/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

IMPREGNATE NOIR VESPER

>>56150550
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Yagoo give the remaining HQ members their outfit onegai...

>>56150550
BUNTARE BUNTARE BUNTARE

>>56150592
amen

Ooga booga where the hairy femvesties at?

>>56150592
>>56150581
Amen

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/NUus10rcX68
https://youtu.be/NUus10rcX68
https://youtu.be/NUus10rcX68

Going to bed, later faggots.
>>56150592
Amen.

>>56150924
>faggots
RUDE!
chu~

>>56150592
Amen.

>Superchat reading stream to throw off his manager from watching (nipniggers don't watch streams)
>Altare starts blurting out the whereabouts and returns of Magni and Vesper
Bro...

Altare getting nothing but rattatas for his terrible sleeping habits...

>no prep or any idea what he should do
it's so painfully obvious this wasn't his idea

FUCK YOU NEW MANAGERRRRRRRR WE COULD'VE HAD A VALO STREAM OR SOMETHING

Sleepy Leader making me more sleepy

He could just tell his manager that superchat readings were shit content

>>56151266
his new manager probably told him to read all the superchats because he has a backlog of them

>>56151266
>prep
>superchat reading stream
You literally just open the list and read them dude.

>>56151193
I've played that shit for almost a month, I usually only get 3-4 hours of sleep and I haven't seen more than 10 different types of pokemon I'm giving up

He's so cute and sleepy :3

A collab with Solid Snake, you say...

>Doucheland

Lol, all the Germans coming out of the woodwork

>>56151709
kek get shit on Germanistan

>>56151266
It's been a year and he still got no idea on how to do a fucking superchat reading stream? The EASIEST content to do for vtubers?

>>56151910
my boy doesn't do easy

>>56151910
Because he normally just reads them all during the streams.

>>56151910
Idk if he's ever done one, he's never wanted it

Altare's found a song he wants to cover - JP song in English

happy tuesday /mans/

>>56151910
He's never done one before

>>56150924
goodnight, sleep well

announcement in 5 minutes

leader getting that indo pussy wet

>>56152044
*spray bottles you*

>>56152034
TAISETSU NA MONO PROTECT MY BALLS

>>56151910
Manigger-san, you should know that he's not one for random zatsudan if you've actually watched him

hehehehehe

my birthday is in three weeks. will grandpa be back by then? hearing him tell me happy birthday would be nice

>>56152003
>>56152050
He could've just watch other vtuber do it then

>>56152134
HISSS

>>56150581
I want to perform an abortion on him!!! ToT

>>56152044
meow

>>56152171
>>56152173
What does this mean?

>>56152212
mrowwww

>>56151910
It's easy to make just any supa reading stream but making it interesting is an entirely different monster. You have to be talented at conversations and coming up with bullshit to talk about... or some gimmick like what Nene did before.

>>56152171
come back you whore i miss you

>>56152181
Watching someone do one and doing one yourself while trying to make it fun for viewers are two very different things.

>>56152173
I'll make you some food.

>>56152185
*neuters your balls*
Heh, what now you toxoplasmosis carrier?

>>56152171
>>56152173
this just makes me realize that vesper wasn't able to use the new model that much that the vesties still use old pics of the old model

>>56152298
Toxoplasmosis isn't stored in the balls wtf

>>56152301
I was away during his debut week and I don't watch vods so I still haven't seen the thing in action

Lol, what is he playing?

Does only Flayon have rigged cat ears?

>>56152320
doesn't change the fact that you can't mate with the neighbor's cat no more.

>>56152343
recorder i think

>>56152364
Not with that attitude.

>>56152181
It's shit content. What's he gonna do besides read superchats and have it interrupt his zatsudan for an hour

>>56152244
Altare is a boring conversationalist then, got it

>I'm a bad oshi if I make you cry
If only you knew how bad it really is...

>>56152278
thank you!!

"What kind of oshi am I? More like 'oh...shoot...he's got some sour skittles~'"
Leader...

sleepy Altare cute

wheres the tempus exercise voice pack... ill become a /fit/ tomboy over a skinny one if hakka encourages me to be one...

>>56152458
Idk if that would've been better or worse if he said shit

Superchat reading is garbage. New manager hate!!!

>>56152481
i'm pretty sure even pretending to exercise would kill the clown. august 19th is just going to be him going to the gym like he keeps saying he will, and keeling over immediately

kek

>>56152481
>/fit/ tomboy hakkito
Somebody check on me every hour or so to make sure I haven't died from too much blood being diverted from my brain.

