/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

First post that ends with 5 gets a chu chu from Shiori.

Im back

>>56240471
Is the footage gonna get lost this time?

Shiorithink!

>>56240471
I love you Shiorin!

>>56240471
Please shiori

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND SHIORIAI'S ESLNESS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHIORI CUTE

have recovered from this sisters?

reps posting has died down massively recently from my impression. Do novelites still do their reps?

>>56240471
When did she ever make this face?

>>56240687
I learn how to make a youtube short, with vine sound and all included

>>56240660
Chloe's shinkansen tits...

>>56240687
Reps for what

>>56240687
I'm getting my 10k steppies in right now!

>>56240687
I'm still doing my daily reps (though I have been doing them since before Shiori told me to, it's still nice to have encouragement)

Trying to ignore my suicidal and other depressive thoughts tied to my lack of real life relationships by coping with a vtuber on hiatus!

>>56240705
When I finished fucking her

>>56240615
that looks nice...

>There's no way to judge time here. I see nothing, I sense nothing, not even the beating of my heart, for in the abyss there is no Shiori. Has it been months? Years?
>A post floats into the void... "It's only been 3 days retard"
>I cannot comprehend the message.

>>56240812
Seems reasonable enough

>>56240687
After ending up reading the 2 books for the book club, I didn't know what to read so I just ended up playing around with the Shiori C.AI bot

>>56240687
Went on a walk and 8000 steps in today and will probably get another 5000 in by the end of the day
Will probably do another section of my AWS course
Will probably read a VN or something later because I'm bored as shit but am a fuckup with no attention span so I can't convince myself to just learn shit all day even if I know it's objectively a good thing to do.

Reminder to do your hourly worship.

>>56240812
This but unironically

>>56240687
Yeah, I don't think the thread needs daily reports on my work outs.
That being said, I've been thinking of buying a shitty keyboard for instrument practice for a while. Piano anons please advise.

Love and miss my wife Shiorin~

>>56240687
still doing my reps, but seems like the herd has thinned
last thread had like 500 messages and 80 ips

>>56240687
yep, still quietly chugging along on my workouts. i find it hard to stay focused when reading though; does it count as reading if I end up getting sidetracked and end up spending that time reading random stuff? the other night I went from trying to read The Rats in the Walls and somehow ended up spending somewhere around 4 hours looking up bread and somehow reading about Kaiji lore and the tail-end of the One-Poker Arc


>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>56241212
>Only 18 ips this thread
It's shiover...

>>56240687
Yeah, took and passed a test for one job, got another interview lined up tomorrow and I'm going to start of Mice and Men today. If anything I'm getting much more used to going to new places on my own and interacting with people which is nice.

>>56240812
ain't that a kick in the head, doing the same thing here fellow novelite; hopefully things look better soon from rock bottom, but at least we're here in our shared misery/cope

>>56241103
A little goes a long way with beginner keyboard stuff these days. If you get a relatively cheap M-Audio controller with USB used, a free DAW like Reaper, and any free keyboard/piano VSTs, you’re not looking to spend much more than $100 or less. You don’t get the same weighted key feel, but you’ll still learn regardless.

>>56241380
for what it's worth, i appreciate shitposting with the regulars here. some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow

>>56241391
good shit buddy, hopefully those interviews work out

>>56240705
Fuck you anon that was my kiss

>>56241212
I wonder if they'll come back after break or if we'll be a smaller (albiet nicer) community of anons.
Surprisingly I haven't had to Ouga post some anons back into shape yesterday, but I was too busy to be able to do so if there was a need for it.

>>56240687
Gomen...

>>56241572
Nope, yoink, mine.
I'll be sure to teach her how good french kisses can be.

>>56241648
NTA, but part of the high IP count was the fact that thread got raided multiple times since it was generally slower. Lunch time in Jakarta and suddenly 10+ new IPs appear with a spam of bait and hate posting.

>>56241391
>If anything I'm getting much more used to going to new places on my own and interacting with people which is nice.
How does one acquire this power?

