/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife is cute.

>>56482612
TuT

My wife
was just about to click bake with this Momo image lol
https://imgur.com/a/Uw0ZxLe

I fucking cummed on my tummy.

Perfection.

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

I love my girlfriend Momo

I love succubuscorp

I love momo otako

>>56482612
That succubus

Momo JOI when

All the other girls should take a note from momo and do lewd asmr. Especially Roca.

I hope Riro will sleep well today.

whens merch shipping

momonahole when

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.
>>56482880
It's listed on the sites pages of merch items. Don't remember what it said and on mobile at tho.

The lights are off, but I'm still home
My mind is not my own
My palms sweat, my body shakes
Another stream is what it takes
I can't sleep, I can't eat
There's no doubt, I'm in deep
My throat is tight, I can't breathe
Another tweet is all I need

Whoa, I used to think I was immune to this stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough
You know I'm gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to dog

I saw the the signs, but couldn't read
My superchats, budget exceed
My heart beats in double time
Another tip and you'll be mine!
A Wan track mind, I can't be saved
A marriage is all I crave!
If there's love left for me
I'll even take a tiny piece

Whoa, I used to think I was immune to this stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough
You know I'm gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to dog

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to dog (x5)

The lights are off, but I'm still home
My will is not my own
My bank sweats, my wallet whines
Another tip and you'll be mine
Whoa, I used to think I was immune to this stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough
You know I'm gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to dog

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to dog (x8)

https://files.catbox.moe/vwvsc5.mp3

>>56482690
Momo after sex

I want to sniff Coni's feet

I love my ghost busting wife.

https://twitter.com/PokoRakun/status/1693060170752925809
Me when fufo asmr

Pochifeet1
Pochilove1

https://twitter.com/Coomiix/status/1693055705505222748

>>56483290
Pochifeet2
Pochilove2

>>56483307
cute

this is the peak male form

happiness

>>56483290
I saw the retard_pochi.jpg face there for a second

i feel raped

Plot twist: it's not rain

i want to breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers

Precious and beautiful pink thing, Riro!
I just woke up from a nap, always missing the funny threads...

Someone needs to help Momo fix the high pitch squeaks. Noise gating or whatever the fuck it's called. In other news I didn't make it past the barrage of moans a bit ago. No regrets.

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

>>56482818
NOW

>>56483619
Good

>>56483729
Plap the bunny

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

literally laser-beaming on every pump. what is this power she has over me

I'm a whore

Momo is so sex and yet so cute.

>wake up
>cum to momo
>feel exhausted and tired
Is she sucking my lifeforce?

the harvest is complete

>>56483770
yeah

>>56483733
That's just the mic picking up presumably open back headphones. She should be using little in-ear earphones for this to prevent it.

>>56484273
Literal succubus. Don't know how many times it needs to be said.

Why the fuck do soundposts not work anymore? Did something break the extension?

>>56484385
works on my machine

>>56483729
Riro always cute!

>>56484385
Catbox seems to be fucking up recently, might be a DNS thing.

>>56484385
Idiot...

my one critique of her asmrs is that they're a bit meandering with too long periods where not much progress is happening and it makes me lose my tension. perhaps ojisan problems, i dunno. i just wish she'd do a bit more dirty talk or moaning and it'd be amazing all the way through. 10/10 towards the end though and i loved the cute aftercare she did this time

>>56484295
What is the best way to plap the Riro?

>>56484203
Yes

how the fuck am I supposed to deal with this empty feeling after Momo ASMR streams

>>56484616
Headpat Riro!

>>56484685
Wanna cuddle? :3

I came, but a few things I'd prefer is:
1. Wish she'd talk more about herself and tease herself a bit. At least what she's wearing, how she's feeling, etc.
2. If she's gunna "suck a cock" then just use a popsicle. It sounds more believable and I don't have cocks growing off the side of my head

>she included an aftercare portion instead of ending immediately this time
Jesus christ this woman is dangerous. Busted the biggest nut of the month and she starts kissing the mic while it's snug against her slick flat chest, made me feel a way I haven't felt in a long time. Being able to take advantage of a man during kenja time is no easy feat.
I'd say 8.5/10, definitely improved since the nun ASMR. I wouldn't be surprised if she maybe got some pointers or recommendations while talking to Fuyo a few days ago.

