn't like the JP girls or somethinglike 70% of the holoJP girls are pretty shit in holocure yet he buffed Ame who didn't even need any buffs, and I won't even mention how he made almost all of the IDs stacked
>>56649265NTA but I wear a tracksuit almost year round, except in the dead of summer at 70+ Fahrenheit
>>56649065Mumei just has ADHD, Shiori has both
Saplings? More like Plaplings!
>>56649608>>56649664are you bots?
>>56649508She's going to wring the unicorns dry and still collab with males
>>56649456If Mori is racist, and I'm not saying that she is, she would only be racist against white people.
>>56649747Hello human
>>56649636MATING PRESS THE KENZIE
>>56649657I had the exact same reaction seeing that it was 3 months ago, it certainly doesn’t feel like it.
>>56649737Any week now sister
>>56649456she's friends with Kiara, a notorius racist
>>56649735Beep boop?
>>56649571if you arent joking please be careful anon
>>56649722I'm pretty sure he's mostly a holoJP fan
Kaela's english is easier to follow than whatever language Shiori is talking
>>56649696I wear sweaters in summer but not because I'm cold either though.
>>56649571>Mumei has a very adversarial mental relationship with me. I fuck with her and she knows I'm fucking with her so she fucks with me back and she knows we both hate each other for fucking with each other but we respect each other and know we're the same so we like each other a lot. Mumei for life.This isn't ordinary schizophrenia.This is ADVANCED schizophrenia.
>>56649712Same. She can be cute and ramble for sure, but she rarely talks about anything interesting.
>>56649722Unironically you need to be at gachikoi rank to try and push the harder levels, the 25% stat boosts and starting skills not cluttering the level up screen is necessary
Akutan
>>56649722>how he made almost all of the IDs stackedthey are though?the only ones without tits are ollie, kobo and anya
>>56649571Hoomans, novelites and saplings are the most mentally ill fanbases
Remember that Kiara has chatted with Shiori already.
>>56649712They see the model.
>>56649574I wasn't /here/ but I watched Hololive far before that, I don't remember Mori saying slurs on stream, I only saw her ALMOST saying them.
>>56649737>When x happens>If x happens>Excited for x to happen>x will happen soonOgey
>>56649843>starting skills not cluttering the level up screenWait, NTA but what did you mean by this? Can you start games with skills pre-learned?
>>56649456No, she's part Italian so she's allowed to do the pizza pasta spaghetti voice
>>56649690Honey is made from nectar. The nectar is made by the flower to attract insects. Then pollen sticks to the bee's legs and body and gets spread to other flowers for reproduction
Why did she decide to stream if she is this sick
How come Fauna has the most DnD experience in EN and is never involved with anything related to it? I'm not even surprised she isn't in the Baldur's Gate collab at this point.
Since we are getting a bit schizo I wanted to ask you guys if you think I should make a tulpa of my oshi. This is not a joke post.
Mori...........
>>56649737>if x happens>when x happens>x will happen>once x happens>eventually x will happen>can't wait until x happens
I didn't expect a holo to just say "shat on the floor" so casually
>>56649871good, I want a 1 on 1 collab soon
>>56649897yeah, thats what gachikoi rank does
>>56649939Yes
Mori...
>>56649882so true sister
>>56649871Black is the new orange, after all.
>>56649869Uhhh what? I'm right here dude
Wtf is Shiori talking about again? I got lost when she talked about positive slope because x = 1 or something.
>>56649452Odd thing to say when she even has a mother harem
>>56649928She needs to vent to her internet boyfriends
>>56649939Who's your oshi?
Kiara might be smarter than Mori
>>56649939No
>>56649871And? Most EN have chatted with Advent already.
>>56649939only if youre okay with it being different from how your oshi really is
>>56649948Kobo...
>>56649980
>>56649606>>56649369>>56649419i need more
>>56649990Yeah me
>>56649886>>56649943EN4 soonI can feel it in my bones
PEPPER SHAT ON THE CARPET
>>56649919there's definitely pollen mixed in with the nectar!
shiori dot dot dot
>>56649508women that cater to vulnerable men are the most dangerous because they have the most power to harmthis is why I'm still waiting for now to see if I can trust her
Does Shiori have toxoplasmosis?
>>56649982Ame filtered most of the mentally ill, they turned into antis
>>56649997or Mori is colorblind
>Aaaaaaaah>Ouuuuuuuchh>Heeeeeeeelp>Noooooooo>I'm fine! I'm fine!>Jungle monkey noises (laughing)>DahdahdadahdahThere you go, that's the Bijou Holocure stream.
>>56649897Yeah, level up your characters by playing a bunch and you get 25% stat boosts at start and all skills maxed out at the startMakes a HUGE difference for later levelsYou used to have to do specific things to get those ranks, but now it's just "go play the game lol"
>>56649897The fandom system gives you stat boosts and lets you start with skills pre-learned.The first level gives you like, 5% for attack and speed and one random skill pre-learned to level one, the second level gives you about 10% stat boost and all three skills at level one and the final one gives you 25% stat boosts and all skills mastered.
>>56649919>Back at the hive, forager bees regurgitate the nectar. It's then passed between worker bees, mouth-to-mouth, to reduce its water levels. Once the water content drops to 18 per cent, mould and bacteria can't grow and the nectar becomes honey, which the worker bees push into wax chambers.Hot...
>>56649982Teamates are all mentally stable, they have just been conditioned to yell "AMMMEEEE" every time she is mentioned anywhere
biboo jobbing
>>56648540Moom gives me all the gfe I need but Shiori gives me the same brainrot feeling that she does
>>56650011Most ENs have not chatted with every Advent girl already, no
>>56649884Well she did, immediately got edited out when the streams went down thoPretty sure it was during Counter Strike and a 2D rpg maker game
>>56649997Kiara was tangenting while she played. It's her secret power to being good at games
Mori's huge brain...
