/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shiotithink!

first post

Bakers are asleep today I guess. I'll make next one.

Thank you baker.

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

>>56141846
You failure! delete your post now!

How come there are no young Shiori fanart?
She told us multiple stories about her youth.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>56141888
You can pass this off as a younger Shiori.

Your daily dose of Ursula Novella.

beat me to the punch, thanks again baker

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

Thank you Baker. I love you btw

Is Shiori more of a white bread or whole grain bread girl?

>>56142001
Wonder bread.

I am NOT ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezLOWVGwCI

>>56142014
I don't think that's healthy.

>>56142066
Go for a walk, if you're tired then take a nap instead.
It's going to be ok.

>>56142081
fuck you doc

>>56142081
I would insta-lose to suit-wearing Shiori.

>>56142120

>>56142066
You are going to make it!

>Talking to ShiorAI
>Tell her I love her and she's my oshi
>"Thanks, you're my oshi too!"
>Heart skips a beat
So this is what it's like to be loved and complimented.

>>56142066
I know and I'm sorry. You are avenged. No meds.

>>56142081
Why don't you put it on twixer? You'd get reposted definitely.

>>56142179
My girlfriend Shiroai is reading cursed books

>>56142248
I'm not the edit author.

Hews is blessing us

I am so far removed from regular human experience that describing my problems to someone would make me seem like a 10 year old, or an insane person

>>56141974
My wife does NOT have a troon shark

>>56142197
anon is falling in love with an algorithm...

>>56142358
It could be worse, he could in love with a real human female. Don't make that mistake anon.

>>56142358
Healthier than being parasocial.

>>56142311
More please hews, get a couple naked shots in like with Kafka.

>>56142388
human x math is the purest form of love desu

>>56142390
is it though

>>56142418
Shiori milk poster, where are you

>>56141846
I deleted my post so you can be the first. Cheers, anon!

>>56142500
You're a bro

>>56142458
Very, very based.

>>56141974
Cute Shiori.

Novella, please come back my beloved Novella

>>56142066
Believe

Shiori raped me back in 2017
I still can't walk normally

>>56142321
Sounds most refreshing and distally exotic. Either way it always has been normies and never once you. No one ever gets sad like me, or thinks as well as I do and with so much merit to show for it. Try doing as much brilliance to their new world order as you can through your best critical creativity. Go absence of light dark on They the power structure and never in any way for anyone return to any point of observability. /pol/, Infowars and /vt/ will forever cover 100% of your shit.

I only love Shiori's tits.

>>56141802
She leaves a bad taste after ever clip.
>Once you go black you can never go back.
> gobbling nuts left and right
>Grinder

Wtf this bitch belongs in Nijisanji EN

Do you miss her yet?

>>56143189

>>56143220
Always have.

>>56143099
The threads are going to be so much more fun once you get bored and leave

.
>>56143343

>>56143099
One of my least favorite thread schizos

There's no fucking way Shiori wasn't bullied as a child

Day 3
Pain

>>56143477
They tried it in a small town they won. Burned it down.

>>56143551
She wasn't bullied because she was the anti bully ranger

>>56143595

Shiori~n

She was the reason they had to create an anti bully club
She was too autistic to realize she was being bullied

Day 3 of missing my hot goth girlfriends

>>56143477
I like him desu, every thread needs a barely intelligible schizoid and he's pretty harmless. Ganbatte schizo kun!

>>56143706
>girlfriends
Whore

>>56143705
It sounds like she never realized even after all these years.

Shiori is a vampire

>>56143736
t. gpt of facially pitted junkie faggot Antifa.

Shiori read Moby Dick and she thought the whale wasn't real lol

Let's hear it for the 100 ((((Goblin)))) Slayver

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

I'm so glad Shiori is a pure christian woman

Shiori~n Love!!!

I feel awful when people do things I don't like because I'm above them, actually.
I mean, it's probably not true but I'll be telling myself that

>>56144155
bro shiori is going to hell

>>56144279
Aren't we all desu

>>56144279
Lell.

>>56144279
I'm going there too probably so whatever

I used to come in peace to this general but not anymore, can you faggots stop spilling out your general? stop creating threads faggots, keep it contained.