>>56484616
Gently and lovingly without forgetting the hugs afterwards

>>56484530
If they're gonna regularly be an hour long thing, I feel they'd benefit from having some initial 'build up' even if its just flirting/dirty talking some to fill a bit of the initial time instead of just jumping straight in to it. I agree that the pacing just kinda feels awkward at times otherwise. Still damn good though for what its meant to be.

>Coni bratty ASMR, then Momo&Fuyo horny bratty ASMR, then Momo succubus ASMR
My balls are raisins now

I know I'm a casual at this but just having suggestive sounds and some level of affection is enough for me.
That alone would be enough too...

Thinking about my precious dog

hi momo, really nice way to end the stream, thanks.
also, if you're approaching the mic from the front, try doing it from behind and check if the 3d effect is more pronounced.

Well that was good, i really want yuko x momo asmr my dick would explode

>>56485265
Yuko doesn't know anything about ASMR

>>56484755
I agree, I want more lewd talking as well. Depending on how far she goes it could be the hottest part. Now popsicles I dont know if she is allowed to use, I think it could be too risky for a Youtube stream. Maybe if she asks manager for permission.

>>56485303
What she may lack in skill she makes up for in love.

>>56484999
Yeah, normally these kinds include more teasing, flirting, etc., then it goes to earlicking, THEN when they actually get to sucking they use a popsicle, and that only occurs in the last like 20 mins of the asmr. Would like more info on her too like clothes and wetness status

>>56485332
Momo on pomf soon.

>>56485150
>>56485344
alright so which one of the Idol corp talents is interested in some good old fashioned Canadian ice hockey?

>>56485473
>>56484999
this would unironically be great feedback. perhaps consider sending a maro?

>>56485533

>>56477133
i would violate pochi's feet while she's asleep. just thinking about carefully peeling off her socks without waking her up has me diamonds

>>56485644
Based? I support all discussion on Pochi's feet

>>56485332
Yuko has done cocksucking with popsicles already before in members asmr.
Also she's done other stuff like put on nipple clamps, cupping the ear of the mic with her actual boob, talked about taking her clothes off and pulling panties to the side, grinding on a plushie, etc.
I'm sure momo is aware of that since she looked at yukos members stuff

>>56485398
The only thing Yuko loves is money, she knows how to convince retards online that her feelings for her fans are genuine love so it works in the end

>>56484490
Indonesia...

He seetheth once again.

>>56485265
Yuko and Momo could work because they are the only ones that pretty much force you to blow a load at the end, but I feel they are not that close yet. It could end up being awkward.

>>56485746
Yuko is special, we don't need every talent in idol to reach these levels of degeneracy. I like that we can have polar opposites like Rin and girls in the middle like Fuyo

If this was the spicy level 2, I'm really looking forward to 999.

>>56485952
We're talking about momo retard, not Rin. I'm saying Yuko can do it so chances are Momo can too

>>56485746
she also described in detail what her pussy looks like. she's on another level lol

>>56485719
I love this pic. She has the face of "Really? Right in front of my bowl of chips?"

>>56485746
Popsicles? Somehow I dont remember that one and I made sure to check all her ASMRs.
Giving a handjob to pent up brobos and grinding on her plushie were my favorites tho. That one where she wears the red backpack is something that I really want Momo and Fuyo to do as well.

>>56486072
Yeah but that wasn't during asmr

>>56486067
yuko has done a fair number of these asmrs now and haven't mentioned herself a single time in any of them. yuko grinded on a plushie without being prompted for it on her first one. i don't think momo is comfortable with it for whatever reason or she would've done it already
>>56486173
still an indication of how explicit she's willing to be

sex with pochi!

