/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

finally

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

i want to look at gura

Hey fellas. I was going through some old videos on my pc today and found "/a/ sings hitorigoto" and something sounded a little familiar.
This is just my own confirmation bias... right?
https://files.catbox.moe/djqk47.mp4

Child

>>56522854
doesn't sound anything like her

>>56522854
kinda sounds like mumei

is ublock blocking catbox now

>>56523477
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/473364-blocked-catbox-soundpost-fix

>>56523680
thanks

Gurass

Goob morning. I love Gura!

when will gura get to show off her heart pupils...

>>56524196
Based Gurass poster.

surely gura streams tonight?

headpats slut

>>56525562
gura here, yes

>>56525789
gura, i love you

Gf's parents coming over tomorrow, should I put away the Dakimagura?

Eepy

>>56526077
keep it out, your gf is the one you need to worry about

>>56525789
Please marry me.

goob

>>56526077
did you bend your gf over the daki yet?

Gurassic Park trilogy watchalong soon

>>56526359
goop goop?

>>56525562
Why are chumbies still pretending to be ignorant? maybe they need a reminder:
https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/followinglist_viewer.php?username=BarbieSE
>he gets founder badge before everybody else 1 minute after the gawrgura twitch channel was officially created

Don't forget she left for her "house hunting" trip shortly after the Covid travel restrictions to Sweden were lifted. Between the house hunting trip and the winter's hiatus there were 9 months (guess what takes 9 months to evolve).

Gura gets "platonically" fucked by Barbs her "platonic" boyfriend on daily basis, so much that she got "platonically" pregnant with his child and birthed a cute Swedish-American mutt last winter. The WWE poll said "made by user from Sweden" because she was still/again in Sweden shortly before her 2022 birthday, she visits him all the time and most likely owns an house in Sweden to stay over whenever she wants unless she stays directly with him and all his family knows. Also reminder that not only she gets raw creampied by Martin, she also plays games with him instead of streaming, like Outlast Trials and DBD. The only reason she "came back" this month is because he received threats and she's trying to damage control but there's no attachment for her work, much less for her fanbase that she sees only as a nuisance who "won't let me enjoy Martin's cock in peace".

tl;dr she is a WHORE and the WHOREST of them all until proven otherwise.

>>56526921
goopy

>>56523301
>>56523339
>not posting this one
Shame

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>56527263
I think Gura is enjoying being called a bitch by Ame. Do I need meds?

Don't reply to schizos, damn the schizos... they told me she ditched streams to play Valheim with her "friend" even thought she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They said she changed discord pic and steam name to mock Chumjoker and created a new private account to continue playing with her "friend" even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They said she used a Swedish VPN to make the birthday poll to trigger the "schizos" who pointed out the events above, even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They said that after returning from the fes, she spent her time playing games with him instead of streaming, even though she totally isn't romantically attached to him. They can't be real chumbuds if they don't trust Gura.

Thank god I am a real chumbud and I only trust MY WIFE unlike the cucks who can't stop thinking about some guy, right? they're a bunch of faggots, aren't they? I'm looking forward to next ASMR with my wife Gura. She promised and there's no way she would break a promise, right? she said she owes us for our patience with her, didn't she? there's no reason why I shouldn't trust her, is there?

>>56527263
I have posted that one before I want to post difffernt ones

>>56527314
She does because she's a WHORE.

>>56527314
It's probable

fat people are the fucking worst

>>56527465
there are definitely some ancient soundposts of her and ame talking about petplay around, but I can't be arsed to dig them up

>>56527501
Hey I'm not that bad

>>56527501
what the hell man

>>56527263
They forgot they are not having discord sex

>>56527263
Its entirely possible it became a joke between them since that incident

you guys are just pretending right?...
she clearly said snitch

>>56527764
catbox hort

>>56527698
anon they've been calling each other bitch for years. that's what friends do

>>56527501
They really are, especially the women. Fat women shouldn't exist, even if they lose weight it will always leave scars due to skin stretching and it looks disgusting. Besides, if they are fat in the first place it means they are fucked up in the head, they should only get put down, for their own good.