>>56650053I'd say 30% of HoloEN have toxoplasmosis at this point
>>56649939Only if you make a Jackie Chan tulpa as a bodyguard
>>56649869That's not a hooman
>>56649571Holy mental illness
What kind if psycho would suggest declawing a cat.
>>56649936Fauna has fallen off the face of the earth. Cover has probably worked her to death and are trying to find her replacement
>>56650099Why are you pretending to be retarded?
Lightning Mori
>>56649939Make your own OC donut steel holo.
>>56650103>counter strike
I figured it out, it was the lady who shat on the carpet
>declawing catsActual retard behaviour outside of medical reasonsAnyone that declaws a healthy cat should have their fingertips taken off too
>>56649939Only if you remember to make a tulpa of Jackie Chan to fight them if they try and take controlOh, and you should play that game "Who's Lila?"
Shiori needs a cat pheromone sprayer to fix and calm her cats.
>>56649722Bro Mio is more powerful than most of the ENs and IDs.
>>56648540N-no...
>I may be stupid>But I'm not dumb
If Shiori wasnt in Hololive she would be a 1view with streams like this. My streams are much more fun than this.
>>56649936She literally said she wouldn't be streaming BG because she didn't think it'd be a good stream game
>>56649936When did Mori or Kiara ever actually give a shit about Fauna
>>56650083Gosling posting for 2 years after you stopped feeling anything just because you think you have to is not something well adjusted people do
I really hope we get straitjacket Shiori fanart
>>56650138my cat was too aggressive and stressed about clipping so he got declawed on the front after he maimed two pet shop owners and a vet
>>56650201>he doesn't know
>>56650199i say that exact same thing...
>>56649936>Fauna has the most DnD experience in ENkek, lmao
>>56650199Stupidity is misusing information.Being dumb is not knowing info at all.
>>56650024The way she talks melts my heart, it really does
>>56650138too many don't realize it involves amputating a whole joint
>>56649571what the fuck
>>56650200Yeah but this is a game where she didn't have to have a POV
>watch vtubers for 5 years>first superchat goes to BAU BAU dogsguy must have bad taste because 5 years ago JP vtubers were still kino enough to earn a superchats
i am watching mococo (not fuwawa)
My Mori is a genius!
>>56650200and she's right BG3 is a horrible stream game.
>Buys dolls from thrift stores to give them new homes.My God she's perfect...
>>56649884She """said""" it in the sense she go tricked into saying niggers by reading out a an SC from a guy a named "Nick Gurs"
>>56650201Better luck next time, sis.
>>56650280Mococo stop posting here
Shiori will put your soul into her dolls
>>56650197Resistance is futile, Hooman.
>>56650045shiori rippen straight through the holotalk studio ceiling
She is literally dark ame
this is the end
>>56650215I think mentally ill people are the ones assuming how others feel, just like you're doing right now
>>56650318Bitch I'm already cuter than any doll
>>56650206Kiara has gave a shit about Fauna multiple times
>>56649871Please don't try to ruin Shiori for us.
>>56650072>Yeah, level up your characters by playing a bunchActually you need to roll until the girl you want is +20 G rank and then complete stages 1, 2, 3, hard 1 and hard 2. It doesn't have to be these specific stages but a run through each one is all you need to get to gachikoi with a girl. I usually hit them in release order of 1-2-hard 1-3-hard 2.
This game would be a lot harder if it made you pour more than just the one color
>>56650258DnD specifically. Mori has more overall TTRPG experience, she just didn't play DnD.
>>56650103>CSAre you sure we are talking about Mori here and not Ame? This sounds a lot like a clip of "Ame" I saw
>>56650155I like this idea
>>56649722His two favorites are Peko and Polka.
>>56650200Fauna is deadly afraid of playing games that require actual skill, she can't stand looking incompetent or losing her "gaming" creed.
>>56650302The virgin Nick GursThe chad Mike Honey
>>56650201If you stream then you know you can't compare content no matter how you see if from an entertainment standpoint. She's in Hololive, she doesn't have to be entertaining because the brand will carry her and prop her up. That's the entire reason they apply to begin with. The entire point is to get a huge paycheck even if you're boring. If you're seething about it and you're a biological woman, keep applying and if you make it, show us and her how it's really done.
>>56650206>>56650258why are deadbeats like this?
>Mori being gay for a pink stickman figurecan any girl just marry this woman? she's gay and lonely
>Bijou is addicted to reskinned Vampire Survivors>Kayfabe twins doing extreme in-character superchat reading>Shiori doing fucking GFE shitI can't believe there are 4 (four) EN streams live and the one I'm going to watch is fucking Mori
Now that we're 1 month into Advent debuts, I think we can confidently say that Council is the worst EN gen.
>>56650339
>>56650350They were talking about pet rrats
>>56650388Baldurs does not need skill. Are you retarded.
I really want to keep at least one porcelain dolls around
>>56650400Skill issue
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1693817213206286367
ma
>>56650409Fuck off sis
I can't look at Mori play this without thinking of all the anal jelly imagesets with her and the other holos.
>>56650399She just fucked the shit out of Kronii in a Tokyo teashop. She can wait
>>56650350Don't bandwagon and falseflag with Shiori faggot. Stick with Mori Bae and IRyS for you anti Kiara shit.
>>56649737Why nijisisters doing in Hololive thread?
Shiori shouldn't be streaming right now and should take another week off
>>56650279I been watching vtubers since Coco, but i never ever sent any supa before. I dont have a credit card because i am anti semitic.