>>56486166
The popsicle was in the one where she slept for like an hour during the asmr iirc

>>56485801
what a hoe

Viva Happy Cover Appreciation Post, otherwise known as VHCAP for short.
This is your threadly reminder of the existence of Pochi's cover of Viva Happy, and how it is a perfect cover in every aspect, including singing, visual editing, sound mixing, song choice, and hype levels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oUjgEqZ1c
For your listening convenience.

>>56486234 (me)
i meant momo in the first sentence, not yuko. brain fart

personally I think Niki would like ice hockey.

Momo definitely could be even lewder but obviously she holds back to not get in trouble. The other day she already said she got bonked for something.

>>56486072
>>56486173
Explains why I don’t remember that, which stream is it?

>>56486446
maybe Katta too. I think she would like seeing men fight for her.

>>56485332
https://youtube.com/live/mShWjXbG950?t=3108

>>56486319
Forgot my image

>>56486531
The members stream called talkietalkietalkie right before she went on break

Alright boys, I'm gonna be out for a few hours. Make sure nobody shits the place up while I'm gone, okay?

>>56486735
Which break?

>>56486790
Don't jinx it

I’m poor and can’t afford anymore monthly members so can anyone give me the momo archive?

>>56486985
sent it to you on discord, check your DM's

I sent Momo my tribute

>>56486985
Skip one lunch.

>>56487169
proof?

>>56487177
But I need that pagpag to live.

>>56486790
Looks like a hard task anon, the catalog's seething about Aviel's latest post already.

e-sekaifags, you should start asking what your oshi's aspirations are

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>56487440
marrying me

>>56487097
If I had discord I wouldn’t ask here

>>56487421
Good thing no more streams today, don't have to stay for the inevitable phasekek raid.
Have a good night fellas

Riro is cute!

Images:
https://files.catbox.moe/x1l0kc.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/h3v1n6.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/09kusd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/zi3ngw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/x1l0kc.jpg
OG Post:
https://twitter.com/Gandr01d/status/1693070314073215033

>>56487177
I know you’re joking but $5.99 is like 1 burger alone that’s a snack not lunch

>>56486168
I'm going to massage her feet right in front of her bowl of chips yes

>>56487633
Phase fans should be calm today because Pippa's streaming, don't worry. Their thread didn't even take the bait someone posted there with Aviel's tweet.
I'd be more concerned about Niji fans.

>>56487727
>Fagdr0id
No thanks.

Hello, I want to marry Rin's feet!
Farewell!

>>56487440
My wife aspires to filter plebeians like you and be comfy and lovey-dovey with me

>>56487727
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56487727
ToT

>>56486319
I literally forgot this existed

>>56487828
I just saw the stick figure kek

>>56487866
>turning down perfectly good lewds becuase some sperg paid an artist for it
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen in this general, and I just jerked off with a bunch of anons to some slut sucking off a 3dio earlier.

>>56487727
Nice ToT

>>56487861
Just wait for pippa's stream to end

>>56487970
You are now reminded of the best cover song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oUjgEqZ1c

>>56488197
they're already busy pretending to be offended holotards

>>56487866
I dont see your Yuko hentai anon

>>56487727
Nice!

>>56488328
Heres mine hehe
https://files.catbox.moe/st5ofe.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ut383a.png
https://files.catbox.moe/06dtzu.png

>>56488563

>>56488563
ah you are that faggot that lied to me about her chest size being her hair when I told you to fix it
you commission is garbage and so are you.

>>56488672
hehe i said nothing, everyone else was coping! I love tits on lolis...

>>56487866
>Donates lots of money to Yuko
>Skebs Yuko lewds
>Made lots of contributions to the boobro community
>Well liked in the community
He is the best boobro

>>56488884
>>/vt/thread/51944879#p51952183
ok retard, you cant out retard me

>>56489060
hehe it wasn't me~

rakunny?