>>56152573
would yoga kill him yoga with bettel sounds funnier

Cover's fear of applying for a couple of licenses for western songs is kinda funny

>>56152408
Thank you for the superchat vestie!!

Recording for Japanese song...!!

oh is that jp song before the cover he was talking about earlier?

the only silver lining of the nowa break was not having to listen to the collab begging SC's that the new gen wouldve brought to him. it was already annoying hearing it happen to the other boys.

>>56152790
Why do we have a dawnfag now?

altare's so talented at playing the recorder

>>56152790
dawn poster how did you get out of your general on /vp/

What is he saying, indogs

>>56152839
>>56152870
I cant enjoy Dawn and be a fan of Tempus?

Huh

actually i take it back a vestie being a dawnfag makes so much sense most of the vesties here are /co/autists, /vp/autists, or both it explains all of the fetishes

"No Altare, you're on the job, you've gotta dress up like a bunny boy and look cute"

>>56153009
Pokemon is shit so no

>>56153083
kinda true. /co/ /vp/ and /r9k/ were my homes

derailed by pokemon of course

>Everyone has the same team
yikes

>>56153119
but pokemon is leader approved

>>56153346
>spoilers
i hope that was pre covid, even post election was funny at times. now you might as well rename it to /soc2/ - Failed Normfags and Discord

I'm really happy Axel decided to do that guerilla karaoke, he really has improved so much. I really, really, recommend taking a listen to it in his menshi if you haven't!!! I am listening in again right now- he sang one of my favourite songs too...I'm really happy. Ah, it's been a while since the last karaoke, must've been working really hard in between now and then- I hope soon that he does another one publicly so that everyone else can hear the fruits of his efforts too!!! I think I will go to sleep a little blessed tonight after listening to it again- gotta make sure my little Axel growlithe is all rested up too!!! Goodnight, CHU~!!! Here's the artist for picrel by the way! Its really funny to me that other people tend to relate Axel with growlithes too! https://twitter.com/Vanto0320/status/1691356226058354688?s=20

>yugioh
leader...

>>56153503
pre covid been on this hellhole since 2009

yu-gi-oh hype

Altare opening pre-5Ds Yu-Gi-Oh cards, huh...

>>56153743
>>56153786
>>56153797
no way he has the fucking perms for that niji bought out konami

>>56153743
>>56153786
I can't watch yet, did he said opening packs or playing master duel?

>>56153870
>>56153873
Open packs, which he can probably do
Master Duel perms is gonna be a fight and a half lmao

why is pot of greed banned?

>>56153870
Why would he need perms to open a box of cards he's bought from a store? He doesn't seem to need them for Pokemon cards.

>>56153870
JPs were literally playing Metal Gear not even a week ago retard

>>56153952
idk, what does it do?

>>56153956
I remember debut week when almond couldn't do their card opening stream

>>56153952
too many rulings nightmares as refs had to look up all the nuances behind its effect and tournies would run long

madlad did it

>>56154006
It was banned because of its confusing effect, you needed to know all the previous rulings to use it

>>56153952
Powercrept, nobody needs it anymore so they just banned it

do rabbits actually make sounds

>>56154472
sometimes they purr or scream but outside of that, not really. they're pretty quiet animals

>>56154472
pyon pyon

shiny spicy so real
bring back chuuni monhun

shiny spicy bros we're so back

SHINY SPICY FUSION~
DESTROYERS OF ELYSIUM~

>if Shiny Spicy fused they would destroy Elysium

Oh God kek

>your japanese has been getting better and better
did he just get jouzu'ed?

>JP with Korean accent

"I'm bad at Japanese, please don't praise me"

>saw on twitter someone with a magmite pfp posting doxx
magmites proving the doxxmite allegations once again

Isn't Hakka taking Japanese lessons? Follow his example you jobbers. Hakka's inflection in singing Japanese songs could be better, so that'll make a huge difference.

The boys still a fucking jobber till this day, how is that possible?

>>56154824
literally every tempura on twitter is doxxing right now
bunch of vestie artists I'm following have even drawn the rms

>>56154906
not even drawing the vesper rms too its crazy

cute

>>56154876
Leader of the jobber guild. He's got a reputation to uphold.

