/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56538451
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>56538522
amen

>>56538522
amén

>>56538522
Amen.
Make the rest of this day great, /MANS/!

Just got back, announcement doko?

IMPREGNATE NOIR VESPER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltGkgpHLljA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltGkgpHLljA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltGkgpHLljA

>>56538984
ANNOUNCEMENT: Noir Vesper is a WHORE. No mention of his whereabouts or his return.
Source: altare told me this in a dream

Call me a vampire because I want so badly to bite his neck

Preparing mentally for this.

>>56539216
wtf i hate altare now why would he do that

Terminate Magni Dezmond

>>56539653
Who?

>>56539653
Laminate Magni Dezmond.

https://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1326355021093498880
HOLY SHIT

>>56539653
expirate magni dezmond

Any good new fics?

>>56539754
No way!

>>56539754
HOL YSHIT THEY'RE BACK!!!

>>56539754
MITHERFUCKER

>>56539829
Since hatefuck axmag? None that have caught my eye

>>56539754
https://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1680662894520803328
holy shit...

>>56539829
Someone finally wrote a Shintare fic

>>56540278
its so over

>>56540278
Not like this...

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1693331150096502831

>>56540458
ITS SO OVER

where the fuckin vesojis.......please...give me a vesoji to love......

>>56540730
This is the best art to come from them so far

>>56541031
meant for >>56540458

>>56541031
what about this

>>56540286
I knew it would happen as soon as they finally dropped an official one-on-one collab. It was all they were missing.

>>56541000
just become a dyke im sure its much easier to find yourself a hag vestie

I missed them a lot today.

>>56541000
Here I am but it's very likely I'm nowhere near you.

https://twitter.com/mokochuls/status/1693272893793427574/photo/1

>>56541880
cute

>>56541671
NOOOOooOOOOooO

i want vesper to molest meeeee

>>56541000 (me)
>rare photo of me praying

>>56542263
I am not a disgusting degenerate like you but I agree that Vesper should come back (and Magni for that matter).

i want altnowa to molest each other

>>56542578
You make me want to go on a diet and shave my body hair.

>>56542621
altare would only let that ugly menhera bastard molest him if it meant manipulating him to get what he wants (like all of his SC revenue, and pokemon merch)

>>56542702
You can be thin and muscular but you cannot change your age....you will still be branded as a vesoji....and I will be here,,,waiting in the shadows

>>56542783
...I think I'll get extra locks on my door.

next week is going to be crazy

>>56542578
these threads do fucking wonders for my self-esteem. the entire rest of society paints my bodytype as unattractive and now here i am for the first time feeling actually wanted

>>56543205
there's someone out there for everyone, anon. some woman out there would see you and think you're perfect. at which point the only problem is if you're also into her

>>56543205
Same.

>>56542991
Not crazy enough
where's the BG3 that was promised

i miss magnoir

>>56542721
TOT letting drunk dirty ojiisan vesper bad touch him for pokemon cards TTOTT

Since everyone keeps talking about it I went and checked the membership stream Bettel did spoiling the cover and he said there at the time it was tachibana he was going to have do the mixing (this was before all the shit about him came out), what does it mean bros

>>56543999
Altare blackmailing a pathetic pervert and living the sugar baby dream TuT

>>56544124
WAIT I've connected the dots, this stream was after the Magnoir hiatus started so if Bettel was still going to hire him then he probably has nothing to do with their disappearance

>>56544124
which stream was it

>>56544514
why is the vestie so small

>>56544514
But if the comment was BEFORE the leak shit came out then how can you know that Bettel still wanted to work with him?

>>56544568
that vestie is made up of 2 pixels and a dream

>>56544514
The information about Tachibana didn't go public until after the hiatus started, so it still might have been privately shared to Cover before it came out on a wider basis.

Seeing as the Holostars Rust Server #2 starts this week, I'm gonna post the rules again.
They're basically the same as the first edition, with the addition of an Temma hosting an event right before the building ban period.

