/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Airi is cute!

>not making a new thread to be able to ritualpost
Cringe, all of you.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Lumi status?
Lia status?
Jelly status?
Shiina status?

ピッパ抱きします!

https://www.twitch.tv/onigiri
if anyone is still interested in watching the collab

Terrible choice for Op

No Lumi streams this week. Dumb whore couldn’t even bother to stream ONCE with her fancy new laptop and even after she gets home she’s still not gonna stream? I hate women.

Oh, hai Pippa

>>56160954
!

>>56161003
maxxed vaxxed

Just came by to say you pipnigs should stay in your containment thread and never post outside of it. Absolutely the most dogshit posters on this entire board.

>>56161034
Harro-neeee~

>>56161029
anon can't you read?

>>56161012
I have no idea how she got popular just doing cooking collabs with randos.

T-trust status?

>>56161089
She said she’d guerilla over her break. She didn’t. Why the fuck should I trust anything she says?

>>56160954

>>56161098
Cooking with randos is a fool proof concept that has worked for years on TV.

>>56161089
He's having Lumi withdrawals, please andastadt

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>56161003
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1691481924265496577

Jelly you are going to be tired tomorrow and then you will fail your test...

Pippa you DUMBY! You probably are freaking out about some stupid menhera shit or insecurity. JUST STOP BEING EMOTIONALLY RETARDED. You are funny and beautiful and interesting and KIND and have the voice of an angel. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DENY IT. DUMBY HEAD!! PIPPA WUB!!!!

>>56161098
the way she does the cooking was unique enough, as in using a blue suit to cover the body while still cooking.
and lots of connections, she has done collab with pikamee, niji, holo, a fuck ton of big indies.

Currently live

Tenma https://www.twitch.tv/onigiri
Jelly https://youtu.be/-IES_I0LR0M
Iori https://youtu.be/qOkZj9RMkmk
Remi https://youtu.be/Pk0O7IeT_MQ

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 15 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

I hate Lumi I hope she stubs her ugly toe and cries.

>>56161029
fuck you set up a schedule lazy bitch

Hug the Pippa
Then kidnap the Pippa
Disappear the Pippa

Yaaaay Jelly did it!

The guys in Jelly's chat aren't wrong. This stuff is surprisingly on point to how cells in the body figure out what to become, because evolution is insane.

>>56161225
you said this last week

>>56161269
Tell the Pippa she's too ugly and old to print on the side of a milk carton.

Jelly is...

>>56161029
>promise guerillas the past 2 weeks
>nothing
>promise guerillas this week
why must she hurt me in this way...

>>56161490
going to give me kisses at the end of the stream.

>>56161012
JWU, is Tenma there or just kinda... Overseeing it?

>>56161490
big braining right now

>>56161370
me on the right

>>56161311
Wait until tomorrow night

Pankophiles are esl and gay

gg jongers. Love my poverty hands.

How did you get your mahjong power so damn high

>>56161490
Going to be too sleepy to go to class tomorrow

>>56161490
You

>>56159566
Well jonged. My hands were rigged again.

>>56161513

Pipkiss

>>56161554
Shes providing the recipe and telling the steps. I don't think giri has the recipe on hand.

>>56161535

>>56159566
WJ this game is infuriating sometimes

Is Jelly aware of how long she has been streaming.

>>56161490
an artist

>>56161160
I love this lil' wizard like you wouldn't believe.

>>56161554
what >>56161667, tenma is in charge of saying the recipe while giri does the cooking following what she says.

>>56161615
I had been building up my flow by losing ranked all day.

>>56161667
Thanks
Tenma cute

>>56161597
dis nigga zesty

>>56161767
Amazing content.

>>56161694
>sometimes

Are we clarifying butter live?
Thats like a 20 minute process...

Surely Tenma wouldn't tortue Giri with full remix

>>56161615
Got to build up your flow. I recommend drinking a lot while playing and then going into no yaku and turning on auto discard to go and pee.

10ma breaking this woman

>>56161736
No

I love Shiina!

I hate Lumi.