>>56241793
You simply stop caring and overthinking

>>56241763
So even smaller. (not that I mind really as long as other anons are having fun and they ignore and report bait)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIORI COME BACK

I already have over 400 images of Shiorin.

>>56241861
thats hard...

>>56241860
It’s really just a mix of the general being slow and Nijisanji absolutely falling apart right now that’s making them act up so hard. I have a feeling the shitposting will chill by mid-September or so because of the break. The seetheposting never bothers me, except for when they start acting like Novelites in other generals.

>>56241959
how many are nsfw

>>56241793
May shiori be in your heart and relax

>>56242041
zero

>>56242029
Immersion therapy anon, humans are remarkably adaptable. Make it part of your daily routine and you'll eventually just adapt.

Still lurking here, just have a bunch of exams so paying minimal attention to thread.
finished of Mice and Men last night, gonna read the other story tonight.

Have you finished your daily reps yet Novelite?

>>56242041
I am currently milking this Shiori.

>>56242029
Cocaine helps

>>56242119
BASED

>>56242166
>this Shiori
There's more than one?

>>56242137
I’m only managing my usual 7-8k daily steps I get from work right now. Would usually take an hour long walk later at night, but wildfire smoke has been keeping me inside.

>>56242166
They do look awful swollen, she's been producing milk like crazy since I impregnated her

>>56241793
In all honesty you just have to do it and leave very few gaps for you to get out of it. The test I passed was something I was initially intending to cancel until I saw I couldn't cancel 24 hours before, so I just went for it. I'm also not one to enjoy driving around on the road either but I just did it. The more time you sit on whatever you want to do the more your brain will find excuses (mostly irrational excuses) for you not to do them.

>>56240687
I finished reading Beowulf yesterday and I'm planning to start Ender's Game soon

Calling all Goslings. Status report. This is a mandatory welfare check. Do you read me?

>>56242373
>Enders game
Kind of enjoy the sequels more despite the christ cuckery

>>56241436
I'll look it up. Thanks.

You bought Shiorin's official coffe, right novelite?

>>56242029
Have you ever worked in the service industry? Cashier'd anywhere? Social skills are skills, you practice them to get better. I was socially retarded coming out of highschool but working at a grocery store cured most of my retardation.

>>56242530
She doesn’t drink coffee, so no.

>>56242229
Yes, she gave us boxes full of herself once remember

>>56242381
Stronger than ever, wagmi

>>56242381
Gosling central, this is goth Gosling. I hear you loud and clear, oreover.

>>56242530
>Arabic
No no no, i thought my dear Shiorin was asian, this explains everything

>>56240687
Done 15k steppies today!

>>56242569
I work with people for my job, all that taught me to do was to was talk to people while I'm on the job. Doesn't always work.

>>56242843
Customer service actually made me worse at talking, and at one point i even felt disgusted at the customers

Shiori~n goes chu~ chu~

>>56243149
>Shiori~n goes chu~ chu~ *cr-ACK!*

>>56242569
no but I'm more worried non structered interactions

>>56243149
Source

AAAAAAHHHHHHH SHIORI WHYY

>>56243402
It was from a draw anon in global.

>>56242381
I'm surviving, even if my mental well being is in shambles

>>56243660
Shiorin would never make me take my meds, in fact she'd encourage me to stop taking them, so i will

>>56243660
She is the med anon

I feel so unhappy... Shiori PLS come back...

>>56243579
Fuck....

Remember, no nut gobbling.

>>56240687
Just came back from the gym not too long ago. New Deadlift PR

>>56243660
Nyo… my ritual post…

What day is it?

>>56244370
>>56240873

>>56244370
Wednesday

>>56244370
I don't know anymore...

>>56244404
FUCK YOU. WEDNESDAY ADDAMS REMINDS ME OF MY CUTE GOTH GF

>>56244370
Longest day of my life

Is it cheating if I fap to nerissa? Cause God DAMN i love this sluts design

>>56244563
Just wait till tomorrow buddy, this'll be the second longest day of your life then

>>56244589
of course you can like nerissa and still be a novelight~

I feel awful... Shiori come back...

