/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Is she ghosting again...? :(

>>56545620
that's nice AI thanks

I love her so goddamn much, chumbies...

>>56545728
benefits of having no schedule. fuck cover for enabling her while giving eveyone else mandatory 3 hour/ week minimum streams.

man i was already disappointed that she went for 2 days but now its 3? i don't want to go back...

>>56545728
>>56545803
Not enough responses in your 3 bait threads?

>>56545728
Why do you shitpost?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

>>56545895
there's 3? why are you keeping track

>>56545895
your response is good enough for me. toodalooo....

>>56544601
>>56544625
It doesn't matter if Gura used the ebb and flow analogy before. It's clearly wrong.

>>56545961
I'm going to need more proof.

>>56546073
She's the cutest girl in the world.

catbox links seem to be working for me again but soundposts still won't load. I wonder it it's temporary or spectrum finally unblocked the site.

>>56546048
>Extending a sequence over a long time period means it's not a sequence

gura got me gawrgnant

>>56546134
Also who the fuck made this soundpost with a litterbox link...

>>56545803
Guras arguments against schedules were so bs. She completely avoided the main point of schedules which is to give your audience a general idea of when you'll be streaming.

>>56545728
SHE WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY UNTIL SHE'S DONE WITH BALDUR'S GATE. GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL.

>>56546149
Yes, not streaming for half a year isn't just an "ebb" anymore. It's an invalid analogy to describe her behavior, so stop using it.

>Advent is a hit
>Irys got her 3-D
>Gura has returned but doesnt need to shoulder the load
>Shiori is coming back

God damn these are great times. I hope the world doesnt end or something coming up soon because that would kinda suck

>4PM
...so how long is that baldur's gate 3 game?

I think shitposters are cute.

>>56546267
No, because literally all it means is that sometimes she ebbs and sometimes she flows. That is true, is true at this moment, and isn't likely to ever change

>>56546361
10 minutes or so

>>56545620
do you have more?

>>56529922
>>56529947
>>56529859
>>56530085
>>56530117
>>56530270
>>56530334
>>56530524
>>56534821
>>56534845
Frame doko?

>>56546415
You can't write off shitty behavior like this as just an ebb and yes she probably won't change because no one holds her accountable, especially when it comes to streaming. The past year made this clear.

>>56546559
nyo, it is looking like no goobs so I will sleb

my mom said that gura treats us like crap lol
she wonders why i put up with it sometimes
i just said thats just how she is and that shes worth it

>>56546703
there's been literally zero shitty behavior by gura though, only by (You) and other "chumbuds"

>>56546703
There is nothing wrong with feeling like streaming sometimes and not feeling like it other times, even if that is a long time. No period of successive streams means that she will keep the pace forever, and no period of quiet means that she won’t come back. This is what is normal for her.

So does this quantum tower have some weirdass portal momentum puzzle or am I retarded?

>5 days break with no communication
Already back to her usual bullshit I see

Never forget chumbies.

What's got the shitposters all riled up? They seem to be trying a little too hard.

>>56547011
I haven't played the game but I believe in you chumbie

>>56547078
Whatever it is, they are being way too obvious about it

>>56546938
There's nothing normal about this and there never will be. Yes, avoiding her fans for such extended periods of time with no explanation is pretty bad behavior for her position.

>>56547194
It's very clearly exactly what she is comfortable with, exactly what is normal, and continuing to act like you don't understand it, and continuing to follow her when you can't accept it, is restarted, and your own fault.

>>56547078
A certain SEA twitter account got banned, it's pretty easy to tell them apart anyway.

>>56547121
Trying to brute force my ship in isnt working. I don't know if I'm missing something. Its like I'm trying to fit the square in the circle hole.

>>56547443
Her behavior is terrible and not befitting someone of her position. She shouldn't be comfortable with it. This will never be normal.

>>56547011
You want the tower to spawn in a certain location

>>56547623
she's just a streamer bro hahaha calm the fuck down

I ate chicken tendies today. They weren't dinosaur shaped however.