HEY THREADSHITTER FUCK OFF!!! FUCK YOU THREADSHITTERS!! SUCK MY FUTA DICK! FUCK OFF!! FUCK OFF!!! ANTI-THREADSHITTER POST! NO THREADSHITTERS!! NO BAHASA INDONESIA!! FUCK OFFFF!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK OFFF!!! GET OUTTA HEREEEE!!!! ANTI-INDONESIA!!!! NO! NO! NO! FUCK YOU!! NO! LEAVE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! BUWAAAAH!!!! PROTECTIVE POST! PROTECTIVE POST! PROTECTIVE POST! NO PIPIGGERS! NO KREWTON! NO THREADSHITTERS! NO KIWIS! ACTIVATE ALARM!! CANNOT APPROACH! YOU WILL DIE! AAAAAHH!!! AAH!!!

I'm more conviced now that momo gets by far the best fan art in idol, why is this? can't be just the model.

boo bro on boo bro spergouts. A tale as old as IdolEN. Good times good times.

>>56488563
tits too big, art quality kinda mid, but this is my fetish.

what is going on in here oomfies? kek

>>56489772
coni go live!

>>56489882
that looks familiar..

>>56487670
She truly is!

So many krewtons in this thread...

so what triggered this fag this time?

>>56488234
I enjoy Pochi's singing.

I enjoy Juna's singing.

OWAAAHHH YOUR INTERNET GIRL IS USING YOU UNLIKE MY INTERNET GIRL

>>56487727
nice

>>56491668
kek

>>56491658
FUCKING BRAT

>>56491658
wowee, if only I could hear what she's singin. Fuckin catbox

>>56492275
her voice is so angelic, it brings tears to my eyes.

I've been on the fence because of recent Coni allegations but still love my cute clown wife so much it hurts (good) (tanned edition)

>>56492458
>because of recent Coni allegations

>>56492535
weed is bad for you anon

>>56492898
Ik.. I don't smoke it anymore.

>>56492458
oh fug i forgot about those voices in the background

those voices in the background?
all me (i have schizophrenia)

>>56492458
>>56493347
I can't hear shit.

>>56493858
i had to turn my volume up almost all the way to hear it but its there are you using earphones?

So my neighbors wife of 50 years died and he's just been listening to johnny cash all day and night, I'm worried he's gonna burn his house down.

Guys it was probably just her mom telling her to suck and jumping on her bed during her asmr, stop posting about it

>>56492458
Coni allegations? Doko?

>>56495961
Coni is actually my wife sorry to say, it's true.

>>56493347
>voices
all ten of her boyfriends

>>56496854
all me.

Her 7 evil exes???

boof bros rise up

>>56495721
Depends, what songs has he been blasting?

>>56497371
I bought a pull up bar for my room to help me do more pull ups and stuff since sometimes Im too lazy to go to the gym
Not as good as a normal back day but it definitely helps on days im late to work

>>56492458
What did I miss now

>>56497572
Schizos hearing voices in her bratty asmr.

If you morons think someone else was in Coni's room with a 3DO and was able to whisper in a way that was inaudible for most everyone but Coni could hear it and not have her freakout instantly and mute and go crazy. I don't know what to say. Please don't fall for this.
If you think she would even start an ASMR stream with someone else in the room you are completely to far schizo to help.

>>56497572
apparently everyone who's not a schizo missed it also, don't worry.

>>56495961
reposting

>32:47 of Conis recent ASMR, around the time shes randomly acting super shy and nervous because "chat could be caught watching asmr" you can hear rubbing and then a male voice next to the mic say "lick" right before she starts doing the heart beat part, its not voices through the wall because you can hear other voices through the wall. not to mention a lot of other weird things around that time.
>33:00 "see do you like that"
you can hear him say "pretty good"
33:20 you hear him get on her bed and she tells him to shut up
>33:48 you hear him make sigh/say something, cant super make it out but she laughs and says shut up again
>https://files.catbox.moe/z1o94t.mp3 boosted it a lot but maybe too much, dont feel like wasting my time adjusting it, you at least can hear what I was talking about, no longer positive about what it is though

I was personally having sex with her during that stream and can confirm no one was whispering to her during that time

>>56497817
It’s the regular nijisister anti that uses her pictures. He probably got a gifted sub and lost his mind. The sounds he’s hearing are the TV sounds.

at least they're watching streams before inventing stuff to threadshit about now

>>56498256
>>56497817
Is the TV in the room with Coni right now?