>>56650439Bro, my dice rolling skills are CRACKED frfr
>>56650359You can also just do stage 3 regularly a few times instead of pushing hard if you don't want to, since it give 7 exp per clear (as opposed to 10 on hard or 14/20 for new clears)
>>56650469it was indeed pretty chill
>listening to shiori talk about god knows what
>>56650327very cute, thanks
>lamy
my oshi (Mori Calliope) is so smart bros
>>56650302Oh, that's not enough for me. I need to hear the real deal.
I think I'm starting to understand /vt/'s weird relationship with shiori (the catalog included)It is SO FUCKING HARD to focus on her stream tabbed out to something elseI was enjoying her stream but I went over to browse /hlgg/ for a moment and now I'm completely lost on the topic
>>56650162>>56650377I'm 100% sure it was CS:GO, looking back on her channel the stream isn't even there tho so maybe the whole stream was taken down and never put up again at allWhen she said it, she was just casually walking around the terrorist spawn point in overpass because she kinda gave up on being good and playing
>>56650400this is why we needed EN3
>>56650497
>>56650502same also nice pubes
GO MORI GO
didnt ame do a ouija board stream for halloween
>>56650528>girls who would pretend to talk to ghosts by cracking their bones NIGGA WHAT
I like how she pronounces other as udder
>>56650409With Sana gone I kinda just stopped watching Council members.
>>56650502I'll sniff Korosan's bush
>>56650566she's talking about deadbeats and unalive right now
What would you do to Iofi?
WHAT
what the fuck is she talking about
damn, Mori speedrunning this shit
i love love love love love love love roboco!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h514IzBDefMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h514IzBDefM
>>56650490I just don't want to deal with Kiara in my Shiori streams, dude; that Nerissa karaoke was bad enough.
>>56650024
I have Shiori in one ear and Mori on the other so I'm roleplaying as a two timing man who has to be on two discord calls with his two girlfriends who he's met in two different social medias and have no idea they're both being played with.I am replying to both of them irl and pretending to juggle two conversations.I have never held a woman's hand.
I thought I was keeping up but I legit don't know wtf Shiori is talking about right now
>Mori's stream is subscriber only chat This shit should be illegal
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>56650578Alice is a whore, I'm glad she made sure Cover will never debut an EN3
>>56650576>she kinda gave up on being good and playingOk yeah, that sounds like Mori
>>56650622Sexa lot of it
>>56650479https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107730641https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106755729https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104959191https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110421041
My Mori is gonna mix chemicals for a living!
>>56650650Based I think
>>56650622start a large family
>>56650650based
>>56650388>dabs on your dumbass with a 4:30 in GOI>inb4 your dumbass doesn't think that takes skill
>>56650622https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1693092448027975995this
jesus christ you really can never take your attention away from what Shiori is saying because you can go back and find yourself listening to something completely different in all sorts of ways...
How long until memberships are open? I need to see just how far can a full power Shiori push my inner Gosling.
>>56650643I'm trying to grind out gachikoi for RBC right now, I like her big bullet
>>56650650Based
>>56650650>a two timing man who has to be on two discord callsthat's not a real thing, right?
I can't believe I want to fuck someone who talks like my grandma.
>>56650622ask her if she can set me up with her friend Risu
>A LOT happened in the 1900sUm, anybody know what she's talking about?
>>56650659>subscriber only chatThat shit should be mandatory, 2 weeks minimum
>>56650664Divinity.
>>56650650Why are hoomans like this?
>>56650622gag her, tie her up, then force her to watch me use stable diffusion to run a twitter "artist" account
>>56650578I have been unable to feel my bones for almost a month now, so unfortunately I don't think EN3 is happening after all
>>56650650youre a fuckin natural womanizer
Early 20th Century History stream with Shiorin!
>>56650650I love novelites
>>56650622
>>56650718>goslingdid you give up on that other guy already?
>>56650650Based schizo
>>56650528This needs a Nyakuza edit with Shiori on the right
kek
Granny Reap's mind is going
>>56650746Do NOT redeem
>>56650746spanish flu maybe?
>>56650754slower
>>56650677botan's is the best
>>56650796>>56650528This but Shiori on the left.
>>56650650based holo enjoyer
>>56650622I have browsed /hlgg/ for multiple years, I have seen so many yofi posts yet I've never seen a single post discussing her personality or streams. It's just>pagi>Her butt>AI art hate
>>56650650I'm ok with being cucked if it's by you, you're alright anon.
Gura cute Gura cute!
I miss Mumei..
How can anyone not follow along? You can't tell me I'm the only one right?
>>56650400I feel your pain but I don't even watch the game Mori's playing either.>Shitty phone ad gameNah.>SC/ZatsudanI'm trying to NOT enter comatose, holy shit.>HolocureBraindead game with awful commentary for every girl who's ever played it.>GFEI am not this desperate.But then there's Lamy playing Pikmin, so I guess I'll go watch that.
>>56650790Lamy makes me happy
>>56650277What? Shiori's a nice girl and autistic, but I like Mumei. Are you expecting me to lie and say that I don't? I don't understand how you wanted me to respond to the OP's oregano pasta.
Why are saplings complaining about missing Fauna when there’s a better version of Fauna streaming right now?
GO MORI
>ghost kenWhat the fuck is she talking about
>>56650790Wamy!
Where is moomei
>>56650677nahone
>>56650650based schizo>>56649571cringe schizo
SHE DID ITMy Mori is smart at colors!
>>56650895Nice try. Shiori is the Ame replacement.
is it just me getting tinnitus or something, or does anyone hear a high pitched sound coming from shiori?
>>56650877I'm watching Shiori for the schizo female experience.
>>56650895Anuaf is just not the same..
