/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

whatever happened to just unsubscribing to a channel and not saying anything? did Hololive get a viewer pension I'm not aware of?

>>56123443
use facebook next time

>>56123443
good for you anon i totally agree Council was a mistake

>>56123443
>Dear blog, today I'm unsubscribing from fauna...
Buy a fucking ad faggot

see you next stream, loser

>>56123443
If you've made up your mind, do it. I'm on your side. They're all just fucking money grinders.

>>56123443

you want sweet and sour or BBQ

>>56123666
That’s because myth tried their first few months not expecting to succeed while all of council wanted a quick check. Advent is still early stages

>>56123443
anon you are based. simplings will seethe at you but you're doing the right thing.

>>56123443
dropped this bitch a while ago, don't worry you will be fine now that you have much more free time to watch true tubers and not some e-girl bait trap in 2d model disguise

I already dropped Fauna long ago

>>56123443
>besides getting her paycheck at the end of the month
that's all of them anon, some are just better at hiding it

>What does fauna wants
SEA thread, move along.

>>56123443
holy shit dude it took you this long?

>>56123443
stop being parasocial.

>>56123443
so brave and valid

Stopped reading at the ESL.

>>56123443
Fauna's gatekeeping has built a loyal fanbase. Removed the wishy washy wimps. Prepared her for competition, holding strong in overlap. Hope Advent can do the same, and not pick up the leftover trash.

>>56123443
caring about your entertainment and not being your uwu virtual gf aren't mutually exclusive you know?

>>56123443
it's really contrasting how expressive advent is with displaying affections. Friends, family, even a gf. The entire gen is like anti-council.

>>56123443
I am with you, Fauna wont even let me eat her ass.

Buy an ad

Fauna is real, FuwaMoco are massive fucking wierdos who pretend they're Japanese and don't know what Scooby Doo is despite being from Canada

>>56123443
Go back to twitter and reddit ESLchama, the hugboxes there sound more your style

fuck I double checked because i thought i was on twitter for a moment.

you probably never watched green woman to begin with. you only saw someone make a ruckus about her and decided to make a thread long after the drama died down to use her gemmates to anti her for (you)s

Fauna wishes she wasn't parasocial She's good at keeping the boundaries, and hiding the neediness but it is there. I blame the superchat for breaking the kayfabe and making her think about it.

I like the green woman, is a great gf for my daughter/wife.

>>56123443
Good for you OP
Baited all these seethelings into replying too

Everyone who replies after me is Italian.

>>56123443
B A S E D
A______E
S______S
E______A
D E S A B

She wakes up at 6 in the morning to stream at her regular time at 7 in the morning just so she can keep her regular time where her fans expect her to be. If you think she doesn't care while doing that then please do leave, she deserves better fans than you. I actually feel bad for the twins for getting saddled with you.

>>56124044
Based

>>56126780
there's always 1 fan base per en gen that ruins the chuuba it seems
gen1 it was Kfp
gen2 it was IRyStocrats
and now it's happening with Ruffians

>>56127173
>Implying it isn't the cucklites

>people unironically replying to Faunaschizo

>>56127384
yeah, because the antis are more annoying then the fans ever were

>>56123517
/vt/ is where a couple dozen schizos come to seek affirmation from each other that they've made the correct monumental life choice of what YouTube channel to watch.

>>56127455
all me

>>56123443
Imagine trying to anti fauna lmao
Good luck

>>56127458
actually true, I don't care much for shiori (not an anti just not a fan of the content she's making and I don't care beyond that) but holy shit are the anti's beyond annoying, catalogue was unbearable (more than usual) for a week

>>56123443
>That's it i've decided i will not watch the green woman anymore.
you'll be back

>>56123443
Same here. The stark contrast made me really despise Fauna's low effort attitude.

>>56127458
>>56128039
it's the same people morons

>>56124061
That's not true. Kiara also wants the attention.

>>56133165
if there's one thing I can say Advent has been successful at, it's that they've absorbed almost every schizo on /vt/.

>>56123443
I love Fauna and I'm not going anywhere but seeing the way Advent has been interacting with their viewers has made me a bit envious

but she still makes me smile. she's quite funny.

>>56133436
I don't get how. They're laying it on a bit too thick a bit too early outside of Bijou who just seems happy to be there.

Calm down, I'm sure she loves us and considers us her friends, right?

