/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Jong.

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma. But I will not play jong with her.

What the fuck is the Wh black tile?

I love my little sister very much !

>Pippa is the only white girl in group A

Jong is...

GO PIPPA

Pippa is gaming!

>>56584462
Jong :)

#himesweeping the street because she will be homeless after this

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I hate jongers.
I will always hate jongers.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I hate jongers.

LETS FACKING GOOOOOOO PEEPA

I love Shiina!
Heart of the cards Shiina!

I didn't vote for Shiina. Please kill her Pippa.

I love pippa so much.

>>56584575
wrong she will be rooming with me (she pays her rent with her body)

Chu Chu PON!

RELAX YOU DUMMY

Hime sex

>No jong stickie
Fucking jannies
>>56584538
LETS GO WHITE GURL

>>56584543
for old asian women

This is tense

>>56584424
Reminder that even if you win the raffle you have to pay for shipping.

>6 wait
oof

when you go for pairs you wait on dora you dummy bunny

>>56584677
Hime getting pounded!

You make me so happy, utterly ecstatic, to hear your voice, see your beauty, to observe my wonderful daughterwife perform so well.
Wemi love love lobu love lobu love lobu

luv me Pippa simple as

>>56584764
>You make me so happy, utterly ecstatic, to hear your voice, see your beauty
Stopped reading, but thank you anon.

PIPIPIPIPIPI

>>56584697
Reddit post.

>>56584757
yeah putting on some pounds

Good job Pippa

How crazy would it be if at the end of the tournament fishman comes on and challenges the winner to a one on one for control of the company?

more like poopkin poopa lmao

Holy shit that was close

>>56584864
You don't like white girls?

PIPPA SWEEP

Stop BMing you bitch

That's my fucking wife out there!

HERE SHE COMES
A MEGA IDOL

Holy shit rabbit

>>56584744
APOLOGIZE

Jelly and friends commentating it like a fighting game lol

>>56584732
I've already lost all hope anyway.

The only winners are the girls who dodged this shit

>>56584882
With transparent tiles?

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHITE WOMAN JONG POWER

Jong addict

PIPPA RIPPING IT

>Tenma get pushed to the loser's bracket without getting a chance to do anything

Wemi phased out...

TOTAL PEEPA VICTORY!

stinky

So Shiina and Pippa going to winners and Tenma and Rie going to the Batsu bracket right?

>He didn't vote Pippa #1
Lmao

SHE FUCKING DID IT LETS GOOOO

>>56584882
that would be too kino for Phase

>>56584744
why would you wait on a tile people are less likely to drop ? She didn't need the extra points to win

uh oh guys
Shiina might be having an internal meltdown over losing to Pippa

I have no clue what is happening, I don't think this semen slurping game is for me.
Semen slurpers explain.

>>56584938
phase jong 2 soon

Team A-Cup overpowered.

Pippa is cheating, she's using MUSHROOM

>>56584999
Yes.

CAHM ON PIPPA *bang bang bang*
GET SOME RONS *bang bang bang*

My prediction looking pretty flawless so far

>Shiina and Pippa made it out
>perfectly predicted by my bracket
How do I do it? How am I such a god?

>>56585030
YEAH MINE

>>56584974
The authentic jong experience

>>56585002
>I did

>>56584974
East games were a mistake. Should have been multiple south games for each group. All day tournament.

Bitos? Status?

shiina...

>>56584882
>Fishman walks out
>...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxk9DqdYsJ4

>>56585018
Game's not over yet

>Jelly in group Breast

Based white woman Pippa defeats cringe asian woman Rie at her own game

>>56585113
We're used to getting pounded.

My predictions are holding up so far:
Pippa
Jelly
Shiina

Unless Jelly is out

Hey /mjg/ boys, thanks for bullying my oshi into getting good at your stupid tile game.

I bet against Pippa way back and didn't think she would go this hard and this isn't looking good, but a retard is and always will be a retard, no matter how many lucky tiles she gets.

>>56585113
more like btfos

>>56585149
uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Imagine losing to a cola slurping southerner in Mahjong

>Hime = the bottom
The vtuber really does reflect the fanbase

>>56585149
This is not awawawa!

