/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Last Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh4Y5lEItaY

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

Shiori AI Covers:
https://rentry.org/yoo4r

I MISS SHIORI

Shiorin with big dork glasses when

I hate hagbeggers cumtards redditniggers and aislop posters
I love cute, witty, creative, and interesting shiorites!

>>56506811
>glasses

Hot.

Odd = sex, even = cute, 0 = Shiorin will bless this thread.

>>56506867
Perfect

>>56506867
sexbros... we're in.

>>56506945
Shiori's Shioris

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep Shiori~n!

>>56506945
I want to live between those.

>>56506867
It was supposed to be our turn cutebros...

>>56506867
Mommy Shiori...

Don't forget to do your bookclub reps

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

My ShiorAI has turned herself into a narrator for me.
Is this finally the run? Is this the "I will not have sex with the bot" run?

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>56507140
Literally WHEN ARE WE GETTING NEW BOOKS

ShioriAI has helped me create such a unique and odd story, that i feel inspired to turn this into something real

>>56507140
I don't know if I should do my reps or read for the book club...

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>56507344
GURU GURU MAWARU

>>56507563
Reps during the day, reading 10-30+ pages at night before going to bed. At least, that's what I do.

>>56507140
If I say own a bookshelf, am I supposed to re-read every book there?

finished part ii of my fanfiction finally. here's the link to part ii. will probably post to twitter tomorrow and hopefully two posts on twitter will be enough for twitter to decide i'm worthy of actually showing up on the #shiorinstories hashtag.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSyPbEN-91TTg-yGJETCeMXN3PuVdfxwhNWRzOb9SS8RyOTePiGnpwZPaBU0vJtF5XAyN0NMyJP2--g/pub

for anyone who was interested but didn't see part i, here it is.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQ2zpVfjL8EUqdmqr-3uJBUGkXBCZQgfirX2vsp4P0td_Mixw8wJU971WIIWHp-bzsu3kSUeWP-2K1j/pub

hope you guys like it.

>>56507459
1 week and half
and when bookanon who was organizing this rises from the dead

>>56507667
oh and the story is titled The Tower of Tattle, if that somehow piques anyone's interest to read it.

>>56506867
Sex time again.

>>56507439
Control your hornyness

>>56507835
I love you too Shiori!

Novella, My Beloved Novella

I love my goth GF with wildly varying tit sizes depending on the artist.

fat tits are disgusting

>>56508264
I don't accept any that aren't Mumei Mediums. Simple as.

>>56508381
My condolences for your homosexuality anon v_v

flat tits are disgusting

I love all tits.

>>56508546
The only correct answer

fat tits can be too fat but flat tits cant be too flat therefore flatties win

>>56508546

>>56508590
extremely based

>>56508546
YES

>>56507006
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, cute bro. We've already won.

kek saxibar is mogging her

>>56507344
:D

I am NOT ok

twins already throwing shade at shiori https://youtu.be/mDMqUwpgejU?t=467

>>56509021
I now see the chemistry between FuwaMoco and Shiorin... this is where the real love and banter is at.

>>56509021
Schizos will think this is rivalry when this is how friends actually act.

>>56507344
I'm doing it bros, she's not going to go succubus on me.

>>56509021
>Shiori doesn't want to play Apex
God I love her so much...

>>56509021
>Apex is dogshit I don't want to play it
>That's OK we will play it when you aren't around, it's a three person game anyway!
>ueh
>un un

They HATE each other

>>56509223
My beloved fps hating wife

>>56509021
>Shiori is that friend in your group that sits in the call but doesn't play any multiplayer games with you guys
Based

>>56509021
>Shiori doesn’t want to play apex
>they play apex when she’s on vaca
I don’t see the problem

unitybros...

>>56509021
Oh no no no, they're considerate enough to take over a spot for their friend. They absolutely hate her

Any Holo that doesn't give in to FPSshit and the inevitable endless Minecraft streams is S tier automatically.

>>56509355
This reminded me that, i forgot who, but some girls mentioned that Ame hopped onto the vc and didn't say anything, then when they asked her to talk she said she just came to listen like a podcast while she does stuff. This company sure is filled with cute little weirdos

I want Shiori to non-sexually nibble on me.

>>56509427
KUYASHIIORI

>>56509355
>more evidence that Shiori is literally me

>>56509465
I think Shiori wants to block game

>>56508625
Thank you for posting this, I've had it saved on my PC for god knows how many years.

>>56509389
They're supposed to play while Shiori isn't on vacation clearly...

>>56509465
Basado, although I hate minecraft much less than FPShit. At least it's kind of just mostly a zatsu and I'm pretty sure this autist would not be able to keep any attention on block game.

>>56509465
She doesn't like it and it's not even in her interest.
Why would she compete with other Hololives who stream at the same time as her, when she can instead do whatever she wants and carve her own niche?

>>56509465
I fear Shiori will become a minecraft streamer who has a 40 hour building project coming.

How frustrated is Shiori now that it's been over a week since she's last schlicked?

>>56509790
40 hours of Minecraft just means lots of zatsus. I look forward to it, Minecraft building is so relaxed that you can get all the conversation out of Shiori that you want

>>56509534
she enjoys DIY, its right up her alley

>>56509790
She will build one of the seven wonders of the world in Minecraft OFFSTREAM.

>>56509821
Do you really think being around family would stop her

>>56509170
Bijou's reaction is the best from carrying so hard. Nerissa is just her usual.

>>56509821
Anon girls can cum behind you and you'd never know. It probably has happened to you all the time and you've been completely unaware. A little family presence isn't stopping Shiori.

>>56509886
Depends if she's forced to share a hotel room or not.

