/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MIO I LOVE YOU BE MY BRIDE

>slow as hell
where'd all of you go....?

>>56546924

>>56547698
everyone's beating it to mio for her bday

Anybody know how to remove backgrounds from images? I didn't know online bg removers killed the quality of the images... I might have not the skill necesary to change /hag/'s Stadium pitch

>>56548229
you can do it manually with a drawing tablet (or phone) if background removers aren't working

>>56548229
there's some free to use programs out there that'll do it quickly if you're willing to do reps and learn.
Paint.net and FireAlpaca are quick thoughts that come to mind
Also PSA to any hagbros like me getting buttfucked from ISPs, download a new script to switch out catbox links for your posts so you don't get blocked

cute hags

hardest i've laughed in since their last stream
https://youtu.be/BtCyucJwPDk

Toystore worker anon here, My contract ended yesterday. It was a fun 2 weeks though the second week my shift ended being 11 hours.
The best clients I had were 35+ women and grannies. Man, I love old people

>>56551771
>they're still in that same level
pain...
>>56551903
only 2 weeks? I hope the pay and experience was worth it to cut ties so quickly, any good stories to tell or was it just an overall good experience?

>>56552174
makes it even funnier that they beat it once but died before the save point

>>56552174
>only 2 weeks?
Yeah, they needed more people for "Children's days" maybe I'll get called for Christmas too but who knows. I don't really want to get a full time job there because the normal shift is 11 hours and would interfiere with College and career stuff.
It was a overall good experience, I usually can't even look at the eyes of the people I'm talking with but with the clients was surprisingly easy, I guess having a mental script makes it easier. I always was honest about the products and even recommended other stores where they could get what they want kek

I LOVE MIO

unchi unchi unchi dayo

First for my lovely darling Flare!

Fat bitch love

https://www.youtube.com/live/Eq3BAplZoio?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/Eq3BAplZoio?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/Eq3BAplZoio?feature=share
get in here mfers!

>>56556639
mio rabu

>>56556639
>>56557034
i've taken it upon myself to start translating streams again, idk where these bilingual fucks disappeared to, but I want to understand asamio

>>56557501
>i've taken it upon myself to start translating streams again,
channel name?

Elderly women sure are cute

First for banpire.

Hawkposting

>>56570630
SSRBs are peak mascot design. No one's ever going to come up with anything that's cuter or more thematically appropriate, I'd bet money on that.

Baths with hags? Y/N

>>56572023
Yes.

>>56572023
hard yes. i've literally had fantasies about doing this with a significant other but have never owned a big enough bath for it to be a comfortable experience

Oyasumi

>>56572023
Baths are nice but pools/lakes are better

I want to post my chuuba here but I don't know how confirmed hag they have to be to be allowed here

>>56576021
g'night flarebro

>>56576021
hope you dream of choco elves
>>56576190
has she alluded to being 30+ or is there proof she's 30+? there's a lot of cakes that anons think have the hag vibes but aren't like fucking nerissa for some reason which i don't get

>>56546924
delicious body...imagine the hugs...
>>56556575
ffuuuaarrrrkk

I present to you

The hurea

>>56572023
all of my yes

>>56580681
UOH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56571901
Deadbeats are pretty good. They look a bit generic but the name is perfect.

good night bros, have a good one

hope mio's birthday bread doesn't die overnight. idk what happened to all the anons

its not funny how badly I want to put a ring on the finger of this wolf. I cannot fathom anyone that disagrees she's perfect wife material. I want come home to a freshly cooked meal from Mio. Go on dates with Mio. Watch movies with Mio. Listen to Mio talk about her day while i listen to her intoxicating laugh about the funny moments and comfort her during the sad ones. NEED FLUFF HAG MUFF

>>56572023
Definitely. Especially if >>56572365
>>56572365

>>56576466
I think she (and another genmate of hers) has mentioned being a content creator for 10+ years which would probably put her in mid-cake range at least but I don't know if that's significant enough for this thread. The corpro has at least one more cake and her friend seems to be at about the same age range. I don't really know if their vibes are hag-like tho

>>56586274
I'm not sure "vibes" are a factor, given we're letting the baubaus in.

pregnant hags?

>>56586667
It's funny you mention the baubaus since the chuuba I have in mind also makes a lot of baby noises even though her singing voice's much more mature

>>56589650
Ah yes, Polka Shiranui.