>Altare
Minun
>Axel
Plusle
>Magni
Weavile
>Vesper
Drampa
>Shinri
Happiny
>Hakka
Rufflet
>Bettel
Budew
>Flayon
Swirlix

kek I love him

>>56154875
i thought it was too expensive or something?

>>56153952
Drawing two cards scares them.

>>56154875
Most of them have decided to use their time for other pursuits

Still no word on Vesper?
They didn't get in an accident Magni is tweeting from his old profile and making content still.

If I had to guess, they both got drunk and were late doing things and Cover found out. Cover may even have a no drinking policy for staff at events in their contract. I would if I was them. This is my guess what happened they are being punished. But kinda weird cuz the girls get away with all kinds of yabs over the last 2 yrs. but if Vesper and Magni like missed some event or were late and hungover yea maybe that would make sense. Japanese are so strict when it comes to employees

>eating mike tyson's ass
he's not even a tempura

>>56154973
>vesper
>drampa
anon...

>>56154973
>Altare
>Minun
>Axel
>Plusle
Kyaa~!!

>>56155095
explain

why is altare streaming over his little sister’s outfit reveal?

>hearing flip
AAIEEEEEEEEEE

>>56153675
Axel sounded really good! I hope he is getting better sleep and good food

>>56155172
It's his regular morning timeslot.

>>56155156
>Drampa likes to communicate with humans and other kinds of Pokémon. They treat children gently, and frequently gather at playgrounds and schools.

>Although they are mostly kind Pokémon, when they know children they befriended are facing danger, they will become extremely angry.

ban foreign superchats

>>56155260
i agree. ban all foreigners

kek

he doesn't want to do this KEK

>>56155244
>Although they are mostly kind Pokémon, when they know children they befriended are facing danger, they will become extremely angry.
Nowaxel...
Bannoir...

>Hopefully the last

>>56155244
>likes to communicate
:(

>>56154986
>Spanish card
Naruhodo

>>56154973
In what world is Axel not a dog? Only making him plusle to fit Altare is boring, especially when Flay fits that better by color and design

Possible guerilla valo

based fuck superchat reading streams. If they really want to make an end segment to read supas

>>56155398
bannoir? whats that

You know the boys tend to read out names more than other chuubas I've noticed

>>56155472
Banzoin Noir

>starfield
>with altare
LOL LMAO EVEN. I would rather Shinri stream it than anybody else

>>56155398
Yeah that ain't him

>>56155244
>Drampa frequently gather at playgrounds and schools
altnowa..
vesmachi..
hakkanowa..

dance monkey dance keep reading those funny words

>>56155502
yeah i noticed that too. that's something i kinda got surprised from tempus.

>starfield
Oh boy i cant wait for callisto protocal 2.0 electric boogaloo

>>56153952
because anons won't explain the real reason. pot of greed was banned because back then it was possible to make very powerful decks that won a game in less than 3 turns. players would make their decks as small as possible because it would make it more likely to pull the cards you need for your win condition. pot of greed also fucked up the balance because the player starting first could easily pull it with a smaller deck and instant gain a card advantage over the second player leading to dumb games that ended too quick with no option for counter play.

vesper is closer to a weavile
>griefer (affectionately)
>likes to be alone but is loyal to the ones he can trust
>erotic

>>56155502
Because their chat are much slower

>>56155626
nijis with slow ass chats don't even read out names for akas

>>56155600
Draw cards are beyond fucking busted. If you think yugioh is bad you should see OG pokemon. I've watched some matches where a guy would literally draw out his deck, get a blastoise and then just dump a ton of energy cards on it.

>Eat good food
YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ALTARE
IM AN ADULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Temma love

man 12 months is so close now

>>56155723
yeah it's definitely a common problem for a lot of early card games when developers don't have the experience or sample size to test the balance of the cards.

>>56155830
Magnoir will be back for the 12 month menshi anni

>>56155702
And honestly that's a good thing. Give an inch to the parasocial fuckers and they'll take a mile

welp see you later in the next steam /mans/

1 year badge vesties and magmites are gonna look like the biggest cucks...

Wait is Shinri's stream really the next stream if there's no guerilla?

>>56155949
Flay's doing another Q&A a couple hours before Shinri's stream.

If the boys were flavors, what flavors would they be?