>>56124649
>that voice
>real

>>56133646
It's been almost two years dude how are you still doing this

>>56123443
>Watching fuwamoco
Proof next thread?

>>56123443
Since we are here, I shall shill to you the 2view chuuba I have been watching. She has a voice similar to greenwoman and she loves and care for her viewers dearly
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M2NbGHEL7Ys

>>56132910
UUUUUUUUUU

>>56134568
Buy an ad
She doesn't even sound like Fauna

>>56123443
The only way to be friends with vtubers seems to be to be like Connor and do some anime show. Maybe you can even get laid.

>>56124044
poor little seanig couldn't afford to renew his gifted membership, I feel bad for you bro

>>56135503
cope

>>56135145
Similar doesn't mean exact duplicate anon

>>56126634
Indeed

>>56123443
>they care because they say they care
I'd make so much money if I were a woman. You make it look so easy.

>>56126634
non puoi provarlo

>>56123517
They your pity (you), they can't live without them, that why they whine so much everyday. Tomorrow it will be same thing complain about the same person.

she can't pull a Nyanners and ruin everything by bringing the boyfriend any girl sane enough to do anything obviously has? uh yeah, good. fuck your culture and your chinese stealth suit admittedly halfway decent 007 homobeggar.

>>56136285
can somebody translate this post into english for me?

>Holo vs Holo
Sister, try again in a few hours when the seanigs get released from their wagecages

>>56135998
PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO

>>56136384
>65 posts in
Retard is so late he probably still thinks it's 2022

>I mean we can't even be friends
Still mad that she didn't fall for your bait? Get over it shitgoblin, it is time to move on

>>56123517
Let me tell you something. Nowadays everybody’s got to go to shrinks, and counselors, and go on /vt/ to schizo rant.
Whatever happened to anonymous?
The strong, silent type; that was 4chan. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings, he just did what he had to do.
So what they didn’t know, once they got anon in touch with his feelings, that they wouldn’t be able to shut him up! And then it’s ‘rrat this, rrat that, rrat vaffanculo!’

What boredom does to a mf

>>56134568
Aww you cute anon but a holobait thread isn't the right place for you to be doing this

The magic of a streamer who keeps kayfabe vs one who shits all over it by giving the 'not your friend speech. Dumb green pseud woman

>>56126780
>She wakes up at 6 in the morning to stream at her regular time at 7 in the morning
fyi the twins does morning streams too and they wake up 3 hours earlier.

>>56124552
you aren't friends with the e-girls retard, they don't know you. sorry to break the news.

>>56136847
Do you also tell people that wrestling isn't real and then act all smug?

>>56123443
Watching Fuwamoco made me realize I love CGDCT even more and I'll keep on watching both them and Fauna. Can't wait to see their interactions.

>>56123443
She could not get something so simple. Friendship is a simple thing and her followers just want to be happy

>>56136285
ESL Sama, I kneel

>>56127739
Sounds like twitter to me.

>>56136847
wrong, shiori replied to my message and said “hey, i recognize you!” Im already in

>>56136997
Based

when fauna leaves will shondo join hololive?

>>56136285
is that supposed to be an antenna disguised as a tree?

>>56137174
HoloEN could lose every single member except accidentally have Sana as active on the roster, and Shondo will still not get in

>>56137174
After what happened in the rushia incident, I doubt cover corp will ever want to risk hiring another menhera chuuba no matter how talented or based they are

>>56124044
good, stop paying for condoms. pay for dog treats instead.

>>56136774
Who asked?
They stream at 8AM PST so sure, they get up early but that doesn't take away that Fauna fucking does it too, in a foreign country, when she literally doesn't have to.

>>56136774
>"Fauna gets up early so she cares"
>"YEAH WELL THE TWINS GET UP EARLY TOO SO THEY CARE"
Yes...? What's your point here?

>>56133356
Reine couldnt care less about the paycheck, she just wants anime girl pussy

>>56139462
i can respect that

>>56136847
True but you know what Advent hasn't done so far unlike your precious kirin, say that on stream.

>>56139934
I see, so it's just Fauna day on discord, naruhodo

>>56137051
This place is exactly like Twitter. Specifically the outrage cycle part of Twitter. The only difference is you can say nigger here. That's literally it.

How can you possibly care what they want? I care about what I want, which is good streams, and Fauna delivers.