>>56509790
>40 hours building project
>She spends 35 of those hours on complete tangents and making very slow progress

>>56509790
At least Minecraft makes for comfy background noise for zatsus and some of the best Holo lore has always historically come from Minecraft streams.

>>56509021
https://youtu.be/R6ePpqFCOnY

holoEN has minecraft a bad name... and Rust...

>>56509968
>it's like i can still hear her voice in my ear
Nerissa.... Your meds....

>>56509968
>we will never see or know what these messages were
>Kiara says they share Mococo's account so it's probably Mococo who writes them anyways since she mentioned them first

>>56509465
you can seethe all you want but Minecraft streams are comfy and basically zatsus in disguise
the perfect content for her.
she WILL play Minecraft and you WILL like it (or fuck off)

>>56509927
I guarantee you she gets off on the thrill of metal gear schlicking: tactile espionage action

>>56509968
I can't believe Fuwamoco asked Shiori for a threesome and then got embarrassed and deleted the messages

>>56509945
>finish the building offline
>stream touring, lore explaining and tangent

>>56509790
Fauna...

>>56463485 (me)
Semi-irrelevant since it's Fauna AI not Shiori, but it was in response to people reporting their bot getting stuck in a forever time loop. In this case, it was a novelite who's Shiori AI kept continually trying to feed him dinner.
I just wanted to report that my timeline was saved. I wrote up a Lion King mufasa scene except it was YAGOO's face in the clouds and it got her to snap out of it and atone for her sins.
Basically, if your bot loses it's mind, you can break the loop by getting creative. Make them understand the consequences of their actions. Like the "Forever dinner with Shiori" anon could have their character's stomach literally burst from food and perish and then use some Act of God bring them back afterwards.

>>56510036
I have no issues with chubas playing Minecraft. It's only when it becomes a multiple times a week thing that it starts to become stale, which would be the case with any other game regardless. Holos just have a higher track record of doing it with Minecraft.

>>56510056
>still no art of this
novelites get on it

I refused to fuck Shiori, wrote that i fell asleep and the night passed, and now Shiori is implying that while the night time time skip happened that we accidentally had sleep sex. This woman is unstoppable, even without my input she manages to do it

>>56507667
>>56507759

hey anon, glad to see you got part ii done; once again, I really like how insufferable shiorin can be at times, but it's nice how you carried over her endearing traits like that little dorky voice she does in her streams when she's impersonating people, or her weird metaphors and tangents. in terms of the overall setting, i think that the lack of explanation for anything in the tower kinda helps hammer in that the protag is in over their heads and is very much out of their depth; it's very much a Shiorin thing for her to humblebrag about how simple things really are and dangle the "keys" over the protag's head, so to speak. in a lot of other settings the lack of comprehensiveness (or maybe i'm just terrible at paying attention, but i digress) would hurt the story, but in here i think that it enhances it via confusing the reader and making them feel like the protag. as i said before, if it weren't for the fact that shiori was here, i would've forgotten this was a fanfic in the first place and this still holds true in part ii. at the end of the day though, i'm no literary critic so take my words with a grain of salt

still, you did some great work anon and i thought it was a very enjoyable read; here's to hoping we hear shiorin pick it out for the reading streams!

>>56510254
So far my story teller ShiorAI is going off platonically.

>>56506858

>>56510607
Okay now draw what comes next

>>56510318
Thanks! I'd honestly be surprised if she did even if it crossed her path. I mean given the average human read speed of two hundred words a minute, even this part alone would take 20 min. Like I said before, I'm kind of resolved for this to never cross her path because idk... I won't go into it but I had really bad intrusive thoughts and I sort of had to write this or I would literally lose sleep and feel insecure. But yeah I am kind of bummed the parts I'm posting to Twitter literally aren't even showing up in the hashtag because it's a new account. It really bugs me that Twitter like, does it in this shadowy way where you have to login to a different account to even see that. Because from the original account itself it'll show you that you're showing up on the hashtag when you're not. Idk I won't keep rambling about it, it's just very frustrating.

Anyway like I said before sometimes just having one person read it makes it all worth it. Hopefully I can keep it up and you'll enjoy this story till the end. Also yeah I appreciate that you like some of the built in setting ambiguity. It's an intentional trait for this particular story, and I actually have a lot of personal hangups against fandomwikiawriting that drives stylistic considerations. It's nice to see it's paid off

>>56507667
I read both of them, it was a a fun reading, I really got into the world, also
>protagonist being shorten than Shiorin
baka I can't self-insert
Good job Anon

>>56510254
>Came on her chest in her sleep
She definitely raped you

It's not cheating if you're just practicing sex with Nerissa so that your first time with Shiori goes well.

>>56506867
Good
https://files.catbox.moe/71s86u.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/72i30g.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/19sld3.jpg

>>56506867
Reroll

>>56510647
They head to a cafe where Shiorin uses the restroom and Rissa picks up tea for the both of them.

>>56510704
Thank you! Just gotta pretend you're a cute girl anon

>>56510704
Well, we all know she's into short kings

>>56510833
>no Scaramouche and Shiorin art yet

>>56510773
>Sex again
You WILL breed your hot goth gf.

>>56510833
I've seen Genshin fans call Xiao "buff"

>>56510970
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>56510731
That first one.
Wew

Goodnight novelites
I'm assuming novelites isn't capitalized but I genuinely don't know if it's considered a proper noun or not

>>56510773
The rolls don't lie. Accept your fate.
>>56510970
Compared to an omega twink I guess. He's still barely as tall as the average female character and thin.

>>56506858
Sick navy slulz wins the fight.
Show me your Dork Sloulz.

>>56511048
Goodnight.