>>56153952
Yugioh has no mana system or any restrictions on how many cards you can use. If you have a card in your hand and you meet the requirements to use it (that are specified on the card itself) you can use it. A lot of decks dump their entire deck onto the field on the first turn. Pot of greed is also a +1 in card economy: You put 1 card into the graveyard but get to draw 2 cards, meaning you have now 1 card more than before.
Compare this to another card that has also been on the banned list and is currently limited to 1 per deck. Upstart Goblin lets you draw one card and gives your opponent 1000 Life Points. You now have exactly the same amount of cards as before in your hand. Still, people used to play 3 copies of the card when it was still possible because it effectively turned your deck from 40 cards to 37. If you had just one copy of pot of greed it would make your 40 card deck into a 38 card deck.
That makes Pot of Greed, the card with the second shortest card text (after the original toon world which only had 2 words) of 3 words "Draw two cards" the strongest card in the game. If it became legal to use 3 copies of Pot of Greed they could simply lower the minimum amount of cards for a deck from 40 to 34 instead because EVERYONE, literally everyone would run three copies of it.

>>56155723
>play Magic with some friends, Commander format
>some guy takes a 5 minute turns and OHKOs you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've seen itabags for every boy except Axel now
https://twitter.com/iamairika/status/1691382338738135040

>>56155900
>Give an inch to the parasocial fuckers and they'll take a mile
No wonder vesties on x are constantly circlejerking each other over vesper calling their names

>>56156050
>Altare
Blue raspberry
>Magni
Grape
>Axel
Sweet chili
>Vesper
Greasy burger
>Bettel
Bubblegum
>Flayon
Cherry
>Hakka
Strawberry
>Shinri
Cinnamon

So why did Altare’s manager force him to do a superchat reading?

>>56156268
>Shinri
>Cinnamon
This is so real and I don't even know why

>>56156287
dominance play to show he won't get mindbroken like the old one

>>56156268
I think Axel would actually be pineapple but the rest is good

>>56156229
If I give Vesper an inch, he'll beg for my entire 9

>>56156287
I mean that's just a rrat but I believe it and it's probably because his new mane is scared that people will feel unappreciated and leave

>>56156364
Little does he know...the mindraping has already commenced.

>>56156268
Flayon the cherry boy!

>>56156268
Bettel might be cotton candy, but bubble gum is valid too.

>>56156050
>altare
rainbow sherbet
>axel
rocky road
>vesper
rum raisin, butter pecan, or triple chocolate fudge cookie
>magni
cherry vanilla
>flayon
cookies and cream
>shinri
coffee chip
>hakka
dulce de leche
>bettel
neapolitan

>>56156469
He didn't even go over the stream that had the most scs and milestones lmao, rip mane-kun must be sweating

>>56155600
>>56155723
Blastoise is a hardcore gameplay pokemon card. His ability lets you circumvent the one energy limit if you're putting water energy on a water pokemon.
It normally takes 4 turns to get enough energy on a powerful pokemon, but you can do that in one if you mill your deck.
This fucker could cause a lot of damage. He's almost as bad as jungle pikachu.

>>56156599
this is giving me flashbacks to the gameboy game, fuck this dude

>>56156268
>>56156576
i'm hungry now

>>56156429
ToT

>>56156595
hopefully mane-kun realizes that any altventurer who doesn’t like that altare doesn’t do SC readings has already fucked off. i don’t give a SHIT about SC readings.

Magni mentioned Vesper by name the other day. he's alive niggas

>>56156100
That friend plays cEDH or just likes to laugh at all the pod.
At best one of my wincons would be having enough mana to spam Acererak with Jodah the Unifier to crank all the board and force the triggers of Acererak to loop as many dungeons as possible.
Said so I want to make a UB zombie deck where that is one of the wincons but the Sheoldred of MOM is out of reach

>>56156070
what if they added the requirement to discard two cards as well, actually since this "upstart goblin" was it? is fine being even you should be okay to draw three instead right? surely that wouldn't be even more busted, discarding is supposed to be a bad thing after all.

>>56156795
>i don’t give a SHIT about SC readings.
I don't think anyone does other than the people who sent the supas. I only appreciate them on the level that it's considerate of the talent to do them.