>>56133436
I agreed at debut, but soon returned to Fauna. She's just so much more entertaining at this stage. Give Advent another 6 months in the oven and we'll sort the wheat from the chaff.

I knew the punchline would be at the end

>>56141054
Obviously, the only two things shitposters can pin on Fauna is "we no friend" and the fact she can't sing. The problem is, no one actually cares about the former anymore, and even Fauna acknowledges the latter.

Fauna is extremely witty and funny. No, I am not friends with Dave Chapelle either, in case you couldn't tell.

>>56123517
im gonna use this reply from now

Love me some Fauna

>>56123443
Based, fuck green woman. Thinly veiled e-whore thinking sweet talking makes her any better. But it’s how she thinks that counts

>>56136542
He was gay, anonymous?

Fauna did the right thing. Her needy fanbase is so annoying. Once these desperate and schizo saplings leave, it will be the time to join back her membership.

>>56142250
No! Are you listening to me?

>>56123443
Fauna-schizo you need to take your meds

>What does fauna wants
Where do you from ESL King?

>>56123443
Based.

>>56126780
This.
BAU BAU op is a fag

>>56123443
see you tomorrow

>>56144552
>see you tomorrow

>>56123443
>scroll catalog until I see green
>post

Love Mommy
Simple as

>>56123443

Two fauna hate threads on catalog, you don't see that everyday

>>56123443
Fuwamoco wants to protect my smile, Fauna doesn't

Anon can't exist without living lie. How sad.

Also, despite what shizos are trying to peddle, Fauna has long made up with her good pl friend over supposedly leaving her behind.

what’s wrong with fauna?
she streams to much for an EN?

>>56147169
Her being real with her fans is the closest thing people have in terms of a yab that people care about.

>>56147169
You can't say that now
Gura oddly enough is matching her pace

>>56147365
If she want to be "real" she needs to drop the avatar and fake voice.

>>56123443
I see ruffians have realized that dogs have already declined too much to be Gura killers so now they’re going after Fauna.

>>56124548
That was literally her brand of entertainment, sis

>>56147042
Is this the rare shiny ETL?

>>56147708
there’s only one gura killer and it’s gura herself

>>56147365
>being real
>2 years later after collecting hundreds of thousands of dollars in SCs
Wow how convenient, crazy how none of them are ever 'real' starting from debut huh?

>>56123762
oi cunt why is your ice cream machine not working now

Come home, weary anon-san.
We will do nothing to make you feel bad, we're only here to put a smile on your face and protect it.

>>56126780
Seeing the state of /baubau/ I feel really bad for the twins and the fans they attracted. I've already seen some of them saying they broke their pledge for interacting with EN members or singing their songs. On the plus side every other split improved considerably.

On the topic of needy saplings, I don't think they moved to fwmc.

>>56148095
>crazy how none of them are ever 'real' starting from debut huh
Literally 99% of tubers. The fault is with you for being so fucking naive.
The fact Fauna was real at any point makes her better than most you mouthbreather.

>>56148547
>>56149758
They are cute and right now might be my second favourite, it's just completely different experience. Good in small doses of cuteness. Fauna on the other hand can talk for hours and it rarely gets boring.

>>56124895
How ironic

>>56149758
Maybe """"saplings"""" like the OP have, but there's a huge overlap between saplings and novelites since Shiori and Fauna have a lot in common despite the latter being a lot more... manic.

>>56126780
Ok? Why couldn’t she convey that in her statement then? She really made it sound like they don’t matter to her as being faceless nobodies that give her money. No, she doesn’t care about her fans, she only cares about making a product.

>>56143004
No one is being needy beyond shitposting dumb fuck. This was all to fight some invisible enemy that doesn’t exist because western women are incapable of general love

>>56149980
>Shiori and Fauna have a lot in common
There we go again. Haha, no. Especially funny bringing up Shiori in this context, where she raised a dozen red flags in two weeks, while shitposters have to cling to Fauna's one in two years because they got nothing else on her. Ah, but I guess the most schizo saplings looking for worst quality GFE would go to Shiori, sure sure, won't miss those ones. If Shiori is yours "we got Fauna at home", then man, let's talk about literal chinese knock-offs.