>>56547623
>someone of her position.
You're a clown

>>56547711
Thanks chumbie

>>56547194
>>56547623
nah it's based, keep seething

>>56546348
she should shoulder my load

>>56547729
very nice
i had pork of the pulled variety

>>56547623
I hope you go the way of fireholder.

Pretend I am Gura
what would you say to me

We all knew this would happen eventually, be happy for what we had and just wait for October to arrive

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose!

>>56548058
[breathes in]

>>56548103
I mean she's the one who said she wanted 5 mil subs by next year and that sure as hell isn't going to happen if she starts ghosting again.

>>56548058
hi goob

>>56548058
Stream and communicate. It's literally that simple, yet you still manage to fuck it up.

>>56547623
didnt she promise to say something next time like a week ago? damn, gura

>>56548126

No one understands her more than I.

>>56547623
kys threadshitter

>>56548387

>>56548058
I'm watching a comfy RE vod

>>56548417
This guy does >>56536509

>>56548058
i dunno
not like she cares anyways

I just wanna why she went dark again? It's not difficult to speak to your fans. People say she loves her members? She barely does member streams anymore. Remember her last stream when she said she might do a member stream the next day? Yeah that never happened

I drank way too much coffee

>>56545728
Yes, the honeymoon phase for the new girls has died down. She did enough streams to keep people interested in her and away from them. Now it's time for her to ghost

>>56546348
I only care about and watch Gura

>>56548756
Gura lies a lot, what do you want us to say? You should be used to this. Now that she has secured her fans by making them believe she was active again through advents debut hype she's back on her normal state

There's too many non chumbies hanging around in here. What da chumbies doin?

>>56548959
>us
stop pretending to be a chumbud

oh yeah we're back
the thread is popping off

Surely, if you repeat the same time enough times people will take you seriously.

>>56549096
the same thing I do every day

>>56549199
Try and take over the world?

>>56549096
im playing baldurs gate 3 right now
trying to avoid my character getting sexed

>>56549192
Gura keeps doing the same thing.

>>56548756
>>56548872
>>56548959

Stop replying to yourself, faggot.

>NOOOOOOOOO
antis in their perpetual state

>>56549893
you're not gura

>>56549096
Grinding Holocure

The strongest idol.

>>56550616
And my wife.

>>56550491
>NOOOOOOOOO
More like NOOOOOOOOO streams this week am I right?

>>56550827
Why do you set yourself up for failure?

>>56549264
If Gura kept playing, I wonder what she thinks of the sex scenes
imo the companions come onto you way too strong and way too soon. They're just sluts that wanna fuck you right away, it just made me uncomfortable
i still dominated laezel though

More like NOOOOOOOOO fembud in my life.

>>56549096
Holocure and watching a Impact wrestling PPV. Supporting those midsized companies

i can't wait for gura to return after a week and not talk about what she did or what she played at all

>>56551110

>>56529922
>>56529947
>>56529859
>>56530085
>>56530117
>>56530270
>>56530334
>>56530524
>>56534821
>>56534845
Why do you set yourself up for failure?

>>56548058
Hi stinky, hope you washed your hands after peeing

>>56550827
maybe, I'm not a prophet anti-kun

>>56551181
what kind of monster are you? you're supposed to hope she DIDN'T and sniff her stinky pee hands

>>56551181
haha nyo

>>56550778
Ahem, MY wife.

and the le patientbuds were so smug too, lol

>>56548058
Would you click like on my fanart of you Ame Shion and Shiori giving each other rimjobs in a daisy chain on X? I put a lot of work into it and only one of you clicked like so far

Check this out

>>56549096
I made some decent progress in outer wilds. Its time for brainless tarkov

>>56551251
>a prophet
She was practically screaming, "I want to be playing Baldur's Gate right now" through the entirety of the holocure stream. It's obvious.
The only reason we even got that stream is that she put the waiting room up before trying the game.

>>56551604
Still am.

>>56551610
Link? I won't like it because you begged, but I will look at it.

I see the antis are seething as usual.

>>56550973
my wife is a goomer so shes probably goomin

>>56552151
I don't really care what your schizo delusions tell you, never have and never will

>>56552448
They showed up when FWMC started streaming.

>>56546623
>>56551179
you don't even want gura to stream, you just want to be mad. why are you here?