>>56544548
https://www.youtube.com/live/6wIlc41UkX8
Mentioned at around 48 minutes

>>56543205
people should try dating a hairy guy...god...the hair feel is sooooo good hmmmghhhh

>>56544729
>"I got Tachi cookin up that thing again"
oh

>>56544776
Stop tempting me you gremlin.

>>56544650
>>56544688
No but that's what I mean. If cover knew all this shit before it was public and two talents had to go on hiatus because of it, why would they let anyone keep working with him?

>>56544934
because vesper and magni's suspension is not related to tachibana. that's the obvious and only answer.

>>56544934
so that pretty much shoots the tachibana rrat down the toilet.
maybe like Altare said, just dont speculate

>>56544934
We don't know the details of the timing at all. Bettel might not have known what was going on himself.

We thriving. THRIVING!

>>56544934
My personal copium rrat is that Tachibana targeted Magni and Vesper specifically with his leaks; while Bettel did have contact, he wasn't at threat.

>>56545196
lynnear's bettels are so cute and rapeable

>>56544378
ToT mix that with the altare seducing his friends dad(vesper) fic UOOOOH TOT

>>56543205
Just don't fall down the rabbit hole of bodyposting on /soc/.

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1693355465948983703

>>56545526
mannnn ToT if i could write worth anything i'd be on this idea...god vesper and altare having to keep their already criminal arrangement a secret from flayon and the rest of the friend group..the risk and everything that comes with it..activates too many neurons

>>56546144
why can't HE DIE INSTEAD
DIE DIE DIE BETTEL DIE BETTEL LOVE

B-bettel just called me a bitch!! How dare he

I need my whore oshi back. He and you sick fucks /here/ gave me a crippling piss & wetting fetish T-T

art requests anyone?

>>56546144
HILLARY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>56546690
vesoji being groomed

>>56546690
Bettel 2 eating hot wings

>>56546690
Vesoji getting fucked by Bettel

>>56546690
twobert and vesper having tea and nerding out

axmag domestic abuse

I think every Holostar should be required to do lewd streams

>>56546144
no...

>>56547358
dingoose hate fuck

>>56545090
as close as he is with magni there is no way he doesnt know.

>>56546499
>spoiler
Nigga why

>>56547093
>>56547213
stop lewding the vesojis, theyre for tabletop games and tea not for groomiing

>>56547257
I agree, second the motion

>>56547942
Indeed. Besides, we must be faithful to the ideals of the Wizards Guild. Losing such powers for a little attention and pleasure is not worth it.

>>56545196
I keep giggling when I see this expression in the video. It's so derpy

>>56546690
Magni and Vesper looking outside the window sad seeing the rest of Tempus having fun

>>56548128
I hope you studied your spells Mr Wizard because we WILL be on your tower

Surely this shit can't last for another month, right? They're gonna be back before October, right?

>>56544690
So teaming up is still on the table but you won't on helping, sounds more fair in compare to just strickly forbid it, looking forward to it

>>56547257
i'd rather see them having sex but this too

you guys lied. cover does have needy streamer overdose perms still

i'm so glad the abortion was a failure

So who's gonna be playing Armored Core 6 at the end of the week?

>>56546144
FUCK HILLARY FUCK FUCK

>>56548813
God wanted Bettel 2 to live.

>>56548856
Flay probably if Rust and work don't interfere too much

>>56548794
retard

>>56549062
its on shiori's schedule

JESTER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp_Q5Oi3rME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp_Q5Oi3rME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp_Q5Oi3rME

one of the greats (tempus nsfw artist) is back!

>>56549182
He found his old intro!

>>56546499
I'm so sorry little magmite...

>>56548249
I dare you to try, harpy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqCv4JRg4sk

i honestly believed it was him for a sec and was ready to STRANGLE him

so heff jardy was just some guy huh

>>56549846
it was a good way of handling a one guy'd moment. Mysta could've learn from him

kek

so uhh hes really going after the critics huh

If Magni was still around I bet he would Bettel prepare something cool..