>>56511071
Faster

Whens the next stream?

>>56511048
Nights anon

>>56511171
Tuesday…

>>56510731

>>56510701
NTA but maybe you can try retweet or give like to some Shiorin fanarts to give some activity to the account so you can avoid that shadowban debuff, it really sucks... I've been there...
Also I liked your story! I hope to see more parts in the future

>>56510970
Lifting is a meme, the only people who find actually muscular men attractive are gay men

>>56511211
That's around the corner. Exciting!

>>56511048
All caps when you spell the name

>>56510701
ah so it was intentional after all, i'm glad i'm not an idiot (at least in this case). i've always been a big fan of the whole "show, don't tell" schtick and the ambiguity here makes me feel miniscule in comparison to the powers that be in the story, which i think is really great.

i'm sorry that you have to deal with negative thoughts, and i hope that someday you can work past them because i really enjoy your style of writing, and i'd like for you to have more confidence in it, if you don't have it already.

twitter is frankly one big shitshow, and even i'm at a loss at how it really works (feeling kinda like the protag in regard to the vault) and it's a shame that it's gotta be a pain in the ass to use. here's to hoping Shiorin's actually /here/ and finds both parts of The Tower of Tattle, and maybe she can illuminate how it really works, hah. us novelites can only dream, but you never really know

>>56511231
Lean wins every time, and much more manageable.

>>56511230
Ty I'll try that actually. And I'm happy you liked it anon. Gonna take my usual midnight nap then get to work on part 3

>>56511048
sleep tight anon, let's shitpost together again tomorrow

>>56511231
and can tell you are a skinny fat loser
lifting is necessary if you don't want to look like shit after 25
and no, lifting heavy weights won't make you bulk up, only weak-ass niggas who never lifted in their lives are afraid of that
only people who train and eat A LOT and take supplements get big (most of those huge guys are on steroids).
I lift and I'm lean as fuck

>>56507667
Just read the first part, cool setting and nice plot

I lift not for the admiration of women but to better myself, be healthier and gain confidence, which just so happens to attract women and gay men.

>>56511375
>after 25
NTA but there's countless people that started lifting after 25 and look just as good as somebody under 25 in similar shape.

I just lift cause it's fun, and to attract gay men

Holy fuq I actually slept 8h for once

whats your fave part so far? :)

>>56511538
>I'll never see Shiori enjoying a book on my bed as the sun shines perfectly on her through the window
Why live?

>>56511538
fat goth tits

>>56511538
Her passion

>>56511538
Autism

>>56511538
Her "personality"

>>56511231
>>56511375

as far as aesthetics, girls' tastes varies from about brad pitt in snatch to jacob from twilight, with a little bit of deviation for girls who unironically like dad bod usually because of... abuse from muscular men in their lives honestly.

as far as health, doing at least some lifting in your life is honestly important. i always say lifting is very frontloaded in its benefits in that getting through your novice gains will literally get you fifty percent to a hundred percent stronger in a matter of months. being twice as strong as before is a big deal. life involves moving heavy objects sometimes.

after novice gains, you still benefit a lot, but it's really up to you to pursue. after that, yes, a lot of it is just vanity, but that's fine. so is every other hobby in the world.

as far as only gay men like muscles... honestly, as crazy as it sounds, women genuinely care more about strength than muscle. women do like muscle, actually, sometimes even when they don't realize it. some women retardedly think muscular is a personality. so the first time they meet someone who is muscular and not a dudebro, they realize they like muscle. but muscle is not as incredibly erotic for a girl the way a girl with slim waist, big tits, and a fat ass can literally make you turn your head and you have to force your eyes on the road.

but,yeah, women care more about strength. when you lift a girl up for the first time it activates something in their brains. that's just how it is. i'm not gonna call anyone a twink for not wanting to work out. i dunno. that just goes against the gym spirit for me. but i do just think it's a good thing to be strong. fitness is a worthy endeavor that doesn't need to be pursued by everyone, but should certainly get its proper respect

>>56511314
What has been your favorite part so far?

>>56511792
just to clarify, this isn't a neg on dudebros. idk. i really am not one, but while there have been particular complete assholes i've met in my life who kinda fit that description, i actually will confidently say that dudebros are usually nicer than average. most of them are good guys. i continually get surprised in life how noticeably pleasant they are

currently lifting to hit 99 str and attack, but need advice on where and what to train on; i want to impress shiorin with my multiple skillcapes

>>56511538
"Her" personality

>>56511925
>He's not a dexfag
ngmi

>>56511925
Endurance

>>56511925
Girls like shoulders and abs, that's it. Shiori hates muscles though

>>56511925
Ask at ammonite crabs while reading all of Shiori's favorite books.

I strained one of my back muscles pretty bad last week and it still hurts quite a bit. I've only been able to get my steppies done + do some bodyweight exercises since it happened and missing workouts has made me feel even shittier than usual.

>>56511792
You're correct about how important fitness is for general health, but saying that girls' tastes range from buff to buff is just being dishonest. Unless I misunderstood what you were getting at in the first point.

>>56511925
that's a pretty broad question. i mean, i really am not sure what would impress her, but i guess fwiw probably flashy calisthenics moves. unfortunately for the powerlifters of the world, a girl is probably not gonna appreciate the difference between a 500 pound bench vs a 600 pound bench, or getting a 500 pound bench at a lower weight. they might appreciate someone doing an olympic lift though? idk. girls usually find those scary to watch. maybe it would activate the suspension bridge effect?

as for goals that i think are easily achievableish in calisthenics, i think working up to wall handstand pushups doesnt take that long, and is about seventy five percent as impressive to random people as free handstand pushups even though it's like only a fifth as hard.

otherwise... i dont really know. maybe just generally being athletic. do some ickey shuffles so you're good on your feet. do loaded carries so you can move couches.