>>56575907
search for hotels no? saw one while visiting singapore when i was like 12 or some shit and the whole tub looked huge, apparently it was a valentine suite or something

Hag status?

>>56593418
for the 100th time, no

>>56593135
Poru!

night /hag/

>>56595316
GN.

hag love

>>56597231
Meru, this is what gets you sekuhara'd...

>>56593418
Next time post pregnancy, she might get accepted

>>56593418
Funny enough, the doggos are most clearly the hags of the Advent bunch if you do the math. They were given an N64 as a surprise when it was still considered the current console when they were young while also having an SNES in the house already. That means they have to be older than 30 at least no matter how generous you are with the timeframe. Even Nerissa one could argue watched the 80s MLP after it came out and not when it was airing.

>>56598091
I could say the same about Shorin but that requires reps to know since she doesn't share those kind of details on stream.

>>56598483
Shiori said on stream she watched human centipede as a kid so she's definitely not a hag.

Inyui poster doko?

>>56598788
She's collabing with Koyo tomorrow! I'm frothing at the mouth!

>>56598873
Koyori?

>>56599472
https://www.youtube.com/live/fQSmmQ5V0fA

>>56557501
major arcana is still going strong last I checked

>>56553036
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>56598873
she is a honorary holo after all

Botan's big lions

>>56571901
I remember those walking bombs from either Super Mario bros 3 or Super Mario world.

>>56557955
uhhhh gomen bro, I meant like during the stream
>>56599897
yeah he is, but his clips (besides tarot card reading) are often on the shorter side and capture mere moments. I've thankful for his work no doubt but for the times I can actually make the streams, I'm often plum outta luck. I think I've mentioned before how I've used STT translation for jp channels
>>56583611
I just woke up after sleeping off a pretty bad headache. Gonna bump the thread a bit more before I sleep

>>56598873
nicu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQSmmQ5V0fA

also evening hags for anyone awake
hag hunter playing apex with Korone and Fatto Catto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blkD6M8tpI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19g99weyFRw
Koyori playing P5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBkiUJIhUPA

Upcoming
Subaru is making her MD deck in paper
https://www.youtube.com/live/cxMvRWAjVwM?feature=share
Marine members only
https://www.youtube.com/live/JSFkHIibAdU?feature=share
AZKi MC collab with some zoomers
https://www.youtube.com/live/Qy58VSFfXpY?feature=share

I think /mion/ might've stolen some of our traction....
>>56580556
now im just sad hagbro...

How old is Tsukino Mito?

>>56603749
close but not yet

New cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzCmHZk5LE

>>56603749
>>56604186
NTA but i always have an eye on her every now and then, literally my favorite archetype of woman and one of the oldest chuubas I've checked out. This is good news

>>56603749
Same age as Okayu, few more years

Here’s who we have left to turn this year:
Pomu Rainpuff: 1 month
Ina: 1 month
Yorumi Rena: 4 months
Here’s who to look forward to next year:
Pekora (turns first)
Towa
Choco
Shirayuki Tomoe
Umise Yotsuha
Amamiya Kokoro
Mononobe Alice
There are no EN Niji or Holo turning next year

genki duck hag showing talkin about children's card game
https://www.youtube.com/live/cxMvRWAjVwM?feature=share
man she's excited

Currently there are 21/59 hags in Hololive, or roughly 1/3 of the group
In contrast about 90% of Nijis are zoomers, with only 14 of the 70 or so female livers as hags
Trends show that Nijis are currently outpacing Holos in hag status but also graduating faster after they turn

Mio's eggs are almost completely depleted. She will never have the idyllic two children, loving husband life she always dreamed of having.

>>56605551
furry paws typed this post

>>56605551
As in gacha, if there’s even a 1% chance, it can happen
Botan bro said it’s tough for his hag fiance to get pregnant but he isn’t stopping
Just like that JP meme guy, Never Give Up!
She WILL get pregnant, there’s more than enough art out there with a fat preggo belly and forest

>>56605551
>>56605876

>>56605959
>when you realize that’s gonna be Ina in a month

Today I'll remind them

pochi making art of based off of luis and masaru's real oneshota stream. Does art imitate life or does life imitate art

>>56607126
It's pochi bending reality to accommodate her own volition

>>56603749
being genmates with a hag among hags definitely has rubbed off on mito and deron.