>>56550145
i mean its funny

>>56550145
i don't think it's in an aggressive way, it's just a way to make his own negativity sound like it's coming from someone else lol

novel titties

Bettel fondling your novel titties

>>56550580
i regret buying the man's style now kek

>>56548288
Should be

>>56550307
yeah i get it. I also tempered my expectations since i knew moving arc took a lot out of him.

Bettel should be shipped with heff jardy, he's positively pining after him

>i wanna talk to heff bro
That man sent a fucking $5 superchat. Is mortally threatening your oshi the best way to get them to interact with you to this extent?

>>56550920
it would make my peepee the big peepee

I still think bettel 2 really was heff jardy

>>56551114
nah, that gives me big Flayon energy

only bettel and Hakka today?

>>56551166
mockingbird thriving

>>56551166
Flayon is soon

FLAYFLAY AND ALTARE SO CUUUUTE

flayon... kek I didnt notice

flay and leader love

>>56551322
>>56551480
>>56551526
What happened?

hehehehehe

>>56551634
the august 19th stream calls were 100% improv

>>56551634
Flay and Leader's improv sections weren't planned. Bettel asked them while the stream was still ongoing to try to spice up the stream a bit.

>>56551693
plaplaplaplayGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT

>>56551730
>>56551781
As expected of my pilot.
He comes up with stuff like that off the fly all the time

i think monster was better but one reason isn't bad

>>56551693
Ugly

>>56551851
:(

>>56551634
Flayon leaked what song Bettel was covering during the stream

bettel 2 calling flayon "red" is legitimately the cutest thing

>>56552170
Cheeky pilot

>>56551781
Leave it to Bettel to ask others to make his stream interesting

>the jelly beans were shinri's idea

the whole stream being a group effort makes it so much better to me

FLAYTEL COLLAB NEXT WEEK

YES MORE RE6 KINO

>>56552515
TEMPUS LOVE

the earth is shaking wtf

hoo boy that superchat

GET THE FUCKING SPREADJNG2KT
SHEET

captcha:GAY2AT

>>56552278
I need more twobert and flayon arts I was so happy to see them get a chance to talk yesterday

>>56553356
I wasn't paying attention, what's up?

You can tell he is now being more cautious when reading chat

>>56553356
What was it?

>>56553538
nothing much. just some unassuming bettelion mentioning magnowa. bettel read the persons name and paused right before reading the thing

open casket wedding...

>>56553538
NTA bettel joked that he thought about pretending to die with an explosion sound and abruptly ending stream and disappearing for 2 weeks with no notice. Someone superchatted that their heart couldn't handle it that too with what's going on with magni and vesper. He just thanked the superchat but he didnt read it out

Bettel treating Magni and Vesper like they were holo girls...owari da

>>56553856
>>56554174
Oh... fucking yikes

Ooo

>>56554391
mama love

>>56554174
its so over...

Have any of the boys even alluded that they're gonna be coming back? I feel like it's always just been "We don't know anything stop asking". At least when Vesper was suspended all the boys were making light of it, basically saying it was undeserved and to bully him with money when he comes back.

>>56554174
>>56554361
Jesus Christ
It's actually isn't it bros?

>>56554458
honestly quite incredible

>>56554862
It's definitely not a positive reaction. Cover really shouldn't be so opaque about this.

>>56544690
Oh yeah, and this is the map.

>>56547257
theyre talking about warhammer 40k

>>56555385
What armies do they collect?
>inb4 vesper plays blood angels

>>56555385
Man, these two would probably have some amazing chemistry. It'd probably be weird to have a member doing a collab with another member's brother and nobody else though, so I guess we'll never see it.

>>56555497
i dont know much about warhammers but didnt twobert mention something about orcs once?

>>56555127
>>56554862
It's really hard to tell, Bettel probably didn't wanna say stuff on it out of fear of getting scold by mane-san by either leaking info or giving false information, he does tend to handle situation very carefully and chooses the most safe route, being in this case just saying nothing about it

>>56555588
just have it on bettel's channel with him in the background going "huh" and "what" and stuffing snacks in his face

>>56554853
Both Altare and Axel talk in a manner that they are coming back

I think Phantom 2 is a lazy dog who is usually found sleeping in inexplicable places like an empty box you closed 5 minutes ago

>>56555588
Bettel 2 would probably have way better chemistry with most of Tempus

>>56554853
the only person that doesnt bring them up casually is Bettel. All the other boys talk about them like normal my dude

>>56554853
No. Axel and Leader were the only two that spoke at any length. Axel’s was the “we don’t know anything”. Leader said “they’re taking a short, little break” and “hopefully they’ll be back soon” but nothing since then.