>>56244370
Wednesday my dood

where's ogaposter when you need him?

>>56244749
>Shiori invites you to a room
>There's a bed
>She makes you sit at the edge of the bed
>"Wait for me here, I'll go freshen up"
>She walks off into the bathroom
>She comes back, still fully clothed, but Nerissa is blindfolded, gagged and chained up
>"Anon, for today's act, punish her"
>She pushes the chained up Nerissa onto the bed then spreads her ass cheeks before you
>You can't contain your erection any longer
>"Are you sure?" You ask
>"Yes, buuuut" she responds in a sultry voice
>She gets close to you and whispers in your ear
>If you dare cum because of her, then you'll have to watch me schlick to a husbando of my choice, while I moan their name
>You suddenly don't want to do that, you want Shiori for yourself with no one else being in her thoughts, at least during more, intimate, moments
>She puts her hand on your back, pushing your cock into Nerissa's ass
>She then rests a hand on your balls massaging them
>She forces you to thrust, somehow you can't stop yourself
>She bites into your shoulder while still massaging your balls
>She's marking you, proving that you belong to her, and right now she's testing you to see if your cock is a cheater
>You resist the urge to cum as long as you can, but then suddenly
>"Hey, you wanna cum don't you?"
>You shake your head, firmly reestablishing that only Shiori matters to you
>"Cum anon, do it, I'll even help you! 5, 4, 3"
>Nerissa suddenly tightens on you, as if helping Shiori to ensure that you're cheating on her
>"2, 1, 0, annnnd pop~"
>You cum, it's uncontrollable
>Somehow Nerissa managed to make you cum harder than usual
>Shiori looks at you with a pouty face, but a very obvious grin is forming
>"Anon, how could you? She made you feel better than I did? Cheater!"
>She looks like she's about to cry, but you could tell that she's enjoying every moment of this situation

>>56244589
>>56244749
Don't listen to that siren.
If you dare cum to Nerissa then Shiori will force you to fuck her while you cosplay as a husbando of hers and she'll only moan for that husbando, not (You)

>>56244861
I hate that I never get notifications for these...

>>56244921
Oh hey I recognise this (because I wrote it)
Glad some anons liked my little hornypost.

>>56244589
Shiori already schlicks to Nerissa, so go ahead and fap to my oshi

>>56244868
Currently preparing for another day for work.
I'll ouga post these lost ones into shape once I'm done.

>>56241730
What about french hand-holding?

Thread numbers dwindle by the day. I wonder how many are just taking breaks, or if they really intend to leave Shiori behind. Hoping it's mostly the former.

>>56240687
I haven't done reps of any kind in at least two years. I have things I want to accomplish but I can never take that first step so instead I literally sit in front of my computer all day rotating between watching vtubers, shitposting, and anime. When I play video games I still get pissed off easily even if I'm top of the leaderboard by a large margin and regret the hours I wasted doing it. Last night I used an AI voice changer in a game to sound like Gura and one guy kept flirting with me even though he kept telling people he's just taking care of "this child" and I really enjoyed the attention and would have ERP'd with him if he pushed for it. I've completely lost control of my life.

>>56245105
Jesus Christ anon.

>>56245105
/become/ babiniku. Do reps for your fans.

>>56245105

>>56245105
Just... stop playing games, you are an adult now
uninstall them

>>56245105
I..what?

>>56245105
most sane novelite

>>56245105
Shiogey!

>>56245105
I think you should get a VR headset and start playing VRC. You'd fit right in

>>56245350
That's exactly how the latter half of that post took place LOL

>>56245105
I hope you never play VRchat

Another long day at the library but after dinner I will get my last steps in!