>>56650877ya if none of them are your oshi then stream choice today is a bit rough, Holocure is the most fun visually at least
>>56650650Uhm yeah im thinking based
numberfag tower
>>56650897I was legit surprised how good Kiara was at this one.
>fmv term is full of kpop now
Biboo sounds like Mooms for a bit there
ITS NUMBER TIME BABY
I really fucking want all the /x/ EN holos to form their own group, they could have all sort of schizo conspiracy zatsus or even ghost hunting offcollabs. They could even be named HoloX.
Someone post Towa's Howard Dean scream
>>56650622a daughter
HOWARD DEAN MENTION
thats me right there
>>56650895>iPhone post>bad faith fanbase war retardEvery time
>>56650850That's what happens to most of the smaller fanbases around here. Ever seen anyone talk about Mio aside from "based pube hag need to breed press this button to give everyone a hag gf"?You get used to it.
god this board sure loves to circlejerk Shiori
>>56650622Make her an absolute mess.You know casual sex?Fuck that shit, we're going competitive and international.I'm talking the dirtiest, most aggressive sex this side of a rape charge.Fucking her in missionary, choking, having her fucking scream at me to keep going and fill her ayy pussy with my seed, spitting in my face and telling me to choke her harder, flipping her onto her stomach for the mother of all pronebone just short of snapping her spine with the force of the thrusts into her, spanking her ass with enough force to make her yelp and bite into the pillow before stretching out her tight asshole with my cock, just cumming inside both of her holes as many times as humanly (and inhumanly) possible until I'm a fucking dried husk turning to dust in the wind.She makes me absolutely fucking feral.
>>56650790Remember when people tried to pair up Ina with Lamy?
>>56650910She's either nearing the end of her trip or currently traveling home. This is just speculation.
>The Towa scream
>>56651014I think Shiori and Ame should try to solve the Zodiac Killer mystery.
>>56650677Why did I click on this link even after reading the post it was replying to? Do I subconciously hate myself?
>in my youthHow old are you woman
We just exchanged sweaters, her bodyheat, and no my bodyheat is with her
>>56650388most retarded post in the sea of schizoposts
>>56649207Autists are commonly misdiagnosed as adhd.
I WANT TO SNIFF AND LICK SHIORI'S SICK ARMPITS
>the Towa scream? That'd be good too
>>56651022
This Math game seems easy
>>56651039that's because they aren't real fans, they're just fucking retards who don't even watch them
So as a thread-reader I am detecting that Shiori's stream title is misleading and she isn't actually doing GFE she's just doing a zatsudan? I might be fine with that
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HER VULVA
>>56651061
>>56651039At least JP fans have an excuse since they may not understand Mio.
>Ame = Shock therapy>Shiori = Straight jacket What do the other ENs do in the Holo Asylum?
>>56650850Outside of memeposting I don't think there's much ID posting in general outside Kaela, maybe some Reine (which ends up being yuri shit half the time anyway) and Moona
>>56651071She's a hag...
>>56651054>tried to pairThey literally went on a date
>>56651058This man has never touched a woman in his life
>>56651066Come on anon, anything is clean if you eat it out of cute girls.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109454643
>>56651010
this woman
MY VULVA
>>56651043she gets astroturfed hard by both sidesat least it's entertaining
slapping Shiori's vulva around
>>56650650Based, I was doing the same thing with Kiara and Fuwamoko just the other day
Gura vulva/uvula moment
>slapping her uvula aroundHot
How can anyone listen to this sick bitch for more than a couple minutes
I want to slap Shiori's uvula with my dick
>>56651039Putting it like that makes it sound like this thread is entirely populated by meme review-tier clip watchers outside a handful of holos.
Shiorin's uvula...
>>56651058>ayy pussykek
SLAPPING AROUND SHIORI'S UVULA
shiori is just going to absolutely demolish goslings. she's going to just drain lonely men's wallets
>>56651102she's doing what she normally does, just rambling about random shitit was supposed to be about her vacation but she got off track about 10 minutes in
>>56649108post the member only stream one too
>>56650677What does "anal jelly" taste like anyways?
>>56651102>she isn't actually doing GFE she's just doing a zatsudan?Zatsudan is GFE
>>56651093>>56651022ANOREGON
>>56651043how
>>56651054Yes, I remember them having sex.
>>56648399>Those princess cruises with unlimited alaskan king crab…I wanna go on one again
>>56650850The few times people discuss her personality its just a bunch of people calling her a snob or a prudeWhich to be fair, shes a sweet girl in all accounts but even ill admit she is up her own ass at times. Its a trait of your typical art school kiddy
>>56651120Mumei is the inmate running the asylum.
>>56650895despite shiori practically being the perfect girl for me she will never replace my faufau who I desperately miss and fear will never return from recording hell and I am extremely concernfagging after her last member's post having to cancel her watchalong
>>56651158Not everyone has an aversion to conversation anon
>calling the lemon peel 'skin'unsettling...
>>56651158she shuts down my frontal cortex
>>56651179jello
>>56651158It's autismo GFE, you wouldnt understand...
>>56651135You have the sex life and drive of a dry saltine
>>56651133I CLICKED IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Also>out of cute girlsSuisei is a femboy)
>>56650850She can draw, you know? She likes cockroaches and had a drawing stream about them. She's pretty well connected, became Sora's imouto, and is the reason Pochi became a Holomama.
>>56650850I prefer her tits
>>56651175I like her streams but I don't give money to chinese people
>>56651161[Great News] Anon has had a realization!
How does Wamy's dandori skill stack up against her girlfriend, Ninomae "Dandori Master" Ina'nis?
>>56649252You can add THC to everything and its not illegal
>>56651205>Iofi>prudemost retarded catalog monkey
>>56651139I still don't understand what happened to Kiara during the math tower. She was doing amazingly but then she suddenly stopped trying and started tilting herself for no reason
salt? what's going on
>>56651177>>56651181Is Shiori the EN Kiara?