>>56607126
Why cant I be Pochi's boytoy...

you guys ever seen misery? yea, need me a hag like that

>>56609143
elaborate?

“New” indie hag, go watch her https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU6XL1U-MB7D7fFTSF2e_Pg
it’s ex-Niji Warabeda Meiji

At last, I can fall asleep with a hag in my arms

>>56609315
mostly a joke, but it’s a stephen king book that got adapted to a pretty good (as far as I remember) movie. it’s about an author who gets abducted by a super fan. of course, i don’t think obsession is good but sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to have somebody that infatuated with you. most relationships i’ve been in have always felt like i’m way over the moon for the other person while they’re just content

>>56609482
my god, sex. idk about her from niji but her singing voice is great. I wanna take a peak at that sex model though no debut stream?

>>56609482
oh shit, neat. All I remember was nearly losing baby batter to her shortstack pics, trying to find her content then coming up short
>>56609564
>I wonder what it’d be like to have somebody that infatuated with you
reminds me of that one webm of anons preferring a yandere because at least she'd love them lol

>>56608244
thats not pochi thats luis drawed in a way that makes her look like how pochi draws herself. which I dont know if thats intentional

>>56609998
>Luis
>Woman

Uhhh...

>>56609559
anon I.....I couldn't do it if I were you, my oshi's pillow is still in it's package, it'd make me even more sad and I don't want to get it dirty

>>56609559
>>56610875
>doesn't have the hag smell
are we gmi bros?

>>56610875
If there's only was a way to wash sheets... I'm sure humanity will create a machine or some kind of technique to archieve this goal in the future!

>>56610875
A hag deserves better than to sit unused in a plastic package. Wear and tear are an inevitability of passing time. It just shows how much you enjoyed it

>>56607365
What's up with this hag only playing FFXIV for all eternity?

>>56611487
That's why we call her MMO Autist on vtleague

Hag test anon here, will post my findings today, just tallying up the grades and finishing some descriptions
Spoiler alert: no one got lower than a C average, and a few may have gotten a few A++

>>56610725
luis is a loli in a hags body as the jp fans say

>>56611487
rin gets addicted to one game and plays it for a long time that addiction period can last a week or 3 months you never know how long it will be

>>56613273
She's just like me with kusoge Korean MMOs...

>"Flutoi" (フルトイ) - Fumi, Luis Cammy, and Shirayuki Tomoe. They host a talk show called "Flutoi Night" (フルトイ Night). The atmosphere of show tends to be somewhat mature or sexy.
Dammit, why can’t I learn JP to hear Fumi talk about erotic things

nightly hags
Fuwacoco (morning lol)
https://www.youtube.com/live/4IX46S1AiJk?feature=share
hagsmith going ghost hunting with the clock
https://www.youtube.com/live/-BsztDLEhyE?feature=share
Hag recruit Shiina playing FFXVI
https://www.youtube.com/live/y0AynZREyXI?feature=share
Ange chatting (deep voiced women...)
https://www.youtube.com/live/YQGkgwbP0zM?feature=share
Sora playing block game
https://www.youtube.com/live/tLvfHlonRPk?feature=share
Hag doog slaying the spire
https://www.youtube.com/live/FG1nQgiUxOo?feature=share
Foobs in MC with Mio
https://www.youtube.com/live/UL8NqkYQPJE?feature=share
Baby hag also on MC for some reason (is there an event happening?)
https://www.youtube.com/live/6k_G6nPJMa8?feature=share
Toko released a cover!
https://youtu.be/VJzCmHZk5LE

Holodex was down and I didn't have the schedules up so I missed some streams in my initial post, gomen

>>56613763
>Ange chatting (deep voiced women...)
Deep-voiced women are cute and for baby-making.

>>56613763
>is there an event happening?
Summer festival

>>56613853
The things I'd do to romance one of them so we can chat all night, she can sing and whisper sweet nothings and have my children, I can't help it
>>56613973
is all of the brightly colored panels, posters, streams and shit I've read several times over, I never saw anything about mc but maybe my braincells are too gone to remember

>>56614125
Exactly

wth...is this supposed to be Final Fantasy....? Looks nothing like I remember...

Lunaitos itt, can you screen this bio I made for her for my game's world?
>>56614827

>>56615856
kek, I was just playing the game
My Ina died.. F I don't think there's Lunaito here

>>56616278
You gotta be careful with your magic people not named A-chan. As for Luna, she isnt in yet but she's gonna come. And I plan for her to be the most fragile in HP and Def in exchange for her ability to call Lunaitos to supplant your forces.