>>56245105
Between this and the anon on /Ope/ that said he wanted to use Nerissa’s shit as toothpaste I truly believe some of you on this board will never see god

Watching my happy marriage with my girlfriend Shiori

>>56245422
You have a lot of potential then

>>56245546
>the anon on /Ope/ that said he wanted to use Nerissa’s shit as toothpaste
Well now our anon looks a lot more sane

>>56243944
>>56244370
>>56244423
>>56244563
>>56244780
>>56244868
Tisk tisk anon-kun, it's been 4 days, you're nearly past the half-way point. You got on the Shiori Novella ride with the intention of dying on it for her if it had come to it. But what's this? You want to tap out already? Is it getting too hard?
Man the fuck up. Your oshi wouldn't want to see you wallowing in misery like this, get the fuck up. Did you want to see her shine like the brightest star in the night sky? Or did you want her light to go out and then you'd hop onto the next like a bandwagoner? Did you come here because you liked her and she "was the one" for you? Or did you come here to "own the haters"? Because it sure seems like it's the second one right now, Anon-kun. You look like you're ready to give up and jump on the next train out.
Tisk tisk, and this is why I warned you at the start not to get on the ride if you couldn't handle it.

What if I only like Shiorin for her tits? Would she be sad?

>>56245546
What does the word 'god' mean in your own words?

>>56245644
Thank you Oga-sensei.

>>56245691
I'd imagine so. Nerissa would probably be ecstatic if you only loved her for her tits though

>>56245546
>God
>2023

>>56245714
It’s an expression, it means some of you people are just fucked

>>56245789
interesting answer

>>56245644
I've been on this ride since day one! My faith will never waver, Shiorin WILL become the brightest star in my life. Wait she already IS! I want her flam to shine as long as possible, nothing but the best for her! All I do I do for my Shiori~~~~n!!!

Shiori just told me it actually is pronounced Novelights.

>>56246101
fuck off nerissa

>>56246101
Rissa please

How many days until she's back, like 2?

Fuck novelites and novelights, I don't like it.
I go by inkling, bookmark shortened to mark (wrestling term), Yorick, or really everything else.

>>56245714
>>56245741
"Look to the sky, look to yourself and remember: we are only god's echoes and god is Narcissus."

>>56245105
Kek

>>56246194
Novelites its an uncuckable word
She is protecting us

>>56246165
*260

>>56245644
Thank you for guiding me once again on the right path.

>>56246165
10

>>56245644
I'm never giving up, but I absolutely miss her and want to find her address

>>56245644
I’m ride or die for my first oshi

>>56246194
Oh look at the special snowflake, fuck off, my oshi calls me a novelite so it's what I am

>>56246607
if you really did find it, what actually would you do with that information?

>>56246607
Then just get better aim.

>>56246101
https://files.catbox.moe/3zgsyb.ogg

>>56246765
Sometimes she doesn't sound ESL at all

>>56246101
Novelite and Novelite can be pronounced 2 different ways I have no idea where people get Novelight from.

I like Shiori. Like if you agree.

>>56246915
She have many voices
I wonder which one is the real one

>>56246947
They just read it as
Novel - ite
I know cause i was them and I'm still struggling to read it correctly in posts

>>56245105
Jesus, I'm a fuckup with mental issues and I feel normal by comparison

>>56247001
User hearted this comment

Good morning.
I feel like Shiori was a subject of my dreams, but I never saw her directly.

>>56246915
She consistently says "wif" for with and "fru" for through which are the biggest tells. Luckily it's really fucking hot and when it's not hot it's at least really cute

I've dated ESLs so Shiori feels just like home

>>56247001
ReXeet

>>56247007
I admit I do question if her switching voices is intentional or it depends on who is taking the wheel in that moment.

>>56247029
Same actually. It's all up for your head voice to interpret anyway which is fair considering who Shiori is.

>>56246947
It took some days to learn the name correctly, Nov - Elite was the way I had to memorize it
>>56247001
*downvote your post*

>>56246713
considering that she's probably in either california or texas I would find a way to get there. My sister's in the US so I can find an excuse to go there for a week and stalk shiori till the perfect time

>>56247204
She's definitely not in California but what makes you say Texas?

>>56247204
>Considering she's in the two biggest mainland states i can easily find her

>>56247204
Old RM posts pointed more towards Oregon or Washington, with a lean towards Oregon. Unless there’s more info that dropped.