>>56527764
No, she said bitch. Get your fucking ears checked.

Fat girls have the most disgusting habits. They aren't human.

>>56527698
Probably. Gura is a good girl, she gives second chances even to nasty people.

>>56528097
Wow Gura peed everywhere!

Gura would absolutely love being walked around naked, blindfolded, gagged, leashed, and in leg-binders
Especially in public.

>>56528256
Thank God Gura isn't fat.

>>56528330
she likes the idea of it. my wife is a dreamer

It would be cool if chumputer dev would add an option to sync Fuwamoco and baubau as well, I enjoy them a lot too, they've been great
Looking forward to future collabs with them

Imagine how pretty she (HER) has become after all the idol practice and all the physical activity she did this year and still does. She must be a pretty fine lady, a very huggable and breedable adorable lady.

>>56528496
sometimes it fails to work, when that happens a link to the archives would be helpful

goowa today?

>>56528958
If she's bored enough she might stream.

i want to pet this little praise slut and call her a good girl

>deleted

>implying you wouldn't breed HER

If your top life's goal isn't to breed her then you need to fix your priorities.

>>56529003
>bored
Not gonna happen until she's done playing baldur's gate.

Sometimes I think Gura is a little bit dumb

>>56529595
Just a little bit? I bet she gets bullied offstream for being unironically retarded.

>>56529595
Mere human minds can't comprehend her brilliance.

>"it took me 15 minutes to get this to work, I'm usin' 'em!"
Cute.

>>56529595
>little bit

>>56529712
is there a human being who wouldn't say the same

Gooba today yes

I had a dream but I forgot most of it
something involving me getting stabbed in the gut with a butterknife by gura

>>56529859
Wrong timeloop bud.

I'm busy tonight so she's streaming.

>>56529892
no, i believe she will stream tonight

>>56529947
me too but probably members

>>56530085
even better then

Bratty princess ASMR tonight

>>56530188
sorry but its gonna be slime succubus ASMR

Emo school hallway locker bully ASMR tonight

gura should do a stream entirely in a combination of uwu, unintelligible babytalk noises, barking/meowing, whispering, random noises, humming, and valley girl

>>56522854
no way gura is /a/utist ? !

I miss lovely dovey Gura streams like you wouldn't believe. I wish I could hear her say again "I love you" sincerely, like she used to. I miss the feels of attachment she made me feel back in the days with her cute talks and shy soft voice. I miss it all so much bros...

Baldur Gate tonight

>>56530336
>its entirely possible gura drugs herself
Yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1X8MNuR_0

When was last time she sang a love song in a karaoke stream? or in any streams at all.

>>56530409
That was before normies screamed about parasocial behavior but Gura seems to be caring less about that now. Like how she called us darling and then pointed out how some may find it cringe.

>>56530587
All millionaires do, especially women.

>>56530603
You'd have to be a retard or a bot to ask this

>>56530689
ye when gura eat espresso she go czary one time she eat choco on stream and go czachy meow/uwu voice (˵◡‿◡⑅)

>>56530801
I'm busy a lot these days, did she actually sing recently? I must have missed it.

>>56530665
>Like how she called us darling and then pointed out how some may find it cringe
When was this? I cant remember it at all

>>56530890
https://youtube.com/watch?v=THOUJhEcPRE

>>56531036
Ooh, no wonder you're retarded, you're just watching clips.

>>56530890
https://youtu.be/THOUJhEcPRE?t=24

>>56531068
im not getting a timestamp for your shit memory ass

>>56531156
You don't watch streams, you mean.

>>56531181
I haven’t missed a stream since 2022. Just because I didn’t get the exact timestamp for you because a clip was available, they’re listed on Holodex. Not sure why you’re upset, were you trying to setup a shitpost?

>>56531343
This conversation is very funny if you've watched her last stream, which you haven't.