>>56161962
go away lumi

>>56161858
isn't it just heating the butter up until you can see the fats rising to the top then you just kind of skim it?
would think browning it'd take more time

Is tenma drunk or tired?

>>56161941
Lift to become the orc your kami oshi wants you to be

tenma really just one up and did the whole
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc and completely ignored giri

>>56161490
shameless

>>56162029
a bit of both
she got married today

>>56161490
My super cute daughter who is very young and not a hag!
I LOVE HER

>>56161962
>that dress
Amish!
Skinny!
Neurotic!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

>>56161736
LOL

>>56162135
>https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4
go white girls go
That shit makes me laugh way to much.

>>56161962

>>56162198
We need more wemi vr

I can’t believe I ever trusted Lumi…

just one more game

>>56162034
5 days a week brother, cardio too. Ain't no elf outrunning the zugging.

>>56162135
mom you're embarrassing me stop dancing...

Which phase is into spanking?

>>56162313

>>56161065
Based

>>56162362

>>56162313

>>56162018
Yea you're separating out the milk solids and boiling off the 10-15% of water in it. If you brown the solids before you skim it its ghee.

>>56162408

Hi, I love Tenma.

>>56161065
Source?

>>56162478
Anon....

>>56162362
Why are you posting pictures of my wife here?

ONE
MORE
PUZZLE

>>56162478
Tenma looks a little different.

>>56162362
I thought that was Pippa for a second

one more bros just keep winning

>>56162478

>>56162468
Orc Massage stream when?

>>56162468
Me on the left

Eating your burnt food is good punishment so you don't fuck up again.

>>56162478

>>56162478
Hmmmm something is off

>>56162344

This dude's at comiket, how retarded can you be

>They dont know I'm a tourist

>even Jelly has forgotten about Lumi
grim

>>56162654
The last time I went to comiket vtubers didn't even exist

[Jelly news] THE FLESH CALLS

>>56162675
Who's Lumi?

>>56162468
Me on the right

>>56162675
Who?

>>56162670
Kanpainiggers are always tourists.

>>56161490
...in misery
https://youtu.be/IYJ3qeRiv-E

>>56162468

loomi cameo in tenma's collab.

Shiina SUCKS
Mating press animation status?

>>56162580
Lol, nah but pippa raided her during her debut

>>56162891
Waiting on the artist

>>56162865
And Giri just burned herself... Curious...

>>56162865
they have been cooking for hours now
what kind of food are they making?

>>56162909
what is slower
sakana's shipping or artists delivering what they have been paid for

>>56162998
wemi's brain

skin puzzle

>>56161132
Because you know you will.

>>56162925
they made a hangover soup, and now they're making a dutch baby.

Is bronze room just cheaters? Feels like Im not even playing, like I could leave and it wouldnt affect the outcome.

Lumi you're a dumb lazy whore

>>56163081
silk tissue

>>56163078
why would you want a dutch baby?
I can give them an american one instead

>>56163078
>hangover soup
What is that? Vomit?

>>56163139
nobody wants a mutt anon

>>56163139
t.

>enter bronze room
>everyone is chinese
wtf

>>56161490
...going to be too sleepy and fail her test tomorrow

>>56163215
>They're probably all using an engine to determine best discards

>>56162925
They got distracted talking for so long that they burned butter and the Dutch baby.

>>56163215
That's normal. Just think of them as bots.

>>56163215
>enter phase connect
>everyone is chinese
>everyone jongs
really makes you think

>>56163138
>silk

>>56163267
you're getting worse at this

>>56163215
you don't get out of the chinese hell until you reach gold room

>>56163267
are you even trying anymore

>>56163320
there are non chinks in gold?
i gotta get back on the grind

>>56161858
they gotta milk those bezos ads one way or another

>>56163368
context?

I like looking at Jelly's flesh

>>56163209
Fucking Christ is that thing even human

You love Jelly's children, right?

>>56163355
for some reason the japanese server is separated from the rest until gold room

>>56163407
He liked Tenma's burnt Dutch baby

>>56163368
Onibro simps over literally every gues Giri has if you didn't know btw. Mostly to make his sister look bad.