>>56650895Im a white guy and cant relate to the struggles of a quirky asian girl tied down to her familyThis
>>56651235yeah cause bitches put me in their SOUP
I also ate salt.
>>56651265Lamy has no fucking idea what she's doing at all and she's still a safer captain than Ina.
>shiori used to just eat salt on its owngetting atherosclerosis with my oshi
>>56651043bvtm lost
>>56651158I guess you diagnose with ADHD?
Why doesn't she just be a full time asmr streamer, this is literally the time of content and talking that's made for it
>>56651281I thought we confirmed that was Rissa?
>>56651175ive already given her my first sc bc I felt bad for her...
>>56650201But enough about mori
>>56651175Nah, she took care of that day 1.
>>56651284you relate to the struggles of basic vegan bitch instead?
>>56650895I don’t see how Shiori is anything like Fauna. Bijou is probably the most “Fauna-like” in Advent, and even then it’s really just superficial qualities that they share.
>>56651348ANY DAY NOW SISTER
How has an hour passed already
>Your oshi>What are you doing?
>>56651235I put saltines in my pussy all the time
Kill goblins. Behead goblins. Roundhouse kick a numberfag into the concrete. Slam dunk a numberfag baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy goblins. Break a goblins dick in half. Launch goblins into the sun. Stir fry goblins in a wok. Toss goblins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a numberfag gas tank. Judo throw goblins into a wood chipper. Twist goblins heads off. Report goblins to INTERPOL. Karate chop goblins in half. Curb stomp pregnant goblins. Trap goblins in quicksand. Crush goblins in the trash compactor. Liquefy goblins in a vat of acid. Eat goblins. Dissect goblins. Exterminate goblins in the gas chamber. Stomp numberfag skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate goblins in the oven. Lobotomize goblins. Mandatory abortions for goblins. Grind numberfag fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goblins in fried chicken grease. Vaporize goblins with a ray gun. Kick old goblins down the stairs. Feed goblins to aligators. Slice goblins with a katana.>kill goblins. destroy goblins. ruin goblins. torture goblins. cut off goblins ballsacks. mince goblins. crucify goblins. gouge goblins eyes. absolutely fucking obliterate goblins. call goblins mean things on the internet. drop goblins from helicopters. waterboard goblins. kneecap goblins. stab goblins. stab goblins with a rusty knife. shoot goblins. murder goblins. chop up goblins bodies and mail them to pon meido in hotpockets. chink water torture goblins. force goblins to watch streams. rape goblins. starve goblins. deport goblins to lithuania. eviscerate goblins. hang goblins. decapitate goblins. carpet bomb goblins. impale goblins. rip off goblins limbs.
>>56651360Shiori is Dark Ame
>>56648426>>56648427i dont watch shiori but from threading looks like she got sick on a cruise ship. Infection most commonly associated with cruise ships is norovirus in where you puke a lot.Idol meeting from mouth = puking
Fun things are fun.
Cute Mori sneeze
>>56651388MoriWatching Mori
>>56651276You can be a horny fujoshi degenerate but also still be prudish. They dont counteract each other
>>56651391This is why you don't have a boyfriendYou're supposed to salt your pits with them
>>56651039She is also a witch.
>>56651388Morpowatching her being cutely smart
The miku box has be relegated to being a shelf...
>>56651281Shiori doesn't have banshee screech like Kiara
>>56650650>there are unironic virgins on this boardwhat the fuck is wrong with you lmao
>>56651388BaeWatching Mori
>your oshi>your country
>>56651396This, but instead of killing or harming goblins, is seggsing them and raping them
>>56651343>we
Huh I thought we were talking about gumballs.
>>56651348This is still such a weird way to say she's gonna collab with males from outside the company and from inside the company. Just say you're gonna collab with dudes, fucking retard.
>>56651388mumeiwatching shiori and biboo
>>56651039>Ever seen anyone talk about Mio aside from "based pube hag need to breed press this button to give everyone a hag gf"?That's wrong! There's plenty of Taiga posting!
>>56651388NerissaTrying to find a decent non-FPS gaming stream.
how the fuck has it been an hour already goddammit I missed Shiori so much
>>56651161You just realized this thread is only marginally better than reddit retards?
doom? more like doog
Why does purple drink make you weaker?
>>56651388MoriWatching Mori, Shiori, and BibooI'm struggling to not pass out though, work murdered me today and I hate being outside because it makes me tired from the heat
>>56651388MumeiWatching Shiori
SHIORI NO YOUR REAL VOICE SLIPPED OUT
>>56651388Kaguya LunaWatching Biboo.
I imagine her choking on my dick when she coughs like that.
>>56651477No, we're talking about malls, and now maybe anime Hot Topic culture.
>>56651454Ironic virgins are alright, then?
>>56651396Based and Stickmanpilled
>>56651388FaunaWatching Shiori.
>>56651348Why say this and then immediately flip back to gfe, it's just so bizarre.
>>56651388GuraWatching Shiori
ROCK WILL PLAY DOOMBASED BASED
>>56651388PolkaWatching Shiori and drafting college emails
Lamy is a cruel boss
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Is she okay?
>your oshi>a random fact about her
>>56651541>women>logic
>>56651388ShioriTrying to decipher what the fuck she's been saying the last hour
>>56651388Amewatching Shiori
>>56651388KiaraListening to Shiori
>>56651388InaWatching Boober while I play Phasmophobia.
>Your Oshi>Did you try the Grimace Shake?
>actually coughwow i thought it was all an act
So the Nyakuza are meant to represent her actual RL cats, right?
