/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Wife is up and started working.

thread made a minute before wifey tweet
interesting...

>>56447682
I'm her favorite husband. We are psychically linked.

How long will she keep this up? Is this her replacement for alt streams?

>>56448006
Keep what up?

>>56448064
The late night stalking

>>56448282
I think that was a one off. The only reasons she isn't dong alt streams is because she has to get work done, and the critters being little shits.

Morning shoggers, I love my wife.

still eepy

>>56448357
>and the critters being little shits.
yeah, fuck them for existing. how dare they

Can't wait to get my tracking number.

>>56449319
Staying up until 4am, but complaining when Shondo goes a few minutes over her time limit is being a little shit.

>>56449602
dude, they're literally not allowed to be in their own room. shut the fuck up.

>>56449762
It sucks, but they wouldn't have a room without Shondo's income.

>>56449819
they might ironically enough have been better off without shondo's income because then the state would put them in an appropriately-sized home instead of this one that's too small for them.

Good morning shoggers
Shondo feet

>>56450792
Good morning!

Uh guys?

>>56450054
This is actually untrue.
Here in the UK the very biggest council houses are 4 bedroom. You can't get a bigger house than that on the council.

>>56454127
damn, even your welfare state is trash. is the UK good at anything?

>>56447728
I typed this

>>56454125
Yeah? What's up?

>>56454125
What?

>>56454125
Get back on the ceiling, Benjamin

>>56449762
They should just go clubbing and sleep at their bfs' houses like a normal UK teen.

>>56454125
Shut your whore mouth

>>56448006
Yes. Too many subhusbands on Syadouchama. This way she can exclusively interact with her favorites.

hm of the merch buyin niggaz are bbc brothas? think shes stalkn them xxxtra hard

>>56455491
I live in a majority black city but Im white. I wonder if shondo thinks Im black

>>56456037
If you are she's not interested

>>56432098
wasn't the same guy, no
the guy who wanted her to use his model barely even got beyond making a face

>>56448282
assuming this was just because she's seeing if anyone's talking about merch
or she was in bed already and procrastinating on sleeping / pretending it was helping her sleep
>>56449819
imagine if parents were all as vindictive as people want shadow to be towards her siblings just because after being a burden for 20 years she finally started providing income

>>56456468
She paid for her granddad's funeral as an asmr baby. She's been providing income for longer than that. Unless you believe the "Shadow is 30" rrat.

>>56457518
Not really, it was around 9 months after she started vtubing.

>>56457654
So Shadow lied for effect? She already had a vtuber income?

>>56457518
I don't think she ever said youtube was enough to keep her afloat, or she wouldn't be talking about drawing porn to make ends meet nor have been looking for employment like a year before vtubing
her big paypal chargeback had to be covered by one of her family's credit cards

>>56457787
Yeah I remember she talked about that, her first big donor charged it back months later and put her in bad debt. That's fucked up.
>>56457710
What?

>>56458335
>smug_kid.png
Shadow lied to seem more impressive

Where my tracking

>>56458622
Me too, I checked kofi and it's not there

>>56458622
>>56458661
She's got like 600 to send out individually by finding the zip code on the tracking number and crossreferencing it with all of the documents and then finding your ko-fi based on your name, please have patience

>>56458698
poor stubborn girl

>>56458698
How the fuck do corpos even do this shit? Even if it's digitized surely someone has to match them up and send them out right?

>>56458698
My OCD wife

>>56458829
A real corpo could automate it but Shondo wants to feel like she did it all by herself and also take the opportunity to stalk a little more

>>56458897
If she hasn't stalked my house yet she definitely is today

>>56458829
by contracting out to companies whose job it is to do this and have software specialized for this purpose
she's hard-working, not smart

>>56458829
it's automated... shondo could do this much easier too but she's not very smart. pls understand. she always chooses the way that gives her the most needless work somehow.