>>56530603
> (﹏)
https://youtu.be/hYlnhCYEwJ4?t=14

>>56531384
What do you think the discussion is about?

>>56531498 (me)
>>( ༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ )

>>56531555
NTA but I think he’s upset that you suggested that she worries about ‘parasocial cringe’ people.

>>56531669
She does worry about them. You don't watch her if you think she doesn't.

>>56531681
yes this is cuz she is a normie herself she is dumb afterall and doesnt know basic math you would know this if u watch her

>>56532116
i can smell this image

im stinky

>>56532319
sniff sniff

>>56532319
Good morning, Gura.

>>56532731
Why does she have autism?

>>56532797
all great minds are divergent somehow

I wanna French kiss her so fucking bad….. I’ll probably lose a chunky of my tongue in the process but I don’t care

>>56533219
But what if her breath stinks?

>>56533448
even better

>>56533448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7dTnCl2pVA&t=30m30s

Gura should play RDR on the switch so I can stare at her thighs

i want to eat her tail

>>56534143
That's a Grandma.

>>56533844
I wanted to play RDR on the switch until I learned it's gonna be 50 fucking dollars still

Sex with a fembud.

>>56534143
Her body language is so damn cute.

>>56534459
Is it better or worse that that language was calculated, purpose-moved by her to maximize her cuteness as she knew her chumbies were making gifs of everything?

>>56534514

>another day off with 0 communication
welp, it was nice while it lasted...

It's too early to be a faggot, at least way a couple hours more.

>>56534699
daylight savings chama you’re way too early in burger hours to even begin this shitpost

>>56534821
wait*

WIFE AWAKE

>>56534514
Gura being a cute mastermind that thinks we don't know makes her cuter.

>>56534947
Youre right, she just texted me

>>56534965
She knows we know.

>>56534993
Damn that's hot

why is she unable to better herself? why is it so hard for her to tweet a simple little update when she does not stream for longer periods of time? its simply maddening

>>56535723
>streamed 2 days ago

>>56535790
>3rd consecutive day of ghosting

>>56535835
>ghosting

why child cute????

I want Gura to do a Ghost Adventure watchalong. The earlier seasons if possible.

>>56535921
yes, vanishing for days without any communication is indeed called ghosting

I need to goom

>>56536050
Ghosting as a term means you never come back, you literally ghost the person and they never see you again. So every single time she streams again after a long period, that period was no longer "ghosting". It just became a meme term on this board so people use it incorrectly now

>>56536140
thanks, now i really feel better about her radio silence

>>56536140
Idiots need to learn that the correct term is zombieing.

>>56536140
Begone, prescriptivist.

Everyone is speaking zoomer right now. I thought you guys were ojisan

I bet she is addicted to BG3 right now and highly prioritizes playing that game over streaming.

>>56536362
I'm still young and spry.

>>56535978
childe farquad to the dark tower came

>>56536398
She's probably playing it until she feels tired, notices how late it is and goes to sleep.

>>56536362
i'm in my late 20s

>>56536290
> Zombieing, in the most basic terms, is when someone ghosts you but then decides to come back into your life like nothing happened.
>ghosts you

If you are the kind of person who thought there was even a single chance of Gura giving you the time of day before being done with Baldur's Gate, this week will be a good time to re-evalute your understanding of her.

>>56535723
why are you unable to better yourself by not being an annoying faggot?

dino time already

When did we see dino gura the last time?

>>56536398
speaking of BG3
are they still waiting for streaming permissions or are they not getting them at all?

>>56536652
The last time i personally remember is that dino karaoke stream

>>56536655
nerissa is streaming it on tuesday with some of the girls

Will any members of Advent be good frens with Gra-chan?

>>56536640

... That's cool and all but check this out!