>>56552565

Gura kinda stinky

>no gura
>chumbie prime still busy
time for vidya

am I missing something? It's only been like 2 days since her last stream, how did you guys survive the months at a time if this is all it took to make the thread a cesspool?

My autistic daughterwife

>>56552872
there's plenty of us continuing on as usual, don't make a mountain out of a molehill my chum

>>56552607
I wish she would stream. I just know when it's lost in advance. That's why I was right, and why you were wrong.

>>56552872
wdym, threadshitters and their opinions are literally worthless to me

>>56547615
Anon...if you read this...just look it up, trust me. It is actually unfair trying to figure out how to enter the Quantum Tower.

>>56553189
I've never been wrong about Gura.

>>56552872
You're missing that she took 5 days off in the last 6 days, which is clear sign that thos months at a time are already coming back. Most chumbuds expected her return to last a bit longer.

>>56553241
this anon hates puzzle games

>>56553327
>we
shut up retard

Chumbies, this tropical storm is kinda mid ngl.

>>56553241
What the fuck are you talking about it's just as simple as the rest of the game. And even if you don't figure it out, the solution just falls in your lap eventually.

>>56552872
It's actually just threadshitters this time

Is Gura forklift certified?

>>56553578
the cold waters hit it hard and broke it up

>>56553512
>we
Not "we", she. She took 5 days off since the Outer Wilds stream 6 days ago.

>>56553396
Kind of? I like exploration but some of what I've experienced in the Outer Wilds is on the border of puzzle and shot in the dark/throwing poo at the wall to see what sticks. Though I don't see how Anya spent over 50 hours on the game.

>>56553661
She is but the certification comes from a dubiously ethical organization

>>56553697
>most chumbuds
>we
there I pointed it out for your tiny pea brain

>>56553731
Most people have working brains and some people even like using them

>>56553731
Are anya and ame the only other holos that played this game? I wouldnt mind watching their vods after I finish the game

>>56553697
>most chumbuds
sure faggot
>5 days ago
she had a stream 2 days ago you lying, threadshitting ape

>>56549096
Watching the minute count down until I can leave work

>>56553769
Uhh, if you're saying that most chumbuds didn't have faith that she would be back for more than a few weeks, then sure. You know best.

>>56553991
you will never be a chumbud

Unconditional faith in Gura.

>>56553965
>5 days ago
6 days ago, retard. That was Monday and it's Sunday now
>she had a stream 2 days ago you lying, threadshitting ape
Yes. One holocure stream and also 5 days off. Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

I love my Shark idol vtuber oshi, and when she streams, I will watch her if I can

Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

>>56553661
I am, and I think that's why people have been attracted to me these past few years. I have no other explanation for this power I seem to be wielding. Both women and even seem to be into me.
I'm not joking.

>>56554257
>anti logic
kek

Gura will feel ready to stream when she finishes Baldur's Gate 3.

>>56554837
Also known as grammar.

What if

gura will stream on my face

Why the fuck do you threadshitters camp here literally 24 hours a day? Please just tell me. Does the fact that chumbies love and will always love Gura really anger you this much? And it's not just funposting, several of you are obviously chronically here.

>>56555035
They aren't, tourist.

>>56553661
Speaking of forklift, remember Gura bringing up wanting to play this forklift game when talking about games like I AM FISH in her Minecraft stream but never brought it up again?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1392490/Forklift_Load/

>>56554864
I wonder what her excuse will be for playing it offstream now that they got perms

>>56555035
I just want Gura to stream. Notice how the thread was great when she was streaming.

>>56555194
Same one she uses for Monster Hunter.

>>56555194
Isnt baldurs gate 3 a porn game? Shes probably touching her cunny every game session

>>56555035
Don't worry about it. If you're a chumbie you should be used to all of the shitposting by now.

>>56555194
At least she isn't going to join and ruin the collab by already being an expert like outlast trials.

>>56552872
>Catalog =/= /ggg/
What I have learned is that schizos both here and the real world tend to lump a bunch of beliefs together for convenience. So likely Gura antis are also EN antis or Myth and Council antis. For example noticed shit posting of Gura went down when Vesper and Magi left and Gura anti threads when up after catalog beat the subject to death. EN numbers doing well with EN3 suddenly all the holo vs holo threads and "EN idol x actually hates and is jealous of Advent" push threads. Likely some other "story" recently ran it's course so it's back to seething about Gura.