>>56555385
they're talking about marrying me actually. this is so cute thank you

That guy that slapped Flayon's ass and winked at him? Me.

>>56556281
wait what happened

>>56556281
i wrote this.

I miss Magni so bad, I'm this close to being a filthy doxxmite..

>>56556685
for what it's worth, doxxmites don't seem any happier. doxxtellion on the other hand, are happy as pigs in shit, the fucking freaks

>>56556685
be free, be doxx. go and eat your loops from yesterday. just don't bring it back here

>>56544729
Well, back to square one...

pff. bagus streamed today just to address the few people that thought he coulda done better with a hyped up event that he fumbled together.

guy is gonna be the mysta of hololive. can't ignore or handle negative criticism.

this and flayon shoulda went with niji

Flay needs correction...

>>56557140
>this and flayon shoulda went with niji
No he really shouldn't have

>>56557140
I don't think anyone should go to Niji man

>>56538522
Amen.

>>56539358
Come back Vesper.

They're gone and they are never coming back, why, WHY!!!!!!

>>56556281
huh??

>>56557140
why do you type like a boomer african american on fb

almost 6 weeks since the hiatus was announced. feels like it was announced last year but 6 weeks is kind of a short amount of time looking at it now

>>56556515
>>56557608
He was talking about sexual harassment in school that he didn't think much of at the time but was weird looking back on it

>>56556947
Oops, all loops

Even if they come back, I have no idea if I will want to watch them regularly for a long while.

>>56557760
Yeah, I'm ok with waiting, bu its sad that are missing so many events in Hololive while they're gone. I know Magni didn't like Rust, but Vesper might had joined this time, he was still making jokes about "cooking" with Axel in Rust while playing Only Up.

>>56558002
you dont watch streams anyways. lets not kid ourselves

>>56556927
I don't get it, why aren't doxxmites happy?

>>56555385
Cute

>>56558082
I do but I've transitioned to almost solely Shinri now.

>>56558190
ew tranny

>>56558002
ill only watch magni again if he doubles down on his sonic autism

>>56558190
You'd better hard commit to Rust arc then

>>56558190
Wait till Rust starts up again, you'll be beging for counter programming

>>56558277
Magni comes back and he plays Sonic Dreams Collection with his 2D model decked out in Sonic clothing assets and a blue filter across his skin.

I can't believe Vesper got himself mega suspended just to avoid another Rust arc with his senpais.

>>56558330
I'll be watching it during work

>>56558360
It will be so relaxing

i am going on a hunger strike until vesper returns

>more menhera former vesties are moving on to shinri
we dont deserve a hero like shinri

>>56558478
I think all vesties should do this
no more fat pigs

>>56558478
All fat vesojis should join you in this hunger strike

>>56558117
...
Thats wierd if true, he's been consistent the past 2 weeks, you know how much people want Magni to keep to a schedule and stream for more then 2.1 hours at a time!

>>56558586

>>56558518
Shinri should take over his position in the guild too, Shinri makes way more sense as a scholar than Vesper.

>>56558528
nta but i need to eat more (60 grams of protein) to build muscle. do you want a skinny vestie or a strong vestie chose your fate western man

>>56558761
NTA but is 60 grams how MUCH you need/ how much MORE you need, how much you HAVE at this moment?

I need the boys to comeback, my lore headcanons fall apart if anybody leaves

>>56558478
You fat fucks can finally thin down thank god.

>>56559101
this is the true and most painful horror.

>>56559101
If they don't we can just write them off as corrupted data.

I noticed something. You can talk about doxxmites and hint at his other activities to a certain extend, but if you even suggest the existence of a not Bettel out there your reply gets nuked instantly... which bettelion is camping out here deleting all trace of his rm? Report the doxxmites too or don't do it at all man.