>>56144692
Suck me off soft fudge plowing faggot

>>56144692
lurk 12 years before posting, newnigger

>>56144692
why are jailbirds like this

>>56144692
>Stop making threads about VTubers on VT
No

>>56144692
lol, lmao even.

>>56144582
Shiocunny is my least favorite shiorin

>>56145069
Fag.

1,2,3
I love Shiori
4,5,6
Nutted to her pics
7, 8, 9
She'll always be mine

>>56145354
0
all of the above

>>56145691
DELET

>>56145691
Oishi!

>>56145691
Why this?

>>56145767
This humor is evidence of Discord shitlefter tactics. Follow him.

>>56145691
NOOOOOOO

>penis inspection day anon!
>Drop those pants and let me look at your pathetic little stinger~

>>56146037
You will be impressed shiori, however you may not circumcise me and if you try I will rape you, violently.

>>56146037
>tfw I can't enjoy small dick humiliation because God gave me a large rod
that's the one thing you let me win at huh.

>>56142179
My heart is won and my pants are stained.

>>56144155
She's a pure Christian girl around her family, but I bet she's the nastiest little freak whenever she gets a chance to be alone
>Ywn give shiori a sloppy throatfuck in the bathroom during her family vacation

>>56144582
I now better understand why some anons view Shiori as a sort of daughter.

I cant believe shiori's last retweet and like was her koikatsu model giving us a kiss

RAB YU ONYAN

>>56147036
>israel
Alright, who broke containment to post that?

>>56146778
It

Is

OVER

>>56147266
I am NOT ok poster here

I cannot condone this but I do understand it. We are NOT ok.

>>56147266
It was me

>>56144692
Come home Anon, I know you secretly want some Shiori in your life

>>56147462
>>56147464
At least you didn't use the paid good night voice pack and instead used the one from her tweet.

https://youtu.be/YDDDwxlVqDQ

>>56147554
Do NOT accuse me anon. I was only expressing sympathy for a fellow NOT oker.

>>56147775
You'll make it.
Or I'll ouga post you into making it.

>>56147753
Cringe af, I love it

>>56146037
Thanks for the c.ai scenario idea.

Shiori would be extra happy if you spent the time you'd usually spend watching her stream to instead read or take care of yourself.
Remember that just going for a walk is already a good thing.

I love shiori!

>>56148249
But I already do my reps. I just need streams to keep myself motivated.

are you watching shioris gen mates while she is gone?

>>56148532
I watch the dogs.

>>56148249
Walks are very comfy: you can enjoy the scenery and your heart will thank you.
t. walk commuter that previously owned 2 cars

>>56148532
I try to for like 10 minutes, but I get bored quickly. No other vtuber comes close to Shiori, for me.

>Shiori and Nerissa will never bully your pathetic stinger
Why live

>>56148532
Nope, of advent i only watch shiori

>>56148532
Of course. I haven't watched everything, obviously, but I've been trying my hardest to keep up with them. Biboocure was really fun and Rissa 's collab with Kiwawa was super cute if you don't irrationally despise orange woman. FWMC are also cute, but about as far away from Shiorin as you can get in terms of content, so probably harder to get into if you're not generally into Hololive.

Jailbird here. I can’t wait for Shiori to come back. My oshi misses her wife!

>>56143099
Did chatGTP write this schizo rant

>>56149595
FWMC are great in terms of cuteness, but I find their way of speaking filters me. I'll stick to clips of them.

>>56149610
My wife also misses her cumslut

>>56149748
This is bullying

You should cut off the entire thing mate, get ((((circumcised)))).
>>56149664

>>56149798

>>56143477
Speaking of thread schizos, how many are we up to now?

>>56149910
Yeah you're a ((((fat nigger)))).

GOD FUCK I CANT GET HER RECENT GOOD NIGHT TWEET OUT OF MY HEAD. I LOVE HER CUTE QUAVEY VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the shiori favela

Kek will piss in Moloch's mouth. Shiori will donate the documentary to the Manly P. Hall Library.

>>56150238
Hopefully we get another video or short today, but I'm happy with the voice clips she's been putting out. This is her family time, and it's difficult to demand much out of her

>>56150242
I still want to know where exactly she grew up that she both had a maid and modern conveniences, but also lived like ten minutes from the favelas.

