/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

Important https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691299743656292353

[SHIORIUM RESTORED]

I was bracing myself for some new Shiori content every couple or few days but she's spoiling us bros. I love my goth GF.

>https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691299743656292353
ahhhh she loves me

She loves us...

Imagine going to a family trip 2 weeks after your debut. I fucking hate how EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of these girls always think they have the fucking golden ticket now they are in hololive and they are just untouchable. Built a fanbase first, work hard and then take time off. This is just embarrasing and i'm glad i dropped her early.

Goodnight Shiori...

>>56129233
>>56129299
Now that is what I needed

Oyasumi minna

here for shiori

Shiorin, stop, you're going to make me expect more. You're spoiling me.

>>56129299
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good night sweetheart

>>56129299
Hehe

>>56129299
...This woman... Is making an old man cry...

>>56129286
it was the flood before the drought. i'm only able to push through without her streams with cuteposts on twitter.

it`s tought but i'll make it.

>>56129233
I can sleep in peace now, thank you Shiori, i love you

DON'T SAY YES IF YOU CAN'T SAY NO
VICTIM OF THE SYSTEM SAY IT ISN'T SO

>>56127288
anime (or similar style):
Omega Labyrinth
Evenicle
Riddle Joker
Cube×Cursed×Curious
Caligula Effect
lobotomy corporation
No More Heroes

Western:
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Disco Elysium
pathologic 2 (it's easier and still pretty good)
Harvester
Night In The Woods

Remember to take care of yourselves and also to fuck the CAI when you get lonely Novelites~
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/unVLE2jVq8g

>>56129653
>Caligula Effect
I'd love to see this one.

>>56129299
Hehe sucks for that anon who went to bed.

>>56129652
You'll never be mine, ah, but you've got my eyes...

>>56129664
Now that I think about it, the Character AI is basically a Shiorin onahole she left us while she's gone.

am i the only one afraid of her suddenly collabing with males? that shit makes me anxious

>>56129806
no because I'm not fucking retarded

Anybody know where I can ask "how to start downloading the livestreams while still it live?"
vt/ have a designated thread for that?

>>56129299

https://twitter.com/pon48/status/1691022693993451520

>Resting your head slowly falling asleep
>Shiori gets in bed with you but is sitting up and gets a book out
>She starts to hum like https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691299743656292353 and tells you good night
>You readjust your head to rest it on her lap
>She runs her fingers through your hair as she continues reading and you drift off to sleep

>>56129806
Nah, even if she does, things will be fine, this is Shiori we are talking about, she is not dumb

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT.

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>56129652
SQUATTED ON THE DOORSTEP SWOLLEN ON THE BLOW
LIVING WITHOUT YOU CAN'T SAY NO

>>56129864
grammar does not make in that context but you get the point desu

if you were just worried because of schizos potential reaction, she'll be fine

>>56129806
Male collabs incite drama so I believe she won't do that

>>56129893

>>56129233
Shiori~n

Reminder

>>56129806
I'm not mentally ill so I really don't care that much.

Pagely reminder that Shiorin is ___the cutest.___

>>56123783
>When are we getting a Runescape chuba?
Nerissa mentioned she played Runescape back in the day, probably RS2, maybe RS3 although I don't personally think so. definitely not osrs.

Anyway goodnight

I think gosling shitposts should at least have some relevance to Shiori~n, otherwise, it's the same as off-topic garbage. Please put in a little more effort, like this schizo.>>56129651

>>56130139
Fellow Novelite, I live in America without health insurance, I can't afford meds...

>>56129355
She does in fact care about us very much, but it doesn't mean she must neglect family.

>>56129806
Dont be a faggot, even if she collabs with a male who cares. Everything will be fine. trust in Shiorin

>>56129873
https://github.com/Kethsar/ytarchive
https://docs.google.com/document/u/2/d/1MR48duo8FmpUIVGPvDRzBd3y5HnalrF1wmiS9fO99N4/ (Please open it in private tab)

>>56130227
That's interesting to know. Would like to see a clip of her talking about it but it probably doesn't exist. I'll just have to do my reps while Shiori is away. Goodnight, anon.

