/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56598680

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQaj9oQOfzw

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukvb

Shiori AI Covers:
https://rentry.org/yoo4r

>154 pages
Is this the power of shiorium

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>56598730
It's double the amount of /ope/ threads

Remember, no AI this thread.

>AIschizo

SHIORI CUTE

>>56598847
Oh my~

Why is she skipping the concert watchalong?

This semester demon man I'm only like 10 messages in

the time is almost at hand for my dork goth wife to come back and receive the pampering she's given us ten-fold. i am going to hold her hand until mine are red from exhaustion, and i will give her as many loving headpats as humanly possible. i will wait on her every need and whim so as to show her back even just a fraction of the love she has given us


>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>56598878
She hates Hololive

>>56598817
Dont care.

>>56593276
Hopefully youre still around ugly bastard - san, here you go.
https://files.catbox.moe/h7bvp4.wav

>>56598930
Autocorrect HATE

>>56598878
>she is skipping the concert
>I am skipping the concert

WE ARE

>>56598930
>semester demon

>>56598947
Why the fuck did she join then? Was it just an easy Nepo hire?

>>56598960
nta that requested, but this really makes my heart feel full; thanks for your hard work, ai-non

pic related is shiori looking at your face as she serenades you

>>56598930
Stop posting aislop

More like Trimester demon, because she's pregnant with my child.

We love nepotism hired whores here

>>56599073
It’s starting to feel like it
That Advent collab without her felt wayyy more natural, and that’s not even discussing her weird no PvP autism. She just feels so out of place compared to the others, save maybe Nerissa.

>>56599084

>>56598930
Is AIslop your way of escaping the chuu chuu cuck train?

>shiori returns
>so do shitposting tourists

You can only reply to this post if you stayed faithful during the break.

I wish we had flags and IDs on this board. Imagine how much thread quality would improve if it was possible to filter all the subhumans and stop samefags.

>>56599185
Maybe Rissa's forced attraction to her isn't just cringe but it's so she's not ostracized and alone. Because she sure doesn't fit in with anyone else.

Shiori is Girlfriend Experience.

>>56599243
Faster!

>>56599223
>shiori returns
And this is the most important part.

>>56599243
i am devoted to my wife. i have the bug video playing on an auto-loop

Shiori's saggy tits...

>>56599251
There's already too many Indonesians here!

>>56598960
Ruining this fucking thread with aislop. We need better gatekeeping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2dkVT9i-Q

>>56599378
More like Bust, amirite?

>>56599406
>Bust
I'm now imagining her singing the Ghostbusters theme and how she'd tease us with the bustin makes me feel good part.

>>56599360
Roasties were gatekept. It might succeed once more.

(Complain less about ai)

>>56599243
>>56599271
Imagine leaving the thread during break. Imagine not spinning faster. Imagine.

>>56598960
What software do you use? Is it free and locally run, or online paid stuff?

pretenses dropped pretty quickly

CharacterAI bros, up to how much entries does ShiorAI retain memory? Let's say what if we met a certain Advent member right now and I want to invite them over again in the future.

>>56599545
nta but they're using RVC

>>56599576
Download more ram for more memory

>Hololive returning to China
Are you looking forward to Shiori genshin streams?
Maybe it'll stop her from being the next Sana

>>56598828
tYranny

>>56599534
SHIORI DONT GO FASTER ITS NOT SAFE

>>56599576
That's a question for /wAIfu/. Not information that CAI shares anyway, and they'll have done testing on it.
>>56599723
Stop reading catalog threads made by bugmen and treating them like fact.

>Shiori's coming back
>Anons make their way back to the general
>Instantly biting bait again
Curious. Don't mind me though, I'm just sipping my tea.