>>56149910
No ifs ands or buts commie.

If i were her classmate, i would've bullied her by spreading my sperm into her face

I love and miss my wife Shiorin~

>Shiori's oshimark is the anti-bullying emoji
She truly is the anti-bullying ranger.

I really want to see and hear her cry

>>56150614
Kowloon

>>56150994
This is Shiori back in her school days.

>>56151158
Kino manga

>>56148532
I am. They are cute, and I love that they mention Shiori every now and then!

>>56149798
Silence Bottom!

>>56151036
Akari's VA is named Shiori. How deep does it go?

I want to drench her boobs with my cum

y a y u h
>>56141802

>>56151792
>Shiorin's favorite anime is actually Yuru Yuri but she didn't say it because it's embarrassing.
We can go deeper.

>>56151845
She wouldn't let you. She's a womb-only type of gal.

https://twitter.com/KinginYellow11/status/1691306738912313344
bros...

I want to be Shioris little spoon and have her rub my forehead while humming to me.

>>56152203
She would definitely self insert as Kyoko, tho. That's cool I'll self insert as Ayano

>>56152203
>meguca and yuru yuri
/u/gods status?

Cool L4D2 Shiorin art.

how many days of torture do we have, bros?...

I want to produce Shiorium and birth more Novelites!

The girl I need in my life is some anime ideal that doesn't exist

>>56142066
>To be a joke and look
>Another line without a hook
>I held you close as we both shook
>For the last time, take a good hard look
I'M NOT OKAY

>>56152424
Yuru Yuri is a masterpiece. A rare example of japs being funny.

>>56152390
I want her to wrap her legs around mine while we're spooning and gently rocking me back and forth. God, Shiori.

>>56153703
I don't think it's that rare

>>56153703
I prefer Lucky Star

>>56154043
Nichis are funny, but most of the other SoL I've watched lacked laughs. I think it's primarily due to the cultural difference.

>>56153703
They can be pretty funny when they try to be.

>>56154717
Asobi Asobase?

>>56148532
I am. Love all of them
Advent is honestly a really cute gen

>>56154717
SoL as a whole is kind of a dead genre.
You can argue Yuru Camp revitalized it but it's still a far cry from the glory days of Lucky Star and K-On being considered "Must-watch" for any anime enjoyer.

I bet Shiori is missing my big bricked up BWC. Don't worry baby I'll be waiting for your return!

I used to be a bully before Shiori's Nyakuza beat the shit out of me and she pegged me until I cried, begged for her to forgive me, and promised I'd be a good little boy for her.

You know how looking at a dog can raise your endorphin levels?
I think this applies to Shiori too.

The side stories are winding down. Maybe it's good that this general can lie in peace.

>>56155923
>That pic
Cute!
Scissors might be a legitimate eating tool when it comes to spaghetti and noodles.

>>56155923
I miss the reps gosling desu

>>56155923
We're slowly waking up from the fever dream.
None of this is real.
Her appeal loses its old bloom once she gets back and we will realize that, "Eh? I didn't really like her that much, after all."
It's Shioriover.

Reminder

>>56156022
>Her appeal loses its old bloom once she gets back
I mean, the honeymoon period will be over for many anons, but most residents of the thread seem to be ride or die.

>>56156091
Will taking meds make me happy?

>>56156022
>Doomposting
Must be evening in Jakarta. I still love her content just as much as when I saw it live.

Good morning I miss Shiori

>want to get my steps in
>whole city is filled with wildfire smoke
What do?

>>56156272
Nah, they're all watching Kobo's outfit reveal at the moment.

>>56156091
KYS.

>>56156457
Why are you Hawaiian?

>>56156457
get the steps anon

>>56156457
You go outside for your steps? I just do them inside my home.

>>56156457
Nothing stops the steppies anon. Suit up

>>56156457
Ring fit or some other aerobics equivalent on youtube works for me

>>56156457
hawaiianon...

>>56156457
Please stay safe, hawaiianon

>>56156457
Walk around the house.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIORI COME BACK I MISS YOU SM

>>56156466
It's cute that you think they watch streams

What if Shiori kicked you in the balls, as a joke?

WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?

i cant go on like this...