>>56163145
it actually looked pretty good, it had a lot of meat in it so it's not necessarily for hangover.

>>56162408

>>56163413
Some people might call it that but I certainly wouldn't.

>>56163456
guest*
before any PankoFUCKER replies to my post.

Jelly's loading screen has suddey become somewhat morbid...

>>56163456
>gues

>>56163415
all me

>>56163456
Is he actually her brother or her “brother”

>>56163544

People who go to comiket, doujin stores, etc. just to laugh and judge should be killed.

>>56163415
Our children.
I am so proud of them.
They look just like me. They have my distinct colors.

>>56163428
Because the Japs don't want filthy foreigners while they are learning or playing for fun.
But want to be able to beat everybody else when they are competing for the top spot.

>>56163544
I'm a pankofucker

>>56163656
Cute!

>>56163355
Gold gatekeeper based

Okay!

I miss Jerry...

>>56163029

>>56162344
I am.

I love this Panda

>>56163754
same

>>56163784
See >>56161034

>>56163859

>>56163697
>>56163792

>raid into ironmouse
nothx

Can't watch wemi and the comiket stuff, will there be a vod or archive?

>>56163962
HOW

>>56163990
if it will get privated i will make torrent

Why are they all taking tons of time off every other month?

>>56164051
thx m8

>>56163990
>>56164051
in case this anon dies, i also have a recording

>>56163962
WHAT IS EVEN THIS?

>>56164066
They need to desync their periods or the company will suffer.

>>56163987
>Traumadump after said raid
Later Ironlung

>>56164050
>>56164086
this the power of Pankophilia, folks

>>56164066
Rolling breaks to prevent burnout but to still have streams. Seems Pippa used some of her time for her early July break for toof hort.

>>56164115

>>56164019
This is literally me when I'm eepy

It seems obvious in hindsight, but I never knew Comiket also had booths for trinkets and such. I always though it was just media.

>>56164149
Manual squibbing, just like my granddad used to do.

>>56164148
>burnout
I'm getting sick of this new age garbage boomer peddle

>>56162478
>I love Tenma.
>But do be hittin' Henya on the side

OGEY!

>>56164180
Artfags never miss a chance to sell stuff. They need it desu.

>>56163636
In any case they're fucking.

>>56164203
It's real retard. Tell me you are a NEET without telling me. Plus they are women therefore weaker so they need to be treated better.

Honestly, Lia should kiss her mom.

>>56164180
Women love unpractical things with anime characters on them

>>56163656
Scary!

>>56164302
My daki pumps me full of feel good brain drugs. Pretty based and utilitarian.

>>56163267
stop falseflagging as a pankophile

>>56164020

>>56164348
That just means you made it bro
t. Capipi

>>56164198
Put me in the mind of those old animating furniture pieces that would rotate with slits in the side to expose the drawings behind it.
Yeah these things, never knew the name.

>>56164336
Yeah and women buy dumb shit like folders and keychains

>>56164278
>Tell me you are a NEET without telling me
I've worked since I was 16. You can't convince me that burnout is anything other than boomers looking for an excuse to be lazy and get free days off.

>>56164020
Is she... you know?

>>56164496
Streaming is a little more emotionally draining than flipping burgers

I am a Pankophile and I like kissing boys

>>56164504
she's my saya

>>56164553
Nice try Bito

>>56164460
Zoetrope!

>>56164460
it's called a zoetrope. the biggest one in the world is in italy

>>56164553
>falseflagging as a Liker falseflagging as a Pankophile
can we go deeper

>>56164553
Liker falseflag

So it has been decided that Wemi is too wetarded to take care of herself properly and continue to be independent. Which Phase Connect talent do we force into being her new mom and taking care of her to save her from herself?

>>56163962
>Paint, Paint3D, and PDN all show the version without the red text - it's still there but effectively invisible because it's FFFEFE instead of FF0000
>RWPaint and more browsers correctly (incorrectly?) shows the FF0000 text
I'm going to assume that this is a bit depth mismatch thing and do no further digging. Could also be a latent filter or a color palette thing.