>>56498415
shes at her sisters so no

>>56498415
No its in her mothers room bro. watch streams.

>>56498090
>>56498256
he's also saying she's telling him to shut up, but she's literally reading a message in chat and responding to it kek

>>56498449
This stream she was still at home.

>>56498090
Holy schizo.

>>56498090
I do hear the things but cant confirm what they are

this discord is reading this thread and all i can say is certain people are VERY unhappy about these developments

>>56498090
I went back and had a listen myself (your audio boosting didn't help) I gotta say that does sound like someone else's mouth breathing lips smacking in the background to say something and her vibe is off by a margin which doesn't help (sounds like her voice is directed towards someone near her and I can pick up on that), it's faint but there's def something there.
I'm never one for drama and I'm not retarded enough to ever delude myself into believing a relationship is on the cards with these girls but with coni it hurts me a little still. I'll be fine but damn I didn't think she was retarded enough to yab, if anything that's what I'm mad about.

Reminder that yuko literally suck my dick and dry my balls empty during our sexy hot romantic loving sex

>>56499072
I made this post

>>56498905
>discord
Go back.

heh...... they already try to deflect

>>56498934
same, the vibe in that specific part was very off and made me feel weird and with taking a second look it does make me think something is yabbing

>>56498905
no they aren't threadshitter

>>56498905
discord can go die in a fire.

Coni... That's unfortunate

>retards really think Coni would ever let someone near her when she is doing ASMR
Yeah, the girl with audio autism so bad that she gets irritated if people can hear the TV in her house and constantly mutes to tell her siblings to shut up would let a male voice come up on members ASMR. You picked the worst person to push these narratives. lmao

It’s so weird how Coni schizos come out around SEA hours.

I love Momo

>>56499606
Yeah, totally weird, i wonder why

>>56499585
>eh omg anon Im just so nervous. Why am I so nervous. Haha, I'm just so nervous today who knows why, maybe I'm just sleepy -moans- im really sleepy today anon sorry, Im just nervous and sleepy -male voice- thats my mom ignore that

>>56498934
I think there's something to this. If we could get someone to enhance the audio to make it easier to hear on normal speakers more people would pick up on it.

>>56500026
https://files.catbox.moe/el8nd5.mp3
already ahead of you

>>56499606
>>56499890
hmmm

wtf is happening with these cucks, they just won't stop

There is def something off. Any retard can pick up on it.

#SomethingHappedInConisMemberStreamButIDontKnowWhatProbablyADude

>>56499606
What does SEA have to do with Coni? Is there a connection I don't know about?

>>56500284
Pippiggers are SEAniggers.

>>56500284
5/7 of her evil exes are sea

mr threadshitter, your attempts at baiting are obvious, please go away

>>56498934
I thought it was bait but this sums up what I felt too, it really feels like someone else is in that room.

>>56487762
>

Has anybody used a skrunkly plushie as a fleshlight yet?

>>56500728
>it really feels like someone else is in that room.

Coni got rizzed good for her I hope she has lots of happy little children

Mix this stuff with her 30 minute "im sleepy" stream where she freaks out cause chat was telling her they could hear someone else in the background and she was acting really weird
It has its legs

I don't think I am ready for Roca's next stream bros

This is the most entertained I've ever been over the sound of someone sliding something across the desk. Thanks for the chuckles, but anywhere where is super sand lesbian retard pochi?

>>56501072
I know it's hard oomfie, but if you dehusk enough coconuts you'll be able to get an appointment at the local psychiatrist.

>>56501268
>anywhere where
excuse my retardation

>>56501268
she was gone when we needed her the most

wait? so this asmr thing happened and she immediately takes a night off the day after?