>>56651552Based if true
>>56651358I mean besides the veganism yeah i align more with Faunas sense of humor than whatever weird story about toilet licking or whatever shiori talks about
>>56651606Yes
>>56651577FUWAMOCOTheir dog breed is "demon dog"
>>56651388RisuLast minute grinding Destiny 2 and watching Biboo
SanaWatching Shiori
>>56651388KroniiReading Blue Exorcist
>>56651388Reine(Not) Working
>>56651281Talking a lot is the only similarity and even in that is very different
>>56651577Inashe is not a tako
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSUQognnF0g&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSUQognnF0g&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSUQognnF0g&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSUQognnF0g&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-ENcuuuuuuuttteeeeeee
>>56651388Faunawatching Shiori
>>56651454I'm gonna just keep stacking money, and then spending it all on my dog, family, and oshi, and there's literally nothing you can do about it
>>56651388MoriWatching Mori, contemplating on grinding out gachikoi ranks
>>56651388KsonWatching Shiori
Biboo is seeing dicks on ducks!
>>56651606She also refers to her extended family as the Nyakuza
>>56651597AquaYes. It was whatever.
>>56651577InaTakodachis are formed in the void, but they're summoned through detached tentacles. It's why Ina's membership icons start from the book, which summons tentacles, which then get detached into takos.
>>56651577MoriHer fashion sense is... interesting
>>56651281her only meaningful EN comparison is with Ame
>>56651577Kronii.She is actually really cute.
GURA TWEEThttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1693821543472894025https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1693821543472894025https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1693821543472894025
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oSUQognnF0ghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oSUQognnF0ghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oSUQognnF0g
>>56651606Her family is also called the Nyakuza. The Nyakuza took her on a vacation. But her mascots are also nyakuza who are based off her real life cats
>>566513482 more weeks!
>>56651662cuuuuuuuuuuuuute shark
>>56651388ShioriPampering my ill wife
>>56651577>Mori>She's part Polish
>>56651577MatsuriShe isn't completely flat
Scripted Gura cute
>>56651644How is it?I stopped reading it.. ten(?) years ago and was thinking about picking it back up to finish it
>>56651358not even a threadreader
>>56651677based
Any holocure fags watching bijou or whoeverWhats the best coin farm method if I'm NOT decked out in max upgradesI have all characters, about half of each upgrade filled out, and all weapons unlocked with pretty much no gachi ranks
>>56651577MoriShe has a mole on the opposite breast than Ame
https://youtu.be/BcO9bZavHRgMan, this is still catchy.
I will take Shiori camping.
is Gura's the last short? is there a playlist of all the shorts?
...that's not how you sing it shiori
>>56651662UOOOHHH SO TINY YET SMUG
>>56651577InaYou can see AO-chan's real body in Ina's original design.
Shiori is not the "new ___" she's an unprecedented weirdo with the gift of gab. No holoEN was like this.
>>56651602you can fake coughs too...
>>56651577GuraShe's not strong enough to pulverize Oreos...
>>56651577InaShe wears sundresses a lot
that was a flawless yogi bear impression
>>56651746I actually just started it I'm on chapter 5
>>56651755Halu
>>56651039whenever she does her fortune telling people remember she is a thing
SHE DID IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed8xFqDOm74https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed8xFqDOm74https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed8xFqDOm74
>>56651719CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56651773I feel like the beat is 10/10 but the actual lyrics are mid, feels like it was written by someone who doesn't speak english
[Mori News]Gura is not better at math than her
>>56651662cute but it puts in perspective how going on a date with Gura would be very difficult
>>56651755Risu, skull stamp, no weapons
>>56651755reine with the gold skull
>>56651662UOH
>>56651755Fishing, honestly
i want to give shiorin my honey
UUUOOOOHHH GURA'S NEW SHORTT u TNo one can even come close to her
>>56651577ShiorinShe didn't know toasters popped up so she shoved a knife into a toaster once.
>>56651577MoriGura is not better at math than her, she's not, just watch she'll show you.
>>56651787Risu has the gift of yeb
>Gura - Retarded daughter>Mori - Drunk Aunt you ignore>Ina - Introvert cousin>Kiara - Extrovert Rich cat Aunt>Ame - Introvert Hot cousin>Bae - Middle sibling you always ignore>Mumei - airhead sister you care for>Fauna - Elder sister>Kronii - Second elder sister you ignore>Shiori - goth nerdy sibling>fwmc - the twin cute nieces who you would always invite>bijou - the other airhead retarded sister>nerissa - your wife
>>56651819Really? Cuuuuute
ANOUNCEMENT ANOUNCEMENTHolotori has hit 500khttps://youtu.be/BcO9bZavHRghttps://youtu.be/BcO9bZavHRghttps://youtu.be/BcO9bZavHRg
shiori is not conductive to listen to with 2 other streams open
>>56651755still irys
>>56651577PolkaShe wanted to bind books for a living because books and doujins are her passion
>>56651787In general I like how Advent is bringing some new niches to EN. Variety is nice.
>>56651388Faunawatching biboo
That cat? Me.
>>56651719i really wish they would fix their arms in the spots that they look bad
>You want my honey, sugar?>Uh, no?>Aw, shucks!I wish you could still have these sorts of exchanges. Feminism was a mistake.
>>56651877You - unloved
>your advent oshi>your previous oshi
>>56651835>Mooms is better than Bae at Yoga
>>56651577KiaraShe used to play dnd with her family but no longer remembers jack shit about ttrpgs
>>56651891why is polka so cool
>>56651597MoriYeah, it was a vanilla shake with I think a bit of blueberry flavoring? Likely what Grimace last ate before they milked him.
>>56651787dark ame
>>56650648She helped her Nerissa out. How is that Kiara's fault in any way you dumb bitch?