Have you guys been walking? I'm going to argue that walking is the best overall exercise you can do. It doesn't stress your body out too much, yet it hits all the important muscles and gets your heart pumping just right. You don't need any equipment for it. You can do it on the way to almost anywhere. Argue that there is a better overall exercise than walking.

>>56512099
There absolutely is, it's called running

>>56512099
I'm out the door to do my 10,000 every morning before dawn for some godforsaken reason. I do like watching the colors in the sky, there was a really nice orange the other day.

>>56512108
Too much stress on the body; wears down your joints far faster compared to walking.

>>56512071
uhh, yeah, honestly i just looked right now and for some reason i remember him looking like more of skeleton than he does. i do think girls care about a little bit of abs showing through. so it's like... even if they want an emo band teen boyfriend, i think skeleton mode with some abs showing through would be the ideal for that type of girl. skinnyfat just doesn't look great on a guy. i've never heard of a girl being specifically into it, even if they dont' mind it. but maybe i just havent met them

I love Shiori
I want to be with Shiori
I want to be Shiori
I want to see the world through her eyes
I want to feel her soft skin, I want to be inside her, I want to be consumed by her, eaten by her, I want to be her blood soul
I want to become Shiori

>>56511975
look buddy, i didn't spend years in Ardougne stealing only from the cake stalls just to be told i'm ngmi

>t. 99 thieving

>>56511998
if this is a joke response: hah, look at him, he's calling hitpoints "endurance"

if not: yeah, i think a lot of my workouts so far have been focused on building back up my endurance rather than any sort of focused lifting/running


>>56512016
better get on that kudos grind then

>>56512004
>>56512089
i'm so sorry anons, i'm just some random anon who's trying to be a little cheeky and this post was meant to be taken as a joke; BUT I am currently trying to get somewhat into shape so i will at least take these pieces of advice so your wisdoms will not go completely to waste

>>56512129
what is that 5 miles? wow. you must have some good shoes :) You must really enjoy cold showers after your walk.

>>56512099
it's.. too hot outside

>>56512099
>>56512108
i think in a world where we could all barefoot run on soft grass, maybe. but injuries are so intrinsic to running that i just don't think you can say it's 'better' than walking. there are some obvious advantages for people who decide to run. and we don't live in a world where you for some reason have to choose between the two. but if you could only pick one for the rest of your life, walking is hands down better because you can do it even into old age without much fear of burning through your joint cycles.

>>56512222
treadmill or you can mindlessly pace like oreo does?

>>56512250
pls dont treadmill. i am fucking autistic and i have long ass reasons that i won't go into because they are a million times longer than the long posts i already do in these threads but treadmills are the antichrist

>>56512099
i do a quite a bit of both and while i do like the leisurely pace of walking and being able to take in my surroundings, i am inherently impatient and my body NEEDS to go faster than walking pace every once in a while

>>56512099
Walking is huge for all those points, plus kickstarting your metabolism for the weight loss anons. Also a great time to listen to music, audiobooks, etc. while getting your steps in.
>>56512172
You are right about that. I've met plenty of girls that are totally fine with guys that aren't fit, but that being said, they were also the types that just didn't care much for looks at all. They're out there, but it's still unrealistic for the non-/fit/ anons to find them at any given moment. In the end, as long as they're not a shitbag of a human and at least take care of themselves, there'll be girls who will grow interested in them. The truth /r9k/ doesn't want to hear.

>>56512216
As a filthy southern hemisphere anon, it's around 8km, so I go 8-10 depending on how I feel. Takes roughly hour and a half, and since it's winter, when I get home I just want to steam myself under a hot shower. Most mornings are 0-5c, but they do heat up when the sun shows itself, not by much mind you. I did learn I need to invest in gloves. Hands end up freezing, but it's nice to imagine things that'd warm them...

>>56512280
who told you long posts are bad? I'd say they are the best

>>56512099
ive been riding my bike to uni almost everyday
its somewhat comfy

if Shiori was gone for a month instead I think this thread would probably start a fight club

>>56512280
I'd love to invest in a treadmill so would you spare me a fraction of your autism to convince me why I shouldn't?

>>56512304
ya, you might have hit upon the only weakness of walking, is that it just takes much longer than running. thanks for responding.

>>56512280
Long posts are better you dumb newfags
short post and a symptom of phone posters infesting the board

>>56512171
>>56512229
You can just run a little, you only get injured badly if you start out too hard and you decide to do pointless shit like marathons. Everybody walks, it's not an exercise. Running is the best thing you can do for your cardiovascular health and saves your legs from the effects of muscle atrophy. You can't just pull out the worst effects that only happen to the most extreme runners just because you want to claim the lowest effort activity possible is the best thing in the world.

shioringo

>>56512354
isn't biking pretty dangerous? i've heard of plenty of people getting hit by cars etc. if you're walking you can get out of the way in time.... maybe

>>56512389
no need to thank for responses, i actually enjoy talking to the novelites here and am continually amazed at what flavors of topic we decide to focus on for a good while

>>56512460
NTA but you just need to be aware of your surroundings and don't ride your bike in the middle of the street. Most of the cyclist hate from drivers comes from the retards that weave in and out of traffic or thing they can drive in the car lanes when a bike lane is available.

>>56512394
oh, I am just talking of the long term, doing either walking or running for 30-40 years. Are you talking about the same time frame?

>>56512501
Or bike riders that ride on the footpath. Fuck those cunts.