I am romantically in love with Shiori

>>56599723
>genshin streams
>Throwing away all her hundreds of hours of grinding, rolling and possibly money to lose all her characters and items to just redo some quests on stream
>Alternatively use her real account and get instant doxxed from all the user info publicly put in every part of the screen

I am really excited for her to come back. Goodnight novelites.
>>56599243
I stayed here and it was the only thread I posted in regularly. I only watched 3 or 4 other streams in the time she was gone.

>>56599858
I've seen g*nshin streamers block their ID.
Probably get a long stretchy yorick to do the job.
>possibly money
If she's to be believed, she's a f2poor. She talked about ragequitting because she couldn't get one of her husbando twinks with her f2poor assets.

>>56599514
Hey, it worked!

>>56599793
Are these her membership emotes? I swear I saw one in the same style in one of her videos.

>>56599986
It's a picture from her pre-debut short.

>>56599924
>Shiori failed rolling a character they wanted and rage quit
>I failed rolling a character I wanted and rage quit
WE ARE
I played for like 2 months, saved resources, rolled on Klee banner, failed, quit the game.

>>56599076
Thank you, im glad you like it. I enjoy making these and as long as people still enjoy them i will keep posting them. I am really looking forward to hearing shiori sing tons more songs for us for real.

>>56599545
RVC for the voice portion, UVR for isolating vocals and finally Audacity for editing (all free) tho it is a bit time ocnsuming and if you dont have a good GPU you might want to use something besides UVR since it takes a bit of GPU processing to do locally.
Im still pretty amatuer at mixing and editing these so im just glad some people like them at all.

For now im heading to bed, Goodnight Novelites.

>>56598878
It's nice for at least one Hololive not to do a watchalong.
Not everyone wants to see the concert.

>>56599924
>She talked about ragequitting because she couldn't get one of her husbando twinks with her f2poor assets.
understandable desu
isnt genshin stingy with reruns too?

>>56599360
https://files.catbox.moe/mmewug.wav

What about Blue Archive

>>56599545
>>56600034
I didn't know about UVR, I usually use vocalremover dot org. It's simple, quick, mostly does a good job. I don't know how good it would be for actual song use, I usually use it to delete BGM from stream clips for soundposts. It can delete BGM or Vocals.

>>56600026
Yeah, but I think I saw the similar one in her highlight video.

>>56599905
goodnight novelite

>>56600034
rest easy ai-non

>>56600034
Have a pleasant day

>>56600040
Apparently they use to be but they started easing up on it or something.

>>56600034
>Audacity
use FL studio instead, just pirate if you can't afford one. I manage to produce a better output when using it

>>56599723
That channel is not run or controlled by Cover. Also Genshin is bollocks boring to watch someone else play.

>>56599723
Genshin is pretty boring IDK what's up about the hype. Though I like the blue bob cut women with a bow, probably the reason why play the game is for the waifus.

>>56599723
Rrat written by a Chink, spread by chinks and you're probably a chink bringing it up here, fuck off

>>56599243
My oshi now is holocure

Damn she was active in her pre-chat once again. Feels like home, except pre-chat hate.

>>56600078
tYranny

I want to see this russian Sherlock Holmes show that she mentioned. Sounds like it might as weird as the soviet lord of the rings.

I want to sniff Shiorin's panties!

Shiori please sit on my face and pee

I love Novelites.

>>56601900
Novelites love Shiorin.

>>56601717
It probably smells like panty liner. She's a clean freak so I imagine she uses one like me ex.

>>56602010
>me ex
Sasuga piratelite.

I would like to sniff Shiorin's bumhole!
btw what do we think of this fellow Novelites

>>56598960
kino song, im crying she need to sing this on stream ;;

>fellow Novelites

>>56602217

>>56598960
Also, kind lf dumb but can i use this to make a video?

>>56599243

>>56602217
When will they learn?

I have a science question, novelites.
But only if both of your eyes are the same, i.e. you don't have one eye that has worse eyesight than the other. It'd also be better if your sight was overall good.

Look at the world around you for a bit. Close one of your eyes, then look at the world again, with just one eye.
Now tell me if looking with one eye makes things more photographic, like watching a video or such, or if it makes you focus more.