>>56156866
There's a card called Graceful Charity that does just this
>draw 3 cards, then discard 2 cards
and it's the only other card that can match how powerful Pot of Greed is. Depending on how you look at it, it's even stronger because a lot of cards have effects that activate when they are sent to the graveyard. Graceful Charity and Pot of Greed have been Always Tied for the title of strongest card

>>56156866
In modern yugioh the graveyard is just a second hand, since you can summon monsters and activate effects from there
Sending selected cards to the graveyard is a benefit, not a cost

>>56156855
I had the last laugh in the end because I burned him with a rush red goblin deck

>>56157089
well what about selecting 5 cards from your deck and letting your opponent add 1 to your hand and destroy the rest. surely that couldn't be as bad... if that card existed of course

/MANS/ - various autistic cardgames assorted general
I dig it

You guys should just forget about those 2. It'll be easier on you.

>>56157302
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me

>>56157359
>those 2
Who?

>>56157313
We probably have Konami perms for Master Duel now. Question is, which Tempus member is crazy enough to walk into that hell?

>>56157419
Who can we force to play D/D/D

>>56157479
Using all summoning methods in one deck would tingle Nowa's autism

>>56157419
Magni's seven colored fish is gonna get assblasted by any modern deck lol

>>56157419
altare's in his card game arc right now

>>56157419
>Master Duel
I still remember when a /tv/ retard actually got somewhere in one of those Duel Links tournaments and we got a clip of Kaiba saying sneed

>>56157419
Doubt the perms but leaders been wanting to play online tcgs

>>56157419
not vesper yugiohs too weeb for him
if we medicate flayon then possibly him

>>56157569
flay melodious?

>>56157656
i thought vesper was into yugioh?

Altare = Mekk Knights Crusadia Adventure Token
Axel = Unchained Labyrnth
Magni = Shadoll Invoked
Vesper = Vampire Eldlich

Bettel = Pendulum Magician
Hakka = Mayakashi Shiranui
Flayon = Sky Strikers
Shinri = Six Samurai

>>56157944
>vampire eldlich
why?

>>56157944
Of course we have fucking Maxx "C" for the bastard Morf. When will the roaching end?

>>56157944
Isn't altare more suited for the Hero archetype?

Chain Shiny Black "C" to destroy Morf, during the endphase I'll use greed grado

>>56158108
He's an Adventurer foremost, and Yugioh "heroes" are comic book heroes.

Pic related is Mekk Knight Crusadia - Avramax.

>>56157944
>Axel = Unchained Labyrnth
>Unchained
yes
>Labyrnth
no, hes too stupid for a control deck

>>56157944
I would pay good money for the bros to get really into master duel, only to realize that Maxx C is the bane of all fun

im too retarded to understand what everyone is saying but im happy to be here regardless

>>56157944
Axel, Altare and Flay definitely feel right. Vesper Gravekeeper's maybe? One playing E. Hero and another playing D. Hero would be fucking Kino though.

>>56158283
Hot take: maxx c is balanced in master duel since it's a best of 1 games format
You need it to slow down the cancer solitaire OTK decks

>>56158260
But the ecchi na neechan. Otherwise he could go Live Twin for the girls.

>>56158313
I gave up on Yugioh in elementary school when no one would follow the rules when I tried to play and never looked back

>>56158313
Being ignorant of the rules and tournament level meta-game for an ultra-autistic card game doesn't mean you're retarded . Happy to have you here, though.

>>56158368
I would agree if it was at least limited, but it's annoying that it's pretty much 3 URs that everyone needs to have in any deck

I've never crafted a third and have more fun because of it but ofc I'm odd one out in ranked

>>56158376
lmao good point
I can see it splashing his deck with only the neechans cause they are cute, but never being able to play them for not adding the support cards

>>56158429
Fellow fun haver, I have 1 maxx c and 1 ash in my lore accurate Ra deck
I'll never get past platinum 4

>>56157224
Classic Red Goblin Aggro deck. Never fails to win in simplistic manners

>Altare
Gem-Knight Garnet
>Axel
Brotherhood of the Fire Fist Coyote
>Vesper
Fabled Kushano
>Magni
Evigishki Gustkrake
>Shinri
Light and Darkness Dragon
>Bettel
The Tricky
>Hakka
Shaddol Falco
>Flayon
Laval Forestsprite

Vesper's pet card that he plays at three in every deck even if it has no fire monsters, because maybe he'll Change of Heart into one.

>>56158421
>>56158313
yeah. I was on the outside looking in for years but me and multiple friends got autistically into it. we've lost hundreds of hours, dollars and our sanity.

It'd be entertaining for me to watch stars go down the same rabbit-hole in real time though. The tournaments and salt would be legendary.