>>56459338
For her it might be an expression of love somehow

>>56459528
I believe it, she's really autistic about this stuff. I really appreciate it though, the whole thing seems personal and full of love

>>56459528
hard to say anything about a labor of love even if it's kind of pointlessly giving herself extra work, when she already does a ton otherwise
like I understand it to some extent but I don't like her discounting all the behind the scenes shit she already does by calling it "taking your money to do nothing" if just stopped at doing the research, testing, and ordering

>>56459620
i appreciate it too, but it makes me want to slap her when she complains about it on stream afterwards. she's literally picrel

>>56459767
yeah that part makes it harder to just accept the cope that "oh well she seems happy to do it this way"
wouldn't mind her doing merch in a way that's more convenient considering her situation is just absolutely not conducive to it, and continuing to just put that energy into streams, but there's no point saying anything

>>56457518
>>56457710
>>56458485
She said "shadow baby" because everyone always assume she's a child because of how she looks. Her savings from 3 to 4 years were almost all used up to pay for it.

>>56460005
But she was old enough for bbc

I better not hear someone blasting ribbon cage down my street to try and find me

Time to blast Shondo's streams out the window just in case there are Shondophrenics nearby

I guess I'll hang my extra daki in my window to see if anyone of you is near by

gay sex with the shondophrenic down the street

>>56461780
Post your address and I'll come blow your back out while we watch her stream

I yelled, "SHOOOOOOOOOOOON" at the top of my lungs outside my house. Waiting for a reply from one of you

She's definitely sending them. Just got mine, it was an email from her merch email.

didn't she say her brother was going to help send the emails?

>>56462055
She said she would recruit the critters, but she changed her mind. She wants to handle the sensitive information herself.

>>56462055
Sister, who she doesn't trust enough after realizing how easy it'd be to fuck up

>>56462108
>>56462116
understandable, but man

My country wasn't even listed in her viewer statistics, so I doubt it's me.

just got mine a bit ago, where's my neighbor shogga

>>56462199
Burgerstan?

>>56462199
I'm sure there's other shoggers in Argentina

>>56462267
>>56462316
Austria

>>56462116
With how much she's leaking it doesn't seem like it matters

>>56462355
You're the Austrian nigger who was defending Shadow lying about the helicopter last night? Fuck you, I hope you drink the antifreeze wine by misfake

>>56462429
>drink the antifreeze wine
I like these deep cuts anon

>>56462429
delusional

>>56462429
>this schizo is still here

Why the fuck do I get so stressed out with anything related to her. I know she has a ton of emails to send but I'm still worried I haven't got mine yet

>>56462748
Don't, i havnt got mine either but if she misses it you'll be able to tell her

Haha my shoga down the block what if we meet and hold hands haha

>>56462973
I'll let you cum on my daki if I can cum on yours

>>56462748
If you ordered late you will get it late

>>56462748
Same here, just remember how many bought the merch and distract yourself with something else

>>56462973
>>56463006
future mods

>>56462748
it's a stupid amount of work to put on herself but I doubt it'll take her more than a day or two

>>56463040
It has nothing to do with that

>>56464229
How the fuck does she do this

>>56464267
turns off voicechanger

>>56464267
It's her real voice

I got my tracking number. Let's gooo

I finally understand wanting to make her worse. Why is mental illness so fucking sexy?

>>56465028
fuck off

??

>>56465028
Specific thing that happened or are you just new to shondo?

>>56465143
Could not look much less like her

Nice bait

Have we reached the stage of general where people post random women and try to imply it is the chuuba

not FAS looking enough nice try

32207

>>56465143
Not nearly cute, ghostly, or mental ill looking enough to pass off as her, try again next time

??

>>56465360
shondo the zipcodes don't go in here they go in the excel sheet

>>56465143
who da fak is this and why are you posting random 3D whores on a 2D girl centric board

>>56465404
bro wtf she might see this delete it

>>56465143
Did you type white girl into google or something

>>56465404
JANNIES DELETE THIS

>>56465143
>when you stalk pyros wrong gf
retard

>>56465404
"Hi, Mr Flag"

>>56465255
SEAnigs are getting very desperate

>>56465143
Isn't this the girl that's dating her ex now and some seanig posted a picture of them together one time and tried to imply it was Shondo despite them looking worlds apart kek?
Major fucking downgrade, poor guy

>>56465404
Fucking delete this you piece of shit

>>56465550
No, it's just some random girl who happened to use the name fallenshadow too.