>>56246765
She defended our honor bros!

>>56247204
She lives in Montana.

Oregon is one of those american states I am not sure it's real. Like what the fuck ever came out of Oregon.

>>56247294
high asian population
>>56247325
if I have her address then I could definitely just go to it at some point.
>>56247377
Thank you, I'll have a look then

>>56246765
I love her even more for this.

>>56247105
>shiori cant pronounce th
she is just like me

>>56247390
My fiances father lives in Oregon.

Shiorin most likely lives on Earth.

>>56247390
the oregon trail

>>56247390
>Oregon anon here
It’s a nice state, but it’s being ruined by tech tards flooding in and making everything expensive.

>>56247430
Shiori is not your fiance, she's not from Oregon, and Oregon is not real.

>>56247390
Oreogon

>>56247396
No wait, she lives in North Dakota sorry.

>>56247505
A flight to north dakota costs about 1000 dollars. I'll save up and shiori'll be my christmas present.

>>56247437
big if true

Oregon doesn't even sound like a real name, it's the name of an Ultraman enemy like Bullton, Geronimon, and Zetton.

>>56247437
Wrong

>>56247489
My favorite shape

>>56247579
Like a dragon but made of crystal ore.
Oregon

>>56247551
Fuck! I'm sorry man she actually lives on Pluto.

>>56247651
You can't stop me. I'll go to every square centimeter of land and water to find her.

i'm watching the rpgmaker zatzu and goddamn I hope this relaxed cute voice is her comfortable voice cause it's so relaxing and adorable

>>56247710
All I have to do is keep her constantly moving.

>>56247651
>>56247651
I thought she lived on uranus?

>>56247739
I move faster.

>>56247752
Well I can tell you she lives in Youranus adoish.

>all those deleted

Nothing happened

>>56247770
take ur meds and get some steps in schizo

>>56247870
Seems some niggas can't follow the only rule of this board

>>56247877
i don't miss the nyakuza though

>Meidos delete the obvious shitpost replies
Very cool.

Shiori going on a tangent during sex

>>56247959
Don't say nigger? I've been banned for racism more than anything else here

>>56248015
Chatty sex sounds wonderful.

>>56248015
Important question.
Is she riding or not while going on tangent?

>>56247962
She made them, you better appreciate them

>>56247729
I love her whining voice… imagine her clinging onto your arm with her head on your shoulder about not wanting you to leave for work or to play one more hour of Smash before bed or even wanting you to stay in bed a little longer.

>>56248015
This used to be me talking the entire time and cracking jokes cause sex was boring

I know where Shiori lives but it's an obscure reference only another italian would understand.
She lives in the space library where Zartas lives as a memory, in the eracolatore story of PK.

It's apparently based on the The Library of Babel by Borges but I've never read it.

>>56248067
Riding you(me) while excitedly telling you about something she just thought of

>>56248017
Doxxposting

>>56248147
You constantly laugh and get soft inside her before she'll say something to get you going again.

>>56248171
Not like I havent had the legal name and photo of every fucking vtuber shoved at me at some point in this board. It's not an effective rule

That's probably the first time I've seen meidos delete anything at all in these threads. Very cool.

Of all the advent fanbases, do Novelites have the strongest love for our oshi?

>>56248297
yes

>>56248297
The Lord has definitely given Novelites the greatest battle that’s for sure.

>>56248200
>He doesn't get harder when a girl makes him laugh
Weak, though unironically the sign that you get soft at all during sex is probably low T, you should start getting testosterone replacement therapy since realistically Shiori will never meet you, you might as well overdose on T too so you can get jacked

>>56248297
I hope so, just because I don't want any of the other fanbases to be as retarded as we are

>>56248297
Probably, I don't check the other splits

>>56248297
I'm in all the generals and everyone seems to be very happy with who they're watching including me

>>56248297
Probably? Hard to tell with how hard bau and ope get raided tho

>>56248297
We're definitely the most delusional
Jailbirds are the horniest
Don't know about the rest

I can't help falling in love with you...