I just play Infernity cards because it's funny and it makes the duel more suspenseful when you have to keep throwing all your cards away. It's boring watching people play the same three decks over and over again.

Vesper...

>>56158720
Stars JP vs EN Master Duel tournament would be peak content. Watching the boys build their decks and try to work together but nobody understands what the fuck is going on.

now this is peak /MANS/ dead hours content

I want one of the boys to do the full work out routine on stream.
Which of them do you think has the strength to do it?

bettel schedule doko

>>56158909
Debut Altare definitely, current Altare maybe

>>56158888
we should bait out tcg talk more often desu men cannot resist meta autism discussion

>>56158909
What is YTWL?
Probably only Flayon. Maybe current Magni. Maybe debut Altare.

>>56158909
how many reps though

>>56158909
Flayon definitely.
>>56158973
See video.
https://www.exercise.com/exercises/ytwl/

>>56158909
these are all so fucking easy, especially if its only a few sets. wtf am i /fit/ after all??? are stars girls really this fat?

>>56158909
>The only one star exercise
Miyabi please.....

>>56159074
Should be zero stars, that dude has the conditioning of a potato

>>56158909
>Temma, Oga and Aruran max difficulty
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

>>56159056
You overestimate how much sedentary people can do. Especially girls, who are significantly weaker.

>>56158970
>all these vesojis happily talking about their niche autistic interests
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

vesties im ngmi how the fuck are haachama's fans still alive

>>56159124
I'm not even a vesoji

>>56159127
To be fair her fans know why she is gone. Vesties don't

>>56159124
>thinking We're all vesojis

>>56159127
Because they still have hope and dont believe RRATs.
Real question is how the fuck does Sana still have fans?

>>56159127
Believe in the oshi. Also stop thinking about it; if Nakiri's, Gura's and Haachama's fans made it, we can still make it.

>>56159119
Didn't know this website had based mods..

>>56159124
anon stop being horny... i want to fondle old men tits too but this is like 50/50 split of altventures and vesties kek

>>56159127
I dont believe rrats first of all, and i indulge in other hobbies. if he graduates then whatever i dealt with my oshis graduating in the past.

>>56159271
>i dealt with my oshis graduating in the past
>the secret to not dying is already being dead

>>56159356
deep

I'd even take Altare playing Pokemon TCG with one of the others through webcam if that's how we can get the ball rolling.

My favorite Bettel moment was when he typed marriage proposal in the Typing of the Dead stream and looked absolutely disgusted

>>56159356
>I simply live with the death
One must imagine Sisyphus schizo.

>>56159356
>if i die i die

>>56158838
>nobody understands what the fuck is going on
At least half of starsJP have played Master Duel behind the scenes or with an outsider so they’ll definitely know what to do. As for Tempus? Who knows

professional racist for t3mpus please

>>56160097
Asetto Corsa bros... I saw someone use a mod that let him watch YT on a little screen while driving in VR. Imagine

Tempus vs Stars tournament when?

>>56160097
vettel bros...

>>56160097
If they're gonna race I want a tournament. Doesn't matter if it's a single giant collab or a series of knockout 1v1 races over weeks. That's the best way I think.

>>56160097
but we already have like two of those

>>56160205
I BELIEVE IN VETTEL, MY OSHI WILL COME BACK

I think superchat readings are cringe.

>>56159127
She provides them with updates on how she's doing and Cover was transparent in why she was going on hiatus

>>56160367
Hi Leader, I miss you already

>>56160469

>>56160367
i get why they do readings but i never watch them even from my kamioshi

Terminate Magni Dezmond

>>56160367
Same. They are low on my watch list, but I understand why they do them.

announcement tonight

Germinate Magnolia Dezmondus

rrat: Vesper raped a-chan when she was in Los Angeles. Magni raped Yagoo at the same time. Vesper is serving jail time, and Magni is suspended until he agrees to take responsibility and marry Motoaki Tanigo

>>56159193
>Real question is how the fuck does Sana still have fans?
the real answer is she doesn't. it's easy to forget all the bad things and only remember the good moments. on top of that it's been long enough since her graduation that people are basically making up fan theories of what kind of person sana was/is and crafting her into their own OC.

>>56161227
all I know about her is back hort. Was she just a bad streamer or did she legit have medical issues?