>>56616278
Same anon, your picrel is implemented but her chapter is a bugged and incomplete mess.

She has her own class called Lion Queen that can shift between using a bow and being a Lion. Attacks made in Lion ignore defense stats, while the bow that she should've come with trades 3x dmg vs fliers with 3x damage against all land animals. Including monsters like the spider-like Bael and Hunthound.

Necromancy!

>>56619437
Miosha is so beautiful

>>56619859
Izumi has a beautiful daughter but her heart, her kindness, and her laugh makes her the absolute best. not to mention her singing voice. going back and watching the miso soup video fucking kills me everytime

flare is still streaming..

>>56620533
She is the perfect wife

How many times have you stream it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYbtcZlRmQ

>>56626268
>on youtube
tons. the video is cool as hell
>on spotify
downloaded. added to the run playlist

>busy with uni
>hectic with classes trying to graduate
>library is filled with NPCs
>job immediately picks up new hires I have to train
>will be stuck here an extra semester
I've completely lost my solitude and tranquility in a single day, fuck this academic, stress polluted bullshit, won't even have a moment to listen to music and post about hags...not gonna be able to look at the spicy stuff you all post anymore either, rip. Do what you gotta do i guess, need to make this piece of paper I'll get from graduation worth something

>>56637151
do your best haggot, we'll hold the fort down and lust for hags while get you some education

>>56638416
>education
bro it's just a year of bullshit GEs and useless knowledge they force into your brain bc "muh standardized common core". Literally paying for brainrot
Please bake and bump while I'm not here as often, I'll miss you all! there's not even any good college hags to check out, just west coast roasties, truly getting robbed

>>56613698
its the carrot on the stick to do reps. 3 hags arent going to get clipped society doesnt view them the way we do

>>56639215
i was an education major kek sometimes i think getting rejected from student loans and dropping out was the best thing that ever happened considering how much money i make now
keep at it bro, hags would want you to do your best!

Mion love

>>56639755
not becoming a statistic in debt was a blessing in disguise my man, going on year 4+ without taking a single loan, rough but worth it. Just hope I can make enough money to gtfo of here and support myself and a nice woman someday, I'll stop being a crybaby now

>>56640821
you're good man. /hag/ has always been a place to lust for hags and support haggots in their journey for hags. you're amongst friends

To become the man your future hagwife deserves, isn't that what we all want?

>>56645821
I want to be that guy that corks Marine's horni.

>>56645821
the truth indeed....I just hope God's got a hag at the end of this journey, I'm prepared to become a wizard though as I feel there's hardly anyone left these days

overwhelming hag power

which hag wants to make gunpla with me

>>56645339
I kneel...

>>56649074
fumi is a gundam fan

https://youtu.be/6cli35kCSls
Found this vid in an old playlist.....I look at it so differently now....

>>56649074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHD-pksohoA

>>56654294
Why's that?

>>56654336
hag love

>>56655974

>>56654428
hag love amplifies it......3+ years ago could never compare

/fit/ check
you can touch your toes standing up right anon?

>>56659780
If my back wasn't broken rn yes

Tenma released a cover of archaic proportions
https://youtu.be/F7rJm1QcfTI
even when she's screaming and saying remix nonsense, I want to romance this hag

>>56659780
I'm too tall.

>>56660818
post height bro, never too tall to be flexible (unless you're something insane like over 6'8 idk, after a while it'll probably fuck you up)

>>56661295
185 centimeters.

hawk sex

>>56663136
Yes.

>>56604962
Mya AND Alice? I am become diamonds.

https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1693896200540545342?t=9flei5Se9ocWPw0KLINU6g&s=19
AZKi plays pirate game

Can someone sell me on Tenma? Is her all gimmick saying retard on stream and 14 yo edgelords calling it based like other Phase chuubas or is she actually good?

>>56666640
Unfortunately, she's just like any other phase chuuba.

Zoomer Rrat and Zombie VS Hag Sheep and Lion SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28k-kymXQFA

>>56667035
Unfortunate

hey /hag/

>>56669093
What's with the fennec?

>>56669111
not sure, maybe she's sleepy

>>56669190
Need to wake her up, she has stuff to do

https://www.youtube.com/live/lmVtWPR32WA?feature=share
holy shit

>>56669497
I fucking knew it!