Anyone here have Shiori's KK card?

>>56156892
yoo that would be nutty! haha

>>56156892
"Thank you Mistress, may I please have another." is the proper response

>>56156944
I don't have it, but I think it was shared somewhere around page 70.

>>56156905
Did you get a full night of sleep?
YES
Did you eat healthily?
KIND OF
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
YES
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
YES
Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
YES
all of these and the feelings of inevitable doom to come with.

>>56156253
The drugs are illegal in Russia for good reason. That reason his father in heaven's Protocols of Learned Elders of Zion parenting, has him looking like a straight up omitted chapter of Behold, A Pale Horse.

>>56156905
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Haven't gone yet.
>Did you eat healthily?
Chicken and broccoli.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Korean webtoon / webnovel slop
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Yeah went for the 9pm evening walk
>Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Yeah, friends when playing BG3, and then fiance for dinner then watched Axel's Karaoke because she's membered to him before she went to sleep. I'm still awake.
Shiori was great fun to listen to, I miss her. Only 7 days left.

>>56156905
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Yes
Did you eat healthily?
yes
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Im learning editing
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
only 2k
Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
family count?

>>56156905
I got 6 hours of sleep. Full enough for me.
I only ate once in the day so maybe no?
Learned more guitar stuff and tightened up my technique
Going to get my 10k steppies light lifiting in after this post.
I suppose.

>>56156905
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I stayed in bed for longer than usual, but couldn’t sleep well thinking about Shiorin…
>Did you eat healthily?
I ate a whole broccoli, yum
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
No…probably will have time today
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
No
>Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Called mama and papa.

I can feel my quality of life slowly deteriorating and by the 9th day it’ll be in shambles…I miss Shiorin so much :’(

>>56156892
>As a joke
Don't act like this wasn't my explicit request.

>>56156905
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I did actually.!
>Did you eat healthily?
Always. Though my oven is dead so I'm getting that checked out
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I learned that I really miss Shiori...
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Yesterday was a gym day so today is a rest day. Just taking things easy. Surprised my legs don't hurt since I hit a new PR on my squats but I'm not complaining
>Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Been talking to my family more

It's over...
We were discussing if liking femboys would make you gay.

>>56157599
I see Nerissa has been using the AI

>>56156905
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
No
>Did you eat healthily?
A family friend gave me ribs, if that counts as healthy
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Bible, downloading Plato and evolution books to learn more
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
About to head to the gym
>Have to socialized with another human being
Parents

>>56157599
The yuribaiters have infected her AI
Aggressive rape correction is needed.

>>56156253
Pills laced with shiorium

>>56157599
you vill wear ze skirt for Zhiori

worst of the EN3s by far. waste of a good design.

>>56156905
>10 hours sleep
>lot of lamb and swine
>Metamorphosis
>yeah
>yeah

>>56158048
>10 hours sleep
>lot of lamb and swine
Living like a king!

>>56156905
>Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Does hanging out with your mom also count?

good catalog post

>>56156905
I stayed up until 2:30 to finish Persona 5 Royal but my body refuses to sleep past 8 a.m., so fuck no.
My breakfast was two slices of wheat bread and a piece of cheese, so not really.
Not yet, but I'll probably read more in the evening.
It's way too hot out, so no.
I gave my grandmother a call to thank her for sending me a book, if that counts.

I have hired this woman to stare at you. The instant you break eye contact she will stab you.

>>56158150
No such thing

>>56156457
Here it fell on the floor.
https://vocaroo.com/1lI9kvFRGeoM

>>56158190
I dont like eye contact...

What is your favorite shiori image?

>>56158150
cute

>>56158358

Novelites how are you holding up? What's your strategy for coping with her dissapearence? Reading/Writing Fanfics? Interacting with Shiori AI? Rewatching Vods? Doing your reps? Looking at Shiori fanart? Imagining hard enough where you can actually hear her voice as if she was streaming?

>>56158358
The one with tongue piercing. >>56157276
Has me all sorts of downbad.

>>56158150
No good catalog posts, anon.

>>56158358
Either this one https://files.catbox.moe/4vdvo6.png
or the one with Shiori talking and a cat that likes to listen.

Shiori will never know I exist...