>>56161330
she joined holo figured out it wasnt for her and left
tbf she had projects she wanted to do shot down by management so wonder if that had anything to do with her eventually leaving.

good morning i hope he dies in 4 days

>>56161330
no one knows for sure but the most likely theory is that something in her contract with the gacha company prevented her from doing art streams. since that was her main passion and not streaming she chose to quit to pursue the art career working with the gacha company instead.

>>56161330
I sincerely thought she was pretty decent in streaming

>>56161417
kinda based to be honest. i don't really see how that is bad

>>56160367
I think superchat readings are cringe because HE SHOULD BE SAYING MY NAME AND READING HIS MESSAGES
I DONT HAVE MONEY

>>56160097
We already have Cl0pb0t

>>56161418
oh he will

>>56161418
nooo..

>>56161418
he's the one who sent that superchat. He's just going to do a big goofy stream and then release the "I survived august 19th and all I got was this t-shirt" merch set

>>56161417
There's a reason why people hate holo management. Apparently Tempus had amazing managers to the point where they all got promoted.

>>56161418
>August 19th
>7:43PM
>Bettel is in the middle of a stream
>he's stammering, sweating profusely, clearly nervous
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* on his door
>he screams
>"W-WHO'S THERE?"
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>He tries to hide, but there isn't anywhere for him to go
>*CRASH* the door is knocked off it's hinges
>two figures enter the room
>"GET MAGGED" "GET ROTATED"
>Bettel is butchered live on stream
>he's screaming in pain, begging for mercy, before finally silenced in one blood curdling scream
>another figure walks in and sits at the desk
>Bettel 2 starts talking about Warhammer and continues on as if nothing happened

>>56161603
was Hakka/Vespers manager promoted too? I know Gorilla mane and Altare's old manage are gone.

>>56161625
best timeline

>>56161625
there is nothing i wouldn't give for this entire scenario to happen, hot

>>56161625
no... how could this happen

>at work
>ojisan passes by
>has an invasive thought and think hes kinda not bad looking
what the fuck have you bastards done to me

>>56162186

>>56162186
Please be in London

>>56161625
>warhammer talk
Yeah, I'm fine with that

>>56162186
get bastardized

>>56162186
I don't see it as a problem. old chubby hairy men are delicious

Listened to NTR while cooking
I don't know if the boys are actually interesting enough people to do podcasts like this

I'm guessing Altare was told to do the sc reading stream because he doesn't get a lot of superchats anymore, reading scs begets more scs after all. Understandable, I don't really think there are any paypigs left for him. Fykku was only there for a short time, David Gao is gone, many moved on to vg, especially Bettel, at least Arenei, Jellybeans, Norah, Riene and some more I don't remember all of them. I'm guessing he's underperforming on the money department so mane san had to get him to do something. Not like anyone is going to sc anyway judging by the stream kek. Haven't watched him in a while I guess he's been doing rather poorly. Even the cover he shilled is doing shit numbers it just makes me laugh

>>56162186
ive been watching goof troop lately and developed a crush on Pete because this thread got me into big bellies and ojisans...we've all been brainwashed

>>56162968
rabu

I MISS NOWA orz

Uhh *looks at cards* rape regis altare!

>>56162968
Cute menace

>>56163002
needs to be fatter

>>56163038
Who? Flayon?

Fat tempus doko

>>56162680
no like the worst part is that he had long hair and a five o clock shadow like the exact type of guy id expect to be on the chans
i hate this place so much stop making me think about the erotic appeal of old men

>>56163076
Vesper.. >_<

>>56163008
Based

I think it would be funny if Bettel scheduled a stream for August 19th and just didn't show up

>>56163203
I think it would be funny if

>>56163370
I think

>>56163506

>>

magni is so ugly lol

Remember that time when Altare collabed with Sykkuno? Yeah...

>>56163119
think of their fat bellies slapping on your back as they prone bone you anon...

art requests anyone?

>>56163745
TuT nta but my bf is chubby and as a femvestie its heaven

Please tell me that the guys the femvesties are fantasizing about are at least handsome, and that this isn't some ugly bastard shit.

Remember that time that Magni collabed with Kyo Kaneko? Yeah…

>>56163817
anon....

Remember that time that collabed with ? Yeah

>>56163808
gavis bettel with cat ears eating ice cream

>>56163837
is the guy dead now or something?

Remember the 21st night of September

>>56163808
bettel and bettel2 as kiki and lala please...