>>56465404
MODS

>>56465550
Pretty sure that's not accurate, since that picture was posted from the same profile. And it was posted 5 years ago. It's just some random girl with the same "Fallenshadow" screen name.

>>56465351
Is this a new sketch? Wish Giru would post these on twitter so I wouldn't have to check Discord.

>>56465143
>brown egirl on a russian website
>has to use one of those ugly girl filters
Oh nyo nyo nyo

>>56465510
>no rrats that actually stick or have merit
>downgrading to posting vaguely goth looking girls
7 Years and this is the best they have

>>56465673
relatively new I guess
I'm with you I hate having to check that channel
feel bad if anyone else posts there expecting her to actually see them

>>56465351
She has a clearly defined philtrum, I think the lighting in one photo just made it look that way. She's paper white and has very smooth skin so it didn't stand out much

Speaking of the discord, where is all the off topic chatting supposed to take place? You know, from the people who don't watch streams, and not even Shondo recognizes.

>>56465895
the twitch subs channel

>>56465962
I know you shoggers are annoying and whiny sometimes but that place is the worst part of her community by far

>>56465895
Twitch subs and vc channels
They're full of people who are never on her streams

>>56466098
Mods killed vc

https://twitter.com/4ru1ri/status/1692971485378519351

>>56466121
The fuck did they do to get it killed?

>>56466148
A NEW ARTIST EMERGES
HOLLLLLY SHIT

>>56466121
lul why what happened

>>56466148
Nice

>>56466195
>new

>>56466148
is there a lewd version of this?

>>56466038
And those people constantly get gifted subs by regulars

>>56466177
>>56466250
I don't think anything in particular happened, either Shondo or they just didn't like the faggotry in there and it got deleted. Now they will openly send messages like "HEHE JOIN VC IN THE OTHER SERVER"

>>56466278
Goes as far as this, unfortunately.

>>56466373

>>56466121
that's really funny, was it because there's a bunch of fucks that hang out there while she's streaming usually?

>>56466177
Maybe they got tired of the randoms who used it as personal hang out. The sever rules say its not for that.

>>56466396
From what I could gather, people were doing things in VC and it was hell for mods to keep an eye. So they just nuked it all.

>>56466396
I think one of the mods said that people would join it to discuss politics and drama so they didnt want it around anymore

>>56466373
Much better than boring nudity. I will cum to this.

more pregathon when?

>>56466570
I think shes tired of it and will probably just quietly never mention it again

>>56466570
She left off with nearly all the babies so I think she just considered it complete, doesn't help that near the end the mods didn't seem to fully work

>>56466570
Mods broke.
Its over.

>>56466570
she should barbecue fleece in real instead of in the game

>>56466700
She should come to my house and kill me instead

>>56466466
>>56466480
I'm skimming over discord search, sounds like people joining to say slurs or someshit. Also saw sowa stormed out because they were mad about it kek. Never fucking seen that bitch once in a shondo stream.

>>56467074
He was around at the start of the subathon and was very active in discord. Stopped watching the streams but stayed in discord. I think thats how most of the subs only channel is

she should stop taking her meds and become a serial killer and groom me into liking gore and make fucked up babies with me

>>56467222
She would kill herself before anyone else

>>56467222
>make fucked up babies
>he doesn't know

>>56467074
Been logging twitch chat since May this year and the last time she's been there was on Shondo's birthday.

>>56467287
she's clearly incapable of dying considering her health and the rope snapping

>>56467403
Based chat stalker.

>>56467288
>implying theyll be hers

>>56467537
shondo was easing us into the idea of using nina as breeding cattle

>>56467287
she wants to kill women so bad shes just not strong enough

>>56467606
I don't want my son to be a manlet... can't it be Soya so they get the height buff?

>>56467651
shes going to eat your son anyways

>>56467403
Very little amount of chats too.

>>56467741
Show me next

>>56467606
I'm took a look at Inis' stream, and I think she is built to be a breeding cow.

>>56467778
I would breed inis' feet

>>56467852
Inis feet poster shouldn't you be in /lig/?

>>56467778
>I'm took
I should start proofreading my posts.

>>56467863
I liked her feet before he started posting about it

>>56467741
Please do me next

>>56467761
Fuck you Moobot.