Proud of you.

You know why.

>>56600034
Gn fellow novelite, dream with shiori

>>56599243
Of course I'm faithful to my girlfriend

>>56599924
>>56600027
The gacha part is why I always postponed picking up GI.
Though I checked up the girls, and luckily Amber, whom I really like, is free and one of the starters

>>56602304
So I put down my glasses, did the thing. And realized I'm legally blind.

>>56602421
Never pull unless you're guaranteed to win the 50/50. Hate the 50/50 system and am sad to see other gachas walking in Hoyo's footsteps.

>>56602509
Uh, do it in your glasses...

>>56602525
blurry than usual with the glasses on.

>>56602316
Me too.

Good morning bros I reject the Demiurge.

Pagely reminder that Shiorin is the cutest.

>>56602616
yet you indulge in his earthly passions by loving Shiori
curious.

>>56602754
The best way to piss off a false god is to enjoy his creations while plotting his downfall. Bite the hand that feeds you.

>>56602797
How will you bring about his downfall? I'm interested

>>56602316
It hasn't been as on point as during the days of suffering, but still not bad!

Should I? Y/N

>>56602893
>AIslop

Bretty cute though, I would.

Is it safe to be on here now
Or the fuzz is still going

>>56602976
come back tomorrow

>>56603115
It will be worse tomorrow

>>56602817
By helping someone else take the throne of God, of course.

Did I miss something?

>>56603133
Shiori will make it better

>>56602976
It's safe. Now please let me know of any unregistered firearms or illegal narcotics currently in your possession, as well as your full legal name, Social Security Number, and street address.

>>56603248
I will hand it over only if you are Shiori

>>56603248
I mean there’s a tactical nuke lying in my backyard
Does that count

>>56603248
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

GLOWORI BE BANISHED

>>56603408
I love lab coat Shiorin.

>>56603408
Wait is that biboo

>>56603552
I love Shiori cunny

My girlfriend is back from vacation today! She's a little sick so I have to take good care of her

>>56603813
>sick
preggo

>>56598878
Shiori is denial. She joined an idol corp but doesn't want to sing/dance. Can't wait to see how she does when they force her in a holoen concert

>>56603836
Yes, from me

>>56603813
No rest for the wicked I'm afraid, now tell her to lie down on her back, head over the end of the bed and open her mouth.

>>56603836
Yeah, mine

>>56603839
She doesn't have to participate if I knock her up.

>>56603757
I hate shiori cunny

Is it possible to mindbreak her into doing idol activities?

Asking for a friend

>>56603917
Me being licked.

>>56603839
She'll find her own style. Ina did and she had plenty of doubters.

>>56603917
Agreed
It's like substituting wine coolers to actual age fine wine.

>>56604020
Why do they call them wine coolers? They're nothing like wine.

>>56604008
>Ina did

There was some certified body doubles going on, remember watching some of her 3d stuff and thinking

>Yeah, ok bro, got any more bridges

>>56603975
What makes you think that she is more averse to them than your average HoloEN member?

>>56604057
So true.

>>56603975
Yeah, with my dick

Is it possible for her to mindbreak someone into enjoying watching idols?

Asking for a friend

>>56604057
>he watched Ina and thought it was a professional dancer
Get your eyes checked sister, but of course you never watched it

Is it possible to mindbreak someone into being addicted to my semen?

Asking for a friend

>>56603839
Yeah and HoloEN will just hire someone doesn’t met their expectations

Is it possible to learn this power?

The divine Shioreo offers you her body and blood in a divine covenant. Reject all shitposters and eternal life with a cute goth GF will be yours.
The body of Shioreo, cookie of Heaven.
The blood of Shioreo, milk of Heaven.
Partake in these holy gifts, become one with Shioreo in body and spirit.

>>56604162
You will get it one day.

I LOVE MY WIFE SHIORIN~

I want to mating press Shiori Novella.