>>56163817
>men are hoping for women to be into hot men now
what kind of plot twist is this

>>56163812
i haven't had the chance to feel it in a while now but feeling a big belly rub against your clit is bar none the best part of sex

>>56163837
magni couldnt collab with 2 black people in one week how racist

stop this madness

You guys are making me vomit again. Keep your fat rolls to yourself

Remember nodokaxel?

>>56164038

can femvesties leave this thread for a day or something please? i can't take this anymore

if you guys really want to stop this you need to harass the ones behind it. theyre all on discord giggling as they shit up the thread. post screenshots of discord servers lists/their username once and they'll all fuck off

>>56156170
I'm making an Axel ita bag right now but it's not finished yet :((

>>56164282
How would people know that they're in discord, or what their discord usernames are, or what servers they are in?
You dumb, down syndrome having, autistic, retarded, fat, balding, stinky ape.

>>56164282
so wait. if i'm doing this on my own because i'm really like this and am not even in any of the discords, does that make it better or worse?
captcha: GR0WH

>>56164038
That sounds hot, I've never been into fat guys but now they don't sound so bad.

I like big fat hairy bellies kiss my ass

>>56163860

>>56164038
>>56163812
Kill yourselves

>>56164364
honestly, they don't even need to be that fat, a tiny little tummy pooch is all you need for that part

On the topic of itabags, wasn't vesmachischizo making a Tempus itabag "game"? Or is that kill?

Let the vesties share their kinks, there’s literally no streams right now and it’s better than whatever faggotry the other guy wanted to start

>>56164493
Stop enabling them

>>56164038
I felt conflicted after discovering that my oshi was overweight but after reading this I kinda find him more cute.

>>56164389
it's not even about the fat hairy bellies at this point it's all the other disgusting shit you all are posting here. get back to emasculating vesper

>>56164474
I think she made them and the tool box one, I don’t have it rn tho

>>56164548
Oh it's actually finished and ready? Sick

>>56164343
nigger its extremely obvious that the vestie leaf tent is full of these degenerates literally spend any time on twitter and you'll find loads of containment breechers

None of this is remotely gross you guys are snowflakes.

If I sleep until the shinri altare collab is that too much sleep

>>56164616
>spend any time on twitter
Why would I want to spend any time in that shithole

>>56164541
one of us! one of us!

>>56164637
sorry, i just don't like females posting about female things

>>56164619
stop posting my gramps' corpse pic let him rest

>>56163119
Vesoji posting is a /MANS/ ugly bastard bronon psyop so we can finally get laid. We'll be the fat ugly bastards at cons with Vesper stickers on our phone covers if you want to jump us.

>>56164637
Nothing more gross than fatties.
Except maybe month long Tempus suspensions.

stop making fat obese men think they're desirable

>>56164474
motivation tanked with magnoir's disappearance (it was intended to be an anniversary project) and work started mogging me hard over the last month, i don't know when i can work on it fully again but it's not been forgotten

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING STREAMS

strapping him to a chair and stuffing him with mcdonalds until his belly is hanging out and he has a hard time breathing!

>>56164687
Girls itt do you prefer tampons or pads?

>>56164773
in my assssssss

>>56164802
Tampons. Less mess

>>56164802
tampons

>>56164773
six people and not a single stream until eight and a half hours from now

>>56164730
We don't body shame here.
No seriously you guys were praising goeimanes chubby body don't be a hypocrite.

>>56164802
pads because it reminds me of being in a diaper

>>56164802
huh? ive been stuffing it with paper towels

>>56164736
Sorry to hear that, hope you get the motivation and time soon.
And that our boys come back soon too...

>>56164802
tampons. pads are too bulky and uncomfortable feeling

>>56164802
Only sluts use tampons, at least my mom said so.

>>56164031
The plot twist is that men actually do like it when women have standards. I know you've been told otherwise, but it's true.

>>56164802
pads, idk how to piss with tampons without getting it gross + they're uncomfortable anyways

>>56164802
Tampons but only for the first days and for sleeping because they're expensive.

>>56164802
I use both but tampons are better for the first few days.

>>56164851
can you return to streaming magni

>if crystal cafe had a tempus general

>>56164917
>>56164974
all me

>>56164917
missing orange lotls

>>56165030
no one uses that moid and tranny infested website

>>56165030
I've never even heard of that.

>>56165030
never thought there'd be a worse site than lolcow dot farm

>>56165100
>moid
>in /MANS/
What?

>>56153009
I had the biggest crush on Dawn as a kid, so I'm a bit conflicted here.