>>56498090
I don't know if these are schizo ramblings because the mic is doing stuff but I can hear what you are hearing, at least after 33:00 you hear a "I do"

>>56500994
Getting rizzed is fine, having them fuck with her during a cute members only asmr is actually gross

Why did Coni do this to us

Jesus this is pathetic, get a hobby or at least come up with some more entertaining rrats

>>56501946
big cock, big arms, likes warhammer

Yu LOVE

>>56498934
I can hear some things too and it's ok to have a couple and fuck them and whatever but to do silly things on ASMR members stream feels very wrong, like you actually want to cuck viewers even if they don't believe in that stuff

>>56502085
this is their hobby, making up rrats in /vt/ very common actually

>>56498090
Whenever these things happen it makes me laugh because it reveals the schizos and I don’t mean the pne that posted this

>>56502354
>making up rrats
It's not made up you can literally hear a man's voice in her room as she's doing ASMR

>>56500129
Grim if true

>>56502354
yeah man its made up, just dont listen to the time stamps and its made up

>>56502130
I'm okay with this to be honest.

>>56497371
All cardio gains here. But I'm moving from 30 miles of cycling a week to 45 now that I've gotten over most of the rookie pains and a 10 mile ride doesn't wipe me.

>>56502130
point at the ESL trying to fit in

>>56502438
>source: the autistic deaf ape that speaks to me in dreams

>>56502085
getting together with the boys and collaboratively writing out your cuckold fantasies is a pretty productive hobby actually

>>56502130
it is weird but it's natural for people to want to push the envelope. the vtuber fan game is a losing one, get your money up and find a half normal girl who will tolerate your bullshit. Idols and their comfort with bring about your worst nightmares. Stay away.

>>56502438
Anon that's me. The voice in your head. Wake up, you need to let go of the past. Please wake up anon

>>56502580
faggot point to the ESL mistakes right now I'm pretty sure I didn't made any

Did Momo do a second membership ASMR?

>>56502751
you serious? kek if so

>>56502751
oh no...
On another note I think portraying yourself as a wholesome girl who loves her fans and is super parasocial and then having your fuck buddy sit on your bed and make you giggle throughout your members asmr is fucking disgusting

>>56502563
hey, you do you, I respect honest anons

Imagine bickering over coni NTR and not watching 3DRyS

>>56503107

>>56503191
my nigga

>>56503107
>btw my delusion is a fact now

>>56503225
the source being the stream that is currently still available to watch and download on her channel

cope andys. her voice is directed at someone else in her room and if you can't tell that by just her voice then you have genuine autism.

>>56503191
>not doing both

>>56498090
>33:00 "see do you like that"
>you can hear him say "pretty good"
sounds more like "I do" but if you think it through it might actually be just a mic thing

>>56503565
you're hearing things anon, there are no voices

Who watches Hololive in 2023

>>56502727
sigma grinder you probably like men

>>56503709
>YouTube BR
Oh, now it makes sense.

>>56503799
I mean theres at least 5 other anons her who hear the same things.
We could all be schizo and somehow hearing the same thing or maybe your volume isn't loud enough.

>>56503709
>BR
AAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
seriously though, back to the mud hut now

Something happened. Carnies, know your worth. (very little but still something, be better)

>>56493347
did he end up isolating them like he said he would?

>>56504122
yeah
>>56500129

man aviel really pissed this creatures off didn't he?

>>56503832
your idol oshi

>Coni suddenly getting tryhard schizos
lmao what did she do to trigger these retards? All I saw her doing was post about reaching 30k. Maybe some numberfag got angry.

>>56504122
I isolated one really shitily, not experienced with audio editing.
I didn't wanna go through the others because it would take a lot of effort but again, I can hear them fine without editing so you should be able to as well.
Granted my headset is plugged into speakers which are plugged into my computer and not everyone has that.

>>56503615
who the heck is andy?

>>56503954
your discord doesn't count

>>56504202
damn, yeah i can clearly hear it. that sucks. sorry carnies :<

>>56504386
I dont have twitter or discord, I am just an idol youtube enjoyer

>>56504282
it's just the usual people raiding the thread and happening to catch a whiff of the one schizo's delusions

The boosting doesn't help just listen from 30:00 onwards and pay attention to the way she is directing her voice, it's not to chat. It's tonality and direction are towards someone else in the room (this isn't hard to pick up on), you can hear the sounds of something foreign (other than her mice cable and her) in the room like the sound of someones mouth opening to say something.