[Important Question] Which do you like more? Pizza or Fuwamoco?
>>56651957Bae seems to bekinda inflexible and has bad balance lmfao
>>56651931Drat boys, we'll gettem' next time!
>It's been 17 hours
>>56651874About that...
>Gura - Retarded daughter>Mori - Retarded Drunk Aunt you ignore>Ina - Retarded Introvert cousin>Kiara - Retarded Extrovert Rich cat Aunt>Ame - Retarded Introvert Hot cousin>Bae - Retarded Middle sibling you always ignore>Mumei - Retarded airhead sister you care for>Fauna - Retarded Elder sister>Kronii - Retarded Second elder sister you ignore>Shiori - Retarded goth nerdy sibling>fwmc - Retarded the twin cute nieces who you would always invite>bijou - the other Retarded airhead retarded sister>nerissa - your Retarded wife
>>56651883ogeybut theres a different thread for this
Mori is smart!
>>56651835Moom better at yoga...
>>56651835Sexual beings
>>56652019&IRyS...
>>56651835HOLY SEX
>>56651577InaHer tentacles are, in her own words, "pool noodles."
>>56652016She did it!
>>56652019i love these retards
>>56651835Okay, I'm convinced. Moom is sexy.
BIBOOOO
>>56651787that's the right attitude about every Holo, but the autism of comparisons and tierlists will never stop
>>56651835We must harness the power of Mumei's anti-gravity hair for the good of all mankind
Lamy said fuck it and threw a bomb at that thing. I guess that's one way to do it.
>>56651956fuwamocoakiramakoto
>>56651662I feel obligated to ask her where her parents are
>>56651755if you have more holocure questions there's a dedicated thread for it
>>56652019>Anon - Retard
>>56651877Sana?
>>56651877oof, imagine being bae right now
>>56651849>>56651851>>56651887How does IRyS compare to the newcomers?
>>56651835SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
We are all currently enjoying Lamy
>>56651835Now I see how Bae broke her back while attempting a bridgeShe seems surprisingly inflexible, maybe genetically
>>56652007Foiled again!
>>56651835why are those silhouettes for yoga drawn with giant milkers ?
>>56651577Ame She would use her brothers computer a lot when growing up and probably read that screwdriver bl vn on his computer.
>>56652111That's me!
This Shiori stream is like a James Joyce novel, but instead of being a college course you fail, it's a cute anime girl with nice tits
>>56651577PolkaShe didn't want to go to her HS graduation ceremony, so she didn't.
>>56652141Unhand her, Dan Backslide!
>>56651835>Mumei can't lift her butt off the groundPudgy wudgy...
>>56652142Mori was the model for the yoga poses
>>56652090UN HILO
>PoptropicaMori is a boomer......
>>56651577SanaShe has both a regular Yatagarasu and a mother Yatagarasu
>your oshi>do you remember Poptropica?
shiori is talking about black again...
>>56651577InaShe's not the original Ina but a copy formed to mimic the original Ina. You can see the real Ina with black hair while she holds the first tako, who is shaped like a baby Ina. The Tako we see in the loading screen transforms into Ina during the transition screen, which is only further solidified by what Ina planned for as a loading screen prior to the jumping tako.
>poptropica dot comMori what is this shit?
>>56652079Are those silhouettes council?First one looks like it has Sana's dango hair, second has fauna's hair + a horn, third has hair vents like Kronii
setting yourself on fire is normal?
>>56651957Well.... Bae did say that when she had the choice, she chose bouldering instead of Yoga. This is most likely her first time doing this Mooms also seems to be a fast learner, she picks up whatever Bae is teaching her pretty well or in this case, does it better
>>56652193Inayeah I played it all the time as a kid
>>56652198not now sapling
>>56651787Considering how many people are talking about Shiori in this tread, she is definitely the "new___" for a lot of people. Because as we saw with Kronii, people that were actually new to Hololive went straight to the split unaware that this place existed.
>>56652090Hey, wait a minute
>>56652268stop samefagging
>>56652124In terms of max coins you can getReine > Risu > IRySIn terms of how much you have to interact with the game while doing itReine > IRyS > RisuOnce you have Risu set up, you can legit afk outside of picking upgrades
HOW THE HELL DOES SHIORI HAS A MILLION STORIES TO SHARE??
>your oshi>catbox of the best advent porn you have seen to this point
Shiori is not very bright!
Wamy
>Shiori used a charcoal lighter to light her candlesShio........
>Holocure crashed because one of the collab items disappeared from the menuNice game.
>>56652238It happens
>>56652238people always talk about how burning flesh (and hair) smells bad but honestly neither smell that bad to me
>Your oshi>Do you have any near death experience?
>>56652193fuwamocoplayed it more than club penguin
I think we need an anon who will keep track of all of Shiori's topic changes, this is tough
>>56652344make sure you back up your save
>>56651835sex
>>56652318she is a woman
>>56652357KroniiFell in a frozen lake
>>56652365Isn't there already an anon who does just that?
>>56652319Inahttps://litter.catbox.moe/u38pjq.webm
>>56652357One time I flew down a hill on a bike, hit a curb, popped up and flew off, and landed without any damage.But the other time I did the same, I skinned my chin off.
>>56651577KiaraShe literally ran away from a hot cosplayer once
>>56652396wtf I love women now
>>56651877>Mori - Drunk Aunt that I have sex with ftfy
>>56652357MoriAlmost got run over by a train
>>56652357MoriI was skateboarding down hill, fell, ate shit, couldn't move my legs and almost got ran over by an Escalade
>Ame got sick a while ago>Shiori is sickDid they meet each other and had sex or something that involve contact with bodily fluids or something?