>>56150395
>vtuber doesn't do GFE
>RED FLAGS
>vtuber does do explicit GFE
>RED FLAGS
what the fuck do you niggers even want

>>56123443
As a former sapling, I feel like Bijou is a much better alternative to Fauna than FuwaMoco.
Bijou is both good at games and cares A LOT for her fans.

>>56150553
This. Name me one other holotuber who talks with their fans so much in prechat. You can't.

>>56150675
She's had the hologig for less than a month. See how shes doing a couple of years in with that.

>>56151236
I don't remember a single council whore do that for a week straight.

>>56151467
>council whore
Oh, why suddenly so aggressive? Your mask is slipping.

>>56151521
Just telling the truth. Feel free to correct me.

>>56151716
Yet you still won't post any doxx! Curious.

>>56151764
>dox
the fuck are you talking about?

>>56151716
Oh you'll be corrected alright you cheeky brat.

>>56150553
>>56151467
Can you go back to /pol/ already? I'm sure there you can circle jerk about women being out the home for an hour means they're cheating or some shit.

>>56152051
>I like Bijou
>Go back to /pol/
what the fuck

>>56123443
Feels good to be an IRyStocrat. Say what you will about the fan base, our oshi loves us.

>>56151895
He thought you were talking about something specific so he could get you put on a mandatory vacation, rather than merely calling council 'whores'.

>>56152262
Go back to /pol/ is like go back to red dit but for red ditors who haven't gone back to red dit.

>>56153205
I see

>>56123443
Based

>>56123517
Have to ME ME ME about it first

The nijinigger fears the gaming Kirin.

>>56149980
novelites has this hybrid between kronie and needy sapling ... and riifling.

Hopefully the ntr jokes are just schizo rambling and not a prelude to something bad.

>>56137051
If you made a chart of Twitter Users, Tumblr Users and /vt/ users you'd find it'd be the exact same circle

>>56123443
Don't you dare mess with my wife's girlfriend.

>>56152262
>claims to like Bijou
>parade it about begging for praise
>attacking other oshis in same breathe calling them whores
>poor to no logic justifying anything
You're not fooling anyone with half a brain.

>>56123443
Based not even Friendzoned Anon

Fauna can be disliked by only three types of people: women, boys with low testosterone and people with bad taste.
Op is probably all three and is a faggot. Keep seething. I’ll continue lifting heavy weights for my beloved kirin wife.

Fauna v. FWMC is the most pathetic attempt at holo vs. holo yet. Kys.

>>56123443
> "Bitch mommy fauna only streams to make money"
> "She said we couldnt be friends, which is obviously the truth"
Stop using my oshi to shit up the catolog

I want Fauna to lay my head on her lap and let me suckle from her nipple while she strokes my cock. I want her to give me words of encouragement and compliments while she does it. I want her to tell me I'm a good boy and how well I did after jizzing all over my stomach before she pulls out a handkerchief and wipes me down.
I just want a nursing handjob from Fauna.

>>56159307
Based.

>>56123443
based, I too have stopped watching her.

You not ran out of IP's Faunaschizo? Your last thread getting nuked after you got a temp rangeban made me laugh. Can't even imagine how much you seethed RUMAO
Keep dancing though monkey, I find it really entertaining watching you argue with yourself while the rest of us laugh.

>>56159307
gross, I would kill myself if I were to ever be as much of a pussy as to cum in the presence of a woman.

>>56157468
>>56160577
>>56163073
>'based' spam
>seething so much you make a fresh OC in paint that doesn't even make sense
Laughing. Good effort tho.

I watched Fauna when Northernlion isn't online. I already exhuasted all of his contents and Fauna is basically my backup. not related to the topic btw just wanna let you guys know.

>>56163594
No clue who that is but good for you man.

>>56157788
2 weeks ago was Fauna vs Nerissa
1 week ago was Fauna vs Shiori
now this shit

>>56163645
Fauna watch him too and you can sense a lot of her vocab or manner of speech are came from him. Give him a try if you liked Fauna

>>56163773
>now
this fuckers been doing this for nearly 2 years now, welcome to the faunaschizo ride. bring popcorn and laugh at him using the same lines ad nauseum until his dad comes home from work to beat him.

>>56123443
Glad for you anon, that someone click with you.
I absolutely can't stand fuwamoco, their voice and attitude is not for me, but i'm glad some other people are supporting them, since the twins mechanic is intersting.
Also i don't want to hurt my oshi by making another holo sad or unpopular

>>56164261
>>56163875
>>56163594
>random ESL totally not samefagging
this might be your worst thread yet, at least your last one had some effort put into it. what time is your dad home?