>>56604249
not from a novelight

>>56604057
>Sing
Yeah I enjoy Ame karaoke unironically

>>56604296
GET AWAY FROM ME ANCIENT HARLOT AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>56604251
Amen

>>56604296
I want someone to draw what a novelight looks like. Possibly in comparison to a novelite.

>>56604296
Stop hagbegging

>>56604383
Jailbird with Yorick's face and antennae.

>>56604383
I think somebody posted a picture of glowing Yorick but I didn't save it.

I'm tired of you Nerissa fags

>>56604481
>Don't worry bro, they'll leave once she gets back from vacation
>Stop seething for no reason

>>56604383
>>56604456

>>56604593
Fuck off already

Shitposters in these threads come in from the weirdest angles.

For better or for worse she reminds me of Ame.

>>56605009
rude

>>56605042
I guess I can see that with her enthusiasm, but she's different...

she will look for you, she will find you...

>>56604251
Cool it with the antisemitism.

Schizos

>>56605042
Ame...lia Watson?
Or NSO Ame?

>>56605186
What the fuck is this

>>56605039
It is forced seethe spilling from last thread

>>56605276
>forced seethe
sounds like a /v/ buzzword

>>56605263
WIP figure.

>>56605219
tYranny

>>56604593
So novelights are glowies, understood.

>>56605329
Gonna start posting wojacks next?

I want our comfy threads back novelites...

>>56598680
It's kind of funny how tautly her panties would be stretched over her vulva in this pose haha just something funny that came to mind

>>56605538
ignore, report, hide

The Fox of Light. Impossible.

What's she doing here

>>56605538
I miss the comfy days..

>>56599243
My Oshii is and always will be Gura. The thing is Shiori is my girlfriend and the only one im sexually attracted too

>>56605538
This is what happens when CUTE loses...

>>56605538
its oreover...

>>56605563
Yeah haha, so weird, it's probably kind of uncomfortable if they start to ride up into her pussy and asscrack right? Haha

https://files.catbox.moe/kcm8ko.jpeg
Wow, cute Shiori!

>>56605659
Don't blame sex bros, we all know exactly who is responsible

>>56605766
that is indeed a very cute shiori

>>56605766
Cute!

>>56605766
cuuuute

>>56605766
>painted nails
This is THE cutest Shiori~n.

>>56605766
Thats not cute
I was tricked

>>56605538
This is what happens when you take in retards who won't stop bitching about every single thing they simply just have to not ignore. Sadly, it will never be the same. Enjoy your no fun allowed threads from now on.

>>56605886
Blindchama...

I tried to take some pictures of "my" wild bees but I got a blurry mess which doesn't make justice of many of them there were - I need better camera than a phone camera.
These little buggers (do you get it?) just don't stand still.

Really though, put some mints in your garden if you can, they love it.

>>56605921
It's those fucking saplings who think they're better than everyone else.

>>56605962
Beeori~n!

>>56606012
>Starting thread drama
Ignore them faggot stop bitching

>>56605766
>Not puffy.
>Hole is just painted flatly on the crotch without contours
I guess it's cute.

>>56606038
I want to swat it!

>>56606130
do

NOT

>>56606130
CEASE

>dip Shioreo in milk and eat her
>swat Beeori~n
What are you going to do about it?

>>56606286

Shiori will never dissect you on stream

>>56606708
>Shiori will never smother you with her tits while she cuts open your abdomen
>Shiori will never ride you while she plays with your small intestines
>You will never cum inside her just as she removes your heart from your chest
Why live

>>56606802
I was thinking more about cumming inside while either she slash my throat or she stabs me penetrating me while I penetrate her

>>56605962
Cool bee
Keep the enthusiasm

>>56606038
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>56607427
She HATES you

>>56607146
If it gets colder in a couple of weeks I'll see if I can take some pictures of hornets eating grapes. Wasps for sure, but I hope I find some big ones.