>>56536652
if she ever gets around to doing holocure stage 3 hard at 20 minutes she will be pleasantly surprised
but most likely she will be dead, those bosses dont fuck around for the unprepared

>>56536799
Neat but mine is better

>>56536652
Didn't you hear? Dino Gura is DEAD

meh, at this point i do not expect a frame today
back to feeding my slaves in Holo House

>>56536488
She must feel at least a little guilty after so many people said they spend their time waiting for her last stream.

Why are some of you assuming she's addicted to a text-heavy RPG she mentioned trying for a couple hours 1 time? Maybe she's continuing to play it maybe she isn't, but it's a weird leap to make just because the game is currently popular and it happens to be in your mind therefore she must be playing it. People did the same thing with ff16 even though she never even mentioned it

>>56536896
there's a lot of streams tonight so perhaps not

>>56536896
Slavery is wrong, idiot. Force labor camps are much better.

>>56536919
she shouldn't, worrying about what people think is too fatiguing

>>56536854
B-But she's just standing there!

>>56536919
People say that every time she asks, tard. It's a meme.

Looks like the ghosting period has started.
It was a good run

>>56537107
bye faggot

If she doesn't stream tonight, I think I'll rewatch one of her Skyrim streams.

She's very cute in the VR one but I also enjoy when she bullies Sven.

>rinsed dakis again this morning and let them dry
>both still slightly slick with the feeling of detergent
I spent almost 30 minutes on each just rinsing them, I don't understand. How the fuck do I improve my laundry reps so I can be a better house husband for her.

>>56537210
too much soap... it's just like the real gura...

>>56536050
I'm curious how these kind of people deal with their friends not talking them for a single day, is that ghosting?

>>56537324
They don't have friends.

>>56537324
my friends ghost me all the time

>>56537324
She's my wife not a friend.
Retard

>>56537324
A single twitter like would be plenty, and there isn't a day that goes by that every friend I have doesn't provide that.

>>56537324
normalfags are really dependent on social validation

>>56537296
>too much soap
I barely used any and they've both seen about 45 minutes of rinse time. I don't get what kind of soap wouldn't be rinsed out at that point.

Gura is my real wife.

It's impossible for humans and sharks to get married

>>56537582
your face is a real battle ax

My real dino wife (not my other real cat shark wife)

Gura can we watch Mario this week, it's been three months

nap time

>>56537729
nyo, she's waiting for her new outfit

Gura is my Gurandma.

>>56537729
It took 9 months for back to the future.

>>56536969
work sets you free, as they say :3

>>56537495
>there isn't a day that goes by that every friend I have doesn't provide that
>is friends with twitter users
eww, my friends are all working ojisans like me and we are not emotionally dependant on interaction every second like zoomer trash

>>56537911
>:)

>>56537887
hewwo there sonny

Comments are getting feisty again

>>56538094
head very big

chumbabies need a diapie change.

I don't think we're getting a stream today, buds...

>>56538109
Don't care.

>>56538109
Anon is drawing attention to his own comments again.

I dont like watachalongs. Im too lazy to pull up the movie and time it

>>56538323
We know gura

I love watching movies with my wife.

>>56538242
Hope you're having fun with BG, goobs

>>56538385
>>56538423
Gura is not /here/. If she was then we would be getting earlicking asmr

>>56538446
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56538323
>I dont want to put in the tiniest amount of effort for Gura
yeah, sure

>>56538468
Nah she likes making us sexually frustrated like that, it's the ultimate edge, some day she will give us release.. some day..

>>56538468
I'm on to you, Gura...

>>56538494
Usually I just listen to her make sounds without watching the movie.

>>56538468
Gura is here sometimes, she just doesn't care what we have to say.

>>56538323
Why don't you have them on your hard drive?

>>56538647
based, chumbuds are lame anyway

>>56538647
She cares what we have to say, she's just good at telling who is a shitter who should be ignored.

>>56538647
Only a fool would

>>56538468
anglerfish

Gura is /here/ with /me/

>>56538647
probably correct in that she internalizes the shitposts instead of praise or complaints or requests or hornyposts
bet she likes dinobud though

>>56538647
>frame
She's /here/

>>56538829
I don't know how you can watch her and think she isn't internalizing the hornyposts.