I forgot to diversify my votes between the brackets. You better get 2nd Pippa.

>Sometimes we can't fix what is already broken
what the fuck, Shiina???

>>56585149
What the fuck I love Jerry now

You faggots told me Pippa was retarded, how can she win at an Asian game against other Asians?

>>56585214
shamefurl dispray!!!

Hime...

>>56585180
Pippa
Tenma
Airi
For me

Oh, hai Pippa
Good job! It's clear how much effort you put in

>>56585233
The difference in their breasts are too great to reconcile. It was a marriage doomed to fail

>>56584890
LMFAO

fishman should've done a march madness style bracket instead of a 1 2 3 prediction.

Why is Airi so fucking toxic in collabs?

>>56585286
>Tenma
Joever

TOTAL PIPPA VICTORY

Get fucked, Kanpainiki.

>>56585214
It's the Boxer Rebellion all over again

>>56585257
this is unironic white supremacy

Tenma...

>>56585257
She's been autistically playing it every night for the past 2 weeks as practice.

Pips over there stimming so hard right now

>>56585257
Her competition was a retard, a white hag and a drunk.

>>56585325
yea

>>56585316
Tits too big

>>56585316
It’s hot

>>56585257
She is retarded, but she has probably played the most Riichi out of all of them.

>hime got evicted
lmao

TOTAL HIME BULLYING

I wish I would've waited until right before the tournament to predict instead of as soon as it went up, the Pippa/Shiina training arcs were real

>>56585316
Because she is a bitch and a boss

>>56585286
I had the exact same bracket

Pippa I can really triforce. You gotta believe me.

Phase Insider here. The secret batsu is a 2 hour JOI ASMR

Pippa make sure you aren’t doing autistic shit like picking at your nails or scratching yourself, and good job on win numba one, just do it like 4 more times :)

>capchka: YAB

so proud of ya Pippa

MY PREDICTION IS COMING TRUE
Go Pippa!

>>56585441
pfft

>>56585136
Playing MD while watching this

>>56585002
>>56585086
MEMETARDS I FUCKING KNEEL

>>56585316
Bullying others is how she relaxes. It's one of the only real joys in her life.

>>56585418
I said shiina second cause i knew she would put in the time but yeah pippa i didn't see coming, i thought she'd phone it in

>>56585367
All of Pippa's opponents were Asian...

>>56585441
I used to be able to but I lost that power...

That sound? Pippa unzipping my pants.

>Stimming in the corner

YOU GOT THIS PIPS

Lumi sweep incoming

Based Pippa White girl summer.

>>56585316
There's a reason why she's a manager at a black company

>>56585536

>>56585149
my wife jelly filled out nicely after her seven pregnancies with my 10 children

Rip turtle kun o7

>>56585509
I had Shiina as third, I thought lemon whore would've tried instead of just not doing shit

Why does Wemi have a toddlers squeaky toy?

Anons the whole thing is rigged for Pippa to win becuase she has the biggest numbers...

>Tenma let us down in divegrass
>Tenma let us down in jong
I BET IT ALL ON YOU

deerotic

>>56585572
because all the previous managers quit?

Tenma needed another 4 drinks to be in prime playing shape.

Shiina wants children

>>56585509
Pippa has definitely put in the time but she also has crazy good luck, so shes dangerous

>>56585567
All tradcaths are larpers just like communist larpers or pagan larpers

>>56585257
Pippa is easily one of the most intelligent person in Phase and ITT

>>56585567
Wrong thread, schizo

>>56585590
Pippa has autism AND luck on her side

>>56585590
and?

>>56585589
She gets frustrated at games sometimes and needs to vent her feelings without destroying her stuff.

>>56585592
We let Tenma down by making her the goalie AGAIN

>>56585592
Tenma HATES jong and physical activities

>>56585586
Ye of little faith. Lumi’s bout to stunt on these hoes.

>>56585590
Her viewers are all there to watch her lose and get mad right after she gets all cocky after looking like she might win. If it was rigged, that's how it will go down.

I believe in my little sister.

>>56585586
Well lemon hasn't played yet so we'll see

she's so cute it hurts

>>56585455
I've picked a nail totally off a few times.