>>56467403
>>56467741
I want to say you guys should get a ranking of who sends the most messages but I feel like now offline chat skews it

>>56468079
According to the monthly twittch report thing, in July I sent on averge 80 chat messages per stream. Much more than I thought, but I guess emote spam adds up.

>>56468267
I think mine said I sent about 3000 chat messages in the month total. Sorry for spamming

>>56468267
they can at least blacklist emote-only messages if they wanted

>>56468014
WOW this cunt is one hell of a needy attentionwhore.
Someone should tell him to shut up.

I wonder how many mails she sent out so far.

>>56469928
She just keeps resending the same one to me over and over

>>56470152
deeply concerning but hilarious if true

>>56469928
I just got mine so she's going right now. She loves me.

>>56469928
She's only sent mails to her fans with a BBC

>>56470349
SHONDO IM BLACK LETS GOOOOOOO

I was just typing how I can't sleep because I haven't got mine yet and I fucked up the captcha and then my email refreshed and she literally just sent it
Thank you Shonshon

>>56468079
Here are the result for the top 50 of each day that I have. Did this in a very crude way, so a weird chatterino message or two shows up in the count.
https://pastebin.com/j6abv3t9

>>56470594
Now this is a good list. Thanks anon very cool data

>>56470594
wanna know how to get recognized by shondo? just type 800 messages per stream. jesus fucking christ lunalenz CHILL

>>56470594
I'm confused is this like order of ranking or actual chats per day

>>56470594
Either twitch or your list is wrong. I'm >>56468267, but on the list I'm mostly in the single digits.

Have a list that doesn't include emotes.
https://pastebin.com/SrtcThKq
>>56472005
Chats per day
>>56472114
There could be a mistake here and there. Once every week or two chatterino just decides to close itself and I notice only 2 or 3 hours later. Should still be mostly accurate though.

I like that she uses her logo for the email

>>56472469
Man I am pretty consistent

>>56472469
>about 2/3 of my messages are emotes
I need to step it up and just chat normally

>>56472469
Does that also exclude 7tv emotes? I can't believe I ever typed 50+ messages excluding emotes. Maybe I'm just having a schizo moment. Feels good to be in the list though. Gotta write even more in chat instead of here.

>>56472840
Nope, only Shondo's emotes. Things like other streamers, BTTV, FFZ and 7TV are not excluded because it'll be a pain in the ass to remove each and every single one.

>>56472758
Same. The urge to pat is strong, this is a wakeup call.

>>56472469
>>56470594
I feel so out of place being in there.

>>56472758
Emoting is my way of lurking while also letting her know im actually listening

>>56472469
i don't know what to think of this but it's very interesting. it's insane to see how much is just pure emote spam

>no email yet

>>56474135
i just got mine 10 minutes ago so you may still get it soon

>>56474135
Same, Mr. Goku poster. Same...

>>56474135
We will get eventually hermano

>she's been sending emails 1 by 1 for almost 9 hours

>>56474347
Is this autism, love, something else?

>>56474369
She sent me a picture of her cunny with my tracking info. I think it's love

>>56474347
She took breaks and most likely got distracted along the way

>>56474426
Source, given anons in this thread alone have been consistently saying they're getting them all day?

>>56474369
i don't even know dude. i don't think autism is enough to describe whatever this is.

>>56474411
Sucks to be you. She sent me a video of her masturbating.

>>56474411
pls dont make me think of shondos irl cunny im so fucking horny

>>56474411
She only sent me her address a time and a heart
She forgot the tracking details...

>>56474521
you know she likely hasn't showered in a while, because she never does while working hard. just imagine the aroma of her cunny.

>>56474554
She took a bath the day before they shipped the merch.

>>56474590
5 days without, then. a good start at least.

>>56474590
That's enough time to build up some good smell especially since she went outside

>>56474697
And how many times has she gone to nose powder within those 5 days?

>>56474809
At least 25

>>56474858
all on me

I got my email I am so happy
Can I go to sleep? No alt stream right

>>56475202
No alt stream but more stalking tonight

how do UKbros stop themselves? i literally wouldn't be able to

>only 12 of 22 done

>she's taking a food break
Well at least she's more than halfway

I'm pretty damn sure I'll be one of the last to receive the tracking number.

give me the list shondo I'll finish it for you

I love her so much!