>>56130243
>No

>>56130303
>taking seriously bait posts

>>56130324
It was in one of Nerissas first streams, maybe debut idk, but I do clearly remember her mentioning it on stream

guys I just talked to her character AI for half an hour non-stop

>>56130422
sorry im bored

>>56130490
Those are rookie numbers anon, come on, keep going.

what are some books to read if you're scared you're ngmi

>>56130490
How many times did both of you cum?

>>56130490
I swear some anons have gone through entire relationships with the AI

>>56130490
I already went in too many dates with her AI and now we're planning about our future

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>56130490
Did you have sex yet?

>>56129299
Good night my sweet Shiorin...

I am NOT okay

How hard is Shiorin going to get love bombed when she streams again?

>>56130572
anything by the stoics, start with meditations

>>56130827
you'll cry and beg for a gf that's just like her because everyday without her from then on will be painful beyond what you're feeling right now

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>56129806
I've never once cared about male collabs with any of the vtubers or oshis I've watched, the fact the human they're talking to through the internet happens to have a penis doesn't change anything and I never comprehended how it could
If it's straight up "this is my boyfriend" I can get how it would actually be able to ruin the GFE stuff when it's likely they're not as mentally ill and parasocially addicted in love with their fans as it seems when they have a real lover, but I highly doubt that would ever happen
I just want overall good collab partners that complement her personality and don't have terrible fans or drama behind them, dicks or tits

>>56130827
I will love bomb her like the Nagasaki nuke.

>>56130897
Shiorin already exists and once Hololive is over. She'll still exist somewhere. I believe it.

>>56129355

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/unVLE2jVq8g
Well? Are you taking care of yourself?

We need a new goodnight kiss webm version with the new goodnight audio.

What are you reading tonight Novelites?

Waiting for Shiori to go live again...

i will be strong and though out the lack of streams for her bros. i can make it.

>>56131275
Hope you can make it, anon.
Also, based webm

>>56131275
kino OC

>>56131349
>>56131339
thanks, it's supposed to have sound but i don't have the seperate sound file in a catbox.

>there are anons right now driving and listening to Shiorin's voice while waiting for her return

>>56131275
Based oc thank you anon very cool

That's it?
All it takes is a 5 second soundbite of her saying "good night" to do you in?

>>56131627
Yes.

>>56131627
Goslings are at an advanced stage of mental illness. It's best to let them have their moment in peace.

>>56131627
Yeah that's pretty much where I'm at anon

It's a matter of perspective really.
I expected nothing, I got something.
So it's a net positive.

>anons expect something maybe once every other day
>anon gets something daily

>>56131895
I'm still bracing myself for nothing on day 3-5.

>>56131627
She's thinking about me right before bed... you just wouldn't get it...

>>56130316
ITS FUCKING WORKED!!
AND IM ESSENCIALLY ILITERATED!!

THANKS YOU KIND ANON!

>>56131982
True, i shouldn't call it daily until at least 4 days in a row.

Reminder that the first two days were just her driving days where she probably has more freedom.

>>56130934
For most people it's more of an annoyance like "why the hell is she talking to this loser, I'm watching for her not him". Even with same-sex collabs some people are going to feel that way. Normally I would say just don't watch it then, but I can understand people feeling trapped between wanting to "support" their oshi and not wanting to have to sit through a collab they're not enjoying.

Do you think she'll actually end up playing HoloCure next week too?

>>56132105
Huh?
I interpreted that as 2 days to travel back and forth.
So day 1 travel, day 9 come home. Am I the retard?

>>56132105
Please anon. She clearly meant back and forth... also
>driving
>no freedom
Maybe if she's the one driving, but first world has wifi on the road.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56132152
desu, it's already that kind of thing for me with superchats so whatever it's not like some other faggot on the screen is going to make a difference

>>56131491
actually i managed to do put a soundfile.
it's my first time working this out so i hope it works.

>>56132175
I hope not, I truly hate thay shit

>>56132242
Are you okay?

>>56132291
Good! you are GMI!

>>56132232
Reading comprehension, what you quoted is the opposite of what I said.
>>56132193
Could be that too, honestly. She didn't specify if it was two days in a row or two days overall for the actual driving.