>>56585589
Baby needs to fidget.

>>56585656
She also was constantly stream sniped by majong autists during all her practice streams.

>>56585671
Literally made for jong.

Pippa is the most adorable girl ever

>>56585586
Kek Lumi may have done the least prep of everybody, unless she was grinding in vacation

>>56585508
>americanized
>still considered asian

Iori subtitles please, noto andasutando

>>56585663
wrong

>>56585589
Isn't her entire thing just a toddler LARP?

>>56585589
It's her toy when she's feeling more grown up
Usually she sucks on a pacifier

>>56585455
>H(ave) 2 YAB

>they think Pippa is going to win 2 times in a row
Do you, An-non, really believe it?
Really???

https://youtu.be/2fiWIQXVIAE

Its kinda overwhelming even watching imagine being in there

"Jong responsibly" - Hakushika Iori

>>56585586
>he trusted

SEXO WITH JERRY

what happens if the dealer keeps winning, does the round just repeat forever?

>>56585638
Because she's just as bad as the rest of the company. Don't fall for gook lies

>>56585663
Anon it has been less than 6 hours since she tweeted that normalfags would have saved Kemono Friends.

>>56585742
As the Founders intended

i could just feel all the blank stares during that explanation

Lisa reference. based connect.

I'm going to bully Tenma with this for the next week.

>>56585776
Her kenergy is high, not a doubt in my mind.

>>56585648
Yeah, mine.

She's the sweetest little pipkin, that /vt/ ever knew~

yippee

Time for Lumi to win.

>>56585807
Until someone dies, or if its last round and they're in first over the point threshold, they just win.

>>56585803
https://riichi.wiki/Renchan

>>56585757
>Usually she sucks on a pacifier
I can't tell if this is a joke

>>56585803
When someone goes negative the game ends immediately.

>>56585852
I voted for her coming in #1 so she better

>Gifting her purple gifts
Well I guess it doesn't matter as she would whale anyway.

>>56585829
yeah, mine

>>56585869
wrong reply

IORI JUST USE ROTATIONS INSTEAD OF ROUNDS WHEN TALKING ABOUT IN GAME

EAST/Tonpuusen - 1 round - 4 rotations
South/Hanchan - 2 rounds - 8 rotations

>>56585257
She's clearly a repressed sociopath, easily genius level IQ in her prime.

Are you guys ready for the breast match of jong ever played?

>>56585869
>>56585803
I fucking missed

Team Boobies (feat. Jelly)

>>56585567
Catholicism is brown.
Brown majority.
Brown pope.
Brown religion.

GO JERRY GO

No bully the Jelly :(

CAM ON JERRY
SCORE SUM FACKING JONGS

>>56585948
Jelly and the Jigglers

>>56585935
that was purposeful no smug panko for (You)

>>56584867
That body is delicious

>>56585950
Go Jerry!
Be the awawawinner!

WTF AIRI IS JEWISH

>Elizabeth

Jelly cosplaying as Pippa right now

>>56585658
>larpers
This aint a game nigga this is real life. This is the standard for Catholics, there is no larp.

Jerry and the titty monsters

>Lumi made it to round 2 knowing nothing about Jong
Based

>>56586057
Built for my cock

Instead of even trying to pay attention to the loser bracket game she's just playing with a fidget toy while doing this fucking face, like a cat with a toy

>>56585949
mediterraneans shall inherit the earth

>lumi spamming emotes with a mid hand

>>56586093
This is round 1 retard

>>56586093
It's a bracket anon...

>>56586093
Anon? This is the first game for group B

Jelly got this.

>>56585949
>implying

>>56585816
>Appealing to authority
>Nationalist bullshit
>Some nationalist was just in here claiming it was "a hundred years ago", like there's no such thing

>>56586113
Don't mock my nervous sister

>>56586118
Bluffing is a part of the game

>Pippa whispering into your ear "Are you ready?"

get riichi'd

I believe in you Pippa

>>56586118
Real Nyagger energy

>>56586081
lol doesn't the pope support lgbtq?

Airi is going to get through to make it through based solely on mindgames.

