/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Cock the clock

Imagine finding a woman's peak physical attractiveness to be the age where her ova start dying en masse, preventing you from impregnating her. Wouldn't that be a hilarious twist of fate?

i can't decide which holo has the most sexo model, what do you guys think

>>56626695
Model only without taking her personality into account? Toss up between Lui and Botan.
I might be slightly biased towards middle aged OLs.

>>56626695
Reine is a contender

>>56627664
Tall busty hags are just great period.

>>56626695
Going purely by their model it has to be Choco. Her model is like the personification of sex. When you factor in the whole package (looks/voice/personality) however there are others I find myself more attracted to.

>>56626695
As a pettan aficionado, I'm going to say Ina.

>>56626695
For me it's either Kronii or IRyS

>only 2 poses into a new KK set
>ofuck it's hot
>nut
>there goes motivation
yeah this one's gonna take a while

>>56628525
i know that feel, same thing happened to me today. worse, i already have a drawing backlog a mile long

Accoutrements.

>>56631066
Was just about to post something
Thread almost died too short

>>56626695
Was just about to answer this question both model only and model and everything else
BUT I think there should be this way for both 2D and 3D models since you might like one's 2D but their 3D, not so much or vise versa
I'm thinking so here's a saggy Roboco

ass

>>56626695
Almost, if not outright. every chuuba, obviously, has something sexual to them. I just love Kaela's original outfit. the revealing skin and tightl pressing of breasts. Just so good. Fact I love her voice and monday warrior streams helps my bias alot.

booba

>>56635329
I agree!

Which would you choose?

>>56637263
Kiara for me.

>>56637263
Lui-nee
>>56626695
Noel, Lamy, Fauna or Nerissa. One of those is the hottest.

>>56637263
moom, she's probably wild in the sack

>>56637263
#1 Reine
#2 Lui
#3 Subaru
#4 Kiara
#5 Mumei

shortstacks?

>>56637263
Lui.
>>56638023
Maybe.

Has there been a replacement for Azure Gallery yet? I miss having all my Holoporn in one convenient place.

>>56637263

seggs

>ID thread
Oh no, how could you do this to me?

>>56640774
SEX WITH INDONESIANS

>>56640845
>forcing me to fap to third worlders
But why?

>>56640845
I can't NOT. Look at her!
But not too long. She's mine!
>Capthca: MY D0X
Huh?

I was being facetious, post more IDs.

>>56642790

>>56637339
Same

>>56620433 if youre itt
To answer your question from last time, I did both times. To make things weirder, I was worried for Kronii when I dreamed of her. You can probably now guess the time frame the dream happened. As for Aki, just watched back then clips of her collabing with Aruran (shut up catalog).

Another chuuba dream was with Bae. I dreamt that I was watching her Play Dice MV on my father's old small crt tv which doesnt exist anymore. And then I go out my dad's room which is apparently now mine to greet the singer herself who's apparently my longtime housemate, dressed in a simple big shirt and shorts.

>>56640845
Sex with undead Indos.

>>56644384
Yep still here. And that sounds fun. Then again I hardly have dreams anymore (or remember if you always dream in deep sleep). It's weird because I used to years ago

Then again I've never bothered looking up stuff like "how to dream" so there is that

>>56645797
Tbf, they're all unexpected dreams. Funnily, I've covered one for each major age group: Bae for Zoomers, Kronii for cakes, Aki for hags.

>>56642790

>>56646425
Dang all 3. I'm going to bed soon since I've been tired lately so hopefully something happens then

Since we're on the topic of dreams, anyone have tips for lewd dreams of your oshi?

>>56647608
I'd like some as well. Maybe I'll actually look it up one day or in bed

>>56647608
None really...

Though for Kronii, I was worried for her and as horni as ever so...