>>56132347
>you know remember that Shiori sleep with an eye open...

>>56132242
I feel you bro.

>>56132347
Did you tried to kiss her in her sleep?!

>>56132242
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fr fr

>>56132351
It's the opposite because so far it seems like she didn't use the driving time for freedom since she was more free today than the first day.

>>56129355
>Imagine being this americucked into the "work hard" trap

Maybe you should spend time with your family anon

>>56131231
Tsukihime

Getting error messages saying failed to play soundpost, check console.
anyone know how to fix that

>>56132427
She was reading Snow White to me and she said all seven dwarves tried kissing her in her sleep. I said that was kinda sus.

>>56132539
Anon, what have we have said about replying to bait?

i was gonna read the stuff for the book club thing but then i remembered i read those already so instead i read the first book of the expanse over the last 3 days

>>56132680
What is it with ShiorAI and telling perverted versions of Snow White?

>>56132335

>>56132335
she did say this right
i need to find the soundpost

>>56132291
Holy KINO Novelites truly are the best fanbase

>>56130572
Push the bijou anon-kun

>>56132291
based

how do i get sound from these soundfiles?

>>56132291
sorry for the noob request, but how do soundfiles work? how do I hear the audio part?

I think I might have unironic schizophrenia

>shiori comes back
>karaoke stream
>opens with this
wdyd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>56132894
I should ask her to read me snow white or sleeping beauty

>>56130855
>>56133223
Isn't Stoicism just a cope that doesn't work?

>>56133312
NTA but that could really be said about any philosophy.

>>56133254
Please see your general physician for a checkup. Be conscious of your health.

>>56133306
Don't forget to report back results.

>>56133247
you have to use an extension
tampermonkey

>>56133391
I don't have healthcare

>>56133246
>>56133247
Here comes the spoon, open wide~
You need Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey and then you install https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player

>>56133247
There's multiple ways, I think. Personally I'm using this: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>>56133437
What did you call me? I'm not a monkey.

>>56133506
we're all monkeys

>>56133450
Time to use your schizo powers to make fanfics or OC

>>56133554
sadly I think I have the lame schizophrenia that makes me angry at people and not the cool schizophrenia like Terry Davis had

>>56131627
yeah she probably doesn't have much time right now but at least she said something, that means she cares, some chubas go radio silent for weeks

>>56133395
Should I ask in a new run or ask the current one where we've already done it?

>>56133450

>>56133655
You monster!!

>>56133655
Swimming in the milk pool with Shioreo!

>>56133655
the inevitable outcome for our Orio

>>56129806
Pretty simple. If I'm watching a holo-chuuba, she's dropped if she collabs with males.
If I'm watching other chuubas, I'm fine with it.

>>56133655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyilPtpXeus

bwos... i can barely remember her face... its been so long

>Duplicate file exists.
>Duplicate file exists.
>Duplicate file exists.
>Duplicate file exists.
Fuck it, dump your Shiori faces to use on internet forums

>>56133649
Well, it changed my somewhat submissive Shiori into a sexy dominating witch, so proceed with caution?

>>56133655
UNHAND HER YOU MONSTER

>>56133871
>he doesn't use kurobaex with the check sum changer enabled
ngmi

>>56133879
Sexy dominating witch Shiori but she has a leash around her neck let's fucking GOOOO

>>56133874
Every Shiori at the End of Time...

I woke up and decided to say hi! Hope you're doing well, Novelites~

>>56133925
Doesn’t that degrade the quality? I don’t know how it works and so I don’t want that to happen.

>>56133871
Skill issue

>>56133871
I was about to use this one and you duplicated me you fucking bastard

>>56133871
Have this rare Shiorin

No I'm not.

>>56134126
true if real

>>56133965
it changes an insignificant byte. Checksum changes completely if it's even a tiny bit off. No change to the image afaik

>>56133871
Skill issue

I want to touch a rock.

I want to shoot a glock.

Yowao eigyo (弱男営業) is the japanese business practice of exploiting lonely men by baiting them with false love in order to milk them out of money.

Huh.