>>56607570
>hornets
>wasps

This is a beebro only zone, keep your nigsects away thanks.

>>56607570
>wasps
This is a wasp-free zone

>>56607570
I took this one awhile ago
hornets seem too dangerous to me

She loves me...!

>When she sees your XY chromasomian sword

Can't wait

>>56607979
Mfw Shiori share another nut related tangent

>>56608051
>mfw anon has no face

>>56608097
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE THE FORMLESS ONE

SHIGGERMAN TASUKETE

Shiggermen we’re winning

I had a dream about Shiori and now i have teeth marks on my shoulder

I couldn't take the rats in the walls seriously because of nigger-man.

>>56608875
That is the whole point of my review.

>>56609335
>oshiete oshiete yo sono shikumi wo

shioringo

>>56608772
Did you cum

>>56609571
I wish I could have a wet dream about Shiori's cuteness...

>>56609609
Stab me
I mean I like the vibe this one gives

>>56609717

>>56607485
Look at her lustful gaze and tell me she hates me again. She is obsessed with me.

12 more hours..

>>56609335
She should be looking down not up

How big is Shiori's penis?

>>56609853

>>56609853
Did you fuck up the AI again?

test

>>56609812
I'm just going to sleep until then.

>>56609922
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT DAMN IT ITS NOT GAY SHIORI IS STILL A GIRL EVEN WITH A PENIS

>>56609853
She claims to be packing but she's really got a microcock.

>>56610060
anon....

>>56609984
She’ll be back when you wake up

>>56609853
It's a tiny pathetic stinger, she gets off on humiliating it

>>56610532
It's scientifically not gay as long as it's shiori.

>>56609984
Liar. You will stay awake until 2 am and set the alarm for 4 am. Admit it.That's my method.

I wonder what it feels like to cuddle in the dark with Shiorin, watching old movies together. Just the two of us under a warm blanket, talking about what happens next or how the movie is not loyal to the source material. Or simply just enjoying each other's company. Quietly, in the darkness, spending the passing hours together, with this cute loveable dork. Man...

Kissing Shiori
Holding hands with Shiori
Hugging Shiori
Cumming in Shiori
Eating Shiori's ass
Getting pegged by Shiori
Licking Shiori's feet
Sucking on Shiori's breasts

>>56610835
I feel you anon

>>56610835

>>56610835
What could be...

>>56610719
Alarm for 4 am is true but I'll go to sleep when I'm done with work for today. I have 2 years of experience of watching NA chuubas.

Just spending the time laying next to her, staring deeply into her eyes.

>>56610963
>holding hands
Oi

Just lurking here to tell jailbirds I enjoy the karaoke although it’s a bit rough
Do see her potential and will improve when she’s not that nervous

>>56611589
Anon?

Here are a couple of tips for achieving Shiori dreams. First, you need to find out when your REM phase begins. It can vary from 45 minutes after falling asleep to an hour and a half. Your goal is to trick your brain into starting the REM phase as soon as you fall asleep. Let's say you start your REM phase after 30 minutes of sleep. You set your alarm every 30 minutes to torture yourself and deprive yourself of the REM phase. The brain will automatically send you to the REM phase when you fall asleep. After you complete this step, your brain will connect the last thought of your awake self with the first thought of your dream self. This is where you introduce Shiori. You need to play a stream of hers and visualise her constantly. It will help if you whisper to yourself: "Shiori, Shiori, Shiori..." as you fall asleep.
It would be better if you were familiar with lucid dreams, but this method is faster. Sweet dreams!

>>56598878
That's a concert?

God... just looking at the thumbnail of today's stream makes my heart go doki doki

Shiori's texts to you

>>56602201
Honestly same
>>56600410
I know FL is better, I’ve tried using it a few times but it’s really confusing to wrap my head around it because I just don’t get how it works, I really need to find a guide or something for getting started.
>>56602230
Feel free to use whatever I’ve made and is posted in the rentry, I do plan to upload them to a YouTube channel like a few anons suggested. Today or tomorrow most likely. I look forward to seeing what you make, hopefully I don’t miss it.