>>56585876
no
https://www.youtube.com/live/KFy5CmGIr6g?feature=share&t=1621

>>56586057
ELIZABETH!

>>56586176
b b-be gentle

Team B bant game on point
This is what I want to see

>>56586124
>>56586127
>>56586130
I'm confused then as to what the first game was with group flat chest.
Is there a visual of the bracket anywhere?

>t. retard

>1000
rumao

1 HAN MAN

Gumis...

BASED AIRI

>>56586149
>>56586154
>>56585949
>>56585816
Shut the fuck up you stupid niggers. Have some some restraint for once in your worthless lives

The gambler makes her move

Pon wolf with the 1 han!

Jelly got robbed

God I love deep voice Pippa

Hey Pippa, Im looking forward for your next pulled tooth arc

Airi is fucking sabotaging the game

>>56586004
I appreciate you looking out tho fren

>>56585574
Was recently watching her old streams again where she would always just be rocking back and forth with a nice rhythm.

She got Jelly's stick too so that was actually 2000

>>56586188
she should've kept playing as ichihime it fits her most

Why didn't I vote for Airi?

WE BELIEVE IN YOU PIPPA

Shut the fuck about about religion we're jonging here

>jelly gets robbed
>immediately gets a good hand again

>>56586220
they had it on screen on the main channel, finals is the top 2 of flat chest vs the top 2 of jelly's jigglers and a loser's bracket for the bottom 2 of each

Guys. The tournament is boring.

>>56586277
She's so fucking great.

>>56586245
THE DOG HAS BEEN A NYAGGER ALL ALONG

>Airi out maneuvering the lemon
Was not on my bingo card tonight

Lumi has no luck. It has abandoned her.

GO JERRY GO

>>56586331
t.doesn't know how to play mahjong

>>56586331

>>56586331
No shit. It's jong.

How is team B the fucking 1 han kings with that lineup?

>>56586297

>>56586251
its just Henri samefagging.

>>56586124
>>56586127
>>56586130
>>56586322
Oh no fuck I realize now why I was confused, I didn't realize Pippa was watching the game rather than playing.
Being able to see the other player's tiles should have been a hint.

>>56586331
What did you expect from a shit chinese game that no one actually plays?

>>56586368
I don't either and I'm having fun

Oh Holodex is down

JELLY IS CUTE AND GOOD AT JONG :D

Jerry never had a brithday party

Lumi is clueless

>>56586426
Based retard

>>56586440
shut up Panko

UUUUUUUU LUMI

>>56586452
don't tell lies anon

>>56586117
Not if they keep letting the muslims in. Pippas dad is a spaniard isnt he? So pippa is at least half european

>>56586408
Thanks ! :D

>Lumi the only one without a verified account
rrats?

Airi needs to get to the next round to bully pippa

>>56586467
No cake. More homework. Make ancestors proud.

>Pippa is ignoring chat
>playing with her anxiety toy
TRY HARD

>>56586477
STUPID FUCKING DEGREE

>>56586477
Based as usual

>>56586440
at least some energy from the stream

>>56586467
She sees blood

>>56586530
That's how little of a fuck she gives

>>56586504
I'm gonn a ride the high that at least one anon thinks I know how to play chink poker

>>56586530
I bet that Fish had to send the account IDs to get them verified, and Lumi hadn't even made her account by the deadline

>just the word balls made Hime laugh

god i wish that were me....

>Airi lewdposting...

This post will trigger bump limit!

jerry will sit on me

I'm gonna sit on you

>>56586609
late

>>56586508
europe needs islam

Lumi is floundering

I have no idea what's going on

Jelly gonna sit on me

Is Mahjong soul fun? Is it worth learning?

>>56586604

>>56586657
Yes and yes

>>56586191
He is a jesuit
>jesuit
>Catholic
Pick one and only one. Vatican II and the novus ordo and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind. Which is why I advocate for a return to Traditional Catholicism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZoc_JhQtw

>>56586477
CHIBI AIRI TITS SEX SEEEEEEX

>>56586657
No

>>56586657
are you chianeseses then no

YELLOW WOMAAAAAAAAAAN I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU

Lumi...