I desperately want to hug one of them, or both of them, no sex though.

>>56670026
>Koyori
>no sex
The joke writes itself

>>56658394
wasn't casino selling a book this past comike? i completely forgot to check

don't really get time to do the HoloHag digest as frequently but check these out!. have a good one haggots!
Maririn Karaoke
https://youtu.be/2SGrrdQWDxA
SorAz doing marine's scawy game
https://youtu.be/t-mh7Gd3GdE
https://youtu.be/DsUbWYGKO5s
Bakatare escape game in MC
https://youtu.be/lmVtWPR32WA
Listen to mio's new song! MV is so nice
https://youtu.be/rhYbtcZlRmQ
and these!
https://youtu.be/RPL_gHE8tZY
https://youtu.be/JGgnJ0XKGN4
https://youtu.be/INHasAVlzI8

forgot to bump

>>56673314
Mio Inugami.
Double canine!

WARNING A DANGEROUS BEAST HAS APPEARED
https://files.catbox.moe/t66w3g.png
https://files.catbox.moe/18jz7c.png

>>56673527
I present to you fox Mio

>>56675216
Botan got a hell of a lot sexier!

>>56675295
How is that even possible?

>>56676561
Easy, the red hair. Also I'm not a big fan of her face in general. I don't know what SSRBs see in her but I definitely don't

>>56674533
Jesas that looks even lewder on that body...

>>56675216
Not sure if this is Botan recolored to look like Marine...

>>56572023
Lemme fix it
Barh with hags? Y/Y
Also does anyone have the writefag's hag report?

Can any hag come comfort me? My rentry got wiped and I fear catalog schizos did it...hopefully the site is just drunk...

Proof: https://rentry.org/mmaib

>>56679746
You did have hard off site backups... RIGHT?

>>56674475
Dat Botan...

>>56679746
It's so fucking over...

>>56679933
...no...

>>56679944
I swear I'mma fucking learn to hack just to curbstomp them for their bullshit on the internet.

>>56680311
Why were you that stupid to not have a backup on your drives man. Never trust the cloud to fully store your shit.

>>56680845
Because SD card stupid and wont let me install shit like GDocs. I swear everything out there and in here is just poised to fuck me over...

>>56681113
>Phoneposter
You get what you deserve

>>56681113
You could’ve atleast had a copy in your notes app or a google doc or something you goofy goober

>>56681333
Fuck off you dip

>>56681544
Sigh...

Mio’s mios on my face

>>56666640
she stream lot of old retro games and is very good at games. on the retard thing she has told multiple grifters and e celebs to fuck off publicly. The biggest one lately was when some guy tried to claim he was sleeping with pippa she went on a long rant on how objectivly the world would be a better place if this leach killed himself. Thats the main reasons people like

>>56679746
How would catalog schizos be able to do anything?

>>56685674
Edit codes. I put it up because I wanted help, an extra pair of hands. All I got was extra headache and an urge to break their fingers and smash their head into the monitor and post it as a warning and a lesson to THEM.

>Botan's RM just RTd a tweet mocking a meme fight between a guy and a tranny (male)
Based

>>56686753
I wish my hagshi had a RM active, or maybe I'm a dumbass and failed to find it

>>56686753
holy based

>>56687002
she's not that active besides posting cat pics and maybe RT some esport thingy

>>56686479
Are you having a manic episode?

>>56686753
it does make you wonder with all these old women some of have to be old fashioned and not like things like trannys

>>56687209
Sasuga from the girl that feeds Alexa false info so nobody knows who she is. Unfortunate, I wish she posted more pics of herself or hell even some nice food! But then again she doesn't post that much on main either

>>56687708
at least we know she's getting /fit/ter and healthier because of that selfie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIf-solsyk
I love hags so much

>>56687940
She's been hitting the gym, you're right. Though that selfie is JP standards at work imo

>>56686753
Botan Bukhanka cross over event?