>>56652416idgi
Risu mention!
>>56652357BijouIm a construction worker, mostly things almost falling on me or me almost falling off places
>>56651835this, is sex
WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS SEE ONE HOMOBEGGER WHENEVER AN ADVENT ASKS QUESTIONS ABOUT SENPAI
>>56652238It feels good
>your oshi>which EN graduation would you secretly be happy for?
>>56652459sorry I misread it
>>56652416well, I guess this counts
>>56651835Bae has back problems...
>>56652319Morihttps://files.catbox.moe/5qgq9o.png
>>56652357MoriSeveral while driving.
>>56652488Because you're looking for it, retard
>>56652493Risu None wtf
>>56652357morigot hit by a car
>>56652442hololive is an abe's psyop to repopulate japan WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>56652493Mori>>56652493's
>>56652508she almost broke her back doing a bridge the other week so i believe it
>>56652493Kys
>>56652458That's the only explanation that makes sense
>>56652416Not Advent but still kinda hot
>Mori finds zombies hot
>>56652493GuraYours
>>56652316Is there something specific needed for Reine? I get way more with Risu and IRyS
>>56652416what in the
>Shiori hates making phone calls for appointments>I hate making phone calls for appointmentsWE ARE
>>56652357PolkaWas sledding down my old long driveway. Icicle almost fell off a telephone wire into my head but I moved out of the way. Weird to think about since I was with my mom I don't know if it would've killed me but seeing that would've fucked her up
>>56652493Would be neat hearing news about some HololiveEN anti being dead. Maybe you dying would be make me happy too.
>>56652493MumeiMumei! From civilization duties
>Hates going to the doctor, making phone calls to the doctorLiterally my ex, what is wrong with women
>>56652357Almost got hit by a car and a truck when I was a kid, as in they stop just as they're about to hit me, thankfully I learned to stop running into the streets without looking left and right.
>>56652592me too
Yeah. Shioriu is HoloPippa.
>>56652522>>56652539Hmm
>>56652416Gabriel-chama...
>>56652544At last I truly see...>open-eyed_ogey.jpg
>>56652592OLLIE PICK UP THE PHONE NOW
>>56652493GuraMumei, she's been studying so hard she deserves to have her day on the stage
Shiorifags go a thread without mentioning Ame: challange impossible
>>56652416Men will never experience orgasms like this
>>56651281How fucking dare you
>>56652493guragura's
>>56652493GuraSelen
>>56651449and yet her voice is even more grating. literally can't listen to her talk in length
Mori can't watch porn alone...
>>56652613>hoomans anti their own oshi
>>56652612This is literally a man thing, kek
>>56652316yet no prove risu nor reine can reach 2 millions or more like irys
>>56652606AUTISTIC
Imagine at the end of this stream she does a 20 question listening comprehension pop quiz on everything she talked about. How well do you do
>Mori prefers watching porn on stream rather than alone
>>56652675Don't worry I'll watch it with her
>>56652602Idol dress + Supa Chatto Time is all you really needSpread out the uses of her special, hit large clusters of mobs
>Mori prefers to watch porn with other people
>>56652357AmeI got shitface drunk once, got on the wrong bus, got lost, started a fight with a group of gypsies and they stabbed me and kicked the shit out of me
>>56652592based mori
Mori....
If your oshi offered you to have sex with one of her genmates, would you take it?
so now we know Kiara has never sent a nude to Mori
FINALLY VICTORY IS AT HAND
My Mori is so pure
>>56652683what's the 2 million build
>>56652716yeah
>>56652493ReineKiara graduating from being a loose woman that sleeps around to being committed to Reine
>>56652675KekIf she's not lying...
>>56651994I shouldn't have had to hear her.
>>56652493guramori
>>56652679What? The only reason I never do it is because I never get sick.I mean I could go to get referred to a specialist for some joint tightness or to get my blood tested, but I don't really NEED to.
>>56652716>sex>offeryeah
>>56652716Yes. If she's not on the table, getting to pick Ina is still a pretty great second choice.
>>56652716probably
>>56652717It's fine, she just showed it to Ina so it wasn't awkward
>>56652493FuwaMocoall of tempiss
>>56652493>Kiara>Haachama, she's been working hard at college
It's overhttps://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1693821543472894025
>>56652678your reading comprehension reps...
Shiori went to a state university.
>>56651281Shiori is likable.
>>56652716I kinda dont wanna fuck either ollie or anya…
>>56652357AmeA couple of weeks ago I almost killed myself with a grinder that caught my hair(I had it quite long in a tail). Before that, I got almost run over by a bus. I got opened up by a bottle once. Fell from a balcony. Had severe alcool poisoning that ended me in the hospital. Was close to falling down a cliff. Oh and a month ago I almost killed myself while repairing some electrical wires in our workshop cause I thought that the current was off.
>>56652809It's only the start
Should I set an alarm for a 7 AM Baldur's Gate 3 collab that's probably getting delayed anyways?
>>56652675Something told me Mori was asexual and it may actually be true
>school like harvard seemed inefficientoh no, ivy league anons..
>>56652488What did he say?
>>56652861Nobody here went to Harvard.
>>56652668Viewship says that more people like to listen to Shiori talk than Kiara.
>>56652861SHIORIvsSHIONHEAVEN OR HELL
Mori, stop moaning
MumeiI'm gay.
>>56652851>SomethingAnon's crystal ball..
>>56652493GuraAlready happened (Omega's)
>>56652493IRySMine
>>56652892Unsolicited
>>56652416The sausage flying is hilarious
>>56652861Eh, Ivy League rots your brains.Caltech and MIT on the other hand...
>>56652828>don't wanna fuck anyawow what a flaming lala homosexual poofa homoerotic monkey obsessed with cock