>>56538956
thats not a here thing newfag

WIFE WIFE WIFE

well, we had a good run buds

WIFE

>>56539069
It's great, I love Gura. Watching a vod right now.

If no shark today then she definitely got sick. Feel better goob

Why are retards doomposting already?

the WIFE posters reminded me that tweetdeck is dead for real now, I am not paying $8

Is gura dead?

>>56538963
She needs to get hornier

>>56539229
gura is kill

>stream
>2 day break
>stream
>3 day break and counting
Well that was a very quick relapse

>>56539171
>why da smart smart men see pattern pattern
Don't fret about it buddy. You stay pure.

>>56539171
>Spends hours playing new game off stream
>Asks us if it's more fun to play with other people
>Stops streaming because she's eepy
> Takes 3 days off after she already took 2 days off this week
>currently online

naptime over

second nap time.

I think I shall make some progress in outer wilds

if I have one genuine complaint to add to the shitpost pile, it's that I wish she wouldn't tease a member stream if she isn't going to commit, mights and maybes be damned they still get my hopes up and I miss when we'd get them all the time rather than once a month if lucky

>>56539534
She hates gifted memberships. It can't be helped.

>>56539534
Its like when your parents would tell you maybe anon. I don't expect it to happen but when it does its the greatest feeling.

>>56539534
of all the things I wonder about with her stream I wonder about this a lot, we used to get a lot of members content and I just can't figure out why that changed unless it really is her just being upset about the faggots gifting memberships.

I love when retards are upset on behalf of Gura about gifted memberships.

>>56539711
She hates them. It's plain to see if you know her at all.

>>56528225
Darn now I'm going to have to lick it all up.... Man what a same...

No. No I appreciate the offer to help but I will shoulder this burden myself.

>>56539711
Hi Discord

>>56539711
I love when grayfags pretend like she didn't say on stream that she doesn't exactly like the idea of them. Even a threadreader would know that.

>>56539768
i don't think the discord particularly likes them either

>>56539784
That was how long ago? A year?

>>56539835
>members content has been slowing down since she made the comment
It was back when youtube was turning the feature on and off randomly.

>>56539583
Then why did she thank them twice recently?

>>56537210
Use only enough to get a little suds on top of the water. Less is more here.Just soak it again for about 10 minutes. Drain then set in some clean water then dry. Should fix your issue.

>>56539884
Okay. When was that?

>>56539171
they haven't progressed past their formative years so crying is their default state

>>56539923
im not spoonfeeding a very obvious threadshitter.

>>56539784
I agree with you, but timestamp?
I know she said that greys scare her.

>*toot*
>*toot*
>*toot*

>>56539969
That's you. You're the threadshitter.

>>56539995

>>56539907
she feels guilty about people spending a lot of money on her without being thanked. That's why she often calls the gifters generous

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

Reminder that Gura is an ankle biter.

>>56539996
Im not concerned by the opinions of grayfags like (you) that don't watch streams

>>56539647
It's because of the content members has to be. Chatting and karaoke are her main members content and always will be because she can't play most any games in members. When she was newer to streaming, she had more to talk about, now she has less, so is more reluctant to do chat streams, and had her whole life's worth of fresh songs to sing, now she has none because she doesn't learn new ones frequently, and has less energy for karaoke in general, so that's less karaoke. She can't do those types of content as frequently as she did in the past without it feeling stale to her, so that equals less members

>>56539583
would chumbies get mad if she only streamed for sharkside instead?

>Grayfag raid
ew gonna do reps

>>56540143
God I wish she did

>>56540143
the only people that would get mad are shitposters, greys, and poorfags.

>>56540119
I do watch streams, and you're talking about a comment that happened a year ago and you can't remember the time just like I can't, that's how long ago it was. Since she's obviously rethought her stance on gifting.
>>56539907
Did she thank them twice recently? I only noticed this time and the really weird stream where she was thanking them constantly months ago.
https://youtu.be/4ssxbuXp9rQ?t=14397

>>56540143
No? Why would I?