>>56648346
>horni
I can manage that much as well as think of but maybe it's only conscious and not subconcsious

>>56648957
It was I think a weird mix of worry and horni that led me to it. Though I'd say its a case by case basis.

https://files.catbox.moe/wpnhej.jpg

>>56647608
>>56647899
I used to lucid dream all the time about whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. Got bored eventually though so I don't really dream anymore.
>First, it won't matter if you don't remember them, so get in the habit throughout the day of "checking" if you're dreaming. Pinch yourself, look at your hands/mirror, do whatever you can't in a dream.
>When you do remember them, write them down as soon as possible, it helps you remember them long term, otherwise you can forget within hours or even minutes.
>Second, think lewd thoughts about your oshi at random times throughout the day when you can afford to. Don't do it when it's dangerous for you to do so though, like work or driving, or in public where people would see your stiffy.
>I'd recommend just making a very basic pattern, start with a situation (In the library, sexy teacher fantasy, sex in public, etc.), next a specific sex act (Paizuri, blowjob, thighjob, etc.) and finally a position (Doggy style, under desk, mating press, full nelson, etc) if you want.
>It doesn't actually have to be sex if you don't want or you start getting bored of the kinds of stuff you regularly think of, it can just be imagining a sexy situation that could leave to sex, your oshi teasing you, dressed in a certain way (pic related), etc.
>Ideally close your eyes when you do this, it'll pretty much just look like you're peacefully resting your eyes and let you imagine things more vividly.
>Third, when you go to sleep think A LOT of these thoughts. Try not to get your heart rate up since that's going to fuck with your sleep though. Try going to bed earlier and relax more since you want your REM sleep to not get interrupted at all, happen as soon as possible, and last as long as possible.
>Again, I'll repeat it since it's so important, don't get excited about it like it's going to happen every time you go to sleep. That's going to make worsen your sleep.
>Finally, sleep facedown to apply pressure to your dick if it starts getting hard, that'll near guarantee a lewd dream going on once it starts. You can also stick a pillow between your legs kind of, pretty much anything to apply a light but not uncomfortable pressure.
If you're a lucid dreamer like me you really only need that first step, though I don't know why you'd need to ask me for tips if you were in the first place. Maybe print off some of your favorite lewd pictures of your oshi (and others if you want that but don't do too many) to look at and hang them near your bed or something to kind of get it in your psyche naturally as well, that probably won't go well unless you live alone though.
Good luck.

>>56653314
See, I kept going back and editing this to make sure I got everything for you anons and I still fucked it up.
Make sure you stay calm DURING the dream as well as falling asleep. When I was a kid learning to lucid dream, I realized I could actually change my nightmares to good dreams if I stayed calm and simply instructed myself to have something else happen. If my heartrate was up though, it would worsen my control and often time wake me up as well, which I later learned applied to lewd dreams as well. If your heart rate gets too high while you're enjoying your oshi, you have a good chance of waking up with blue balls at your favorite part. Just stay calm and chill yourself out and you'll enjoy it for longer.

>>56627751
>be teenage me
>love my boobies round and floating like balloons
>be ojiisan me
>get uncontrollably hard at the sight of droopy saggy breasts instead
Hagbros....

>>56658020
Same, to be desu. Hag saggers are the best and let no one tell you otherwise.

>>56624559
>tfw you will never get taken advantage of by Aki when she's drunk and horny
Why even live ?

>>56661219
Belongs on my face

uwaaa seggs

>all this flatness posted so far
Tits too small

>>56662794
Fine, have some fat clock titties

https://litter.catbox.moe/sox9kv.mp4

>>56658020
The only big breasts that don't sag are pumped full of silicone. I started favoring saggy boobs once I was mature enough to understand this fact.

>>56664997
I actually am more of a medium-premium guy but not too opposed to any size.

>>56637263
Are they all considered hag?

>>56637263

>>56642790

Please post pregnant girls

Also which holo do you want to consensually impregnate and have pregnant sex with?

>>56624559
Oh one of my oshis many hag wifes

>>56631122
>>56631066
>>56627811
>>56637822
>>56647899
>>56656744
>>56657255
holy built

>>56625087
>>56628450
>>56640848
>>56662998
Just a reminder that she hates and is disgusted by you thinking about her sexually.

>>56673223
The most bimbo outfit for this bimbo. May have been the reason I can finally look at Nene sexually.

>>56673467
One way to put down competition lol

>>56673642
Yeah, it's way too sexy!!

Mococo has ASS

>>56673721
Aside from those two, who's the most bimbo in Holo?

>>56673721
I need the Condom Box usage experience with Nene and Meru Meru so bad!!!

>>56673980
>Mococo
but where's Fuwawa?

>>56643375
Why the fuck was I warned for this?

>>56676733
mods might have some reason for it. But I can't see that it's more risqué then most of the posts /here/

>>56675543
Few threads ago, I ended up sparking a greentext fic.

>>56677156
Few threads ago, I ended up writing a greentext fic.