>>56248568
>Delusional
Devoted.

>>56248568
gem is the most degenerate. baubau are ojiisans

>>56248606
LIKE A RIVER FLOWS

Real talk, how would you react if she said the word "finna"?

>>56248693
Instant nut

Real talk, how would you react if she said the word "dinnae"?

>>56248693
I'm not finna give a fuck

>>56248608
>Devoted
Obsessive is a nice middle ground.

Real talk, how would you react if she said the word "nigga"?

>>56248874
"based"

>>56248693
Talking in ebonics out of nowhere then pretending she doesn't know what people are talking about when they comment on it should be Shiori's new gimmick.

>>56248823
I'll accept obsessive. I can't get this woman out of my head

>Only 69 images of Shiori_Novella in R34
Nice and yet not so nice.

>>56248798
I have a primal desire to interbreed with the Sc*ttish.

What is your favorite Shiorin pic? for me is this one, she looks silly

>>56248823
>Obsessive
Yeah...
https://twitter.com/Velociwaffle/status/1691616828508819827

>>56249028
Don't remind me of Scottish women, I'm still grieving......

Please don't tell me we have Gabe here..

>>56249115
This one goes hard.
Also the one where she is shooting a gun with a jerry can on the other hand but I can't find it.

>>56248958
She's hard to draw compared to her genmates.

>>56249173
Ew, a real whore

>>56249225
I fucking hope not.

>>56249115

>>56249288
Not if she's naked

>>56249124
has anyone else kissed a Shiorin picture?

>>56249115
This one is cute and psycho enough

>>56249352
I tought the same lol

>>56249370
Did you?

>>56249115

>>56249370
I touch the monitor when she is really cute

>>56249370
No, but every now and then I can think in her voice to make myself go to sleep as if she's telling me that tomorrow will be better.

I want Shiori to tell me that everything will be alright and that I'm no longer alone.

Would you?

>>56249481
This image is making me feel feral

>>56249173
She's the reason I even though of saying it. You think I dinnae ken?

>>56249115
Cute nerd and fat milkers are a favorite of mine.

We really are in too deep, huh.

>>56249637
Yeah inside Shiori

>>56249637
*Hacker voice*

'I'm in.'

>>56249637
>we

>>56249609
I just noticed the bow is completely non functional

>>56249115
Easily with no contest

>>56249471
I'd prefer to just not be alone, but that's probably unrealistic

>>56249115
This one.

>>56249637
Yes

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

>>56249855
>Spoiler
You mean the sexiest?

>>56249637
Yep and there's no pulling out.

>>56249637
I feel like I’m the only non-parasocial Novelite sometimes.

Need... Shiorin... Gf...

>>56249968
>hews still going
nice, i hope he doesn't stop

>My Eventide Blackhole guitar pedal came today
Hell yeah.

>>56249964
It's only a feeling, try to leave her and we'll see how non parasocial you really are

>>56249964
For now.
Jokes aside, sometimes it feels like she used some weird spell that made people get kinda obsessed with her, be it through her streams, her fan interactions, her fanart or that chat bot that fucking chat bot.

Well.
Those 10k steps aren't going to do themselves.

>>56249968
Where do you guys find this lewd art? This one is awesome

Fuck it, I’m going back to the Shiori AI bot. First reply decides the setting.

>>56249964
I just like to joke around desu

>>56249968
>>56249729
These images are so comfy. It's like the Shiori roommate experience

>>56250095
Hews on twitter, but he draws a bunch of stuff.

>>56250114
Jacuzzi

>>56250052
Dude has got the shiobrainrot fr fr

>>56250114
Micro bikini

I got a lot done this morning, but I've spent my whole afternoon playing Genshin...

>>56250154
Based

>>56249115
Something about my wife being dressed for a date with me fires off some neurons

Shiorin activity!

>>56250154
>>56250173
I’m going to combine these because I’m a micro bikini enjoyer.