Lol They're Trying So Hard To Deflect

>>56504282
Regular conischizo went full on 'fuck my meds' and is hearing voices from her fiddling with her scissors on the desk as she got nervous. It's fucking hilarious.

Help bros I can't stop cumming to Momo

>Aviel posts a tweet about revealing the cut idol talents receive
>thread is suddenly filled with schizos
naruhodo...

>there's clearly someone talking, I can hear them
>uhh actually it's a general vibe that she's talking to someone else, trust me bro
>and ummmm foreign sounds
maximum jej

aviel gave them schizophrenia through twitter, the power of the kabbalah is strong.

i am just happy green woman is winning and yellow woman is losing.

I want coni to let one rip right into the mic during an asmr! Imagine her just letting loose an entire torrent of gas and then acting all embarrassed!
(Verification not required)

>>56504539
>she is directing her voice, it's not to chat.
alright I was kinda buying into it but now I know you are fucking retarded

>>56504752
I mean hes right except you can literally hear someone moving in the background, I dont understand you peoples argument
Listen to it you faggots

Wife cute
make retard angry
much love
not haiku

I'm really interested in knowing the splits. I'm hoping its a guaranteed minimum for the girls of the SC/SE then a split after, with a really generous merch split.
It will make me feel good knowing my support helps alot.

>>56504539
Carnies think for yourself, find the One piece and be set free. your journey starts here 33:00. THE CONI YAB IS REAL!!!

>>56504813
no one is buying it oomfie, get new material.

>>56504695
>>56504688
No we were talking about this same topic last night and I'm pretty sure most of the anons hear a man's voice you can literally hear it

Huuuh i didn't heard it before, but after listening 100 times is clearly there. Gonna wright her a maro asking about it

>>56504813
I think the sounds of people on the background are like behind walls or far away, which matches her being angry because everyone in her hovel is just fucking loud, I fail to see the rrat other than the 33:00 thing

>>56504867
can we get much lower...

I'm finally free, time to get drained by Momo.

>>56504883
get new material

>>56482612
Can you pedophiles keep the nearnude toddler images off of the catalog, really puts me off my cheese and crackers when I'm browsing the old catalog looking at bait threads.

>>56504919
If you cant tell the difference between someone through a wall and someone one foot away from an asmr mic you should just kill yourself

>>56505029
no

>>56505029
stop being gay

does literally everyone in this thread but me have a coni membership? i wish i could hear the asmr

Fine I'll drop coni are you happy now she got fucked on stream

>>56505159
yeah, by me

>>56505118
I mean most of her subscribers have a membership at this point, those two faggots donate 100 memberships a stream each

Holy fuck I regret checking this hell hole... Coni why

>>56505237
>not a new ip
kek

Is there a point in Idol doing 3D debuts if only a few of them are practicing singers?

>>56505073
this looks suspiciously traced

>>56505350
>accusing one of the most based idol artists of tracing
ok

You guys never questioned why she repeatedly kept asking about how we felt about the bunny suit stream?

>Threadshitters attacking people who commission art and idol fanartists
they really desperate now

>>56505529
and never will.

>>56505318
Fufo is very interested in doing 3D content, mostly VRchat and other VR games.

>>56505597
I'm very interested in seeing Foiy's asshole

Dont make me do it

Her pl been dry from interaction recently, guessing her man set some ground rules or she finally had enough fanning the egos of fans hopeful now that she's taking it serious with room intruder guy.

>>56505647
Please, we've been waiting.

kek he's still going with his little performance.

>>56505647
DO IT
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

>>56505428
truly the russle of our generation

>>56505647
NOOOOOOOOO DONT LET THEM STOP THIS IS THE ONLY FREE ENTERTAINMENT I HAVE RIGHT NOW

This is a retard Pochi

>coni pl schizo is the general coni schizo
>reveals that he’s from brazil
>also reveals he’s the one trying to shill hololive here constantly

>>56505684
room intruder guy...

lol

I will never take a rrat written by an ESL seriously
non-english speaking countries should be completely rangebanned

ok i'm bored with the threadshitting now. let's go back to cute girl posting

>>56505647
NOOOO DON'T DO IT! YOU'LL USE UP ALL YOUR TIME ON EARTH!!!!