>>56164624
the Colosseum isn't a zoetrope

>>56164695
it's the bravia dome in torino

>>56164692
Close but no cigar. Gambatte anon!!
If you figure it out, remember to gatekeep properly.

>>56164695
If you could spin it, it would be.

>>56164020
>>56164649
So, flesh baby or Potato baby?

>>56164496
You can get burnt out at 20. Intellectually demanding jobs and long hours usually do it faster.

>>56164538
I've never worked in fast food.

>>56164466
I like the keychains...

>>56164504
>>56164575
MY SAYA!!!
MY LOVE!!

I hope Panko is having fun right now

RATE IT

>>56164649
Honestly, Remi and Jelly should become roommates.

>>56164775
>Mid 30s
>Haven't had a vacation in 4 years because work keeps dumping me from one highly demanding project into another with no break in between to safely take time off.
>Getting close to just trashing everything and taking off for a month with all the unused leave I have saved up.

The burnout is real.

>>56164801
It's hard to justify buying them when you already have one

>>56164737
oh that's kinda neat. do they use it for anything other than advertisements?

>>56164775
I've was dealing with suicidal people on a daily basis at one point, the amount of people who claimed "muh mental health" to get out of work was pathetic. I've also worked a job with 12-18 hour shifts away from home and no-one complained

Hi Pippa, could it be that your vtuber model is inspired by your fursona? Vtubing is yet another opportunity for you to larp as a rancid animal, am I right? No wonder you'd choose a rabbit, you know since you're a disgusting, rabid whore that craves being bred. YWNBAR just kill yourself.

>>56164987
I have like 4. I dont buy shitloads. My problem is making sure I dont buy more figures cause I have no shelf space.

Lycoreco was shit

>>56165039

>>56164937
Judging by how Jelly is/is pushed, and how Wemi has been all but disowned, they probably go to very different colleges

>>56164937
I support this development.

>>56165039
Stop being mean to Pippa

>>56165039
Stop falseflagging Pippa

>>56165049
it was a 5/10 at worst, 8/10 at best.

>>56164848
IT GUD
SLEP JERY

>>56165039
>could it be that your vtuber model is inspired by your fursona
Thats like 80% of male vtubers in Twitch

These fucking jong lobbies are literally fucking rigged, they just fucking trade wins every fucking round its so fucking stupid.

>>56164149
>>56164198
>>56164460
https://files.catbox.moe/yujdrx.mp4

>>56165144
Yeah, Malaysia has a surprising number of universities. But imagine if they did live together. One of them would go crazy by the end. Most likely Jelly.

>>56165240
8/10 only if you're a hardcore yurifag
The action is shit and the greater plot is nonsensical

>>56164944
You only have a month of vacation saved after 4 years?

>>56165039
I like this guy he really takes no prisoners, really a breath of fresh air from the soft /pcg/ of today

>>56165295
only one of them?

Ripping off Pippa's ahoge

>>56165367
This isn't supposed to be an anti thread

>>56165276
IMPROVE FIRST

>>56164149
picrel my mouse

>>56165295
Both of them. But they would become legendary chuubas!

>>56165340
well yeah 8/10 was the upper end.
But also don't think you're being honest with yourself about the action and the plot. It's fine to disagree with the muh pacifism or the muh let's just love big brother copout ending, but the actual action was pretty good and the overarching plot made perfect sense.

>>56165290
kek

>>56164937
Jelly does not need more on her plate

>>56165470
>Improve at an rngfest
wdtmbt

>>56165534
>Jong is an allegory for life kicking you in the balls
pottery

>>56165295
>Malaysia
>average female height 153cm
>both of them have been described as malnourished one way or another
IMAGINE

>>56165340
yurifag here, it was 6/10
not because the "no kiss" I agree with that, the anime was bland and anyone watching it were manipulated by the ending

>>56165419
This isn't supposed to be a discord circlejerk thread

>>56164252

>>56165470
>only pon dragon or seat/east wind
>dont fuiten
>optimize for sequence/triplets
>dont discard into ron
fucking how? get better luck?