>>56164357
I just wanna share some good words for the eggman my dude D:

>>56164357
nice try

>>56164605
>hides timestamp
yeah, think i got it in one. whens your dad home?

>>56123443
Give it 3 months and they'll be as jaded as Fauna. Humans were not meant to count higher than 9.

>>56164357
I don't think Northernlion is a secret. Fauna likes bald.

I'm of the opinion there was a good chunk of people, namely disaffected Teamates and Kronies after the homo debauchery last year, as well as a handful of Takos with Ina's absence, that latched on to Fauna more so out of not knowing what to do and seeing her as a safe option to fall on rather than a genuine enjoyment of her
And now that there are more options those types are the ones that have begun to vacillate between the new talents
Which just means more Fauna for me

>>56164888
>>56164682
what's the "previous thread" is about btw?

>>56123517
based

>>56124649
Yeah I can't get over the fake Japanese accent. It seems honestly vaguely racist.

>>56123443
Fauna had one slip up her entire career. Shes solid at games, good at banter, and knows how to be cute. What else do you want in a chuuba?

>>56164931
I think that's a reasonable assessment. She gained quite a few fair weather fans during that time. I also think that's why /uuu/ was nearly converted to a permanent thread; people coming from other splits attempting to co-opt it into something that they were used to. Thankfully the gate keeping worked and now they've all fucked off to Advent.

>>56164682
I don't know what you're trying to get here my man.

>>56123517
doing or liking things without consent from the sisters?!? you can't just do that oh god i'm literally shaking

>>56165269
You...you know I didn't reply to you, right? You're totally not the same person, but replied when I was speaking to the other guy because...?
This is fucking humilating, outed yourself like an absolute retard KEK

>>56165697
>SEA timezone
>Outs himself samefagging
This retard is so mindbroken it's unreal. Did saplings rape this guy's mother or something? What broke him so bad?

>>56165697
another SEA shitposter, imagine the fucking surprise. how fucking embarrassing. watch him run now

>>56165697
RUMAO
This one's getting screencapped, what a mess

>>56165697
OH NO NO NO NO
SEASCHIZOS OUR RESPONSE??

Ah yes, the classic.

>>56165114
For me it kind of feels like it's all some rehearsed performance, with the way they synchronize their speech and very exaggeratedly move their models, it all just seems pretty unnatural to me. Probably just my blind speculation though.

>>56166427
Bonus round.

>>56166837
>he actually ran to a new thread after getting caught
this shit is too funny

>>56167062
Bonus bonus round.
>>56165728

>>56167143
I was thinking "fuck I don't want Fauna in the schizo spotlight" but this is fucking hilarious

>>56166787
Not that anon but I feel the same way. Everything about them feels too rehearsed, like they're always doing a character bit.

>>56166787
The synchronized speech thing is because they're actual twins. Everything else yeah I feel is kind of TOO much.

>>56165697
KWASEAB

>>56166787
It's honestly more impressive if they're able to constantly sync up because of "putting on an act".
Fact is they're twins and have lived together for years though, I could see their mannerisms and speech matching up often.

>>56165190
They don't care about entertainment, anon. That's the thing.

>>56127739
Basically this

>>56123666
FUCK OFF DEMON

>>56124649
there's no fucking way they don't know scoobs

If any of the friendless losers ITT are wondering why they have no friends, reread this thread and you'll find your answer.

>>56165190
i like Fauna a lot and the "slip up" is not even really a slip up for me at all.

>>56176640
>why they’re friendless
Clearly because Fauna isn’t their friend

>>56137174
lol
sorry but no

>>56150551
Fuwamoco.
Thank you, I’m happy

>>56167143
This shit is way too funny. Sadly we probably won't get yet another Bonus Thread, it's 4 AM in Jakarta and he's probably cried himself to sleep by now.

>>56137625
But Shondo really will never do something like that. She’s not even playing a character she’s legitimately a schizo, she lives by this

>>56127455
fauna has never been doxed, this is fake and gay

>>56123443
Ogey, schizo.
BAU BAU!