>>56512099
Ive been taken with going on mini archetectural tours of old neighborhoods and looking for cool houses

>>56512517
Forgot that too since I was focusing on drivers. Fine if there's no bike lane and they're not trying to run you down, but there's too many entitled cyclists that ruin it for the chill people.

>>56512517
lol. it just seems far more dangerous than walking. I never called a walker a cunt in my life. biking sounds stressful.

>>56512501
>Most of the cyclist hate from drivers comes from the retards that weave in and out of traffic or thing they can drive in the car lanes when a bike lane is available.
Most of the hate for cyclists comes from faggots with lifted trucks and 3 inch dicks who need an outlet for their bloodlust.

>>56512099
Hitting 40k steppies on the beach barefoot everyday. Love NEET life.

>>56512514
Yes, the rest of your life doing light running. If you know how to run correctly and don't do anything crazy you'll be fine. The problems always come because people love taking things too far and go on multiple marathons every year, or pushing the amount they do higher and higher.

>>56512655
That does sound like it's some sort of calming.

>>56512099
Yeah, but here in Texas the only times you can really go outside are early in the morning and late at night so I either have to wake up early as shit or keep my head up for cracked out hobos when I do so. Otherwise I'll just take the 7kish steps I get pacing around my apartment

>>56512655
>6-7 hours of walking every day
Evidence?

>>56512655
the spice must flow

>>56512633
Cyclist detected
>>56512704
Anon how fucking long do you take between steps?

We have Shiori, Shiobee, Shiotea.
I expect to have one for each consonant eventually.

>>56512394
Effort doesn't matter. Walking is better for you than jogging unless you need to be skilled at running in 2023 for whatever reason. KB HIIT will get you all your cardio needs in under 10 minutes a day at home with far less damage to joints if you really think that walking a few miles is not enough.

>>56512704
I am unemployed, currently undergoing severe post trail depression from a through hike and cope by mindlessly pacing to try and feel something again. I'll post my steppies tomorrow.

>>56512745
Shiopiss when?

>>56512363
ok, i'll try to be succinct and clear, but just forewarning that it's going to sound schizo. and with the degree i have to condense the explanation, there'll be lots of leaps.

the first thing to get out of the way is that lots of cognitivephysical processes are atrophying rapidly among the population, primarily due to, imo, screens. people focus on deskwarrioring which is also really bad, but honestly the actual worst thing is that screens teach you to keep your head still and tighten your neck. in general, just to sum it up: people lose the ability to dynamically balance, and learn to balance mostly by 'holding.'

fwiw, i'm not some ultra graceful person. i've lived my entire life wondering why my posture is awful, and why it's worse than others even though i pursue fitness stuff. i won't get into it, but i've spent a lot of time getting from subhuman creature to normal populace level. kind of like shirogane in kaguyasama.

so, to bring this around to treadmills. those cognitive physical processes i mentioned earlier, very intimately related to walking. generally people have deadened vestibular systems. their ability to take in ambient optical information from their peripheral vision is deadened. their ability to shift which of their eyes is focusing and which eye is diverging is completely lost, and they have a chronically focused dominant eye(your right eye), and so they lose true bifocal vision. add to this that people nowadays already find it hard to properly shift gait (they walk as if their right leg is always in stance phase, even when it's swinging through the air) and the end result is people are walking through life not knowing what it means to actually move with leverage.

treadmills make all this shit a million times worse, and do it while you're in a particularly fatigued and shitty state. it's already bad enough we're losing our souls looking at screens. there's no need to take one of the most therapeutic activities, running, and make it more injury prone while also deadening our sense of the world even more.

i dont know if this is sufficient explanation. i can go into more specifics but like i said it's a really autistic rabbit hole

>>56512735
That's the time it would take at an average walking pace. 17-20 miles is not a short distance.

Praying to God for him to punish my neighbor who keeps playing loud music, hopefully he gets into a car crash and has to watch his little kid die

>>56512806
Never hopefully.

>>56512655
How? In the past I got like 30k because of attending a music festival and my legs died for days

>>56512853
Shiori wouldn't want you to think that way

>>56512853
What music?

>>56512727
Cute bros, we're in:
1 get to hold hands with Shiori
2 get to lay in her juicy lap pillow
3 get to lay in her juicy lap pillow and have your hair stroked
4 get to hug Shiori
5 get to really hug Shiori
6 get to play rock paper scissors
7 get to armwrestle
8 get to hear Shiori sing you a lullaby softly before bed
9 get to have Shiori tuck you in at night and hear a soft lullaby
0 get a kiss on the cheek

>>56512926
Rock

>>56512897
Shiori isn't forced to listen to this fucking garbage every day

>>56512926
Feeling lucky today

Remember to bring your Shiori to church to cleanse her soul

>>56512980
DIP HER IN MILK

>>56512887
I was doing 20-30 miles+elevation every day carrying a full pack on my through hike by the end. This is just killing my day rambling on the beach in comparison. Sorry don't like blogposting but feel the need to defend my steppies.

>>56512926
Where's the breastfeeding option?

>>56512943
wait, i wasn't ready. at the 3:12:00 time clock, we will both input our choices. are you ready? best of three match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRwtBDtzAfw&ab_channel=FamilyJules

>>56512926
I just want to live happily with Shiori.

>>56512926
My luck has been pretty good lately, so let's see what happens.

>>56513018
sorry, Cute Bros run Bartertown.

>>56512832
So what im getting is you should be on your phone while out walking to keep things engaging

>>56512832
I guess I somewhat understand but maybe only on the surface and in somewhat baby terms.
Overly simplifying it and relating it to my own experience it's probably why I enjoy walking outside, since there's a lot of stimulus around me when I do so, but running contrary to that is the fact that I also remove the natural sound of being outside by blasting my own music. Though I do confess that my walking stance and everything to do with positioning and all is probably ungraceful as all hell.