Haruka receive was the best yuri anime

>>56165485
I find it hard to give a shit about a main character that can dodge bullets and walk away from getting hit by a car.

>>56164937
Jelly is a worse neat freak than Shiina. She can literally smell a single roach in the drain.

>>56165341
Any unused disappears at the end of the year.

>>56165616
>Imagine the pool of salty sweet smelling juices on Pippa's chair reading this
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56165657
why is she sniffing drains

>>56165367
He types like a woman. Which just makes the entire post funny because you can't take it seriously.

>>56165657
>Jelly’s tidy
>Shiina’s tidy
>Tenma’s tidy
>I’m tidy
WE ARE

>>56165643
Play the dora.

>>56165681
You got robbed

>>56165643
Learn yaku

>>56165752
you say that about everyone when you try (and fail) to mask your crying

>>56165657
That's good for wemi's health

>>56165643
just stop playing east and remember that if you play optimally, you can expect to win 25% of matches, it's a game about not losing

Wemi... Fishman hired YOU for expansion to the east

>>56165654
Thank you, will watch.
By the way, are there any yuri-focused chuubas? Like, ones that are actually into it and read/play yuri related things on stream?

>>56164848
i liked the part where she tried to understand photolithography

>>56165919
>stop playing east
Why

>>56165838
Hi femanon
I love you have a good day

>>56165919
>stop playing east
don't do this

>>56165838
Anon, it's ok. You're a little more feminine than most males. No need to lash out in anger over the fact.

>>56165997
>>56166039
tourists never acclimate no matter how hard they try

>>56165778
I am, but it doesn't matter if I never finish a hand.

>>56165826
>just magically build more complex yaku with luck!
cool

>>56165838
post willy

Was wollen wir trinken?

>>56166076
If you don't know the yaku you can't play towards it

>>56165993
>reasons to switch
- more time to play
- more chances to turn things around (or lose)
- other players are more patient (debatable)
>reasons to stay
- less than 15 hours per game
- other players are retarded

>>56166076
acquire more efficiency.

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>56166076
You have to know to build it to manifest the tiles into your hands

>>56166039
>a little

>>56166132
water

Hey it is I, just wanna make clear that I do not respond to any of you. Please do not falseflag as me, pathetic scum, thank you! See ya tomorrow!

>>56166076
post replay

>>56166161
Put some glasses on that rat in the top right.

>>56166185
I'm not trying to be too mean. He's clearly insecure about it.

>>56166254
That's not a rat!

>>56166136
Doesnt matter if I know yakus (literally just look at the yaku panel) if I never have a chance to complete the hand.

>>56166254
Call Rocket a rat again motherfucker.

>>56166132
Milk

>>56166276
>>56166294
rrat, sorry

>>56166258
the irony

>>56166295
>if I never have a chance to complete the hand.
post a replay

>>56166295
Fix your fengshui

>>56164944
Just work harder. After 10 years with no vacations you stop caring

>>56166295
were you called on (ron'd) a single time?
if yes, you made mistakes and can improve

>>56166254
i'll slip one in when everyone least expects it

Jongers will be defeated. The Age of Jong will end.

>>56166076
Jong is a game about making cool patterns if you can't recognize the patterns you will be too slow to fight https://files.catbox.moe/1xy1op.webm

>>56166161
WAO IT WORKED

>>56166489
>three person
play a real game nerd

>>56166485
The age of League is now

>>56165010
Perhaps you simply have anomalously high mental fortitude compared to your peers, then. I don't know what to tell you other than the mental health crisis is real, and plugging your ears probably isn't going to help you.

>>56166419
I was about to say no rons, but of course I get ron but I was already riichi for like 8 turns. Had 7 pairs. Fucking piece of sh it rigged game

>>56166485
idk. at this point there's a greater chance of the local thread schizo finally killing herself than of jong ending.

hello jong friends. i made this video because i'm tired of seeing phase girls go for fucking dragons every goddamn time even when they're behind 12000 points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWKs7KRUkg

cunny

>Convention closes
>Everyone claps
Do Americans really?

connect

>wake up
>think about airi
>feel happy
>day is now good
i love airi! catbox is still being blocked by my isp though...