>>56123443

Why so many Fauna bait threads today? There's no way people are still seething 3 months later over this
>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends
>I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know. But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun
>Put yourselves #1 always.
>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.
>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must.
>Please take care of yourselves.

>>56136542
>>56142250
>>56143090
lol

>>56181604
>/#/ and shitposters push Fauna as the last good EN, based on metrics they dreamed up
>Fauna has the most minor yab possible
>Now they're embarrassed and feel like they need to go the opposite direction, ignoring that no one cared about their pro-Fauna posts in the first place.
Nearly every girl who they claim is the best EN usually has a backlash a few months later.

>>56181604
>Why so many Fauna bait threads today?
Not the thread OP but I'm bored and decided to toss my hat in the ring again, don't know jack any of this SEA discord gift card crap. I don't follow Shiori and don't care if she's successful in her goth GFE.

Stopped watching fauna after that spiel but then she kept popping up in collabs with Kronii and others which forced me to skip those collabs, then she finally played SA2 which made me tempted to give her a 2nd chance at least for that but hearing her voice still hurt.

Then the holosummer event came up and I decided I will tolerate/tune out her voice so I stop missing these collabs but still, fauna's a cunt.

>>56166787
They are twins.

>>56137625
you don't seem to realize that they still hired menheras after the fact. says a lot about the application filtering process

>>56127739
anon, the entire internet is about that about everything
>oh internet personality man, please call game i dislike bad so i feel validated
>oh zoomer egirl, please play my nostalgia bait game and call it fun so i feel validated
>oh internet forum posters, please listen to my rants so i feel validated
this is in every god damn fandom in every god damn corner of the net, even fucking 5 year olds on cocomelon videos do the same god damn shit

>>56127880
lmao, way to out yourself tourist

>>56181604
it was a dumb comment from her
she is a mascot made to sell event tickets and brand sponsorships for a publicly traded company

i expect the same out of every corporate vtuber as i do barney
put on the fucking purple dino suit and sing your little song for billy

>/baubau/
>/uuu/
>/baubauuu/
I love them both
they will probably collab well together

>>56123443
>>56123517
>>56124064
>>56133356
>>56139462
>>56147169
>>56148547
>>56152962
>>56157380
>>56158137
>>56163073
>>56164931
>>56184452
EVERYONE who joined Hololive is in it for the money. If they didn't, they would have streamed with their regular selves or bought a cheap model to be a 2view. But no, they joined a corpo for clout. Yes that includes FuwaMoco.

Naive neckbeards think women actually WANT to pretend to like a bunch of creeps for free, they want money you fucking retards.

>>56185148
My oshi loves me
cope and seethe retard

>>56185148
you gotta remember that too many here think vtubers exist for altruistic reasons.

>>56185148
good point actually

>>56123517
This board is full of attention whores, and I blame you faggots for giving these dumb threads attention.

>>56185148
obviously they're in it for the money, that's my point. keep up the charade, pretend you actually like the fans, get paid. it's simple. Everyone gets what they want.

>>56136542
Out there it's 2020s, but in this house it's 2006!

>>56135640
You pay for the most useless membership of all

>>56182683
>Stopped watching fauna after that
>a fucking Kronie
Okay this has to be some exquisitely crafted bait.

>>56190437
I mean, saplings routinely shit on Kronii in the catalog, it's not really surprising that Kronies would fight back.
The smartest thing to do would be to not engage with shitposters who aren't arguing in good faith but saplings never learned to not ignore bait.

>>56190633
>saplings routinely shit on Kronii in the catalog
>saplings
>catalog

>>56190786
You know I'm right, they do it in /uuu/ too. Even the post I replied to is a good example of that.

>>56190882
You replied to me you retard. In what way am I shitting on Kronii? I was pointing out that the logic that the logic of that anon makes zero sense if you watch Kronii. She's literally said the same and more but much less charitably towards fragile babies. Honestly considering your fragility somehow found a post literally saying "but you watch Kronii" to be shitting on Kronii, I'm starting to suspect you might be that very anon.

>>56123443
Took you long enough. I knew from the start she's fake. One of two council members I haven't watched asingle stream of. That ASMR focus garbage was a dead giveaway, especially since she wasn't even a genuine ASMR chuuba but a backstabbing grifter.

>>56185148
fuck you man i want to believe they are also moved by heart, my oshis

>>56191032
>if you watch Kronii.