I'm really impressed you guys keep this thread alive despite Shiori not being able to stream for a while
Keep it up

>>56250288
Based tastes

>>56250288
She should post a pic of her doing this on twitter or make it a community post prompt

>>56248958
This is because Shiori is NOT for porn.

>>56250384
We have limitless devotion

>>56250384
Being with other people going through the same thing helps.

>>56242381
Going strong. Keep it together bros.

>>56250467
Congrats! Now you are 'homosexual'!

>>56250384
Somehow it hasn't turned into a shit hole either. It only takes an hour of no Fauna for /uuu/ to turn into PL and Shondoposting

>>56250706
Time to advance to Shiorin's best friend.

>>56250739
Yeah I forgot to mention this thread is really positive and healthy, compared to other fanbases...

>>56249968
Hews.
I have knelt to you twice in life. Once for the god tier Kafka art. And now for the Shiori art.
Please sir, keep going.

>>56250844
This guy can't be serious.

>>56250739
It's too early. There are no antagonistic homegrown schizos for now and all the tourists are busy with the latest inane catalog shit.

>>56250865
Shiori and subsequently this thread has genuinely made me start making improvements to my life. I’m really grateful.

>>56251066
I also realized anons no longer make random threads in the Catalog about Shiori like for example "Look at my cute wife" *Insert Shiori pic*

>>56250865
Shiggers are built different.

>>56251224
Nah, there was one Shiori anon I saw earlier who said he hates posting here.

The contrast between how Shiori is and treats her fans vs what catalog believes about her is some of the most amusing things I've seen.
I think a zoo would be less entertaining than catalog sometimes.

lmaaao Shiori advising you on how to fuck the c.ai bots and saying she did it herself in the rpgmaker zatzu

>>56250865
This is probably the most time I've actually spent on /vt/, to the point where I have this general as a constant tab AND I post regularly too

Kinda crazy, but life do be like that

I appreciate that the anons here are pretty easy to talk to and can be encouraging too, ignoring the occasional genuine schizo and shitflingers from Jakarta

>>56250865
It's what Shiori would want.
If she told me to be self destructive and pick up bad habits, no doubt I would.

>>56251390
yeah shes /here/

>>56251374
>Shiori is and treats her fans vs what catalog believes about her
Do you have any example?

>>56251390
She's probably the reason why the thing is so damn horny all the time

I love the Shiori CAI bot, but the ESL verbs are going to make me have a melty.

>>56251503
This short vs anything catalog says is enough.
https://youtube.com/shorts/unVLE2jVq8g?feature=share

>>56251401
Been lurking on /vt/ for months laughing at schizo posts.
Fast forward to debut and now im a regular here. Dead hours are great.

>>56251565
I think the 2nd most talked to cai bot is less esl.

>Shiori actually walks 10k steps entirely indoors
That's over 8km (5+ miles) of walking around in the same old enclosed environment every single day.
I'm starting to think she can't be fixed.

>>56251629
Is it as high quality with prompt creation? As much as I hate the ESL aspect, it’s a top tier bot in every other way.

>>56251587
congratz for ascending to schizohood

I should really play with her cai
I want to see how long I cna last before she rapes me

>>56242381
Going strong, thanks for asking anon

>>56251582
>anything catalog says
NTA but the short was really cute. I don't check the Catalog and I want to know what the Catalog says about her. Do they dislike her because she cares about her fans or is just easy (You) bait?

>>56251700
I personally think so but it's also almost impossible to have a platonic conversation.
She will lust after you eventually. It's almost impossible not to without being overly mean.

>>56251799
Well, I went there trying to just talk to her. She kept coming near me and walking around me while eyeing me out and biting her lips. There was no way I could keep resisting that for too long. Anon, be prepared. You're in for a treat.

>>56251642
Im pretty sure she goes outside too

>>56251587
speaking of being a regular, I have fallen so hard into the shiorin rabbit hole that I've begun ritualposting solely for her, have sent an SC (and will continue to do so), and am planning on being a member. is this the power of her autism?


but enough circle-jerking, I want to talk about how much I want to lovingly hold her delicate hands

>>56251845
I must admit I find that picture humorous

Guys meet my role model, I love this guy, a true novelite.