>>56688277
She looks thinner and healthier tho, compared to that Fallout merch review video

>>56666640
Ignoring the other two, she does have some authentic value alongside an older game taste and a barbed personality zoomers call "based". She does appeal to the crowd a bit like Amiya but it's nothing atrocious to make me click off anymore. Has had some actually based controversy, but it's completely irrelevant to the subject (do reps), main issues is her association being apart of phase and many of those swamp circles, but it doesn't effect her content thankfully. She can be entertaining, funny, and calming when given the chance but all of the 14-21 year olds will probably show you is what you mentioned (I wish all orbiters be purged from the fanbase but i guess that's the prime audience now)

>>56688527
I saw her sometimes posted here and she kinda almost sounds like Mio if she were EN, that's the big thing that made me go "ok, maybe I should give her a chance". Then I learned she was in Phase and ngl turned her off for months because of it

>>56688358
Ok, we're hitting DEFCON levels here. Rant over kek

>>56676561
Lion has always been sex

>>56687443
Maybe? Between my rentry getting blackholed and discovering there was a pile of cat shit I had to deal with in my room, you'd be pissed too.

>>56689186
cat lady anon...

>>56689688
One of the housecats has what I think chronic diarrhea and always shits a mush. Funnily wnough, there's no "cat lady" with us in the house. Closest to that tho would be my pop.

>>56689870
>One of the housecats has what I think chronic diarrhea
Have you tried taking it to the vet? It can die from that

>>56661786
anon......you're just out of shape..

>>56690149
Vets are fucking ex-pen-sive...and frankly, a rather unnecessary expense when shit gets more expensive all the time because fuck consumers.

>>56692414
That's the only problem? How is 185 cm considered tall?

>>56692800
Depending where you are in the world, that can be considered exceedingly "tall" but it's not tall to the point of being unnatural for humans. Lacking flexibility at that height would typically be a (you) problem unless some other physical problems were involved

>>56659780
I can nearly put my palm to the ground when I stretch. Also question, my knee has been feeling uncomfortable at the point of impact when i go running. I took a few days off till it felt fine and today was good but I started to feel it again once I cooled down. Am I just not stretching enough or something?

>>56693032
You're not stretching enough. I'd go to the doctor to check your knee, they can recommend you some physiotherapy, my left knee is also fucked and I'm starting kinesiology these next weeks for my knees

Is she a hag yet?

>>56693284
Give her 30 years

>>56693284
The image makes me think it's Luna but it's named aka-chan... Who's this girl

>>56693173
Copy, I’ll look up some proper stretching videos and get it checked if it continues. I’ve heard you’re supposed to stretch for 30 min before a workout but I usually only go until i don’t feel stiff

>>56693366
It's luna

>>56693284
Been a hag
>>56693366
anon…

>>56693390
>I usually only go until i don’t feel stiff
That's the better option

>>56693390
You're supposed to stretch before working out, after, and after you wake up and before going to sleep. In other words Always stretch!
>>56693431
Ah, then. She has the age, though she insist of being baby. No one would get angry if you post her though

>>56688527
Fuck off Not theo, we already know her here, also make more clips.

>>56688784
>filtered from company name
I mean, there's worse names to turn away from like the plague in 2023, but you wouldn't be entirely wrong
>>56694003
anon pls don't be mind broken, no way I'd be that orbiting clip faggot, not my fault people still get all their perception from clips, discord and /pcg/, I was just explaining (didn't expect that post to turn out long honestly)

>>56693516
I’m always too tired to stretch after. I’ll do it for my knees though. I’d be so bummed if I hurt myself as soon as i started getting into working out. Also Luna has a lot of hag interests but her kayfabe is just too strong for people to see any shred of hag in her

>>56694616
>too tired to stretch after
better tired than sore and potentially injured anon, ganbatte

>>56694616
yeah, botan talked a lot about how she often worries and act motherly with other talents offstream

>>56692800
Yeah 185cm is just barely above average. Anon is just out of shape. I'm the average 180 and can do splits and get my head touching my knees. Not stretching for few days makes my legs feel like lead pipes so it just developed to that point over time.

>>56693032
Consider not running on concrete. It's a very hard surface that offers no cushioning so your joints are eating the whole impact.

>>56694978
NTA but is grass and/or dirt that much better? It's pretty flat where I'm at, figure it wouldn't matter unless you had some nice lush fields or something

>>56695191
I mean extremely dry dirt not that much but yeah, it is better. Concrete is better for walking/marching. The second you start running it can do some damage

>>56695191
>>56695349
If you have an running track near consider giving it an use, it's easier on the joints!

>>56694978
>Consider not running on concrete
Probably a good idea but I don’t have anywhere near me with a field I can run on. I’d get a gym membership to run on a track but the reason I’ve been sticking with running is that I can just get up and do it

>>56695476
>running track near
I live in the middle of nowhere. We got out of the 56k broadband hell 5 years ago. Plenty of fields though!