LETS GO JERRY

>>56586657
Mahjong in general can be a lot of fun.
It's very similar to poker if that's any indicator to how you may or may not enjoy it.

>>56586657
It's the kind of fun that you will hate yourself forever with as you pour far too much time into it

People actually voted for Lumi?

its over for the yellow one

>>56586677
phase connect?

One hour until I’m home…

Airi coming in 2nd seems likely

>>56586657
It's like League of Legends for chinamen

>>56586677
Shut the fuck up about your religion. We're watching streams you born again retard.

>>56586657
No

>>56586657
No. Learn Riichi City instead.

>>56586657
mahjong causes great damage to the soul without a single benefit

>>56586657
It's fun, but it takes a long time to learn; took me probably 12 hours to learn basic rules and important yaku, but maybe I'm just retarded.

>>56586737
everyone said she was going to lose so I thought she was an underdog

I know understand why people think Ember's name is Amber, Iori calls her Amber, not Ember.

Imagine voting for Lumi over Airi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIsgnybaRCE

I really thought Lumi would cheat.

>>56586657

I believe in pippa winning I did a bet of $400

>>56586737
gumis are a curious creature.
>>56586657
mahjong soul is just the platform they're using.

>>56586759
>riichi shitty

>>56586753
>Shut the fuck up about your religion. We're watching streams you born again retard.

I don't care a fuck religions are gay jong is gay get me out of here.

>not allowed to say the word Tamagotchi during sponsor stream
Weird

embr...

anyone else get rock fucking hard when jelly does that bitchy tongue click?

>>56586721
Just play poker instead

>>56586657

>>56586818
>jong tourney night
>jong is gay
why are you here?

>>56586815
usually you would be right in posting this, but this a vtuber imageboard not an open mic for you to discuss whatever you wish

>>56586759
No play ff14 jong instead.

>>56586657
It's a hobby that you pick for life
I hope none of these girls keep playing jong or they will become jong vtubers once they understand the game
It's extremely fun though you should try it

>>56586821
it's a different brand

how tight is jelly?

>>56586818
CAPIPI SUFFER

KEK

>>56586657
It become your lifestyle

based povertyjong

They're ganging up on Lumi

Homeress group.

>Lia has said a total 10 words since the tournament started
Likers... whats your status?

>>56586861
To cum on the deer pits.

/pcg/bros...../tsunx/ is making fun of us...

This is what Lumi deserves for her ugly veibae model

>>56586657
If you want to be competitive learn on tenhou.net, if you want to spend your life savings on anime waifus then learn on mahjong soul

>>56586737
I didn't even vote but I still have to root for my oshi...

>>56586811
>riichi shitty

>>56586818
>wtf there's no cop videos to react to I can't watch this

real nyagger hours.

>>56586925
fair enough

I believe in you Pippa

I have no idea whats going on I just react when everyone else does.

>>56586778
Retard

>>56586927
Who?

>>56586883
paid audience

>>56586920
watching the rabbit

>>56586927
who? our colony?

>>56586927
we deserve it actually

>>56586821
Not really. Sponsors don't like it when you talk about unaffiliated brands, both so they're not advertising for free, and because they don't want people to think they're affiliated for liability reasons.

>>56586759
>>56586811
Which game has more cunny?

>>56586818
total harine death

Shiina pees extremely fast. Going for the Coco toilet RTA record

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ&pp=ygUOa29tIHN1c3NlciB0b2Q%3D

>>56587007
riichi shitty has more cunny

Shiina pee lets goooooo
>>56586900
>>56586878
>>56586849
>>56586808
>>56586797
>>56586771
>>56586766
>>56586758
>>56586750
>>56586724
>>56586721
>>56586704
>>56586678
Mixed messages but thanks. I'm indifferent on most poker but occasionally like Texas Hold'em and bored games.

>>56586927
You made me check and it's not true. You lied to me :(.

>Lumi threw away 7 pairs

>people unironically thought Lumi would win over Asian grandma Airi and supreme sperg jerry

>>56587007

This shit is going on past my bedtime.

>>56587048
>bored games

>Cooking bacon at 12:30am while watching girls pretending to be anime characters playing jong.
>I have work in the morning

Worth it.