>>56478094
What the heck me too

>>56475315
I'd have spent the days she went out driving around looking for her 100%

>>56482571
whitchdo my beloved

>>56482571
Sovl

>>56482571
would you say her art lost any soul when she stopped drawing skin so sickly looking

>>56483144
I just think of it coinciding with her getting less sickly, which is also why that one of her under a tree is so sickly since she was on death's door

>>56483366
post it?

>>56483455

>>56483506
damn it matches my favorite of her hairstyles

>>56483506
Thank you, very cute dying wife

My head feels like it's about to explode. I'll try to go to sleep, and maybe I'll wake up with the tracking info in my mailbox. Good night my shoggas!

>>56484404
I dont remember this picture

>>56484404
gato bebe

>>56485008
me either

>>56485642
Did she post these on shadowchama? My memory is so bad I'm getting oldge...

>>56485728
NTA but isn't that from when he was still just a kitten?

>>56485874
Yeah but I just don't remember seeing too many of these, maybe I wasn't as obsessed with shondo to have alerts on her twitter when otis was a baby

>>56486222
Might be from on stream maybe? I know she showed a couple of pics on stream early.

>>56485728
These are old pics from her main twitter, back in 2021

These are Marley, aren't they?
His eyes were blue at first, Otis was lighter and had turqouise eyes as a kitten.

>>56485728
I believe so
I think this is a visit to the cattery before taking him home

>>56486460
I thought so as well, but I wasn't 100% sure of it.. damn

>>56486737 (me)
ignore picrel. im a phone posting retard

>>56486440
>>56486460
>>56486464
>>56486737
Yep, it's Marley.
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1470065021929590793

>>56486860
Pretty boy.

>wants to make a cutesy magical girl OP type song
She 100% means something like Catch You Catch Me, that would be so fucking good.

That embarrassing thing? sex with me.

Shes been practicing taking feet pics for the future photoshoot TuT

She's clearly been daydreaming about going on cute dates with me to the nice park near my house after stalking me and she's too embarrassed to admit it

why is she such a tease

Usually her teasing would make me mad but I'm going to put aside my violent urges until tomorrow because I'm going to want to rape her even more watching her nervously try to tell us whatever it is in 3D

Should I worry if she's this incoherent

>>56490125
I think she's just being a little silly
John from John street? Me btw.

she tried masturbating again, but this time it felt good because she didn't try to jam her fingers in there with no foreplay like last time. 100%.

>>56490236
How is she going to masturbate and send shipping labels at the same time with her cunnygunk fingers

>>56490125
she isn't though

>>56490236
she read my name before trying

>>56490236
Maybe she read the thread where we mentioned clit stimulation

>>56490311
cunnygunk on the pacakagee

>>56490412
>lmao shes totally here guise

>>56490791
shut up shondo

im looking at italian restaurants near movie theaters in uk and imagining what her barbie day was like on street view

I want to sleep...

>>56491485
You'll miss the surprise alt stream

>>56491645
She won't do one this late after how busy she's been and knowing she has to get up early tomorrow to set up VR

>>56491645
That or the stalking but I have been awake for 21 hours

why does saali post like a checkmark engagement bait spam account

>>56491787
Because it's genuinely funny when it's Shondo clips
If you're a zoomer

>>56491864
I meant his twitter anon

>>56491956
Yeah me too, I mean the shitposts he puts on there

>>56491770
Straightjackets are so insanely hot

>>56491787
because he is one

>>56492140
especially when the girl inside is insane

>>56492012
I don't understand your point. At any rate it feels like trying too hard but I guess it's effective since he's the only person she'll just retweet for low effort memes.

>>56492196
I don't think he meets the mark for revenue sharing, it would just be farming engagement from the other shoggers so she sees it in for you I guess

Please understand my zoomer wife is easily amused

Got mine, can now rest easy
Good night shoggas

JUST GOT MINE
LET'S GOOOO

>>56494738
>>56494746
I envy you two. Still yet to get mine

>>56494746
>still not done
god i love my retard wife

>>56495000
when did you order, near the end?