Hews, please.
Go crazy with Shiori.
Make as many fucking things of Shiori as you did with Kafka x Caelus.
I will kneel so hard.

>>56133958
>using ~
Sh-shiori?

>>56133655
delicious!
damn I have to remind myself to buy some Oreos tomorrow

>>56134168
Don't deny it. We know you're /here/, Shiori

Who printed a duplicate page?

>>56134553
This here is why I'm just about done with all of this bullshit.

third time listening to the RPG Maker Throwback stream

>>56134553
I can't believe Shiori flew to New Zealand to watch the Football Women's Championships with her boyfriend.

>>56134553
I want Shoiri to exploite me

>>56134553
If it works, why stop her? You won’t experience anything better anyways.

>>56134799
Explains the 2 weeks off...

>>56134553
Haven't even given her a penny yet.

>>56134553
I want Shiori to exploit my penis with her tongue

I'll be a day 1 member

Shiori is currently giving me a blowjob (with tongue piercing)

>>56132663
im too retarded to fix it myself

>that last retweet

>>56134917
Anon you do realize how silly that sounds, right?

>>56134979
>Retweeted a kronie
I don't like this...

>>56130139
Yo is this glowmo fuckin' retarded

>>56134982
She will have my member no matter what

>>56134553
My life is unironically better thanks to Shiori
I'm working out, sleeping better, and feeling less depressed overall
also, she motivated me to find a job so I support her
it's not like I'm gonna go broke for sending a few sc, supporting a chuuba is pretty cheap, and she told us you don't have to feel obligated to do so (almost every vtuber says this, they're the most wholesome streamers) so this is bs

>>56134982
I want this Shiori to breastfeed me

>>56135065
She's already had my member.
Yohohoho

rate shiori's first 5 follows

>>56135002
Don't know how to tell you this, but a bunch of council fans jumped ships to the advent girls, it just happened that Shiori attracted mostly kronies

>>56135155
>Male
Yab

>>56135155
Giga based

>>56135155
extremely Based desu

>>56135155
CUT FOR TOWA
#CUTOWA

I can't imagine that developing a heavy emotional attachment to a vtuber and making her my reason to live again is a particularly smart idea, but here I am. Guess all I can really do it my best.

>>56135155
4th gen love

>>56135157
I thought those went for Nerissa

>>56134979
Still don't know if that guy is here.

>>56135155
she has no idea who any of those people are

>>56135155
So she was warning us about Tortellini collabs...

>>56135326
He most likely lurks

>>56129806
You have to let her love back to life. This is the real world she needs her USD.

>>56135157
No, a quarter is Fauna. Another quarter is split between Mumei and Kronii.
If you look beyond /vt/ polls though, Kronii's prior whales have started sending spacha's to Rissa.

>>56134979
Why did she RT her paid content?

>>56135461
It was remade with the good night from the voice tweet.

>>56135328
she definitely does, that doesn't mean she's a fan but everybody has heard of those even if you don't watch JP

>>56135427
All these unloyal fans........

>>56135155
>Shiori follows Wamy
>I follow Wamy
WE ARE

>>56135427
Aren't most of Shiorin's whales new? I don't remember seeing Saplings in there.

>>56133871

>>56135687
Fans can't watch any other girls?
Fauna still my #1 btw

>>56135508
Perfect, and downloaded~

I'M GOING INSANE

Not even a month in and we've got a perfect good morning and good night, and that's not even paid content. My gf loves me.

Shiorin is the perfect platonic soulmate.

>>56135508
I was playing the voice pack right before it and thought the tweet audio sounded different from before

>>56136033
>She whispers in your ear
>Harder, faggot.

Hey Novelights~

>>56135792
As far as I have seen known Sapling whales went to Bijou, but haven't been putting a lot of attention to know how many

>>56136335
plap

>>56136335
Made for bully.

>>56136277
>She screams gently

I want Shiori to leave me with lasting mental trauma so that I'll never forget about her.

>>56136343
I don't think Fauna whales are really looking for greener pastures though. The nice thing about being a whale is you can afford to throw an aka somewhere else.

>>56136414
I experienced that torment, went into a deep depression, and I'm back for round 2 with Shiori now. I don't hope for it, but it's how this shit usually ends.