Gura antis are homosexual faggots that wear women's clothes. You see all their trans flags on twitter. You can tell trannies by the way they post.

>>56555035
It's mental illness, antis are deranged and expecting conventional human behavior from them is futile

>>56555210
The threads have been great even when she wasn't streaming for a couple of days. Stop being the reason its shit.

>>56555035
Some people are just so obsessed with hating things that their entire lives revolve around that. They get no enjoyment from anything else.
Be glad you weren't born like that.

>>56555423
Im glad the new gen shitposting died out. So which one is the chumbie?

>>56555423
The gura anti posting peaked during the idol culture seething from the collab shitstorm. They're tourist freaks, both femcels and incels.

>>56555425
>ruin
She literally carried that collab. I just wish she could stream it more.

>>56555423
is this ai

>>56555425
nice try antifag, gura was amazing in it

>>56555587
None of them.

>>56555210
You're literally admitting to shitting up the thread, wow.

I'll just be patient and comfy and grind Holocure until my shark wife is ready to stream again.

>Its another if you complain about no streams then you're an anti episode

>>56556396
correct, you should've been filtered last time, wasn't that the point?

>>56556396
Sorry about that chumbie. When people cry in my presence, I get unreasonably angry.

I've never loved anyone as much as I love gura.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I do love Gura, but she has no content.

>>56556689
Same desu
I'm not sure I ever really loved before. This girl brings up feelings within me I didn't think I was capable of feeling. I don't hate it.

https://youtu.be/KdFYu1feK30?t=2090

Happy Gooba isn't streaming today have time to catch up on Vods bros.

Gura’s gaining a ton of weight

>>56558076
How are they so cute and bratty together? Kusogaki really transends language barriers.

Swimsuit karaoke never ever

>>56558414
Excellent.

we are so back right?....

>>56559529
We will never be back unless she releases a streaming schedule again

>>56559658
we are so back to the ghosting treatment again

>>56559529
I never left.

>>56559529
always have been

what should I do now?
I should've known this will happen when "that" steam account is active again...

>>56560037
You don't have any vidya or anime? Shitposting will only get you so far.

I want to pet gura

>>56560037
you can close the thread and improve yourself

>>56560037
Keep trying, you dummy

>>56560037
Its your fault for being stupid enough to believe that has anything to do with Gura.

I want to pet a fembud.

I miss schedules

>>56560623
Aim better next time.

Im gonna be honest, I think the real reason she didn't want to play Sekiro on stream is because she struggles at the game. The Rhythm style counter is definitely more her thing but the farther I get in the game the less I see her actually being able to beat certain bosses.

I should finally finish that God of War game that's sitting there nearing completion.
The valkyries are actually kind of tough and make me actually learn the game.

>>56551098
sorry guys I came on Gura

new vegas frame in 20 minuets!

>>56559658
Gura made a bs excuse for why she can't do schedules that missed the point that streaminf schedules are meant to give people a general idea of when she'll stream not "constrain" her to only streaming certain games on certain days or onthat she can only stream on those certain days.

>>56561046
If you want to pick which days you're going to stream entirely based on how you're feeling on that day, then by definition, deciding days ahead of time is constraining and won't work

>>56559658
this. it was the only thing keeping her streaming reliably, its the only thing that will fix this

Do you guys love my real wife Gura?

>>56561225
They don't understand this. Though this doesn't take into account the many times she's said streaming cheered her up.

god i love gura's fat fucking tail

me and my daughterwife

>>56561582
Sure, but even recently she's mentioned having a shit day on days she was streaming, so there are times when she knows she can handle it and will probably get into the stream and feel better, and days she just doesn't feel like it full stop. I trust Gura to know how she herself feels and when an enjoyable stream can happen more than anyone else.

>>56561890

>>56560955
Frame doko?

Gura should give Fall Guys another try. I know she hated it, but she was a younger, stupider person back then.

Gura on the telly!