>>56558742
You fool!
A Scholar isn't just "some smart guy" but a person with interest and experience byond what you can learn in books. Ous spear collecting, cross country biking, wood camp pooping, WoW undead Fing Oji is the only TRUE scholar in guild Tempus.
No matter how many degrees the others have, THEY DONT HAS THE SHEAR GRID OUT BELOVED GRAMPIRE HAS!

>>56558478
that would probably kill most people, but you fatties probably have enough fat stored in your bodies to last you for YEARS

>>56559098
60 grams is how much i need. my plan is to eat about 0.53 my bodyweight. im pretty sure im under 45 grams per day rn, im not a big eater

>>56559483
mhmm. Good luck!

>>56559348
Bettellion are chronically online and from what I’ve seen the amount of magmites /here/ fluctuates a lot it might be because im getting old and lazy but I just ignore doxx rather than report. with everything going on now and the amount it’s easier to ignore

im gonna write a kronii x vesper femdom rape fanfiction

>>56560015
the only reason vesper isn't streaming right now is because cover leased him out to kronii as a sex slave.
it just happened to be at the same time magni's been on hiatus so people clump the two together.

>>56560015
Anyone know any good femdom artists who are into Hololive/Tempus? I'd be interested in seeing this drawn

>>56560282
im sure there's an indog artist out there

>>56560015
cope, Kronii is mumei's boyfriend you have nothing anon

>>56560504
thank goodness none of it is real and i can ship whatever i want :3

>>56560560
>:3
Someone kidnap this anon please

>>56560282
i've got a heavy workload but i might be able to slot this one in somewhere

>>56560700
Oh nyo... :3

i just want to see vesper be raped by a male female robot whatever. he deserves to be anally destroyed and have his wizardhood taken from him violently

>>56560788
that's really cute, anon

>>56560775
Im sowwy I lied I type like that too frequently, keep being a cute brat anon!~

>>56560830
nothing but the best for my oshi

>>56560788
That robot? Future altare

>>56560964
vesper is going to be raped by
>Altare
>Regina
>future robot Altare
he cant keep getting away with it!

>>56560504
Mumei punishes Kronii by domming and mindbreaking Vesper into becoming her pet instead of Kronii's.

i think it's cute he likes karlach https://files.catbox.moe/s2gx21.png

>>56561345
Nice, very nice

>>56560015
Please send the link after.

>>56561345
>catbox
:( cant open for me

>>56561345
What a fucking simp. He really is Gavis Better.

>>56559827
>spoiler
It takes three seconds to even slightly improve the quality of this thread, lazy axelotl. I've always done it for both of them but this point I am almost entirely convinced that meidos hate Magni.

>>56561345
I'd say you never disappoint but I feel a higher force will smite me if I say anything nice

>>56561025
It's almost romantic that it would happen in any timeline/universe

>>56561345
oh my god i wasn't ready for bettel 2 porn

>>56561423
litter isn't working for me at all so i guess you'll just have to suffer, apparently catbox has known issues with a couple of isps right now
>>56561641
god is dead. you aren't. keep complimenting

Is Noir back yet?

>>56561694
It's like Dracula but he gets found in every lifetime instead

catbox is not working for me because ive been reading too much maxvid fanfiction and now im on a watchlist

>>56561345
He likes Karlach?? Super based. She is so cute I love her

Is Gavis dead yet?

>>56561813
>8:55AM Monday, August 21, 2023 (JST)
It's the beginning of the week, announcement must be coming later today

>>56561854
What do these words mean

announcement tomorrow

>>56561956
yeah he said she was his favorite yesterday, shadowheart is bettel's favorite by looks (proof we were meant to be together) but it's a perfect pick for twobert somehow
>>56561423
litter briefly back up idk if it'll work better for you but here you go https://litter.catbox.moe/4pqn5y.png

>>56562004
Only on the inside.