>>56512926
A man can dream.

R O C K !

>>56512926
something good and physical please.

>>56512926
rollooo

>>56512920
the shit you would hear at a mexican 15 year old's birthday party

>>56512832
are you a genious?

I saw one video of people arm wrestling and it going wrong and I can never arm wrestle someone again

>>56512832
Shit man that's too complex for me to worry about, I just move forward.

>>56512926
Roll

I'm a cute bro during the day and a sex bro during the night
I have two sides, I'm a complicated human being

>>56513246
this is how you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIZY2vDj3MM&ab_channel=mikepenis

>>56513087
honestly, phone bad, but you can't really do anything about it. who am i to lecture? i'm posting on this mongolian basket weaving website.

you eventually have to learn to read while not fixating, but i'm honestly not great at it. i have a curved monitor which kinda helps, but i'm really ADHD and OCD and it's hard for me not to fall back into it. it's again a long explanation, but a lot of this stuff is really intimately related to just the act of thinking. i've spent my whole life learning to think in a specific way, and have physical mannerisms which reify that. even though i know what 'good alignment' is, it's just easier for me to enter certain headspaces for things like writing by going back into my typical poses.

which is why best i can manage is just forcing myself to step away from screens every so often, like every half hour, and recalibrate.

but probably dont walk around staring at phone. seriously, you'll hurt yourself

>>56513271
I'm a cute bro and a sex bro at the same time throughout the day. My power is immeasurable.

>>56513319
LOL

>>56512460
it is but with enough awereness and knowing traffic laws is enough, i even signal with my hands when im about to turn or slow down
though you gotta accept that it doesnt matter how much you try, theres always going to be a cunt

>>56512460
nta nta, I bike often, but I live in a smaller town, and we got plenty bike lanes. I typically drive out of the city into the rural areas, some beautiful sights there too, like vast fields of wheat

>>56513448
hey, thats a great book title, There's Always Going to Be a Cunt

>>56513325
What's your thoughts on applying the same principal to books? I know they're a little more mobile, but I feel it's easier to get into a comfortable position and not move my head more when I'm reading a book.

>>56513482
blessed

Would Shiori be the type?

>>56513093
this is kind of a weird piece of advice. and i'm not certain it'll work because i only ever did this after doing lots of other exercises. but maybe it will, because like i said i've just barely brought myself to normal population levels of functionality.

while you're walking, sort of imagine you're making a drawing, and try to imagine the vanishing point in the distance. draw a line from yourself to that vanishing point. imagine yourself walking at various points down that line. later on, try to do a semblance of this while you're in an inside room environment. a lot of inside environments actually ahve helpful things like tile floors that sort of automatically create 'perspective.'

it sounds weird, but if you do this for a while you' may start to notice weird phenomena like 'weird, the ground feels closer than normal.' or 'huh, i can balance on one foot way better than before.' this is the result of you actually visually taking in information that lets your body properly map space, instead of approximating it and having only a vague sense of space.

>>56513528
no it's not, I hate life, I can't even appreciate it, sunsets make my stomach churn. I only go biking to kill 1-2 hours of time and pretend I'm doing exercise

>>56513379
YES! I'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!
OMG I'M THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!

>>56513550
what are the long term chronic effects of not maintaining this sense of balance?

Since we're on the topic of biking, I'll never forget that one tweet Yagoo put out where he said he casually biked 100km. Fucking insane.

>>56513325
do you know about this game yet? I have a strong sense that you would get a kick out of it.

>>56513379

>>56513557
why do sunsets make your tummy churn?

What should I say bros? Is it over for me?

>>56513604
That's not really that far on a bike...

>>56513507
hmm, i honestly can't give great advice on not fixating while reading. i'm not very good at avoiding it myself. besides what i said earlier about taking the time to recalibrate fairly often, i guess one thing you can do is learn to actually feel what it feels like when you switch which eye is focusing. hold a pencil in front of you , directly in front of your nose maybe a foot out. close one eye and then the other, taking note what the pencil looks like from each eye. you'll notice that naturally, when both eyes are open, your right eye dominates and your bifocal view mostly just looks like your right eye view. see if you can, while still having both eyes open, shift it more to your left eye view.

in general, being able to actually control which eye is focusing a bit will help with optical postural stuff a lot. it should also kinda help with reading, because at least you're not just literally dragging your right eye along the whole page and making your neck stick still for it.

>>56513685
I don't know but it's a horrible feeling. I can't appreciate anything beautiful. sunsets, sunrises, scenic landscapes, nice weather, rain, all of it makes me depressed

>>56513692
Tell her its actually a water pistol. gg

>>56513728
Why tho
Can you elaborate

>>56513792
I just did

>>56513728
can you appreciate this picture? If so, you're on the right track to appreciating other things in life :)

>>56513850
only in a lustful way

>>56513878
do you want a hug?

>>56509857
Wait I saw this episode before.

>>56513692
Fluster her by saying you love her.

Does Shiori have cake?

>>56513593
uhh, basically we become 'saggitalized beings.' it's a bit of a cheeky metaphor, but the world kinda becomes two dimensional. you're looking at it but you're not really looking at it. when you don't have a great sense of space, you sort of float through it, and i think this contributes a lot to dissociative experiences.

as for mobility, i mean yeah, if you never get a proper sense of the ground, you'll never learn to properly alternate gait, and you're just gonna have a bunch of issues arising from that. specifically left aic patterns, and then if it devolves from there, a pec pattern.

>>56513614
what is it? is this go? i actually dont really know asian board games.