I’m starting to think Gura’s too small to impregnate. I think it would be very bad for her.

>>56562435
I dunno, I think her body may just be able to handle it.

If she doesn't come back tomorrow I'm gonna become a feistybud again...

She makes me so horny. I'm only like this for her because I love her so much.

Gura does not make me horny, but fembuds do.

>>56562563
She's not finishing BG3 in 3 days, retard.

>>56562402
Going for a swim with Gura and to your surprise she gets topless

my pp becoming hard

>>56562523
Imagine Gura waddling around with that belly, constantly complaining to you about it.

THEY ARE

>>56563077
Shoot your goo

>>56562962
KyS, she's gonna return tomorrow

https://files.catbox.moe/8voo90.png

>>56563748
Proceed...

do you guys like bijou
i can't get into her myself

>>56564245
she hasn't played anything that interests me yet

>>56564245
She seems fine and I'm cool with her. However this is a Gura thread.

>>56564550
im just wondering since shes a loli if other ggg people like her

>>56564245
I like most of the advents, good addition to EN

>>56564245
I haven't watched a single second of her

>>56564575
Chumbies love Gura beyond the fact that she's a small girl.

>>56564245
I barely watched her, but I personally don't like her nervous laugh.

All I need on a loli is an exposed belly and I'll goom, but swimsuit season is almost over TuT Gua's gonna put the swimsuit away soon

>>56565161
i thought gura sucked her first month so i'll give her the benefit of the doubt

>>56563748
Interesting. Catbox links are working for me again but only after I open the homepage first. What the fuck.

>>56564245
too esl

>>56565557
You have a weird problem.

>>56565811
Seems like an extension of the spectrum issue, though I wonder if I just need to restart my pc or router to completely fix my problems.

Is this really the sex symbol of hololive?

>>56566566
In my eyes. Yes.

>>56566566
Not a lolicon but I'm constantly trying to imagine how her nipples look and what sort of pantsu she's wearing

>>56563748
I like the idea but don't find it hot. The one of her fucking a fuck is way better.

Do you ever get on a space and time kick and watch a lot of Youtube videos related to it?

Would a tailjob be Gura jerking you off with her tail or you jerking off Gura's tail like it was a dick

>>56567400
First one. Second one is a handjob.

>>56567400
The first one. The second would be tailjacking or something like that

>>56567400
Either or, her shark tail would make things uncomfortable.
Unless her tail is special and feels good no matter which direction it gets rubbed.

>>56567400
>not using her tail as a thrid thigh
cringe

This could be us, Gura.

>>56567400
Like this
https://twitter.com/dd_dd_SKB/status/1604429286580301824

I haven't goomed in a few days and I feel a really good one coming. I'm so horny for my shark wife.

>>56571376
Better make sure it's a good one

Nerissa just mentioned Gawr Gura out of nowhere when she's singing tik tok

>>56571485
So?

>>56571485
What did she say?

>>56571485
The Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN?

>>56571773
"But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Gawr Gura"

>>56571935
Fake Gura mention, then.

Gura is way too sexy for her own good.

Do you think we will see her before the anniversary?

Imagine Gura has the opportunity to go back to before debut, before the character design was even designed, and was given the ability to change her model into anything she wanted
Do you think she would choose to keep it as shark girl or would she become goop goop

>>56574111
I think she would stay a shark girl and no matter what anyone says I believe she had input on her model.

>>56574111
she would murder bloop

>>56569706
There's no way you're pulling that off unless you're a fembud

>>56574400
and replace him with Ebi

>>56575291
so you're telling me there's a chance

my wife

>>56570456
God I want Gura to slap my cock with her tail like that

>>56575972
I really like your wife

my shark wife just left me...

>>56576645
She's with me now, sorry

>>56576645
Can't be related to my own shark wife.

>>56575661
Post tits

>>56577503
Can't trust tits any more, insufficient

>>56577681
?

>>56574186
The shark girl design was lightning in a bottle, and perfectly suited to her, her favorite colour, matches her bodytype, the simplistic three color design, identifiable silhouette, cute and bratty like she is. It really was perfect.

>>56577681
Peehole inspection is only suitable option. Bonus points if it's peeing.