>>56166655
FUCKING RUINED IT

>>56166608
Riichi, Tanyao, Pinfu, dora 2 is the best hand desu.

>>56166608
I refuse to jong.

>>56166732
You will jong

>>56166705
>dora 2
I just get annoyed when I hit 5/7 han, just gimme the dora 1 and don't hit me with the uradora 1

>>56166608
Ok but what if I want to ensure that I only get 1han/1000pt hands so I can spam emotes and annoy asians?

>>56166608
Sorry I'll already pond the dora 9s what now?

>>56166702
ISP or DNS?

>>56166608
>no honors
You can make pinfu with honors, as long as the honors are useless ones.

>>56166608

>>56166608
>dagothwave in the background
i will now watch your video

>>56166608
This is actually really helpful for beginners, I wish someone told me this and 5 block theory 3 months ago.

I think LycoReco was great but my favorite recent anime is Samidare and it seems like most people didn't like it/hated it

>>56166608
I needed this but I enjoy my poverty hands.

>>56166795
yakuhai/tanyao nomi, you can also be really obvious about forcing a half flush for 2 han and it'll upset them just as much when someone else deals into you

Ember GFE in 50 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaqgbL6vYY4

>>56165010
>if it doesn't happen to me it must not be real!

>>56166858
I liked Samidare it had a pillows song

>>56166799
Your only hope is half flush. I will make another video for exactly this problem "oops i did a retarded call how can I fix this"

>>56165049
nou

>>56166608
but anon the dragon tiles look the coolest so fuck you i want them.

>>56165802
I know. I don't get overtime either, I get the scam know as "Comp time".

>>56166805
changed dns, nothing happened. switched to vpn and mobile data, works fine.

>>56166915
I will now learn your game. Maybe.

>>56166944
Don't forget all terminals. I like all terminals

If you don't get tenhou just fold desu.

>>56166858
>Samidare
it was pretty bad. There's a lot of good stuff out there in every genre. Personally I thought Tengoku Daimakyou was a really interesting dystopia, if imperfect.

>>56167067
Do you have DNS over HTTPS enabled?

>>56167067
Some DNS like Quad9 have blocked catbox at times.

I don't think I've watched anime since /vt/

>>56167077
for maximum butthurt chi a terminal or pon a wind that isn't yakuhai on first discard and open kan while someone else is in riichi and you aren't in tenpai you're probably going to lose the hand and the game if you do either one of these with any regularity

>>56166608
Ah, I see now

>>56167199
>tfw anime is real now

>>56166936
Based anon

>>56167100
It made me feel lots of things, which most anime can't manage. The animation was cheap but the OP, ED, OST and voice acting were good. I think most people didn't like it because it's based on an old manga and manga/anime changed a lot since then, and also many people are soulless sakugafags.
Tengoku Daimakyou was very good

>>56167199
i haven't watched any since i think 2017

>>56166543
I can't take the word "crisis" seriously anymore because every other day the powers at be invent a new one. I don't believe a mental health crisis exists.

>>56167199
I've rewatched Redline and Space Dandy

>>56167199
I've rewatched Yuru Yuri and cried

>guy riichis
>I get 9 character
>don't need, one was already discarded so I discard it
>RON for triple nines
This fucking game is actual brain cancer.

>>56166608
You are my favorite poster, take care of yourself friendo
As a basic starting point on when to riichi i recommend following chapter 7 of riichi book 1 and riichiing if one or more of the following is true:
- Are you dealer?
- Do you have a good wait (6+ tiles)
- Does your hand have at least 1 han other than riichi (including dora)

Thread is dying so I just wanna point out that Shiori is hot as fuck
Thanks for listening

>>56167267
How does this increase butthurt? I get that the tiles would be useless to me, but how does that annoy someone in riichi? If they were waiting for one of those, wouldn't they get priority over my pon/chi?

>>56167499
SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!

Wemi is probably 139cm irl, considering malaysia average heights for women.

>>56167199
I already switched to just manga back in 2018

>>56167499
I recommend skill

>>56167588
standing blowjob

>>56166608
Great post