>>56562518
it worked ToT THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD MWAH

>>56562234
popular age gap ship from once popular web series from roosterteeth, campcamp

>>56562518
Of course Bettel would like Shadowheart kek. I bet Karlach also to be Magni's favorite, if his past waifus are anything to go by. Twobert reminds me of Magni a lot at times

Can someone please post Bettel's sideye emote I need it desperately and fast and I can't find it

>>56563940
https://rentry.org/tempusemotes

>>56563940

>>56564287
>>56564350
Thanks I needed it for our work groupchat where one of our coworkers was accusing the owner of being on cocaine

>>56564751
>where one of our coworkers was accusing the owner of being on cocaine
lol

>>56564751
understandable

>>56564751
was he on cocaine though?

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1693420415786570202
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1693420415786570202

>>56565038
absol is overrated

>>56565038
do you think Axel or shotaxel ever jerked off to pokemon

>>56565270
who hasn't?

why do fags never post screenshots of tweets here

>>56565333
normal people

>>56565367
why don't you make a throwaway

>>56565367
Because I can't look in the archive for screenshots

>>56565367
Anons usually do

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1693420415786570202

>>56566004
No way that's my fav pokemon

>>56566004
why do I only get geodudes

>>56566141
do you sleep like a rock, anon?

>>56566004
Holy shit! A croagunk!

>>56566004
that's a rare one, right? so he must be sleeping well?

I hate this poorfag so much
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1693423364944392442

>>56565038
He's so excited, cute!

>>56566004
Why is he playing it in japanese

>>56566402
hes just like me frfr

>>56566461
He reads JP better than EN, also he probably grew up with JP pokemon names

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1693423872312537505

>>56566633
He'd accept Altare's proposal for that 1k.

>>56566402
he gonna die

>>56566461
He’s stated before that he mainly grew up JP and only started branching out when his parents forced him into an EN high school cuz they were worried about him not knowing it. That’s why his mainstays are fuck, shit, bitch and cunt.

>>56565398
i guarantee you it's more normal to have fapped to a pokemon than not to have

>>56566402
He still hasn't switched chairs?...
Don't look up what those gas cylinders in office chairs can do

>>56566402
Are we going to lose 3 Tempus members?

>>56567004
he's talking about his chairmat, a mat he puts under the chair to protect the floor

>>56566994
nta, if you frequent /vp/ or 4chan sure but otherwise that is definitely false

>>56567218
I skipped the word mat, well, that's not too bad then

>>56566994
Zoophile anon...

>>56567309
i would wager that literally over 90% of the under-30 population of western civilization (+ japan) has jerked off to a pokemon at some point

>>56566004
Bros...

>>56567860

>>56567919
absol serious…

GIFT SHINRI 50 CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS OR ELSE

>>56567860
you'd lose that wager

>>56567919
Absol protects from the disasters and can predict them, doesn't bring them itself

>>56567860
meds, now

>>56567951
>>56568054
>>56568067
notice that i said western civilization, not whatever third-world shithole you people come from

>>56568347
i mean, if you're called the united states a shithole, then fair point i guess

>>56561345
im in LOVE with this it’s so fucking good thank you

SHINRI AUDIO ISSUES ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFweFxmPJB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFweFxmPJB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFweFxmPJB4

>>56568402
outside of big cities, the us is basically a waspified middle east

>>56568347
texas isn't that bad

>>56568604
AUDIO ISSUES NOW FIXED

I swear I can hear the broken fan

I hope Tempus play by themselves this time now that they kinda know how it works

>>56568769
it's me, i've been broken since magnoir disappeared

>>56542702
Stronger together. Its time to cycle and spear hunt.

>>56568769
I think this might be a meds moment, I checked on both of my headphones and I can't hear anything like a fan.

>>56568965 (Me)
Ok, Shinri confirmed he'll play by himself at the start, nice

>>56568650
as an ex-texan, yes the fuck it is

>>56542578
I woke up and there no vesoji beside me..... :(

>>56569214
Nah, right at the start you could hear it, but now that he's on the groove talking non-stop it gets hard to hear it

>>56537429
>>56568769
Isn't not just a visual similarity, Shinri really is Angeal.

>>56569457
And it will never be like that.