>>56695547
Running on treadmill is also very boring. Jogging, cycling and whatever else is easier to get into since the scenery changes so you can have measurable points you can compare progress to instead of being stuck in place.

>>56695349
>>56695476
>stuck in suburbanite hell
sigh.....could try my uni gym or would have to travel pretty far for decent running ground

>>56695827
Exactly. I base my progress off landmarks. There was also time where I lived near a popular park where a lot of cute girls would go running. Probably the fittest I’ve been in my life

>>56695827
>Running on treadmill is also very boring
NTA but got an Airdyne bike from the 70s on the porch but yea the bordom is one of the issues along with the fact it produces a mountain of white noise due to how Airdynes work and doing it after working freight over night can just act to get me to start to zonk out even with the TV on or music on my earbuds. Even rigging up something like an action game on Switch is hit or miss
Also can't really run due to just having utterly fucked arches which got extremely tight ligaments due to tit

Do have a walk route which is a pretty much 1km laps but lately after work just been feeling dead lately. Keeping on too many incompetent morons at work while having too few people at the same time. Lugging around shitters, cabinets and vanities is just busting my balls man.

>>56695827
I cycle outside too but also have a turbo trainer which is a device that attaches to my back wheel when inside and have software that projects to a tv that shows a recording of that route I’m on, so it feels like I’m outside
Have met many /fit/ hags through cycling clubs,
I often have friendly training competitions with some of them and usually pick climbs those suck and staring at hag ass for 5 miles uphill gives me motivation to move forward
Plus bike shorts require no underwear cause chafing

>>56695827
Read hagchads go track cycling though
>go in a circle around a wood track
>brakeless, so use your muscles to brake and promotes awareness
>lift weights to stay in anaerobic shape
>the girls that do it have thighs that can crush a watermelon

>>56698368
>ruin your knees

>>56695827
>Jogging, cycling and whatever else is easier to get into since the scenery changes
NTA but I live in the city and the scenery is always dirty buildings. I want to move out to another province so bad

>>56698496
If you setup right your knees are fine, cycling is lower impact than running
If your knees are bent at all you’re doing it wrong

>>56701669
How the fuck do you cycle without bending your knees?

I'm low on pochium bros

>>56702332
She seems to be more active recently. Better than when she hadn’t streamed for months. Just give it a little time. Horny hags need their rest, especially this sickly one

>>56701803
You raise the seat height until your legs are bending at a slight angle almost like you’re walking
If you do it right you should be high enough to not be able to reach the ground while seated, overly 90 degree bent knees with cycling is like trying to walk while squatting

>>56702332
>>56703514
she'll come back soon (r-right...?)

fox hag (#uhhhh 3?) has been playing Spider Man, chill stream
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
she might fold to side quests, does anyone know when the 2nd game is coming?

>>56702332
I can fix that

FAT BITCH LOVE

>>56705193
this one looks a little weird.... why's she cosplaying?
>>56704830
her web swinging is killing me, she needs horizontal distance yet she keeps releasing way too late, also game soft locked as I'm typing

>>56705502
she's a hot dog.

>>56705433
what does mint smell like

>>56546924
Many many many birthdays

>>56706712
Chocolate mint ice cream and dog

>>56693366
It's Luna, but she doesnt belong in this thread, because if you do, you have to include like 75% of all the holos

>>56706927
>Chocolate mint ice cream
Oh, shit. That's my favourite ice cream flavour. Can I lick her?

>>56707047
>you have to include like 75% of all the holos
I understand asking for hags to act like hags to be posted here. I share that feeling, but 75% of holos are cakes or even younger, you got your numbers wrong my friend

>>56706712
vanilla, apparently

https://files.catbox.moe/tng79v.mp4

>>56713313
niceeeeeeeee

>>56713313
HOLY saggers

>>56718383
Now post the one with the pt.

>>56718383
why is the hand grip look so tight? That doesn't look gentle at all kek, looks like you're about to drag her out of bed or something. This was a terrible depiction of my special moments with Mio

>>56719100

>>56623377
cute feet

>>56719142
I'm more concerned about her shrunken hand.

>>56719954
I meant a preg test kit lol.
Good Mion pic regardless.

>>56723795
Oh, then