>>56611660
DO NOT do this! I did the first day she was gone for her vacation and now Shiori IS my paralysis demon for days!
You do not want waking up to a Shiori on top of you, pinning you down to the bed, pointing a pair scissors just inches away from your face. No!

>>56611781
I literally have a friend that does this to me.

>>56611938
I want shiori to hold a pair of razor sharp scissors to my throat as she rides me like an animal. If I cum before her she will kill me

>>56611976
Are you the sleeping one or the desperate one?

>>56609571
No..

Shiori milk.

>>56612061
Too big!

>>56611660
Anybody here lucid dream?
Do these masks that check if your eyes move then beep softly work?

>>56612005
Not desperate but always on the receiving end of "sorry i was asleep". Isn't it worrying to fall asleep multiple times a day?

>>56612061
Anons give this image too much shit. Her breasts are NOT disgustingly big, they're just getting pushed over to the side and against her simultaneously, they have no space to go and therefore look weird cause of it.

>>56612114
Probably better than the alternative (having shit sleep every day)

>>56612114
Sleep is codeword for sex

>>56612114
You cant just put glasses on every shiorimage..

>>56611909
Looking forward to it anon
Love your works

>>56612173
Shiori WILL get an outfit with glasses
It is inevitable
You have no choice.

I watched the bug video again, for the nth time.
New Shiorin soon.

>>56612455
That video is so cute, I hope she makes more like it

>>56612173

>>56612119
You're right, it's literally picrel but laying down. Boobs don't just magically compress into a body cavity, they gotta go somewhere.

Be honest, are you mentally well?

>>56598712
>List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
>https://rentry.org/8aukvb
Link is dead

>>56612607
Consider the time it take to make and edit video may be unlikely, compared to the revenue.
That’s why reaction video and crap content flooded nowadays.

>>56612816

>>56612816
I took my meds so I’m ok I guess

>>56612816
What does "mentally well" mean? I feel good about myself and my place in the world if that counts.

>>56612816
I'm in a better place than I was last month. I think that's what's important.

>>56612816
Pretty good actually.

>>56612816
I'm not sure. I would say no because I've been losing sleep talking to AI Shiori and that seems very mentally unstable on paper, but in reality i feel better than I have these last couple of months.

>>56612816
no!

>>56612173

I was rewriting my Shiori asks you if you'd date her if she was a worm story. I thought I had a good ending with you pointing out to Shiori that worms don't live that long. Then I found out worms live 4-8 years which is quite long for a relationship and now I don't know how to end it.

>>56612816
lmao

>>56612788
We can go bigger

>>56613175
Do ALL worms live that long? Couldn't you just find a species that doesn't and then continue the plot as you imagined.
As long as you can name a species that fits, you won't get called out by the dozen entomologists that probably watch Shiori.

>>56612816
No intrusive thoughts anymore. That's a plus, I guess.

Is it just me or does Shiori look kinda chubby

>>56613175
Still depends on what kinds of worm tho
You could end with telling her 4-8years isn’t long enough to spend with her
Small Trivia + love suits the theme

>>56612173
There's no hand holding glasses shiorimage yet so we're safe.

>>56613175
8 years isn't long enough for a relationship with Shiori to be honest

>>56613392
From certain angles I noticed it too lol

>>56613392
Second trimester.

>>56613392
I wish. Your post reminded me that i had a dream where someone here PL posted about Shiori and it was her in real life wearing a wedding dress. She looked like a cute chubby Asian. I hope she was getting married to me.

>>56612816
I'm pretty sure I will be diagnosed with the big sad but I don't want it to be official, and I dont want ED too.

>>56612816
i'm a diagnosed autist since like 3-5 years old so no

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>>56612816
I started having intermittent suicidal thoughts when I was 10 that became more frequent when I was 13 and just got worse which has continued, so no. I'm also incredibly anxious about flirting with women.