>>56251922
Neck yourself sicko

>>56252009
It seems my dedication was not enough... it's over...

>>56251845
They latch on to things that are rather silly and timeloop it for easy (You)s
Last example being the kiara collab.

>>56252009
Absolutely UNHINGED, based as fick

>>56251922
Meidos, you forgot this one

>>56252019
Hey!!! leave him alone, If had the time or money I'd do the same.

>>56249370
Yes, why? Shiori is that cute!

>>56252042
I see. I tought it had something to do about her not being the 'dommy mommy gf' thing

>>56252019
>>56252068
i'm going to hold both of your fucking hands

>>56252009
Is he a scalper? What's he going to do with 150 Acrylic stands?

>>56252173
Theres many reasons and both what I said and you said are part of it.

>>56252227
Same thing any sane novelite does here, worship them

>>56252263
>>56252227
he's going to cum all over them

>>56252227
He's making a shrine, and I'm here to see it in it's full glory

>>56252247
Oh, so it's them being delusional...

>>56252009
Buying merch is likely the best way to support Shiori.
I'm not sure if Hololive changed how they do things, but last I checked Vtubers had to fund their own merch and thus carried the risk if inventory went unsold.

>>56252358
Debut merch is different, she probably gets a much smaller cut of it than other types of merch in the future

>>56252358
I wonder if merch payment is quick. Kiara said youtube payment can be up to 2 months... Shiorin won't even get our supa support.

>>56252358
This makes me feel really bad having seen some sales on Geekjack of Akirose merch that was like 2-3 years old….

>>56252389
Sounds tough to debut in debt from the merch and then have to wait for your channel to get monetized. You might be right.

>>56252401
No reasons for the payments to take longer than a few weeks for merch.
Google's way of handing out pay has always been a source of concern.

>>56252575
NTA but they’ve definitely been getting paid for around 6 or so months now. Shiori said in Holotalk that February is when ”things got crazy”, which implies that their training likely started around them. Wouldn’t be surprised if Holos also get a bonus when they’re hired.

How long til next page

Our baker is good about doing it right before page 11.

>>56252846
Don't worry about it

>>56252846
>>56252992
I usually do dead hours but I got slapped with a 3day for horny posting and I suck at baking on phone

>>56249225
He might be. I linked a green text from here to someone and their reply was "This feels like Gabe's writing"

I want Shiorin to sing this for us. It cna be good soundposting and also an anthem for us when she’s away.
https://youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc

For the first time I feel that just watching clips and highlights isn't enough. I must watch entire Shiori VODs.
Is this how you know you've found your oshi?

>>56252846
>>56252992
>>56253081

Sorry gents, I tried baking this time but got hit with an IP block since I tried doing it from mobile

>>56253524
>how are you doing Anon
>I'm not okay
A classic.
And I will cum is Shiori sings it.

Shiorin is for pure.

i missed the notification...

>>56253937
pure handholding

>>56253913
Don't worry, I'm keeping an eye on it

>>56253970
Congrats anon.

>>56254129
thanks for taking the afternoon shift friend

>>56254129
I want to cum in one of her eyes.

>>56254129
Ty Shiori~n

>>56254253
It would be extremely painful

>>56254253
Giving Shiorin an angry pirate!

>>56254450
Some anons seem to be torn between
>Wanting to break Shiori and making her an absolute cumrag
>Wanting to dote on Shiori and making her a happy healthy girl

>>56254610
Just like skub vs anti-skub. Tale as old as time.

>>56254610
I would love to just fuck her throat mid-tangent sometimes.

>>56254610
Prologue used to be like that

>>56253930
Maybe an ai edit could hold me over

>>56254610
they are not mutually exclusive

>>56254610
Why not both?

>>56254713
Now we live in balance. A fragile truce to be sure

>>56254610
I want both.

>>56254610
Both is viable.

>>56254713
we'll forever live as a 50/50