>>56677379
for >>56675543

>>56677156
Looks like it's all the ones with camel toe

>>56677524
Most be new, as the previews threads and many before that hade no problems with it.
>>56379933

>>56679509
Like this hot Kiara they drew too

...

SorAZ sex

Moo.

>>56683772
Looked up the picture and found they did this incredibly thicc lion hag one that definitely did it's job
They also got higher res ones on Kemono
https://www.iwara.tv/video/k2x8zskwghkxvg8a/mmdch4nge-military-botan

>>56687004
You have no idea what this titty kitty does to me.

Pits

>>56686446
Choker on Sora-nee...uwo

>>56673010
That's hot, I want her to spit on me

>>56674262
>>56674345
Fuck I need more chuubas doing lewd gestures
The drooling tongue's the best part

I want Zoombie butt.

>>56692525
Same

>>56692708
Bless you brother!

>>56693345
Welcome. Must coom in the zoombie

>>56653314
>>56654158
Oh wow. Wasn't actually expecting concise advice but serisously, thanks for the tips
So would you say that when starting simply, would you want to start with just imagining the same thing over and over or can there be a degree of variation?
I also imagine you probably wouldn't want to fap (to completion or not) prior to sleeping too, right? Or does how horny/backed up you are not effect anything?
It's funny because when I was younger I could lucid dream after realizing I was in a dream but if I ever got "too concious" I'd wake up
But now I can more vividly audibly imagine things when I'm right about to fall asleep. Like perfectly in between concious and unconscious but that's surprised me a few time and "woke" me up a little
It was odd because I could somewhat kinda control if for a second or two seems like whenever I put too much conscious effort into it I wake so I'd probably have to work on that though I imagine that it'll probably be a bit before I mage anything with some kind of consistency, not that something like that would stop me or anything

>>56666459
I dunno about mooms but the other 4 yes. Correction if Kiara isn't a hag as I think she is.

>>56693668
Ollie's ass is her best feature!

>>56694289
>So would you say that when starting simply, would you want to start with just imagining the same thing over and over or can there be a degree of variation?
Doesn't matter. When you're dreaming your brain is just doing random shit, thinking random things, as well as going over what you did or thought recently, then trying to stitch it all together in a way that makes sense to you. If you have a lewd dream of your oshi but you drove past a cow that day, even if you really didn't think about it, she might be in a cow print bikini in your dream. If you think of just general lewd situations with your oshi regularly, it'll randomly wander to those thoughts during your dream more flexibly while if you think of one thing specifically it's more likely it'll go to that one, but it's not guaranteed. Either way you'll get a lewd dream. It's kind of like the "power of suggestion", which is why I recommended lewd pictures of your oshi around your bed to better remind you of such things without you directly thinking of them yourself, just the imagery will start to affect your dreams without you having to consciously think about the contents. If you think of just one thing it won't make it happen sooner, it'll just make it more likely that specific thing is your lewd dream when it does.
The real key for quicker results is consistency in how often you think lewd thoughts.
>you probably wouldn't want to fap (to completion or not) prior to sleeping too, right?
Correct. The hornier you get the more likely your brain will have horny dreams. If you switch to never letting yourself cum when fapping and just eternally edge yourself, that should help but might be too extreme for some anons. If you jacked off but didn't cum probably about 30 minutes to an hour before going to sleep that should help you a lot more as well, but again don't do it too near to when you fall asleep or it'll fuck with how well you sleep and defeat the point.
>if I ever got "too concious" I'd wake up
>I could somewhat kinda control if for a second or two seems like whenever I put too much conscious effort into it I wake
You begin to engage parts of your brain that shouldn't have much activity the more you exert control over your dreams, which can wake you up sooner. The ideal form I found was to kind of "gather" everything you'll want for the dream, such as people or objects, all at once and in one spot and then try to distract yourself, allow yourself to forget again, or just think about it as little as possible otherwise you risk waking up. If you can lucid dream the only tips you really need is that first thing about remembering them, that thing I said about exerting as little control as possible while still getting all the results you want, and learning to calm yourself almost stone cold so you don't get your heart rate too high and wake up, which is easier said than done with this specific dream topic. Lewd dreams are akin to nightmares in that regard.