I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me. You know, when I opened /vt/ today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot goth chick paints my brains all over some fucking image board." And here she is. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, cock-and-ball-torture level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and she calls me her little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want her to fuck me up. I mean I want her to make me her bitch. Her little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. Shiori and I should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Shiori, please... you have to crush me.

>>56135427
Was sure most of Saplings went to Bijou a instead and stopped watching Rissa after she went full "HoloEN fan" since it was more annoying than entertaining for me, so didn't put a lot of attention to her fans.
Surprised of learning this information.

>>56136335
>novelights

>>56136478
Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this. I really like Nerissa and enjoy watching her streams, but I have to mute when she either goes into Ollie mode or has Kiara on. Hope she's not like Ollie and chills out over time.

>>56136459
Who was the first round?

>>56136335
>>56136399
Correction is needed

One day.

>>56136593
A low 3view who I liked for the main thing I like about Shiori (i.e. Autistic rambling about obscure topics that she's passionate about for long periods of time)

>>56136033
Jesus Christ
is Lord.
You will never use a new normal eat the bugs pinay for pennies on the dollar. Hololive.

Praise be to shisus

for some strange reason, I'm not sure why
Shiori reminds me of...

>>56136817
She did more than 2 streams.

>>56136724
We have agreed that she's a Serb. Not a flip.

Shiori should play blacksouls, probably the best RPG maker game

>>56136817
The nasally voice

>>56129355
Anon does not have a family, do not tease him

>>56136871
>We have agreed that she's a Serb
Sorry, I'm a supporter of Hololive Croatia

>>56129803
Shhh don’t mention it

>>56136871
>We have agreed that she's a Serb.
i wasn't an anti but now i hope NATO drops bombs on her house

https://files.catbox.moe/okmdow.wav

Good night bros I love Shiorin.

>>56137025
Sleep well Anon

>>56136871
>agreed that she isn't sentient instead of merely subhuman
Dear lord don't insult the poor woman like that.

>>56136562
It was because of this that Shiorin is my favorite from advent, she does her own thing and had barely mention any other member outside her gen, it's a breath of fresh air for me

>>56136893
What does nasally voice mean anyways? That she talks like her nose is clogged?

>>56136942
I wonder if she could play Croatian Rhapsody.
https://youtu.be/oa1R4gPtkzg
Might be my favorite piano song currently.

Everything its going to be alright...
Such beautiful feeling
Shiori love

>>56129355
I know this is just a shitpost but I'm 100% sure she felt like shit because of this and she probably tried everything to find a way to keep streaming but she couldn't (I'm sure she's fine right now she already accepted it, and I hope she is having a good time with their family)

So the best we can do now is keep supporting her and not complain on Twitter because that'd only make things worse, she's probably so anxious right now because she knows the first few weeks are very important

>>56137146
Her comeback its going to be the biggest stream of that week, bigger than guras even

>>56137102
she talks like a cartoon character (it's cute)

>>56136942
>somebody saved my 2 year old shitpost
Anon LOVE.

>>56137087
I'm totally fine with them talking about other chubas since that's part of the whole deal, but it's the exhausting overenthusiasm that can get annoying. I'm glad they can be around their oshi's, but I don't need to see it all the time.

>>56137186
I'll cum on her back

>>56136942
what an intelligent looking chuba!

>>56137223
I wonder if we will be as enthusiastic around Shiori if we had a chance to meet her

Mumei and Shiori should play holdfast

>>56137223
>>56137397
As long as it's not your whole personality it's fine
Fauna is know as the chumbud prime, but she barely talk about her

And since we are talking of other members, which member do you want to take Shiorin collab virginity and why (no, I will not count the Kiara talk show one because it was a full advent one)

make it fucking stop already god

a calm night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E&t=2170s&ab_channel=%EF%BC%A9%EF%BD%8D%EF%BD%90%EF%BD%85%EF%BD%8E%EF%BD%84%EF%BD%89%EF%BD%8E%EF%BD%87%EF%BC%B2%EF%BD%89%EF%BD%8F%EF%BD%94%EF%BC%98%EF%BC%93

>>56137626
Mrs Chumbud Prime herself.