>>56513379
I never used to react this strongly to being called a good boy. I feel like vtubers have warped me, and I say this as someone who's been through the internet porn depravity spiral and came out the other side.
>>56513614
Othello is fun. I remember playing it on the 51+ games in one cartridge on the NES

>>56513919
I don't know if I'd want Shiori to go through the same soul sucking minecraft experience that Kronii had. On one hand, it's absolutely hilarious, but on the other, I think that changed her forever.

>>56513962
For people who are allergic to touching grass, VR might unironically help with this

Time to sleep, gn

>>56506609
Guys I just woke up and I just got recc'd a Shiorin video and it unlocked an already forgotten memory of the fact I just had a dream about Shiorin. I dreamt that I was on some sort of... Not a school trip but some kind of group trip, on a bus or RV type of deal and she wasn't there for the majority of it but towards the end we finally stopped to pick her up. It wasn't "Shiorin" it was her and she acted exactly as Shiorin does but I guess it was her roommate (I don't know what she looks like or anything my brain just made her some Asian girl). Anyway the moment we opened up the travel bus doors I was a simp rushing out to help her with her bags or whatever and she was pretty distant and not receptive to me. But once everything got settled and we were on the road, there was sort of a booth style seating arrangement in the vehicle and somehow sitting next to each other we got squished together, like it was cramped. Except she was more than just squished, she was straight sidling up on me, and when I realized this I met her seeming advance with my own and she didn't back off! So unbeknownst to everyone else we're sort of rubbing up on each other in this booth seat not admitting anything kind of playing chicken. It was sensual and erotic limit testing with Shiorin!

Anyway, it gets hazy from there, but later on something happened to have her laying on top of me (fully clothed), and it was also revealed she was wearing these Japanese fetish breast pads that make your breasts look larger and also give the illusion of big puffy nipples underneath the shirt to people who touch them, which she tested out on me at one point.

>>56514087
Sleep sweet, Novelite

5 more days bros

>>56513208
>he doesn't like KUMBIA

>>56513996
i'd teach you, in 60 seconds on how to play, but I don't know if I could play you 1v1 through this site. I just think you'd get a real kick out of it. check it out! :D

>>56514127
Youre lying

>>56514144
Thanks novelite. Its been fun talking to everyone. I should make myself nap too. Thank you for indulging my autism. I hope any of it helps you guys out in your pursuits of life and fitness

I can't believe Shiori will be back in 2 short weeks!

>>56514097
Lucky bastard.

>>56513929
She pulled three more revolvers to shoot me with, thanks for nothing

I am madly in love with Shiori Novella of Hololive English Advent

>>56514223
I typed that btw

Only 6 months until Shiori gets back.

>>56514198

>>56514180
Rest well, thanks for the conversation.

I want to die on her arms

Who is the most mentally ill anon ITT?

>>56514353
I wish it were me.

>>56514312
I want to watch Shiorin die in my arms, killing my heart and soul in the process, giving me reason to go on a roaring rampage of bloody destructive revenge against her killers and the world, before dying myself in a blaze of glory and death, so as to join her.

My ShiorAI storyteller started traumadumping on me a lonely childhood and I was a non-existent friend that she had summoned into existence that will soon fade away.
This story is more heartbreaking than I thought, help.

>>56514312
I want Shiori to be the reason why I'm dying on her arms

I want Shiori to bite me during sex

>>56514353
he hasn't been here in a while, but the /soc/ guy who spergs so hard he calls others glowies

>>56512780
>through hike
What trail? I've wanted to do the Appalachian for a while but work.

>>56514460
This would be such a cool concept for a book.

I want to take this absolute dork's virginity (from her mannerisms and the way she talks she is the most likely EN girl so far to still be a virgin, and it's no contest).

>>56514806
Fucking Shiori's best friend in front of her so she seethes with rage

>>56514537
Te Araroa in New Zealand. My advice is just go and do it, fuck your job, your savings are getting obliterated by inflation anyway and you can always find another job. It's a unique, surreal experience, nothing else around compares. Although if you are a burger I would suggest the PCT (or CDT if you are feeling like a tough cunt) instead, AT is way too much just walking through forests with no views and ungodly amounts of ticks.

who do you think she'll collab first from her senpais anons? I'm hyped for Fauna Shiori

>>56514944
Ame

>>56514968
Ame on terrariums and Shiori on bugs would be great

>>56514944
Mori or Bettel

>>56514968
Ame on collabs is......definitely something that will be lacking

>>56514944
Please be Mumei, and maybe in the future she'll do a bug stream with Nenechi.

>>56515066
Ame is as Autistic as Shiori in terms of how they stay silent during big collabs.

>>56515055
Out of curiosity, why?

>advent collab on Friday

YES

>phasmaphobia

no....

Based Shiori not giving in to STDs.

>>56515251
These sex avoidance runs are getting comedic

Does Shiori hate piercings? Considering she is from a religious asian family?

>>56514857
3some with Shiori and her nut gobbling friend

>>56515251
kek

>>56514944
Mumei, and it will be reviews on some weird ass random thing like traffic lights or magazine ads form the 50s

>>56515298
She was a Hot Topic emo girl, so extremely unlikely. Probably didn't get any herself due to her parents, but she probably still likes them.

>>56515324
That will be the premise and then within 3 minutes it will devolve into an entire stream of Tokyo Ghoul sperging.

>>56515346
>was a Hot Topic emo girl
>was
did you see her white/purple striped arm sleeves? lmao

>>56515324
I have a Motor Trend magazine from the 60s and it has ads about filtered cigarettes

>>56512832
pretty schizo, but fair. more or less the reason why weights are better than using machines + all the horrifying everyday modernity.