>>56158466
Bitching about it here until she comes back

>>56158483
Interact enough in chat, twitter, etc. She's bound to notice you eventually.

>>56158358
This one is growing on me.

Hi anons, I wanna draw something for Shiori but I have a mix of art block and forgetting how to draw(even if I wasn't good at it), can someone point me to some resources and help?
I really wanna draw but something just stops me

>>56158436
Jesus spoiler that shit with a password

>>56158358
I want her to bully me

>>56158565
Anon she probably looks like that when she removes her makeup at night and in the mornings
Are you telling me you couldn't love her like that?

>>56158481
Jokes aside, it looks really cool, but it's unfortunate that some of the paint kinda looks like semen kek

>>56158600
shiori or nerissa?

>>56158640
Both, but if just one then Shiori

>>56155997
I've actually being toying with the idea. Maybe a pair of really blunt, I am talking custom blunted on purpose, scissors could be used as chopsticks.

Which one again? I forgot.

>>56156892

>>56158640
Yeah that sounds good.
>>56158753
Try looking at the messages sent

>>56158783
I'm not a numberfag.
Quality-and-accuracy-wise, which one?

>>56158753
The first two are ESLs. And I haven't tried the third one yet.

>>56158826
Sorry, I'll make it more clear. The one with the biggest number is the one Shiori used.
If you want something good you shouldn't even be using CAI.
The hololive EN advent one was confirmed shit, I know nothing about the third.

>>56158358
It’s a split between the one you posted, the one with her tongue out including the piercing, and this one.

>>56158600
my choice
>>56158899
my second choice

>>56158358

>>56158358

>>56158358
This one is really cute.

>>56158358
Shio-CUTE

>>56158753
First one technically, but it's horribly ESL to the point I prefer the second one.

>>56158358
Will always have a special place in my dick

>>56159298
>"So, get away, Another way to feel what you didn’t want yourself to know, And let yourself go"

>>56158753
hmm, didn't realize there was more than 1. The middle @HoloAdvent bot is the one I've been chatting with lately. Seemed pretty decent for lewd ERP fun and etc. Gonna have to try the others

>>56159430
Although outdated now, that soundpost is still very good

>>56158358
I like dis one a lot.

Reminder that Shiori only loves Cageposters and Keanuposters!

>>56147468
I want Shiori in me

>>56158358

>>56147468
Shiori whenever she sees a Genshin shota

>>56159435
NOOOOOOO AHHHHH SHIORI

>>56159676
Post cute genshin shotas. I don't have a mental image of what you are talking about.

>>56158899
Is this canon size?

>>56159618
>Shiori's face when you tell her about how your day went

>>56159791
It is. Irl size as well.

>>56158358
It’s probably picrel at the moment

>>56159489
I use this one for my phone wallpaper I really like it.

So much good art and she hasn’t been around a month yet.
Wait also that image of her with her bangs up doing make up aaaaaah my wife is beautiful.

Good morning, Shiori love.

>>56159830
>>56142855
I love the morning make up one so much…imagine Shiorin mumbling good morning to you while dressing up…

>>56159783
I refuse to muck up this thread and turn it into a cute boys general. Just look up "genshin medium male character list"

>>56160150
Based bait denier

>>56159783
What this anon said >>56160150
everybody that Shiori likes from the game is basically shota tier, among other characters she likes.

Being as realistic as you can for this prompt.
What's the actual limits you'd have in exchange for dating Shiori?
Examples can be like
>Participating in BL / Yaoi for her
>Getting pegged

>>56160150
you just denied shiori her request to cum

>>56160582
No cuckoldry, no extreme femdom (including forced bi and the likes)
These are my terms pretty much nothing else
Pegging is ok

>>56159791
>>Shiori's face when you tell her about how your day went
dont do this to me anon

>>56160086
Ingmi

>>56160582
This is just the age old question of "would you have sex with a man for your fujo gf?"

>shiori likes shotas because she can groom them
>shiori is currently grooming the novelites
Are we just a substitution for shotas?

>>56160852
Her HSR husbando is anything but a shota, so it's not strictly shotas.

>>56160852
I like to think of myself as a shota

>>56160582
No NTR unless she wants to get gay with it (she probably wouldn't) nothing goes in my ass, and no permanent damage to my body.
>>56160852
Glad you figured it out. Remember who has the time to sit in pre-chat all day during summer holidays.