>>56637263

Subaru just for that face

>>56696116
Thanks for clearing all that up and taking the time to write all of that. I already like reading long post about topics I'm interested about so when it comes to those I'll read everything I can so don't feel like you're typing too much
I always seemed to theorize about how this stuff would work since I never bothered to research it but you seem to understand a lot about this. Was it just through experience and then looking some stuff up or vise versa? I imagine it was probably the former since that's more or less my experience
I do tend to think of lewd thoughts throughout the day but only for about a few seconds nor do I try to so it'll be easy to turn that into a habit Though I am use to just fapping if it gets to that point but it's not like I need to so edging/abstaining is pretty doable for me too. I used to draw when I was younger and a little while ago. I've also written a a few fics and mostly green text (like the one's below). Never did it on my own though, just only when a good enough prompt I was into popped up so my visual imagination is pretty good too
All of this makes sense and pretty much falls in line with how I could expect it work on a general but it's good to get specifics from someone who's actually done it. Although since it's a topic that never comes up, it's not like I ever tried to talk to someone about or anyone about it to me


>>56673721
>>56675543
Here's that bimbos taking turns on you Nene Mel greentext
>>55466350

Here's a list of all the past greentext I had something to do with before anyone asks

Here's the public beach sex Matsuri greentext which was my last one
>>55586987 >>55587065

Here's a compiling of mine (even numbers) and that other anon's (odd numbers) mindbroken sex pet Anya greentext
>>54213196

This one's more of a list of sex acts and kinks based off the type of "pets" the brunettes of Holo would be
>>55104743
But I was thinking of doing something like that or something more fic-like with these with a "HoloID auction" sort of angle but that thread died a while ago so if anyone is interested it'll probably do it
>>56011910 >>56011993 >>56013121 >>56013933 >>56024329 >>56036695

>>56637263
whichever one's the biggest dom

Pirate booty

>>56700259
>I'll read everything I can so don't feel like you're typing too much
I don't mind it. I like helping with things I can help with, if someone gets annoyed with me because I gave a detailed explanation I just ignore it. This is a topic I can't really discuss anywhere else obviously, so that also makes it more fun.
>Was it just through experience and then looking some stuff up or vise versa?
First I experienced, then I extrapolated and reasoned things along myself based on those experiences, then occasionally looked things up. What I'd figured from my own experiences never ended up wrong from what I saw though.

Cute pebble

Cute pebble accident

>>56704629
>>56704647
s-sugoi...

>>56704848
Thanks. The first one is from an anon who's allegedly working on a full drawing. The second one is my own edit (I hope he's not mad)

>>56702083
>This is a topic I can't really discuss anywhere else obviously, so that also makes it more fun.
I pretty much feel the same
It's fun having a proper outlet for these types of things without having to specifically look for them. Feels more natural too
Either way I might keep track of my progress with this every once in a while. Maybe every week or other week or whenever I make noticeably progress since this seems like a fun experiment to try

>>56705023
makes sense with with the visible cursor. Almost thought some pro artist made that at first

>>56705247
what cursor?

>>56705300
the little circle to the lower left

>>56704629
>>56704647
>gem pubes
As a bushfag, this pleases me.

>>56666459
Reine and Lui are. Subaru and Kiara rapidly approaching, Mumei still a few years off.

>>56708571
Wait Reine!? Since when? (you don't have to get specific)
This is a good thing for me btw

>>56668438
As anon said so eloquently last thread
>>56539367
>I must save her lesbian womb with my semen

Grandma is taking her afternoon nap.

>>56705605
any oldfags out here remember vajazzling?

Yopi is super underrated in the sexo department

>>56713361
I think the dumpy alien is well noticed when ti comes to ID

>>56713361
When she was getting all the art with tengas I kept on using her with mine.

>>56713683
Honestly I'd wish she'd use one on me
Imagine her whispering in your ear while doing so
An ASMR stream thats subtly a JOI stream would be crazy

Introducing a new HoloEN unit, SHAC!
https://files.catbox.moe/q5p2xe.zip
Included a few alts of some scenes with some small bits of dialogue for fun. Feel free to keep the version you prefer and delete the ones you don't.

>>56714040
ASMR where the trigger is her fingering a tenga is my secret desire.

>>56713361
>super underrated
she has a lot more lewds than anya

>>56714353
You are unspeakably based for doing this

>>56714040
Same. Whisper me hot and bothersome things while vibing me with her favorite toy...