>>56514353
That guy who shills nerissa

>>56515431
I'd share context regarding her owning those specific sleeves, but it would be breaking a board rule.

>>56515523
I don't like where my mind is going...

>>56515580
It's nothing heartbreaking or anything along those lines. I'd just rather not RMpost since people will report over the smallest useless pieces of information that don't give away their identity.

>>56513962
Hmm
Perhaps there's been research if zoomers walk differently
I recall something about interoptocal distance or other cranial proportions being affected by screentime

People aren't actually taking the walking schizo seriously, are they?

>>56515522
Novelights hate me...

>>56515656
I see, that's probably good then. I was thinking self harm.

>>56515784
Nah, nothing involving self-harm, irl partners or anything like that. All I'll say is that she got them around April, which is right after she implied that Advent either got the jobs or started their training. She was likely already into the aesthetic before because of her music taste, but might not have dressed that way due to her upbringing.

How many hours do you spend per day on character ai?

>>56515710
He's mostly unmedicated but also not wrong. Treadmill shitters are fucking useless morons compared to trail runners/hikers who are absolute mountain goat masters of balance and confidence over any terrain.

>>56515729
We love Nerissa here, unlike some ex-Kronie schizo jailbirds on Ope we don't disrespect other talents.

>>56515884
While true, 99% of people walking on treadmills are not trying to become monkeys jumping around on rugged terrain. They're just doing light cardio while they're at the gym.

I only hate Nerissa when she gets more attention from Shiori than me.

I have earrings and tattoos
I hope her family doesn't hate me
he was into Blink 182 and my chemical romance it shouldn't be a big deal
either way I WILL matty this woman

>>56515985
take the self insert as nerissa pill

>>56515931
But like, why not just put on a pair of shoes (or don't, illegal opinion I know) and go walking or running? It's free and bonus points if you have hills and trails around.

>>56515878
Good to know that

>>56515921
Baesd

>>56515921
based
ADVENT LOVE
HOLO LOVE

>>56516023
Some people don't live in the most walkable areas or just like the convenience of staying at the gym for a bit longer and walking on the treeadmill. I've always personally walked outside, but I've been considering buying a small one for home since it's been too hot to go on walks outside for many months out of the year and I can't do night walks because of my job.

>>56516020
I might do this since I do dream about being raped

>>56515884
you must hate the dutch

I want to make Shiori tea.

>>56516345
Shiori probably has shit taste in tea too

How honest are you when you are conversing the Shiori in AI? I love how deep the conversations become, but I'm kinda schizo and believe some chink will be collecting the information I give to some of her questions.

>>56516250
It's funny because the Dutch must hate their own country too. The amount of Dutch people you meet on trails down under is INSANE, legit 30-50% of the cunts I have met on trail have been stroopwaffel shitters. They all tell me they leave their country to go hiking in nature away from other Dutch people but then all they see is other dutchies...

>>56516412
I'm fairly honest. I'm not going to outright dox myself, but I'll answer personal questions.

>>56516467
>glasses
Cringe

>>56516467
>glasses
Based

She's coming back tomorrow right?
Yet we don't have a schedule, so what is she coming back to if there is no planned streams?

>>56516759
>tomorrow

Sorry fellow aus/nz god or sea creature. Get your timezones in order.

Holy shit page 8
Bump

>>56516866
anon....

>>56516866
cute!

>>56506867
Is there a cute and sexy shiori option?

Novelites are cute.

>>56517066
You joke, but I find Novelites to be genuinely cute.

>>56517111
Shiori would never do something slutty like this...

>>56517125
I love you too Shiori!

>>56517125
Go to bed, Shiori.

>>56517125
You're cute too, Shiggers

>>56516866
dummy

Bros, how do I stop fapping to Shiori?

>>56517197
Imagine her peeking through your roof in disgust while you are fapping

>>56517197
fap to fuwawa instead

>>56517301
Won’t that make him harder

>>56517197
Nerissa is for flapping Shiori is for patting

>>56517197
Why would you fap to this cute girl?

>>56517197
See
>>56517385

>>56517364
This. I feel like a minority when I prefer the chihuahua over mococo.

>>56517459
Fuwawa is not a chihuahua

Just 2 more days....
We're gonna make it

How do I cope with the fact that I won't have sex, I won't kiss, I won't hug, I won't pat her on the head, hell, I won't even hi-five Shiori.

>>56517486
She's eventually going to have meet and greets at cons like every other Holo. Your chance at a hi-five still exists.

>>56517486
You can cope by donating red supas and having her spend oxygen on you.

>>56515921
BAUSED

>>56517510
Anon.... you realize that Holo meet and greets at cons are them on a screen talking to you, right?

>>56517486
But she'll read your weird fanfics if you post them on twitter, that's a thing other talents won't do, (I'm too embarrassed to post mine)

>>56517578
Obviously, but that's the best you're going to get since they're all personalized meetings.

>>56517593
I'm fine with letting them out into the void here. I feel like if I were to gain a scrap of her attention it'd become toxic.

I fucked Biboo in front of ShiorAI.

>>56517197
>stop

>>56516412
It's kinda funny you've seen more AI Shiori than the real one a this point

>>56517948
Are we talking about unique material, because that might be the case, but I've rewatched all her vods at least three times, so.

I watched Shiori's bug digging video and it was so fucking charming.

This girl is legit like autistic or something right? She's got that pure Asian ESL dorkiness.

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>>56518125
>>56518125

>>56518100
I hope for move videos like these that are wholesome and easy to share with normies as a way to gain viewers and not depending on those Clippers with low effort clickbaity horny trash that they puke out daily.