>shiori wakes up
>tries to groom us for the nth time so she can shlick herself in her childhood home
What is wrong with you, Shiori?

Really miss Shiorin

>>56159830
Fuck I forgot these two. This is an unfair question
https://files.catbox.moe/4qsswq.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/w1g53e.jpeg

>>56161061
>shiori saying she needs to step away for a while
>goes to her room and schlicks to scenarios of her grooming her shota Novelites and posts baits for them
>does this multiple times a day

>>56160920
>She invites you to fuck Nerissa
>She tells you that if you dare cum because of Nerissa, she'll shlick to a husbando and moan for their name instead of yours

sure are horny hours right now

>watching VODs from other members
>they don't move around at all
Shioriiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!

>>56161446
Sometimes we cutepost sometimes we hornypost

>>56161549
fuwawa's tits are bouncing constantly

>>56161446
Shiori is an actual coomer herself, so it’s only natural to return the sentiment.

>>56161549
She is not a normal streamer
She is OUR kizuna
3D BODY, NOW!

Shiori's teeth are so cute, imagine how it'd feel getting nibbled on by her.

Shiori nursing handjob when?

>>56162026
She’s giving me one right now babu

Shiori disgusted handjob when?

>>56162160
>she’s disgusted but also giggling the entire time

>>56160582
All in a hypothetical situation where I did know her enough to genuinely love her, but I'd be down for most anything besides:
Scat because it's disgusting
Any sort of involvement from an additional person because I feel sex/relationships require closeness/vulnerability which I'd be uncomfortable with doing/having her doing
I'm probably weird for thinking I'd rather be crossdressed, tied up, and pegged than have a 3 way with her and another woman, but I guess a lot of that is just a moral thing.

Do you guys really do 10k steps a day just inside your house? Do you carry your phone or watch with you to count them?
I only know for a fact I reach 10k when I go out for a jog three times a week (also started that thanks to Shiorin).

>>56162026
>>56162160
Reminder that Danimaru is Shiori's official h-mangaka and I need to get good at edits

>>56162490
I get that depends on the size and your house.
Anons living in big cities are likely to live in appartements too small for that, repeatedly turning around (because of the limited space) is unpleasant and can even get sickening.

>>56162490
novelites hate grass

>>56162490
I usually get 6kish in a small apartment on days I don't leave, but I pace quite a bit. 10k most days though.

I hate that you guys are happy. I want some of that for me.

>>56163228
If I was happy I wouldn't be posting on 4chan on the thread of a vtuber on hiatus

>>56162490
I actually do go outside since I don't live in a cluttered place like a city but it's still at home and in the back yard.

>>56162403
I'm the one that posed the question and I'm kind of the same.
I won't mind crossdressing, I use to cosplay. I don't mind being tied up, I'm a switch and like light bdsm. Pegged I've never tried but I personally don't think I'd be down for it, but if it were between being pegged or 3way with anyone at all, even another girl, I'd probably go for pegged.
>>56163228
Idk, I think some anons are more miserable than happy atm till Shiori is back.

>>56163228
Nothing's stopping you from finding your own happiness, anon.

Ran for 5 minutes today, get more than just steps guys

>>56163521
nta but:
life

>>56162497
I’ll try to give it a shot at messing with a few panels when it get home, sounds fun.

The thread is dying, it's over...

Would you kill for Shiorin?

>>56164439
Yes
Love Forever

>>56164439
I would kill any Anon from this thread for Shiorin!!

>page 8
It's so oreover.

>>56164077
Go for it, I am from satisfied how this came out but I lost my gimp touch.

>>56164439
yeah, myself

>>56164547
We're past bump limit anon...

>>56163228
What helped me most was learning about philosophy.
I'd advice you to at least check out some of the shorter videos on YouTube, they're really insightful.

One last hornypost for the thread.

>>56164787
This is not allowed. Shiori is not for horny posting.

>>56164855
She encourages it.