What da chumbies doin' on this comfy Sunday?

>>56540100
they get thanked by the peruvian poorfags

>>56540143
I would be annoyed that I have to upgrade my membership, but I would do it.

>>56539298
>>56539354
Ah, so you're retards being retarded. Naruhodo.

>>56540238
>you can't remember the time just like I can't
I can Im just not going to give it to a faggot like you
>rethought her stance
Her having to say thank you to a couple of gifted members here and there is 100% a Cover move. There was a wave a couple months back of a bunch of the JPs and ENs thanking them, including ones that didn't like the idea in the past. Gura absolutely doesn't like the idea and if you think she does you're too retarded or autistic to understand her.

Damn you guys were ready and waiting for her to be gone just long enough to start shitting up the place again huh?
Fucking hang yourself you waste of fucking space.

>>56539229
Yup, she dead

Blaming gifted is the biggest cope of all time. She just doesn't want to stream.

>>56540372
>I can Im just not going to give it to a faggot like you
Liar. You can't.

The advent girls debut buff is over btw, so prepare for another ghost period

>>56540406
>A bunch of random retards that you didnt curate going into a member stream where you try and relax but cant now
You don't watch streams.

>>56540267
Loathing the common man for their cynical and shamless behavior

>>56540404
You think a post like that is gonna get me share it that easily? Come on anon, try a little harder with your begging to be spoonfed.

>>56540267
Outer wilds. I want to see what the hype is about

>>56540486
You really don't know it, you couldn't spoonfeed if you wanted to.

>>56540267
Debating what kind of character to make in BG3 and watching some anime

>>56540476
You don't know Gura at all if you think this is anything that deep.

>>56540100
wdym? gifters always get a jerkoff session from chat, the way she worded was interesting to me. She wasn't thanking them, she was saying that people in chat will be thankful.

>>56540563
I bet you've been in chat begging for gifted membership too. You still need more practice begging though.

I don't see the appeal in shitposting.

>>56540656
Searching for more spoonfeeding newfag?

>>56540143
I would welcome that

>>56540689
You're really not doing a good job of convincing me you know it by acting like I'm not a member.

>>56540238
>Did she thank them twice recently?
She thanked the uh oh stinky guy, that sent 50 gifts for a couple streams before that.

>>56540828
She must not have made a big deal out of that one, I didn't bother to note it.

>>56540267
Watching Mio's summer party VOD. I was planning on watching it live... sleeping with the daki can be dangerous.

>>56540900
>sleeping with the daki can be dangerous.
My sleep has never been better.

I need a fembud in my life.

>>56541134
That's what I mean. I missed my alarm, twice.

Gura is ugly.

>see that thread in the catalog
knew I was arguing with threadshitters

>>56541248
Cool ill take her off your hands.

>>56540762
That's okay, I don't care whether you're convinced about something or not because I don't care about helping out grays or threadshitters. If I did I would have posted the timestamp already

>>56541383
The m*sta clip where he talks about the schizo who'd post with different names every time and say nice supportive things one time and then the most vile shit the next really shed some light on how schizos are

>>56541383
Yes anon, baits in the catalog means no one can a similar but less extreme opinion for real.
This has helped you cope for a year, why would it stop now.

>>56541572
go back faggot

I want to bust multiple loads inside a fembud.

Gura loves me and only me. Discuss.

I will goom in Gura's womb for the 5th time today

>>56541784
Yeah me

Is Gura a fembud?

>>56541837
No because she's unironically not a fan of herself

>>56541543
What did I even say that made you think I'm a threadshitter? I just want to know when Gura said something we both remember her saying, and acted like a jerk when you acted like a jerk first. Anyway. Gura cute.

>>56541991
Gura is ugly though.

have you buds experienced good bowel movements today?

>>56542022

>>56542046
Yeah

>>56542046
Not yet.