>that schizo that tried to insult her but she didn't know what the word he was trying to call her meant and didn't understand she was being insulted is still trying to upset her somehow (he is not very good at it)

>>56495151
I ordered on the 4th right after the stream ended

>>56495200
twitter or /lig/?

>>56495151
I was on the signing stream and I got mine 30ish min ago, it's just a random order since we'd have the "finally finished" tweet by now

>>56495200
The free use guy?

>>56495364
Twitter, he's just kinda dumb. Shondo probably already muted him.

>she'll finish the rest on Monday
>the day she said was going to be her rest day where she doesn't work

>>56496035
>i'm gonna start taking care of myself better i promise

unless you live in the uk or eu it isnt that imperative you get your label i feel

>>56496035
Did you really think she'd be able to go through 600 something zip codes in one day?

>>56495792
that's a new account too
could it be that ED faggot?

>>56495151
>>56495343
I'm assuming the zip codes are sorted by ascending order. So if your zip code starts with a 9, you're literally in the last pages.

>>56495200
>he's a nep simp
how does that work
dude has some problems all he does is complain about women

>>56496948
mine starts with a 7 and i was before her middle tweet

>>56496035
it was a lie to begin with don't worry

>>56497183
Actually, that explains an awful lot.

>>56497259
Well, then I have absolutely no fucking idea. Might be in whatever order the post office processed the packages then.

>>56496948
I haven't got mine yet and I'm at 1

>>56497259
Could be descending order?

>>56497440
I'm >>56496948 and mine starts with a 9. Haven't gotten anything yet.

>>56497440
nah mine started with 4 and was long before she made the half way tweet

>>56496948
Mine starts with an 8, I am >>56475202
Maybe names? emails?

>>56497368
which would probably just be random then

postal gacha. you just gotta love it

why does it matter if you get it now or tomorrow when its just a tracking code anyway

>>56497845
So you can enjoy the happiness from getting an email from your wife
Like I am right now

>>56497845
it doesn't really, as long as I get it before the package starts to arrive. Bit worried something will happen to it

>>56497845
Customs here are a bunch of assholes and I'm afraid they'll fuck something up. Having the tracking code is some form of reassurance.

>>56498322
>>56498148
Unless you are a bong it wont arrive this fast. She will be done by Tuesday.

>>56498322
customs wouldn't be an issue if everything was labelled properly

does anyone with an international tracking code have a delivery estimate on it yet?

>>56498740
>in an effort to save 3rd world brs she condemns everyone else
sorry canadabros you are going to get fucked the hardest

>>56498872
Just says it's preparing to leave UK

>>56498872
Someone told me they got their tracking code and it seems his already left the UK.

>>56498982
Didn't she say she declared it low but not absurdly so? Will that really cause issues in whichever shithole you're from?

>>56499148
she said she declared them as gifts. that worked in the early 2000s

>>56498872

>>56499639
Holy shit that's fucking fast!

>>56499639
assuming you're french or something

>>56499782
No I live in the US

>>56499148
>>56499621
Pillowcase priced at 7 dollars, mouse pad at 5 and keychain at 2.

>>56499767
she sent them with express delivery

>>56499818
shover

>>56499884
That seems pretty standard for goods no?

>>56499767
one of mine hit stateside, so they should only take a week max if you are in the us

>>56499964
Hopefully, yes.

>>56499884
>>56499964
gonna be fun when customs asks for proof like they did to me last time. where do i point them for these prices? they held my items for over a month because of this

>>56500119
>proof
Lmao wtf, seriously? Jesas what shithole are you from? Shit's never declared accurately here, ever.

>>56500200
sweden

>>56500288
Forsen....

>>56500119
>proof
WHAT? Wait there are parts of the world where Mr customs calls you up and says "link me to the site you got this sexy anime girl pillow from RIGHT now!"

>>56499767
On one hand, I'm happy, but on the other I'm broke for like a week or two and need time to buy a pillow...

I miss her

Tracking order list is based on her affection points, if you haven't gotten a mail yet, work on raising it boys

>>56500536
i got mail from them saying they needed more information or they'd send the parcels back

>>56502077
Tell them it's crack

>>56501992
so true sister

Good night shoggers, see you tomorrow

I will take at least 3 months to arrive to my shithole