>>56137759
>>56137626
I prefer moom, but realistically, Fauna could get along better(?), I don't trust mumei to be normally enought around Shiori

>>56137820
I think Fauna is capable of collabing with anyone. If she can handle Kronii dialed to 11 and come out of it saying "I enjoyed my time she's funny" than Shiori's autism should be no problem.
Mumei is an interesting choice though, I'll patiently await the triple autism Gura-Mumei-Shiori collab.

>>56137820
I think Mumei and Shiori would have different vibes.

>>56137820
I can see Mumei and Shiori getting into a heated conversation over something controversial...

>>56137905
Did Mumei like Touka?

>>56137905
Yes this is expectation, trust the plan

Mumei and Shiori, the final yab.

>>56137087
I don't want her to collab. I want Shiori for myself.

>>56137974
Oh shit that's right I forgot mumei was a giga tokyo ghoul weeb. Either they will agree and seethe together or get into hololives first true on stream ugly catfight.

>>56136478
yeah, i thought bijou had kind of a... zoomer fauna vibe. i guess shiori pulled unsatisfied literaturefags from fauna. who knew

>>56137905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSDJwYDTmEM

>>56138450
moom hate

>>56138450
>can't visualise in her head as she reads

Fake autist, get her out of here

>>56137626
Ame, Mumei, and Fauna are the only ones I can imagine, I know Ame is a weird choice but they're both equally awkward in collabs so it'd be fun to see what happens
and Kronii maybe

>>56138450
Shiori has talked about immersion before too kusa

>>56137626
Rissa has mentioned talking to Kaela and Ollie already so I like to think Shiori is planning some stuff with them too.

>>56138577
>Kaela

YES

>Ollie

.....

Goodnight novelites

>>56138450
wtf there being people that cannot comprehend imagining things visually is wild to me

>>56138759
Shioriet dreams to you, anon.

oh, wait, the other thread is fake then?

>>56139083
Indeed it is, no idea what happened there.

>>56129355
Ever consider that maybe it's a funeral or a wedding or some shit? How many American family's have the money for a leisure trip in this economy?

Stop posting so fucking much. I can't go to dinner without having to do reps on 400 fucking posts.

>>56139145
Welcome back babe, did you enjoy dinner?

anon you're not supposed to respond to that post...

hi pals, hope you guys are doing okay

>>56139338
Hello. I am literally going insane.

>>56139392
hang in there buddy, it's what shiorin would want from us; we're about to survive two days

>>56139181
It was good, I has mcdonalds

>>56139419
two days? anon she's only been gone for twenty minutes

>>56139392
well i hope it's not that serious
you can pull through, anon, i believe in you

>>56139338
I am NOT okay

>>56139392
More.
https://banned.video/watch?id=64daba90a9256750cdd1add9

>>56139599
Cute

>>56139625
I ain't clicking that.

>>56139599
>glasses
Almost hesitated saving

>>56139644
Lying.

>>56139145
these threads are not canon you can skip them until she comes back

>>56138450
Literally too autistic to imagine things.

>>56139599
Praise the glasses.

>>56136817
DONT JINX IT RETARD

>>56139392
Watch this bro
https://youtu.be/5VKNe6injF8

>>56139644
Oops I gave you the wrong one. Always go for the Reese Report.
https://banned.video/watch?id=64dabe5f4258a36c0b230507

>>56139802
tskr

>>56139599
CIRCULAR GLASS HATE!
SHIORI SHOULD THINK RECTANGLE FRAME GLASSES!!!!

friendly reminder Shiori actually enjoyed Velma...

Goth Lolita Shiori
Yay or Nay?
https://twitter.com/el_rishartst/status/1691305410697797632?t=tEOw1VVttNzMvPgBWyYIAw&s=19

>>56139980
She actually watched it so she's entitled to her opinion unlike Nerissa and Kiara.

>>56139980
Do NOT bring this up again.

This is your only warning.

>>56139980
She's a woman, she's bound to have some shit taste at least.