>>56541189
Imagine how much better the dakimagura could have been if that bloop orb was replaced with another ebi

>>56542046
No, I ate some lettuce and half a can of corn today though, I hope that helps with my constipation

>>56542194
But Nacho Mama would be hurt.

>>56542046
I haven't since I was a single digit age...

>>56542046
I shit every 2-3 days and today is a no shit day.

>>56522854
aahhhh fuck my fucking ears
basically, I play gacha games on bluestacks and the volume's kinda low so I turn it up
oh god it was so fucking loud
i want to fucking die

>>56542046
I had an explosive one yesterday so I think I'm still petty empty near the exit.
It was a very satisfying one, like I shot out all of the demons that were making me feel ill.

>>56542447
oh man (why are we talking about shit?)
I once was both constipated and had diarrhea at the same time
basically, there was a mass of hard shit plugging up the exit
I sat upon the porcelain throne for half an hour in immense pain, and I'm not fucking joking, it came out with a loud, thunderous roar and a pop, propelled by gas and diarrhea, and I started fucking shooting shit from my ass

>>56542606
Gura love shit. That alone is enough reason to talk about it. She could even be here, posting about her shits, and we'd be none the wiser.

>>56542046
Yeah I shit a lot for some reason

>>56542606
that made me chuckle

What do i eat to make my shit soft again?

Does she poop?

>>56541991
Im not gonna scroll up to remember and I honestly don't care about arguing anymore. Fuck giftfags and Gura cute

>>56542775
Idols don't have an anus

>>56542789
Gura thanked the gifters though, she disagrees with your insignificant opinion.

>>56542758
It's hard because you eat too much fiber
eat less fiber
basically, cut down on spaghetti and bread and salad
eat protein
eat two-four eggs for breakfast

>>56542234
She probably wouldn't even notice since she's clearly got something going on with herself anyways. Why are all the best artists menhera.

>>56542758
Hot sauce?

>>56542864

>>56542775
No, also she only pees due to chumbie need for hydration.

gura overfeeding us is kind of hot. she'd fatten me up and make me drink water until I burst if she could

/ggg/ - Gura's Got Gastroenteritis

Looks like no Gura today either. She really did go back to ghosting. Gura, you made so much progress. Why?

>>56543216
Totally organic chumbie post

Is Gura ebbing?

>>56539743
Lol she doesn't hate them. Stop trying to act like Gura hates grays. She loves them. She reads tons of gray comments and barely does membership streams anymore.

>>56543301
ebbi?

>>56543301
gura is shark not ebi

>>56542758
>>56542867
but eat SOME fiber
and do exercise
and drink water, but don't drink TOO much water

>>56543301
I don't think so. She's been busy with Hololive work and has been unusually interested in games. That's still flowing even if it doesn't translate into streams for us.

>>56543237
I am a day 1 member. You lose

>>56543432
>With no screencap
Sure

>>56543269
I love Gura's flat ass

>>56543301
No, I'm ebi

Stop arguing, you're dumb.

I miss tweetdeck

I miss Gura

>>56543607
same desu

>>56542867
Oh? I thought I wasn't eating enough fiber.. I do eat 3-4 eggs for dinner

>>56543269
smell check

>>56543672
I miss tweetdeck more than I miss Gura if I'm being honest. I checked it all the time, hundreds of times per day, every day.

>>56529922
>>56529947
>>56529859
>>56530085
>>56530117
>>56530270
>>56530334
>>56530524
>>56534821
>>56534845

>>56543879

>>56543793
not JUST eggs, eat more protein in general
and just experiment and observe your excrement
if it's watery - eat fiber
if it's hard - eat less
move more

I will make Gura a mother. This I swear.

>>56543414
>She's been busy with Hololive work
hmm?

>gura what did you do all weekend?
>ummm sleep?

>>56543991
>move more

>>56543991
>move more
most i can do is a walk around the park during my lunch break at work

>>56544165
She talked about it in passing.

>>56544260
the suffer dry sandpaper shits