>>56714353
San my beloved!!!!
So fucking based. Thank you so much for this anon. I missed the space boy
I'm so glad I asked that anon to make a better San card

>>56713361
Her and Risu are definitely underrated.

>>56721461
Always the bath with these two

>>56714353
Truly based! /ss/ where they're big enough to actually impress the girls is pretty much my thing and San pretty much fits into both of those
I actually like the dialogue too. It's not cringey or anything just short, simple and the typical type you often see
Hope you keep doing stuff like these at least every once ina while

>>56716635
>>56719474
>>56724278
Glad you all like it
I do have some vague ideas for another set or 2 but I really need to get other shit done so I'm probably actually gonna take a break from this stuff
Doing the dialogue was fun, though, I'll probably try and do that more in the future, I feel it adds just a little extra to an otherwise very face-value format

>>56708571
Actually, Subaru became a hag early last month.

>>56726239
Glad to hear it anon. Good luck on your other work!
Also again thank you for using San. I love his design so seeing him in lewds makes me very happy

>>56658020
Because your sapient brain understands which one is more sexually attractive. It's the natural choice of your reproductive instinct. Older women are the best.

>>56714707
HoloID in general doesn't get enough in my opinion
>Picrel

>>56726239
That's good. Don't worry about taking a break. Just take your time and gl for all that other work you gotta do

>>56730275
Why is ID3 so porn starved compared 1 and 2?

>>56733259
Yopi barely has any more on rule34 than Kaela and she's been around for 2 whole years longer

>>56733767
Kens and EOPs outnumber brown lovers...

>>56734252
Well, you can always think of it this way: you're able to appreciate what the plebeians are too blind and uncultured to see.

>>56734252
also the fact that indonesia doesn't really have a very big internet porn scene because of the societal cancer that is islam. if the internet was uncensored there and porn sites were allowed to develop like they did in the west and japan, there would be so fucking much holoid porn you wouldn't even believe it

>>56734887
I do am technically a brown even though my and my senpai's skin is white. So yeah, I appreaciate SEX WITH INDONESIANS.

Wouldn't mind lubing up her body

>>56740823
I just realized the captcha for that one was
>JAP AV
That's all. What I said still stands

hey did anyone happen to save that asmr aki did for a doujin, it was posted in the archive but the link doesn't work anymore

>>56741981
>asmr aki did for a doujin
She did what?!

>>56739309
Holy turkey milkers...

SEX WITH INDOS!

>>56742282
Right? Even the detail on the lips...
Her swimsuit fanart is really good
There's some or up in the thread plus some greentext about Anya (and a Risu in one too)

>>56742470
I like detailed lips because I like getting blown and taken into her throat dick first. I dunno how exactly I fixated unto that I just...did.

>>56742535
RUN.

>>56743729
Yeah that's what this >>56739309 one is best for
And since she's lying down it'd be optimal to give her an upside down deepthroat. Though you could hide yourself in public with the right shade or a secluded enough area
Or she could taking you somewhere semi-public like the a changing room or those small walled-off showers on the beach if not behind some building if you'd want her to bend her long legs
Either way you could rub oil all over her huge tits and use em however too

>>56745399
Stahp I can only get so erect lol

>>56709053
neither are wrong but dicking Reine feels good, I assume.
https://files.catbox.moe/b0hatd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0guerf.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ojpvkg.png
>Verification not required

>>56745452
>>56746981
Of course basting the turkey feels good and Pochi made sure she'd be perfect for shota cock too
Love the paizuri bikini she gave her too and the breasts on the 3D is just perfect
https://files.catbox.moe/kwbact.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/apwvnj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/e6vt22.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/i57iwo.jpg
>Captcha: BANG V
We'll if you say so...

I'm heading to bed so don't let the thread die

>>56746981
>Menhera TV
Kekekek now that's a good parody.

>>56748010
I want (art) oyakodon. Reine and Pochi using me as a sextoy...a well-fed, well-drunk one.

>>56750047
I'd love to fuck on on top of the other so you get a choice of mouth, ass or(and) pussy and take turns switching as the eat he creampie from each other
Sounds like something I could see Pochi drawing herself and something I could see her dragging Reine into

>>56750676
My self-oc has white hair...hmmm

>>56750676
Forgot the catbox...
https://files.catbox.moe/kwbact.jpg
I really need to tifuck those giant lesbian turkey tits

>>56748010
>>56751059
>https://files.catbox.moe/kwbact.jpg