I'm this >>56182683 guy, I started watching Kronii knowing damn well how she fells about her chat (she takes every opportunity to remind us), I simply like her design a lot (blue short hair, big tits, odd skimpy outfit).

Unless she's playing something I'm very interested in she eventually ends up in the background while I do something else. I don't give her SCs and I wait for gift subs, I'm not paying that bitch to tell me I'm worth less than Sally.

If that someone still translates to "trolling, bait" or whatever trendy word that lets you pretend I'm a bot or indian whatever man.

>>56190633
>never learned not to ignore bait
fucking retard

>>56191668
*feels
*somehow

>>56188746
>I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun
>I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
How does this break the charade of pretending you like the >>>FANS<<< (note how this is a completely different word with a completely different meaning from "friend")

Why do most

Bad posts

Have an empty line

After every other sentence

>>56189302
I realized that and cut most of them.

tl;dr to this whole thread but does anybody have any more edits of these, I'll post the ones I have saved if anyone wants to contribute

>>56192096
what's it like in taiwan?

I don't understand, what exactly did Fauna do?

>>56192527
She said this
https://files.catbox.moe/x12oko.mp3

>>56136542
Anonymous has always been a faggot.

>>56123443
>>56185148
>conflating wanting to get paid well with not caring about their jobs or audience
y'all retarded
just because they want money doesn't mean they don't like what they do or don't appreciate their (non-schizoid, so anyone not on here) audience

>>56193021
I'm going to let you in on a secret. Look at which posts in this thread have double-spaced lines and look at the common theme between them.

>>56181604
That's genuinely like one of the nicest things someone could say about the parasociality shit without doing the thing streamers typically like to do which is actively denigrate their viewers instead. She shows good faith (however misplaced) that her viewers want to and can form relationships with people in their lives and, in a way that only slightly condescending, explains why they should and how they can.
And I mean you cannot actually complain that she is being condescending to you -- she literally asks you to consent to imaging yourself as a sentient, inanimate plant that she cares for.

you probably won't even be able to stand each other's political beliefs anyway, how do you think you're gonna get along? this streamer stuff is them showing you extremely superficial and intentionally positive stuff. wait till they talk about climate change or how the latest star wars trilogy was great

that said, I will be able to tolerate Fauna no matter what. it is I that she will be disgusted by.

>>56193273
Kek. Thanks for the tip

>>56192433
Discount Japan 10 years ago.

>>56196092
It's why I know that there is basically nobody allegedly hurt by this that is acting in good faith. Because if they actually cared enough about her to find a supposed rejection so catastrophically hurtful, they would be able to acknowledge just how much genuine care was put into those words and how positive of a message it was. And if they don't care enough to acknowledge her message, then they can't possibly be invested enough to be allegedly hurt by a comment like that. Usually when confronted with that contradiction, they go down the road of "yeah well it's condescending which hurt my mature adult pride so I will never watch her again" like you said, but you can't possibly have been invested in the self-titled "onee-san" Fauna at all if you think that's in any way out of character.

>>56136847
Defending e-celebs on the internet is the final form of a parasocialfag. Have you tried not caring?

>>56202534
I'm also mad at these faggots because she used to constantly give general wisdom and advice to saplings who had any uncertainties and go on long tangents during SC readings and this was just another one of her onee-san styled life-advice rambles but after all these shitposters fagged up she stopped doing them. Like she literally was giving advice to a college freshman sapling right before this and she probably thought she was just giving another "onee-san's life wisdom" moment.

>>56202534
>>56202837
samefag

>>56202959
You can't call samefag on me literally continuing my post you absolute retard.

>>56203062
Be succinct you fucking faggot. This isn't your blog.

>>56203155
anon when he sees more than two lines in a post

>i dont watch Fauna i dont watch Fauna i dont watch Fauna she ruined the thing
>well ok but here are some explanations about why she said what she said
>nice blog i dont watch Fauna i dont watch Fauna
well if you put it that way

>i dont watch Fauna
who asked?

>>56124606
A crime, honestly. Vegan ass tastes better.

Guess who miss her too?
https://files.catbox.moe/ov853q.jpg

>>56203859
Me.

>>56123517
i will shit on fauna and you will deal with my schizophrenic breakdowns

>>56123517
Whatever happened to just not coming /here/ if the schizo posting offends you so much? Reddit seems more your tastes.