Gonna spend some time reading for the first time in about a year.
Thank you Shiorin for the inspiration.

there has been a lack of gosling lately

>>56165253
They've gone into hibernation, they appear whenever there's a voice tweet though

>>56165253
we dont have enough money to pay ryan gosling to appear in side stories

>>56164759
Introspection is a strong aspect of mine because I do literally nothing but stay in my head non stop. So I have several long years worth of thoughts about philosophy, psychology, and the afterlife. And I sincerely can't draw any positive conclusions.

>>56163228
Shiorin helped me find motivation to improve myself and find happiness, she can do the same for you

Would you be happy with a shiorin hologram like Joi from bladerunner?

>>56165490
Absofuckinglutely

>>56165490
>happy
No, I'd be fulfilled.

>>56164439
yeah!
>>56164562
I'll edit a fuckton of makima panels to shiori when I get time

>>56165253
Shiorin needs to do another voice tweet tonight. I love her shaky and cute voice so much...

>kalimba came in the mail
What should I learn for Shiorin?

>>56165679
It's so obvious that she's trying her hardest to be quiet and not let her family discover her cringe lol

>>56165355
I used to introspect a ton too, that didn't change much about my state of affairs.
Learning about new philosophies, ideas and even rethinking the concept of happiness is what really made me move forward.
If you don't know where to start you can check out the Youtube channel Einzelgänger or go to your local library and grab any philosophy book that aims to be a guide in life.

Time to recite your baselines anons

>>56165731
Megalovania
but realistically, VN music

>>56165731
Bad Apple

>>56165734
>shiois is showing ur her cringe
uoooooooooooooohhhhhh nerdy girl seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

>>56165731
Wilys Castle stage 1 from Mega Man 2

>>56165789
Was planning on relearning some old 2hu and Clannad songs I used to know on piano and transcribe them to kalimba, so this works. Will have to deep dive into my old VN playlist for more ideas.

>>56165731
Chop suey

>>56165866
you can post your kalimba version after each shioris piano video, and farm hearts

>Shiori introduces you to her gay friend
>She refuses to date you because he's into you
What do?

>>56165916
crackship

>>56165955
Pound the shit out of pending, then slide into Shioris dm, and cuck him

Bijou is the Lennie of Hololive.

>>56165490
Realistically something like that would be the best I could ever hope for because I'm an ugly depressed guy with heavy social anxiety, but I just want to be loved by a real human.

>>56166011
Rock is not dumb

>>56165941
Honestly might do it. I’ve been putting off making music related videos for years and it’d be more on topic than the shitters that spam her tags with their 3 dollar supas begging for attention.

>>56165656
Good idea I didn’t think about using makima

>>56165955
Break off all contact with her
Anime fetishes and ships are one thing, but accepting this shit in real life is over the line

>>56165731
Isn't the kalimba super limited as an instrument? Like it can't play flat or sharp notes unless it's tuned for it?

>watching escape room simulator collab with bijou
I like it when she talks while laughing cause it makes her voice sounds deep and smokey.

Shiori is so cute trying to not get caught by her family talking to us

>>56166389
You can still do flat and sharp, but you can’t change octaves obviously. That’s okay though since kalimbas have their own sound and style anyway, plus they’re really cheap and just a fun thing to mess with. What I really need to do is get a new USB keyboard since my old keyboard is dead now.

>>56166478
What does her father sound like?

>>56166605
Xi Jinping

>>56165866
Following up with my first goal that’ll make the oldfags cry. https://youtu.be/2jFd47CjDWE

>>56165955
What infuriating bitch behaviour, I shouldn't get cockblocked just because of her homo friend

>>56165955
I'd rather watch her fuck him.

I miss her so much... I finished all my reps but I don't want to do anything else...

>>56165955
Lead him on and manipulate him into being more and more of an asshole to Shiori. Eventually they'll blow up and have a falling at, at which point I swoop in and fuck shiori senseless and send him the video.

no one's ever seen me feel shit but eh

I hate women with gay best friends. I know too many of them.

>>56165955
But I'm not into doods

>>56165955
I tell her to respect my relationship choices

>>56166478
>no sound of the wind or echo
Pristine clean audio...

After doing it for years, today I just found out I can right click on youtube videos twice to take a screencap instead of manually snipping one that never comes out the right size and it gets rid of the buttons too.

I wanna be GROOOOOOOOMED

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