>>56567309
You only believe that because 4chan is among the few places where people freely talk about it

>>56546499
yessss, join us

OH GOD I TRIED TO WARN YOU GUYS NOW CATVIS IS DEAD

>>56567860
you'd probably win that bet if you had said they jerked off to pokegirls like Misty etc. rather than the actual pokemon. now back to the pokephilia threads on /vp/ you go

>>56570112
nyaugust nyanteenth real

>>56562217
I'll say it time and time again, no announcement, they just tweet themselves when they come back.

>>56569457
i would if i could, dead serious, but i don't even know where in the world you are

I thought it wouldve been funny if he went to the door yesterday and then just left his model dead until it redirected to the cover

>>56570365
That counts for me.

>>56570365
i think they mean a graduation/termination announcement anon

what happened in bettel's stream where he's calling his fans freaks?

>>56570986
It's not that unusual for him to call us freaks can you be more specific

>>56570986
watch streams

>>56569900
>>56570460
kek the duality

I still think the best way for Magni and Vesper to come back is to start their drawing collab stream and pretend that they haven't been missing for a month.

Though it would be especially funny if they had open VC and the other boys chimed in about their disappearances, about which they deny everything of course.

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! AXEL'S BACK!!! My one good news this day! I woke up sick, so I was feeling a bit down, but none of that matters! Oh man, I'm so excited to listen to whatever he's got to say- I hope he had so much fun on his trip! Hope he took lots of photos too, and he said he was going to share some, but I don't think I mind even if he doesn't- taking photos of fun times like this is important, I think, and just good to have for yourself! I learned that the hard way, so I encourage you guys to also do the same and make sure to have memories to look back on. And this guy's already getting ready to cook for us again? I wonder if Axel missed us as much as we did him, maybe somehow that makes me happy to hear. The absol he got on Pokemon Sleep is a beauty too, such a cool Pokemon and one I really like! I wanna go welcome this guy back soon!!! Love you a lot Axel, and I hope that you had a good time during your trip and ate good foods, and that you stayed worry free for a few days and maybe caught up on some sleep too. Please always stay happy and healthy and I hope the best in all that you do!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>56570460
anon...if only we can talk but we are both anons...ahhh the vesojis will continue to be a dream.

>>56569900
NOOOoooOOO..... vesojis......

>>56571416
god, they would absolutely not be allowed to do this but it would be so much fun

>>56570179
I'm halfway through a sociology degree (yeah, I know) and I actually conducted an anonymous survey on this among students at my college. Do you know how many of the 200 people I surveyed felt sexual attraction to a Pokémon at some point during their lives? 194. Literally almost all of them. It was the most overwhelmingly lopsided survey I've ever done.

soul link and drawing collab

>>56571653
i think i may have underestimated how twisted zoomers are

>>56571653
>sociology degree (yeah, I know)
well that's not so bad, it's just observing humans and society. regardless of how it goes

>>56571653
Either they were shitposting IRL or TPC knows what's up

>>56571653
That's so odd, I've only met like 10 people that ever played pokemon where I live

>>56571653
please make this your masters paper

>>56571416
That sounds funny until they deny everything but that one rrat because it's actually the truth

vesper... magni...come back...

>>56572075
That's the second collab stream: They hold a zatsu to talk about their disappearance and debunk/confirm every rrat that's been shared /here/.

>>56572133
Wow, haven't seen you around in ages.

>>56572075
the butt baby rrat?

>>56571653
The fuck? I grew up with Pokemon in the 90s and I never felt any sort of sexual attraction to a Pokemon. We need a moratorium on all zoomers until we get this sorted out.

>>56571814
Consider the scenario
>Be horny little adolescent
>Look up "pokemon porn" expecting the humans
>Get pictures of pokemon pp/vagoo
>Horny little adolescent mind just goes "unga bunga pp/vagoo"
Or something like that
Since that's about what happened to me and probably happened to some others

Vesper is pregnant with my child and he will deliver a healthy mentally sound baby girl

Rust server hasn't even started yet and Shinri is already thinking of giving clothes to Flayon and Hakka.