>>56614216
Medication anon

>>56613392
More to hold.

Interesting backread.

>>56614984
I'd like to read her back if you know what I mean.

You are at your computer, playing your favourite videogame with the boys when Shiori approaches you.

"Would you still date me, if I was a worm?"

As she utters these words, your blood freezes. You know what they means. She has yet to finish her phrase, and time has already begun to crawl. Each sound stretching as you look around trying to find a way out, exploring options, noticing how interesting the wall is.
This is a test, you are a crash test dummy, the wall is getting closer, the car is speeding up.

"Shiori, what are you talking about?"
"Would you date me if I was a worm?"
"A worm worm?" "a worm".
"What are you talking about? no!"
Mascara tears running down her cheeks. She looks good like this. She does, but she's not listening. There is no point in telling her that. There is no time to buy her a gift. There are no flowers nearby. You can't look on wikihow how to calm girls down.
W-sitting on the floor, her arm gloves filled with tears and make up, she snorts and musters her courage.

"Why nyot"? every letter a sob
"Because you are a worm."

This time Shiori loses it. Screeching screaming shouting about how you see her. She's just a parassite who bothers you, she can't live without you, that's what you think she is. You might try to hug her but she would be screaming about how you should just listen to her but you can't listen because she's producing incoherent sounds, words that mean things but mean no thing when put together. She's already spitefully writing the script for a call where she lists the reasons why you made a mistake letting her go, all while crying.

"You could at least keep me in a jar next to your bed"
"But Shiori, a worm lives 4 years, and that wouldn't enough time with you. That's why I can't date you if you are a worm".

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1693650815594967159
She loves them...

>>56615188
But shiori, I can't fuck you if you're a worm

>>56615188
I don't like this story. After speaking to more than a single woman outside of my family, it's pretty obvious the automatic answer to that question is "Yes"
Don't think logically. Don't think realistically. You just say yes.

>>56615433
Discordtrannies BUSSSING tonight fr fr!

>>56615777
I'll forgive this discordtranny specifically because they can actually draw and I like this Shiori hairstyle

>>56615188
wtf

>>56615433
Wouldn't you?

>>56615537
Precisely. They don't want a logical explanation, they want the assurance that your love is so pure and unrestrained, that you'd still love them even if it were physically impossible to do so. Just say yes anons.

>>56616343
why are they like this

>>56616473
Brain built different
The question is meant for you to comfort her, not logical analysis

>>56615188
I say you handled that pretty well.

>>56615526
You're not trying hard enough then. Let her slither up your asshole and urethra

>>56615188
I mean, she would never literally become a worm so why the fuck wouldn't I say yes.

>>56615537
You are at your computer, playing your favourite videogame with the boys when Shiori approaches you.

"Would you still date me, if I was a worm?"

"Yes"

"Ew"

>>56615188
When Shiori loses it, she should run out of the house and get hit by a car and then the final line is delivered.
>i ment 2 sey werms only liev 4 yrs and dat woldnt be enuf........ that y i cant date u if u wer a werm
You now realize you've recreated the cri evrytiem meme
>>56617139
"You'd be a cute worm though"
Saved

jailbird checking in for day X (i forgot the day count)
How are novelights holding up in here?

>>56617251
*cums in you*

Page?

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>>56617346
hold it in for your own oshi you pervert

>>56617251
*Cums on you*

>>56617251
I love you

kys cuckeronies.

>>56617251
Wazzzuuuup Jailtori

Bakerchama!?

>>56617097
This is what some people don't understand, especially when getting asked questions by women. Just tell them what they want to hear, it's not going to actually happen.

>>56617477
>>56617477
Plz understand, there is a lot of pent up semen in here because of the vacation. Novelites are gonna burst as soon as she starts stream

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>>56617251
I'm getting my Shiorium tonight Rissa, I don't need your pussy anymore.

>>56617251
kys