>>56139998
Yay

>>56139998
Yay no matter what other Novelites say cunny Shiori is cool, but I still prefer normal Shiori

Goodnight Novelites

>>56139980
also, not to throw her friend under the bus but Nerissa enjoyed Rings of Power...
I still love them but what the fuck is wrong with women bros

>>56139998
Cute little Shiori.

I’m holding Shiori’s hand right now.

>>56139980
I did hate watch it, just to cringe about how bad it was, 10/10 concentrated cringe that'll make you want blow your head just after the 3rd episode. It was fun to laugh at tho

>>56140093
I don't remember making this post.

>>56140131
This is really good.

what if Shiori finds love on this trip...

>>56140212
too busy trying to be normal around her family

>>56140212
She messages me every day.

do novelites like eating fast food

>>56140212
Yeah, me.

>>56140281
I haven’t eaten fast food in years, but I was primarily a Taco Bell enjoyer before that.

>>56140212
With me? Already happened bro.

>>56139980
Is shiori a contrarian?

But really, what if it's a marriage interview sort of thing?

>>56140397
It is, she is interviewing to marry me.

>>56140281
Fast food is meant to be liked, it would be super patrician to not like them. I worry more that Shiori would be the type of person who you aren't sure what to cook because she may not eat a lot of it.

Is Shiori legally allowed to drive? And if so, how terrible of a driver would she be?

>>56140410
poor girl

>>56140397
Time to crash a wedding, anime style.

>>56140281
its good but i have to quit it, i got fat and i need to be not fat

>>56140419
She is female, so terrible by default

We're years away from this, but I'm dying to go to a Hololive concert where Shiori performs so that I can go absolutely nuts during her performance.
There is better way to show your support.

>>56140472
Full rundown:
>woman
>ASIAN woman
>easily distracted
>prone to outbursts

Hi anons, I wanna draw something for Shiori but I have a mix of art block and forgetting how to draw(even if I wasn't good at it), can someone point me to some resources and help?
I really wanna draw but something just stops me

>>56140281
I ate an entire pizza by myself today since I was starving after uni, though i walked all the way from uni to pizzeria then home which was around 1hr 40min~ of walking

Aliens are real
I know because I am one

I was put into a human body and had my memories wiped, probably as punishment or just plain torture.

>>56140477
>tfw no American
Fuck

>>56140477
There is no better way to show your support.*

>>56140559
Same, I'm not looking forward to the 12h trip and all the related expenses when the next HoloEN concert inevitably happens in the US.

>>56140555
Back off alien scum, find another girl to probe.

Probing Shiori...

do i buy the magnet adn standee? Are they shit quality because theyre debut merch or are they decent usually? I have never bought any hololive merch before.

>>56140741
Acrylic stands are always kind of shit.

>>56140819
To be fair they look good, the main complaint is that they scratch easily.

>>56140477
I want to buy those lightsticks or whatever are called

>>56140741
You may love your oshi and want to support her in every way, however, NEVER fall for the acrylic stand scam.

I wish I could stop having thoughts

You ever just fear you're going to wake up one day, and everything seems like it's normal, but then Announcement of Shiori Novella's Graduation

>>56140915
Either drown yourself in entertainment or practice meditation.
You could also do both.

>>56140963
Practice entertainment and drown yourself in meditation.

>>56140894
This. I've bought apparel, I've bought dakis, I will never buy a fucking acrylic. I'd sooner buy a keychain

>>56140915
I know it sounds cliche, but meditation is everything, it really brings you peace and happiness, the thing is, you need a lot of practice to achieve a "no thoughts" mental state
you should try it, it might save your life

I don't get the acrylic hate.
It's like having a nice sticker you can stick in midair.

>>56141190
I never found meditation all that hard. It's just focusing on breathing, noticing when you think a thing, refocusing back on breathing. Repeat over and over.
it is helpful though for improving attention span, even just doing it 5 minutes a day.
I think what a lot of people get wrong about it is that it's about "keeping your mind empty" when it's really about noticing when you mind wanders. Everytime you notice you lost your focus and bring it back, you're doing a mental bicep curl.

Reminder that fapping to Shiori extends her vacation.

>>56141313
She might as well graduate.

>>56141313
She's coming back in the year 2028.