>>56553583

yeah that's how it happened for me, i was also trying to bruteforce it and then 'oh'. was a pretty cool moment desu.

>>56577503
Post feet instead

manboobs are possible so I need to see full spreading

Picture of me and Gura

Gawr "Ghostin" Gura

>>56578653
>You have the leash on.
Why not the other way around?

>>56578733
wish you'd ghost this thread already

god damn this weekend has SUCKED

Kek. Already back to ghosting again.

I'm hot and horny for fembuds.

>>56579322
Mine was pretty awesome.

>>56579322
I had a nice weekend sorry about yours

Gurass

Goob night chumbuds

Feet dreams!

>>56580886

>>56578213
Agreed.

>>56580293
>>56580482
what did you buds do

AME SAYS GURA PLAYING OUTER WILDS WAS THE BEST THING EVER SHE WAS LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOOOO IT SEEMED LIKE SHE REALLY GOT INTO IT AND AME HOPES SHE WILL REALLY GET INTO IT SHE WAS CATCHING ON QUICK EVERYONE IS LIKE GURA CAN'T DO MATH SHE'S NOT SMART BUT GURA HAS INTUITIVE INTELLIGENCE IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND FOR BRAINLETS

>>56581190
naruhodo

>>56581190
But did they have sex yet?

>>56581899
yeah in Japan

>>56581943
Nice

Shark butt

>>56552872
Gura mentioned she was tiring her voice out, so I'm not surprised by the absence. She will stream again.

Too much gurass and Gurafeet itt

>>56583136

>gura asks ame for collabs
>ame agrees but only if Gura finishes Outer Wilds
to live in such a world. bliss.

Too much Gura, not enough fembuds ITT.

Mori basically said the reason she never chats in Gura’s streams anymore because of chumbuds

>>56583479
No she didn't. This is just Kiara bait with Mori's name changed out.

The reason with I never chat in Gura's chat is because I never did in the first place.

>>56583479
this is bait, but I will never forgive Mori for putting Gura in harms way last year

>>56583782
retard

>>56583479
Timestamp. Now.

>>56583849
newfag

>>56584242
retard

>>56583479
I don't really like when other girl goes to anothers chat, is just a distraction most of the time

>>56583479

>>56584400
go back deadnigger

>>56584433
it's fun, actually. I wish Gura did it more

>>56584122
She was talking about the lyrics of one of her songs, and said she stays away from openly interacting with some of the Holos to avoid negative reactions from their fanbase. It doesn’t take a huge leap in logic to say this sounds like she’s talking about Gura and chumbuds.

>>56584433
I only like it when a girl gets mentioned and she puts a message in chat, like the shifty eyes or something

>>56584597
That's a leap, and it also isn't a timestamp like I asked for. Install the DVR script.

I really want to punch the bloop orb on my dakimagura but I don't want to accidentally hurt Gura's cute sleeping face

>>56583479
Chumbies love the Myth girls and want nothing but the best for them. These sound like the same people that wanted people to hate Kiara.

>>56583782
Mori is a cunt for doing this. A careless unthinking cunt that wouldn't even look after her own. She endangered everything, and didn't give a fuck. Typical careless fat tattooed wigger.

>>56585127
i don't like mori

I love how they get a hint of drama and flock to /ggg/ to tlak about it.

>>56581967
Is that bloop on the middle

>>56585321
Are you crying

>>56585306
For me it's Monster Ultra Paradise.

You get to marry Gura
but
You have to service every single member of her extensive harem at least once every single day that you are married to her
Balls completely empty and in pain? Too bad. You have another 5 girls today.
Cock rubbed raw and bloody? Oh nyo. Better finish off the last half of your daily quota.
Vans Deferens, Prostate, and Seminal Vesicles dying from being so overworked? Well you're almost done. For the day. Keep it up!

>>56586038
Can I use my fingers?

>>56585397
You don't have to like Mori and you don't need to.
She's an irresponsible retard that never stops fucking up but at least she seems to realize this and wants to be friends with the girls.

why gura

>>56586827
Cute!

>>56586895
who Gura

i think I should be the one to marry Gura

>>56587574
Nah that should be me