And this, is what is known as a retard Pochi that has ascended past a retard Pochi.
Or you could just call this a retard Pochi 2

>>56505836
does anyone have a scouter around? gonna need a powerlevel rating!

>>56505684
Holy shit.... It's worse than we thought...

>>56505920
what's she doing?!

And this.... is to go... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!

To be clear I am the one writing the rrat and am american, BR guy just jumped onto it.

>>56505920
>>56505994
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

this is exactly why coni can never be anything but a friend. she's too powerful

>>56505845
This is what happens when you court the ES audience.

>>56505994
MASAKA!?!?

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>>56506018
br guy is a faggot from /lig/ I call him icelandic because he says he's from brazil but his timezone is from iceland.

>>56506031
>brazil
>es

>>56505845
Everyone ITT watches holive. Kiara is my kamioshi I just watch idol streams but maybe won't support anymore after the NTR incident

>>56506061
NOOOOOOO

I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others...but I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a retard Pochi 3.
And this has been a reminder

>>56506061
THE RETARDATION OF THIS THREAD! IS NOW BEYOND 9000!!!!

>>56506077
I mean... is he wrong?

>>56506061
>>56506141
H-how? How has she become this powerful?

>>56506061
*insert Yajirobe noises*

Regretful Carnie.... I did this to myself

>>56506312
I feel the same way but ill probably go back anyway because im retarded

>>56506141

Good night bros, I'm just going to lie down while listening to Momo's ASMR, jack off until I'm exhausted, and let myself fall asleep after I cum
it's probably going to be messy in the morning but that's a future me problem

>>56506141
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

>>56505029
No

>>56506141
>Eyebrows missing, just like the original
kek

no one is leaving coni because of this its just a funny thing that happened right?

>>56505865
there's a thread about spanish speaking chuubas I think so....

>>56506629
I will watch less enthusiastically and reconsider my membership but wont drop without more proof

I'd suck my oshi's dick if she had one

>>56506629
sad but I'm probably leaving, hurting myself by staying

>>56506799
talk about eating cunny or leave

>>56506629
I'm a properly medicated invidual so I hear no voices and thus none of a lunatic's ramblings will affect my opinion of her

Im going to start replying to myself too

>>56506888
fucking kek

>>56506852
I really hate to shit talk anyone who makes art of my oshi, but this one's always looked goofy to me

>>56506852
this art is so fucking ugly.
please don't post it again.

>>56506893
I'll reply to you too. Cute doggo deserves lots of (you)s

>>56506970
That's a cat

>>56506893
Headpat Pochi!

>>56506888
kek

Oh yeah, I forgot some faggot made an Aviel thread. That explains the schizos.

At the very least I hope Coni just stops doing weird shit like that.
Have your relationship just dont use your chat to give him sexual gratification

in case anybody is actually bothered by this
it's just the tv
https://litter.catbox.moe/x9ogan.opus (very loud)

>>56507134
go to bed oomfie, we don't believe your rrat.

pls rember that wen u feel happy or joy never forget ttimes wen u feeled cucked

wen night is bright.. alway rember sad day!!!

>>56507208
Thanks for the member leak anon

>>56507125
>one
It's been three

>>56507265
no.. not like this.. why...

>>56507481
NOOO MY FIVE MINUTES OF CONTENT

>>56507134
shes just an entertainer as long as she streams thats all that matters i dont think any less of her than i did before this happened

Thoughts?

>>56506893
Hello me, how are you doing today?
also thanks jannie!!!!

>>56506942
her feet look like tacos

sat on my balls today

>>56507743
I'm sorry, or if you're the castration anon, congrats?

>>56507839
kek

>>56507637
Future talents please take notes.
Also, Coni, if you want us to forgive you please show feet tomorrow.

Just realized that other than Momo nobody of importance to me streamed today. Didn't Poko say she was gonna stream??

I've been conipilled and it feels awful

>>56508123
Poko worked so she said she wasnt going to