/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56584721
hot

>>56584721
that's four feet in total. I don't have enough dick for that

Are they really hags?

>>56584721
my dick..? i-it's hardening!

>>56584721
how is that so cute and hot at the same time?

>>56584721
I want to marry them

>>56584721
Woof woof woof

>>56584721
Have they ever shown their feet?

>>56584880
Probably around 30, peak vtuber age

>>56584880
They said they were born with the SNES
That was released in 1991

>>56584721
Hot...

>>56585854
To expand on this, they said that they already had a SNES when they were born, and called it an "older sibling". They remember getting a N64.
So they were born after '91, but old enough that they had an N64 on their childhood (you could maybe argue that this doesn't mean anything, as even a kid today could still be given an N64. However, I imagine they got a new one, when it was still on store shelves).
So they are likely pushing 30. I would estimate a range of 27 to 31.
This is great, I think it's good to have a variety of ages in their talent pool, so they can appeal to different audience tastes. Also, it means that some of the younger talents could be with Hololive a decade from now, assuming the final yab hasn't destroyed it.

>>56586509
>I would estimate their age at 27 to 31
Not sure why that would upset someone. But since the OP is the same one who had been using the baby argument though, I cannot take anything he says seriously.

>>56584721
I need to breed them so badly

>>56584721
Why imagine? I've been watching it every day for the past few weeks.

>>56584721
That's what heaven looks like.

>>56584721
hot
If more hags did this they may end up married.

>>56584721
I want them both to fart in my mouth so much its unreal.

>>56584721
>Imagine two 30+ year old hags, sitting in front of a computer, barking and making baby noises.
Based

>>56584721
OK I'm imagining.
What's next?

Inside of Fuwamoco’s room

>>56584721
stop anon. the soul is willing but the flesh, is weak and bruised

>>56587379
let them in!

>>56586509
>good to have a variety of ages in their talent pool
Except for Bae all of EN are in the same 25-30 age group though. At least the ones that are known.

>>56584721
Hot

>>56584721
At least they are not trying to start an irl idol group at this age. In fucking Canada. That would be just sad.

>>56584721
10 year ago i would have cringe at them and pity whomever enjoying their shit but as i push 30 year mark myself, i actually respect them, to not giving up their soul and their passion, to chase their dream even if the world go against them, is something i cant do because im too mentally weak, and seeing someone living their life at its fullest is comforting because i cant do that anymore.

>>56584721

>>56584721
Diamonds.

>>56589038
25 because how tf is someone who's very knowledgeable about internet culture doesn't know shit of the internet prior to 2013

>>56584721
they are adults
how are they living together?
what about se?

>>56584721
Anon I can only get so hard

>>56584721
They are sisters whose favorite anime are about incest and they read nukige together. Their age is irrelevant. Boners only.

Sometimes I wished they aren't together all the time. I want to have alone sexy time with my wife moco.

>>56590586
>what about se?
You know

>>56590306
Everything that I like is childish and it makes me wonder how I could possibly do anything.

>>56590859
mococo is shy
it will be a bless when it happens
her sister will be stalking though

>>56584721
imagine someone making a thread complaining about this

>>56584721
i want to cum inside them and be a loving husband and responsible co-parent so bad bros

>>56587201
Entering a career that is explicitly predicated on them being single and catering to a fanbase that will sperg out and abandon them if they had an actual relationship? Seems like a pretty bad marriage strategy to me

>>56592425
You don't know what explicitely means.

>>56592479
Explicitly -in a clear and direct manner, leaving no room for confusion or doubt.

>>56584721
So how do I marry twins?

>>56587325
Sex
Baby-making Sex

>>56584721
i was paying for something like this. they are saving me money.

>>56590067
No, they did that 5 years....oh, nevermind I see that was your entire point.

>>56584721
Yeah I'll help them bark some baby-making noises

>>56584721
Okay. I have a boner now. What are you going to do about it now, OP? Come on. Continue your point, OP. We're waiting.

>>56584721
So?
You guys had no problem about it when it was Korone.

>>56592697
New York State has, in court, declared polygamy legal. And in cases like this where they are practically conjoined it's not even degenerate.

>>56584721
Not much different than Korone. They're just womenchildren.

>>56584721
Okay? They're playing characters and getting paid.

>>56584721
These two are such a straight fucking upgrade from gura it's not even fucking funny. Better taste in games to stream, better work ethic, better fucking everything.

>>56594859
Gura has better comedic timing though

>>56584721
Ohmygawdthatshitsgonnamakemecumsofuckinhard

>>56594276
They're actually still attempting to start that idol group. Planned debut date 2024, once the holo past life activity ban is lifted.
There's a reason they like Mori. Holo is a stepping stone for them.
I'll admit they work really hard though, and they've always been consistently aiming for the idol dream, which I can respect. As long as they don't let the work they do in holo slip I don't really care if they use it to boost their idol career. I think only hardcore corpo bootlicking holofags would. This isn't much different from working at a FAANG for a few years to boost your resume, which is widely accepted as a normal and moral thing to do.

>>56595163
okay FWMCschizo, thank you for your rrat

>>56594859
it's a completely different audience.

Imagine 2 30+ year old white twins who change their appearance to look Japanese and change their voice to sound Japanese. Fucking cringe

>>56595207
I'll get banned for this but the break from /vt/ will probably do me some good, so here ya go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2waLU4Ftc
I'm surprised they even attached a business email to that thing. Like they're fully unafraid of their shizo audience sending them deranged shit.

>>56595163
But it is bad when Mori or Kronii does it, right?

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>>56595505
based them. Life sucks. Go for your dreams.

>>56595505
We know about it already, anon. This isn't secret knowledge. We're just not stupid enough to talk about it and make theory crafting out of it. I hope the vacation was worth it.

>>56595546
I don't mind Mori or Kronii either.
I don't watch them, but I've never watched them so I don't care what they get up to.
But if it was a vtuber I liked who stopped putting out content to focus on their past life, then I'd be kinda sad. If they keep putting out content though, I wouldn't mind.

>>56595674
Well the link isn't really for you then, is it?
Thanks, I'll enjoy getting out of this shithole for a while.

>>56585854
I'm 33 and I'm not a hag

>>56595873
Men don't become hags, just disgusting old men.